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(clippers whirl)

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<v ->Let's go.</v>

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How we looking?
<v Barber>Beautiful.</v>

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<v ->Oh yeah.</v>

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I like that there's one little

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piece right there,

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that doesn't really know what it's doing.

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<v ->The more amazing thing is you're not drunk.</v>

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<v ->Holy shit, man</v>

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<v ->Cool, it looks good.</v>

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<v ->This is bad, dude.</v>

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<v ->I like don't know what to do.</v>

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<v ->This is bad.</v>
<v ->Just step.</v>

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<v ->You guys need helmets, seriously.</v>

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<v ->We probably should.</v>

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<v ->I'm not joking.</v>

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<v ->Hold on, buddy.</v>

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<v ->Wow, you're fucking sick, man.</v>

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You're fucking sick, dude.

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<v ->This isn't fun anymore.</v>

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Ugh.

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<v ->Oh!</v>

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<v ->The toe pick will take you right down.</v>

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<v ->Jesus Christ.</v>

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<v ->Riggs, Riggs is just like...</v>

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He thinks he's the only one who can lift a puck right now.

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<v ->He's the best of all time.</v>

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<v ->Just nobody in net lifting the pucks.</v>

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One, one sock down like a jamoke.

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<v ->Eddie O. says, stick on the ice, good things happen.</v>

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<v ->That, he may get hurt.</v>

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His toe pick is so bad.

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<v ->Woo!</v>
<v ->Fuck!</v>

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<v ->What did I tell you?</v>

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<v ->I need a blow.</v>

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I'm like a one minute, and 24 seconds of shit.

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<v ->Sun's out.</v>

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Sun's out; guns out.

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(piano music)

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<v ->Stool Scenes.</v>

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Ten.

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Ten, Nate.

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Ten, Nasty Nate.
<v ->What are you wearing?</v>

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<v ->Uh, thank you, this is the Lion of the Judah.</v>

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Shout out to the Rasta enterprise or whatever.

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Downstairs, they've actually been homeless

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for about three to four days now this week.

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<v ->Week.</v>
<v ->No, three or four days.</v>

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I can only bring so many clothes

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from my truck to the office.

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So, this is where we're at.

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I had to buy this today.

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Shout out to Jamaica.

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<v ->You look good.</v>

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<v ->Boondoggle Boys are on their way back</v>

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from a very memorable weekend in Augusta.

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They had their tans going.

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They were all rested.

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It must be nice to be a vacation boy,

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you know what I mean, Nasty Nate?

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<v ->What do you know?</v>

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<v ->But, Dave was still reeling</v>

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from Office Manager Brett sending him

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on an absolute journey on Friday night.

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<v ->My Tweet is...</v>

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<v ->Woo hoo hoo!</v>

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<v ->Keep going, pussy.</v>

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(laughter)

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Oh, you're kind of sick on that thing.

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(crash)

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<v ->Whoa! No!</v>

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Watch the scoots, bro.

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Watch the scoots.

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<v ->What's up, guys?</v>

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Did you get back from Augusta?

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<v ->What's up?</v>

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<v ->Look at those tans, woo!</v>

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<v ->You like that, White B?*</v>

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<v ->Looking fresh.</v>
<v ->Augusta boys.</v>

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<v ->Did you lose internet, guys?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, it's happened like three times today.</v>

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<v ->Cool, we're going to have this meeting.</v>

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<v ->I bet it is; check for squirrels, dude.</v>

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<v ->How's it going?</v>

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<v ->What's going on?</v>

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<v ->We got no internet.</v>

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<v ->What?</v>
<v ->No internet.</v>

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All biz is on the flight right now.

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And we got nothing.

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<v ->That's not good.</v>

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<v ->You know, I'm just surfing the web.</v>

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At a website internet company with no internet.

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<v ->Did you find any good stories today, Trip?</v>

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<v ->So many.</v>
<v ->That looks like a good one.</v>

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<v ->Look at this one, look I'll bring this one up too.</v>

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Oh man, this is, countless good stories.

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<v ->Yo, did you see that video?</v>

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<v ->Oh dude, that video was sick.</v>

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<v ->You gotta look that up.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, I'll look it up right now.</v>

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Oh, here it is.

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Oh, shit.

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<v ->I can't believe it.</v>
<v ->Unbelievable.</v>

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Is that guy dead?
<v ->I think he is dead.</v>

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Viral city.

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(keyboard clicks)

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<v ->Hey Tom, B-A-R-S-T-O-O-L Sports.</v>

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<v ->Did they switch the flights today?</v>

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He did the same thing to the other guys.

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They just had options.

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They could either fly direct from Augusta

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or drive to Atlanta and have connections.

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And, you just inexplicably put them on connections.

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<v ->Well, we did that to save mo--</v>

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It was cheaper when we...
<v ->You had.</v>

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<v ->No, when we put them back on.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, we said that.</v>

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You send somebody on a 30-hour trip to save $25.

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It's like, you can fly in like one hour.

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Or, I can spend an extra $25 and make their lives

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not a living hell.

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<v ->Listen, I've been dealing with Dave</v>

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even longer than Brett has.

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It's a lose-lose.

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You're damned if you do; damned if you don't.

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You book his flight and he's happy

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but he misses the Rundown.

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Or he gets to do the Rundown and the flight he's on,

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he's not happy with it.

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No matter what, Portnoy's going to yell at you.

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It's just the cross you bear

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when you're Office Manager Brett.

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<v ->It really was stunning.</v>

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<v ->Let it get out.</v>

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<v ->Stunning.</v>

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<v ->How much was the flight?</v>

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<v ->It was literally was, 80 minutes up and down.</v>

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Like, so fast, the nicest, like...

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Clean, small, airport, five seconds away from our house.

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I was back in New York faster than I would...

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I would have still been driving before all this stuff,

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to Atlanta.

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<v ->Just so you know, we're back in Milton 2 with internet.</v>

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<v ->What?</v>

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Thanks, Paul.

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(laughter)

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<v ->I don't trust him now with anything, basically.</v>

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Because he was that incompetent.

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You are never booking for me again,

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so don't even, yeah, don't.
<v ->That's fine, that's fine.</v>

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<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->Save your money and just come play,</v>

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like that's where we choose to save money?

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<v ->It's insane.</v>

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<v ->They have fucking scooters and Jumbotron.</v>

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<v ->You want a Jumbotron, but I won't pay 20 more dollars.</v>

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<v YP>So, we had guests all over this week.</v>

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We had affiliates.

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We had people coming in from out of town.

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We had people, old friends.

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People from back in the Astrovan days.

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When all this was just a twinkle in Dave's eye.

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<v ->First wave of Smokeshows on the cover?</v>

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Sort of early?

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, like doing all the promo shit.</v>

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<v ->This was like 2004, 2005.</v>
<v ->Yep.</v>

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And we started...
<v ->It was way long ago.</v>

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No, 2008, let's go 2008 probably.

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It was a long time ago.

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<v ->I know you were on...</v>

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Well, we only put everybody on the cover once.

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So, you were on the cover, but then...

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<v ->I have a trunkload of these.</v>

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All the different ones, the top 25 hottest.

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I still have those.

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<v ->You gotta have like a history lesson</v>

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to show these kids these things.

