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(foil rattling)

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<v ->Do you want a bite?</v>

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<v ->Nope.</v>

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<v ->Barstool Sports Advisors!</v>

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Merry Christmas!

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Dave?

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<v ->Smells good, that hot dog smells good.</v>

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Damn!

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<v ->Want a fry?</v>

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<v ->No, no I'm going to a tropical location</v>

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and I'm not happy with my...

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<v ->You gotta get that tummy tight?</v>

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<v ->The stomach lately is getting a little, a little pouchy.</v>

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<v ->You saw, maybe, like a throwback picture of yourself?</v>

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(laughing)

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<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->You saw a throwback picture of yourself</v>

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and you're like, ooh I looked better then?

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<v ->No I, no.</v>
<v ->Oh.</v>

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<v ->I don't know what you're talking about.</v>

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<v ->Okay, all right.</v>

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I didn't know if that was what made...

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<v ->I do know there's federal crime...</v>

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(laughing)

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<v ->It's always...</v>

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<v ->Accusations being thrown around.</v>

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<v ->The federal crime aroma is strong and pungent</v>

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<v ->We're so far beyond that,</v>
<v ->as the french fries.</v>

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<v ->People literally don't know what you're talking about.</v>

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<v ->That's true.</v>

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<v ->The federal crimes, just to bring it back up.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, that's true, I restarted it.</v>

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All right, Dave, it is December 26th,

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if you're watching this right now,

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Louisiana Tech and Miami are playing in the

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Shreveport whatever Bowl.

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The Independence, walk-on's Independence bowl.

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And then Pittsburgh and Eastern Michigan are playing

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in Detroit, the Quick Lane Bowl.

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I remember, remember when this used to be the

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Little Caesar's Bowl?

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<v ->Yeah, Little Caesar's Pizza.</v>

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<v ->That's too bad, that's too bad.</v>

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<v ->You gave a stat, how you fave the Mac,</v>

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I am faving Mac here, I'll take Pitt minus 11.

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And that is my pick, I'm not gonna touch that other Bowl.

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<v ->Okay, I'm gonna take, quick and easy,</v>

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Louisiana Tech plus 7 because, Miami, I don't think

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you can get up for Shreveport Louisiana, I do not.

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<v ->They had a bad season and they had a couple</v>

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shocking loses, if they like Mandy Diaz,

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they have to show up in this game.

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I don't care if it's played on the Moon.

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That's the only thing that makes me nervous here.

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Shout out Danny Boyd-Cain, do not tweet at him,

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I love Danny Boyd-Cain.

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<v ->I do not tweet at him, but I hate doing this pick</v>

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without seeing maybe a little tape from Danny Boyd-Cain

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about how Louisiana Tech is gonna attack them.

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<v ->When they get confidence, and they get swagger.</v>

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<v Danny>And we remember two years ago,</v>

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when we went up there.

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We were number two in the country, we have not

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been the same since, we have gotta come out angry

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and make a statement.

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And beat these guys badly.

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<v ->And by tape, I mean, he just tapes the local news.</v>

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<v ->Local news.</v>

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<v ->And says this is what's gonna happen.</v>

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<v ->But.</v>

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<v ->Merry Christmas, Danny.</v>

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<v ->Merry Christmas, Danny Boyd-Cain.</v>

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I'm taking Louisiana Tech plus 7, I'm with you on Pitt.

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What is that, minus 10?

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<v ->11 I have it at.</v>

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<v ->All right, we'll take 11.</v>

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Pitt, they've never won a game, a Bowl game,

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for Pat Narduzzi, little fact for everyone.

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<v ->Interesting.</v>

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<v ->They're gonna be ready for him.</v>

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All right, we'll see ya, day, what day are we on?

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<v ->We're going to the...</v>

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<v ->Here's when we start to lose our brain.</v>

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<v ->Fifth day?</v>

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<v ->Fifth, of Bowl Mania?</v>

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<v ->Six?</v>
<v ->This was five?</v>

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<v ->Six, day six, Bowl Mania.</v>

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Yeah?

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<v ->One, two, three.</v>

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<v ->Sure you don't want a french fry?</v>

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<v ->Four, this'll be the 6th day of Christmas, coming up.</v>

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<v ->6th day of Bowl Mania.</v>

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<v ->Yup.</v>

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<v ->Pittsburgh, LA Tech for me.</v>

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<v ->No, I gotta watch, I'm trying to eat healthy, eat clean.</v>

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<v ->Good for you.</v>

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Listen, Christmas was yesterday, you gotta eat dirty now.

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Between Christmas and New Years.

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Okay.

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You want one of these fries.

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<v ->I mean, I'm fucking hungry.</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->I'm gonna take some Adderall.</v>

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(laughs)

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<v ->That'll take care of that hunger in a hearbeat.</v>

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(laughs)

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<v ->Hey hunger.</v>

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(claps)

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Now you just can't leave.

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(laughs)

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<v ->I'll tell ya what, you know who is actually,</v>

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if we're being serious here, if I can be deep

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and serious right now.

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When Gambling Dave retires, and Club Dave shows up,

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that's when I get in shape.

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(laughs)

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<v ->That's true.</v>

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<v ->Gambling Dave and Eating Dave, very close relatives.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, stress eating.</v>

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<v ->Hand in hand.</v>

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<v ->Hand in hand.</v>

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All right, we'll see ya in a minute.

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Day Six.

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(whoosh)

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(snap)