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Welcome to Pardon My Take Witching Hour,

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That's it, that's it.

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(group laughing)

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<v ->There's all the other stuff.</v>

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You gotta do the,
<v ->Oh, the ad read.</v>

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<v ->you gotta do the ad.</v>

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<v ->Yeah. Hey.</v>

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so they get the Big Cat parlay.

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Big Cat, who's on your parlay this week?

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<v ->Vikings, Rams,</v>

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49ers.

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<v ->And it can't lose.</v>

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It's at Plus 315 as You Can't Lose Parley.

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We got my Field Goal Prop.

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Over three and a half field goals in a Sunday night

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and Monday night game.

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So if either one hits, it's at minus 250.

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And they got the Hank Lockwood Lock of the Week.

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<v ->Yeah, we gotta work on that name.</v>

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<v ->The Hank,</v>

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<v ->Lockwood of the week.</v>

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<v ->Lockweek of the week.</v>

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<v ->Hank Week Lock of Wood.</v>

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Of Locks.

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<v ->Hank Lockwood Win of the Week.</v>

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Who's on your Lock of the Week Hank?

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<v ->Rams.</v>

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<v ->At plus 400 and--</v>
<v ->Jared Goff, zero.</v>

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<v ->I'm doing an ad read, Brandon.</v>

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<v ->Sorry.</v>

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<v ->You wanna finish the read?</v>
<v ->Sorry!</v>

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No there was a--

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<v ->No, I don't care, I, stop talking.</v>

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<v ->Kill 'em!</v>

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So we are live at the Witching Hour.

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I'm losing everything.

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Except for the Chiefs bet.

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I think I'm gonna win that.

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But, oh, and the Patriots.

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But everything else, I'm done.

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<v ->Big Cat and Warren.</v>
<v ->That's a legal hit.</v>

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<v ->Talking about loss,</v>

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Big Cat's losing a season right in front

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of his very eyes right now.

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<v ->That's a legal hit.</v>

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<v ->I know that's a legal hit.</v>

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<v ->Where you at, Big Cat?</v>

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<v ->Fucking sucks.</v>

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The Packers cheated,

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and it's been, it's hard to beat,

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it's hard to beat a team and the refs.

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<v Hank>What happened?</v>

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'Cause we were doing an interview.

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I didn't see the play in question.

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I just saw your tweet.
<v ->They basically,</v>

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they called kick catch interference on the Bears.

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It was a fumble,

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but they,

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we hit him

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after the Packers caught the ball.

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So it's impossible for that

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to be kick catch interference.

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And then they showed a clip of LeFleur

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just yuckin' it up

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with the refs before the game.

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<v PFT Commenter>Is it reviewable?</v>

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<v ->I don't know.</v>

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<v ->What was the score?</v>
<v ->But it's under protest.</v>

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<v ->What was the score when that happened?</v>

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<v ->0-0.</v>

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<v ->So it's a big--</v>
<v ->Kind of a big deal.</v>

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<v ->Big penalty.</v>

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<v ->It was not 7-0, Jack, shut the fuck up.</v>

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Seven was what happened after that.

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<v ->Fuckin' Titans.</v>
<v ->Shit.</v>

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<v ->You stupid fucks.</v>

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<v ->So yeah, this game is under protest.</v>

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<v ->All right, touchdown Titans.</v>

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Touchdown Titans.

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This is over, or is probably over.

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<v ->All the football guys are here.</v>

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KB's in the house.

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<v ->Where's KB at?</v>

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<v KB>Hey.</v>

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<v ->KB, you still hungover from SantaCon?</v>

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<v KB>Am I hungover?</v>

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<v ->Did you have sex yesterday?</v>

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<v KB>What?</v>

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<v ->Did you have sex?</v>

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<v KB>No, I got sick.</v>
(laughter)

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<v ->You got sick?</v>

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<v ->Yeah.
(laughter)</v>

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<v ->Damn.</v>

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<v ->Damn, that's tough.</v>
<v ->That sucks.</v>

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<v ->You also,</v>

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What does everyone all have collectively?

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Everyone has, you guys all have the over

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in Texans-Titans?

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<v ->Yeah.</v>
<v ->Yeah, that's a loser.</v>

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<v ->I have--</v>
<v ->You can't have</v>

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two interceptions on the goal line.

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Three.
<v ->Three.</v>

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<v ->They just scored a touchdown.</v>

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<v ->Yeah but they have three interceptions on the goal line.</v>

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<v ->I've got, I bet the over in the Packers-Bears</v>

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is probably a loser.

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<v ->I have under there.</v>

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<v ->The Bears have not scored a touchdown</v>

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against the Packers this year.

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<v ->I put two units on,</v>

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on the Patriots.

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It seemed like an easy bet on the Patriots today.

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<v ->It wasn't looking good for a second.</v>

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It was, it was starting to get--

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(everybody talks)

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<v ->There's another set for Drew Lock.</v>

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<v ->Go!</v>

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Stop goin' backwards.

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I have the over in that KC game.

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<v Hank>How much better is the weather</v>

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in Kansas City than all the other places?

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<v ->Great.</v>

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It's wonderful.

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<v ->Come on, Mitch.</v>

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<v ->It's like Madden snow.</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->Like those big, big thick flakes.</v>

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<v ->But it doesn't look that cold.</v>

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Like it looks like fun,

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fun snow.

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<v ->Right.</v>

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Those Peruvian, uncut flakes.

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(Marty laughs)

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<v ->That was good, I enjoyed that.</v>

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<v ->Which should actually better</v>
<v ->It's plenty cold there.</v>

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<v ->for Drew Lock 'cause he played in Colombia.</v>

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<v ->That guy's in short sleeves.</v>

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<v ->No, I think Hank's right.</v>

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It doesn't look like that cold.

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It just looks like a nice snowman thing.

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<v ->It's snowing very hard.</v>

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It looks quite cold.

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<v ->Get your body moving around--</v>

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<v ->It's colder in Green Bay.</v>

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<v ->Get some layers.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, it's way colder there.</v>

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<v ->Snow can't happen under</v>

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a certain amount of degrees.

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<v ->There you go, Mitchell.</v>

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<v ->I don't, is that true?</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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No it's, there is,

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it can be too cold for snow.

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<v ->I'm gonna go with that.</v>

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<v ->I,</v>

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<v ->Where's Drew?</v>
<v ->It's freezing.</v>

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<v ->Brandon, how old were you</v>

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the first time you ever saw snow?

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<v ->Four, five?</v>

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(group laughs)

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<v ->I know.
(group laughs)</v>

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<v ->It must've blown your brain.</v>

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<v ->We get it like once a year.</v>

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<v ->Wait.</v>

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<v ->Didn't they just throw a pick?</v>

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<v ->It's another pick for Drew.</v>

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<v ->What was that?</v>

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<v ->They're just letting him throw picks.</v>

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They gave it back to him

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so he could throw another one.

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<v Hank>Let's go. (claps)</v>

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Patriots D has turned it up.

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Third interception in the second half.

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<v ->We didn't need,</v>

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I didn't need that.

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<v Big Cat>Sucks.</v>

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<v ->I have the under on the Patriots game</v>

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which would be a miracle, but you know, hey.

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<v ->What's that at?</v>

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<v ->It's the Christmas season.</v>

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<v ->What do you think about Chase Winovich's hair?</v>

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Like bleach bottle blonde.

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<v ->I don't,</v>

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you're a hair guy...

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<v ->I am a hair guy.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, that was good, that was a catch.</v>

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<v ->I didn't like it</v>

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the first time I saw it,
<v ->When it goes,</v>

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<v ->but it's growing on me a little bit.</v>

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<v ->when it gets below 15 degrees,</v>

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it becomes, it becomes too dry.

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<v ->Dry, yeah.</v>

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<v ->It can happen, technically,</v>

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but it very rarely does.

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<v ->Huh.</v>

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<v ->Just knowing what little I do about hair,</v>

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seems like when you do something like that,

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<v ->Snow usually happens</v>

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<v ->it's not something you can just reverse.</v>

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<v ->around the high twenties and low thirties.</v>

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<v ->Okay.</v>

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<v ->People bleach their hair blonde</v>

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and then they like, shave it

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and it grows back normal.

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<v ->No, he could dye it brown again.</v>

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I think when you dye,

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if you wanna dye your hair

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like a bright color, a lot of people

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bleach it first
<v ->What happened to the Giants</v>

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<v ->and then dye it.</v>
<v ->and Dolphins?</v>

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<v ->16-13</v>

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<v ->I might be wrong about that, I dunno.</v>

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I had bleached blonde hair when I was in seventh grade.

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<v ->Wait, that makes no sense, they got a Safety?</v>

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<v ->Yep.</v>

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<v ->They did?</v>
<v ->Right here,</v>

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it's right there.

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<v ->Oh yeah.</v>

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There you go, Mitch.
<v ->What's up?</v>

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<v ->Anytime you can give it to a--</v>

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<v ->I had frosted tips.</v>

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<v ->White running back, backed up to the one,</v>

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you gotta do it.

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(phone chimes)

257
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<v ->Brandon, what are you,</v>

258
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what are you walking, what lines are you walking on?

259
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<v ->So I have the</v>

260
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Well, I'm done.

261
08:07.757 --> 08:08.988
(laughter)

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I'm done, I just got done.

263
08:10.490 --> 08:11.323
<v ->The Dolphins?</v>

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<v ->The Dolphins, plus three and a half.</v>

265
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Which is about to get, be a loser.

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<v ->It's alive, very much alive.</v>

267
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<v ->I got the Broncos,</v>

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<v ->Mitchell, here we go Mitch!</v>
<v ->plus 10, it's a loser.</v>

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<v Hank>That's a loser.</v>

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<v ->And I got the Texans money line,</v>

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which is trying to lose right now.

272
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<v ->Time for a rally chew.</v>

273
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This is my lucky dip,

274
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this is the same one that I had all playoffs.

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<v ->Why didn't he stretch the ball the other way?</v>

276
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<v ->During the Nats run.</v>

277
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<v ->That Chiefs over</v>
<v ->I'm hangin' on to this one.</v>

278
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<v ->is gonna be tough.</v>

279
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<v ->It's my lucky dip.</v>

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<v ->Okay, all right.</v>

281
08:39.983 --> 08:40.816 line:15%
<v ->Still has its flavor.</v>

282
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<v ->Does it really?</v>

283
08:42.648 --> 08:43.800 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, can you believe that?</v>

284
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<v ->I can't.</v>

285
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<v ->You wanna try it?</v>

286
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<v ->No, I smell it.</v>

287
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No, it has flavor, I can tell.

288
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<v ->Here you go.</v>

289
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<v ->No, I'm good.</v>

290
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I've never actually put dip in my,

291
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don't, don't, please don't.

292
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<v ->Really?</v>
<v ->You've never done a dip?</v>

293
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<v ->I've never had dip, no.</v>

294
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<v ->You're from Mississippi?</v>

295
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<v ->I am, very much.</v>

296
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But I've never had dip.

297
08:58.268 --> 09:00.220 line:15%
<v ->Ever?</v>
<v ->Kind of a fraud.</v>

298
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<v ->I don't think,</v>

299
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you don't have to do dip to be a Mississippian.

300
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<v ->No, I just, I think most male bets try it at least.</v>

301
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<v ->I would assume that's like,</v>

302
09:09.066 --> 09:10.710 line:15%
what breast milk is like in Mississippi.

303
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<v ->I thought it was like,</v>

304
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more like what they use for binkies.

305
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(PFT Commenter laughs)

306
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<v ->They just put--</v>

307
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<v ->Just a little whiskey, and a little moonshine, and dip.</v>

308
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<v ->Just a little plug.</v>

309
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<v ->Close your eyes and put some dip in.</v>

310
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<v ->Just rub a little tobacco on your gums.</v>

311
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<v ->"Oh, he just cranky 'cause he ain't have his Skol yet."</v>

312
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<v ->C'mon, Mitch, please.
(laughter)</v>

313
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<v ->Touchdown.</v>

314
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<v ->Fuck.</v>

315
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<v ->Wait, how did they get a Safety</v>

316
09:37.480 --> 09:39.501 line:15%
and then...
<v ->Anybody got Giants to ride?</v>

317
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<v ->They show'd the Safety,</v>

318
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it was an old highlight.

319
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<v ->I really want</v>
<v ->There's Mrs. Manning.</v>

320
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<v ->the Giants to win, though.</v>

321
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<v ->Is it me or did they not</v>

322
09:44.640 --> 09:47.090 line:15%
used to show Eli's wife until this year?

323
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<v ->They never did.</v>

324
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<v ->She didn't go to every game though, did she?</v>

325
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<v ->No.</v>
<v ->Not to Philly.</v>

326
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<v ->Smart.</v>

327
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(muffled TV announcers)

328
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<v ->TV situation's kinda confusing.</v>

329
10:06.609 --> 10:07.442 line:15%
<v ->Very.</v>

330
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One's just out.

331
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<v ->This one's ahead, right?</v>

332
10:10.490 --> 10:11.323 line:15%
Bottom middle?

333
10:11.323 --> 10:12.156 line:15%
<v ->That one's ahead, yeah.</v>

334
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<v ->All right.</v>

335
10:13.040 --> 10:14.710 line:15%
Bears driving.

336
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<v ->Mitch!</v>

337
10:17.170 --> 10:18.800 line:15%
<v ->Mitch moving the pocket.</v>

338
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<v ->No, what are you doing?</v>

339
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Oh, nice play.

340
10:21.633 --> 10:22.650
(everybody talks)

341
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<v ->Oh, no.</v>

342
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<v ->No, that was a bunch of fucking cheating!</v>

343
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<v ->No, that was a catch.</v>

344
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That was a catch.

345
10:26.921 --> 10:28.110 line:15%
Relax, they're gonna overturn that one.

346
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<v ->No, because Matt LeFleur's</v>

347
10:29.490 --> 10:31.860 line:15%
fuckin' best friends with the refs.

348
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<v ->Oooh.</v>

349
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<v PTE Commenter>I dunno, I dunno, the toe.</v>

350
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Gotta clip your toenails.

351
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<v ->That's in.</v>

352
10:42.611 --> 10:43.444 line:15%
<v ->That's--</v>

353
10:43.444 --> 10:45.347 line:15%
<v Hank>I dunno if you can reverse that.</v>

354
10:45.347 --> 10:46.180 line:15%
(Big Cat hissing)

355
10:46.180 --> 10:47.310 line:15%
<v ->Sugar bear.</v>

356
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<v Marty>Sugar bear?</v>

357
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<v ->No swearing.</v>

358
10:49.374 --> 10:50.520 line:15%
<v ->I see something green between the cleat,</v>

359
10:50.520 --> 10:51.353 line:15%
and the sideline.

360
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<v ->No swearing.</v>

361
10:52.186 --> 10:53.280 line:15%
But Matt LeFleur is like--

362
10:53.280 --> 10:54.262 line:15%
<v ->Texans driving.</v>

363
10:54.262 --> 10:55.095 line:15%
(clapping)

364
10:55.095 --> 10:56.770 line:15%
<v ->I mean, we saw that with the Lions game this year.</v>

365
10:56.770 --> 10:57.603 line:15%
<v ->It's bullshit.</v>

366
11:00.703 --> 11:01.990 line:15%
(cup smacking down)

367
11:01.990 --> 11:02.823 line:15%
<v ->Jack.</v>

368
11:05.090 --> 11:07.570 line:15%
<v ->Someone knows Jack at the bar yesterday.</v>

369
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<v ->That Jack?</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

370
11:08.567 --> 11:09.764 line:15%
<v ->Did they punch you?</v>

371
11:09.764 --> 11:11.400 line:15%
(group laughing)

372
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You're lucky.

373
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<v Jack>I know.</v>

374
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<v ->There's the guy.</v>

375
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<v ->Do you have any more guys?</v>

376
11:16.450 --> 11:17.839 line:15%
<v ->The guy with the guy.</v>

377
11:17.839 --> 11:19.910 line:15%
(mumbling)

378
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<v ->Jack, what are you on,</v>

379
11:20.920 --> 11:22.313 line:15%
what are you bettin' on right now?

380
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<v Jack>Just the Chiefs over.</v>

381
11:25.118 --> 11:26.220 line:15%
<v ->Wait, it's still alive?</v>

382
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<v ->You replaced your guy who's like undefeated with Marty?</v>

383
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<v ->McFly.</v>

384
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(laughter)

385
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<v ->I'm hot right now.</v>

386
11:31.553 --> 11:33.803 line:15%
(laughter)

387
11:35.300 --> 11:37.520 line:15%
Gonzaga yesterday, plus money?

388
11:37.520 --> 11:38.400 line:15%
Come on.

389
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<v Jack>You tweeted that out way too early.</v>

390
11:39.490 --> 11:42.014 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I was at a place with no service, too.</v>

391
11:42.014 --> 11:43.840 line:15%
And that was tough.
<v ->There you go, Dwayne.</v>

392
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<v ->Haskins having probably</v>

393
11:44.800 --> 11:46.924 line:15%
his best game as a pro today.

394
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<v ->It was 69-55.</v>

395
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<v Jack>Yeah I saw tweets, I was like,</v>

396
11:50.647 --> 11:52.510 line:15%
"I thought Marty already called the game over."

397
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<v ->I did.</v>

398
11:53.590 --> 11:55.840 line:15%
(laughter)

399
11:56.810 --> 11:58.773 line:15%
I do that a little too often.

400
11:58.773 --> 12:02.023 line:15%
(muffled upbeat music)

401
12:03.742 --> 12:05.190 line:15%
<v ->So Brandon, when you got this haircut</v>

402
12:05.190 --> 12:06.610 line:15%
did they also give you product?

403
12:06.610 --> 12:08.043 line:15%
Did they upsell you on some product stuff?

404
12:08.043 --> 12:08.876 line:15%
<v ->They did.</v>

405
12:08.876 --> 12:09.709 line:15%
They didn't upsell me,

406
12:09.709 --> 12:11.150 line:15%
she just told me what I should go buy myself.

407
12:11.150 --> 12:12.170 line:15%
And my wife went and bought it.

408
12:12.170 --> 12:13.610 line:15%
Actually, she already had some product

409
12:13.610 --> 12:15.600 line:15%
for my seven year old and I just used his.

410
12:15.600 --> 12:16.940 line:15%
<v ->PFT he wakes,</v>

411
12:16.940 --> 12:19.130 line:15%
like today he had to be in for Walk the Line.

412
12:19.130 --> 12:21.490 line:15%
He woke his wife up at 7:45 to do his hair.

413
12:21.490 --> 12:22.323 line:15%
<v ->That's true.</v>

414
12:22.323 --> 12:23.156 line:15%
<v ->Yesterday it was 6:30.</v>

415
12:23.156 --> 12:24.360 line:15%
<v ->No, it was 5:45.</v>

416
12:24.360 --> 12:26.621 line:15%
<v ->How difficult can it be to do that hair?</v>

417
12:26.621 --> 12:27.874 line:15%
<v ->I can't do it.</v>

418
12:27.874 --> 12:28.707 line:15%
I tried it Friday, it didn't work.

419
12:28.707 --> 12:31.750 line:15%
<v ->His wife wakes up in the morning to do his hair.</v>

420
12:31.750 --> 12:33.390 line:15%
<v ->What does that even mean?
(laughter)</v>

421
12:33.390 --> 12:34.920 line:15%
<v ->It's just combed to the, to the right.</v>

422
12:34.920 --> 12:36.760 line:15%
<v ->She also had to drive me to the train station.</v>

423
12:36.760 --> 12:38.070 line:15%
So she woke up, did my hair,

424
12:38.070 --> 12:39.820 line:15%
and then drove me to the train station.

425
12:39.820 --> 12:40.960 line:15%
And then she gets to go home,

426
12:40.960 --> 12:41.793 line:15%
'cause I work,

427
12:41.793 --> 12:42.626 line:15%
she gets to go home and go to bed.

428
12:42.626 --> 12:43.990 line:15%
So I think it's a fair trade off.

429
12:43.990 --> 12:44.823 line:15%
<v ->Oh, yeah?</v>

430
12:44.823 --> 12:45.900 line:15%
<v ->Go Sean.
(clapping)</v>

431
12:45.900 --> 12:47.190 line:15%
<v ->What a run.
(groaning)</v>

432
12:47.190 --> 12:50.670 line:15%
<v ->Dude, how long of a process is doing your hair?</v>

433
12:50.670 --> 12:51.700 line:15%
<v ->Oh, about a minute and a half.</v>

434
12:51.700 --> 12:52.949 line:15%
<v ->Do you think that was a default?</v>

435
12:52.949 --> 12:53.782 line:15%
<v ->I hope so.</v>
<v ->Lou is takin'</v>

436
12:53.782 --> 12:55.290 line:15%
a little blow dryer.
<v ->What you just, don't?</v>

437
12:55.290 --> 12:56.132 line:15%
<v ->I just said that.</v>

438
12:56.132 --> 12:56.965 line:15%
I mean, I'm hoping.

439
12:56.965 --> 12:57.798 line:15%
That's hopeful.

440
12:57.798 --> 12:58.771 line:15%
<v ->It's just gel, and then,</v>

441
12:58.771 --> 13:00.161 line:15%
comb to the right.
<v ->He doesn't look happy.</v>

442
13:00.161 --> 13:01.680 line:15%
But nobody looks happy.

443
13:01.680 --> 13:02.513 line:15%
<v ->You should probably learn</v>

444
13:02.513 --> 13:03.346 line:15%
how to do that on your own.

445
13:03.346 --> 13:04.840 line:15%
In case you're in a wilderness situation

446
13:04.840 --> 13:05.895 line:15%
where your wife's not around

447
13:05.895 --> 13:06.728 line:15%
and you have to comb your hair.

448
13:06.728 --> 13:07.561 line:15%
<v ->If I'm in a wilderness situation</v>

449
13:07.561 --> 13:08.811 line:15%
I'm not really as worried about my hair.

450
13:08.811 --> 13:10.370 line:15%
<v ->Well, you should.</v>

451
13:10.370 --> 13:12.170 line:15%
<v ->Okay, I think the defense was mad.</v>

452
13:13.921 --> 13:15.025 line:15%
<v ->There you go, Brandon.</v>
<v ->See, I told you.</v>

453
13:15.025 --> 13:17.150 line:15%
(applause)

454
13:17.150 --> 13:18.333 line:15%
<v ->Great call by you.</v>

455
13:21.370 --> 13:23.080 line:15%
<v ->She's really nice to look.</v>

456
13:23.080 --> 13:24.909 line:15%
<v ->Why's he holding his pinky?</v>

457
13:24.909 --> 13:28.420 line:15%
(muffled commentator)

458
13:28.420 --> 13:29.670 line:15%
<v ->I think that's a catch.</v>

459
13:31.280 --> 13:32.393 line:15%
<v ->I see some green.</v>

460
13:35.290 --> 13:36.250 line:15%
<v ->Oh there's green.</v>

461
13:36.250 --> 13:37.083 line:15%
<v ->There's green.</v>

462
13:39.480 --> 13:40.510 line:15%
<v ->What?</v>
<v ->Oh, he didn't?</v>

463
13:40.510 --> 13:41.343 line:15%
<v ->That's crazy.</v>

464
13:42.420 --> 13:44.010 line:15%
<v ->What?</v>
<v ->Why didn't he at least,</v>

465
13:44.010 --> 13:45.150 line:15%
he's down 18 points!

