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You said it.
Young megatron.
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You said it right there.
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Game of the day, Brandon.
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Yeah I think it's the Saints and the 49ers.
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I saw both of ya'll.
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Fran went one way,
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I think somebody went the other way.
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Yep I did.
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I go Saints.
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I think the Saints are gonna win.
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There you go.
At home.
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I think the Saints and the niners are the game of the day.
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Where's Mush?
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I don't know.
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(laughing)
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Jail, probably?
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Who cares?
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(laughing)
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From me, Fran, Brandon and Steven Cheah,
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see ya next week.
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I think the spotlight should go right on top of me.
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Right here, that's what we got.
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Look at this.
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This looks better.
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It's a little close.
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I'm not having a very confident hair day.
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I gotta be honest, it's a little close.
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Just putting it out there.
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But we got BetMGM, we got Walk the Line.
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Marty Mush is in, where is he, is he in Dallas?
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I believe so.
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He was in Dallas this weekend?
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He might be on the plane or something.
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Or he's just hungover, who knows?
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Might've bet all his money,
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might be in like a Dallas prison or something.
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Speaking about MGM.
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Oh.
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I thought I was gonna do the read.
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You can do it.
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Wow, speaking of BetMGM--
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Get this camera off of me!
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On my own show!
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Wow!
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Every Duck touchdown.
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if he scores 4 touchdowns, that's $200 bucks,
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People forget how great he was in college,
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he finished his FCS career with the record for completions,
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touchdowns, 111 touchdowns,
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just a very, very, very good quarterback,
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Call 1-800-GAMBLER.
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Hi!
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All right, it's Walk the line classic edition,
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Marty is not here, Marty is in transit.
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He's either in Dallas, on a plane, don't care, don't know.
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Anyway, it's a classic edition, Walk the line.
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That means it's me, and you.
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So I'll be going to the comments,
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we'll be talking to each other.
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This is how I was raised,
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with a microphone, just me and the camera,
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that's how I do it, that's how I'm comfortable.
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Whatever you wanna talk about,
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I got the comments right here.
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Bobby Morgan says Brandon Walkers hair is beautiful.
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Hashtag, positive vibes only.
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That's what I like to hear.
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I got six picks, I got everything.
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I got, I might talk a little college football,
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you wanna talk a little college football?
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I don't care about you Dana.
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I didn't say anything.
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I don't care about you Dana.
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I was trying to let this be the Brandon Walker show,
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because that's how you're comfortable,
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so I'm not saying anything.
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Bobby Morgan, who just complimented my hair,
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says we want Marty.
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Okay Bobby, well make up your fucking mind.
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Do I have good hair or do you want Marty?
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How do you feel about Baylor losing?
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I think, I think that's about right.
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Baylor's not a very good team, I think Baylor was a fraud.
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Getting ready for Miami.
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Yup, yup.
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Hey Dana?
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What's up, how we doing?
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Me and you just cruising South Beach.
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(laughing)
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That's what we're gonna be doing right, me and you?
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I'm not gonna rub it in Marty's face, because he was mad,
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he said he was mad, he said he was not actually mad,
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but you know what an actually mad person says?
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That they're not mad.
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Yeah.
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Me and you hollerin at the ladies huh?
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That's gonna be fun.
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That'd be good for you.
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Katy Gray, Brandon is thriving today as solo host.
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I always thrive as a solo host, thank you Katy.
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Katy's one of our, one of our girls.
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We gotta come up, we have,
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do we have a name for our Walk the Line fans?
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We've, we've.
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We've talked about it but we're to lazy to do it.
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Yeah we never come up with something, nah.
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We gotta come up with a name for our for our female fans,
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can you get the camera off Dana?
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Yeah, get the fuck outta here.
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No one gives a fuck about Dana today,
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this is Brandon Walker's show.
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Thank you.
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Somebody having a better day, let's see.
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Ole Miss and Lane Kiffin are the future of the SEC?
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Yeah.
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They're gonna be on probation in three years.
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Clemson gonna win it all?
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That is possible, that is very possible.
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We can talk about College Football.
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Is OU a better overall team than Georgia?
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No, not even close.
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But we're gonna talk, we're gonna do some picks.
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I got six picks in the NFL.
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The Walkettes, I don't know if I like the Walkettes.
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I don't like that.
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Well for the girls.
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Well yeah, we'll think of something.
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The Walkettes?
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Like a simpleton would say, something about
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the white walkers from Game of Thrones and shit but yeah.
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That's racist.
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(laughing)
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True.
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What about for my African-American fans?
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That's true.
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They can't be white walkers or I guess they could.
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You never know.
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You never know.
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Shout out to Point City, thank you Point City.
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Does LSU get the number one seed?
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Yes they should, and they will.