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<v ->I know.</v>

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<v ->To understand the brick by brick.</v>

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The salt of the earth.
<v ->Yep, this was 2007.</v>

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<v ->It was a real paper.</v>

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<v ->It was a real fucking newspaper.</v>

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<v Dave>You were early on the choker trend.</v>

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<v Cara>I was.</v>
<v Dave>I know you have.</v>

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<v ->Barstool, I was on their freaking covers</v>

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when they first started.
<v Dave>Yeah.</v>

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<v ->But I totally want to see those guys</v>

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and see what they're up to and check in.

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<v ->Nate, we have some new guests this week.</v>

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<v ->Shout out, McAfee.</v>

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<v ->We had the boys from the heartland.</v>

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<v Nate>From America.</v>

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<v YP>Coming in, like an absolute tornado.</v>

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<v ->Hi, how's it going?</v>

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Barstool Indy has officially

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invaded Barstool Sports worldwide headquarters

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right here in New York.

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I love everybody in this office.

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Don't know if they like us.

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We're excited to be here.

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This is a big week.

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It's good for everybody.

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<v ->Who do we got here?</v>

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Who do we got here?

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<v McAfee>This is the best ad raider in the game.</v>

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You fucking heard it.

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The best ad raider in the game.

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<v ->Wow, how cool.</v>

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<v ->I didn't know he was that big, I would have stepped up.</v>

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(laughter)

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<v ->Season three, Barstool Indies,</v>

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just having a party.

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<v ->Hey, Barstool Indy,</v>

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we're doing a show, so calm down.

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<v ->We're doing work over here.</v>

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<v ->Work, Jesus Christ.</v>

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<v ->I'm doing a show too, sorry.</v>

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I'm so sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

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Anyways, these are my two friends from home.

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We each got yelled at.

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This is kind of what we expected.

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<v ->Good start.</v>

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<v ->Barstool Indy just coming in.</v>

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Cause a little ruckus.

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Every guy, every guy on the payroll.

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God knows what they do,

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and they make more money than everyone here.

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Good, good work, Pat.

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<v ->But I will tell you one thing about New York City.</v>

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Bottled water has been a tradition

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since the beginning of time.

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I walk into my hotel, the first thing I see,

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fucking boxed water.

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<v ->What is that?</v>

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<v ->I have no idea.</v>

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This isn't my America, I'll tell you that right now.

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We're excited for a week of meetings

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and hopefully learn a lot of stuff here

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from the greatness that is this headquarters.

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But this boxed water is a fucking embarrassing start

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for New York City, I'll tell you that right now.

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You guys go the big ass bottles.

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That's not, that's from my America.

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This is from your America.

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This is from New York.

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That's from probably Indiana.

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If I had to guess.

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Happy to be here, jacked up.

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<v ->Stool shopping.</v>

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Find something you like and we'll bag it up for ya.

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We got grocery sweepstakes.

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<v ->This is ugly to find in the pile.</v>

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<v ->Oh!</v>

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Would you like a Zero Blog Thirty shirt?

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Bag up.

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<v ->That was ugly to find in the pile.</v>

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Yeah, I'll take this.
<v ->I was meaning to wear that.</v>

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<v ->I'll take this one.</v>
<v ->Okay.</v>

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You want a tie?

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We have ties.

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Multiple ties.

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<v ->I like ties.</v>

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<v ->Oh ho ho!</v>

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Winner.

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Look at that, those are my favorite shorts.

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<v ->Okay, put them in the bag.</v>

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<v ->What was that dude's name?</v>

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Stanley or something.

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I dunno, they brought in a guy named Stanley.

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But I didn't see...
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<v ->Yeah, he didn't talk much, so...</v>

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<v ->So are we just going to do the radio like we're doing it,</v>

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with the cup just sitting here, basically?

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<v ->So the cup is here and</v>

277
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this son-of-a-bitch Dave is like,

278
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I can't even remember if I've ever seen the Stanley Cup.

279
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<v ->I couldn't.</v>

280
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<v ->Because we've just won so many championships.</v>

281
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<v ->I didn't say that.</v>

282
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<v ->You implied it.</v>

283
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<v ->I wasn't even trying to pick a fight.</v>

284
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I was almost talking to myself.

285
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I'm like, I can't remember if I've seen it up close.

286
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And then the cup guy was getting in my grill.

287
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Being like, how do you not know if you've seen the cup.

288
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It's like, because I roll in championships in Boston.

289
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I got the Lombardi trophies coming out of my ears.

290
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I got World Series trophies coming out of my ears.

291
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The Bruins obviously won it.

292
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I saw Chris Kelly at a bar the other day.

293
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He plays for the Senators now.

294
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<v ->Okay.</v>

295
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<v ->And actually, the Senators were getting kind of cucked</v>

296
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because people were coming up,

297
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thinking I was the hockey player

298
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and taking pictures with me

299
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and I didn't even know the Senators were next to me.

300
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<v ->Well, you are a hockey player.</v>

301
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<v ->And some guy was chirping me</v>

302
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about doing a goalie challenge.

303
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Anyhow, the cup's awesome.

304
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I don't think I've seen it up close before.

305
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<v ->Mike, is this the real, real cup.</v>

306
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There's a couple floating around, right?

307
11:31.730 --> 11:32.850
<v ->No, actually there's only one.</v>

308
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This is it.

309
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We do have a replica of it,

310
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but it stays in the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto.

311
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Along with the original bowl.

312
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Everything is original on here but the actual cup part.

313
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I know everything below the actual bowl

314
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where they drink out of is original

315
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and it's 125 years, we just had a birthday

316
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two weeks ago.

317
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<v ->So, I'm confused on the rules.</v>

318
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Are we allowed to touch this thing, or no?

319
11:52.590 --> 11:53.790
<v ->Yeah, you can touch it.</v>

320
11:53.790 --> 11:55.008
<v ->Oh, I'm touching it.</v>
<v ->Not there!</v>

321
11:55.008 --> 11:55.841
(laughter)

322
11:55.841 --> 11:57.806
<v ->So, a friend of the program,</v>

323
11:57.806 --> 12:00.010
a big Barstool guy is Nick Bonino.

324
12:00.010 --> 12:00.843
<v ->Yeah.</v>

325
12:00.843 --> 12:02.020
<v ->So, he took the cup golfing.</v>

326
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We know that.
<v ->I was there, yeah.</v>

327
12:02.880 --> 12:04.470
<v ->So, you go with them.</v>
<v ->Oh yeah.</v>

328
12:04.470 --> 12:06.400
<v ->Was that the worst use of the cup you've ever seen?</v>

329
12:06.400 --> 12:08.240
<v ->No, actually Nick's was one of my favorite days.</v>

330
12:08.240 --> 12:10.130
<v ->Really?</v>
<v ->Yeah, it was a great day.</v>

331
12:10.130 --> 12:11.530
You know, it was golf.

332
12:11.530 --> 12:12.363
<v ->He played by him--</v>

333
12:12.363 --> 12:13.196
Who'd he play with?

334
12:13.196 --> 12:14.137
<v ->He was by himself; he wanted to try to get...</v>

335
12:14.137 --> 12:15.610
<v ->Aw, that's the worst.</v>
<v ->Fucking lame.</v>

336
12:15.610 --> 12:17.960
<v ->That's the worst use of the cup of all time.</v>

337
12:17.960 --> 12:20.566
<v ->How many beers do you think the Stanley Cup holds?</v>

338
12:20.566 --> 12:22.667
<v ->Oh, great trivia question.</v>

339
12:22.667 --> 12:23.500
<v ->Is it just the top?</v>

340
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Cans of beer, yeah, it's just the bowl.