466
13:45.150 --> 13:47.763 line:15%
<v ->Well you need to get it to two scores.</v>

467
13:49.638 --> 13:50.490 line:15%
Do the math.

468
13:50.490 --> 13:51.483 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, but you still</v>

469
13:51.483 --> 13:52.316 line:15%
at least challenge it.
<v ->I mean I think you shoulda</v>

470
13:52.316 --> 13:53.550 line:15%
challenged it.

471
13:53.550 --> 13:54.620 line:15%
I absolutely think he shoulda challenged it.

472
13:54.620 --> 13:55.851 line:15%
<v ->Go, go, go--</v>
<v ->Touchdown, touchdown--</v>

473
13:55.851 --> 13:56.684 line:15%
<v ->Go, go, go!</v>
<v ->There we go.</v>

474
13:56.684 --> 13:57.517
(applause)

475
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<v ->Yes, that son of a bitch Carlos.</v>

476
13:58.619 --> 14:00.730 line:15%
<v ->This might not be over.
(Big Cat claps)</v>

477
14:00.730 --> 14:01.563 line:15%
<v ->Carlos!</v>

478
14:01.563 --> 14:02.420 line:15%
<v ->What's your, what's your over number here?</v>

479
14:02.420 --> 14:03.310 line:15%
<v ->50 and a half.</v>

480
14:03.310 --> 14:05.310 line:15%
It's gonna be tough though, 'cause we need--

481
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<v ->Oh my God,</v>
<v ->No, that's a pick.</v>

482
14:06.143 --> 14:06.976 line:15%
<v ->did he intercept that?</v>

483
14:06.976 --> 14:08.090 line:15%
<v ->Oh, no it's dead.</v>

484
14:08.090 --> 14:09.523 line:15%
You stupid fuck.

485
14:10.390 --> 14:11.400 line:15%
Come on, Pack.

486
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They never let you be happy for more than seven seconds.

487
14:13.890 --> 14:14.813 line:15%
<v ->Where's Spider?</v>

488
14:16.200 --> 14:17.592 line:15%
<v Man>Um, I think he's in LA.</v>

489
14:17.592 --> 14:19.430 line:15%
(mumbles)

490
14:19.430 --> 14:20.940 line:15%
<v ->I need a bandaid.</v>

491
14:20.940 --> 14:22.310 line:15%
<v ->What did you do?</v>

492
14:22.310 --> 14:23.860 line:15%
<v ->My finger's bleeding.</v>

493
14:23.860 --> 14:25.240 line:15%
<v ->The Bears are literally</v>

494
14:25.240 --> 14:27.023 line:15%
forced Big Cat to bleed out.

495
14:28.120 --> 14:30.333 line:15%
We're at that status of Sunday.

496
14:31.297 --> 14:33.817 line:15%
(groans)

497
14:33.817 --> 14:34.650 line:15%
<v ->Did he drop that?</v>

498
14:34.650 --> 14:35.483 line:15%
<v ->I think that's a catch.</v>

499
14:35.483 --> 14:36.316 line:15%
And he didn't challenge.

500
14:36.316 --> 14:38.250 line:15%
<v ->I don't think they're gonna overturn it.</v>

501
14:38.250 --> 14:39.520 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I agree with that.</v>

502
14:39.520 --> 14:41.370 line:15%
<v ->I think it was a good no challenge.</v>

503
14:43.570 --> 14:45.690 line:15%
Although Nagy's gotta be cold wearing that visor

504
14:45.690 --> 14:46.740 line:15%
in that cold weather.

505
14:49.000 --> 14:50.800 line:15%
Top of his head's gotta be freezing.

506
14:51.880 --> 14:55.020 line:15%
(Marty groans)

507
14:55.020 --> 14:56.045 line:15%
<v ->What's the under there?</v>

508
14:56.045 --> 14:56.936 line:15%
I forget.
<v ->Well you just need--</v>

509
14:56.936 --> 14:58.050 line:15%
<v ->For which one?</v>

510
14:58.050 --> 14:58.883 line:15%
<v ->Bears.</v>

511
14:58.883 --> 15:01.150 line:15%
<v ->Five, six, seven more field goals--</v>

512
15:01.150 --> 15:03.193 line:15%
<v ->40 and a half.</v>
<v ->Six more field goals.</v>

513
15:07.290 --> 15:08.460 line:15%
No, five more field goals.

514
15:08.460 --> 15:10.520 line:15%
<v ->Five to tie.</v>
<v ->Just five to tie, yeah.</v>

515
15:10.520 --> 15:11.353 line:15%
<v ->We can get this.</v>

516
15:11.353 --> 15:12.630 line:15%
We can field goal 'em to death.

517
15:12.630 --> 15:13.593 line:15%
<v ->Come on, AP!</v>

518
15:13.593 --> 15:14.426 line:15%
<v ->AP!</v>

519
15:14.426 --> 15:15.426 line:15%
<v ->Wow.</v>
<v ->Touchdown.</v>

520
15:16.636 --> 15:17.469 line:15%
<v ->Fuckin' Eagles stink.</v>

521
15:17.469 --> 15:18.650 line:15%
<v ->R-words are gonna play themselves</v>

522
15:18.650 --> 15:20.300 line:15%
right out of the Joe Burrow bowl.

523
15:21.686 --> 15:23.200 line:15%
<v ->What about Dwayne?</v>

524
15:23.200 --> 15:24.033 line:15%
<v ->He's great.</v>

525
15:24.033 --> 15:24.866 line:15%
<v ->I mean I just, I also like--</v>

526
15:24.866 --> 15:26.110 line:15%
<v ->You don't want Tua, but you want--</v>

527
15:26.110 --> 15:27.410 line:15%
<v ->I want both.</v>

528
15:27.410 --> 15:29.500 line:15%
I want Dwayne, and Burrow, and Urban Meyer.

529
15:29.500 --> 15:31.810 line:15%
<v ->But you didn't want Tua.</v>
<v ->His old, his old--</v>

530
15:31.810 --> 15:32.886 line:15%
<v ->But you didn't want Tua.</v>

531
15:32.886 --> 15:34.170 line:15%
<v ->Colleges.</v>

532
15:34.170 --> 15:35.420 line:15%
<v ->I sneezed, sorry.</v>

533
15:35.420 --> 15:36.960 line:15%
<v ->If Urban Meyer is gonna be there, then yeah.</v>

534
15:36.960 --> 15:38.841 line:15%
I want, I want Burrow.

535
15:38.841 --> 15:42.174 line:15%
(muted TV commentators)

536
15:45.600 --> 15:46.893 line:15%
<v ->Oh, McCaffrey.</v>

537
15:47.790 --> 15:48.623 line:15%
Wait.
<v ->Oh, he dropped it.</v>

538
15:48.623 --> 15:49.750 line:15%
<v ->That shoulda been incomplete, right?</v>

539
15:49.750 --> 15:50.583 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

540
15:50.583 --> 15:52.480 line:15%
<v ->That's definitely incomplete.</v>

541
15:52.480 --> 15:53.866 line:15%
<v ->Well I mean, that's just not a...</v>

542
15:53.866 --> 15:54.699 line:15%
<v ->That's not a touchdown.</v>

543
15:54.699 --> 15:55.532 line:15%
<v ->That can't be a touchdown.</v>

544
15:55.532 --> 15:56.365 line:15%
<v ->I would throw a flag.</v>

545
15:56.365 --> 15:57.198 line:15%
<v ->Wait, what?</v>

546
15:57.198 --> 15:58.050
(laughter)

547
15:58.050 --> 15:58.883 line:15%
<v ->Where you goin'?</v>

548
15:58.883 --> 15:59.870 line:15%
<v Marty>That guy, he, they said touchdown.</v>

549
15:59.870 --> 16:01.220 line:15%
<v ->Where you goin', young man?</v>

550
16:01.220 --> 16:02.640 line:15%
<v ->They're saying he fumbled?</v>

551
16:02.640 --> 16:03.483 line:15%
<v ->I guess.</v>

552
16:07.720 --> 16:09.270 line:15%
<v ->Oh, he did.</v>

553
16:09.270 --> 16:10.994 line:15%
<v ->Ah, but he only got one foot down.</v>

554
16:10.994 --> 16:12.577 line:15%
<v ->There's only one.</v>

555
16:13.727 --> 16:15.277 line:15%
<v ->"Where you going, young man?"</v>

556
16:16.660 --> 16:17.493 line:15%
Foul. Two fouls.

557
16:17.493 --> 16:19.520 line:15%
<v ->You know what the most Redskins move of all time</v>

558
16:19.520 --> 16:22.130 line:15%
would be after the season's over they hire, like,

559
16:22.130 --> 16:25.650 line:15%
Joe Brady, the Assistant Offensive Coordinator at LSU,

560
16:25.650 --> 16:26.650 line:15%
and then just telegraph

561
16:26.650 --> 16:28.350 line:15%
that they're gonna trade up for number one

562
16:28.350 --> 16:30.110 line:15%
to get Burrow no matter what,

563
16:30.110 --> 16:31.410 line:15%
and then the Bengals get like five

564
16:31.410 --> 16:32.504 line:15%
first round picks out of 'em.

565
16:32.504 --> 16:35.451 line:15%
(laughter)

566
16:35.451 --> 16:38.018 line:15%
<v ->I could see that happening.</v>

567
16:38.018 --> 16:39.278 line:15%
<v ->145,</v>

568
16:39.278 --> 16:40.870 line:15%
0 and 1.

569
16:40.870 --> 16:43.409 line:15%
Well yeah, 17 points with three quarters.

570
16:43.409 --> 16:44.290 line:15%
(Brandon scoffs)

571
16:44.290 --> 16:45.213 line:15%
That's, yeah.

572
16:46.440 --> 16:47.570 line:15%
<v ->That sounds like it's just more impressive</v>

573
16:47.570 --> 16:49.057 line:15%
that they've been up that much 146 times.

574
16:49.057 --> 16:50.593 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, that's true.</v>

575
16:51.987 --> 16:53.567 line:15%
<v ->Akiem Hicks is just fuckin'</v>

576
16:53.567 --> 16:54.653 line:15%
gunning through this.

577
17:03.504 --> 17:05.587 line:15%
<v ->Just runnin' the clock.</v>

578
17:06.660 --> 17:08.060 line:15%
<v ->Hate, hate to hear</v>

579
17:08.060 --> 17:09.174 line:15%
that music.
<v ->What are you thinkin', Bran?</v>

580
17:09.174 --> 17:10.007 line:15%
<v ->Both of your--</v>

581
17:10.007 --> 17:10.970 line:15%
<v ->You've glanced at me several times.</v>

582
17:10.970 --> 17:12.210 line:15%
<v ->Well, both of your elbows</v>

583
17:12.210 --> 17:14.430 line:15%
are resting comfortably in my back.

584
17:14.430 --> 17:15.560 line:15%
<v ->Right in your love handles.</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

585
17:15.560 --> 17:16.400 line:15%
<v ->Actually kinda comfortable.</v>

586
17:16.400 --> 17:17.413 line:15%
<v ->Is it?</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

587
17:18.275 --> 17:19.840 line:15%
<v ->That Bengals is just...</v>
<v ->PFT, did you do any</v>

588
17:19.840 --> 17:20.673 line:15%
curls or anything

589
17:20.673 --> 17:21.810 line:15%
before the interview today?

590
17:21.810 --> 17:22.643 line:15%
<v ->I did not.</v>

591
17:22.643 --> 17:23.870 line:15%
I did work out this morning,

592
17:23.870 --> 17:24.703 line:15%
and I worked out yesterday, so.

593
17:24.703 --> 17:26.077 line:15%
<v ->So that's a yes.</v>
<v ->Why were your arms</v>

594
17:26.077 --> 17:27.013 line:15%
looking so big?
<v ->Yeah.</v>

595
17:28.181 --> 17:29.014 line:15%
If you worked out today,

596
17:29.014 --> 17:30.030 line:15%
then they still have that swell.

597
17:30.030 --> 17:31.432 line:15%
<v ->But I didn't do arms today.</v>

598
17:31.432 --> 17:32.265 line:15%
<v ->Oh.</v>

599
17:33.400 --> 17:34.233 line:15%
<v ->I did legs today, I swear to God.</v>

600
17:34.233 --> 17:35.240 line:15%
<v ->You worked out this morning?</v>

601
17:35.240 --> 17:36.073 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

602
17:36.073 --> 17:37.670 line:15%
<v ->You okay?</v>

603
17:37.670 --> 17:39.030 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I'm trying to get healthy more.</v>

604
17:39.030 --> 17:40.703 line:15%
<v ->Why wouldn't he be okay?</v>

605
17:40.703 --> 17:41.740 line:15%
<v ->'Cause, in the morning?</v>

606
17:41.740 --> 17:42.573 line:15%
On a Sunday?

607
17:42.573 --> 17:43.489 line:15%
<v ->Sometimes it's the best,</v>

608
17:43.489 --> 17:44.322 line:15%
that's the best time to work out.

609
17:44.322 --> 17:45.155 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>
<v ->From what I hear.</v>

610
17:45.155 --> 17:45.988 line:15%
<v ->Who the fuck do you,</v>

611
17:45.988 --> 17:48.064 line:15%
yeah, what are you sayin?

612
17:48.064 --> 17:49.520 line:15%
<v ->For the rest of the day I'm gonna be on a couch, so.</v>

613
17:49.520 --> 17:50.697 line:15%
<v ->Go ahead and get it done.</v>

614
17:50.697 --> 17:52.320 line:15%
<v ->Get the blood goin'.</v>

615
17:52.320 --> 17:54.040 line:15%
Sat in the steam room, too.

616
17:54.040 --> 17:54.920 line:15%
<v ->Have you worked out</v>
<v ->That's actually,</v>

617
17:54.920 --> 17:56.510 line:15%
<v ->since Rough N Rowdy?</v>
<v ->that's excessive.</v>

618
17:56.510 --> 17:57.710 line:15%
<v ->Couple times.</v>
<v ->What, takin' a steam?</v>

619
17:57.710 --> 18:00.277 line:15%
<v ->Like that, like the, sometimes where you're like,</v>

620
18:00.277 --> 18:01.110 line:15%
"I'm gonna try and get in shape"?

621
18:01.110 --> 18:02.223 line:15%
<v ->When you guys, yeah, when you start going</v>

622
18:02.223 --> 18:03.970 line:15%
back to the gym and I walked in there

623
18:03.970 --> 18:04.934 line:15%
a couple times.

624
18:04.934 --> 18:06.360 line:15%
I was like, "Yeah, I'm gonna start coming back here."

625
18:06.360 --> 18:08.450 line:15%
I went back like twice.

626
18:08.450 --> 18:10.980 line:15%
<v ->There is a terrible place to work out.</v>

627
18:10.980 --> 18:13.030 line:15%
It's so hot and you actually have to do things.

628
18:13.030 --> 18:14.470 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

629
18:14.470 --> 18:15.303 line:15%
Right, so in my head,

630
18:15.303 --> 18:16.740 line:15%
I was like, "Oh, I like that, like..."

631
18:16.740 --> 18:19.500 line:15%
<v ->I like going to the gym and just like,</v>

632
18:19.500 --> 18:21.290 line:15%
convincing myself I did well.

633
18:21.290 --> 18:22.123 line:15%
<v ->Mm hmm.</v>

634
18:23.280 --> 18:24.113 line:15%
<v ->'Cause if you go there,</v>

635
18:24.113 --> 18:25.333 line:15%
they make you do shit.

636
18:27.490 --> 18:28.323 line:15%
(heavy sighing offscreen)

637
18:28.323 --> 18:29.523 line:15%
<v ->What, Mendez?</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

638
18:33.200 --> 18:35.003 line:15%
<v ->2020 is a big health year for me.</v>

639
18:35.900 --> 18:37.340 line:15%
<v ->Why?</v>

640
18:37.340 --> 18:38.173 line:15%
<v ->You know what 2020 is?</v>

641
18:38.173 --> 18:41.260 line:15%
<v ->I've just pushed everything off to 2020.</v>

642
18:41.260 --> 18:43.541 line:15%
<v ->2020 is the Year of the Rat.</v>

643
18:43.541 --> 18:44.374 line:15%
<v ->Is it really?</v>

644
18:44.374 --> 18:45.207 line:15%
<v ->Mm hmm.</v>

645
18:48.600 --> 18:50.030 line:15%
<v ->What was 2019 the year of?</v>

646
18:50.030 --> 18:51.690 line:15%
<v ->I dunno.</v>

647
18:51.690 --> 18:53.330 line:15%
<v ->The Dog.</v>

648
18:53.330 --> 18:56.500 line:15%
<v ->Jack, look what 2019 was.</v>

649
18:56.500 --> 18:59.483 line:15%
<v ->And then, so 2021 would be the Year of the Boar?</v>

650
19:00.720 --> 19:02.040 line:15%
<v ->Do you know the calendar that well?</v>

651
19:02.040 --> 19:03.340 line:15%
<v ->I just know Rat and Boar</v>

652
19:04.410 --> 19:05.433 line:15%
come after each other.
<v Jack>Pig.</v>

653
19:05.433 --> 19:07.515 line:15%
<v ->This year was the Pig?</v>
<v ->2019, Year of the Pig.</v>

654
19:07.515 --> 19:08.390 line:15%
<v ->2020 is the Year of the Rat?</v>

655
19:08.390 --> 19:10.110 line:15%
<v Big Cat>Lions are on their way back.</v>

656
19:10.110 --> 19:11.150 line:15%
<v ->2020...</v>

657
19:14.135 --> 19:14.968 line:15%
Let's see.

658
19:14.968 --> 19:15.930 line:15%
<v ->Need to fact-check this.</v>

659
19:15.930 --> 19:17.560 line:15%
'Cause you can't just be claiming a year.

660
19:17.560 --> 19:18.860 line:15%
<v ->He probably just makes it,</v>

661
19:18.860 --> 19:19.693 line:15%
Oh no, he's right.

662
19:19.693 --> 19:20.780 line:15%
Year of the Rat.

663
19:20.780 --> 19:21.926 line:15%
<v Brandon>OK, all right.</v>

664
19:21.926 --> 19:22.759 line:15%
<v ->Year of the Rat.</v>
<v ->Year of the Rat.</v>

665
19:22.759 --> 19:24.100 line:15%
<v ->And 2021?</v>

666
19:24.100 --> 19:24.933 line:15%
<v ->What?</v>

667
19:24.933 --> 19:26.800 line:15%
<v Jack>Says this is the Year of the Metal Rat.</v>

668
19:26.800 --> 19:27.640 line:15%
<v ->The Metal Rat.</v>

669
19:27.640 --> 19:28.657 line:15%
<v ->Ooh, that's fuckin' bad ass.</v>

670
19:28.657 --> 19:30.720 line:15%
<v ->Why is it a metal rat?</v>

671
19:30.720 --> 19:32.590 line:15%
<v ->'Cause he likes to party.</v>

672
19:32.590 --> 19:33.423 line:15%
Likes the mosh pit.

673
19:33.423 --> 19:35.464
(laughter)

674
19:36.440 --> 19:37.490 line:15%
Likes the heavy shit.

675
19:39.060 --> 19:41.080 line:15%
Me and Big Cat are Year of the Rat

676
19:41.080 --> 19:43.360 line:15%
if you go by the Chinese calendar.

677
19:43.360 --> 19:44.340 line:15%
But if you go by the American calendar--

678
19:44.340 --> 19:46.440 line:15%
<v ->Oh, whoa, no, that's a bad idea.</v>

679
19:46.440 --> 19:47.353 line:15%
<v ->We're not.</v>

680
19:47.353 --> 19:48.663 line:15%
<v ->He actually had someone right there.</v>

681
19:49.900 --> 19:51.183 line:15%
<v ->What's the over/under number there</v>

682
19:51.183 --> 19:52.180 line:15%
that you're trying to get?

683
19:52.180 --> 19:54.964 line:15%
<v ->49 and a half, so I'm not gonna get it.</v>

684
19:54.964 --> 19:56.540 line:15%
Wish I had 49.
<v ->The Bengals are just,</v>

685
19:56.540 --> 19:57.373 line:15%
that's a,

686
19:57.373 --> 19:58.830 line:15%
gotta watch out for that game.

687
20:01.680 --> 20:03.770 line:15%
<v ->What a pass by Tannehill.</v>

688
20:03.770 --> 20:04.603 line:15%
Incredible.

689
20:04.603 --> 20:06.600 line:15%
A soccer throwing pass.

690
20:06.600 --> 20:07.658 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, thank you.</v>

691
20:07.658 --> 20:08.491 line:15%
<v ->Get 'em!</v>

692
20:11.955 --> 20:12.788 line:15%
<v ->Bears are back.</v>
<v ->All right!</v>

693
20:12.788 --> 20:13.621 line:15%
(clapping)

694
20:13.621 --> 20:14.454 line:15%
<v ->Bears are back!</v>
<v ->All right!</v>

695
20:14.454 --> 20:15.287 line:15%
(clapping)

696
20:15.287 --> 20:16.810 line:15%
Score a touchdown here.

697
20:16.810 --> 20:18.002 line:15%
<v PFT Commenter>They've got,</v>

698
20:18.002 --> 20:19.150 line:15%
they've got a Joe Burrow poster up

699
20:19.150 --> 20:21.050 line:15%
in Cincinnati.
(laughter)

700
20:21.050 --> 20:24.220 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, did you see, Boomer--</v>

701
20:24.220 --> 20:26.270 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, handed him the Bengals.</v>

702
20:26.270 --> 20:27.608 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

703
20:27.608 --> 20:30.941 line:15%
Like, "Look at this, look at this sign!"

704
20:34.498 --> 20:35.331 line:15%
<v ->I'd be so mad if I was Joe Burrow.</v>

705
20:35.331 --> 20:37.380 line:15%
<v ->He just stepped off...</v>

706
20:37.380 --> 20:39.463 line:15%
<v ->Just seein' Cincinnati?</v>

707
20:42.102 --> 20:44.100 line:15%
<v ->I mean, the helmet is cool.</v>

708
20:44.100 --> 20:45.290 line:15%
<v ->I mean, at least he's got like--</v>

709
20:45.290 --> 20:46.810 line:15%
<v ->Same mascot, too.</v>

710
20:46.810 --> 20:48.153 line:15%
<v ->AJ Green next year.</v>

711
20:49.400 --> 20:50.790 line:15%
If he's alive.

