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(classic Italian music)

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<v ->All right, we are at</v>

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Rose's Penn Station.

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Whoa, little slippy slide.

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Little hot butter on a wet chicken knife.

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One bite, everybody knows the rules.

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Are you zooming what's happening Frankie?

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You're makin' all these movements with the camera.

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Are we live?

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Are we fuckin' live?

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One bite, everybody knows the rules til we try 'em all.

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One place, Manhattan.

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This is Rose's Penn Station.

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Let's go, one bite everybody knows the rules.

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Pretty good, no floppage there.

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I like this slice.

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I like this bite, Frankie.

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Little high security.

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We've got a fan,

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I dunno this guy's eatin' peanuts, takin' videos.

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One bite, everybody knows the rules.

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I like this.

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One bite, we got a fan.

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Gettin' mobbed here fan left and right.

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One of tens of people doing the pizza review.

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Pretty good slice, Rose!

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Rose's.

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One bite.

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Everybody knows the rules.

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Everybody knows when you go to Rose's in Penn Station,

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get a little tall boy,

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little brown bag so you look a little bit

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like a homeless person,

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fit in with this disastrous subway station.

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Hey, New York, you got so much money,

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how 'bout making this clean?

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No, we don't believe in clean,

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we believe in dirt, scumbag, 40s, pizza,

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one bite, everybody knows the rules.

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Pretty good slice, pretty good slice.

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This slice...

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Gonna go 8.1.

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Here we go.

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Brown bag, cheers that up my man.

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<v ->What's that?</v>

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<v ->Cheers!</v>
<v ->Cheers.</v>

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<v ->A little midday drinkin'.</v>

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Brown bag, the beer...

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Brown bag adds 2.7 for hardo credibility.

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So I'm gonna put this beer at a 7.2.

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Cheers to you, brown bag,

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daylight, dirt, trash, brown bag, tall boy,

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one bite, everybody knows the rules.

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Did I grade this pizza yet?

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You bet I did, 8.1.

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I almost forgot,

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I'm not gonna double score it, not today.