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Welcome to The Barstool College Football Show
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presented by Philips Norelco.
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We are live in Philadelphia for Army-Navy.
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Let me tell you guys something.
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You guys look amazing.
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(crowd cheering)
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I mean this is the best crowd we've seen all year.
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You guys look great.
Hell yeah.
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Dave, you're decked out.
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By the way for all the Army people out there,
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you guys are undefeated when Dave Portnoy
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is in the building,
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and he's in the building tonight.
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(crowd cheering)
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I've said it a million times,
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Army-Navy is pretty much my favorite
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sporting event in the world,
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outside when the Patriots win the Super Bowl--
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Which is a lot by the way.
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(crowd booing loudly)
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Relax, relax.
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All you army guys--
Feel the crowd.
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(Kayce laughing)
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I also said when Army had lost,
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I think 13 in a row.
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Dan and I were talking.
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I said I'm gonna go to Army-Navy every single year
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until Army beats Navy.
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They haven't lost since I've been here.
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(crowd cheering)
Army is undefeated.
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You've got the coat, you've got everything?
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I'm an Army man.
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I'm an Army man.
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Go Army beat Navy.
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(crowd Cheering)
Brandon this is
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your first trip here.
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This is my first trip.
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This is my first trip.
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We good?
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Yeah, we're good.
This is my first trip.
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This is incredible.
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The atmosphere is incredible.
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The weather is perfect for these two football teams.
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Of course, football weather baby.
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I love everything about this.
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And Dan what do you think about Brandon's haircut?
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We gotta talk about it.
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Brandon's haircut looks great.
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It's great to see you Dave.
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I haven't seen you in public since Friday.
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Yeah
(Kayce laughing)
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So it's great to see every one.
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It's been a bit over 24 hours.
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We're gonna have a festive mood today.
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Yeah, everybody's in a good mood.
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It's good football weather.
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But of course we have to sing the National Anthem
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when we're at this game.
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We love the troops here.
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So we're gonna bring up our girl Tiffany Ashton
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to sing the National Anthem.
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I don't know where she is.
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She's coming up but--
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(crowd chanting)
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I love this crowd, I just absolutely--
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Those M17 hats are
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absolute fire.
So come on out Tiffany.
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Come on girl.
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Yeah they are.
I love--
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I want one of those
How's it going?
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Hi.
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(crowd chanting)
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This crowd is just rambunctious.
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So whenever you wanna start
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(crowd chanting loudly)
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Here you go.
What's it say
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on the back?
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I gotta take it off.
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All right.
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Put it on after.
Lets do the National Anthem.
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The only place we do this is here by the way,
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without a doubt.
Yeah, this is the
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only place we do it.
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All right, whenever you want, take it away.
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♪ Oh, say can you see ♪
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♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
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♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪
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♪ At the twilight's last gleaming ♪
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♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪
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♪ Through the perilous fight ♪
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♪ O'er the ramparts we watched ♪
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♪ Were so gallantly streaming ♪
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♪ And the rocket's red glare ♪
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♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪
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♪ Gave proof through the night ♪
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♪ That our flag was still there ♪
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♪ Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave ♪
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♪ O'er the land of the free ♪
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♪ And the home of the brave ♪
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(crowd cheering)
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God bless our troops and God bless America.
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Go Army!
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That was awesome.
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Beautiful, thanks so much girl.
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All right.
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I love this crowd so much.
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All right, so somewhere else in the crowd
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we've got the ZBT crew, a coupe of three guys.
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There second over there.
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Oh there's Katie, there you go.
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You guys are just crowded around everybody.
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We are over here because we're here to be
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having a little bit,
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if you want to be on the Army team of
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doing a little bit of a beer chug,
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come see us.
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If you wanna be on the Navy team, at the end of the show,
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we're gonna have a big time contest,
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probably do a relay race.
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We need three and three.
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Three and three.
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So relay race.
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So we need three people--
Show me three good
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army men and women
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So we need three from Navy, three from Army.
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At the end of the show,
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we're gonna see who's the fastest.
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I think it's gonna be a boat race
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so I think Navy is gonna win.
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I think--
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(crowds cheer drowns out speaker)
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No, no, no.
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You will think that.
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Dave Portnoy is a big Army guy.
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Huge Army guy.
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So I think--
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You got to control the crowd, Caps.
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So I think that Army's gonna come from behind and win.
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Definitely from behind.
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Chaps!
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I think that Navy's gonna--
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It's a fuckin' family show dude.
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I think Navy's gonna have to squat down
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real hard and really push.
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No, I think Army's gonna come out on top.
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Yeah, for sure, absolutely.
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(crowd cheering loudly)
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I mean, you had to see that coming.
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I don't know what they're referring to.
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No, of course not, so find the ZBT crew.
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They're going to be wondering around the crowd
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if you want to be in the relay race.
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Army versus Navy, we're gonna get to that game
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in just a little bit but right now,
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Hope you all are enjoying a bunch.
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We're gonna talk about the college football
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playoff for just a second.
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Obviously a couple of weeks until that.
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But we'll start with number four,
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Oklahoma versus number one LSU.
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LSU right now favored by 13.
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The over/under set at 75 1/2.