712
20:50.790 --> 20:53.880 line:15%
<v ->What if he pulled like an Eli Manning,</v>

713
20:53.880 --> 20:54.947 line:15%
and his dad was like,

714
20:54.947 --> 20:56.747 line:15%
"My son's not playing Cincinnati"?

715
20:57.807 --> 20:58.760 line:15%
<v ->Think he'd be happy.</v>

716
20:58.760 --> 21:00.650 line:15%
<v Brandon>Aren't they from Ohio, though?</v>

717
21:00.650 --> 21:01.493 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

718
21:03.410 --> 21:05.660 line:15%
<v ->Even people from Ohio knows it stinks.</v>

719
21:05.660 --> 21:06.980 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, but I think they would be okay</v>

720
21:06.980 --> 21:08.430 line:15%
playing with a hometown team.

721
21:10.550 --> 21:11.410 line:15%
<v ->I think it would kinda suck</v>

722
21:11.410 --> 21:13.160 line:15%
to play for your hometown team.

723
21:13.160 --> 21:14.490 line:15%
<v ->Mm hmm.</v>

724
21:14.490 --> 21:16.160 line:15%
You get too many people asking to go to the game.

725
21:16.160 --> 21:18.190 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, a lot of pressure on you.</v>

726
21:18.190 --> 21:21.030 line:15%
<v ->You know, they don't really get many tickets.</v>

727
21:21.030 --> 21:21.863 line:15%
They get like two.
<v ->Or all,</v>

728
21:21.863 --> 21:23.049 line:15%
they have to pay for 'em.

729
21:23.049 --> 21:23.897 line:15%
<v ->They get two,</v>

730
21:23.897 --> 21:24.899 line:15%
and then they gotta pay for,

731
21:24.899 --> 21:25.950 line:15%
Or you have to, like,

732
21:25.950 --> 21:27.600 line:15%
take it from the other teammates.

733
21:28.740 --> 21:30.280 line:15%
<v ->Come on, Mitch.</v>

734
21:30.280 --> 21:32.173 line:15%
<v ->Do they at least give you good tickets?</v>

735
21:33.514 --> 21:34.347 line:15%
<v ->I know it's not like--</v>
<v ->Yeah, well you can like</v>

736
21:34.347 --> 21:37.320 line:15%
pay face value, like they'll get you

737
21:37.320 --> 21:38.852 line:15%
access to tickets, but you have to pay for 'em.

738
21:38.852 --> 21:39.685 line:15%
<v ->Baseball you get a lot, but you don't get,</v>

739
21:39.685 --> 21:41.463 line:15%
they're not great seats.

740
21:42.510 --> 21:43.484 line:15%
<v ->There's like a whole section</v>
<v ->Go!</v>

741
21:43.484 --> 21:44.317 line:15%
<v ->right?</v>

742
21:44.317 --> 21:45.723 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, it's like a family section.</v>

743
21:47.630 --> 21:49.020 line:15%
Have you realized Duke hasn't played

744
21:49.020 --> 21:49.853 line:15%
in two weeks?

745
21:50.990 --> 21:52.450 line:15%
<v ->Sounds like some of 'em have been on a long break.</v>

746
21:52.450 --> 21:53.510 line:15%
<v ->When do they play next?</v>

747
21:53.510 --> 21:54.539 line:15%
<v ->I thought that yesterday,</v>

748
21:54.539 --> 21:56.100 line:15%
I was like, "Oh, Duke or the Celtics has to be on."

749
21:56.100 --> 21:56.940 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

750
21:56.940 --> 21:58.923 line:15%
Duke plays Thursday against Wofford.

751
21:59.980 --> 22:01.650 line:15%
<v ->They always do this around--</v>
<v ->Wofford's dangerous.</v>

752
22:01.650 --> 22:02.483 line:15%
<v ->Christmas, though.</v>

753
22:02.483 --> 22:03.640 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

754
22:03.640 --> 22:05.200 line:15%
Then right after Christmas it's just--

755
22:05.200 --> 22:06.130 line:15%
<v ->Conference season.</v>

756
22:06.130 --> 22:07.100 line:15%
<v ->Two, three games a week.</v>

757
22:07.100 --> 22:08.510 line:15%
<v ->Wofford are the Terriers.</v>

758
22:08.510 --> 22:09.950 line:15%
<v ->Yep.</v>

759
22:09.950 --> 22:11.620 line:15%
They play Brown and Wofford.

760
22:17.467 --> 22:19.139 line:15%
<v TV Announcer>Packers went out 21-3,</v>

761
22:19.139 --> 22:20.450 line:15%
two touchdowns in the third quarter,

762
22:20.450 --> 22:24.307 line:15%
came out raging with big play after big play.

763
22:24.307 --> 22:25.450 line:15%
<v ->All right.</v>

764
22:25.450 --> 22:26.870 line:15%
<v ->Come on, Bears.</v>

765
22:26.870 --> 22:29.507 line:15%
<v ->Broncos, you're allowed to score, you know.</v>

766
22:36.400 --> 22:38.020 line:15%
<v ->Mitchell.</v>

767
22:38.020 --> 22:39.820 line:15%
<v Marty>Drew, oh God.</v>

768
22:39.820 --> 22:41.673 line:15%
<v ->He just wants to throw picks.</v>

769
22:43.700 --> 22:46.406 line:15%
<v ->Look, that snow looks so fun right now.</v>

770
22:46.406 --> 22:47.239 line:15%
<v ->It does.</v>

771
22:57.315 --> 22:58.610 line:15%
<v PFT Commenter>You know what I love?</v>

772
22:58.610 --> 23:00.551 line:15%
Is the little dusting of snow on top of the upright,

773
23:00.551 --> 23:01.890 line:15%
on the cross bar.

774
23:01.890 --> 23:02.723 line:15%
<v Brandon>Mm hmm.</v>

775
23:05.680 --> 23:08.330 line:15%
<v ->Just lined up, lined up there for ya.</v>

776
23:08.330 --> 23:09.227 line:15%
<v ->I like when they--</v>

777
23:09.227 --> 23:10.882 line:15%
<v ->That's not what I meant.</v>

778
23:10.882 --> 23:12.270 line:15%
That's not what I meant, Hank.

779
23:12.270 --> 23:13.400 line:15%
Wow, it really said something

780
23:13.400 --> 23:14.640 line:15%
that your mind went there.

781
23:14.640 --> 23:15.600 line:15%
<v ->What do you mean?</v>

782
23:15.600 --> 23:17.050 line:15%
I'm just, that's how it looks.

783
23:17.050 --> 23:17.930 line:15%
I'm not talking about anything.

784
23:17.930 --> 23:19.782 line:15%
<v ->What a throw.</v>

785
23:19.782 --> 23:20.773 line:15%
<v ->Sorry.</v>

786
23:20.773 --> 23:22.190 line:15%
<v ->It's all right.</v>

787
23:23.440 --> 23:25.340 line:15%
<v ->Broncos, just come on.</v>

788
23:25.340 --> 23:26.670 line:15%
<v ->I like when they do the yard lines,</v>

789
23:26.670 --> 23:27.770 line:15%
where you can see the yard lines

790
23:27.770 --> 23:28.883 line:15%
every five yards.

791
23:32.910 --> 23:34.665 line:15%
<v ->Patriots stopped 'em.</v>

792
23:34.665 --> 23:35.500 line:15%
To the fourth down.

793
23:35.500 --> 23:36.373 line:15%
<v ->Great throw.</v>

794
23:37.300 --> 23:38.133 line:15%
Let's go, Mitch.

795
23:38.133 --> 23:40.120 line:15%
<v ->Let's get a miracle up there.</v>

796
23:42.730 --> 23:43.676 line:15%
<v ->Please stop them.</v>

797
23:43.676 --> 23:44.880 line:15%
<v ->Oh no, yeah, fuck.</v>

798
23:44.880 --> 23:45.837 line:15%
<v ->Please stop 'em.</v>

799
23:54.610 --> 23:56.160 line:15%
<v ->Ah!</v>

800
23:56.160 --> 23:58.171 line:15%
What are you doing, Mitch?

801
23:58.171 --> 23:59.939 line:15%
<v Marty>No, no no no no.</v>

802
23:59.939 --> 24:00.772 line:15%
<v ->Oh, Mitch.</v>

803
24:00.772 --> 24:02.020 line:15%
<v Marty>They got it, fuck.</v>

804
24:02.020 --> 24:02.980 line:15%
<v Hank>What do you have?</v>

805
24:02.980 --> 24:03.931 line:15%
<v ->I got Patriots minus 10 and a half.</v>

806
24:03.931 --> 24:04.764 line:15%
<v ->What are you doin', Mitch?</v>

807
24:04.764 --> 24:05.597 line:15%
What are you doin', dude?

808
24:05.597 --> 24:06.430 line:15%
<v ->I think we're okay, though.</v>

809
24:06.430 --> 24:07.263 line:15%
<v ->What are you doin'?</v>

810
24:08.230 --> 24:09.063 line:15%
<v ->Why do you think we're okay?</v>

811
24:09.063 --> 24:10.230 line:15%
<v ->I just, I got a feelin'.</v>

812
24:10.230 --> 24:12.580 line:15%
<v ->All right, I love a good feeling.</v>

813
24:14.070 --> 24:16.030 line:15%
I like when there's no reason behind it.

814
24:16.030 --> 24:16.949 line:15%
That's my favorite.

815
24:16.949 --> 24:17.782 line:15%
<v ->It's a feeling.</v>

816
24:17.782 --> 24:19.360 line:15%
<v ->It's a feeling like Dalton's gonna throw a pick.</v>

817
24:19.360 --> 24:21.710 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I feel another pick as well.</v>

818
24:21.710 --> 24:23.240 line:15%
<v ->Oh, we got room here.</v>

819
24:23.240 --> 24:24.670 line:15%
Dammit.

820
24:24.670 --> 24:25.932 line:15%
<v ->What room?</v>
<v ->You thought he had that?</v>

821
24:25.932 --> 24:27.122 line:15%
<v ->I thought he had room!</v>

822
24:27.122 --> 24:28.090 line:15%
I thought he had room outside.

823
24:28.090 --> 24:29.140 line:15%
<v ->This is a one yard game.</v>

824
24:29.140 --> 24:30.961 line:15%
<v ->He stopped running.</v>

825
24:30.961 --> 24:32.940 line:15%
<v ->He got stopped in the back field.</v>

826
24:32.940 --> 24:34.360 line:15%
<v ->He gained at least two yards.</v>

827
24:34.360 --> 24:35.730 line:15%
<v ->Come on, Mitch!</v>

828
24:35.730 --> 24:36.580 line:15%
<v ->There was room.</v>

829
24:37.751 --> 24:38.584 line:15%
False start.

830
24:38.584 --> 24:39.417 line:15%
<v ->I'm still bleeding.</v>

831
24:39.417 --> 24:40.250 line:15%
Yeah.

832
24:40.250 --> 24:41.780 line:15%
<v ->What did you do, did you bite yourself?</v>

833
24:41.780 --> 24:42.613 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

834
24:43.679 --> 24:45.603 line:15%
I have a lot of anxiety today.

835
24:46.962 --> 24:48.962 line:15%
(sighs)

836
24:52.501 --> 24:53.334 line:15%
Ah fuck.

837
25:01.090 --> 25:02.750 line:15%
<v ->I need the Texans the most.</v>

838
25:02.750 --> 25:03.600 line:15%
<v ->Are you comfortable?</v>

839
25:03.600 --> 25:04.433 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, are you?</v>

840
25:04.433 --> 25:05.483 line:15%
<v ->Good, good.</v>

841
25:06.660 --> 25:07.890 line:15%
<v ->Are you comfortable, Brandon?</v>

842
25:07.890 --> 25:08.857 line:15%
<v ->I'm very good, thank you.</v>

843
25:08.857 --> 25:10.363 line:15%
<v Marty>Oh, you stupid fuck.</v>

844
25:11.410 --> 25:12.850
<v PFT Commenter>That didn't work, at all.</v>

845
25:12.850 --> 25:14.823 line:15%
<v ->Why didn't he turn it up?</v>

846
25:17.920 --> 25:20.600 line:15%
<v ->Oh man, pressure's comin', Mitchell rolls out,</v>

847
25:20.600 --> 25:21.528 line:15%
throws it...

848
25:21.528 --> 25:24.660 line:15%
(all groaning)

849
25:24.660 --> 25:26.410 line:15%
<v Hank>Tough play, almost had it.</v>

850
25:27.606 --> 25:29.693 line:15%
<v ->Well, the Dolphins bet is officially dead.</v>

851
25:31.330 --> 25:32.163 line:15%
<v ->Officially?</v>

852
25:32.163 --> 25:33.470 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, it's 31-13 now.</v>

853
25:33.470 --> 25:34.303 line:15%
<v ->Fuck.</v>

854
25:37.920 --> 25:38.753 line:15%
<v ->So Eli's just not gonna play it now.</v>

855
25:38.753 --> 25:40.740 line:15%
<v ->No, 30 13.</v>

856
25:40.740 --> 25:41.870 line:15%
<v ->So Eli's now a 500 quarterback.</v>

857
25:41.870 --> 25:43.313 line:15%
<v ->500 quarterback.</v>

858
25:47.010 --> 25:50.180 line:15%
<v Brandon>Good for him.</v>
(sighs)

859
25:50.180 --> 25:51.150 line:15%
Catch that.

860
25:51.150 --> 25:52.376 line:15%
<v Hank>Hit 'em.</v>

861
25:52.376 --> 25:53.209 line:15%
<v Marty>Walk to the back.</v>

862
25:53.209 --> 25:54.042 line:15%
Fuck, shit.

863
25:56.460 --> 25:57.880 line:15%
<v ->All right, come on Mitch.</v>

864
25:57.880 --> 25:58.817 line:15%
<v ->Patriots.</v>
<v ->This is it.</v>

865
25:58.817 --> 26:00.843 line:15%
(claps)

866
26:00.843 --> 26:01.870 line:15%
No!
(everybody shouts)

867
26:01.870 --> 26:03.296 line:15%
<v ->Oh, he's still up?</v>

868
26:03.296 --> 26:05.064 line:15%
<v ->Yeah!</v>
<v ->Oh, what?</v>

869
26:05.064 --> 26:05.897 line:15%
<v ->Yeah!</v>

870
26:08.290 --> 26:09.610 line:15%
<v ->So you want one of your five field goals</v>

871
26:09.610 --> 26:10.443 line:15%
or you wanna go for it?

872
26:10.443 --> 26:11.690 line:15%
<v ->I'd go just field goal and tack.</v>

873
26:11.690 --> 26:13.950 line:15%
<v ->Touchdown, Philly.</v>

874
26:13.950 --> 26:15.260 line:15%
Just need more field goals.

875
26:15.260 --> 26:16.660 line:15%
<v ->Bengals strong.</v>

876
26:16.660 --> 26:18.040 line:15%
<v ->Texans are charging,</v>

877
26:18.040 --> 26:18.873 line:15%
Patriots are about

878
26:18.873 --> 26:19.706 line:15%
to get back to work.
<v ->As many field goals</v>

879
26:19.706 --> 26:20.577 line:15%
as you can get.

880
26:20.577 --> 26:21.744 line:15%
<v ->That's the over</v>

881
26:21.744 --> 26:22.653 line:15%
in Philadelphia-Washington?
<v ->The Giants game is</v>

882
26:22.653 --> 26:24.373 line:15%
officially over.

883
26:25.370 --> 26:27.043 line:15%
<v ->Kick a field goal on first down.</v>

884
26:27.043 --> 26:27.876 line:15%
Oh, now we're on fourth down.
<v ->Julie Ertz's husband</v>

885
26:27.876 --> 26:29.380 line:15%
came through big.

886
26:29.380 --> 26:32.070 line:15%
<v ->I, we can't have the Bengals back to one.</v>

887
26:32.070 --> 26:33.870 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, that's automatic first down.</v>

888
26:38.442 --> 26:40.542 line:15%
<v ->There you go, first down.</v>
<v ->First down.</v>

889
26:41.880 --> 26:44.120 line:15%
<v ->And you got a bandaid, look at that.</v>

890
26:44.120 --> 26:44.960 line:15%
<v ->Things are comin' back, boys.</v>

891
26:44.960 --> 26:45.990 line:15%
<v ->There we go, okay.</v>

892
26:45.990 --> 26:47.004 line:15%
<v ->That's comin' back, too.</v>

893
26:47.004 --> 26:49.520 line:15%
<v ->Penalty against the Bengals.</v>

894
26:49.520 --> 26:50.463 line:15%
<v ->Delay game.</v>

895
26:58.480 --> 27:01.310 line:15%
<v ->Why are they showin' an Andy Dalton touchdown?</v>

896
27:01.310 --> 27:02.143 line:15%
He's such a show off.
<v ->They better not try</v>

897
27:02.143 --> 27:03.446 line:15%
any of this bullshit.

898
27:03.446 --> 27:05.110 line:15%
<v ->They're showin' the best of Andy Dalton.</v>

899
27:05.110 --> 27:06.360 line:15%
<v ->That's it, right there.</v>

900
27:07.560 --> 27:08.848 line:15%
<v ->Oh, Sanu.</v>

901
27:08.848 --> 27:10.184 line:15%
<v ->Oh.</v>

902
27:10.184 --> 27:11.017 line:15%
Sanu.

903
27:13.170 --> 27:14.840 line:15%
<v ->Come on, Mitchell.</v>

904
27:14.840 --> 27:16.013 line:15%
Touchdown on this play.

905
27:17.150 --> 27:18.110 line:15%
This play.

906
27:18.110 --> 27:19.044 line:15%
This play.

907
27:19.044 --> 27:20.700 line:15%
(all groaning)

908
27:20.700 --> 27:21.877 line:15%
<v ->He's all over 'em.</v>

909
27:25.705 --> 27:28.260 line:15%
<v ->Would you like a bandaid, Brandon?</v>

910
27:28.260 --> 27:29.300 line:15%
<v ->Stop throwing to Gilmore.</v>

911
27:29.300 --> 27:30.300 line:15%
<v ->No, I'm all right.</v>

912
27:33.560 --> 27:34.460 line:15%
<v ->Why do you insist...</v>

913
27:34.460 --> 27:35.800 line:15%
<v ->Good defense by Boyd there.</v>

914
27:35.800 --> 27:37.480 line:15%
<v ->Do not let Gilmore get that interception.</v>

915
27:37.480 --> 27:40.790 line:15%
<v ->He almost became the quarterback on that one.</v>

916
27:40.790 --> 27:42.610 line:15%
I like when announcers say that.

917
27:42.610 --> 27:44.480 line:15%
<v ->Hopkins is killin' it, go.</v>

918
27:44.480 --> 27:46.056 line:15%
<v Hank>Hopkins is runnin' on fire.</v>

919
27:46.056 --> 27:48.715 line:15%
<v ->Hopkins is catching every ball.</v>

920
27:48.715 --> 27:49.750 line:15%
(indistinct question from offscreen)

921
27:49.750 --> 27:50.697 line:15%
<v ->Not gonna hit it.</v>

922
27:50.697 --> 27:51.700 line:15%
<v ->49 and a half.</v>

923
27:51.700 --> 27:52.533 line:15%
<v ->50.</v>

924
27:53.887 --> 27:55.111 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, 41 over there.</v>

925
27:55.111 --> 27:56.373 line:15%
<v ->See, it shoulda been over.</v>

926
27:56.373 --> 27:57.323 line:15%
(everyone talks)

927
27:57.323 --> 27:58.156 line:15%
<v ->It was a fuckin' good bet</v>

928
27:58.156 --> 27:59.710 line:15%
and they just fuckin'--

929
27:59.710 --> 28:00.543 line:15%
<v ->Good play.</v>
<v ->Every time they got</v>

930
28:00.543 --> 28:01.376 line:15%
in the goal line,

931
28:01.376 --> 28:02.209 line:15%
they just turned it over.

932
28:02.209 --> 28:03.290 line:15%
<v ->Good play.</v>

933
28:03.290 --> 28:05.053 line:15%
I thought he got there a little early.

934
28:06.894 --> 28:08.110 line:15%
<v ->But I took second half over, too,</v>

935
28:08.110 --> 28:10.237 line:15%
so I need a touchdown now, after that.

936
28:11.808 --> 28:15.225 line:15%
(muffled TV commentator)

937
28:22.064 --> 28:22.897 line:15%
<v ->19-35.</v>

938
28:22.897 --> 28:25.180 line:15%
<v ->Big third down here for the Bears.</v>

939
28:25.180 --> 28:26.160 line:15%
Season on the line.

940
28:26.160 --> 28:27.393 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, so bad.</v>

941
28:28.580 --> 28:31.064 line:15%
That's what I've been thinking about.

942
28:31.064 --> 28:31.897 line:15%
<v ->Come on, Mitch.</v>

943
28:31.897 --> 28:32.730 line:15%
<v ->Third and seven.</v>

944
28:35.920 --> 28:36.753 line:15%
<v ->Oh they got it.</v>

945
28:36.753 --> 28:38.263 line:15%
<v ->Yes!
(claps)</v>

946
28:40.190 --> 28:41.500 line:15%
<v Hank>Mitch has been making big throws.</v>

947
28:41.500 --> 28:42.782 line:15%
<v ->This game is not over.</v>

948
28:42.782 --> 28:43.677 line:15%
<v ->In big moments.</v>

949
28:43.677 --> 28:45.070 line:15%
<v Several Men>Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!</v>

950
28:45.070 --> 28:46.180 line:15%
<v ->Pick it.</v>

951
28:46.180 --> 28:47.013 line:15%
Good.
(claps)

952
28:47.013 --> 28:47.846 line:15%
Good.

953
28:47.846 --> 28:48.679 line:15%
Good.

954
28:48.679 --> 28:49.730 line:15%
<v ->Still gonna kick a field goal, here?</v>

955
28:49.730 --> 28:50.775 line:15%
Let's go down 14.

956
28:50.775 --> 28:51.608 line:15%
<v ->I don't think, wow.</v>

957
28:51.608 --> 28:53.090 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, he did bleach his hair.</v>

958
28:53.090 --> 28:54.750 line:15%
<v ->It's crazy, isn't it?</v>

959
28:54.750 --> 28:56.750 line:15%
<v ->It's like early Hunter Hearst Hemsley.</v>

960
28:58.010 --> 28:58.870 line:15%
<v ->Yellow.</v>

961
28:58.870 --> 28:59.703 line:15%
<v ->What?</v>

962
28:59.703 --> 29:00.536 line:15%
<v ->Triple H.</v>

963
29:00.536 --> 29:01.369 line:15%
<v ->The wrestler.</v>

964
29:01.369 --> 29:02.660 line:15%
Look at his early version.

