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<v ->Welcome to.</v>
<v ->Welcome to.</v>

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Oh, you go.

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<v ->Mm, does, it does.</v>

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<v ->Also sounds like it should be</v>

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in Mississippi, where I'm from.

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<v ->Yes.</v>

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<v ->I've been to several places called Catfish Bend.</v>

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<v ->Uh, there's the Horseshoe.</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->There's the Hollywood.</v>

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There's a lot of them.
<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->There's a lot casinos.</v>

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A lot of people like to gamble and drink

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and cavort, cavort.
<v ->Buffets.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, buffets mostly.</v>
<v ->Buffets.</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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Anyway, we got Pac-12 championship Game,

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Barstool Mid-Week Short.

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I am Brandon Walker, sitting in for Dave.

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'Cause he just, was he retiring

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from college football?
<v ->Yeah, reset it, reset it.</v>

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<v ->Yeah sure, reset it,</v>

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'cause we're a whole 45 seconds in.

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<v ->Brandon, I would like</v>

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to use my time.
<v ->I like to reset things.</v>

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<v ->I would like to use my time on this show</v>

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to say, "Fuck Larry Scott."

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<v ->"Fuck Larry Scott."</v>

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What did Larry Scott do to you?

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<v ->He's a Pac-12.</v>

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<v ->I know who he is.</v>

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<v ->Commissioner.</v>

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<v ->You don't like it's on Friday night?</v>

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<v ->He has ruined the Pac-12.</v>

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This game has zero juice.

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Utah is playing to get

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into the College Football Championship to the Playoff,

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and the game still has zero juice.

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It's gonna be in Santa Clara,

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there's gonna be no one there,

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it's on a Friday night.

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That guy has ruined West Coast football for everyone.

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And I love West Coast football.

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I love Keith Jackson, the Rose Bowl,

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US--
<v ->Keith Jackson is gone.</v>

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<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->Keith Jackson's gone.</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>
<v ->Well, is he dead?</v>

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<v ->He loved, yeah, he's been dead for years.</v>

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<v ->Shit.</v>

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Well now Keith Jackson's dead, that's on you Larry Scott.

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<v ->He didn't kill Keith Jackson.</v>

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<v ->USC is no longer relevant.</v>

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<v ->Oregon, okay, nice little comeback here.</v>

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But we don't have West Coast football, and it's fault.

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It is your fault, Larry Scoot.

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You have ruined the Conference that I love.

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<v ->He made Chris Peterson quit.</v>

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<v ->The Conference of Champions, he made Chris Peterson quit.</v>

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So this game, I should be excited for

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to an insane level, don't have juice.

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I love Oregon, still don't have juice.

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Gonna watch every second.

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But the whole time I'm gonna be looking

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for Larry Scott and say, "Fuck that guy."

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<v ->I think you should be saying, "Fuck Mario Cristobal."</v>

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<v ->No!</v>

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<v ->'Cause they lost a game.</v>

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They lost a game, they had it.
<v ->I like Mario Cristobal.</v>

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<v ->The Pac-12 was set up for the biggest game,</v>

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one of the biggest games of the year.

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It was gonna be a playoff, playoff game.

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That's what it was gonna be.
<v ->But it still wasn't.</v>

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<v ->It was gonna be a double playoff game.</v>

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<v ->No.</v>
<v ->It could have been.</v>

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It could have been.

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Now the big 12, which teams aren't maybe not as good,

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they got a playoff, playoff game.

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<v ->No, because they still would have had</v>

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to have Georgie lose.

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<v ->It would have been a playoff, playoff game.</v>

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<v ->No.</v>
<v ->Georgia might lose though.</v>

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<v ->Right, but it still wouldn't have been</v>

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a true playoff game.

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<v ->But how excited would you be--</v>

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<v ->And that's Larry Scott's fault.</v>

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<v ->If you had Georgia LSU playing tomorrow night,</v>

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and then tonight you got two one-loss Pac-12 teams.

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<v ->Listen, Oregon doesn't do well</v>

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in the desert, everyone knows that.

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<v ->What do you think?</v>

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<v ->I love Oregon.</v>

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I love Oregon in this game,

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I think their defense is very good.

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I don't know, not really sold on Justin Herbert,

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he's a little weird to me.

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He's like, it's all there, but it's not.

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<v ->That's exactly right.</v>

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But everything is there.
<v ->But it's not.</v>

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<v ->Everything you want is there.</v>

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He's gonna be a combine freak, he's gonna kill the combine.

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And somebody's gonna draft him number two overall.

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<v ->Right.</v>

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<v ->And I just don't know if it's there.</v>

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<v ->He's just not the, it.</v>

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He's the guy from "Jerry Maguire."

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<v ->That being said--</v>

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<v ->What is the quarterback's name?</v>

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Oh no, he's Beau Callahan.

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<v ->Right, that's not "Jerry Maguire" at all.</v>

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<v ->Nope.</v>

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<v ->Beau Callahan in</v>

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"Draft Day."
<v ->"Draft Day."</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->Vontae Mack, no matter what.</v>

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<v ->Did you like seeing--</v>

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<v ->The most unreasonable part of that movie was</v>

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that Beau Callahan was gonna be the first pick in the draft.