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Dave, you've been an anti-Oklahoma guy.
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What do you think is gonna happen here?
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Yeah, I have been anti-Oklahoma the whole season.
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First of all, Brandon Walker, you escaped.
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Baylor was this close to being in the playoffs.
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I don't know what, do you get credit for
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for being this close to anything?
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I'm just saying they're very close.
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Overtime.
That's not true.
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You're very close.
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Having said that, I love LSU.
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I think Oklahoma does stink but
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everybody's so much on LSU, LSU, LSU.
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Part of me thinks this game is gonna
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be way closer than people think.
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And it actually wouldn't shock me
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if Oklahoma somehow stunned the world here.
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No way, they can't stop Joe Burrow.
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Listen, I'm just--
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Their defense stinks.
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The defense has turned a corner.
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They've played a lot better but
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it still just comes down to the fact
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that Jalen Hurts is gonna make at least one,
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probably two turnovers in big time moments.
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This college football season has
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been wildly predictable.
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There hasn't been the big game,
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the big upset.
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It's still out there.
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This is the last one left.
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And you know LSU, the national title game
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is in New Orleans.
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I'm gonna take LSU in this game
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but, you know, it's hard to have a look ahead--
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13 is huge.
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It's hard to have a look ahead in
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a college football final four game
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in the semi-finals but
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the fact that it's a home game.
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If they win this and they go to New Orleans
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to win the national title,
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it's gotta at least be in the back of their minds.
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And Joe Burrow's gonna win the Heisman tonight,
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so there's a lot of things going on with that.
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I think Jalen Hurts is gonna be able to score
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against LSU but there's no way that defense
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can stop Joe Burrows.
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LSU's defense has been playing better too.
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Yes they have.
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I think he'll be able to score though.
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First of all, shout out to the guy
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in the crowd with the O.U. hat on,
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so we've got an Oklahoma fan out there.
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Boomer!
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You're gonna get your fuckin' ass kicked
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when you play LSU.
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Oh, there it is.
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Your gonna get your ass kicked.
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LSU has beaten three better teams than Oklahoma
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already this year.
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They're gonna win this game by
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three touchdowns, no doubt.
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You know what I love about Oklahoma though,
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even watching them play Baylor,
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when they panned the crowd,
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all they do is horns down.
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Let's look at the guy in the crowd's
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doing it right now, yeah.
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It doesn't matter who they're playing,
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doesn't matter what.
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But that might've been him
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mocking your sex stance also.
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Oklahoma's hate for Texas--
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Brandon Walker, let me tell you something--
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That might've been him mocking your sex stance.
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If you watched it or spread the video,
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it's federal crime, so do it at you own--
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I didn't watch it, I didn't watch it.
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This could be a Dave Portnoy sign though.
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But you've also gotta also mention
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the athleticism please.
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Please mention the athleticism.
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Oklahoma, you're right Dave,
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Oklahoma doing horns down constantly
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is the only thing that's keeping
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Texas relevant at this point.
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100%.
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At this point, that's all Texas has.
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We have a couple people out here
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that are Texas fans apparently,
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doin' the horns up.
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You guys had a not great season.
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There's a lot--
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There's a lot of horns down for some reason.
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Tom Herman hot seat?
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Or that might be the Portnoy thing?
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Are you gonna keep doin' that joke, Brandon Walker?
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No, it's just they're doin' it now,
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I'm sorry, they're doin' it.
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That's not it.
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More like this.
All right, well so Brandon,
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how many points is LSU gonna win by?
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LSU is gonna win by three or four touchdowns.
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This game's not gonna be close.
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They're gonna move on to the winner
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of the tougher game in this bracket.
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Oklahoma doesn't belong.
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There are three national title competitors--
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No, you can't say that.
Yes I can say that.
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Well, they do belong.
You can not say that.
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You can say it, why can't you?
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What do you mean, they belong but you
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think they're gonna lose?
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I think there's three--
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(crowd chanting)
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They're chanting doggy style now.
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I don't know what people are talking about.
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I have no idea what people are talking about.
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I think there are three national title contenders
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and Oklahoma's not one.
It's not doggy,
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it's froggy.
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I mean, did we expect this not to happen.
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It hasn't been confirmed but
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who ever that was in the video
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showed supreme athleticism.
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(crowd cheering)
(Kayce laughing)
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Supreme, supreme.
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I have a feeling this is gonna keep coming up.
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While we do that, let's talk about
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that game Brandon just mentioned.
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Number three Clemson versus number two Ohio State.
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Ohio State is plus two right now,
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the total set at 63 1/2.
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Dan, obviously this is the game
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everybody's forward to,
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more than the top.
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What ya' think's gonna happen?
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So, we have a future on Ohio State.
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Separately, there's a bunch of us
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who have futures on Ohio State.
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I think Clemson's gonna win this game.
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I think Clemson has been the team that
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everyone has somewhat forgotten about
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because they play in the ACC.
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But they have absolutely been killing everyone.
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They've been here before
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and Ohio State, the fact that Jack Coan
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was able to throw on them a little bit.
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I honestly think that the problem with Ohio State
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is they've played a bunch of teams that can't
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throw over the top on them.