341
12:26.230 --> 12:27.750
<v ->I would say...</v>
<v ->14.</v>

342
12:27.750 --> 12:28.583
<v ->24.</v>

343
12:30.700 --> 12:31.533
<v ->12.</v>

344
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<v Cup Minder>14.</v>
<v ->Nailed it.</v>

345
12:33.778 --> 12:35.725
(crosstalk)

346
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This guy over here just knows everything.

347
12:38.300 --> 12:39.990
Quick shout out to Logan Couture,

348
12:39.990 --> 12:41.490
who's never seen the cup probably.

349
12:41.490 --> 12:43.190
<v ->He makes sweet love to that cup.</v>

350
12:44.400 --> 12:45.660
I'm going to fill that cup up

351
12:45.660 --> 12:48.023
with every fluid inside my body.

352
12:48.866 --> 12:49.830 line:15%
I'm going to put this on the cup.

353
12:49.830 --> 12:52.830 line:15%
Just, Washington Capitals, 2017.

354
12:52.830 --> 12:54.930 line:15%
So, he'll probably be cool with it, right?

355
12:56.430 --> 12:57.560
Right?

356
12:57.560 --> 12:59.020
Quick question.
<v Cup Minder>Yeah.</v>

357
12:59.020 --> 13:00.500
<v ->I have a label.</v>
<v Cup Minder>Yep.</v>

358
13:00.500 --> 13:02.347
<v ->It says Washington Capitals, 2017.</v>

359
13:02.347 --> 13:03.902
Can I put that on there?

360
13:03.902 --> 13:04.735
<v ->You can hold it next to it.</v>

361
13:04.735 --> 13:05.568
You can't put it on there.

362
13:05.568 --> 13:06.710
<v ->I can't put it on there?</v>
<v ->No.</v>

363
13:06.710 --> 13:08.270
<v ->Come check this out, I saw something on this side</v>

364
13:08.270 --> 13:10.880
of the cup, it's kind of funny that it's here.

365
13:10.880 --> 13:12.640
Oh, look, look at that.

366
13:12.640 --> 13:15.420
It says Washington Capitals 2017, right on the cup.

367
13:15.420 --> 13:16.300
How 'bout that?

368
13:16.300 --> 13:17.133
It's our year.

369
13:18.170 --> 13:19.003
Love it.

370
13:20.320 --> 13:21.153
Yeah.

371
13:22.479 --> 13:23.312
<v ->Of what?</v>

372
13:23.312 --> 13:24.145
<v ->The cup.</v>

373
13:24.145 --> 13:25.803
<v ->I don't give a fuck about the cup.</v>

374
13:29.320 --> 13:30.153
<v ->I can touch it?</v>

375
13:30.153 --> 13:31.083
<v ->That's up to you.</v>

376
13:32.220 --> 13:33.488
<v ->I'm touching the fuck out of it.</v>

377
13:33.488 --> 13:34.321
(laughter)

378
13:34.321 --> 13:35.154
I just don't know where to touch it.

379
13:36.074 --> 13:36.907
Oh, I'm touching this.

380
13:38.093 --> 13:38.926
Lock that season out.

381
13:38.926 --> 13:39.893
Lockout season.

382
13:42.220 --> 13:43.320
<v ->Oh here he goes.</v>

383
13:43.320 --> 13:44.153
<v ->Hey, touch it.</v>

384
13:45.470 --> 13:46.850
<v ->Ready?</v>
<v ->Yes.</v>

385
13:46.850 --> 13:47.683
<v ->Goddam it.</v>

386
13:50.210 --> 13:52.060
<v ->We're taking you all down with you.</v>

387
13:55.421 --> 13:57.404
<v ->Glenn, you didn't get the fucking cup in it.</v>

388
13:57.404 --> 13:59.099
(laughter)

389
13:59.099 --> 14:00.932
<v ->The fucking picture.</v>

390
14:02.610 --> 14:04.646
<v ->You can see your hand on it.</v>

391
14:04.646 --> 14:05.540
You asked the person next to you.

392
14:05.540 --> 14:07.190
You should have asked like Trent.

393
14:12.259 --> 14:14.090
<v ->Yeah, here it is.</v>

394
14:14.090 --> 14:16.191
Bortz has seen a lot of wear in three months.

395
14:16.191 --> 14:18.358
He's seen a lot of celebs.

396
14:19.712 --> 14:21.750
<v ->Hold it above, like Simba.</v>

397
14:21.750 --> 14:24.490
Get behind it and like hold it above.

398
14:26.310 --> 14:28.640
<v ->What do you mean, like over the top of it?</v>

399
14:28.640 --> 14:29.810
<v ->Like The Lion King.</v>

400
14:31.241 --> 14:32.791
<v ->I can't even reach that high.</v>

401
14:35.340 --> 14:36.173
<v ->That's fresh.</v>

402
14:37.910 --> 14:39.490
<v Announcer>On the streets of Richmond,</v>

403
14:39.490 --> 14:40.810
they fought to get by.

404
14:40.810 --> 14:42.707
<v ->Was it shoot or Home Alone?</v>

405
14:42.707 --> 14:43.540
<v ->I didn't shoot.</v>

406
14:43.540 --> 14:46.297
Was that shoot or was it Home Alone?

407
14:46.297 --> 14:48.420
<v Announcer>And if they had anything left,</v>

408
14:48.420 --> 14:50.540
they brought it to the court.

409
14:50.540 --> 14:51.990
<v ->Your boys don't need practice,</v>

410
14:51.990 --> 14:53.053
they need prison.

411
14:54.530 --> 14:56.450
<v Announcer>Now, they have a choice.</v>

412
14:56.450 --> 14:58.770
<v ->In Richmond, you're 80% more likely</v>

413
14:58.770 --> 15:00.410
to go to prison than college.

414
15:00.410 --> 15:02.820
<v Announcer>Between surviving alone...</v>

415
15:02.820 --> 15:05.270
(hip hop music)

416
15:05.270 --> 15:07.190
And standing together.

417
15:07.190 --> 15:10.300
Paramount Pictures and MTV Films present...

418
15:10.300 --> 15:11.750
<v ->What do I gotta do to play?</v>

419
15:12.890 --> 15:14.920
<v ->I came to coach basketball players,</v>

420
15:14.920 --> 15:17.190
and you became students.

421
15:17.190 --> 15:18.680
I came to teach boys,

422
15:18.680 --> 15:19.643
and you became men.

423
15:20.990 --> 15:23.030
This is our time.

424
15:23.030 --> 15:24.430
<v Announcer>Coach</v>
<v ->Nate.</v>

425
15:27.170 --> 15:28.620
<v ->I have a sweet dick.</v>

426
15:28.620 --> 15:30.520
<v ->Naw, it's a sweet dick, White P.</v>

427
15:30.520 --> 15:33.000
<v ->You listen to coach.</v>

428
15:33.000 --> 15:35.250
It's a sweet dick, White P.

429
15:38.070 --> 15:42.180 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, landlord's being all freaking...</v>

430
15:42.180 --> 15:44.193 line:15%
<v ->What are you doing to make her a bitch?</v>

431
15:45.040 --> 15:47.050 line:15%
<v ->Well, she told us her name's Margaret.</v>

432
15:47.050 --> 15:49.070
Which, I think is right.

