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<v ->Okay, it is the Rundown.</v>

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Hello boys, look at us.

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<v ->Truly!</v>

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<v ->Somebody get Roland a Truly please?</v>

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There's only five Truly's worth of--

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<v ->Fun fact about Truly,</v>

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(can popping open)

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<v ->Brandon Walker, if you drink six of these</v>

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before date night, you'll fuck longer.

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<v ->Oh will I really?</v>

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<v ->Yup.</v>

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<v ->Not that I need it, because I'm having</v>

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date night with my wife tonight.

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<v ->Really? How long you gonna fuck?</v>

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<v ->Depending on how many Truly's he has.</v>

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<v ->Cumulative or at one time?</v>

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<v ->So you're going to fuck more than</v>

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once is what you're saying?

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<v ->Probably not. The run down brought to you by Truly.</v>

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<v ->Hello.</v>

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Truly Seltzer is one of our favorite sponsors

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here at Barstool, and we're

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always drinking them around the office.

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Truly isn't just a summer drink.

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There is nothing better than a Truly,

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whether you're watching football, tailgating, or

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drinking with friends like us, we're just buddies.

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I got to point out that KB is here too.

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<v ->Yeah the whole Yak's here.</v>

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<v ->Yeah the whole Yak's here. KB is here.</v>

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<v ->We're just guys tossing balls playing truths.</v>

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He's got hot coffee.

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<v ->It's the Yak run down.</v>

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Truly is a refreshing alternative

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to beer or cocktails with only 100 calories,

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5% alcohol by volume, and only one gram of sugar.

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Is anybody impressed I knew that meant alcohol by volume?

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<v ->ABV?</v>

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<v ->Yes.</v>

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<v ->Very nice.</v>

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<v ->Thank you very much.</v>

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<v ->I'll give you half credit.</v>

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<v ->Why?</v>

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<v ->Well, "A" is pretty self explanatory,</v>

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we're talking about Truly. The "BV"...

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So I'll give you 2/3 credit.

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<v ->It gives you the perfect amount of alcohol,</v>

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while keeping calories low.

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There are tons of natural flavors to choose from.

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You can choose from the citrus pack,

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berry pack, or tropical pack, and each one

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includes a variety of four different flavors to choose from.

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We love them here at Barstool,

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so go out and pick up your Truly's to drink this weekend.

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<v ->I have the watermelon flavor.</v>

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<v ->Do you?</v>

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<v ->Truly the best!</v>

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<v ->Hey boys! How we doing?</v>

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<v ->Hey Brandon.</v>

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<v ->Doing good?</v>

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This is December 12th. No it's 13-no it is the 12th!

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December 12th. I'm not just doing that,

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I really thought it was the 13th,

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it's the 12th right? Yes.

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<v ->Thank you very much KB, you're supposed to be-</v>

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<v ->We're at the point now where</v>

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when we lose college football,

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you start losing the track of the dates.

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<v ->Correct, cause I always know what the Saturday is,</v>

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that week always. I been looking at the schedule

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all year, now I don't know.

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<v ->What Saturday is this?</v>

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<v ->This is the 14th.</v>

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It's Army Navy day.

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<v ->So you do know!</v>

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<v ->I do know.</v>

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You know what else it is?

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And you'll learn this very soon, but,

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the 12th and the 13th is when you realize,

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"fuck, Christmas is right here".

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<v ->No, that's when you realize, "fuck, next week</v>

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I've gotta say fuck".

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<v ->Yes, yeah, it's your pre-fucking.</v>

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<v ->You're in the hole for a fuck.</v>

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<v ->Getting ready to fuck.</v>

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<v ->KB.</v>

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<v ->There it is! No catch by the guys!</v>

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<v ->Anthony Rendon, of the Washington Nationals,</v>

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no longer of Washington Nationals,

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he signs with the Los Angeles Anaheim California Angels.

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He is now out there with the Angels.

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Him and Mike Trout will be together.

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Huge money, he was one of the biggest free agents,

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and obviously he couldn't go back to Washington

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because they could only afford one of them.

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What do you think?

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You're in this baseball moat with the Cubs right now.

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<v ->Yeah, yeah crazy.</v>

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<v ->What do you think about Rendon to the Angels?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, nuts shit man.</v>

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<v ->I just always-- well it's just like, to be totally honest,</v>

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it's always funny when a guy signs out there,

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it was like what's his name, Manny Machatta.