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Even Michigan, Michigan got beat by a million
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but Michigan was able to move the ball.
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So I do think that they--
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For a half.
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Right but I think that Ohio State's weakness
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is probably gonna be their secondary
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and I think they're gonna be in a game here
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where Trevor Lawrence is not gonna be scared
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of this moment.
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He hasn't lost in college.
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He's not Jack Coan, he's not Shane Patterson,
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He's not the Penn State quarterback.
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I just think it's a different animal.
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It's gonna be a close one but
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sitting here right now, I'm taking Clemson.
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Clemson has just quietly been
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kicking everybody's ass.
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It's 'cause nobody cares about the ACC.
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I'm mean they're crushing everybody.
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They've been there before.
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Justin Fields, who's played very well,
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he was rattled against Michigan early too.
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So he's gonna come out in the college football playoff
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against a Clemson defense,
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that's gonna be pretty difficult.
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It's just like Clemson last year,
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I think you said this Dave,
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like if we just went off of the rankings,
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the team that won last year, still has not lost.
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Like they still have not lost.
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And they're the third team in the playoff,
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which is insane.
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If they were Alabama,
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meaning if Clemson was Alabama,
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did the same exact thing they would be number one.
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Like you said, I have Ohio State
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for a ton of money at seven to one to win the whole thing.
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I would very gladly trade straight up for Clemson.
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I think Clemson's gonna win the game.
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I think Clemson's gonna win the national championship.
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I think they've been sittin' around,
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they haven't played anybody.
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They have the most talent.
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There's the best coach.
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I would love to have Clemson here.
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I have no faith in Ohio State,
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I think I have a losing ticket.
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And you always have to be careful of
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a really, really talented team that
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can actually play a disrespect card.
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And it really is disrespect--
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And that always scares the shit out of you.
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Like when the Patriots have a real disrespect,
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when Alabama has a real disrespect,
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it's a different animal.
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Yeah, and Dabo's been talking about that,
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the whole disrespect thing.
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I know you've hated that a lot.
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But I mean it's the truth.
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They are probably the quietly the best
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team in the country and they're
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number three in the playoffs.
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All that being said,
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we're getting dangerously close,
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'cause I don't think these two
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guys will be the only guys to say it,
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we're getting dangerously close
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to the disrespect flipping to Ohio State.
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(everyone speaking at once)
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Ohio State has killed everybody.
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It's awesome.
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But what Ohio State has done this year
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that they are a two point underdog to anybody,
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but I understand it.
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Can I add one point--
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That first half against Wisconsin.
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We kind of exposed them--
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Can I add one real quick point here,
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last time we sat here
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all these Eagle fans would tell me
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how they're the Super Bowl champs.
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Oh, how the times have turned!
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(crowd cheering)
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How'd that just pop into your head?
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These Eagles fans, they had their one moment.
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I love Philadelphia.
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I'm the captain of Philadelphia now
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but we gotta get Nick Foles back.
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Wentz stinks.
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We're not gonna make the playoffs.
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We gotta get back.
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If we ever want to be back here.
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I just remember now,
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the Patriots are the Super Bowl champs.
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I told you guys last time.
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I'm sorry that just popped into my head.
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We gotta get rid of Wentz.
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He hasn't won shit.
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(crowd cheering loudly)
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We gotta get rid of Wentz.
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He just fucked you guys.
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Yeah, I know that's a good term.
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But by the way, I like Clemson.
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Okay, Brandon?
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I like Ohio State, only because everybody's
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gonna towards Clemson.
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That's the only reason.
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These are two very, very good teams.
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I'm probably gonna change my mind
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twice in the next two weeks.
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Oh, I'd say more than that,
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I'm gonna flip probably every single day
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before the game.
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I just love what I've seen from
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Ohio State all year.
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I can't see a scenario where
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they're not ready for this game.
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Clemson, I don't know,
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I'm just gonna go Ohio State.
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I really want to see LSU and Joe Burrow
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versus Ohio State in New Orleans,
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which means it's probably not gonna happen
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'cause this storyline just writes itself.
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That is the story.
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That is the story everybody wants.
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But then again, Trevor Lawrence has never lost.
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Never.
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Never lost.
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Never lost, so our Ohio State fan's
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somewhere in the crowd.
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Where's big Ev at?
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I'm right here.
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Big Ev, what do you think about this?
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I'm just so sick and tired of Dabo
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playing this, "Boo-hoo, no one's givin' us a chance."
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What do you mean no one's giving you a chance?
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You're literally the favorite to win the national title.
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Like that's just over.
Well he doesn't say
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nobody gives them a chance.
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He says they should be one.
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He said this week,
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"No one's giving us a shot."
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Like that's bullshit.
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You're the betting Vegas odds favorite
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to win the national title.
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It's a crock of shit.
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God damn.
469
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Relax man.
We're gonna come in there.
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We're gonna go to Arizona
471
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and we're gonna win this damn game.
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That's what's gonna happen.
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In defense of Dabo,
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I think he's a little over the top
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and he's a little ridiculous but
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he's somehow incepted the world.
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I'm sittin' here being like,
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yeah Clemson is disrespected.
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It's also gonna work for his players,
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I'm mean, it's gonna happen.