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Pats, Patriots, pick number one Dana.
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Yup.
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This is for you.
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Yup.
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And I'm just going on the premise
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that they set in the last show,
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I just don't see the Patriots losing two weeks in a row.
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Patriots, -3 over the Chiefs,
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it's a December game in Foxborough.
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It's a bounce back game, game plan,
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the Chiefs can't stop the run,
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I'm sure the Patriots will have a good game plan for that.
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Patriots -3 over the Chiefs, number one.
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Do you like that pick?
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I like it, I'm a little scared
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that they're gonna win by exactly one point though.
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Don't, why do that to yourself?
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Why do that to me?
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I think it's gonna be a close game,
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I don't think they're gonna cover 3.
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Grant Mccullah says "Are there female B Walk fans?
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Your mom.
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(laughing)
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No, that's not.
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I'm sure your Mom is a wonderful person.
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Where's Sandy been?
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I haven't heard from Sandy in a long time.
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Sandy's probably out there.
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She probably not out there today cause Jack's not here.
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She's not watching cause Jack's not here.
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But Katy Gray says, "Is there more than one girl?"
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I think there is.
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Well Katy is our number one girl,
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but I don't know who the rest of them are.
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Can Brandon Walker stop the runs?
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No, no.
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Thursday night it was rough.
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Woke up at 3:00 am, it was just everything.
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Packers, Redskins under 42.
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Packers, Redskins under 42.
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Packers, good defense.
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74% of the bets are on the over.
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But only 31% of the money is on the over.
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I think the smart money is on the under here,
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and I'm following the smart money,
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Packers Redskins under 42.
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Everybody like that?
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Now let's talk College Football.
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B Walker you need to buy some new clothes.
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What?
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This is my 2005 Mississippi 4A State Champions sweatshirt.
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And the Westpoint Greenway won last night.
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They won their 11th state championship.
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I honestly think LSU is the 3rd best team.
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That might be the dumbest comment I've ever read.
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If you think LSU is, although there are three.
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There are three that stand out.
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There are three elite teams in college football this year.
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That's fair.
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LSU, Ohio state, Clemson.
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Those are your three national title contenders.
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Oklahoma will also be in the playoffs,
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they're not a contender at all.
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They're just gonna be there for the free t-shirt.
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Dolphins win today.
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This show needs Marty, you're great Brandon.
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That, did that?
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Seems a little backhanded.
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That's seemed a little counterintuitive, didn't it?
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This show needs Marty, you're great Brandon.
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I, I don't know.
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AJnick3, hi Dana, B Walk Francesa's going well.
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That means you're pulling a Francesa right now.
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No, Francesa's pulling a B Walk.
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Oh ho ho, I don't know about that.
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I've been doing this for years.
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Of course he has too.
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Where would UGA be if they had picked Fields over Fromm?
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Well they'd be in the playoff.
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If they allowed him, their offensive coaching is trash.
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So, if they allowed him to be Justin Fields,
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which I don't know if they would.
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Pick number three, Saints, -2 over the 49ers.
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Saints -2 over the 9ers, two very good teams,
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I'm going against the public money here,
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the public and the smart money is both kind of
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trending towards San Francisco.
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I just trust the Saints offense more,
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I trust Brees over Garoppolo.
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And I trust the home team.
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Saints -2 over the 49ers.
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Brandon, do the curtains match the drapes?
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Yes, I have a mane of pubic hair that looks just like this.
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It goes everywhere, you know it goes over my ears here,
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it goes everywhere down there too, completely matches.
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I could see you being a bush guy.
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Just a huge bowl cut bush, that's what I got.
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(laughing)
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You can take the Marty out of the show but, listen.
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Last time B Walk was alone he was with my bookie.
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That's not true, we did this show on Barstool for what?
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Two months?
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Yeah for two months, from April to June, so that's not true.
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Hashtag pushgate, hashtag Brandon Walker
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probation three years.
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Pushgate's dead, all right.
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Me and Devlin hug everyday.
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Why is the camera, the camera is a little off center.
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I should be, okay.
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Can't wait for Brandon goes to the barber special.
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We gotta do that this week.
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I gotta get my content haircut.
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I don't, I think you're being too hard on your hair today.
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Like I think it looks just fine, it's just it's fine.
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It's not bad, it's not anything,
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it's just right in the middle.
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Is that cause you don't want me
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to make fun of your hair today?
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Nah I mean.
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Pick number four, Buccs, -3 over Colts.
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The Jameis experience is fascinating,
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the Buccs are trending a little bit better,
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gonna roll with the hot team, Buccs -3 over Colts,
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you got that written down?
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Yup, got four picks so far baby.
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You got that on the screen, there we go.
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Patriots, Packers, Redskins under, Saints, Buccs.
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Got two more picks.