433
15:49.070 --> 15:50.420
And she's been having mail sent

434
15:50.420 --> 15:52.940
under her Chinese name to our house.

435
15:52.940 --> 15:54.440
And I've been throwing it out.

436
15:56.702 --> 15:58.910
<v ->You've been throwing your landlord's mail out.</v>

437
15:58.910 --> 15:59.743
<v ->What a bitch.</v>

438
16:00.930 --> 16:03.360
<v ->Well, I didn't know her name was like Xin Zhao.</v>

439
16:03.360 --> 16:05.649
She said it was Margaret.

440
16:05.649 --> 16:08.336
(mumbling)

441
16:08.336 --> 16:11.295
<v ->How are you?</v>
<v ->I'm good, man, chilling.</v>

442
16:11.295 --> 16:12.547
<v ->What are you up to?</v>

443
16:12.547 --> 16:15.250
<v ->Well, I just got done jackhammering across the street.</v>

444
16:15.250 --> 16:16.620
<v ->How's Lady Liberty going?</v>

445
16:16.620 --> 16:17.783
<v ->Lady Liberty is good.</v>

446
16:17.783 --> 16:19.010
A little smaller than I thought.

447
16:19.010 --> 16:21.640
<v ->Yeah, you just expect bigger.</v>

448
16:21.640 --> 16:22.940
But, it's still pretty impressive.

449
16:22.940 --> 16:23.940
<v ->I hear that a lot.</v>

450
16:24.780 --> 16:25.613
<v ->What's going on with him?</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

451
16:25.613 --> 16:26.800
<v ->Yeah, I'll tell you what,</v>

452
16:26.800 --> 16:28.190
I'm rebranding the fuck out of him

453
16:28.190 --> 16:30.230
because I'm the only guy here who has a brain,

454
16:30.230 --> 16:31.640
who can think of this big old business.

455
16:31.640 --> 16:34.040
But, Barstool Indy...

456
16:34.040 --> 16:36.730
This won't be, by the time this video is released,

457
16:36.730 --> 16:39.430
it will be changed, but we're going to Barstool America.

458
16:39.430 --> 16:40.930
Because they're like Heartland guys.

459
16:40.930 --> 16:44.060
So, in their tagline,

460
16:44.060 --> 16:46.270
Stereotypically American,

461
16:46.270 --> 16:48.640
the most brilliant thing this company has ever come up with.

462
16:48.640 --> 16:50.280
I'm going to be rolling in money.

463
16:50.280 --> 16:52.200
I'm going to be spitting money out of my mouth.

464
16:52.200 --> 16:53.120
I'm going to be the Wolf of Wall Street

465
16:53.120 --> 16:54.580
because I came up with that idea.

466
16:54.580 --> 16:57.893
McAfee's the most like, stereotypically American dude.

467
16:57.893 --> 16:59.990
Like I say it, and I'm just like, Jesus.

468
16:59.990 --> 17:01.050
This is fucking brilliant, Dave.

469
17:01.050 --> 17:03.380
You did it again, you fucking fantastic bastard.

470
17:03.380 --> 17:04.990
So, that's what's happening.

471
17:04.990 --> 17:05.823
We had a meeting.

472
17:05.823 --> 17:07.380
They were sitting around, getting nothing done.

473
17:07.380 --> 17:08.520
I walked into the meeting.

474
17:08.520 --> 17:10.460
I sat down and said, give me your thoughts.

475
17:10.460 --> 17:11.480
I said, here's what we're going to do.

476
17:11.480 --> 17:12.680
We're going to change it like this,

477
17:12.680 --> 17:14.700
got up and we made probably millions of dollars

478
17:14.700 --> 17:15.770
in five seconds.

479
17:15.770 --> 17:16.910
And that's what nobody gets.

480
17:16.910 --> 17:17.840
They're like, why aren't you blogging?

481
17:17.840 --> 17:18.673
Why aren't you doing this?

482
17:18.673 --> 17:19.810
Why aren't you making videos?

483
17:19.810 --> 17:21.310
Because I'm saving this fucking company

484
17:21.310 --> 17:22.510
and coming up with every great idea

485
17:22.510 --> 17:23.380
that this company has.

486
17:23.380 --> 17:25.970
So, that's what's happening with Barstool Indy.

487
17:25.970 --> 17:28.680
Or formerly Indy, now Barstool America.

488
17:28.680 --> 17:30.810
<v ->Barstool Indy will no longer be referred to</v>

489
17:30.810 --> 17:32.527
as Barstool Indy.

490
17:32.527 --> 17:33.530
When we started this company,

491
17:33.530 --> 17:35.100
we thought we were going to be the mouthpiece

492
17:35.100 --> 17:37.450
of the greatest city on earth, Indianapolis.

493
17:37.450 --> 17:38.990
But what we quickly found out through our content

494
17:38.990 --> 17:41.670
is we are the mouthpiece of a group of people

495
17:41.670 --> 17:44.320
that love the heartland of this country.

496
17:44.320 --> 17:45.599
We are now going to be called...

497
17:45.599 --> 17:46.432
Boom!

498
17:46.432 --> 17:47.265
Bam!

499
17:48.105 --> 17:49.407
Sorry, I didn't see you.

500
17:49.407 --> 17:51.430
Biff, bam, boom.

501
17:51.430 --> 17:53.051
Bing, bang, boom.

502
17:53.051 --> 17:55.860
(jackhammer)

503
17:55.860 --> 17:57.550
Barstool America.

504
17:57.550 --> 18:00.490
We did a rebrand of a company three months into it.

505
18:00.490 --> 18:02.690
Just because we thought it was a good idea.

506
18:02.690 --> 18:06.833
And mostly because Dave thought it was a good idea.

507
18:06.833 --> 18:09.270
And, we had to do a press conference.

508
18:09.270 --> 18:11.680
I mean, the only way you do things around this earth

509
18:11.680 --> 18:13.240
is you do press conferences.

510
18:13.240 --> 18:14.420
We did a press conference.

511
18:14.420 --> 18:16.460
And we're hoping Barstool America goes ahead

512
18:16.460 --> 18:18.060
and takes over the world.

513
18:18.060 --> 18:20.093
<v ->What were you doing a year ago today?</v>

514
18:21.940 --> 18:23.410
<v ->What's today's date?</v>

515
18:23.410 --> 18:24.993
<v ->It is the, April 11th.</v>

516
18:27.984 --> 18:29.860
<v ->I think I was in Europe.</v>

517
18:29.860 --> 18:31.660
I think I was in Europe.

518
18:31.660 --> 18:33.260
Getting ready for OTAs to start.

519
18:35.510 --> 18:39.210
Yeah, much more busy now than I was when I was in the NFL.

520
18:39.210 --> 18:40.220
But it's all fun stuff.

521
18:40.220 --> 18:41.130
It's enjoyable stuff.

522
18:41.130 --> 18:42.640
As opposed to fake getting ready

523
18:42.640 --> 18:45.660
for an off-season workout that doesn't matter.