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To be honest, if I was on Clemson
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I'd feel that way.
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They haven't been beaten in like
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two years and they're the three seed.
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So you can say it.
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Okay, so before we move on,
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who's winning the national title?
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You've said Clemson.
Clemson.
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Dan, who's winning?
LSU.
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LSU.
I'm taking LSU as well.
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Clemson beats LSU.
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I can assume it's Ohio State for you, right?
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LSU beats Ohio State.
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No chance, we're winning it all.
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We're winning it all.
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We're the most talented, deepest team
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in the country.
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We've got one of the best players in the country,
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Okudah at corner.
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Arnette at the other corner.
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We're just fine in the secondary.
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We're gonna be just fine.
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What happens if Clemson barely beats Ohio State
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and Oklahoma beats LSU,
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then Oklahoma beats Clemson?
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Does Wisconsin havin' a good Rose Bowl
507
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performance get enough votes to be number one?
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Baylor may get a few votes.
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Baylor would definitely get a few votes.
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Well we'll see that play out in just a few weeks
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but let's move on to OneBlade Trivia
512
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with Brandon Walker and his new haircut.
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OneBlade is the one tool that let's
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you trim, edge and shave any length of
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facial hair with a single pass.
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It's easy to use, it's versatile,
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OneBlade does it all.
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If you guys have been watching the show this season,
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every single trivia question gets ruined.
520
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So we're gonna see, this one's not going to get ruined.
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Last week's question was which team
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led the country in wins from 2000 to 2009?
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You did not get it.
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It was Boise State.
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Boise State with a 112 wins,
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with two more wins than Oklahoma in that time frame.
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The hardnosed guy on Twitter, @hardnosedguy from
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Chicago won it.
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This week's question,
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who was the first junior to win the Heisman Trophy?
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Who was the first junior to win the Heisman Trophy?
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Herschel Walker.
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No.
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Sims, Sims from Oklahoma.
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I don't--
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Much, much, much earlier than that.
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Sims from Oklahoma.
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It was not Sims from Oklahoma.
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How much earlier?
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What decade?
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It was in the 40s or 50s.
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Oh, who the fuck cares.
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Where are we?
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Where are we?
545
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Paul Hornug.
Roger Staubach.
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No, no.
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This is the first time in a long time,
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it's not been ruined.
The other guy from Army?
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#ONEBLADETRIVIA
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Joe Bellino?
Good call.
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If you go #ONEBLADETRIVIA,
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you'll get a Philips Norelco OneBlade
553
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and you'll get some Barstool merch.
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So make sure you go on that.
555
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The fact that we didn't ruin this
556
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question upsets me.
557
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It's a live show.
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I've heard the answer from the crowd.
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Somebody get on your phone and tweet it right now.
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You'll get some free merch.
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All right, let's go to the Philips Norelco tent
562
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again with Big Ev.
563
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It's time for the Viral Moments of the Week.
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John!
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Are we here right now with the Philips Norelco tent?
566
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I can't hear anybody.
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Go ahead, sorry.
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They're yelling at us again, go ahead.
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Last week was championship week.
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A lot of celebration but also on the other side,
571
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a lot of negative stuff.
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We got a bunch of free t-shirts, headed to Africa,
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third world country somewhere.
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I got, I got it, yeah, yeah.
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That's tough for Georgia fans.
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It's the saddest thing ever.
577
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The fact that anybody thought that Georgia
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was gonna win that football game is sad.
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That's not even the saddest thing though.
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Sorry, I didn't want to jump ahead.
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Do we have Ugga, Big Ev or no?
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We do not have Ugga.
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Did you see Ugga?
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No.
585
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They had to take Ugga's jersey off
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and walk him through the hallways.
587
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Oh, that's depressing.
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It was the saddest thing ever.
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Why'd they have to take his jersey off?
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Because he was gonna get beat up.
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Aw, that's really sad.
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Why was he gonna get beat up?
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'Cause they got the shit kicked outta them.
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Are they chanting Wawa?
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Yeah, I tweeted today.
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(crowd chanting loudly)
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I used to bash Wawa.
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I've driven the New York to Philly thing
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enough now where I've stopped and I've
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become like a Wawa guy.
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I don't know what happened.
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I stopped and got a fucking steak and cheese
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at 10 in the morning.
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Wawa, Carson Wentz, overrated,
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Wawa, Carson Wentz, overrated.
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Dave loves Sheetz.
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That's the competitor.
(crowd booing)
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I don't know why the Philly people are booing me.
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I can not imagine why.
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You can get a sandwich and you can get
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your gas filled.
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It's unbelievable.
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I'm a fan of Wawa.
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All right, Big Ev, moment number two.
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Moment number two, I mean even though LSU
616
17:46.100 --> 17:47.450
might be some competition down the line,
617
17:47.450 --> 17:48.670
you gotta love Coach O.
618
17:48.670 --> 17:50.320
Coach O just rippin' some jumping jacks
619
17:50.320 --> 17:51.776
with the boys before the game.
620
17:51.776 --> 17:53.026
You gotta love Coach O.
621
17:53.026 --> 17:54.010
You gotta love Coach O.
