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♪ You really hate to see it, Deadspin ♪

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♪ Why your face look defeated? ♪

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♪ 'Cause you'll have no place or a meaning ♪

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♪ Once your page is deleted? ♪

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♪ You're all fired fucks ♪

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♪ Yup, that's the end of you nerds ♪

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♪ Now Gawker's an empty house ♪

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♪ It's lookin' like the Deadspin Awards ♪

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♪ It's blasphemy that you're always mad at me ♪

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♪ When your union put up less of a fight ♪

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♪ Than Orange Cassidy ♪

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♪ It was sad to see ♪

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♪ You're all gone ♪

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♪ Without a sound or a peep ♪

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♪ They made Green Monster have a seat ♪

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♪ Like two thousand and three ♪

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♪ GMG ♪

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♪ You acted like you were doing them a real favor ♪

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♪ Then why'd you let them ♪

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♪ Play Barry like Bill Hader? ♪

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♪ Why'd you fumble? ♪

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♪ Why'd you stumble and crumble? ♪

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♪ Why'd you let them give the finger to Wags ♪

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♪ Like Mutumbo? ♪

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♪ Your whole roster is dead spin ♪

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♪ Ended... deceasedspin ♪

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♪ Haven't seen that many dicks in a circle ♪

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♪ Since Meat Spin ♪

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♪ No more Samer, no Wags, what it do now ♪

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♪ No more dancin' with Ley ♪

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♪ Unless I'm chillin' at a luau ♪

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♪ Okay listen up ♪

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♪ Nah, I don't wanna waste time ♪

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♪ You really think Drew Magary could make a straight line? ♪

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♪ Better keep your head down ♪

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♪ When I come around ♪

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♪ He used to be a giant ♪

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♪ 'Til Hogan slammed him to the ground ♪

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♪ Remember when Ted Cruz did you dirty ♪

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♪ Something gigantic ♪

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♪ I ain't seen a cruise hit that hard ♪

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♪ Since the Titanic ♪

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♪ And then you tried to paint Ted as a bitch ♪

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♪ You posted a pic of Brett Favre sending his dick ♪

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♪ People forget, you were a smut site ♪

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♪ That's straight facts ♪

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♪ For clicks, always looking for dick ♪

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♪ Captain Ahab ♪

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♪ Your vids are straight trash ♪

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♪ You had written blogs in overhaul ♪

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♪ 'Cause you couldn't hang on videos ♪

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♪ If you were Logan Paul ♪

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♪ When it came to social justice ♪

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♪ You were the ultimate warriors ♪

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♪ 'Til you ran into Hogan ♪

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♪ Now you're consulting a coroner ♪

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♪ It's over now, but it's sorta poetic ♪

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♪ That your flame's gone ♪

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♪ Now you and Manti Te'o's girlfriend got the same job ♪