965
29:02.660 --> 29:03.493 line:15%
<v ->Triple H?</v>

966
29:03.493 --> 29:04.590 line:15%
You said Triple H?
<v ->How much money do you spend</v>

967
29:04.590 --> 29:05.510 line:15%
on pay-per-views?

968
29:05.510 --> 29:06.550 line:15%
On wrestling pay-per-views?

969
29:06.550 --> 29:08.430 line:15%
<v ->I would say, I was higher earlier.</v>

970
29:08.430 --> 29:09.370 line:15%
I would say, in my life,

971
29:09.370 --> 29:11.220 line:15%
probably 10 thousand dollars.

972
29:11.220 --> 29:12.670 line:15%
<v ->I think more than that.</v>

973
29:12.670 --> 29:13.830 line:15%
<v ->I've said 25 thousand.</v>

974
29:13.830 --> 29:14.663 line:15%
That seems a little much.

975
29:14.663 --> 29:15.910 line:15%
<v Hank>How much is a pay-per-view for it?</v>

976
29:15.910 --> 29:17.030 line:15%
<v ->50 bucks a piece.</v>

977
29:17.030 --> 29:17.863 line:15%
<v ->Go.</v>

978
29:20.730 --> 29:22.440 line:15%
I need a Texans touchdown very badly.

979
29:22.440 --> 29:24.090 line:15%
<v ->Please miss this, motherfucker.</v>

980
29:26.100 --> 29:27.410 line:15%
Short.

981
29:27.410 --> 29:28.859 line:15%
Nope.

982
29:28.859 --> 29:29.750 line:15%
<v ->Someone kicked it</v>
<v ->So 50 bucks</v>

983
29:29.750 --> 29:31.360 line:15%
<v ->very high.</v>
<v ->and there's one every month?</v>

984
29:31.360 --> 29:32.500 line:15%
<v ->Patriots just, oh man.</v>

985
29:32.500 --> 29:34.403 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, yeah there was one every month.</v>

986
29:34.403 --> 29:36.552 line:15%
I did it mostly in the '90s and 2000s.

987
29:36.552 --> 29:37.385 line:15%
<v ->Still alive.</v>

988
29:37.385 --> 29:38.830 line:15%
<v ->So it's 600 dollars a year.</v>

989
29:38.830 --> 29:39.770 line:15%
<v ->What's what do you have,</v>
<v ->Yeah, and I would say</v>

990
29:39.770 --> 29:40.753 line:15%
<v ->what's it at?</v>
<v ->I did it for...</v>

991
29:40.753 --> 29:41.586 line:15%
<v ->42.</v>

992
29:41.586 --> 29:42.620 line:15%
<v ->20 years?</v>

993
29:42.620 --> 29:43.660 line:15%
<v ->15 years.</v>

994
29:43.660 --> 29:44.493 line:15%
<v ->Miracle.</v>

995
29:44.493 --> 29:45.430 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

996
29:45.430 --> 29:46.450 line:15%
I mean, kinda,

997
29:46.450 --> 29:47.423 line:15%
the Patriots are,

998
29:48.810 --> 29:50.040 line:15%
they're the best at doing this,

999
29:50.040 --> 29:51.563 line:15%
just ending the game with six minutes left.

1000
29:51.563 --> 29:52.720 line:15%
<v ->Although there were times in the '90s</v>

1001
29:52.720 --> 29:54.170 line:15%
where I would do two a month.

1002
29:57.420 --> 29:58.379 line:15%
<v ->Goddamn it.</v>

1003
29:58.379 --> 30:01.897 line:15%
(muffled TV commentator)

1004
30:01.897 --> 30:04.064 line:15%
(whistle)

1005
30:05.830 --> 30:08.913 line:15%
<v ->I think he's down at the one.</v>

1006
30:08.913 --> 30:12.960 line:15%
(muffled TV commentator)

1007
30:12.960 --> 30:13.793 line:15%
<v ->We need the Texans to score a touchdown,</v>

1008
30:13.793 --> 30:15.990 line:15%
and then maybe the Titans will score and go for two.

1009
30:15.990 --> 30:17.810 line:15%
Analytically, that would be the right move.

1010
30:17.810 --> 30:18.643 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1011
30:21.820 --> 30:23.650 line:15%
<v ->Big Cat's always like three scores ahead</v>

1012
30:23.650 --> 30:24.810 line:15%
with his gambling math.

1013
30:24.810 --> 30:25.780 line:15%
I can't get there yet.

1014
30:25.780 --> 30:26.670 line:15%
<v ->I have to be.</v>

1015
30:26.670 --> 30:28.380
<v ->I'm in, I'm in the moment.</v>

1016
30:28.380 --> 30:29.213 line:15%
All the time.

1017
30:29.213 --> 30:30.691 line:15%
<v ->I have to be.</v>

1018
30:30.691 --> 30:31.943 line:15%
(clapping)
Come on, Mitch.

1019
30:33.650 --> 30:35.223 line:15%
Yes!

1020
30:35.223 --> 30:36.056 line:15%
We're fuckin' back.

1021
30:36.056 --> 30:37.290 line:15%
<v ->Okay, there we go.</v>

1022
30:37.290 --> 30:38.351 line:15%
<v ->They're gonna run it again.</v>
<v ->We're fuckin' back!</v>

1023
30:38.351 --> 30:39.400 line:15%
<v ->There it is again.</v>

1024
30:39.400 --> 30:40.900 line:15%
<v ->And they can watch it again.</v>

1025
30:42.400 --> 30:43.600 line:15%
<v ->I didn't hear no bell.</v>

1026
30:45.180 --> 30:46.013 line:15%
<v Hank>Jameis.</v>

1027
30:46.013 --> 30:46.846 line:15%
<v ->Now you go for two?</v>

1028
30:46.846 --> 30:48.009 line:15%
<v ->No, now you go for one, right?</v>

1029
30:48.009 --> 30:49.770 line:15%
And you go for two the next time?

1030
30:49.770 --> 30:50.940 line:15%
<v ->No, you go for two here.</v>

1031
30:50.940 --> 30:51.773 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, you have two chances.</v>

1032
30:51.773 --> 30:52.610 line:15%
<v ->Analytically, what works?</v>

1033
30:52.610 --> 30:53.630 line:15%
<v ->You go for two.</v>

1034
30:53.630 --> 30:54.463 line:15%
<v ->Go for two.</v>

1035
30:56.862 --> 30:57.940 line:15%
<v ->Uh...</v>

1036
30:57.940 --> 30:59.040 line:15%
You might go for one here,

1037
30:59.040 --> 31:01.160 line:15%
just so that way you keep the game alive.

1038
31:01.160 --> 31:01.993 line:15%
<v ->Right.</v>

1039
31:01.993 --> 31:03.265 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1040
31:03.265 --> 31:04.515 line:15%
'Cause they're down nine.

1041
31:05.520 --> 31:07.246 line:15%
Yeah, they're probably gonna go for one.

1042
31:07.246 --> 31:10.663 line:15%
(muffled TV commentator)

1043
31:14.040 --> 31:16.169 line:15%
<v ->That under's a sweat now.</v>

1044
31:16.169 --> 31:17.330 line:15%
(clapping)

1045
31:17.330 --> 31:19.208 line:15%
<v ->Mitch didn't hear no bell.
(clapping)</v>

1046
31:19.208 --> 31:22.050 line:15%
(muffled TV commentator)

1047
31:22.050 --> 31:23.017 line:15%
Okay.

1048
31:23.017 --> 31:23.960 line:15%
I'm gonna take a piss.

1049
31:23.960 --> 31:24.793 line:15%
<v ->38 and a half on the Bears?</v>

1050
31:24.793 --> 31:25.857 line:15%
<v TV Commentator>We're back, we're back, we're back.</v>

1051
31:25.857 --> 31:26.857 line:15%
<v ->I have 41.</v>

1052
31:27.860 --> 31:28.940 line:15%
<v ->Oh yeah, yeah, wait.</v>

1053
31:28.940 --> 31:30.853 line:15%
I'm thinkin' of the R-words game.

1054
31:31.840 --> 31:33.670 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I have 41 there.</v>

1055
31:35.398 --> 31:37.800 line:15%
The Houston game is gonna be nice.

1056
31:40.340 --> 31:42.151 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I got 40 and a half on this.</v>

1057
31:42.151 --> 31:43.909 line:15%
(upbeat music)

1058
31:43.909 --> 31:44.959 line:15%
So it's not over yet.

1059
31:49.480 --> 31:51.775 line:15%
So one touchdown, one touchdown.

1060
31:51.775 --> 31:53.140 line:15%
(clapping)

1061
31:53.140 --> 31:55.000 line:15%
<v ->We could afford one more touchdown?</v>

1062
31:55.000 --> 31:57.380 line:15%
<v ->No, I'm saying I, I have the over.</v>

1063
31:57.380 --> 31:58.213 line:15%
<v ->Oh.</v>

1064
31:58.213 --> 31:59.046 line:15%
<v ->You have the under.</v>
<v ->You have the over</v>

1065
31:59.046 --> 31:59.910 line:15%
on the Bears?
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1066
31:59.910 --> 32:00.743 line:15%
<v ->You son of a bitch,</v>

1067
32:00.743 --> 32:02.157 line:15%
I thought we were doing the same thing.

1068
32:02.157 --> 32:04.543 line:15%
<v ->No, we're rootin' on the opposite ends here.</v>

1069
32:05.670 --> 32:07.630 line:15%
I don't think anybody's unified on anything, right?

1070
32:07.630 --> 32:10.300 line:15%
Except for maybe the Texans...

1071
32:10.300 --> 32:11.430 line:15%
<v ->I think a couple of you have</v>

1072
32:11.430 --> 32:12.693 line:15%
Texans-Titans over--
<v ->I have Texans moneyline.</v>

1073
32:12.693 --> 32:14.530 line:15%
<v ->We all have the Patriots.</v>
<v ->I got Texans moneyline.</v>

1074
32:14.530 --> 32:15.920 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, Patriots.</v>

1075
32:15.920 --> 32:16.753 line:15%
Patriots and Texans, pretty much.

1076
32:16.753 --> 32:18.163 line:15%
<v ->Also the Bears.</v>

1077
32:19.210 --> 32:20.300 line:15%
As part of a big parlay

1078
32:20.300 --> 32:21.133 line:15%
that seems to be doing pretty well.

1079
32:21.133 --> 32:23.090 line:15%
<v ->Look at this 0 onside kick.</v>

1080
32:23.090 --> 32:23.923 line:15%
<v ->Oh, I don't like the set up of this one.</v>

1081
32:23.923 --> 32:25.273 line:15%
<v ->That was a bad set up.</v>

1082
32:25.273 --> 32:27.200 line:15%
<v ->It looks like he's just inventing that right, yeah.</v>

1083
32:27.200 --> 32:28.033 line:15%
<v ->That's not even gonna,</v>

1084
32:28.033 --> 32:29.530 line:15%
they're gonna have to come forward.

1085
32:29.530 --> 32:30.570 line:15%
<v ->That wasn't even close.</v>

1086
32:30.570 --> 32:31.800 line:15%
<v ->He had no idea what he was doing.</v>

1087
32:31.800 --> 32:32.633 line:15%
<v ->I've never seen that.</v>

1088
32:32.633 --> 32:33.823 line:15%
<v ->They did five yards.</v>

1089
32:35.280 --> 32:36.790 line:15%
Five yard onside kick.

1090
32:36.790 --> 32:39.113 line:15%
<v ->You should always do the Younghoe Koo thing.</v>

1091
32:40.600 --> 32:41.555 line:15%
<v ->How'd the Texans go backwards?</v>

1092
32:41.555 --> 32:42.780 line:15%
<v ->Is that just blast it at the player?</v>

1093
32:42.780 --> 32:43.970 line:15%
<v ->No, a Koo is,</v>

1094
32:43.970 --> 32:47.720 line:15%
he like puts it on its side, but like pointing,

1095
32:47.720 --> 32:49.090 line:15%
not side to side like that,

1096
32:49.090 --> 32:50.391 line:15%
pointing straight forward.

1097
32:50.391 --> 32:51.341 line:15%
<v ->I hate that play.</v>

1098
32:52.240 --> 32:53.260 line:15%
<v ->I just think they should kick it</v>

1099
32:53.260 --> 32:55.800 line:15%
as hard as they physically can at the first line.

1100
32:55.800 --> 32:58.064 line:15%
And just hope it bounces back.

1101
32:58.064 --> 32:59.430 line:15%
<v ->Or just hits right off their leg.</v>

1102
32:59.430 --> 33:00.394 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1103
33:00.394 --> 33:03.644 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1104
33:19.770 --> 33:20.743 line:15%
<v ->Tommy.</v>

1105
33:21.760 --> 33:23.993 line:15%
Stayin' down, he's runnin' that clock.

1106
33:25.020 --> 33:26.803 line:15%
<v ->Tick, tick tick tick, tick tick.</v>

1107
33:30.130 --> 33:32.150 line:15%
<v ->I just realized that was so bad for you.</v>

1108
33:32.150 --> 33:32.983 line:15%
<v ->What?</v>

1109
33:32.983 --> 33:34.670 line:15%
<v ->That onside kick.</v>

1110
33:34.670 --> 33:35.503 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1111
33:37.590 --> 33:38.720 line:15%
<v ->What--</v>

1112
33:38.720 --> 33:39.770 line:15%
outside of the Patriots

1113
33:39.770 --> 33:40.780 line:15%
that time they beat the Raiders,

1114
33:40.780 --> 33:42.580 line:15%
what are the most iconic snow games?

1115
33:44.108 --> 33:48.060 line:15%
<v ->I feel like Coughlin was the Packers,</v>

1116
33:48.060 --> 33:49.180 line:15%
Packers-Giants.

1117
33:49.180 --> 33:50.050 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1118
33:50.050 --> 33:50.931 line:15%
NFC Championship game, right?

1119
33:50.931 --> 33:51.764 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1120
33:51.764 --> 33:52.597 line:15%
<v ->Red face game, yeah.</v>

1121
33:54.450 --> 33:56.850 line:15%
<v ->The Patriots, the snow game against Peyton Manning</v>

1122
33:56.850 --> 33:59.510 line:15%
was sneaky better than the Raiders for me,

1123
33:59.510 --> 34:00.610 line:15%
'cause I was a little older.

1124
34:00.610 --> 34:01.790 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, but that,</v>

1125
34:01.790 --> 34:02.623 line:15%
the Raiders win was legendary.

1126
34:02.623 --> 34:03.456 line:15%
<v ->Fuck!</v>

1127
34:03.456 --> 34:04.470 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I just don't--</v>

1128
34:04.470 --> 34:05.449 line:15%
I was so young, like--

1129
34:05.449 --> 34:07.590 line:15%
Oh my God, no!
(all exclaiming)

1130
34:07.590 --> 34:08.717 line:15%
<v ->Flag.</v>
<v ->Flag, okay.</v>

1131
34:08.717 --> 34:10.040 line:15%
<v ->Get it back.</v>

1132
34:10.040 --> 34:11.413 line:15%
Oh my God, no.

1133
34:11.413 --> 34:13.820 line:15%
<v ->I think he might've been down, maybe.</v>

1134
34:13.820 --> 34:15.653 line:15%
Maybe, possibly.

1135
34:17.540 --> 34:19.330 line:15%
<v ->Yeah that game against the Colts,</v>

1136
34:19.330 --> 34:20.890 line:15%
that was when the Patriots learned

1137
34:20.890 --> 34:21.723 line:15%
that you can just cheat,
<v ->Shit.</v>

1138
34:21.723 --> 34:22.556 line:15%
and just hit
<v ->Fuck.</v>

1139
34:22.556 --> 34:24.010 line:15%
<v ->the wide receivers, right?</v>

1140
34:24.010 --> 34:25.461 line:15%
<v ->Uh huh, yeah, or they just--</v>

1141
34:25.461 --> 34:27.200 line:15%
<v ->All right, I think we're good.</v>

1142
34:27.200 --> 34:28.280 line:15%
<v ->They realized that</v>

1143
34:28.280 --> 34:29.620 line:15%
they completely owned Peyton Manning

1144
34:29.620 --> 34:30.770 line:15%
and the NFL had to change the rule

1145
34:30.770 --> 34:32.520 line:15%
to make it a little better for him.

1146
34:36.093 --> 34:36.926 line:15%
But that was also,

1147
34:36.926 --> 34:37.897 line:15%
that was the prime, like,

1148
34:37.897 --> 34:39.260 line:15%
"Peyton Manning's the greatest quarterback

1149
34:39.260 --> 34:40.210 line:15%
of all time"

1150
34:40.210 --> 34:42.883 line:15%
and just came in and just got absolutely smoked.

1151
34:44.190 --> 34:45.250 line:15%
<v ->Drew Locke has not...</v>

1152
34:45.250 --> 34:48.765 line:15%
<v ->Where is the progress on this field right now?</v>

1153
34:48.765 --> 34:49.780 line:15%
<v ->I don't know.</v>

1154
34:49.780 --> 34:51.000 line:15%
<v ->The Redskins are gonna fuck around</v>

1155
34:51.000 --> 34:52.540 line:15%
and win this game.

1156
34:52.540 --> 34:53.568 line:15%
Disgusting, disgusting.

1157
34:53.568 --> 34:54.401 line:15%
<v ->Is it tied now?</v>

1158
34:54.401 --> 34:55.484 line:15%
<v ->Disgusting.</v>

1159
34:56.830 --> 34:57.663 line:15%
Yeah, it's tied.

1160
35:01.550 --> 35:04.223 line:15%
<v ->So the Patriots, we're good there, right?</v>

1161
35:04.223 --> 35:05.149 line:15%
They got back?

1162
35:05.149 --> 35:05.982 line:15%
<v ->I dunno.</v>

1163
35:07.430 --> 35:09.823 line:15%
<v ->The Patriots players think it's on the Bengals.</v>

1164
35:12.110 --> 35:12.980 line:15%
<v ->Why is he...</v>

1165
35:12.980 --> 35:13.928 line:15%
<v ->Wait, why'd he do that?</v>

1166
35:13.928 --> 35:14.770 line:15%
<v ->I didn't like that.</v>

1167
35:14.770 --> 35:15.603 line:15%
<v ->That's not good.</v>
<v ->I didn't like that at all.</v>

1168
35:15.603 --> 35:16.573 line:15%
<v ->That's bad body language.</v>

1169
35:18.050 --> 35:18.883 line:15%
<v ->Kill 'em!</v>

1170
35:20.580 --> 35:22.160 line:15%
That's fucking--

1171
35:22.160 --> 35:23.348 line:15%
<v Hank>Use your hands, buddy.</v>

1172
35:23.348 --> 35:24.181 line:15%
<v ->Kill 'em!</v>

1173
35:24.181 --> 35:25.220 line:15%
<v ->What an explanation.</v>
<v ->Use your hands.</v>

1174
35:25.220 --> 35:26.970 line:15%
Point one way or the other, please.

1175
35:30.820 --> 35:32.293 line:15%
<v ->Hicks is a warrior.</v>

1176
35:35.286 --> 35:37.940 line:15%
(sighing)

1177
35:37.940 --> 35:38.773 line:15%
<v ->Okay.</v>

1178
35:40.340 --> 35:41.233 line:15%
<v ->Huge.</v>

1179
35:43.382 --> 35:44.530 line:15%
<v ->Well so that was before the pass.</v>

1180
35:44.530 --> 35:45.785 line:15%
<v ->Double penalties on the Bengals.</v>

1181
35:45.785 --> 35:47.425 line:15%
Thank, oh, and third?

1182
35:47.425 --> 35:49.094 line:15%
<v ->Wait, how many--</v>

1183
35:49.094 --> 35:49.927 line:15%
<v ->Three!</v>

1184
35:49.927 --> 35:51.963 line:15%
<v ->Three penalties, classic Bungles.</v>

1185
35:52.815 --> 35:54.466 line:15%
<v ->Give me another one.</v>

1186
35:54.466 --> 35:55.299 line:15%
Damn.

1187
35:55.299 --> 35:58.549 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1188
36:04.461 --> 36:05.530 line:15%
<v ->There's a lot goin' on with his hair.</v>

1189
36:05.530 --> 36:06.363 line:15%
<v ->Dammit.</v>

1190
36:06.363 --> 36:07.196 line:15%
That's a hold.

1191
36:07.196 --> 36:08.029 line:15%
Hold!

1192
36:08.029 --> 36:09.410 line:15%
Thank you, thank you,

1193
36:09.410 --> 36:10.340 line:15%
back him up,

1194
36:10.340 --> 36:12.423 line:15%
thank you, back him up.

1195
36:15.950 --> 36:16.783 line:15%
Yup.

1196
36:18.580 --> 36:19.513 line:15%
Back 'em up.

1197
36:20.520 --> 36:21.763 line:15%
Fucking cheaters.

1198
36:30.300 --> 36:32.230 line:15%
<v ->Feel like the Eagles played--</v>

1199
36:32.230 --> 36:33.730 line:15%
or no, the uh...

1200
36:37.010 --> 36:39.361 line:15%
Was it snowing when Mike Vick beat the Packers?

1201
36:39.361 --> 36:40.194 line:15%
(all exclaiming)

1202
36:40.194 --> 36:41.060 line:15%
<v ->Touchdown.</v>

1203
36:41.060 --> 36:42.460 line:15%
<v ->Fuck.</v>

1204
36:42.460 --> 36:43.542 line:15%
Oliver's dead.

1205
36:43.542 --> 36:44.720 line:15%
RIP.

1206
36:44.720 --> 36:45.553 line:15%
Under.

1207
36:47.589 --> 36:49.400 line:15%
<v ->What was the over in this game?</v>

1208
36:49.400 --> 36:50.233 line:15%
<v ->42.</v>

1209
36:53.750 --> 36:55.020 line:15%
<v ->Nope, nope.</v>

1210
36:55.020 --> 36:56.830 line:15%
<v ->Dick the Bruiser, who's Dick the Bruiser?</v>

1211
36:56.830 --> 36:59.200 line:15%
<v ->Also a professional wrestler.</v>

1212
36:59.200 --> 37:00.033 line:15%
<v ->Dick the Bruiser?</v>
<v ->Nope?</v>

1213
37:00.033 --> 37:01.513 line:15%
You're gonna tell me nope?