622
17:54.010 --> 17:55.050
Who wouldn't wanna go to war for that guy?
623
17:55.050 --> 17:56.927
You know the best thing Coach O did?
624
17:56.927 --> 17:58.180
He was so refreshing
625
17:58.180 --> 18:00.900
and when Championship Saturday ends
626
18:00.900 --> 18:03.021
and Dabo comes off and he goes like, "Well, we're
627
18:03.021 --> 18:03.854
"the best team in the country."
628
18:03.854 --> 18:04.990
And Ryan Day says, "We're the best."
629
18:04.990 --> 18:06.773
Coach O just said, "We'll play anyone anywhere."
630
18:06.773 --> 18:08.294
I love that.
631
18:08.294 --> 18:09.460
Pat Hill.
Yeah, Pat Hill.
632
18:09.460 --> 18:10.920
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere.
633
18:10.920 --> 18:12.700
Has there ever been a college football coach
634
18:12.700 --> 18:15.280
that's more fit for a school than Coach O and LSU?
635
18:15.280 --> 18:16.611
Hal Mumme at Kentucky.
636
18:16.611 --> 18:17.444
Yep.
637
18:17.444 --> 18:18.277
Okay, that one's close.
638
18:18.277 --> 18:19.413
But Coach is just Baton Rouge.
639
18:19.413 --> 18:21.420
He's perfect, he's perfect.
640
18:21.420 --> 18:23.550
Sam Pittman actually might be for Arkansas,
641
18:23.550 --> 18:24.383
because he looks like--
642
18:24.383 --> 18:25.440
A hog?
He does.
643
18:25.440 --> 18:26.273
An idiot.
644
18:26.273 --> 18:27.440
Hugh Freeze at Ole Miss, because he
645
18:27.440 --> 18:28.740
was a total piece of shit.
646
18:28.740 --> 18:30.699
Okay, he got a contract extension.
647
18:30.699 --> 18:31.532
Yeah he did.
648
18:31.532 --> 18:32.365
What about Lane Kiffin?
649
18:32.365 --> 18:33.789
You haven't publicly mentioned that on this show.
650
18:33.789 --> 18:35.823
Not on this show, not on this show.
651
18:35.823 --> 18:36.850
He's looking good.
652
18:36.850 --> 18:38.240
I welcome everything about it.
653
18:38.240 --> 18:39.494
I think he's going to be a spectacular train wreck
654
18:39.494 --> 18:40.920
and I'm a little worried.
655
18:40.920 --> 18:43.220
Nah, he's gonna recruit.
656
18:43.220 --> 18:46.280
He's gotta worry you when an Ole Miss guy
657
18:46.280 --> 18:48.430
comes in and is like, "We're comin' for Alabama,"
658
18:48.430 --> 18:50.250
and they don't even care about Mississippi State,
659
18:50.250 --> 18:51.235
that's got to worry you.
660
18:51.235 --> 18:52.370
You want a coach that cheats until
661
18:52.370 --> 18:53.203
they get caught and then you get
662
18:53.203 --> 18:54.036
another guy who cheats.
663
18:54.036 --> 18:54.870
I know but they always get caught.
664
18:54.870 --> 18:56.000
They're stupid, they're quite stupid.
665
18:56.000 --> 18:59.080
I'd rather cheat and have that moment in the sun.
666
18:59.080 --> 19:00.309
Aw, a 1000%.
667
19:00.309 --> 19:01.300
Yeah, he went on the podcast
668
19:01.300 --> 19:02.470
and put Lane Kiffin on his shit list.
669
19:02.470 --> 19:04.353
We were number one in the country just five years ago.
670
19:04.353 --> 19:05.740
For one week.
671
19:05.740 --> 19:06.573
Five weeks!
672
19:06.573 --> 19:07.406
It was five weeks.
673
19:07.406 --> 19:09.080
It was from October to November 26th.
674
19:09.080 --> 19:10.599
It was when you peaked as a human being.
675
19:10.599 --> 19:11.992
That's absolutely when I peaked.
676
19:11.992 --> 19:12.825
Hand up, I shouldn't have even mentioned it
677
19:12.825 --> 19:14.860
and let him try to side track this show.
678
19:14.860 --> 19:15.730
All right, Big Ev.
679
19:15.730 --> 19:16.563
Moment number three.
680
19:16.563 --> 19:17.630
Viral moment number three,
681
19:17.630 --> 19:20.246
I mean, it's Army-Navy, all the troops here.
682
19:20.246 --> 19:21.730
We're about integrity.
683
19:21.730 --> 19:23.238
This is a man I'm gonna show right now
684
19:23.238 --> 19:25.652
who has integrity, who's paid his debts.
685
19:25.652 --> 19:28.260
Tom Brady, wearin' the Ohio State shirt.
686
19:28.260 --> 19:29.443
I gotta tell you,
687
19:29.443 --> 19:30.390
I think he looks better in scarlet
688
19:30.390 --> 19:31.704
than he does in blue.
689
19:31.704 --> 19:33.107
He looks good in that red,
690
19:33.107 --> 19:34.010
he looks damn good.
691
19:34.010 --> 19:35.560
And Chase Winovich too.