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I almost forgot his name.

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Last year in the Padres. So this guy signs out west

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to any team besides the Dodgers, it's like,

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"don't know about you anymore".

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<v ->So it's kind of R.I.P Anthony Rendon?</v>

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<v ->No, it's good he's basically getting to enjoy</v>

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his retirement while still playing.

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<v ->From a player's perspective--</v>

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<v ->Like Albert Pujols has done.</v>

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Apparently Albert Pujols is still playing.

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<v ->No one cares if the Angels are good or bad.</v>

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You know what I mean? Mike Trout has been living,

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making a ton of money, and nobody

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has been caring that they're not making the playoffs.

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So for him, it's a low pressure situation.

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<v ->The big story is Scott Boras, now at like,</v>

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three days in a row, I think his cumulative

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was $800 plus million dollars he got his clients.

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So Scott Boras, Scotty Boras, Scotty B.,

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<v ->Good at his job.</v>

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<v Cont.>just fucking swiped himself an</v>

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$80 million dollar commission.

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<v ->What does that say for the other baseball agents,</v>

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that there's one guy dominating the field so thoroughly?

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And why is so much noise being made over there?

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KB seriously?

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<v ->Is Mike Trout the richest man of all time who has...</v>

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<v ->We were trying to get you to get everyone to be quiet.</v>

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<v ->Tell them to quiet down. Yell though. Yell.</v>

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<v ->They're not that loud.</v>

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<v ->Use your loudest voice.</v>

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<v ->KB, they are loud.</v>

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<v ->(yelling) Quiet!</v>

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<v ->That was pretty good.</v>

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<v ->Was that KB or...?</v>

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<v ->Coming out of your shell.</v>

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<v ->That was sort of like an assistant principle voice.</v>

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<v ->Is Mike Trout--what? For the rundown today,</v>

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for each topic, KB is gonna have a question.

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<v ->Is Mike Trout the richest person of all time</v>

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with the last name of a fish?

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<v ->Tim Salmon.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, but Mike Trout is richer than Tim Salmon.</v>

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<v ->John Salmons?</v>

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<v ->Gotta be a famous Bass out there, right?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, Lance Bass.</v>

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<v ->Lance Bass gotta be rich.</v>

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<v ->Not that rich, but we've got some good fish names.</v>

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<v ->We gotta go net worth here on Lance Bass vs. Mike Trout.</v>

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<v ->There has to be some other fish.</v>

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<v ->I know that Lance Bass has a shocking amount of money.</v>

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<v ->The Florida Marlins as a franchise.</v>

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<v ->Don't do that, Rone.</v>

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<v ->Sorry man.</v>

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<v ->John Dolphin.</v>

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<v ->John Rockefeller Cod.</v>

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<v ->Lance Bath-- (laughs) Lance Bass is worth $22 million.</v>

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<v ->That's like one swing for Mike Trout.</v>

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<v ->That's not great for Lance Bass.</v>

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<v ->Who are we forgetting?</v>

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<v ->Isn't it time for an NSYNC comeback?</v>

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<v ->Who are we forgetting? No, they've done it.</v>

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<v ->Did they?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, it didn't stick on.</v>

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<v ->Doesn't stick.</v>

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<v ->Who are we forgetting?</v>

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<v ->There has to be some fish.</v>

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<v ->Jimmy Fish, Johnny Fish.</v>

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<v ->Jeff Fisher.</v>

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<v ->Tommy Shark.</v>

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<v ->Tom Shark or maybe Bezos. Isn't Bezos a type of fish?</v>

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<v ->Tommy Lasorda! Swordfish!</v>

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<v ->I don't think he's richer than Mike Trout.</v>

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<v ->You don't even have the mic in your hand.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, there's a mic, you've got a mic.</v>

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<v ->All right this was fun.</v>

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<v ->All right, so that was question one from KB.</v>

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He's gonna do it for every single topic.

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<v ->Second topic. Clinton Portis, Joe Horn,</v>

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you know those guys?

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<v ->Oh yeah!</v>

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<v ->They're former NFL players.</v>

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<v ->Correll Buckhalter, Reche Caldwell...</v>

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<v ->We're not just naming former players.</v>

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<v ->But these guys are all in this...</v>

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<v ->Are they really?</v>

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<v ->Keep going! Why'd you cut him off?</v>

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<v ->I'm sorry! I thought he was just naming players.</v>

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Correll Buckhalter did something wrong?

