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Nice.
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Oh, hello.
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I'm your host, Kate.
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And we are here with the new 2019 edition
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of Smokebro of the Week.
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To kick off the new year,
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I thought we'd go with user submissions from Stoolies,
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and we heard from the perfect guest.
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With lots of people hittin' the gym for their resolutions
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and consequently throwing out their backs
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almost immediately,
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we went with Matt Zimmerman, a chiropractor
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who works out of a kickboxing gym.
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Especially considering the trouble we had in 2018
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with backs here at Barstool.
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(sympathetic violin music)
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(upbeat music)
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One thing I do know about staying healthy in the new year,
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you got stretch before we get started
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with all this stuff, we wanna stretch it out.
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So ugh, turn the spine.
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(groans)
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I'm not very bendy yet, so.
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Ready?
Yeah, great.
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What is your deepest fantasy?
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For my two beautiful young children
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to grow up to lead healthy, fulfilling lives.
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Cool.
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We wanted to know what are some of the best things
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to remember as you jump into fitness in the new year?
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Just keep it simple, keep it basic,
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for now to start.
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Okay.
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We use two hands, obviously.
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Try to get over...
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Dude, nice!
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Good form.
Squattin' it up.
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This is like, that peeing in an alley on New Year's Eve.
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This is what that feels like.
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Hottest date spot in New York City.
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Wherever I'm sitting with my wife on date night.
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Your wife, right. Your wife, uh-huh.
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People say chiropractics isn't a real science.
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And so what would you say to the haters?
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What would I say to the haters?
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Well, there's what I--
This.
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Would like to say to the haters, like, hah!
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Take that.
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I would just tell said haters to,
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that the proof is in the pudding.
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We're not just one-trick ponies,
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we don't just like crack necks and backs.
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Gotta make sure you're fully scratched too,
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it's not just the depths of your spine.
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The qualities you look for in a woman,
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Ideally, that woman should be married to me.
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The wife thing again.
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Yeah, yeah that, yeah, that wife, yeah.
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Great Smokebro.
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How could somebody like me get a little more healthy
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in the new year?
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Most of my patients know that I'm not the type
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to say "No, no, no, you can't do this,
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"you can't do that."
Mmhmm.
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It would be nice to see you maybe
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try to cut back on the smokes a little bit.
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Mmhmm.
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Maybe try to wear a helmet
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while you're riding your bike.
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Mmhmm.
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Maybe try singin' a little bit less,
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taking rest all day.
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Mmhmm.
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(music obscures speech)
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uh, yeah, uh sorry.
Yeah.
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What?
What, huh?
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Oh, yeah, no. (laughs)
That's supposed to bring
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people out like that.
That sounds great.
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I'm gonna get healthy.
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Final question and this is more of a personal one,
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but I heard somewhere along the line
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if you've taken LSD, Acid, before,
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and you get your back cracked later in life,
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that it comes out of your spine
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and you get that high all over again.
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Is that true?
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You know, I'm not really supposed to say,
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say so, but I've heard that that's actually true, yes.
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Buddy, let's get crackin'.
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(footsteps)
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(back crunches)
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(cat-call whistling)
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(moaning)
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All right Kate,
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how we doing today?
(moaning)
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Ooh, ya know, I'm gonna come back later all right?
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(moaning)
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I'm just fakin' it.
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I just feel like bein' a piece of shit right now.
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(humming)