524
18:45.660 --> 18:49.300
Now we're jackhammering...
<v ->Yeah.</v>

525
18:49.300 --> 18:51.352
<v ->In construction sites.</v>

526
18:51.352 --> 18:53.010
(jackhammer)

527
18:53.010 --> 18:54.376
<v ->McAfee's jackhammering?</v>

528
18:54.376 --> 18:56.680
<v ->He paid a guy to jackhammer.</v>

529
18:57.833 --> 18:59.700
<v ->It's not remotely surprising.</v>

530
18:59.700 --> 19:00.937
Like, with most people, I'd be like, what?

531
19:00.937 --> 19:03.970
But that, that sounds like McAfee.

532
19:03.970 --> 19:04.900
Knowing him, he probably paid him

533
19:04.900 --> 19:06.590
like 10 thousand bucks too.

534
19:06.590 --> 19:10.220
He probably could have done it for free,

535
19:10.220 --> 19:11.530
and he was probably like, I'll give you 10 grand.

536
19:11.530 --> 19:13.650
That was probably like his initial offer

537
19:13.650 --> 19:15.060
before the guy's even like, what?

538
19:15.060 --> 19:16.895
He's like, alright, 20.

539
19:16.895 --> 19:18.396
That's probably McAfee.

540
19:18.396 --> 19:19.229
<v ->It's like a puzzle.</v>

541
19:21.349 --> 19:24.014
<v ->Maybe it's like that.</v>

542
19:24.014 --> 19:25.453
<v ->It's definitely no, close?</v>

543
19:26.450 --> 19:29.795
<v ->Oh yeah, somebody fucked up, but I'm still happy.</v>

544
19:29.795 --> 19:30.628
<v ->I think you had it.</v>

545
19:30.628 --> 19:31.461
<v ->You just had it.</v>

546
19:32.920 --> 19:33.753
<v ->Like that?</v>

547
19:33.753 --> 19:34.869
So it's like that?

548
19:34.869 --> 19:36.193
<v ->No, back out a little.</v>

549
19:37.040 --> 19:37.883
Tighten it up.

550
19:40.671 --> 19:42.206
(laughter)

551
19:42.206 --> 19:44.356
<v ->Oh, there it is, dude.</v>

552
19:44.356 --> 19:45.856
There it is, dude.

553
19:48.283 --> 19:50.533
(chanting)

554
19:54.593 --> 19:55.863
<v ->It's coming right down.</v>

555
19:56.790 --> 19:57.623
<v ->I'm so scared.</v>

556
19:59.116 --> 20:00.297
<v ->Pete!</v>

557
20:00.297 --> 20:01.130
(laughter)

558
20:01.130 --> 20:02.957
<v ->Where'd it go?</v>

559
20:02.957 --> 20:03.790
<v ->Jesus.</v>

560
20:06.730 --> 20:09.210
<v ->Going to get some panties wet down in Disney</v>

561
20:09.210 --> 20:11.490 line:15%
during the Star Wars.

562
20:11.490 --> 20:12.500 line:15%
You can give me a little more than that.

563
20:12.500 --> 20:14.160 line:15%
<v ->I didn't want to interrupt your...</v>

564
20:14.160 --> 20:15.170
<v ->Look at that hat too.</v>

565
20:15.170 --> 20:16.543
<v ->I didn't want to interrupt ya.</v>

566
20:16.543 --> 20:17.448
How you doing, bud?

567
20:17.448 --> 20:18.904
<v ->Good man, how's it going?</v>
<v ->Good man, really good.</v>

568
20:18.904 --> 20:20.031
Good to see ya.
<v ->That's a nice color on you.</v>

569
20:20.031 --> 20:22.980
<v ->Thank you.</v>
<v ->It pops, pops.</v>

570
20:22.980 --> 20:25.360
Me and Robbie Fox going down to Florida,

571
20:25.360 --> 20:27.090
Star Wars convention.

572
20:27.090 --> 20:29.210
Gonna hang out with some fellow nerds.

573
20:29.210 --> 20:30.770
Barstool's odd couple.

574
20:30.770 --> 20:32.240
Old and fat, young and skinny.

575
20:32.240 --> 20:34.690
We're going to fucking hit everything in between.

576
20:48.160 --> 20:50.240
<v ->If you're flying to Orlando for a Star Wars celebration,</v>

577
20:50.240 --> 20:51.543
you do it right.

578
20:51.543 --> 20:52.740
<v ->Are you leaving today?</v>

579
20:52.740 --> 20:54.610
<v ->We're leaving in two hours.</v>

580
20:54.610 --> 20:55.443
<v ->You're a drunk.</v>

581
20:55.443 --> 20:57.250 line:15%
<v ->People calling me a drunk on Twitter?</v>

582
20:58.294 --> 20:59.580 line:15%
I was like, dude, you haven't seen a drunk.

583
20:59.580 --> 21:01.440 line:15%
<v ->Yeah, you let me know if you need a knockdown challenge.</v>

584
21:01.440 --> 21:02.740
<v ->I'll let you know? Okay.</v>

585
21:03.703 --> 21:05.944
I was getting chirped last night.

586
21:05.944 --> 21:07.370
<v ->That was rude.</v>
<v ->It was super rude.</v>

587
21:07.370 --> 21:09.360
<v ->I didn't see someone call you a drunk.</v>

588
21:09.360 --> 21:11.158
That's like a crazy trip too.

589
21:11.158 --> 21:12.270
<v ->They said our CEO was a drunk.</v>

590
21:12.270 --> 21:14.900
<v ->I was like, what? How'd you get that?</v>

591
21:14.900 --> 21:17.223
I've been called a lot of things, but not a drunk.

592
21:22.740 --> 21:23.993
<v ->I should have worn shoes.</v>

593
21:27.110 --> 21:28.673
<v ->How about them creamy thighs.</v>

594
21:31.915 --> 21:33.820
<v ->I think Octagon Bob told me a little secret.</v>

595
21:33.820 --> 21:35.220
He said he didn't want to challenge me to the Octagon.

596
21:35.220 --> 21:36.053
You made him.

597
21:36.053 --> 21:37.140
He said you literally said,

598
21:37.140 --> 21:39.610
Octagon Bob, you have Caleb to the Octagon.

599
21:39.610 --> 21:41.510
<v ->He didn't seem to be upset about it.</v>

600
21:42.643 --> 21:43.723
<v ->For what, what'd you do?</v>

601
21:43.723 --> 21:44.556
<v ->He challenged me to the Octagon.</v>

602
21:44.556 --> 21:45.400
<v ->For what?</v>

603
21:45.400 --> 21:46.233
<v ->For my Tweet.</v>

604
21:46.233 --> 21:47.770
But listen, I said, Octagon Bob,

605
21:47.770 --> 21:49.770
I never thought you would do that to me.

606
21:49.770 --> 21:51.330
And he said, Dave made me.

607
21:51.330 --> 21:52.870
I didn't want to.

608
21:52.870 --> 21:54.390
<v ->You told him to do it?</v>

609
21:54.390 --> 21:57.060
<v ->He's my guy, yeah.</v>
<v ->You told him to do it?</v>

610
21:57.060 --> 21:59.540
I think Caleb deserves to be challenged to the Octagon.

611
21:59.540 --> 22:00.720
<v ->That's unbelievable.</v>

612
22:00.720 --> 22:02.670 line:15%
Dave putting out hits with Octagon Bob.