Okay.
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Lets take some college football comments.
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Who would be your starting five
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alongside you in a Barstool basketball game?
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All right, great question.
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I'm taking my man Dana here,
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he averaged 12 and 10 in highschool.
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What was the question?
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Who would be in your starting five at Barstool?
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Yup.
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So me, you, can I get 25 year old me in this hypothetical?
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Yeah I've seen pictures of you when you were,
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you kinda look like an athlete.
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I was an athlete.
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But now I'm just fat and.
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Are you worried Lane Kiffin will steal your wife?
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No, no I am quite not.
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First of all she's in Jersey.
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Second he's going to Oxford.
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Walk the Line is the greatest show at Barstool.
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That is true, that is correct.
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Rank your college football teams, one LSU, two Ohio State,
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three Clemson, and way down here, four Oklahoma.
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I don't think Oklahoma's the 4th best team,
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but they got one loss, you gotta put them in.
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I think there are several teams
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better than Oklahoma.
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I think Florida's probably better,
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I think Wisconsin's probably better, Oregon's better.
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But they got one loss, they're gonna be in,
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but they are gonna get absolutely destroyed.
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JK Dobbins is the most Heisman worthy player
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at Ohio state, says Sam Shubach.
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I agree with that, he is the most consistent.
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Justin Fields has moments where he looks
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like he's never played football.
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And Chase Young, I don't know
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if he's played the last 2 games, he disappeared.
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B Walker's body is built like a Henny bottle.
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Is that, is that Hennessy?
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Have you seen a henny bottle?
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It's not good for you.
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It's this.
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Is it curvy or is it round?
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Oh I see.
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But that's not very accurate,
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cause you're kinda just fat everywhere.
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Yeah I'm fat, I'm not round,
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I'm fat all the way from head to toe.
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I'm more like the marshmallow man, you know.
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I'm more like that guy.
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B Walk unblock me.
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No, if you got blocked you deserved it.
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All right, pick number five.
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Dolphins, right over here.
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Right across the river.
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I should be going because I'm a Dolphins fan,
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but I didn't even know they were playing today.
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Dolphins +5 against the Jets.
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The public is on the Dolphins,
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but Dolphins lost to the Jets,
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no no no that's not true,
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the Dolphins beat the Jets in Miami.
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I think the Dolphins are trending the right way.
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Jets might win the game,
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I think it's closer than five points,
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Dolphins +5 against the Jets.
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And last pick, Bills +6 against the Ravens.
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It's going to be a close game,
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here's why I'm betting the Bills against the Ravens.
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The Patriots need the Ravens to lose.
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The universe always protects the Patriots.
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The universe figures out a way for everything
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to break right for the Patriots.
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The Patriots need the Ravens to lose, bet on the Bills.
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Did you know that they would be the number one seed
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if they won and the Patriots lost?
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How banana land is that?
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They wouldn't lock it up already, would they?
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At the end of the day they would be the number one seed.
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That's insane.
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They're already the number one seed now?
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No, the Bills.
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If they beat the Ravens today
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and the Patriots lose, they're the one seed.
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Oh that's, well that would make sense.
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Everyone would be 10-3, it's bananas.
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This needs Mush, dynamic Duo.
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I don't know who you're talking about.
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I don't know who the fuck you're talking about.
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So I'll go back through my six picks in a minute,
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and well, we can talk college football,
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we can talk late 80's, early 90's sitcoms on NBC,
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we can talk professional wrestling,
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we can talk, well we can talk titties.
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Whatever you guys wanna talk about,
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all of my areas of expertise.
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We can talk about rap music, whatever you wanna talk about,
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you got comments, give 'em to me right now.
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Give 'em to me right now
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and I'll go back through my picks in just a second.
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Who should the Bengals take with the first pick B Walk?
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I'm leaning Joe Burrow now,
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the guy looks like this incredible prospect,
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but I'll probably talk myself back into Chase Young.
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Chase Young needs to do something in the playoff
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because he hasn't done anything the last two games.
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Gordon Fisherman.
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Which bowl game do you think the bulldogs are gonna be in?
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The Belk Bowl, go.
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Gordon Fisherman, Brandon Solo is a powerhouse,
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love Marty but he is a bag sometimes.
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He's a bag.
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He is a bag.
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Complete bag.
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He's such a bag.
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Suck bag.
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I love Marty.
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Katy Gray says I want to talk Seinfeld.
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Okay, talk Seinfeld.
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Is Westpoint the champ?
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Yes, 11 time champ.
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Top three Nintendo games, great.
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Contra, Mike Tyson's Punchout, Super Mario 3,
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I'm adding two more, Techmo bowl, and Baseball stars.
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Those are your five best NES games.
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Best Rocky movie, Creed, final answer.