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<v ->KB.</v>

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<v ->Why is that?</v>

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<v ->He's gonna break your record.</v>

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<v ->Clinton Portis, Joe Horn, among 12 players,</v>

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former players, charged with defrauding

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the NFL healthcare system.

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Apparently, they figured out how to defraud this thing.

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<v ->I read about it. For 15 seconds I read about it.</v>

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Here's what I got. They were falsifying stuff,

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and they were getting a bunch of machines

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sent to their house and stuff.

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Like there was an x-ray machine for a horse.

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I read that. Then they sell it!

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<v ->It's expensive.</v>

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<v ->Hyperbaric chambers, ultrasound machines...</v>

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<v ->Then they just flip 'em?</v>

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<v ->I think so. I think it fell off the back of a truck,</v>

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if you know what I mean.

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<v ->So they're claiming to need this equipment</v>

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for themselves?

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<v ->I think, listen, again, I only read the</v>

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article for 20 seconds so that's what I surmised, but--

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<v ->How do you get the horse thing? What do you say to them?</v>

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<v ->Horse cock.</v>

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<v ->He has a horse cock? We need a bigger x-ray machine.</v>

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<v ->What's your question on this topic, KB?</v>

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<v ->Is Joe Horn the greatest athlete of all time</v>

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whose last name is a musical instrument?

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<v ->That's a great question.</v>

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<v ->John Philip Sousa. Oh, he's not an athlete.</v>

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<v ->Stephen Cymbals.</v>

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<v ->Somebody's gotta-- uh, somebody triangle?</v>

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<v ->Alicia Keys.</v>

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<v ->Ooh, that's good!</v>

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<v ->Not an athlete. We're off just the net-worth thing.</v>

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<v ->Doug Flutie.</v>

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<v ->Joe Horn-- you think-- no, but Flutie</v>

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was on a Wheaties box.

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<v ->Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, drums.</v>

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<v ->I got nothing.</v>

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<v ->Ba-- Lance Bass!</v>

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(everyone laughs)

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<v ->That's called synergy folks.</v>

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<v ->All right, so Roger Goodell apparently just</v>

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went ahead and officially squashed the little guy

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that sits here occasionally. He begged for Roger Goodell--

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<v ->You just called Dave Portnoy little.</v>

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<v ->Who? No, Dave, I said Dave. Dave Portnoy.</v>

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<v ->Wow. Gets one haircut!</v>

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<v ->The guy that sits here-- this dates back weeks,</v>

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it's not about the haircut. Anyways, Roger Goodell--

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<v ->It's about integrity and video game culture.</v>

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<v Cont.>squashed it, he said, "We're moving on."</v>

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Said, "We're finished, Spygate is over, Spygate 2."

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He said, "Don't ask anymore questions about it,

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it's done, finished".

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<v ->I didn't even realize it started.</v>

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<v ->It didn't really start, but it was in the starting block,</v>

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and it never really got going. It was a horse

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that got shot in the gate.

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<v ->That was disgusting. That was a foul thing to say</v>

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about beautiful, strong--

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<v ->Take that horse to Clinton Portis's house,</v>

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he'll get that horse fixed up.

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<v ->He'll get it x-rayed real fast.</v>

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<v ->KB, your question please.</v>

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<v ->Um, um--</v>

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<v ->You got this brother.</v>

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<v Cont.>Where is Seabiscuit buried?</v>

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<v ->Louisville, Kentucky!</v>

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<v ->Correct!</v>

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<v ->I would assume they buried most of him in Louisville, KY.</v>

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<v ->Right, yeah, correct.</v>

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<v ->That's where all the horses are,</v>

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that's where they live.

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<v KB>Under the KFC Yum Center.</v>

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<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, there's tons of parts in Kentucky.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, but Louisville-- I mean that's</v>

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where Churchill Downs is, so I just--

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<v ->Yeah, but Lexington is where Keeneland is.</v>

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<v ->But if you're Seabiscuit though, you don't stay</v>

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stay at Keeneland, you stay at the Taj Mahal.

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<v ->Can you fact check that one?</v>

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<v ->Yeah. We're beating a dead horse.</v>

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<v ->This guy, unbelievable.</v>

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<v ->I have two parts to this one.</v>

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<v ->You got to do the other ad.</v>

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Very quickly, Jets Ravens tonight, what do you think?