613
22:05.694 --> 22:06.557 line:15%
<v ->Show your tits.</v>

614
22:06.557 --> 22:07.390 line:15%
<v ->No.</v>

615
22:10.730 --> 22:13.063 line:15%
(crosstalk)

616
22:29.710 --> 22:31.360
<v ->Hey Nate, who you Snapchatting?</v>

617
22:34.490 --> 22:35.690
<v ->None of your business.</v>

618
22:36.595 --> 22:38.560
<v ->Oh, you showed me.</v>

619
22:38.560 --> 22:40.520
<v ->Obviously, you got some juice today.</v>

620
22:40.520 --> 22:43.750
You want to talk about why that is?

621
22:43.750 --> 22:44.821
Yeah.

622
22:44.821 --> 22:45.654
<v ->I got a date right after work.</v>

623
22:45.654 --> 22:48.830
And I can't go home and I didn't want to dress like trash.

624
22:48.830 --> 22:50.529
<v ->It's kind of fired.</v>

625
22:50.529 --> 22:52.430
You're not worried about sweating at all, Davey?

626
22:52.430 --> 22:54.953
<v ->No, it is, but what choice do I have?</v>

627
22:54.953 --> 22:57.340
I mean, it's not that...

628
22:57.340 --> 22:59.250
It's just a normal collared shirt,

629
22:59.250 --> 23:01.557
straight from Italy, but I mean.

630
23:02.978 --> 23:04.960 line:15%
<v ->I was saying that All Business Pete right now</v>

631
23:04.960 --> 23:08.500 line:15%
looks like the guy who listens to Mike and Mike

632
23:08.500 --> 23:11.010
on his commute and can't get his dick hard.

633
23:11.010 --> 23:11.843
<v ->Are those connected?</v>

634
23:11.843 --> 23:13.459
Or are those just...
<v ->A little bit.</v>

635
23:13.459 --> 23:14.309
It was connected.

636
23:16.730 --> 23:18.060
Meanwhile, I...

637
23:20.303 --> 23:21.136
Look right in there, Ferrari action.

638
23:22.737 --> 23:24.470
<v ->And then, I got to say as well,</v>

639
23:24.470 --> 23:26.612
it's pretty incredible, the stupidity

640
23:26.612 --> 23:29.480
of the things that cause like huge arguments around here.

641
23:29.480 --> 23:34.300
I think we had, jerseys of tragically deceased players.

642
23:34.300 --> 23:37.150
A video that I'm not particularly proud

643
23:37.150 --> 23:38.879
to have been a part of.

644
23:38.879 --> 23:39.712
<v ->Making fun of the dead people?</v>

645
23:39.712 --> 23:40.545
<v ->Not at all.</v>

646
23:41.590 --> 23:44.760
Yikes, and we had the Hank in ink, "At all cost"

647
23:44.760 --> 23:47.200
on his finger, a little grammar debate.

648
23:47.200 --> 23:48.998
<v ->No, no, the S is short for</v>

649
23:48.998 --> 23:50.370
when you're using a sentence that needs it.

650
23:50.370 --> 23:53.140
Like, he wanted her at any cost, you don't need it.

651
23:53.140 --> 23:55.910
He wanted her at all costs, you need it.

652
23:55.910 --> 23:57.330
<v ->Oh yeah, any and all.</v>

653
23:57.330 --> 24:00.120
<v ->If it said any cost, then it would work.</v>

654
24:00.120 --> 24:00.953
<v ->At any cost.</v>

655
24:00.953 --> 24:03.510
<v ->At a particular cost, I'll pay for that.</v>

656
24:03.510 --> 24:05.460
You want to pay for it, at all of them.

657
24:07.564 --> 24:08.940
<v ->It has an S, Hank.</v>

658
24:08.940 --> 24:12.940
<v ->You said, I want to be the best in the world at all costs.</v>

659
24:12.940 --> 24:14.620
Or at all cost?

660
24:14.620 --> 24:16.987
I want to be the best in the world at all cost.

661
24:16.987 --> 24:18.470
<v ->I think of cost as like fish.</v>

662
24:18.470 --> 24:20.860
Kind of like, fish is plural, you know.

663
24:20.860 --> 24:21.750
<v ->No.</v>

664
24:21.750 --> 24:22.980
<v ->You don't say like fishes.</v>

665
24:22.980 --> 24:23.813
<v ->Fish, fishies?</v>

666
24:23.813 --> 24:26.473
<v ->No, I know you're saying like,</v>

667
24:26.473 --> 24:27.710
Like moose.
<v ->Like moose, yeah.</v>

668
24:27.710 --> 24:29.000
<v ->Like meese.</v>

669
24:29.000 --> 24:30.900
<v ->Moose is the other one right on top of the head.</v>

670
24:30.900 --> 24:32.450
Moose, moose and fish.
<v ->Yeah.</v>

671
24:33.400 --> 24:34.233
<v ->Pigeons.</v>

672
24:35.360 --> 24:36.193
<v ->No cost.</v>

673
24:36.193 --> 24:37.300
<v ->Nope, that one didn't work.</v>

674
24:37.300 --> 24:38.163
<v ->Seagulls.</v>

675
24:39.390 --> 24:41.723
(crosstalk)

676
24:46.870 --> 24:48.690
<v ->Deer.</v>
<v ->Yes.</v>

677
24:48.690 --> 24:52.327
<v ->Dave, what would you say of the phrase, "At all costs?"</v>

678
24:54.643 --> 24:56.620
<v ->I know what it fucking is.</v>

679
24:56.620 --> 24:59.140
<v ->I know, but is it, "at all cost," or "at all costs?"</v>

680
24:59.140 --> 25:00.650
<v ->In your brain, just quick.</v>

681
25:00.650 --> 25:02.170
<v ->At all costs.</v>

682
25:02.170 --> 25:03.770
<v ->Thanks, you might have the idea.</v>

683
25:03.770 --> 25:05.349
<v ->Yeah, we agree.</v>

684
25:05.349 --> 25:07.197
<v ->We'll just Sharpie it on.</v>

685
25:07.197 --> 25:10.773
It's no big deal.

686
25:10.773 --> 25:12.740
<v ->You're going to stay principled to that permanent ink?</v>

687
25:12.740 --> 25:14.270
<v ->It's not like your other tattoo,</v>

688
25:14.270 --> 25:17.100
where you wish you hadn't done R-I-P-I-P.

689
25:17.100 --> 25:19.280
<v ->I get that, I do that with headlines.</v>

690
25:19.280 --> 25:21.933
Like when I have a headline with a misspelling.

691
25:21.933 --> 25:23.186
I stay principled, and I say, fuck it,

692
25:23.186 --> 25:24.567
that's the way it's staying.
<v ->That's the headline.</v>

693
25:24.567 --> 25:25.870
<v ->You do it with your ink.</v>

694
25:25.870 --> 25:26.970
<v ->What's the next one?</v>

695
25:29.450 --> 25:30.283
Where?

696
25:32.280 --> 25:34.130
<v ->The important part here, is that Hank</v>

697
25:34.130 --> 25:36.360
is finally embracing the life that told him to do

698
25:36.360 --> 25:37.859
like three years ago.
<v ->Three years ago.</v>

699
25:37.859 --> 25:39.340
<v ->It was on the Rundown, we were like,</v>

700
25:39.340 --> 25:41.533
Dude, just stay skinny.
<v ->It's so corny.</v>

701
25:41.533 --> 25:42.366
<v ->He's trying to get jacked up.</v>

702
25:42.366 --> 25:43.199
He's drinking like a gallon of milk a day.

