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(traditional Italian music)

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<v ->All right.</v>

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Pizza review time.

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We are in Santa Monica.

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Corner of Main Street.

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Water's right down there.

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We are at Stella Barra Pizza.

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This pizza review brought to you by SoFi.

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Now how do you know where you put your money?

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They sponsored the pizza review.

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Smart people.

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The best place for high-interest checking, savings.

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Now me, I got a bazillion dollars.

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I put it in this thing,

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and next thing I know, I blink, I got $10 billion.

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That's how fast the interest goes.

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SoFi.com/barstool, sign up.

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One bite, everybody knows the rules.

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I never thought a bank would sponsor a pizza review.

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Smart people, though, SoFi.

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One bite, everybody knows the rules.

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Stella Barra.

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Falling apart there.

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We got a hole in the pizza.

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That's just a hole.

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It's a hole.

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(blathers)

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I shouldn't have done that.
(laughter)

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One bite, everybody knows the rules.

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Eh, kinda doughy.

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Basic.

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I mean, it's pizza, it's good.

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Is it that good?

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No.

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This is what I expect Santa Monica pizza

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to be kinda like.

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You just kinda forget about it.

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I'm gonna put this at a 5.9.

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That's our review.