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<v ->It's seventeen now?</v>

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<v ->It's a lot of points.</v>

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<v ->Shit load of points!</v>

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<v ->It's a lot of points, but the Ravens are also maybe</v>

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the best team in the AFC, possibly

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the best team in football right now.

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<v ->Maybe the best team of all time.</v>

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<v ->I don't know if I'd go that far.</v>

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<v ->If we're going superlatives! I thought we</v>

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were just naming off meaningless superlatives.

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<v ->But they legitimately could be the best team right now.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, they might be. I think that they're better</v>

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than the cheating Patriots.

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<v ->Are they the best team of all time</v>

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named after a-- oh, you go ahead.

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<v ->Nah, that wasn't it. Who's taller,</v>

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Samuel L. Jackson, or Lamar Jackson?

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<v ->I want to say Lamar.</v>

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<v ->I want to say Samuel L. Jackson is taller.</v>

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<v ->Wrong, wrong, wrong, they're both 6'2".</v>

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<v ->But one of them has hair, the other one doesn't.</v>

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<v ->What about one in cleats?</v>

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<v ->What about in cleats?</v>

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All right, so, I don't know if you guys have seen it,

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but it's the most under reported story in the country.

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Vana White's been hosting Wheel of Fortune all week.

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Vana White-- Pat Sajak's out due to surgery.

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Vana White's been hosting, I don't know if

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she's been doing a good job.

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I saw it, it was a little jarring, good for her for

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getting the opportunity, I'm sure

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she's great at it, she's been watching it for 30 years.

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<v ->Did you see who's taking her role as the toucher?</v>

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<v ->Minnie Mouse!</v>

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<v ->But Minnie Mouse isn't going and</v>

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touching the stuff, which--

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<v ->She's just dancing around!</v>

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<v Cont.>ruins the illusion that they're getting touched.</v>

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<v ->I don't watch this show at all, ever. Um, I'm aware of it</v>

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as a cultural reference point, and-- have there

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been multiple Vana Whites? Or is it just one?

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<v ->It's a clone thing, I think. I think they bring it back--</v>

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<v ->Like, is she Vana White? Is she the original Vana White?</v>

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<v ->No, 'tis the name of the character.</v>

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<v ->It's not like the Pope.</v>

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<v ->Has there been other Vana Whites?</v>

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<v ->There was a different, more tan one, and then</v>

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they switched to make a-- it was like a pigment thing,

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and now there's a new Vana White.

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<v ->So there are multiple Vana Whites?</v>

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<v ->This is the only Vana White there's ever been.</v>

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<v ->I don't think that's true.</v>

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<v ->They wouldn't have this old one out there</v>

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if they had another one.

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<v ->No, it's just that she retired.</v>

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<v ->Age is just a number.</v>

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<v ->Second part of this is, we are on the cusp</v>

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of a huge changing of the guard of the game show industry.

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<v ->Sajak, and Trebek.</v>

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<v ->Is Sajak's surgery-- is it cosmetic?</v>

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<v ->No, I don't know what it is. I think it's back.</v>

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He's just getting old. But Sajak doesn't have

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a lot of years left, Trebek is

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near the end of the line unfortunately.

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But we're near a changing of the guard of the two most

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beloved game shows we got, Wheel of Fortune and--

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what are we gonna do? What's gonna happen here?

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<v ->I think bringing Meredith Vieira, the only</v>

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great woman's game show host before Vana White.

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<v ->What does she host? The millionaire show?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, Meredith Vieira.</v>

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<v ->Bob Saget, feels like he should be somewhere around.</v>

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<v ->But what about the bitch from</v>

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

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<v ->I thought that's what you were just saying.</v>

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<v ->What about Moe from Guts?</v>

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<v ->What happened to the main British lady?</v>

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<v ->Moe from Guts.</v>

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<v ->That's not Moe from Guts.</v>

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No, you're talking-- no that's--

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you've got them completely confused!

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<v ->Where's Mark Summers?</v>

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<v ->You're talking about the Weakest Link! You're talking</v>

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about the Weakest Link.

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<v ->Who wants-- you are the weakest link.</v>

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<v ->KB, game show discussion.</v>

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<v ->She passed?</v>

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<v ->Who? The Weakest Link lady? I don't think so.</v>

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<v ->She had death energy.</v>

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<v ->Well you just shit on people for being the weakest link--</v>

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<v ->That wasn't really a question.</v>

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<v ->This is like the run down on drugs.</v>

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KB, What's your question? Question.