703
25:43.199 --> 25:45.250
He had this big fucking cum belly.

704
25:45.250 --> 25:46.083
<v ->He had a cum belly, yeah.</v>

705
25:46.083 --> 25:47.860
<v ->It was outrageous.</v>
<v ->The worst.</v>

706
25:47.860 --> 25:50.880
<v ->He's got the soccer body, he needs to have just a sleeve.</v>

707
25:50.880 --> 25:52.440
<v ->He put a picture on his Instagram the other day.</v>

708
25:52.440 --> 25:54.800
Fat Clem was laying on the bean bag.

709
25:54.800 --> 25:57.200
And he had the ripped jeans, black skinny jeans,

710
25:57.200 --> 25:58.410
the hoodie on with the hat,

711
25:58.410 --> 26:00.280
he was all like thin, hipster look.

712
26:00.280 --> 26:01.113
I was like, this is it.

713
26:01.113 --> 26:02.600
<v ->Just get tattoos on your arms.</v>

714
26:02.600 --> 26:04.500
<v ->You've made the transformation.</v>

715
26:04.500 --> 26:06.602
<v ->Get one of those ring tattoos.</v>

716
26:06.602 --> 26:07.898
<v ->He just needed to move to Williamsburg.</v>

717
26:07.898 --> 26:08.940
<v ->Yeah, that's it, once you get a little Brooklyn</v>

718
26:08.940 --> 26:09.773
in your blood.

719
26:11.870 --> 26:14.637
<v ->Bacon crispy, a little melted cheese, egg.</v>

720
26:14.637 --> 26:16.993
Can't really fuck it up, it's delicious.

721
26:19.460 --> 26:22.630
<v ->I'm sorry, they're being fucking annoying.</v>

722
26:24.610 --> 26:27.280
<v ->Jerseday is the number one rivalry of Barstool.</v>

723
26:27.280 --> 26:30.020
The jersey guys, despise each other.

724
26:30.020 --> 26:32.990
<v ->Ready, look at the ball, start looking at the ball.</v>

725
26:32.990 --> 26:33.823
<v ->Controversy.</v>

726
26:35.090 --> 26:36.190
<v ->Go.</v>

727
26:36.190 --> 26:37.490
<v ->There is no controversy.</v>

728
26:40.190 --> 26:41.023
<v ->High five.</v>

729
26:42.060 --> 26:42.893
Love it.

730
26:42.893 --> 26:45.893
Front, I already know who won this contest.

731
26:46.804 --> 26:48.971
<v ->The NBA Maryland jersey?</v>

732
26:52.916 --> 26:56.650
<v ->A, he was wearing a blatantly fake jersey.</v>

733
26:56.650 --> 26:58.123
Just wildly fake jersey.

734
26:59.030 --> 27:00.640
B, we said, Len Bias was off limits.

735
27:00.640 --> 27:02.450
Otherwise, I'd be here with a Len Bias jersey.

736
27:02.450 --> 27:03.910
Like, what do we think this is?

737
27:03.910 --> 27:05.673
<v ->What's the record in Jerseday?</v>

738
27:06.853 --> 27:08.230
<v ->I'm 3 and 2?</v>

739
27:08.230 --> 27:09.180
4 and 2.

740
27:09.180 --> 27:10.720
<v ->It's like 3, 1, to 1 right now.</v>

741
27:10.720 --> 27:12.260
And then Donnie won.

742
27:12.260 --> 27:14.290
<v ->Donnie came in and just...</v>
<v ->It's the Mormon megalodon.</v>

743
27:14.290 --> 27:15.660
That's fucking...

744
27:15.660 --> 27:17.882
<v ->Yeah, he came in with a multiple gym.</v>

745
27:17.882 --> 27:20.113
Donnie's way more well-liked than me.

746
27:21.110 --> 27:22.400
Just in general, in life.

747
27:22.400 --> 27:23.750
<v ->For spot start too.</v>

748
27:23.750 --> 27:26.450
<v ->For a spot, he came in and he swept the competition.</v>

749
27:27.460 --> 27:30.653
But yeah, I've won, pretty much every week.

750
27:32.050 --> 27:33.420
<v ->That's a pretty sweet shirt too.</v>

751
27:33.420 --> 27:35.224
I don't know what that is.

752
27:35.224 --> 27:36.290
<v ->Would you say it's a definite winner?</v>

753
27:36.290 --> 27:39.313
<v ->I mean, I actually didn't put that together right away.</v>

754
27:40.210 --> 27:42.010
I like...
<v ->That's a wild fake.</v>

755
27:42.010 --> 27:43.773
It has an NBA logo on it.

756
27:45.970 --> 27:47.307
<v ->That's weird.</v>

757
27:47.307 --> 27:48.140
(laughter)

758
27:48.140 --> 27:48.973
<v ->Fake jersey Glen.</v>

759
27:48.973 --> 27:50.365
It's a Glen special.

760
27:50.365 --> 27:51.423
<v ->Brian Piccolo jersey,</v>

761
27:51.423 --> 27:52.460
I thought it would come,

762
27:52.460 --> 27:53.353
I have this jersey and I come in here.

763
27:53.353 --> 27:55.590
<v ->They're like mortal enemies.</v>

764
27:55.590 --> 27:57.470
Every Thursday, they put on the jerseys

765
27:57.470 --> 27:58.810
and they start screaming at each other

766
27:58.810 --> 28:01.260
about some like honor code.

767
28:01.260 --> 28:03.108
<v ->For fake jerseys.</v>
<v ->About jerseys.</v>

768
28:03.108 --> 28:04.090
<v ->Fake jerseys what do you want?</v>

769
28:05.948 --> 28:07.328
<v ->Man's gotta have a code.</v>

770
28:07.328 --> 28:08.257
<v ->I love Glen though.</v>

771
28:08.257 --> 28:09.090
<v ->I know, you guys are friends,</v>

772
28:09.090 --> 28:10.590
you throw on the jerseys, and get between the lines

773
28:10.590 --> 28:12.170
and it gets heated, every Thursday.

774
28:12.170 --> 28:14.830
<v ->I mean, we set a theme for each week.</v>

775
28:14.830 --> 28:16.460
Which is new, but we set a theme for each week.

776
28:16.460 --> 28:17.800
You gotta play by the theme.

777
28:17.800 --> 28:19.060
This week, we set special rules.

778
28:19.060 --> 28:20.480
We had a couple guys who were off limits

779
28:20.480 --> 28:21.730
because they were just so obvious.

780
28:21.730 --> 28:23.640
Like a Len Bias one for a Boston company

781
28:23.640 --> 28:24.750
would win by a lot.

782
28:24.750 --> 28:26.540
A Sean Taylor one would win by a lot.

783
28:26.540 --> 28:28.380
Pat Tillman, with the troops, would win by a lot.

784
28:28.380 --> 28:31.438
So we were trying to make it a little bit more,

785
28:31.438 --> 28:32.271
a little bit more even.

786
28:32.271 --> 28:33.283
<v ->Jose Fernandez.</v>

787
28:33.283 --> 28:34.305
<v ->Jose Fernandez with the recency bias.</v>

788
28:34.305 --> 28:35.138
<v ->So, Glenny cheated.</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

789
28:35.138 --> 28:36.455
Glenny cheated and he's got a fake jersey.

