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<v ->We're gonna move into a new segment,</v>

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new segment alert, called Hurry Up and Wait,

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and no better person to kick this off with,

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Kyle, an infantry dude who has spent so much time

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of his career before he became a legend

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doing Hurry Up and Wait.
(chuckling)

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Like he was waiting outside for a hair cut,

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he was waiting outside for orders at (coughs)

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at medical to get a shot that he didn't need

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but they told him he had to have it,

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and then they forgot that he got it so

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he had to go back and get it again.

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Like, that, this is Hurry Up and Wait.

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(chuckling)

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Alright so the first question in Hurry Up and Wait,

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Kyle, you know whenever you're doing Hurry Up and Wait,

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that Marines, especially, Army guys too I'm sure.

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We talk about the dumbest shit in the world,

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(chuckles) so we talk about this ridiculous questions,

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so I'ma hit you with a question like one of

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your Corporals would have in the past.

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First question: Would you rather have a two inch penis,

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or, man-boobs that lactate all the time?

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<v ->[Assistant Broadcaster] Ooof,</v>

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<v ->That is a tough one, uh.</v>

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<v Broadcaster>You didn't expect</v>

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these hard hitting questions.
(laughing)

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<v ->No, I did not man, this is harder than college classes.</v>

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First I would, first piece of advise before we kick off,

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I would say if you're ever told to, never, ever, ever,

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hurry up and wait on a grenade.

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(all laughing hysterically)

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As far as Hurry Up and Wait goes,

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that's probably one you don't wanna take out the box.

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<v Broadcaster>Oh my God.</v>