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People think that's crazy,
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but I think Creed was the best movie.
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What do you think about FSU hire?
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I think it's the best hire of the offseason, Mike Norvell.
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B walk, recreate the macho man creme of the crop promo
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for the TikTok.
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Yes, I love it.
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Who wins in a rap battle, you, Dana or Mush?
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I'm not a bad freestyler.
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I think it would probably be you.
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I'm not a bad freestyler.
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I can't do it at all, I can't do it at all.
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Clemson beats LSU and Ohio state
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both by double digits, says Gatorbait.
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I don't see that happening but they could.
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I do think if it's two Clemson against three Ohio state,
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or vice versa,
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I do think Clemson probably wins that game.
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"Creed" is not Rocky?
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Yeah, "Creed" is absolutely a Rocky movie.
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How is "Creed" not a Rocky movie?
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Do the truffle shuffle.
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I don't know what that is.
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Urban Meyer to the Cowboys?
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No, probably not.
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Bengals are tanking for Chase Young,
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gonna roll with Dalton for the next few years,
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that's probably depressing as hell if you're a Bengals fan.
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Creed is Creed, not Rocky, you idiot.
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Are you guys dumb?
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It's in the Rocky universe, it is a Rocky movie.
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Did you marry your sister?
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No, no I did not.
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Did not marry my sister, she's unmarried.
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That question might be for me.
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I haven't married her yet.
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That question might be for me.
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Did you marry your sister?
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Your sister.
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Well he said did you marry your sister.
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Yeah, your sister.
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Well you won't even call my sister.
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Wow.
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Chickenshit.
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A lot of people are questioning what happened to Pecam.
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Yeah, RIP Pecam.
That's all we'll say.
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That's all we'll say.
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As the president of the--
RIP Pecam.
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All right I guess this is what they're calling themselves?
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As the president of the B Walk Sluts,
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I would like to know what happened to Petecam.
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Say what?
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The B Walk Sluts, I don't know about that.
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I'm going to punch Portnoy in the face
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if he doesn't give you a raise says Chris M.
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I think his name is Chris Murphy.
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Did you know that if all the letters are there,
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no matter what the order, you can read it.
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Cause Chris Murphy.
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That's his name.
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He wants Portnoy to give me a raise, spoiler alert.
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Brandon looks like a young Josh Homme.
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I don't know who that is.
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Who's Josh Homie?
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Homme, who's that?
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Shut up Dana.
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I have a long comment if you wanna hear it.
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"Creed" is not it's own movie,
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Rocky is literally in "Creed".
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It's, "Creed" is a Rocky movie.
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Shakeandbake says hot take, Big 12 was better than people
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have given credit for this year,
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Texas only lost to LSU by a touchdown,
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Iowa state lost by one to a good Iowa team--
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Yeah yeah yeah okay whatever, Big 12 is worse,
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Big 12 is much worse.
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Everything Oklahoma and Baylor accomplished
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was within that shitty conference,
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Oklahoma is about to get embarrassed on a national stage.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll be recording Unnecessary Roughness,
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my wildly successful college football podcast
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in just a second.
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I'm going in on Oklahoma, in on 'em.
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What time do you go to bed at night?
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About 11.
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What time do you go to bed at night?
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Close to--
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I don't care, I was asking the person that asked.
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Let me go back through the picks.
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Pats -3 over Chiefs, Packers, Redskins under 42.
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Saints -2 over the 49ers, Buccs -3 over the Colts,
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Dolphins +5 against the Jets,
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and Bills +6 against the Ravens.
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How many of those picks will he call square?
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They're not really all that square.
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I'm looking over 'em now and I see zero square picks.
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Patriots, maybe.
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I bet he would think Buccs -3 over Colts is square.
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No, cause the Colts, you would think the Colts are better.
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He wouldn't call the Patriots pick square cause he sucks
529
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the Patriots dick every week, he's like,
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"Oh you don't, you don't get rich."
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Yeah, I see zero square picks on that board.
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Walker, let's see we need a Juice WRLD shout out.
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Well, shout out Juice WRLD, RIP.
534
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Oh I didn't think you were gonna--
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I did know.
536
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What'd you think, I was gonna think
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it was a market where you exclusively buy juice?
538
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No I didn't think you were culturally,
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like you knew anything.
540
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I have Twitter, I see what's happening.
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What's your favorite book?
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Where the Red Fern Grows.
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"Creed" is "Creed", "Rocky" is "Rocky", I'm sorry.
544
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"Creed" is the best Rocky movie.
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But if I just have to pick Rocky movies,
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if you're making me do that, "Rocky 2", that's the answer.
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What time does Dana go to bed?
548
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Oh who cares about Dana?
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Around 12:30-1:00.
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Any chance Chiefs win today?