1214
37:01.513 --> 37:03.060 line:15%
<v ->What a run.</v>

1215
37:03.060 --> 37:03.893 line:15%
<v ->Nope.</v>

1216
37:06.600 --> 37:07.950 line:15%
<v ->What a great run by Burkhead.</v>

1217
37:07.950 --> 37:09.083 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, wow.</v>

1218
37:10.590 --> 37:11.423 line:15%
<v ->Revenge game.</v>

1219
37:12.478 --> 37:13.350 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1220
37:13.350 --> 37:14.789 line:15%
<v ->Someone, I mean,</v>

1221
37:14.789 --> 37:18.010 line:15%
no one's playing him advance at this point, but.

1222
37:18.010 --> 37:20.543 line:15%
<v ->Belichick loves former Bengals running backs.</v>

1223
37:25.047 --> 37:25.880 line:15%
<v ->Akiem Hicks, look at him.</v>

1224
37:25.880 --> 37:27.000 line:15%
He's possessed.

1225
37:27.000 --> 37:28.520 line:15%
I love it.

1226
37:28.520 --> 37:29.353 line:15%
<v ->What's wrong with him?</v>

1227
37:29.353 --> 37:30.280 line:15%
What's his injury?

1228
37:30.280 --> 37:31.500 line:15%
<v ->Elbow.</v>

1229
37:31.500 --> 37:32.850 line:15%
He basically broke his elbow

1230
37:32.850 --> 37:33.850 line:15%
against the Raiders
<v ->Well he's got</v>

1231
37:33.850 --> 37:34.683 line:15%
<v ->in London.</v>
<v ->crazy eyes right now.</v>

1232
37:34.683 --> 37:36.523 line:15%
<v ->This is his first game back.</v>

1233
37:36.523 --> 37:37.680 line:15%
He's like, keeps...

1234
37:38.750 --> 37:40.712 line:15%
Judging by this game he like keeps rebreaking--

1235
37:40.712 --> 37:43.295 line:15%
(all shouting)

1236
37:44.380 --> 37:45.213 line:15%
<v ->Bears' ball.</v>

1237
37:46.570 --> 37:47.890 line:15%
<v ->Gimme that ball!</v>

1238
37:47.890 --> 37:48.723 line:15%
<v ->That's Bears' ball.</v>

1239
37:48.723 --> 37:49.694 line:15%
<v ->Gimme that ball!</v>

1240
37:49.694 --> 37:50.957 line:15%
<v ->It's gotta be.</v>
<v Marty>He's got it.</v>

1241
37:50.957 --> 37:51.790 line:15%
<v ->It's gotta be a Bears ball.</v>

1242
37:51.790 --> 37:52.623 line:15%
<v Marty>He's got it.</v>

1243
37:55.930 --> 37:57.450 line:15%
<v ->Yes!</v>

1244
37:57.450 --> 37:59.163 line:15%
Oh we're so fuckin' back.

1245
38:02.724 --> 38:04.860 line:15%
<v ->Oh, his elbow, he's down dammit.</v>

1246
38:04.860 --> 38:06.350 line:15%
Dammit, dammit.

1247
38:06.350 --> 38:07.183 line:15%
Cancel the back.

1248
38:07.183 --> 38:08.016 line:15%
<v ->You're still gonna get the ball.</v>

1249
38:08.016 --> 38:09.483 line:15%
<v ->Cancel the back.</v>

1250
38:09.483 --> 38:10.316 line:15%
Fuck.

1251
38:10.316 --> 38:11.765 line:15%
<v ->Does it move?</v>

1252
38:11.765 --> 38:13.130 line:15%
<v ->Fuck.</v>

1253
38:13.130 --> 38:14.320 line:15%
<v ->PFT, what's your number up?</v>

1254
38:14.320 --> 38:15.350 line:15%
40 and a half?

1255
38:15.350 --> 38:16.210 line:15%
<v ->40 and a half.</v>

1256
38:16.210 --> 38:17.579 line:15%
<v ->So if the Bears score...</v>

1257
38:17.579 --> 38:19.452 line:15%
<v ->Just, I just need a touchdown.</v>

1258
38:19.452 --> 38:20.285 line:15%
<v ->Fuck.</v>

1259
38:20.285 --> 38:21.610 line:15%
<v ->Six points?</v>

1260
38:21.610 --> 38:23.450 line:15%
<v ->Six points...</v>

1261
38:23.450 --> 38:24.680 line:15%
No, I need seven, I think.

1262
38:24.680 --> 38:25.930 line:15%
<v ->Well they're going for two you know,</v>

1263
38:25.930 --> 38:28.166 line:15%
so that'll be interesting for both of us.

1264
38:28.166 --> 38:28.999 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I don't know--</v>
<v ->It's ours, your ball.</v>

1265
38:28.999 --> 38:30.840 line:15%
<v ->If this is conclusive the other way.</v>

1266
38:30.840 --> 38:32.250 line:15%
<v ->Fuck.</v>

1267
38:32.250 --> 38:33.430 line:15%
It's fourth and 10, it's big.

1268
38:33.430 --> 38:34.550 line:15%
I have the Chiefs second half.

1269
38:34.550 --> 38:36.340 line:15%
Need that, need that, need that, need that,

1270
38:36.340 --> 38:38.126 line:15%
Need that, need that, need that, need that,

1271
38:38.126 --> 38:39.520 line:15%
Need that, need that, need, need, need, need,

1272
38:39.520 --> 38:41.948 line:15%
need, need, need, need, need, need!

1273
38:41.948 --> 38:42.781 line:15%
Need it!

1274
38:43.780 --> 38:46.147 line:15%
No flags.
<v ->Oh, okay.</v>

1275
38:46.147 --> 38:48.897 line:15%
(Big Cat clapping)

1276
38:48.897 --> 38:49.730 line:15%
<v ->Oh, he's down.</v>

1277
38:49.730 --> 38:50.563 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, he's down.</v>

1278
38:50.563 --> 38:53.813 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1279
38:54.932 --> 38:55.956 line:15%
Yeah, he's down.

1280
38:55.956 --> 38:59.414 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1281
38:59.414 --> 39:00.622 line:15%
<v ->I dunno, dude.</v>

1282
39:00.622 --> 39:03.872 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1283
39:05.550 --> 39:07.903 line:15%
<v ->The ball is loose, shut up Dean.</v>

1284
39:15.300 --> 39:16.133 line:15%
<v ->That's--</v>

1285
39:16.133 --> 39:17.190 line:15%
Denver's not in the hunt.

1286
39:17.190 --> 39:18.023 line:15%
That's crazy.

1287
39:19.490 --> 39:20.535 line:15%
<v ->Denver's in the hunt.</v>

1288
39:20.535 --> 39:21.368 line:15%
<v ->That's not in the hunt.</v>

1289
39:21.368 --> 39:22.593 line:15%
<v ->Don't go against the hunt.</v>

1290
39:23.673 --> 39:24.633 line:15%
Hunt matters, dude.

1291
39:26.306 --> 39:29.556 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1292
39:33.814 --> 39:35.252 line:15%
<v ->Oh!</v>

1293
39:35.252 --> 39:37.522 line:15%
<v ->I need the Titans to at least kick a field goal.</v>

1294
39:37.522 --> 39:39.572 line:15%
But their field goal kicker's Cody Parky.

1295
39:41.075 --> 39:44.325 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1296
39:59.039 --> 40:00.560 line:15%
<v ->Ah, oh no.</v>

1297
40:00.560 --> 40:01.674 line:15%
<v ->Ow.</v>

1298
40:01.674 --> 40:02.613 line:15%
<v ->There's a lot going on.</v>

1299
40:02.613 --> 40:03.446 line:15%
<v ->Okay, just, it's all right.</v>

1300
40:03.446 --> 40:04.279 line:15%
It's all right.

1301
40:04.279 --> 40:05.112 line:15%
You're gonna make it.

1302
40:05.112 --> 40:06.067 line:15%
You'll make it.

1303
40:06.067 --> 40:06.990 line:15%
<v ->What are you doing, buddy?</v>

1304
40:06.990 --> 40:08.630 line:15%
<v Marty>What was that?</v>

1305
40:08.630 --> 40:10.025 line:15%
<v ->I need a stress ball.</v>

1306
40:10.025 --> 40:10.858 line:15%
<v ->Just, you were fine.</v>

1307
40:10.858 --> 40:11.691 line:15%
<v ->Brandon Walker's</v>

1308
40:11.691 --> 40:13.327 line:15%
my stress ball.
<v ->That's fine.</v>

1309
40:13.327 --> 40:14.160 line:15%
That's all, he has 'em down.

1310
40:14.160 --> 40:14.993 line:15%
But you're, you're still getting the punt.

1311
40:14.993 --> 40:17.243 line:15%
(Growling)

1312
40:18.778 --> 40:19.870 line:15%
<v ->You have, like,</v>

1313
40:19.870 --> 40:20.733 line:15%
firm hands.

1314
40:23.240 --> 40:24.340 line:15%
Can we get you a ball?

1315
40:26.340 --> 40:27.963 line:15%
<v ->I wanted that ball, Brandon.</v>

1316
40:28.940 --> 40:29.773 line:15%
<v ->Well you're about to get it.</v>

1317
40:29.773 --> 40:31.103 line:15%
They're about to punt it to you.

1318
40:32.511 --> 40:35.610 line:15%
(all exclaiming)

1319
40:35.610 --> 40:36.713 line:15%
<v ->Oh, come on.</v>

1320
40:36.713 --> 40:37.810 line:15%
<v ->Got the ball.</v>

1321
40:37.810 --> 40:38.999 line:15%
<v ->The R-words are gonna</v>
<v ->I told you,</v>

1322
40:38.999 --> 40:39.832 line:15%
<v ->win this game.</v>
<v ->we're gonna fuck around</v>

1323
40:39.832 --> 40:40.774 line:15%
and win this game.

1324
40:40.774 --> 40:41.607 line:15%
<v ->Can,</v>

1325
40:41.607 --> 40:43.970 line:15%
do you not wanna watch that game?

1326
40:43.970 --> 40:44.803 line:15%
<v ->The R-words?</v>

1327
40:44.803 --> 40:46.330 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, 'cause the Broncos game is...</v>

1328
40:46.330 --> 40:47.163 line:15%
<v Marty>Yeah.</v>

1329
40:47.163 --> 40:47.996 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, let's put it on--</v>

1330
40:47.996 --> 40:48.829 line:15%
<v ->Well, well let's just wait and see</v>

1331
40:48.829 --> 40:49.662 line:15%
their call on the field.

1332
40:49.662 --> 40:50.495 line:15%
But yes.

1333
40:51.390 --> 40:52.810 line:15%
Because I have the Chiefs second half.

1334
40:52.810 --> 40:53.643 line:15%
But yes.

1335
40:54.750 --> 40:55.583 line:15%
<v ->What's their record?</v>

1336
40:55.583 --> 40:56.880 line:15%
Three or four wins?

1337
40:56.880 --> 40:57.980 line:15%
<v ->Redskins have three.</v>

1338
41:01.970 --> 41:03.005 line:15%
There's the play.

1339
41:03.005 --> 41:03.838 line:15%
There, they have the Redskins

1340
41:03.838 --> 41:04.750 line:15%
on the red zone right now.

1341
41:14.280 --> 41:16.010 line:15%
<v ->Mitchell, Mr. Fourth Quarter,</v>

1342
41:16.010 --> 41:16.843 line:15%
that's what they call him.

1343
41:16.843 --> 41:18.219 line:15%
<v ->Mr. Fourth Quarter, Hank.</v>

1344
41:18.219 --> 41:20.253 line:15%
That's what they call him.

1345
41:29.830 --> 41:30.823 line:15%
<v ->Titans goin'.</v>

1346
41:36.510 --> 41:37.450 line:15%
<v ->His biggest plays have come</v>

1347
41:37.450 --> 41:38.713 line:15%
in the biggest moments.

1348
41:41.630 --> 41:42.463 line:15%
I need a winner

1349
41:42.463 --> 41:43.890 line:15%
in the four o'clock games bad.

1350
41:43.890 --> 41:45.423 line:15%
Maybe even a parlay or two.

1351
41:48.570 --> 41:50.620 line:15%
<v ->10 minutes til four o'clock.</v>

1352
41:50.620 --> 41:51.453 line:15%
<v ->Shit.</v>

1353
41:51.453 --> 41:52.286 line:15%
<v ->Good to know.</v>

1354
41:52.286 --> 41:54.240 line:15%
<v ->Someone remind me at four.</v>

1355
41:54.240 --> 41:55.403 line:15%
<v ->Me too, please.</v>

1356
41:57.316 --> 41:59.720 line:15%
(Big Cat sighs)

1357
41:59.720 --> 42:00.620 line:15%
<v ->That's McKinney.</v>

1358
42:02.329 --> 42:03.412 line:15%
<v ->Yep.</v>

1359
42:03.412 --> 42:04.477 line:15%
Your state.
<v ->I was gonna say,</v>

1360
42:04.477 --> 42:05.310 line:15%
you know where he went to school, but.

1361
42:05.310 --> 42:07.250 line:15%
<v ->Would you ever name your child that?</v>

1362
42:07.250 --> 42:08.083 line:15%
<v ->Benardrick McKinney?</v>

1363
42:08.083 --> 42:08.916 line:15%
Yes.

1364
42:08.916 --> 42:09.749 line:15%
<v ->Benardrick?</v>

1365
42:09.749 --> 42:10.582 line:15%
<v ->Benardrick Walker?</v>

1366
42:10.582 --> 42:11.578 line:15%
<v ->I would.</v>

1367
42:11.578 --> 42:12.411 line:15%
<v ->That's a good name.</v>

1368
42:12.411 --> 42:14.160 line:15%
<v ->Okay, you can change the Chiefs if you want.</v>

1369
42:14.160 --> 42:16.310 line:15%
<v ->Oh wow, that was turnover luck city.</v>

1370
42:16.310 --> 42:17.242 line:15%
<v ->Top left,</v>

1371
42:17.242 --> 42:18.940 line:15%
can we get the Washington-Philadelphia game

1372
42:18.940 --> 42:19.773 line:15%
on the top left?

1373
42:27.290 --> 42:28.540 line:15%
<v ->So that, that was a no.</v>

1374
42:30.303 --> 42:31.760 line:15%
Just a firm no.

1375
42:31.760 --> 42:33.220 line:15%
<v ->What do you guys think about all just take--</v>

1376
42:33.220 --> 42:34.787 line:15%
<v ->Go Bucks!</v>

1377
42:34.787 --> 42:37.110 line:15%
Get in the end zone for a touchdown.

1378
42:37.110 --> 42:38.324 line:15%
That's the over, there we go.

1379
42:38.324 --> 42:39.490 line:15%
<v ->About what, Hank?</v>

1380
42:39.490 --> 42:40.450 line:15%
<v ->All the favorites.</v>

1381
42:40.450 --> 42:41.900 line:15%
<v ->And that's my More to Lock.</v>

1382
42:43.230 --> 42:44.190 line:15%
<v ->What did it, what it say?</v>

1383
42:44.190 --> 42:46.093 line:15%
<v ->Raiders, Browns.</v>

1384
42:46.960 --> 42:48.135 line:15%
Niners.

1385
42:48.135 --> 42:49.400 line:15%
<v ->Who are the Raiders playing?</v>

1386
42:49.400 --> 42:50.233 line:15%
<v ->Not on here.</v>

1387
42:50.233 --> 42:51.066 line:15%
<v ->Jaguars.</v>

1388
42:51.066 --> 42:51.899 line:15%
<v ->Jaguars.</v>

1389
42:51.899 --> 42:52.860 line:15%
<v ->Raiders, Browns, Niners?</v>

1390
42:52.860 --> 42:53.943 line:15%
Yeah, I like that.

1391
42:57.490 --> 42:59.850 line:15%
Although, the Browns are still due to have

1392
42:59.850 --> 43:01.773 line:15%
just an utter implosion of a game.

1393
43:02.681 --> 43:03.632 line:15%
<v ->We're just takin' the Raiders because,</v>

1394
43:03.632 --> 43:04.860 line:15%
well the Jaguars stink,

1395
43:04.860 --> 43:06.040 line:15%
but this is their last game, right?

1396
43:06.040 --> 43:07.300 line:15%
<v ->It's their last game in Oakland.</v>

1397
43:07.300 --> 43:12.300 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1398
43:15.980 --> 43:17.110 line:15%
<v ->I feel like that's good potential</v>

1399
43:17.110 --> 43:19.010 line:15%
for some hijinks in the fans.

1400
43:19.010 --> 43:20.500 line:15%
In the crowd at Oakland.

1401
43:20.500 --> 43:21.333 line:15%
<v ->Oh yeah.</v>

1402
43:21.333 --> 43:22.166 line:15%
We were just saying they should just

1403
43:22.166 --> 43:23.497 line:15%
take the stadium with 'em.

1404
43:25.169 --> 43:26.150 line:15%
<v ->Well the A's still use it, right?</v>

1405
43:26.150 --> 43:27.140 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, but who cares?</v>

1406
43:27.140 --> 43:27.973 line:15%
<v ->That's true.</v>

1407
43:33.742 --> 43:35.778 line:15%
<v ->All right. Seven minutes left.</v>

1408
43:35.778 --> 43:36.986 line:15%
<v ->Why's he laughing?</v>

1409
43:36.986 --> 43:37.819 line:15%
<v ->Seven minutes in heaven.</v>
<v ->Seven might</v>

1410
43:37.819 --> 43:38.652 line:15%
take Witching Hour.

1411
43:38.652 --> 43:39.485 line:15%
<v ->Jack, why are you laughing?</v>

1412
43:39.485 --> 43:40.860 line:15%
<v ->Why are you laughing?</v>

1413
43:40.860 --> 43:42.210 line:15%
<v ->Jack is laughing.</v>

1414
43:42.210 --> 43:44.330 line:15%
<v ->Why are you laughing, Jack?</v>

1415
43:44.330 --> 43:45.746 line:15%
<v ->Sorry, I'll stop laughing.</v>

1416
43:45.746 --> 43:46.579 line:15%
<v PFT Commenter>Thank you.</v>

1417
43:46.579 --> 43:47.780 line:15%
<v Hank>Why, 'cause Big Cat's voice cracks?</v>

1418
43:47.780 --> 43:49.230 line:15%
<v Jack>Yeah, his voice cracked.</v>

1419
43:49.230 --> 43:50.640 line:15%
<v ->It's called puberty.</v>

1420
43:50.640 --> 43:52.740 line:15%
It is funny when Big Cat's voice cracks.

1421
43:52.740 --> 43:54.143 line:15%
<v ->It's called becoming a man.</v>

1422
43:54.143 --> 43:56.040 line:15%
<v ->What's so funny, Chad?</v>

1423
43:56.040 --> 43:57.050 line:15%
<v ->It's called puberty.</v>

1424
43:57.050 --> 43:58.590 line:15%
One day you'll go through it.

1425
43:58.590 --> 43:59.520 line:15%
<v ->Maybe.</v>

1426
43:59.520 --> 44:00.640 line:15%
<v Big Cat>Fuck you, Jack.</v>

1427
44:00.640 --> 44:02.790 line:15%
<v Brandon>You know his dad's rich, right?</v>

1428
44:05.810 --> 44:06.643 line:15%
<v ->He is rich.</v>

1429
44:06.643 --> 44:07.476 line:15%
<v ->Go, Titans.</v>

1430
44:07.476 --> 44:08.870 line:15%
<v ->What it's like for your kids now,</v>

1431
44:08.870 --> 44:10.580 line:15%
having a rich dad?

1432
44:10.580 --> 44:12.220 line:15%
<v ->They didn't, they like it better.</v>

1433
44:12.220 --> 44:13.140 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1434
44:13.140 --> 44:13.973 line:15%
<v ->They like--</v>
<v ->Christmas gonna be</v>

1435
44:13.973 --> 44:14.806 line:15%
better this year?

1436
44:14.806 --> 44:15.639 line:15%
<v ->They like havin' money</v>

1437
44:15.639 --> 44:16.490 line:15%
as opposed to not having money.

1438
44:16.490 --> 44:17.423 line:15%
<v ->That's crazy.</v>

1439
44:20.300 --> 44:22.010 line:15%
That's an interesting study.

1440
44:22.010 --> 44:23.710 line:15%
<v ->'Cause last Christmas I just took the toys</v>

1441
44:23.710 --> 44:24.750 line:15%
I bought 'em three years ago,

1442
44:24.750 --> 44:26.246 line:15%
and re-wrapped 'em.

1443
44:26.246 --> 44:27.079 line:15%
<v ->(laughing)
No you didn't.</v>

1444
44:29.483 --> 44:31.180 line:15%
<v ->It's like a Furby.</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1445
44:31.180 --> 44:32.270 line:15%
<v ->That would be funny if you did that, though.</v>

1446
44:32.270 --> 44:33.103 line:15%
<v ->Well, they keep, ya know,</v>

1447
44:33.103 --> 44:33.936 line:15%
they keep aging up.
<v ->You should just give 'em,</v>

1448
44:33.936 --> 44:34.769 line:15%
you should
<v ->Yeah,</v>

1449
44:34.769 --> 44:35.762 line:15%
<v ->just give 'em all--</v>
<v ->that's what happens to kids.</v>

1450
44:35.762 --> 44:36.789 line:15%
<v ->Barstool merch from the lobby.</v>

1451
44:36.789 --> 44:38.560 line:15%
<v ->I gave the nine year old's toys</v>

1452
44:38.560 --> 44:39.413 line:15%
to the seven year old,

1453
44:39.413 --> 44:40.300 line:15%
I gave the seven year old's toys

1454
44:40.300 --> 44:41.133 line:15%
to the four year old.

1455
44:41.133 --> 44:42.063 line:15%
<v ->Fuck!</v>

1456
44:42.063 --> 44:43.537 line:15%
No!

1457
44:43.537 --> 44:44.850 line:15%
And it's delayed!

1458
44:44.850 --> 44:45.933 line:15%
<v ->What?</v>

1459
44:45.933 --> 44:46.833 line:15%
<v ->They got a pick.</v>

1460
44:48.020 --> 44:49.270 line:15%
<v ->Mitch rolls out and--</v>

1461
44:49.270 --> 44:50.103 line:15%
<v ->That's--</v>
<v ->Throws an interception.</v>

1462
44:50.103 --> 44:50.936 line:15%
<v ->No.</v>

1463
44:51.850 --> 44:52.683 line:15%
<v ->Mitchell, what are you doing.</v>

1464
44:52.683 --> 44:53.570 line:15%
<v ->Fuck.</v>
<v ->I can't...</v>

1465
44:53.570 --> 44:55.854 line:15%
<v ->That's not how that was supposed to go.</v>

1466
44:55.854 --> 44:56.790 line:15%
<v ->What?</v>

1467
44:56.790 --> 44:59.777 line:15%
<v ->That's not how that was supposed to go.</v>

1468
44:59.777 --> 45:04.370 line:15%
It was supposed to be Mitch bringing the Bears back,

1469
45:04.370 --> 45:06.980 line:15%
and the season being back on.