692
19:36.400 --> 19:37.233
Yeah, Tom Brady.
693
19:37.233 --> 19:39.009
I mean, he's the guy who's won six Super Bowls.
694
19:39.009 --> 19:41.260
He's the reigning Super Bowl champion.
695
19:41.260 --> 19:42.260
The best ever.
696
19:42.260 --> 19:43.410
He is a man of integrity.
697
19:43.410 --> 19:44.600
He is, he pays his bets.
698
19:44.600 --> 19:45.740
We appreciate that around here.
699
19:45.740 --> 19:47.774
Super Bowl MVP, much like Nick Foles,
700
19:47.774 --> 19:49.523
except we kept our guy.
701
19:51.305 --> 19:52.700
You had a jersey of Foles/Brady right?
702
19:52.700 --> 19:53.820
Yeah, Foles/Brady.
703
19:53.820 --> 19:54.653
I love Nick Foles.
704
19:54.653 --> 19:56.769
He won this city a Super Bowl and then
705
19:56.769 --> 19:58.640
they kicked him to the curb.
706
19:58.640 --> 20:00.000
What else you got, Ev?
707
20:00.000 --> 20:01.630
Just remember, we have the Philips Norelco tent
708
20:01.630 --> 20:03.945
over here, #GAMEFACECHALLENGE.
709
20:03.945 --> 20:05.060 line:15%
Philips Norelco Game Face Challenge,
710
20:05.060 --> 20:06.276 line:15%
shave your teams logo in your face,
711
20:06.276 --> 20:08.640 line:15%
head, wherever you got hair.
712
20:08.640 --> 20:11.950 line:15%
Send it to us to be represented on Barstool.
713
20:11.950 --> 20:12.783 line:15%
Yeah, go head over to the--
714
20:12.783 --> 20:15.340 line:15%
Is that guy in the chug contest?
715
20:15.340 --> 20:16.279 line:15%
That guy right there?
716
20:16.279 --> 20:17.112
He's got to be.
717
20:17.112 --> 20:18.643
I mean he's go some fantastic hair.
718
20:18.643 --> 20:20.331
Show the person right there.
719
20:20.331 --> 20:21.164
Can we go to the ZBT guys?
720
20:21.164 --> 20:23.701
That guy is gonna win the chug contest.
721
20:23.701 --> 20:24.690
Look at him.
722
20:24.690 --> 20:25.940
I like that guy.
723
20:28.904 --> 20:29.970
He's not only gonna chug the beer,
724
20:29.970 --> 20:31.541
he's gonna eat the can.
725
20:31.541 --> 20:33.075
I'm ready.
726
20:33.075 --> 20:34.365
Is he Army or Navy?
727
20:34.365 --> 20:36.984
Oh my mic, oh here we go.
728
20:36.984 --> 20:37.817
Army!
729
20:37.817 --> 20:38.650
Army, go Army!
730
20:38.650 --> 20:40.890
Ah, there we go.
731
20:40.890 --> 20:42.120
Go Army, beat Navy, always.
732
20:42.120 --> 20:44.020
We're gonna jump back in with the ZBT crew
733
20:44.020 --> 20:44.853
in just a second.
734
20:44.853 --> 20:46.840
But we're gonna get to the Philips Norelco Top Tens.
735
20:46.840 --> 20:48.400
Philips Norelco does the most innovative grooming
736
20:48.400 --> 20:50.610
tools to help you do what feels right.
737
20:50.610 --> 20:52.220
So all season, we've been doing teams.
738
20:52.220 --> 20:53.260
We decided not to do that today.
739
20:53.260 --> 20:54.380
Dave had the idea.
740
20:54.380 --> 20:56.685
We're gonna do the most American Americans
741
20:56.685 --> 20:59.050
but the caveat, and I don't know if anybody
742
20:59.050 --> 20:59.883
cheated on here.
743
20:59.883 --> 21:00.950
Dave sent an email and said we were not going to
744
21:00.950 --> 21:02.400
put any military in there because obviously,
745
21:02.400 --> 21:04.030
the whole list would be military.
746
21:04.030 --> 21:07.170
So it's non-military most American Americans
747
21:07.170 --> 21:08.003
that we have.
748
21:08.003 --> 21:08.907
And when I envisioned this,
749
21:08.907 --> 21:11.780
it's like your stepping off a plane into a
750
21:11.780 --> 21:14.360
foreign country or on Jupiter or Mars, like
751
21:14.360 --> 21:15.820
who do you want coming off that plane?
752
21:15.820 --> 21:17.667
Where everyone's like, "Oh shit, we gotta deal
753
21:17.667 --> 21:18.606
"with this guy?"
754
21:18.606 --> 21:19.439
So yeah, that was it.
755
21:19.439 --> 21:20.860
Again, prefacing no military,
756
21:20.860 --> 21:22.480
so if they cheated that's on them.
757
21:22.480 --> 21:23.313
We'll start with Dan, Dan?
758
21:23.313 --> 21:24.656
All right, you wanna do mine?
759
21:24.656 --> 21:26.250
All right, mine's pretty easy.
760
21:26.250 --> 21:27.710
I got Rocky number one.