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He went to the University of Wisconsin as a quarterback.

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That makes no sense.
<v ->Did you like</v>

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Sam Elliot as the Wisconsin coach?

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<v ->Yes.</v>
<v ->I liked that too.</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>
<v ->I would love Sam Elliot</v>

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to be my football coach.

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<v ->Mm-hmm.</v>

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Greg Merz is gonna be the number one pick

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of the draft, four years from now.

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<v ->He didn't play it down this year, did he?</v>

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<v ->Well, we're saving him.</v>

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<v ->Okay.</v>
<v ->You don't rush greatness.</v>

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<v ->It seems like you kind of do.</v>

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<v ->You don't rush greatness.</v>
<v ->Clemson did.</v>

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<v ->And also, we have a Heisman quarterback, (mumbles).</v>

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<v ->I like Oregon too, I think</v>

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that Oregon's gonna win the game.

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I feel like they're gonna do the Committee a favor

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and just kind of get rid of Utah.

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So it would be down to Georgia

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and the Big 12 Champ.
<v ->You talking about</v>

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hush money right now?

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<v ->No, I just think--</v>
<v ->Or are you talking about</v>

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like a take them out back?

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<v ->I think Oregon is probably a better team.</v>

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But Oregon's had a couple more what the fuck moments.

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Like what the fuck happened to Oregon this year?

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Against Auburn, they were up 21-3.

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What the fuck happened

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in the second half?
<v ->Bo Nix happened.</v>

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<v ->Bo Nix didn't really happen.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, Bo Nix is awesome.</v>

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<v ->Justin Herbert just stopped playing good.</v>

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<v ->Bo Nix is the future.</v>

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<v ->Stop doing that.</v>
<v ->This bothers you.</v>

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<v ->This is, stop doing that.</v>

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<v ->'Cause Bo Nix does stink.</v>

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<v ->Bo Nix is terrible.</v>

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<v ->I know, but he wins games.</v>

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<v ->Kind of, kind of.
(laughs)</v>

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He's an 8-4 quarterback, they're an 8-4 team.

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<v ->9-3.</v>

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<v ->There was a material change, they shouldn't have been 9-3.</v>

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I think Oregon wins the game.

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You think Oregon wins the game?

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<v ->I do, I do.</v>

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Or you just like the (mumbles)?

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<v ->I think Oregon wins the game.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, I kind of do too.</v>

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All right, PointsBet also has an exclusive boost--

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<v ->What do you mean, you kind of do?</v>

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You just said they're the better team.

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<v ->Okay, I do too.</v>

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<v ->All right.</v>
<v ->I do too.</v>

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<v ->PointsBet has an exclusive--</v>
<v ->Say it with some fucking</v>

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<v ->Oregon's gonna fucking win this game!</v>

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<v ->Oregon's gonna whoop that ass!</v>

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Whoop them!

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<v ->But we're still coming for you Larry Scott.</v>

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<v ->Larry Scott, fuck you.</v>

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<v ->What did Larry Scott do?</v>

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<v ->He ruined the Pac-12.</v>

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<v ->I think the Pac-12 kind of ruined itself.</v>

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<v ->He takes his little private jet up and down the coast.</v>

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<v ->That's (mumbles) football.</v>

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<v ->He made, the Pac-12 office, in San Francisco,</v>

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is like $15 bazillion in rent.

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The SCC office in Birmingham,

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Alabama is like a dentist's office.

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<v ->No, it's in the back of a Dollar General.</v>

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<v ->Exactly.</v>

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And they give the money to the school,

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so that they can then, little of this, little of that,

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little of this, back behind, you know?

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<v ->Maybe USC, go get you a little</v>

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Urban Meyer in there.
<v ->Right, little Kirby Smart.</v>

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Change the cost.
<v ->Cost of doing business.</v>

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<v ->Cost of doing business.</v>

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Put your teams in a position to cheat,

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is the motto here.

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<v ->That's the secret.</v>

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<v ->If I were Commissioner, that's what I would do.</v>

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<v ->That's the secret in the SCC.</v>

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<v ->The secret in the sauce.</v>

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If I'm running for Commissioner of Big 10 someday,

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which I will, I will say, "I will make sure

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"that my guys have a chance to cheat at the highest level."

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<v ->And Ohio State's the only one</v>

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that's gotten that memo so far.

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<v ->Correct.</v>

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<v ->In the SCC 1992, they did a Championship game,</v>

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and the said, "Also, we're gonna cheat."

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$50 staked, yes, excuse me.

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And the two games in this promo, I've ruined it.

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<v ->Disaster with an ad read.</v>
<v ->I've ruined it.</v>

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And it got really bad.

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Should I redo it?

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Or just keep going?
<v ->Ugh, no, no.</v>

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<v ->The two games in this promo are</v>

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(papers tapping)
That it?

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<v ->Yeah, I think that's a wrap.</v>

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<v ->Fuck you, Larry Scott.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, get it.</v>

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Say it with your chest.

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Oregon, money line.
<v ->Oregon, Oregon's gonna win.</v>

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<v ->Money line.</v>

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(thud)