1470
45:06.980 --> 45:08.730 line:15%
<v ->R-words gonna kick a field goal.</v>

1471
45:08.730 --> 45:10.230 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, here's where the R-words</v>

1472
45:10.230 --> 45:11.253 line:15%
ruin their future.

1473
45:15.993 --> 45:19.770 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1474
45:19.770 --> 45:21.640 line:15%
<v ->I mean he just threw that right to 'em.</v>

1475
45:21.640 --> 45:22.697 line:15%
<v ->Right now Urban Meyers is like,</v>

1476
45:22.697 --> 45:24.620 line:15%
"Well, if they're not gonna get Chase Young

1477
45:24.620 --> 45:26.207 line:15%
then I'm not gonna go."

1478
45:27.840 --> 45:29.130 line:15%
<v ->Touchdown.</v>

1479
45:29.130 --> 45:29.963 line:15%
What was he doing?

1480
45:29.963 --> 45:30.796 line:15%
<v ->Yes, all right.</v>

1481
45:30.796 --> 45:32.410 line:15%
Onside kick, field goal.

1482
45:32.410 --> 45:33.243 line:15%
<v ->And overtime.</v>

1483
45:33.243 --> 45:34.226 line:15%
<v ->And we have the over.</v>

1484
45:34.226 --> 45:35.480 line:15%
<v ->I could do that.</v>
<v ->All right.</v>

1485
45:35.480 --> 45:36.313 line:15%
<v ->I'm okay with that.</v>
<v ->I don't need overtime,</v>

1486
45:36.313 --> 45:37.146 line:15%
I need...

1487
45:37.146 --> 45:38.400 line:15%
<v ->I just need Texans winning.</v>

1488
45:40.100 --> 45:41.950 line:15%
<v ->He almost dropped that.</v>

1489
45:41.950 --> 45:43.460 line:15%
<v ->Fuck</v>

1490
45:43.460 --> 45:44.293 line:15%
everything.

1491
45:46.270 --> 45:47.483 line:15%
Sports are stupid.

1492
45:53.413 --> 45:55.510 line:15%
(sighs)

1493
45:55.510 --> 45:57.570 line:15%
<v ->The only good part about this R-words result</v>

1494
45:57.570 --> 45:58.720 line:15%
is maybe

1495
45:59.570 --> 46:01.921 line:15%
the winner of the NFC,

1496
46:01.921 --> 46:03.266 line:15%
so six, nine, and one?

1497
46:03.266 --> 46:04.099 line:15%
<v ->Holding.</v>

1498
46:04.099 --> 46:04.932 line:15%
<v ->That'd be funny.</v>

1499
46:04.932 --> 46:06.170 line:15%
<v ->It's not a hold.</v>
<v ->If the Redskins win,</v>

1500
46:06.170 --> 46:07.399 line:15%
the Giants are still in second, right?

1501
46:07.399 --> 46:09.100 line:15%
<v ->Packers hold on every play.</v>

1502
46:09.100 --> 46:09.960 line:15%
<v ->No.</v>
<v ->Every fuckin' play.</v>

1503
46:09.960 --> 46:11.220 line:15%
<v ->No, like, for the draft pick.</v>

1504
46:11.220 --> 46:12.053 line:15%
<v ->Oh yeah, yeah.</v>

1505
46:12.053 --> 46:12.886 line:15%
<v ->I don't complain about refs, but,</v>

1506
46:12.886 --> 46:13.719 line:15%
if I were to complain

1507
46:13.719 --> 46:14.635 line:15%
<v ->about refs--</v>
<v ->I'm not talking</v>

1508
46:14.635 --> 46:15.468 line:15%
about the division,

1509
46:15.468 --> 46:16.301 line:15%
I'm talking
<v ->I would point out</v>

1510
46:16.301 --> 46:17.134 line:15%
<v ->about the draft pick.</v>
<v ->that the Packers hold</v>

1511
46:17.134 --> 46:17.998 line:15%
on every play.
<v ->I mean it's not that far--</v>

1512
46:17.998 --> 46:19.020 line:15%
<v ->It's not that far off, yeah.</v>

1513
46:19.020 --> 46:20.820 line:15%
The Redskins might win the division.

1514
46:22.470 --> 46:23.580 line:15%
<v ->No, they're eliminated.</v>

1515
46:23.580 --> 46:24.413 line:15%
<v ->They are?</v>

1516
46:24.413 --> 46:25.246 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, they can't do it.</v>

1517
46:25.246 --> 46:26.290 line:15%
<v ->So, Cincinnati will be one,</v>

1518
46:26.290 --> 46:27.840 line:15%
and the Giants are still two.

1519
46:27.840 --> 46:28.690 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1520
46:28.690 --> 46:29.943 line:15%
<v ->Where the Dolphins at?</v>

1521
46:32.110 --> 46:33.120 line:15%
<v ->Well, they got three wins, so--</v>

1522
46:33.120 --> 46:33.953 line:15%
<v ->The Bears, three wins?</v>

1523
46:33.953 --> 46:34.786 line:15%
<v ->Maybe the Giants--</v>

1524
46:34.786 --> 46:36.483 line:15%
<v ->So it's Giants or Dolphins.</v>

1525
46:40.634 --> 46:42.030 line:15%
<v ->Somebody'll make the nice graphic</v>

1526
46:42.030 --> 46:43.315 line:15%
by the end of the day we'll know.

1527
46:43.315 --> 46:44.330 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1528
46:44.330 --> 46:45.640 line:15%
<v ->The Eagles have a 28% chance</v>

1529
46:45.640 --> 46:48.710 line:15%
to win the NFCs, if anyone's wondering.

1530
46:48.710 --> 46:50.050 line:15%
<v ->Even with the loss?</v>

1531
46:50.050 --> 46:51.570 line:15%
<v ->Get your arm--</v>

1532
46:51.570 --> 46:52.720 line:15%
What games are at four?

1533
46:53.961 --> 46:54.794 line:15%
<v Jack>Chargers...</v>

1534
46:54.794 --> 46:56.113 line:15%
<v ->The Cowboys-Rams at 4:25.</v>

1535
46:57.650 --> 46:59.300 line:15%
<v ->Who's Browns?</v>

1536
46:59.300 --> 47:00.590 line:15%
<v ->Browns-Cardinals.</v>

1537
47:00.590 --> 47:01.423 line:15%
<v ->And then the Chargers.</v>

1538
47:01.423 --> 47:02.256 line:15%
<v ->I'm goin' Browns.</v>

1539
47:02.256 --> 47:04.650 line:15%
<v ->No, the Chargers is 4:05 as well!</v>

1540
47:04.650 --> 47:05.483 line:15%
<v ->All right, get your bets in.</v>

1541
47:05.483 --> 47:07.690 line:15%
<v ->There's fuckin' three 4:05 games.</v>

1542
47:07.690 --> 47:08.523 line:15%
<v ->Get your bets in,</v>
<v ->What the hell?</v>

1543
47:08.523 --> 47:09.356 line:15%
<v ->don't forget.</v>

1544
47:09.356 --> 47:10.460 line:15%
<v ->What do we like, Chargers?</v>

1545
47:10.460 --> 47:11.293 line:15%
<v ->How do you do that?</v>

1546
47:12.360 --> 47:14.453 line:15%
That's too many 4:05 games.

1547
47:15.810 --> 47:16.643 line:15%
<v ->So the Cowboys-Rams are at 4:25?</v>

1548
47:16.643 --> 47:17.810 line:15%
<v ->I don't know what to do!</v>

1549
47:17.810 --> 47:19.960 line:15%
<v ->I also, I can't even put anything in</v>

1550
47:19.960 --> 47:21.120 line:15%
until these games end.

1551
47:21.120 --> 47:23.120 line:15%
<v ->Oh! Out of field goal range!</v>

1552
47:23.120 --> 47:24.110 line:15%
Suck it, Rogers!

1553
47:24.110 --> 47:25.793 line:15%
<v ->Yes, that's huge!</v>

1554
47:26.920 --> 47:28.090 line:15%
<v ->We're still alive.</v>

1555
47:28.090 --> 47:29.190 line:15%
The Bears are just gonna kill me

1556
47:29.190 --> 47:31.003 line:15%
17 different times in this game.

1557
47:33.170 --> 47:34.003 line:15%
<v ->Onside kick.</v>

1558
47:35.240 --> 47:36.573 line:15%
<v ->Get this onside kick!</v>

1559
47:37.689 --> 47:39.660 line:15%
(shouting)

1560
47:39.660 --> 47:41.033 line:15%
<v PFT Commenter>Oh, good pop!</v>

1561
47:47.251 --> 47:48.301 line:15%
All right, Raiders...

1562
47:49.340 --> 47:51.397 line:15%
<v ->That running back got destroyed.</v>

1563
47:53.520 --> 47:54.437 line:15%
<v ->Browns...</v>

1564
48:00.543 --> 48:02.620 line:15%
<v ->All right, Browns.</v>

1565
48:02.620 --> 48:04.453 line:15%
<v ->Falcons-Niners over.</v>

1566
48:06.500 --> 48:08.653 line:15%
And Hank, you're taking the Rams?

1567
48:10.650 --> 48:12.050 line:15%
Is that what I heard earlier?

1568
48:12.050 --> 48:13.424 line:15%
<v ->Rams tonight?</v>

1569
48:13.424 --> 48:14.620 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, at 4:25.</v>

1570
48:14.620 --> 48:16.240 line:15%
<v ->Wait, yeah.</v>

1571
48:16.240 --> 48:17.563 line:15%
I didn't see that.

1572
48:19.150 --> 48:21.310 line:15%
<v ->What's everybody takin' on Rams-Cowboys?</v>

1573
48:21.310 --> 48:22.317 line:15%
<v ->I haven't decided.</v>

1574
48:22.317 --> 48:23.340 line:15%
<v ->I got the Cowboys moneyline.</v>

1575
48:23.340 --> 48:24.379 line:15%
<v ->Okay,</v>
<v ->I have not decided yet,</v>

1576
48:24.379 --> 48:25.610 line:15%
<v ->not gonna do that.</v>
<v ->either.</v>

1577
48:25.610 --> 48:26.710 line:15%
<v ->Well, that's what I did.</v>

1578
48:26.710 --> 48:27.967 line:15%
You asked.

1579
48:27.967 --> 48:29.050 line:15%
<v ->I know, I know I did.</v>

1580
48:29.050 --> 48:31.260 line:15%
But you've, you've just convinced me

1581
48:31.260 --> 48:32.093 line:15%
to go Rams.

1582
48:32.093 --> 48:33.453 line:15%
<v ->Well, I understand that too.</v>

1583
48:37.040 --> 48:37.973 line:15%
<v ->And then,</v>

1584
48:39.550 --> 48:40.503
Vikings-Char--

1585
48:40.503 --> 48:42.140 line:15%
I'm gonna take the over in Vikings-Chargers.

1586
48:42.140 --> 48:43.240 line:15%
<v ->Onside kick!</v>

1587
48:43.240 --> 48:44.540 line:15%
<v ->Oh, that was aggressive.</v>

1588
48:47.730 --> 48:50.250 line:15%
<v ->They have to get one first down, I think.</v>

1589
48:50.250 --> 48:51.141 line:15%
Right?

1590
48:51.141 --> 48:51.974 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1591
48:51.974 --> 48:52.807 line:15%
<v ->Maybe they'll just throw deep?</v>

1592
48:52.807 --> 48:53.640 line:15%
Just throw deep once?

1593
48:53.640 --> 48:54.485 line:15%
Why not?
<v ->The first down...</v>

1594
48:54.485 --> 48:55.454 line:15%
<v ->Why not?</v>

1595
48:55.454 --> 48:58.971 line:15%
Just throw deep once, for the people at home.

1596
48:58.971 --> 48:59.804 line:15%
Just once.

1597
49:04.339 --> 49:05.180 line:15%
Throw deep once,

1598
49:05.180 --> 49:06.604 line:15%
just for the people at home.

1599
49:06.604 --> 49:08.563 line:15%
For the people that love you.

1600
49:09.910 --> 49:10.770 line:15%
<v Marty>I'm so confused</v>

1601
49:10.770 --> 49:12.113 line:15%
on that Rams-Cowboys game.

1602
49:20.263 --> 49:21.260 line:15%
<v ->Ah, that was...</v>

1603
49:26.113 --> 49:27.820 line:15%
<v ->I need one of these games to end,</v>

1604
49:27.820 --> 49:30.398 line:15%
so that I can get,

1605
49:30.398 --> 49:32.250 line:15%
the funds.

1606
49:32.250 --> 49:35.810 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I just got my first "Insufficient Funds" notice</v>

1607
49:35.810 --> 49:37.879 line:15%
of the last, like, two months.

1608
49:37.879 --> 49:40.830 line:15%
<v ->Oh, God.</v>

1609
49:43.960 --> 49:44.793 line:15%
<v ->Another pick.</v>

1610
49:44.793 --> 49:45.626 line:15%
<v ->Another pick.</v>

1611
49:45.626 --> 49:46.813 line:15%
<v ->Andy Dalton is back.</v>

1612
49:50.878 --> 49:52.400 line:15%
<v ->Patriots needed this today.</v>

1613
49:52.400 --> 49:54.150 line:15%
Offense still looked terrible, but.

1614
49:56.478 --> 49:59.728 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1615
50:06.355 --> 50:07.410 line:15%
<v ->Imagine how much they woulda win by</v>

1616
50:07.410 --> 50:09.063 line:15%
if they got that videotape?

1617
50:10.520 --> 50:11.353 line:15%
<v ->Right?</v>

1618
50:13.878 --> 50:14.711 line:15%
(Big Cat gasps)

1619
50:14.711 --> 50:15.544 line:15%
<v ->Oh my God.</v>

1620
50:15.544 --> 50:16.643 line:15%
<v ->Mitch.</v>

1621
50:16.643 --> 50:18.270 line:15%
<v ->Just gotta drive 95 yards.</v>

1622
50:18.270 --> 50:20.190 line:15%
It's no big deal, Mitch.

1623
50:20.190 --> 50:21.384 line:15%
It's no fuckin' big deal.

1624
50:21.384 --> 50:22.875 line:15%
You did this in the Sun Bowl.

1625
50:22.875 --> 50:24.533 line:15%
<v ->Then you got a two point conversion.</v>

1626
50:25.729 --> 50:26.780 line:15%
<v ->One thing at a time, Brandon.</v>

1627
50:26.780 --> 50:27.613 line:15%
<v ->All right.</v>

1628
50:27.613 --> 50:28.446 line:15%
<v ->95 yards.</v>
<v Marty>Let's get</v>

1629
50:28.446 --> 50:29.490 line:15%
the touchdown.
<v ->Take the easy thing first.</v>

1630
50:29.490 --> 50:30.323 line:15%
<v ->All right.</v>

1631
50:30.323 --> 50:31.156 line:15%
<v ->Just 95 yards.</v>

1632
50:31.156 --> 50:33.167 line:15%
95 easy little yards.
<v ->I got it, I got it.</v>

1633
50:33.167 --> 50:34.150 line:15%
<v ->Little tiny yards.</v>

1634
50:34.150 --> 50:35.910 line:15%
<v ->He did it at the Sun Bowl, you said?</v>

1635
50:35.910 --> 50:36.877 line:15%
<v ->No, they lost in the Sun Bowl.</v>

1636
50:36.877 --> 50:37.930 line:15%
<v ->Oh, okay.</v>

1637
50:37.930 --> 50:38.810 line:15%
Well you still might--

1638
50:38.810 --> 50:39.780 line:15%
Okay.

1639
50:39.780 --> 50:40.870 line:15%
<v ->Ryan Pace went to it,</v>

1640
50:40.870 --> 50:42.323 line:15%
and that's when he fell in love.

1641
50:44.530 --> 50:46.787 line:15%
Solomon Thomas was awesome in that game.

1642
50:49.410 --> 50:50.243 line:15%
<v ->Who did they play?</v>

1643
50:50.243 --> 50:51.630 line:15%
<v ->Stanford.</v>

1644
50:51.630 --> 50:52.790 line:15%
You don't know where Solomon Thomas went to?

1645
50:52.790 --> 50:54.000 line:15%
<v ->I do.</v>

1646
50:54.000 --> 50:54.930 line:15%
Don't know why I asked the question, now.

1647
50:54.930 --> 50:57.530 line:15%
<v ->Is this four down territory, here?</v>

1648
50:57.530 --> 50:58.370 line:15%
<v ->You know what school has had</v>

1649
50:58.370 --> 50:59.800 line:15%
the most Heisman runners up?

1650
50:59.800 --> 51:01.050 line:15%
<v ->Stanford.</v>

1651
51:01.050 --> 51:02.360 line:15%
I asked you that question.

1652
51:02.360 --> 51:03.620 line:15%
<v ->After I just asked you.</v>

1653
51:03.620 --> 51:05.560 line:15%
<v ->No, I gave you that question</v>

1654
51:05.560 --> 51:07.020 line:15%
like two months ago.

1655
51:07.020 --> 51:07.853 line:15%
<v ->No, you didn't.</v>

1656
51:07.853 --> 51:09.140 line:15%
<v ->Yes, I did.</v>

1657
51:09.140 --> 51:09.973 line:15%
<v ->Does Mississippi State</v>

1658
51:09.973 --> 51:11.200 line:15%
have a Heisman Trophy winner?

1659
51:11.200 --> 51:12.057 line:15%
<v ->Uh, no.</v>

1660
51:12.057 --> 51:12.890 line:15%
<v ->Ah, that's a shame.</v>
<v ->Our highest finish</v>

1661
51:12.890 --> 51:13.723 line:15%
is eighth.

1662
51:13.723 --> 51:14.556 line:15%
<v ->Ah, that's a shame.</v>

1663
51:14.556 --> 51:15.389 line:15%
<v ->That's sad.</v>

1664
51:15.389 --> 51:17.633 line:15%
<v ->Let's go, Alan Robinson.</v>
<v ->There you go.</v>

1665
51:17.633 --> 51:19.230 line:15%
<v ->Wisconsin has two.</v>

1666
51:19.230 --> 51:20.700 line:15%
<v ->This delay is kinda the worst.</v>

1667
51:20.700 --> 51:21.710 line:15%
<v ->Yep.</v>

1668
51:21.710 --> 51:23.650 line:15%
'Cause you're watching that small box over there.

1669
51:23.650 --> 51:24.614 line:15%
<v ->Ron Dayne and who else?</v>

1670
51:24.614 --> 51:25.447 line:15%
<v ->Alan Ameche.</v>
<v ->What's crazy is</v>

1671
51:25.447 --> 51:26.280 line:15%
<v ->That's right.</v>
<v ->the Fox feed</v>

1672
51:26.280 --> 51:27.830 line:15%
is on the exact same time

1673
51:27.830 --> 51:28.917 line:15%
as the real game,

1674
51:28.917 --> 51:30.560 line:15%
but the Bears feed is ahead.

1675
51:30.560 --> 51:32.070 line:15%
<v ->But five of their runners up</v>

1676
51:32.070 --> 51:34.090 line:15%
have happened in the last decade.

1677
51:34.090 --> 51:37.200 line:15%
<v ->Ah, I stopped listening like five seconds ago.</v>

1678
51:37.200 --> 51:38.033 line:15%
<v ->That's not true,</v>

1679
51:38.033 --> 51:39.287 line:15%
I wasn't talking five seconds ago.

1680
51:39.287 --> 51:40.870 line:15%
<v ->Did you see that stat about</v>

1681
51:40.870 --> 51:41.877 line:15%
Billy Cannon and Joe Burrow?

1682
51:41.877 --> 51:43.260 line:15%
It was kinda cool.

1683
51:43.260 --> 51:44.093 line:15%
<v ->What was it?</v>

1684
51:44.093 --> 51:47.270 line:15%
<v ->Joe Burrow signed to play at LSU the day</v>

1685
51:47.270 --> 51:48.710 line:15%
that Billy Cannon died.

1686
51:48.710 --> 51:49.620 line:15%
<v ->That's--</v>

1687
51:49.620 --> 51:50.572 line:15%
<v ->Crazy, right?</v>
<v ->Pretty crazy.</v>

1688
51:50.572 --> 51:51.405 line:15%
Wow.

1689
51:51.405 --> 51:52.280 line:15%
<v ->Bears.</v>

1690
51:52.280 --> 51:53.880 line:15%
<v ->It's also crazy they had only one</v>

1691
51:53.880 --> 51:55.218 line:15%
previous Heisman Trophy winner.

1692
51:55.218 --> 51:56.710 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, yeah.</v>

1693
51:56.710 --> 51:57.543 line:15%
It's true.

1694
51:59.040 --> 51:59.873 line:15%
There's Mitch.

1695
51:59.873 --> 52:00.800 line:15%
He can do this, dude,

1696
52:00.800 --> 52:02.460 line:15%
Mitch can do this.

1697
52:02.460 --> 52:03.300 line:15%
He can fuckin' do it,

1698
52:03.300 --> 52:04.250 line:15%
I just know he can.

1699
52:04.250 --> 52:07.020 line:15%
I know he has it somewhere deep inside of him.

1700
52:07.020 --> 52:08.520 line:15%
Deep inside of him, he's got this.

1701
52:08.520 --> 52:09.353 line:15%
<v ->Eagles.</v>

1702
52:09.353 --> 52:10.186 line:15%
<v ->He's got it.</v>

1703
52:12.030 --> 52:13.530 line:15%
<v ->It's there, I'm telling you.</v>

1704
52:14.800 --> 52:16.770 line:15%
Somewhere deep inside of him.

1705
52:16.770 --> 52:17.603 line:15%
<v ->Who's the first touchdown there?</v>

1706
52:17.603 --> 52:19.370 line:15%
<v ->He has a very methodical drive so far.</v>

1707
52:19.370 --> 52:20.410 line:15%
<v ->He's got it, that's right--</v>

1708
52:20.410 --> 52:21.943 line:15%
tick tick, tick tick, tick tick.

1709
52:22.913 --> 52:23.923 line:15%
<v ->Keep going,</v>

1710
52:23.923 --> 52:25.930 line:15%
just gotta keep going.

1711
52:25.930 --> 52:27.000 line:15%
<v ->It's four o'clock.</v>

1712
52:27.000 --> 52:27.833 line:15%
<v ->All right, fuck.</v>

1713
52:27.833 --> 52:28.666 line:15%
Four o'clock.

1714
52:28.666 --> 52:29.623 line:15%
<v ->Is that your four o'clock alarm?</v>

1715
52:29.623 --> 52:30.456 line:15%
<v ->What?</v>

1716
52:32.053 --> 52:33.784 line:15%
<v ->I hit marking from the last week,</v>

1717
52:33.784 --> 52:34.747 line:15%
so now I'm addicted.