761
21:27.710 --> 21:29.549
You guys ever heard of him in Philadelphia?
762
21:29.549 --> 21:30.940
(crowd cheering)
763
21:30.940 --> 21:31.820
Hulk Hogan, two.
764
21:31.820 --> 21:36.215
Lex Luger, he body slammed Yokozuna on July 4th.
765
21:36.215 --> 21:38.970
The Dream Team, the entire Dream Team.
766
21:38.970 --> 21:40.000
Dog the Bounty Hunter.
767
21:40.000 --> 21:41.754
Uncle Chaps, Kate and Cons.
768
21:41.754 --> 21:42.962
That's cheating,
769
21:42.962 --> 21:43.795
that's cheating.
That's podcasting.
770
21:43.795 --> 21:45.770
No, those are my favorite podcasters.
771
21:45.770 --> 21:47.910
They might have been in the military, I don't know.
772
21:47.910 --> 21:49.080
Stone Cold Steve Austin,
773
21:49.080 --> 21:50.810
Andre the Giant, Pat Tillman.
774
21:50.810 --> 21:52.210
Everyone knows Pat Tillman.
775
21:52.210 --> 21:53.043
Also cheating.
776
21:53.043 --> 21:55.090
And Jesse Owens beat Hitler.
777
21:55.090 --> 21:56.403
Jesse Owens beat Hitler.
778
21:56.403 --> 21:57.660
That's a good one.
779
21:57.660 --> 22:00.090
I want to say, my list when we get to it,
780
22:00.090 --> 22:01.290
is only alive people.
781
22:01.290 --> 22:04.170
I didn't do fake and I didn't do dead.
782
22:04.170 --> 22:07.320
I did all real and yeah, some dead legends.
783
22:07.320 --> 22:09.510
So, Jesse Owens deserves to be on there.
784
22:09.510 --> 22:10.907
Lex Luger is a great pick.
785
22:10.907 --> 22:14.350
He body slammed Yokozuna on July 4th,
786
22:14.350 --> 22:15.258
starting basically World War III.
787
22:15.258 --> 22:16.091
But if I were going dead people,
788
22:16.091 --> 22:17.300
I may have gone Mr. Perfect.
789
22:18.230 --> 22:19.650
There weren't a lot of ramifications,
790
22:19.650 --> 22:20.710
we just kinda threw it out there.
791
22:20.710 --> 22:22.200
Brandon, go ahead.
792
22:22.200 --> 22:23.983
All right, so I kinda went similar to what he did.
793
22:23.983 --> 22:26.540
I don't really remember it but go ahead Spider,
794
22:26.540 --> 22:27.373
please unveil it.
795
22:27.373 --> 22:29.406
I got Hacksaw Jim Duggan at number 10.
796
22:29.406 --> 22:31.380
(crowd loudly booing)
797
22:31.380 --> 22:33.093
I've got Dak Prescott at number one.
798
22:33.093 --> 22:35.934
Dak Prescott got beat up at Daytona Beach.
799
22:35.934 --> 22:38.767
I've got Kate Upton at number two.
800
22:42.654 --> 22:44.160
Kate Upton?
801
22:44.160 --> 22:47.273
Welcome to 2020.
802
22:49.000 --> 22:50.490
My Uncle Donnie, The Rock,
803
22:50.490 --> 22:53.430
Dave Chappelle, Ron Swanson,
804
22:53.430 --> 22:55.540
that guy in the front row,
805
22:55.540 --> 22:56.373
That works.
806
22:56.373 --> 22:58.490
Bass fishing legend Bill Dance,
807
22:58.490 --> 22:59.817
Charles Barkley and Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
808
22:59.817 --> 23:01.630
I have Charles Barkley on mine,
809
23:01.630 --> 23:04.110
number four with the entire Dream Team.
810
23:04.110 --> 23:06.390
Dream Team made basketball the global game.
811
23:06.390 --> 23:07.700
Yeah, I like the Dream Team.
812
23:07.700 --> 23:09.200
You don't like any of mine, Dave?
813
23:09.200 --> 23:10.140
Well that guy in the front row.
814
23:10.140 --> 23:11.920
He thought they'd like get excited.
815
23:11.920 --> 23:12.753
Which guy?
816
23:12.753 --> 23:13.586
Which guy?
817
23:13.586 --> 23:14.480
I don't know.
818
23:17.168 --> 23:19.033
I thought it was him but he said no.
819
23:21.850 --> 23:23.023
Let's go with mine--
820
23:23.023 --> 23:24.910
I did some fictional too.
821
23:24.910 --> 23:25.770
It's the doggy style chant again.
822
23:25.770 --> 23:26.871
Yeah, of course it is.
823
23:26.871 --> 23:28.112
They've been doing it the whole show.
824
23:28.112 --> 23:29.480
This one's got a dog.
825
23:29.480 --> 23:30.860
Yeah, I do have a dog on there.
826
23:30.860 --> 23:31.940
Reveille, heard of her?
827
23:31.940 --> 23:34.770
I went with Benny the Jet, Sandlot is the number one
828
23:34.770 --> 23:36.320
American movie, no question.