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<v ->What famous game show host was also an olympic swimmer?</v>

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<v ->Rogen.</v>

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<v ->Bob Barker.</v>

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<v ->Lockthey. Spitz.</v>

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= Think kids.

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<v ->Maddy Crippen.</v>

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<v ->A kid's show</v>

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<v ->Oh, Mark Summers!</v>

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<v ->Very close, same last name.</v>

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<v ->Susan Summers.</v>

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<v ->But spell her different.</v>

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<v ->The slime girl.</v>

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<v ->Oh, no, Summer Sanders! That's not the</v>

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same last name at all.

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<v ->Yeah, you could do it! Do it! You wanna do it?</v>

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<v ->Philly topic.</v>

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<v ->Toss me one brother.</v>

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<v ->Joel Embiid--</v>

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<v ->Toss me one for the Philly topic.</v>

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<v Cont.>has been criticized by Shaq and Barkley.</v>

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They say he's too soft, he's not aggressive enough.

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He should be a star like Luka and all these other players.

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They don't talk about him, so what did he say to it?

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He said yesterday, "I agree".

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<v Reporter>Joel, what's your thoughts about, um,</v>

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Charles Barkley and Shaq saying about you,

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criticizing you for your game?

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<v ->Um, I mean it's, um, you know, that's what they do.</v>

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Um, you know, um, maybe they're right, um,

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maybe, um, but I do think they're right.

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I think I need to , you know, be more aggressive,

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um, just, you know, just look to impose myself,

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just look to dominate. I think the whole season,

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I haven't done that, um, and then you can see,

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um, the way it's affecting my efficiency,

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and that's that, so, you know, I guess I need to

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go back to having fun, and just dominating.

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But I get what they're saying, and I think they're right.

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I gotta make a change.

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<v ->"They're right, I haven't been aggressive enough,</v>

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and I don't disagree with what they're saying".

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What do you think about that? What do you think about

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your star player being a big fat pussy?

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<v ->A big fat pussy is a term you like to throw around</v>

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because of the limited amount of terms that you have.

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<v ->I don't have many terms.</v>

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<v ->You use big fat pussy too much. He is having</v>

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a fine season--

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<v ->This is a big fat pussy move, to disagree</v>

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with your critics? Or agree with your critics?

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<v ->To say that, to take accountability, say, hand up,</v>

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"I need to do a little bit better", even though he is

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averaging career highs in blocks and steals,

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defensive metrics that his team need right now?

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<v ->However, would you not say that Joel Embiid,</v>

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at times-- I'm not gonna go as far as the BFP thing,

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but, maybe could lose ten pounds? Maybe could be

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a little more aggressive late in games? Maybe be there?

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<v ->I think that what we were seeing last year</v>

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with Joel Embiid, was that he was trying-- he was

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over exerting himself early on.

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Now our team is more spread out, now you have

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more threats in different positions,

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and he doesn't need to over exert himself.

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My hope is that he's saving a little bit of gas

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in the tank for the end of the season.

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He doesn't care about trying to

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force these gaudy MVP numbers.

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I don't think that there's any problem

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with him being a little accountable.

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He's down in points, he's down in rebounds,

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he's down in assists, he's down in

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a lot of big statistics, but the team's running.

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And what else matters?

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<v ->Big Cat, you've yawned twice on this show. You good?</v>

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<v ->No, I'm tired.</v>

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<v ->KB, what you got on this one?</v>

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<v ->I actually have a coffee on the way.</v>

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<v ->Oh do you? Congratulations.</v>

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KB, the Joel Embiid topic.

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<v ->What country is Joel Embiid from?</v>

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<v ->Cameroon.</v>

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<v ->Is that true?</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->He said it with a lot of confidence, I agree.</v>

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<v ->He's Cameroonian. He's the most famous</v>

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Cameroonian athlete since Samuel Eto.

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<v ->Oh, that guy could finish.</v>

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<v ->Remember in FIFA? Back in the day-day?</v>

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<v ->Kawhi got his ring last night.</v>

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Kawhi Leonard went to Toronto, beat the fuck

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out of the Raptors, and got a ring,

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and they all did the hugs.