1718
52:34.747 --> 52:36.393 line:15%
Or not last week, Thursday.

1719
52:37.870 --> 52:38.703 line:15%
<v ->Cohen!</v>

1720
52:43.610 --> 52:44.610 line:15%
Oh here, comes--

1721
52:44.610 --> 52:46.810 line:15%
That came out of Matt LeFleur's back pocket.

1722
52:51.672 --> 52:52.903 line:15%
Fuckin' bullshit.

1723
52:54.080 --> 52:55.260 line:15%
<v ->I dunno what I wanna take.</v>

1724
52:55.260 --> 52:56.093 line:15%
<v ->Bull.</v>

1725
52:56.093 --> 52:56.926 line:15%
Shit.

1726
52:58.610 --> 52:59.443 line:15%
<v ->Raiders?</v>

1727
53:02.000 --> 53:03.200 line:15%
Jacksonville?

1728
53:03.200 --> 53:04.900 line:15%
<v ->Hey, we got receiver gloves guy.</v>

1729
53:06.900 --> 53:07.733 line:15%
<v ->Fuck.</v>

1730
53:10.230 --> 53:11.193 line:15%
<v ->No first down.</v>

1731
53:12.880 --> 53:13.713 line:15%
What's the call?

1732
53:14.560 --> 53:15.393 line:15%
<v ->Okay.</v>

1733
53:15.393 --> 53:16.226 line:15%
<v ->Inadvertent flag?</v>

1734
53:16.226 --> 53:17.540 line:15%
<v ->Okay.</v>

1735
53:17.540 --> 53:19.620 line:15%
No, Matt LeFleur legally throwing a flag

1736
53:19.620 --> 53:21.010 line:15%
out of his back pocket.

1737
53:21.010 --> 53:21.903 line:15%
That's a flag.

1738
53:24.980 --> 53:27.990 line:15%
Titans are gonna get the ball back, with--

1739
53:27.990 --> 53:28.823 line:15%
<v ->Six seconds?</v>

1740
53:28.823 --> 53:29.793 line:15%
<v ->30 seconds.</v>

1741
53:31.220 --> 53:32.253 line:15%
30 seconds.

1742
53:33.720 --> 53:36.070 line:15%
<v ->That's enough to throw a Hail Mary.</v>

1743
53:36.070 --> 53:36.913 line:15%
Oh, Mitch!

1744
53:38.564 --> 53:40.770 line:15%
I don't like that they keep showing the Bears game

1745
53:40.770 --> 53:42.940 line:15%
on the fucking quad box and it's faster,

1746
53:42.940 --> 53:44.120 line:15%
and then I gotta look at this little,

1747
53:44.120 --> 53:45.790 line:15%
these little tiny guys running around.

1748
53:45.790 --> 53:46.623 line:15%
No, I, no.

1749
53:46.623 --> 53:48.360 line:15%
I have to know as soon as I can know.

1750
53:52.413 --> 53:53.477 line:15%
<v ->"I have to know</v>
<v ->I have to know right away.</v>

1751
53:53.477 --> 53:54.310
<v ->as soon as I can know."</v>

1752
53:54.310 --> 53:55.252 line:15%
You have to know right away.

1753
53:55.252 --> 53:56.085 line:15%
<v ->You do.</v>

1754
53:56.085 --> 53:56.918 line:15%
<v ->You can't let--</v>

1755
53:56.918 --> 53:57.751 line:15%
You have to.

1756
53:58.680 --> 53:59.833 line:15%
Impossible not to.

1757
54:04.080 --> 54:05.990 line:15%
<v ->I know you want the Bears to win,</v>

1758
54:05.990 --> 54:07.633 line:15%
but at least you'll hit the under.

1759
54:08.977 --> 54:10.680 line:15%
It's a win-win, you know?

1760
54:10.680 --> 54:11.513 line:15%
<v ->Shut up.</v>

1761
54:18.100 --> 54:19.050 line:15%
<v ->Or if they get a touchdown,</v>

1762
54:19.050 --> 54:19.900 line:15%
even if they miss the two point conversion,

1763
54:19.900 --> 54:21.293 line:15%
at least they cover.

1764
54:22.150 --> 54:23.063 line:15%
<v ->And the under.</v>

1765
54:23.063 --> 54:23.896 line:15%
<v ->You can take,</v>

1766
54:23.896 --> 54:25.070 line:15%
you can take solace in that.

1767
54:25.070 --> 54:26.820 line:15%
<v ->The under hits too.</v>

1768
54:28.680 --> 54:29.513 line:15%
Wait, does it?

1769
54:31.889 --> 54:32.763 line:15%
I dunno.

1770
54:32.763 --> 54:34.410 line:15%
I can't do that math.

1771
54:34.410 --> 54:35.253 line:15%
<v ->Cole Beasley.</v>

1772
54:36.900 --> 54:37.836 line:15%
<v ->Oh yeah?</v>

1773
54:37.836 --> 54:38.669 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1774
54:38.669 --> 54:39.502 line:15%
<v ->All right.</v>

1775
54:39.502 --> 54:41.560 line:15%
That's gonna be a pretty high one, too.

1776
54:41.560 --> 54:44.463 line:15%
<v ->Cole Beasley, James Washington.</v>

1777
54:48.910 --> 54:50.240 line:15%
<v ->What's the score of the Tampa game?</v>

1778
54:50.240 --> 54:51.280 line:15%
<v ->What are you doing?</v>

1779
54:51.280 --> 54:52.782 line:15%
<v ->That's gonna take so much time!</v>

1780
54:52.782 --> 54:54.250 line:15%
<v ->Oh, you idiot.</v>

1781
54:54.250 --> 54:57.113 line:15%
<v ->That was beyond dumb.</v>

1782
55:02.780 --> 55:03.847 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, Vrabel's like,</v>

1783
55:03.847 --> 55:05.750 line:15%
"Are you serious, dude?

1784
55:05.750 --> 55:06.850 line:15%
Did that just happen?"

1785
55:12.461 --> 55:14.461 line:15%
(sighs)

1786
55:30.309 --> 55:31.623 line:15%
<v ->That's not great.</v>

1787
55:43.120 --> 55:44.060 line:15%
<v ->How the Panthers--</v>

1788
55:44.060 --> 55:44.980 line:15%
<v ->If the games haven't started,</v>

1789
55:44.980 --> 55:46.820 line:15%
you can still bet Big Cat's, uh--

1790
55:46.820 --> 55:48.240 line:15%
<v ->Oh, we need a fumble here.</v>

1791
55:48.240 --> 55:50.410 line:15%
<v ->Parlay.</v>
<v ->Fumble guys, guys.</v>

1792
55:50.410 --> 55:51.798 line:15%
Guys.

1793
55:51.798 --> 55:52.631 line:15%
<v ->They're not gonna get--</v>

1794
55:52.631 --> 55:54.770 line:15%
<v ->Guys, lateral, lateral fumbles,</v>

1795
55:54.770 --> 55:56.280 line:15%
lateral fumbles,

1796
55:56.280 --> 55:58.310 line:15%
lateral fumbles.

1797
55:58.310 --> 55:59.143 line:15%
He clocked it?

1798
55:59.143 --> 56:00.500 line:15%
<v ->He spiked it with zero seconds left.</v>

1799
56:00.500 --> 56:02.300 line:15%
<v ->He spiked it with one second left?</v>

1800
56:05.870 --> 56:07.370 line:15%
<v ->Lateral fumbles, guys.</v>

1801
56:07.370 --> 56:08.323 line:15%
One time.

1802
56:10.150 --> 56:11.230 line:15%
Lateral fumbles.

1803
56:11.230 --> 56:12.170 line:15%
<v ->I'm OK with that.</v>

1804
56:12.170 --> 56:13.493 line:15%
<v ->Lateral fumbles.</v>

1805
56:15.950 --> 56:17.459 line:15%
<v ->Game's over.</v>

1806
56:17.459 --> 56:18.292 line:15%
<v ->That's what they said?</v>

1807
56:18.292 --> 56:19.530 line:15%
<v ->Yep.</v>
<v ->Damn. We got robbed.</v>

1808
56:19.530 --> 56:21.327 line:15%
<v ->Can't they review that?</v>

1809
56:21.327 --> 56:22.660 line:15%
<v ->We got robbed.</v>

1810
56:24.440 --> 56:25.273 line:15%
Ha.

1811
56:28.152 --> 56:28.985 line:15%
Ugh.

1812
56:30.755 --> 56:32.470 line:15%
Looked like he had it.

1813
56:32.470 --> 56:34.220 line:15%
<v ->Texans, double winner.</v>

1814
56:34.220 --> 56:35.343 line:15%
Chicken rat dog.

1815
56:37.100 --> 56:37.963 line:15%
That was huge.

1816
56:39.649 --> 56:41.178 line:15%
<v ->What just happened in that game?</v>

1817
56:41.178 --> 56:42.011 line:15%
What just happened?

1818
56:42.011 --> 56:43.120 line:15%
<v ->Incomplete pass.</v>

1819
56:43.120 --> 56:44.133 line:15%
<v ->Oh Jesus.</v>

1820
56:46.380 --> 56:47.850 line:15%
<v ->Eagles are gonna tie this up,</v>

1821
56:47.850 --> 56:49.050 line:15%
if not win it out right.

1822
56:58.050 --> 56:59.090 line:15%
<v ->I have to watch--</v>

1823
56:59.090 --> 56:59.923 line:15%
<v ->It's a big down.</v>

1824
56:59.923 --> 57:01.434 line:15%
<v ->These fucking tiny people run around.</v>

1825
57:01.434 --> 57:02.490 line:15%
I'm just tryin' to--

1826
57:02.490 --> 57:03.323 line:15%
<v PFT Commenter>Get up closer.</v>

1827
57:03.323 --> 57:04.156 line:15%
Yeah.

1828
57:10.160 --> 57:11.103 line:15%
<v Marty>Oh gosh.</v>

1829
57:15.200 --> 57:17.180 line:15%
<v ->Fourth and ten comin' up for the Bears.</v>

1830
57:17.180 --> 57:18.713 line:15%
Season on the line.

1831
57:19.840 --> 57:20.673 line:15%
<v ->Yep.</v>

1832
57:22.640 --> 57:24.433 line:15%
<v ->This could be everything.</v>

1833
57:26.372 --> 57:27.530 line:15%
<v ->Oh, I'm very concerned</v>

1834
57:27.530 --> 57:28.363 line:15%
for the outcome of this play.

1835
57:28.363 --> 57:30.183 line:15%
<v ->Over two on fourth down conversions today.</v>

1836
57:32.280 --> 57:33.113 line:15%
Mitchell.

1837
57:39.242 --> 57:40.400 line:15%
<v ->Please, Mitch.</v>

1838
57:40.400 --> 57:41.233 line:15%
Please, Mitch.

1839
57:41.233 --> 57:44.090 line:15%
Please, please, please, please, please, Mitch.

1840
57:44.090 --> 57:46.500 line:15%
Please, please Mitch.

1841
57:46.500 --> 57:47.500 line:15%
Please, Mitch.

1842
57:47.500 --> 57:48.420 line:15%
<v ->He drops back.</v>

1843
57:48.420 --> 57:49.446 line:15%
<v ->Please, Mitch.</v>

1844
57:49.446 --> 57:50.320 line:15%
<v ->Rolls out.</v>

1845
57:50.320 --> 57:53.190 line:15%
<v ->Please, please, please, please, please!</v>

1846
57:53.190 --> 57:54.410 line:15%
<v ->Across his body.</v>

1847
57:54.410 --> 57:55.243 line:15%
<v ->Pull it!</v>

1848
57:56.421 --> 57:57.254 line:15%
(sighs)

1849
57:57.254 --> 57:58.700 line:15%
<v Hank>That's the ball game.</v>

1850
57:58.700 --> 57:59.963 line:15%
<v ->We have two time outs.</v>

1851
58:01.290 --> 58:02.810 line:15%
Don't say that, Hank.

1852
58:02.810 --> 58:03.643 line:15%
We're not dead.

1853
58:06.620 --> 58:07.453 line:15%
<v ->Okay.</v>

1854
58:17.040 --> 58:18.723 line:15%
<v ->I hear Pittsburgh's eight and five.</v>

1855
58:21.170 --> 58:22.643 line:15%
<v ->The Eagles are about to win.</v>

1856
58:24.920 --> 58:26.219 line:15%
<v ->I'm okay with that.</v>

1857
58:26.219 --> 58:29.469 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1858
58:37.510 --> 58:38.383 line:15%
Three lie!

1859
58:40.520 --> 58:41.933 line:15%
<v ->What, what did you just say?</v>

1860
58:43.100 --> 58:44.860 line:15%
<v ->Did you get fooled by the,</v>

1861
58:44.860 --> 58:45.770 line:15%
replay again?

1862
58:45.770 --> 58:47.270 line:15%
<v ->No, it was just a sick pass.</v>

1863
58:56.210 --> 58:57.043 line:15%
<v ->Carson...</v>

1864
58:57.043 --> 58:59.330 line:15%
<v ->Eagles touchdown, maybe?</v>

1865
58:59.330 --> 59:00.723 line:15%
Touchdown Eagles.

1866
59:02.760 --> 59:03.593 line:15%
<v ->Bears.</v>

1867
59:07.840 --> 59:09.393 line:15%
<v ->The Bears, baby.</v>

1868
59:10.900 --> 59:11.733 line:15%
The winner.

1869
59:11.733 --> 59:13.023 line:15%
Fuckin' Bears.

1870
59:13.023 --> 59:15.451 line:15%
<v ->3 and 0 right there, 3 and 1.</v>

1871
59:15.451 --> 59:18.701 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1872
59:24.758 --> 59:25.675 line:15%
<v ->Oh, what?</v>

1873
59:26.681 --> 59:27.631 line:15%
<v ->What he say about his family?</v>

1874
59:27.631 --> 59:28.620 line:15%
<v ->I dunno.</v>

1875
59:28.620 --> 59:30.700 line:15%
He's horrendous at something.

1876
59:30.700 --> 59:31.870 line:15%
<v Several Men>Charades?</v>

1877
59:31.870 --> 59:33.520 line:15%
<v ->Do people really play Charades?</v>

1878
59:38.680 --> 59:39.870 line:15%
I bet you'd be good at Charades.

1879
59:39.870 --> 59:41.033 line:15%
<v ->I'd be fantastic.</v>

1880
59:42.840 --> 59:44.140 line:15%
<v ->We should play Charades.</v>

1881
59:45.940 --> 59:47.590 line:15%
<v ->I don't think anybody actually plays Charades.</v>

1882
59:47.590 --> 59:49.040 line:15%
I think it's just a TV thing.

1883
59:51.280 --> 59:52.440 line:15%
<v ->No, you definitely play Charades</v>

1884
59:52.440 --> 59:53.273 line:15%
around the holidays.

1885
59:53.273 --> 59:54.320 line:15%
With relatives you don't

1886
59:54.320 --> 59:55.310 line:15%
get along that well with.

1887
59:55.310 --> 59:56.610 line:15%
<v ->Have you ever played Charades?</v>

1888
59:56.610 --> 59:57.960 line:15%
<v ->I have.</v>

1889
59:57.960 --> 59:59.270 line:15%
<v ->I don't believe you.</v>

1890
59:59.270 --> 01:00:00.103 line:15%
<v ->Okay.</v>

1891
01:00:00.103 --> 01:00:01.310 line:15%
That's a weird thing to not believe me about.

1892
01:00:01.310 --> 01:00:02.903 line:15%
<v ->Would be a weird lie.</v>

1893
01:00:04.500 --> 01:00:05.719 line:15%
<v ->I don't play it constantly.</v>

1894
01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:08.969 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1895
01:00:21.058 --> 01:00:22.100 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, but that wasn't--</v>

1896
01:00:22.100 --> 01:00:23.491 line:15%
That's not pass interference.

1897
01:00:23.491 --> 01:00:26.741 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1898
01:00:37.862 --> 01:00:38.695 line:15%
<v ->What did you guys take?</v>

1899
01:00:38.695 --> 01:00:39.613 line:15%
Rams? Cowboys?

1900
01:00:41.295 --> 01:00:42.180 line:15%
<v ->I took the Rams.</v>

1901
01:00:42.180 --> 01:00:43.013 line:15%
<v ->I took Cowboys.</v>

1902
01:00:43.013 --> 01:00:44.080 line:15%
Everybody else felt Rams.

1903
01:00:48.830 --> 01:00:50.223 line:15%
<v ->I took the Jaguars.</v>

1904
01:00:51.430 --> 01:00:52.490 line:15%
<v ->You don't sound like you believe</v>

1905
01:00:52.490 --> 01:00:53.323 line:15%
in that pick.

1906
01:00:53.323 --> 01:00:54.533 line:15%
<v ->No, that was just a guess.</v>

1907
01:00:56.246 --> 01:00:57.846 line:15%
And I took the Chargers as well.

1908
01:01:08.698 --> 01:01:09.531 line:15%
<v ->That's pass interference.</v>

1909
01:01:09.531 --> 01:01:10.940 line:15%
<v ->That is kinda pass interference, though.</v>

1910
01:01:10.940 --> 01:01:13.340 line:15%
<v ->Absolutely it is!</v>

1911
01:01:13.340 --> 01:01:14.319 line:15%
<v ->That's pass interference.</v>

1912
01:01:14.319 --> 01:01:15.152 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

1913
01:01:15.152 --> 01:01:16.003 line:15%
<v ->He got mugged.</v>

1914
01:01:17.760 --> 01:01:18.593 line:15%
<v ->It's fuckin' muggy, mate.</v>

1915
01:01:18.593 --> 01:01:20.280 line:15%
<v ->Do the refs have integrity, or no?</v>

1916
01:01:20.280 --> 01:01:21.113 line:15%
<v ->No.</v>

1917
01:01:21.113 --> 01:01:21.946 line:15%
<v ->You can't jump for the ball</v>

1918
01:01:21.946 --> 01:01:23.564 line:15%
if the guy's got your arms, holdin' 'em down.

1919
01:01:23.564 --> 01:01:26.814 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1920
01:01:33.597 --> 01:01:35.930 line:15%
(sighs)

1921
01:01:35.930 --> 01:01:37.806 line:15%
<v ->Pretty good return for the Redskins.</v>

1922
01:01:37.806 --> 01:01:41.056 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1923
01:01:47.560 --> 01:01:48.393 line:15%
<v ->They don't.</v>

1924
01:01:48.393 --> 01:01:49.690 line:15%
The refs have no integrity.

1925
01:01:51.552 --> 01:01:52.510 line:15%
<v ->It's a shame.</v>

1926
01:01:52.510 --> 01:01:55.760 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1927
01:02:00.880 --> 01:02:01.713 line:15%
<v ->Where's the ball?</v>

1928
01:02:01.713 --> 01:02:02.748 line:15%
On the 40?

1929
01:02:02.748 --> 01:02:05.998 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1930
01:02:20.335 --> 01:02:21.168 line:15%
<v ->Redskins.</v>

1931
01:02:21.168 --> 01:02:22.001 line:15%
<v ->Redskins.</v>

1932
01:02:22.001 --> 01:02:23.010 line:15%
Don't.

1933
01:02:23.010 --> 01:02:24.003 line:15%
Don't you dare.

1934
01:02:25.900 --> 01:02:26.733 line:15%
<v ->We're at least gonna have</v>

1935
01:02:26.733 --> 01:02:27.566 line:15%
a Hail Mary attempt,

1936
01:02:27.566 --> 01:02:28.873 line:15%
which will be nice.

1937
01:02:30.590 --> 01:02:31.880 line:15%
<v ->That will be nice.</v>

1938
01:02:31.880 --> 01:02:32.923 line:15%
See Dwayne chuck it.

1939
01:02:33.770 --> 01:02:35.110 line:15%
<v ->Hail Mary.</v>

1940
01:02:35.110 --> 01:02:36.203 line:15%
All right folks.

1941
01:02:37.210 --> 01:02:38.043 line:15%
Betting out.

1942
01:02:38.043 --> 01:02:39.100 line:15%
The Witching Hour is wrapping up.

1943
01:02:39.100 --> 01:02:41.040 line:15%
It was pretty much a disaster

1944
01:02:41.040 --> 01:02:42.100 line:15%
for everyone but Mush.

1945
01:02:42.100 --> 01:02:43.360 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I did great.</v>

1946
01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:45.090 line:15%
Great. (mumbles)

1947
01:02:45.090 --> 01:02:45.923 line:15%
I'm hot.

1948
01:02:45.923 --> 01:02:47.700 line:15%
<v ->How many did you win?</v>

1949
01:02:47.700 --> 01:02:48.850 line:15%
<v ->If that one stays,</v>

1950
01:02:48.850 --> 01:02:49.950 line:15%
it'll be four and one.

1951
01:02:50.926 --> 01:02:51.759 line:15%
<v ->That's pretty good.</v>

1952
01:02:51.759 --> 01:02:52.592 line:15%
That's pretty shocking.

1953
01:02:57.000 --> 01:02:58.890 line:15%
<v ->Brandon, were you 0 for?</v>

1954
01:02:58.890 --> 01:03:00.030 line:15%
<v ->I went one for two.</v>

1955
01:03:00.030 --> 01:03:01.543 line:15%
Oh no, one and two, excuse me.

1956
01:03:01.543 --> 01:03:02.493 line:15%
<v ->0 for gopher?</v>

1957
01:03:03.410 --> 01:03:05.227 line:15%
<v ->I won Texans moneyline.</v>

1958
01:03:09.089 --> 01:03:10.500 line:15%
<v ->DJ Mora?</v>

1959
01:03:10.500 --> 01:03:11.600 line:15%
Is that game still on?

1960
01:03:13.470 --> 01:03:14.303 line:15%
<v ->Throw it, Haskins--</v>

1961
01:03:14.303 --> 01:03:15.136 line:15%
<v ->Is North Carolina still on?</v>

1962
01:03:15.136 --> 01:03:16.350 line:15%
<v ->That's not really gonna...</v>

1963
01:03:16.350 --> 01:03:17.600 line:15%
<v ->What about the Wombats?</v>

1964
01:03:18.719 --> 01:03:19.680 line:15%
Are you guys still in it?

1965
01:03:19.680 --> 01:03:20.513 line:15%
<v ->No.</v>

1966
01:03:20.513 --> 01:03:21.595 line:15%
<v ->Six seconds.</v>

1967
01:03:21.595 --> 01:03:25.505 line:15%
<v ->We're out.</v>

1968
01:03:25.505 --> 01:03:28.755 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1969
01:03:50.450 --> 01:03:52.193 line:15%
Let's see this Hail Mary here.