790
28:36.455 --> 28:38.460
So, it's not a great look.

791
28:38.460 --> 28:39.710
<v ->Glenny?</v>

792
28:39.710 --> 28:42.680
<v ->I ordered a Brian Piccolo jersey on NFLshop.com</v>

793
28:42.680 --> 28:43.884
It did not come.

794
28:43.884 --> 28:44.980
<v ->Oh, you're going for the cancer vote.</v>

795
28:44.980 --> 28:45.930
<v ->Yeah.</v>
<v ->Wow.</v>

796
28:47.530 --> 28:48.710
Tony Ford had cancer.

797
28:48.710 --> 28:49.850
It did not come.

798
28:49.850 --> 28:54.270
I had a Roberto Clemente jersey that's only a large.

799
28:54.270 --> 28:56.030
And this that I brought from home.

800
28:56.030 --> 28:57.370
Digs was going to wear the Clemente jersey.

801
28:57.370 --> 28:59.290
He can no longer do this.

802
28:59.290 --> 29:00.123
I fit in the Len Bias jersey.

803
29:00.123 --> 29:02.230
I do not fit in the Roberto Clemente jersey.

804
29:02.230 --> 29:03.970
So, this is the NFLshop's fault.

805
29:03.970 --> 29:05.800
I would have been Ryan Piccolo.

806
29:05.800 --> 29:06.633
<v ->Go.</v>

807
29:10.574 --> 29:12.271
(laughter)

808
29:12.271 --> 29:13.104
Go.

809
29:24.570 --> 29:26.020
<v ->Do one more, just pause it.</v>

810
29:29.295 --> 29:32.160
<v ->What do you know, Friday brings a beautiful surprise.</v>

811
29:32.160 --> 29:33.307
Once again.

812
29:33.307 --> 29:36.302
(piano music)

813
29:36.302 --> 29:41.302
♪ You said it's too late now to say sorry, ♪

814
29:41.359 --> 29:46.359
♪ 'cause we're from the northwest territory. ♪

815
29:50.217 --> 29:55.217
♪ You said it's too late now to say sorry. ♪

816
29:55.579 --> 30:00.114
♪ Because you know we're from north now. ♪

817
30:00.114 --> 30:05.114
♪ Because we're from the northwest territory. ♪

818
30:08.299 --> 30:13.147
♪ You said it's too late now to say sorry. ♪

819
30:13.147 --> 30:17.210
♪ If I got someway to go zero down. ♪

820
30:17.210 --> 30:20.960
♪ No one bothers Canada now. ♪

821
30:22.584 --> 30:24.401
<v ->Still making cancer jokes.</v>

822
30:24.401 --> 30:25.234
<v ->Huh?</v>

823
30:25.234 --> 30:28.067
<v ->Still making cancer jokes I see.</v>

824
30:31.498 --> 30:32.331
Weird.

825
30:35.266 --> 30:36.183
Weird vibe.

826
30:37.330 --> 30:39.487
(laughter)

827
30:39.487 --> 30:42.244
<v ->You want people to do work.</v>

828
30:42.244 --> 30:43.594
<v ->Is that what we're doing?</v>

829
30:45.740 --> 30:47.270
I mean, nothing would surprise me here.

830
30:47.270 --> 30:48.670
But, I'm a little surprised.

831
30:55.390 --> 30:57.070
<v ->Just drinking beers.</v>

832
30:57.070 --> 30:59.341
<v ->We got lucky enough that it just started out of nowhere.</v>

833
30:59.341 --> 31:00.410
<v ->Did you ever listened to a song</v>

834
31:00.410 --> 31:02.534 line:15%
and it would make you wet, if you were a girl?

835
31:02.534 --> 31:03.829 line:15%
<v ->No.</v>
<v ->No.</v>

836
31:03.829 --> 31:05.120 line:15%
<v ->Do you ever listen to a song and it gives you a boner?</v>

837
31:05.120 --> 31:06.870 line:15%
<v ->No.</v>
<v ->Yeah, so...</v>

838
31:06.870 --> 31:08.322
<v ->But girls and guys are not the same,</v>

839
31:08.322 --> 31:10.029
that's why I asked.

840
31:10.029 --> 31:11.577
<v ->I mean, it's a good show, but...</v>

841
31:13.230 --> 31:15.647
I don't know what to call it.

842
31:18.270 --> 31:21.180
<v ->I was just like, in the bottom,</v>

843
31:21.180 --> 31:23.980
like where you are going to get on trains.

844
31:23.980 --> 31:26.540
And people just either started

845
31:26.540 --> 31:30.260
like diving, I didn't hear...

846
31:30.260 --> 31:31.120
I don't really hear anything,

847
31:31.120 --> 31:32.633
like gunshots or shit like that,

848
31:32.633 --> 31:33.466
but it was people just started like,

849
31:33.466 --> 31:35.690
jumping on the ground or diving and shit.

850
31:35.690 --> 31:37.393
And then you just like, you saw kinda coming at you

851
31:37.393 --> 31:39.400
like a wave, people just started turning

852
31:39.400 --> 31:40.413
and fucking running.

853
31:42.791 --> 31:44.740
And I just fucking got out of there.

854
31:44.740 --> 31:47.140
My only reaction was like, hold onto my phone.

855
31:47.140 --> 31:48.210
I don't know why.

856
31:48.210 --> 31:49.860
Probably because I literally have nightmares

857
31:49.860 --> 31:51.300
about losing my phone.

858
31:51.300 --> 31:53.070
And then Dave and Erika yelling at me.

859
31:53.070 --> 31:54.880
Because I can't do anything.

860
31:54.880 --> 31:57.093
So, I was like, I was grabbing my phone.

861
31:58.130 --> 31:59.946
<v ->You do that and be like, Stool Scenes 10.</v>

862
31:59.946 --> 32:01.450
<v ->Nah, we should do it on three, like the count of three.</v>

863
32:01.450 --> 32:03.359
<v ->No, just be like, Stool Scenes 10.</v>

864
32:03.359 --> 32:04.490
And then you're just like, later, gators.

865
32:04.490 --> 32:05.541
And then that's it.

866
32:05.541 --> 32:06.820
<v ->I think we should both say it in unison.</v>

867
32:06.820 --> 32:07.760
<v ->Alright.</v>

868
32:07.760 --> 32:08.593
Ready?

869
32:08.593 --> 32:09.426
<v ->So, what are you going to say?</v>

870
32:09.426 --> 32:11.587
Just, that's a wrap, let's Stool Scenes 10?

871
32:11.587 --> 32:14.380
And then we later gator?
<v ->Yep.</v>

872
32:14.380 --> 32:16.580
That's a wrap, Stool Scenes 10.

873
32:16.580 --> 32:17.983
<v ->Later, gators.</v>
<v ->Later, gators.</v>

874
32:19.183 --> 32:21.740
(laughter)

875
32:21.740 --> 32:22.990
<v ->I don't know, I just...</v>

876
32:24.292 --> 32:26.542
(laughter)

877
32:27.493 --> 32:28.463
Best coach.

878
32:30.410 --> 32:33.160
<v ->By the way, I wasn't even trying to pick a fight.</v>

879
32:33.160 --> 32:34.930
<v ->Oh no, that was 100% to me.</v>

880
32:34.930 --> 32:36.420
Yeah, I just have to put you in your place

881
32:36.420 --> 32:37.820
before you get out of line.