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<v Announcer>Please, welcome back Kawhi Leonard!</v>

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(roaring audience)

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(cheers)

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<v Announcer>Congratulations, Kawhi! The North thanks you!</v>

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<v ->And I don't really have a lot to say about that,</v>

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I just thought it was--

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<v ->Did they cheer him?</v>

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<v ->They did.</v>

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<v ->That would have been funny if they booed him.</v>

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<v ->They gave him a big-- they even made his path</v>

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to the shot last year that he hit,

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you know, the bounce around, they like made

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his path on the floor in his footsteps.

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It was-- it was a unique visual.

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<v ->I feel like there's unrequited love between</v>

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Kyle Lowry and Kawhi Leonard.

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<v ->I feel like it got requited,</v>

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they won a championship together.

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<v ->But I'm saying, I don't think that, uh,</v>

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Kawhi Leonard loves Kyle Lowry back

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like Kyle Lowry loves Kawhi Leonard.

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<v ->They shared two--</v>

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<v ->Does Kawhi love anything?</v>

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<v ->I don't think Kawhi loves anything, that's the problem.</v>

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<v ->His New Balances. He loves milk toast.</v>

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<v ->He likes a nice, firm celery stick.</v>

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<v ->All right, last thing rundown.</v>

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<v ->Really snaps the-- ack!</v>

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<v ->I don't know if either of you saw it, I added it late,</v>

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but there's a Tennessee quarterback,

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Tennessee freshman quarterback, Brian Maurer,

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and he is-- did you see it?

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<v ->Yeah, Brian Maurer.</v>

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<v ->His ex-girlfriend-- Brian Maurer.</v>

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I can't s-- Big Cat, don't. Maurer.

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<v ->How do you spell it?</v>

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<v ->M-A-U-R-E-R. It's the worst last name.</v>

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<v ->"Moorer?"</v>

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<v ->Maurer. Maurer. It's a terrible name, yeah. So--</v>

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<v ->It sounds like your body's shutting down.</v>

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<v Cont.>his ex-girlfriend-- his ex-girlfriend</v>

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put out a Tik-Tok--

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<v ->"Yeah, that didn't work out, so I decided to</v>

538
19:20.520 --> 19:23.050
have a break from boys, and you'll never guess

539
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who I met. Tall, large, Henry VIII,

540
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supreme head of the Church of England."

541
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<v Cont.>Hating on him, and telling him he's</v>

542
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such a terrible person, how she's upgraded,

543
19:34.380 --> 19:36.240
she's got a better looking boy, and--

544
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<v ->And a guy you can pronounce, actually</v>

545
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pronounce his last name?

546
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<v ->Yes, yes, so I don't know if you saw it,</v>

547
19:40.180 --> 19:42.280
but it's a Tik-Tok, you're a big Tik-Tok guy,

548
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you didn't see it at all? Okay?

549
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<v ->Wait, so what was the story?</v>

550
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<v ->It's just gone viral, that she did this.</v>

551
19:48.300 --> 19:51.920
The Tennessee fans are all mad, because there is no more

552
19:51.920 --> 19:53.053
sensitive fan base than Tennessee fans.

553
19:53.053 --> 19:55.040
They're all upset that this quarterback

554
19:55.040 --> 19:57.870
got put on blast on Tik-Tok, 15 seconds of

555
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this girl telling him he's got a tiny dick,

556
19:59.930 --> 20:00.763
he's a terrible person.

557
20:00.763 --> 20:02.910
<v ->Aw, you can't do the tiny dick thing.</v>

558
20:02.910 --> 20:03.980
<v ->I might have made that part up,</v>

559
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but I needed something to make this interesting,

560
20:05.470 --> 20:06.580
because it was dying--

561
20:06.580 --> 20:08.020
<v ->Yeah, no, you just put this in here</v>

562
20:08.020 --> 20:10.055
because you wanted to say Tennessee is sensitive.

563
20:10.055 --> 20:11.695
<v ->I did, that's the only reason I put it in.</v>

564
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You got anything on that?

565
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<v ->I think people from Mississippi say "morer"</v>

566
20:15.110 --> 20:17.554
when they forget the word "most".

567
20:17.554 --> 20:19.804
(laughter)

568
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<v ->All right, that's the Rundown.</v>

569
20:22.110 --> 20:23.483
<v ->What a great ending.</v>

570
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(air whooshes)