1970
01:03:53.137 --> 01:03:56.387 line:15%
(muffled TV announcer)

1971
01:03:57.383 --> 01:03:58.216 line:15%
Oop, sacked.

1972
01:03:58.216 --> 01:03:59.049 line:15%
<v ->That's not it.</v>

1973
01:03:59.049 --> 01:04:00.107 line:15%
They still gotta time out.

1974
01:04:00.107 --> 01:04:01.030 line:15%
Oh.

1975
01:04:01.030 --> 01:04:02.010 line:15%
<v ->Oh, is that...</v>

1976
01:04:02.010 --> 01:04:03.097 line:15%
<v ->Oh fuck,</v>
<v ->Wait, is that for anything?</v>

1977
01:04:03.097 --> 01:04:04.659 line:15%
<v ->I have the Redskins.</v>

1978
01:04:04.659 --> 01:04:05.960 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, I have the Redskins.</v>

1979
01:04:05.960 --> 01:04:08.433 line:15%
And I just lost the Redskins.

1980
01:04:08.433 --> 01:04:10.280 line:15%
Are you fucking serious?

1981
01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:11.300 line:15%
Are you serious?

1982
01:04:11.300 --> 01:04:13.107 line:15%
<v ->That was the--</v>

1983
01:04:13.107 --> 01:04:15.279 line:15%
Was that six and a half?

1984
01:04:15.279 --> 01:04:16.453 line:15%
<v ->I had seven.</v>

1985
01:04:16.453 --> 01:04:17.840 line:15%
<v ->Oh, God.</v>

1986
01:04:17.840 --> 01:04:19.080 line:15%
<v ->Oh, God bless America.</v>

1987
01:04:19.080 --> 01:04:20.193 line:15%
<v ->That's tough.</v>

1988
01:04:22.340 --> 01:04:23.410 line:15%
<v ->That's disgusting.</v>

1989
01:04:23.410 --> 01:04:24.403 line:15%
<v ->That hurts.</v>

1990
01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:30.153 line:15%
<v ->Oh my God.</v>

1991
01:04:30.153 --> 01:04:31.410 line:15%
<v ->What was he doing?</v>

1992
01:04:31.410 --> 01:04:33.130 line:15%
<v ->He tried to get the ball off.</v>

1993
01:04:33.130 --> 01:04:34.110 line:15%
<v ->Oh my God,</v>

1994
01:04:34.110 --> 01:04:35.810 line:15%
I didn't even, like, consider

1995
01:04:35.810 --> 01:04:37.870 line:15%
that I could lose that game.

1996
01:04:37.870 --> 01:04:39.040 line:15%
<v ->Oh, Dwayne.</v>

1997
01:04:39.040 --> 01:04:40.443 line:15%
<v ->Oh, my God.</v>

1998
01:04:40.443 --> 01:04:41.520 line:15%
<v ->Oh that fat bastard.</v>

1999
01:04:41.520 --> 01:04:44.003 line:15%
<v ->I didn't even have that on my radar.</v>

2000
01:04:45.712 --> 01:04:47.295 line:15%
<v ->Oh, is he down?</v>

2001
01:04:47.295 --> 01:04:48.128 line:15%
<v ->No.</v>

2002
01:04:48.128 --> 01:04:48.961 line:15%
He made it.

2003
01:04:48.961 --> 01:04:50.363 line:15%
<v ->Oh my God.</v>

2004
01:04:50.363 --> 01:04:51.917 line:15%
<v ->There was nobody even over there.</v>

2005
01:04:51.917 --> 01:04:53.000 line:15%
<v ->Was he trying to lateral that,</v>

2006
01:04:53.000 --> 01:04:54.060 line:15%
or was that just a fumble?

2007
01:04:54.060 --> 01:04:54.893 line:15%
<v ->No, he was trying to lateral.</v>

2008
01:04:54.893 --> 01:04:56.053 line:15%
He did it on purpose.

2009
01:04:56.916 --> 01:04:58.630 line:15%
<v ->That one just hurts.</v>

2010
01:04:58.630 --> 01:05:00.270 line:15%
That one makes you clench your asshole.

2011
01:05:00.270 --> 01:05:01.103 line:15%
<v ->That.</v>

2012
01:05:02.090 --> 01:05:03.025 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, he was in.</v>

2013
01:05:03.025 --> 01:05:03.858 line:15%
<v ->That's not,</v>

2014
01:05:03.858 --> 01:05:04.980 line:15%
That's not right.

2015
01:05:04.980 --> 01:05:05.820 line:15%
<v ->Sorry, Dan.</v>

2016
01:05:07.345 --> 01:05:08.359 line:15%
<v ->Everything sucks.</v>

2017
01:05:08.359 --> 01:05:10.627 line:15%
I don't fuckin' care anymore.

2018
01:05:10.627 --> 01:05:12.930 line:15%
That's fuckin' bullshit.

2019
01:05:12.930 --> 01:05:14.690 line:15%
<v ->I wish I was just part of that.</v>

2020
01:05:14.690 --> 01:05:15.523 line:15%
<v ->Yeah.</v>

2021
01:05:15.523 --> 01:05:17.267 line:15%
<v ->I just want to be part of it.</v>

2022
01:05:20.180 --> 01:05:21.013 line:15%
<v ->The Chargers with some</v>

2023
01:05:21.013 --> 01:05:22.000 line:15%
phenomenal uniforms today.

2024
01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:22.833 line:15%
<v ->I can't believe that just happened.</v>

2025
01:05:22.833 --> 01:05:24.466 line:15%
<v ->Are the Chargers going already?</v>

2026
01:05:24.466 --> 01:05:25.299 line:15%
<v ->What a shock.</v>

2027
01:05:25.299 --> 01:05:26.160 line:15%
<v ->Phenomenal uniforms.</v>

2028
01:05:26.160 --> 01:05:27.880 line:15%
<v ->Or is that the Vikings?</v>

2029
01:05:27.880 --> 01:05:28.980 line:15%
<v ->It's the Vikings scoring.</v>

2030
01:05:28.980 --> 01:05:29.813 line:15%
<v ->Oh, shit.</v>

2031
01:05:29.813 --> 01:05:30.646 line:15%
<v ->I'm in shock.</v>

2032
01:05:30.646 --> 01:05:31.479 line:15%
<v ->Goddammit.</v>

2033
01:05:32.870 --> 01:05:34.923 line:15%
<v ->Nothin' worse than that.</v>
<v ->Did you just get it, Jack?</v>

2034
01:05:40.390 --> 01:05:41.730 line:15%
<v ->Except we don't need your attitude, Jack.</v>

2035
01:05:41.730 --> 01:05:42.902 line:15%
Just leave it.

2036
01:05:42.902 --> 01:05:44.856 line:15%
It's all right.

2037
01:05:44.856 --> 01:05:46.740 line:15%
<v ->All right, well Chargers look bad already.</v>

2038
01:05:46.740 --> 01:05:48.540 line:15%
<v ->How the fuck did that just happen?</v>

2039
01:05:49.480 --> 01:05:51.110 line:15%
<v ->That.</v>

2040
01:05:51.110 --> 01:05:51.979 line:15%
<v ->That's why they call it the Witching Hour.</v>

2041
01:05:51.979 --> 01:05:54.143 line:15%
<v ->That's so fucked up.</v>

2042
01:05:54.143 --> 01:05:56.333 line:15%
<v ->That one came outta nowhere though.</v>

2043
01:05:56.333 --> 01:05:58.947 line:15%
<v ->I never even was considering it, Marty!</v>

2044
01:05:58.947 --> 01:05:59.780 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, it's gross.</v>

2045
01:05:59.780 --> 01:06:01.630 line:15%
<v ->A sickening end to a already</v>

2046
01:06:01.630 --> 01:06:02.589 line:15%
relatively depressing Witching Hour.

2047
01:06:02.589 --> 01:06:03.422 line:15%
<v ->Fumble.</v>

2048
01:06:03.422 --> 01:06:04.977 line:15%
Dwayne Haskins just fucking threw it backwards.

2049
01:06:04.977 --> 01:06:06.161 line:15%
<v ->For no reason.</v>

2050
01:06:06.161 --> 01:06:08.040 line:15%
<v ->Fuck you, Dwayne Haskins.</v>

2051
01:06:08.040 --> 01:06:11.588 line:15%
<v ->There is only one way this can be turned around.</v>

2052
01:06:11.588 --> 01:06:12.505 line:15%
Although...
<v ->You've still got 38 seconds</v>

2053
01:06:12.505 --> 01:06:13.563 line:15%
left on the Bears season.

2054
01:06:14.510 --> 01:06:17.130 line:15%
<v ->I had the Bears</v>

2055
01:06:17.130 --> 01:06:17.963 line:15%
in a parlay,

2056
01:06:17.963 --> 01:06:18.796 line:15%
and if they somehow win

2057
01:06:18.796 --> 01:06:20.950 line:15%
that one'll just get fucked by the Redskins.

2058
01:06:24.249 --> 01:06:25.220 line:15%
But I don't think that's gonna happen.

2059
01:06:25.220 --> 01:06:26.100 line:15%
<v ->What's up?</v>

2060
01:06:26.100 --> 01:06:26.933 line:15%
<v ->Just checking.</v>

2061
01:06:27.970 --> 01:06:28.913 line:15%
I heard a noise.

2062
01:06:30.587 --> 01:06:33.050 line:15%
<v ->Live look at Marty's twit, tweet.</v>

2063
01:06:33.050 --> 01:06:34.874 line:15%
<v ->You guys all seem very relaxed right now.</v>

2064
01:06:34.874 --> 01:06:36.233 line:15%
<v ->"I wish I was a part of that</v>

2065
01:06:36.233 --> 01:06:37.548 line:15%
Eagles-Redskins game."

2066
01:06:37.548 --> 01:06:38.440 line:15%
<v ->Fuck you, Dwayne Haskins.</v>

2067
01:06:38.440 --> 01:06:39.633 line:15%
<v ->Not him, he doesn't.</v>

2068
01:06:41.200 --> 01:06:42.270 line:15%
<v ->I wish I had,</v>

2069
01:06:42.270 --> 01:06:44.080 line:15%
I wish I could get my anger up a little bit more,

2070
01:06:44.080 --> 01:06:46.690 line:15%
because I just didn't even see it coming.

2071
01:06:46.690 --> 01:06:48.180 line:15%
You know when it like blindsides you,

2072
01:06:48.180 --> 01:06:49.013 line:15%
and you're just like,

2073
01:06:49.013 --> 01:06:49.846 line:15%
"Wait, what?"

2074
01:06:53.500 --> 01:06:54.960 line:15%
<v ->It's gonna hurt much worse later on</v>

2075
01:06:54.960 --> 01:06:56.870 line:15%
when you're doing calculations

2076
01:06:56.870 --> 01:06:58.170 line:15%
and are just like, "What?"

2077
01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:01.920 line:15%
<v ->Bears are gonna get a fuckin' Hail Mary.</v>

2078
01:07:01.920 --> 01:07:03.650 line:15%
I'm telling you man,

2079
01:07:03.650 --> 01:07:04.483 line:15%
let's go.

2080
01:07:06.310 --> 01:07:07.143 line:15%
Why not?

2081
01:07:07.143 --> 01:07:09.608 line:15%
Why not us?
<v Marty>Why not us?</v>

2082
01:07:09.608 --> 01:07:10.708 line:15%
<v ->I hope that happens.</v>

2083
01:07:13.090 --> 01:07:15.170 line:15%
<v ->Cannot believe that, Redskins.</v>

2084
01:07:15.170 --> 01:07:16.100 line:15%
How does that happen?

2085
01:07:16.100 --> 01:07:18.120 line:15%
<v ->So, we do need to figure out</v>

2086
01:07:18.120 --> 01:07:19.180 line:15%
who gets the higher draft pick

2087
01:07:19.180 --> 01:07:20.670 line:15%
from the Giants and Dolphins now.

2088
01:07:20.670 --> 01:07:21.873 line:15%
<v ->And the Redskins.</v>
<v ->And the Redskins.</v>

2089
01:07:21.873 --> 01:07:24.230 line:15%
<v ->Fuckin' Redskins, you fucks.</v>

2090
01:07:25.135 --> 01:07:25.968 line:15%
You fucks.

2091
01:07:25.968 --> 01:07:27.097 line:15%
<v ->Somebody's gonna have the number two pick.</v>

2092
01:07:27.097 --> 01:07:29.880 line:15%
<v ->Fuck you, Dwayne Haskins.</v>

2093
01:07:29.880 --> 01:07:30.713 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, they all have three.</v>

2094
01:07:30.713 --> 01:07:31.690 line:15%
<v ->You fucking asshole.</v>

2095
01:07:31.690 --> 01:07:32.793 line:15%
<v ->Oh, Bears!</v>

2096
01:07:33.870 --> 01:07:35.080 line:15%
Out of bounds!

2097
01:07:35.080 --> 01:07:35.913 line:15%
At the 40?

2098
01:07:37.280 --> 01:07:38.113 line:15%
<v ->Clock stops?</v>

2099
01:07:38.113 --> 01:07:38.946 line:15%
All right.

2100
01:07:38.946 --> 01:07:39.830 line:15%
Well, we got a Hail Mary at least.

2101
01:07:39.830 --> 01:07:41.220 line:15%
<v ->Who said that didn't mean anything?</v>

2102
01:07:41.220 --> 01:07:42.777 line:15%
Or was like, "Does that mean anything?"

2103
01:07:44.746 --> 01:07:46.217 line:15%
There you go Raiders, black hole baby.

2104
01:07:46.217 --> 01:07:47.500 line:15%
<v ->Ah, shit.</v>

2105
01:07:47.500 --> 01:07:48.333 line:15%
<v ->Black hole.</v>

2106
01:07:48.333 --> 01:07:49.166 line:15%
<v ->Everything's falling a-fuckin' part.</v>

2107
01:07:49.166 --> 01:07:49.999 line:15%
<v ->It's the last part of the,</v>

2108
01:07:49.999 --> 01:07:50.832 line:15%
it's the last game
<v ->Oh shit!</v>

2109
01:07:50.832 --> 01:07:51.665 line:15%
of the black hole.

2110
01:07:51.665 --> 01:07:52.580 line:15%
All right, Bears!

2111
01:07:52.580 --> 01:07:53.413 line:15%
Come on!

2112
01:07:56.440 --> 01:07:57.273 line:15%
<v ->You bet against them</v>

2113
01:07:57.273 --> 01:07:59.450 line:15%
on the last day of them being in Oakland?

2114
01:07:59.450 --> 01:08:00.560 line:15%
<v ->I gotta be honest,</v>

2115
01:08:00.560 --> 01:08:01.393 line:15%
let me see what I picked.

2116
01:08:01.393 --> 01:08:02.513 line:15%
<v ->We're not dead yet.</v>

2117
01:08:04.450 --> 01:08:05.283 line:15%
<v ->I think I did.</v>

2118
01:08:05.283 --> 01:08:06.116 line:15%
<v ->We're not dead.</v>

2119
01:08:06.116 --> 01:08:07.300 line:15%
Which TV's fastest?

2120
01:08:07.300 --> 01:08:08.133 line:15%
<v ->Middle.</v>

2121
01:08:08.133 --> 01:08:08.966 line:15%
<v ->Bottom middle.</v>

2122
01:08:10.856 --> 01:08:11.689 line:15%
<v ->You know what, I didn't even mark the game.</v>

2123
01:08:11.689 --> 01:08:13.230 line:15%
<v ->They're working that sideline.</v>

2124
01:08:14.310 --> 01:08:15.637 line:15%
<v ->Do it again, do it again, do it again.</v>

2125
01:08:15.637 --> 01:08:18.106 line:15%
Get 10 more yards, get 10 more yards.

2126
01:08:18.106 --> 01:08:20.160 line:15%
You have nine seconds, you have 10 more yards.

2127
01:08:20.160 --> 01:08:20.993 line:15%
Easily.

2128
01:08:20.993 --> 01:08:23.140 line:15%
<v Marty>I have the under on the Bears here.</v>

2129
01:08:26.500 --> 01:08:27.900 line:15%
<v ->This could be an all time moment.</v>

2130
01:08:27.900 --> 01:08:28.770 line:15%
<v ->Could be an all time moment.</v>

2131
01:08:28.770 --> 01:08:29.872 line:15%
<v Marty>What's 21 plus 19?</v>

2132
01:08:29.872 --> 01:08:31.840 line:15%
<v ->Retweet the stream.</v>
<v ->40.</v>

2133
01:08:31.840 --> 01:08:32.673 line:15%
<v ->Oof.</v>

2134
01:08:32.673 --> 01:08:33.506 line:15%
<v ->Retweet the stream,</v>

2135
01:08:33.506 --> 01:08:35.040 line:15%
this could be an all time moment.

2136
01:08:41.090 --> 01:08:41.923 line:15%
Here we go.

2137
01:08:43.459 --> 01:08:45.230 line:15%
<v ->Look at Eli's dead eyes.</v>

2138
01:08:45.230 --> 01:08:46.459 line:15%
<v ->One more quick pass!</v>

2139
01:08:46.459 --> 01:08:47.428 line:15%
Mitch!

2140
01:08:47.428 --> 01:08:48.490 line:15%
No, you can't get sacked!

2141
01:08:48.490 --> 01:08:49.810 line:15%
You can't get sacked!

2142
01:08:49.810 --> 01:08:50.643 line:15%
Someone's open.

2143
01:08:51.512 --> 01:08:52.891 line:15%
<v All>Oh!</v>

2144
01:08:52.891 --> 01:08:54.617 line:15%
<v ->One second! We got one second!</v>

2145
01:08:54.617 --> 01:08:56.157 line:15%
<v ->That was it, that was it!</v>

2146
01:08:56.157 --> 01:08:58.061 line:15%
<v ->It was in his hands!</v>

2147
01:08:58.061 --> 01:08:59.205 line:15%
<v Marty>Oh, you stupid bastard.</v>

2148
01:08:59.205 --> 01:09:00.038 line:15%
<v ->It was in his hands!</v>

2149
01:09:00.038 --> 01:09:00.955 line:15%
<v All>Oh!</v>

2150
01:09:01.920 --> 01:09:03.570 line:15%
<v ->Fuck!</v>
<v ->You gotta catch that.</v>

2151
01:09:03.570 --> 01:09:04.433 line:15%
Feet in.

2152
01:09:05.348 --> 01:09:06.580 line:15%
Who is that schmuck?

2153
01:09:06.580 --> 01:09:07.413 line:15%
<v ->Dude.</v>

2154
01:09:10.610 --> 01:09:12.304 line:15%
<v ->You gotta catch that.</v>

2155
01:09:12.304 --> 01:09:14.243 line:15%
<v ->Why does he toe tap at the end?</v>

2156
01:09:14.243 --> 01:09:16.033 line:15%
<v ->Oh, fuck.</v>

2157
01:09:16.940 --> 01:09:18.610 line:15%
Jesus Christ.

2158
01:09:18.610 --> 01:09:19.820 line:15%
<v ->Oh, we got alligator armed.</v>

2159
01:09:19.820 --> 01:09:20.730 line:15%
<v ->He's got another shot.</v>

2160
01:09:20.730 --> 01:09:23.050 line:15%
<v ->I think he woulda been out anyways.</v>

2161
01:09:23.050 --> 01:09:23.910 line:15%
<v ->Jesus Christ.</v>

2162
01:09:23.910 --> 01:09:25.660 line:15%
<v ->Alligator doctor.</v>

2163
01:09:25.660 --> 01:09:26.980 line:15%
<v ->Come on, come on.</v>

2164
01:09:26.980 --> 01:09:30.880 line:15%
One time, one time, one time, one time.

2165
01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:32.323 line:15%
One time, why not.

2166
01:09:32.323 --> 01:09:33.640 line:15%
Why not?

2167
01:09:33.640 --> 01:09:34.473 line:15%
Why not?

2168
01:09:34.473 --> 01:09:35.306 line:15%
Which TV?

2169
01:09:35.306 --> 01:09:36.139 line:15%
What is that?

2170
01:09:36.139 --> 01:09:37.550 line:15%
<v ->Oh, weird play.</v>

2171
01:09:37.550 --> 01:09:38.383 line:15%
<v ->Whoa.</v>

2172
01:09:38.383 --> 01:09:39.216 line:15%
<v ->Weird play.</v>

2173
01:09:39.216 --> 01:09:40.129 line:15%
<v All>Oh.</v>

2174
01:09:40.129 --> 01:09:41.570 line:15%
<v ->Back to Mitch!</v>

2175
01:09:41.570 --> 01:09:42.450 line:15%
<v ->Mitch toss--</v>

2176
01:09:42.450 --> 01:09:43.400 line:15%
Toss it, Mitch.

2177
01:09:43.400 --> 01:09:45.090 line:15%
<v ->Get rid of it, Mitch!</v>

2178
01:09:45.090 --> 01:09:45.923 line:15%
<v ->Oh!</v>

2179
01:09:45.923 --> 01:09:46.756 line:15%
<v ->Wait a minute.</v>

2180
01:09:46.756 --> 01:09:47.895 line:15%
Wait a minute.

2181
01:09:47.895 --> 01:09:48.972 line:15%
<v ->Oh!</v>

2182
01:09:48.972 --> 01:09:50.910 line:15%
(all groaning)

2183
01:09:50.910 --> 01:09:51.943 line:15%
<v ->He had 'em, too!</v>

2184
01:09:52.990 --> 01:09:53.823 line:15%
The fuckin',

2185
01:09:53.823 --> 01:09:55.534 line:15%
he had 'em, for one last pitch--

2186
01:09:55.534 --> 01:09:58.080 line:15%
(all yelling)

2187
01:09:58.080 --> 01:09:59.680 line:15%
<v ->Number 12 was open!</v>

2188
01:09:59.680 --> 01:10:02.213 line:15%
<v ->Alan Robinson was ready to walk in!</v>

2189
01:10:05.490 --> 01:10:06.570 line:15%
<v ->I'll take the under, you know?</v>

2190
01:10:06.570 --> 01:10:07.610 line:15%
<v Big Cat>I told you,</v>

2191
01:10:07.610 --> 01:10:10.250 line:15%
die a billion times this game.

2192
01:10:10.250 --> 01:10:11.650 line:15%
<v ->I'll take my four and one.</v>

2193
01:10:12.670 --> 01:10:14.220 line:15%
<v ->Well that's the Witching Hour, folks.</v>

2194
01:10:14.220 --> 01:10:15.967 line:15%
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2200
01:10:27.200 --> 01:10:28.033 line:15%
<v Marty>Bye.</v>

2201
01:10:28.033 --> 01:10:30.323 line:15%
<v Hank>See you next season.</v>
<v Big Cat>Ugh, it was there.</v>

