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What's up everyone, welcome to Snipe Celly.
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I'm your host Nick Maraloo joined, as always, by Booze.
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Big week this week.
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The Calgary Flames, who won seven straight.
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The New Jersey Devils finally snapped their
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losing streak of six straight.
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And the Buffalo Sabers have upped
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the asking price for Evander Kane.
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Listen, GM's, mark my advice here.
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I once took a girl out who I thought
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was the woman of my dreams, super hot.
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Took her out to dinner, spent a fortune on her.
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The whole time she complained.
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It was too cold in the restaurant.
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Her food was too hot.
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The waiter was such a jerk.
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I thought there was some real chemistry there, but no.
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It was miserable.
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So watch out.
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You're getting the same thing with Evander Kane.
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A couple of notable accomplishments this week
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for two guys, two NHL superstars who aren't fortunate enough
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to win cups with their team.
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But some individual stuff that's really impressive.
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King Henrik Lundqvist himself, with a five to one win over
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the Flyers this week is now going 13 seasons with
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at least 20 wins in the NHL.
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On the contrary Eric Lindros is having
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his jersey retired by the Philadelphia Flyers
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tonight before the Maple Leafs game.
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And I was thinking about it.
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Jaromir Jagr's been in the league for so long.
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Lindros was drafted a year after Jagr,
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played his whole career, made it to the Hall of Fame,
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and now is having his number retired,
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all while Jagr is still in the league.
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What the fuck?
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That's crazy.
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And instead of raising Lidros's jersey to the rafters,
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they should just spray paint a chalk outline
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of him right there at center ice.
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Ooh, that was a good one.
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Big news out of Boston this week.
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As another NHL legend has announced that he'll walk away
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from the game at the end of the season.
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And this guy, what can you say?
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He's the oldest Bruin going.
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He's like an emotional leader.
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He's possibly the face of the franchise right now.
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Such a big presence at TD Garden.
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A work horse, came to bring it every single night.
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Honestly, I don't know how the franchise
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will go on without him.
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Rene Rancourt.
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So Rene, here's a couple pumps for you buddy.
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Meanwhile former Bruins coach Claude Julien,
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and current coach of the Canadians,
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picked up right where he left off at the Garden.
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Losing. Four to one.
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And finally for the Bruins, the one that got away.
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Tyler Seguin, himself, came back to haunt his old team
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with this little display in OT.
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Nasty little dangles here.
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This reminded me of Jags, back in '92.
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In the Stanley Cup Finals against the Blackhawks.
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Just fucking beautiful.
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That was before I was even born.
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And he's still in the league. (laughs)
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So we all know the NHL in America has always been trying
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to catch up the the NFL.
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But finally we have a military controversy
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on our hands in the NHL.
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The Army is suing the Gold Knights, who are in first place.
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First place.
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The Army Golden Knights, of course,
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are the parachute demonstration team.
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And they think it's going to be bad
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for their brand to have a team in Vegas
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with the same color scheme and the same name.
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I have the perfect solution to this problem.
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Settle it like men, and you play for it.
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I can't be the only one who thinks that
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if the troops wanted to, they could put together a team
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and dominate in the NHL.
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I think Vegas is going to be okay here.
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Because the last time the US Army took
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on a small ragtag force of castaways who come together
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in a desert, who no one gave a chance...
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It's lasted 16 years and it's still going.
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Now a little bleaker news for you.
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NHL iron man, Andrew Cogliano has been suspended two games
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for a really nasty hit.
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He has played 830 games straight, without missing one shift.
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And now it has all come to an end.
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All for one hit.
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And this is so sad.
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This is all he had, was this streak.
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He had no awards, no Stanley Cups, one twenty-goal season.
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And all he has left is his millions of dollars,
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his smoking hot actress girlfriend,
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and just a beautiful sunny life in California.
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Tragic.
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More bad news.
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This time out of Chicago.
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Reports are suggesting that Corey Crawford may potentially
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miss the rest of the season with post-concussion syndrome
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and vertigo-like symptoms.
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And, you know, head injuries are no joke.
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They're not to be made light of here.
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Or anywhere else, for that matter.
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But it's easy to see how this happens,
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when you've been watching forwards skate circles
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around the Blackhawk's defense all year.
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Sorry Corey.
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So the Washington Capitals are set to play
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the Toronto Maple Leafs in a Stadium Series game
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in Annapolis, Maryland at the Midshipmen's football stadium.
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And they just unveiled their jerseys.
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And to be honest with you, they're pretty dope.
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Adidas did a very nice job.
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Team USA should take a note.
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I mean, cause those jerseys are hideous.
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And the last thing you need to know this week,
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as always the NHL knocks it out of the park again
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with their entertainment choices.
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Performing at the 2018 All-Star game...
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Kid Rock.
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Who apparently is still relevant in 2018.
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(Bawitdaba by Kid Rock)
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Alright it's that time.
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If you don't know by now, we wrap up every show
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with our picks for save, snipe and celly of the week.
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We start out with saves.
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My pick, Austin Watson of the Nashville Predators.
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Bailing out his goalie, Saros, here.
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With a puck on the line, distinct kicking motion
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to save a goal this time.
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(Booze) From the same exact game, Colton Sissons comes in
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all alone, thinks he's going to do a pretty little deke.
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But Marc-Andre Fleury says,
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"hell no buddy. Get out of my net."
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(Nick) Best breakaway goalie in the game,
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best shootout goalie in the game, Marc-Andre Fleury.
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(Booze) I have to agree.
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My snipe, David Severson, with his second of the night.
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One time rip from the blue line.
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I don't think Halak even saw it coming.
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Damn!
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(Nick) My pick this week.
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Giving it to Phil, the thrill, Kessel.
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Absolute snipemares for Rangers' goalies this week.
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Giving up seven to the Islanders and five to the Pens.
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One to the Flyers.
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And our celly this week.
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Back at it again, Matty Barsol going backhand, top shelf.
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(Booze) Pulled the old Danny Briere.
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Respect cuzzo.
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Alright, that's the show.
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Thanks for rocking with us.
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As always use #snipecelly.
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Chirp at us below and let us know.
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You know, send us your snipes, your save,
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your cellies of the week.
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Alright everybody, have a good one.
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(upbeat rock music)