829
23:36.320 --> 23:37.583
Tom Brady, Michael Jordan--
830
23:37.583 --> 23:38.950
I have Michael Jordan on mine as well,
831
23:38.950 --> 23:40.600
number four, the Dream Team.
832
23:40.600 --> 23:42.280
Hugh Hefner, living the American dream,
833
23:42.280 --> 23:43.430
got Barry Bonds, Carrie Underwood--
834
23:43.430 --> 23:44.630
Barry Bonds?
835
23:47.250 --> 23:48.544
He's a cheater!
836
23:48.544 --> 23:49.502
Well he's a legend.
837
23:49.502 --> 23:50.452
Well everybody cheats Brandon.
838
23:50.452 --> 23:51.892
Well if you're going to do a baseball player,
839
23:51.892 --> 23:53.810
there's more American baseball players.
840
23:53.810 --> 23:54.980
That's the first one that popped in my head.
841
23:54.980 --> 23:56.287
Pete Rose is the most American baseball player.
842
23:56.287 --> 23:57.160
Carrie Underwood, 'cause she sings the
843
23:57.160 --> 23:59.127
Sunday Night Football and she's super hot.
844
23:59.127 --> 24:01.150
Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive.
845
24:01.150 --> 24:02.300
Bruce Willis, Die Hard,
846
24:02.300 --> 24:03.543
and Brandon's Uncle Donnie 'cause he's the
847
24:03.543 --> 24:05.943
apparently the most American guy in Mississippi.
848
24:06.820 --> 24:07.800
I like your Uncle Donnie.
849
24:07.800 --> 24:09.350
Let's see yours Dave.
850
24:09.350 --> 24:13.615
So again, mine's all living people and real people.
851
24:13.615 --> 24:17.173
Mine is as well, they're living in memories.
852
24:18.090 --> 24:19.920
Andre the Giant is French, by the way.
853
24:19.920 --> 24:21.420
So 10, I went Doris Burke.
854
24:21.420 --> 24:23.020
Everybody knows I love Doris Burke.
855
24:23.020 --> 24:24.050
I just put her on the bill.
856
24:24.050 --> 24:26.540
Bruce Buffer is to me, my sleeper pick.
857
24:26.540 --> 24:27.930
Because anytime you do anything and
858
24:27.930 --> 24:30.150
you say, "Let's get ready to rumble,"
859
24:30.150 --> 24:31.205
that's a very American--
860
24:31.205 --> 24:32.530
Yeah, but what about his brother?
861
24:32.530 --> 24:33.640
I like Bruce more.
862
24:33.640 --> 24:35.880
James Earl Jones, Matthew McConaughey,
863
24:35.880 --> 24:37.120
Larry Bird, Oprah,
864
24:37.120 --> 24:38.578
I have Larry Bird on mine.
865
24:38.578 --> 24:39.411
Oprah's a good pick.
866
24:39.411 --> 24:41.272
Oprah, Hulk Hogan, Stallone--
867
24:41.272 --> 24:42.410
I have Rocky.
868
24:42.410 --> 24:43.880
Yeah but you don't have him as Rambo though.
869
24:43.880 --> 24:46.082
Rocky is the most American though.
870
24:46.082 --> 24:49.100
I have Rambo and Rocky.
871
24:49.100 --> 24:49.933
Michael Jordan.
872
24:49.933 --> 24:50.880
I have Michael Jordan.
873
24:50.880 --> 24:52.130
And Clint Eastwood is like
874
24:52.130 --> 24:53.508
the most American guy going.
875
24:53.508 --> 24:55.120
My honorable mentions--
876
24:55.120 --> 24:55.953
Paul Newman.
877
24:55.953 --> 24:58.550
My honorable mentions: Tom Brady, Denzel,
878
24:58.550 --> 25:01.487
Nic Cage, I wish somebody had Nic Cage,
879
25:01.487 --> 25:04.950
the entire cast of the American Gladiators,
880
25:04.950 --> 25:06.830
The Rock and then I have Clinton.
881
25:06.830 --> 25:08.580
I feel like everyone loves Clinton.
882
25:09.950 --> 25:10.783
I was going to say that guy fucks but
883
25:10.783 --> 25:13.773
that would be like walking into my own joke.
884
25:14.620 --> 25:16.520
It's Spider-Man meme, you and Clinton.
885
25:17.970 --> 25:20.650
All right, let's go back out to the ZBT crowd,
886
25:20.650 --> 25:23.000
Chaps, Cons, Kate, whatcha' got down there?
887
25:23.000 --> 25:25.413
So we have our crew here ready to do the chug.
888
25:26.540 --> 25:27.648
Where's the Navy guys at?
889
25:27.648 --> 25:31.981
(speech drowned out by crowd noise)
890
25:33.363 --> 25:35.400
Delete your social media.
891
25:35.400 --> 25:36.233
All right, here we go.
892
25:36.233 --> 25:37.066
We ready?
893
25:37.066 --> 25:38.310
We got Army on this side.
894
25:38.310 --> 25:39.630
We got Navy on this side.
895
25:39.630 --> 25:41.160
You gotta finish, then you go.
896
25:41.160 --> 25:42.370
It's a relay race.
897
25:42.370 --> 25:43.907
Ready, set, go!
898
25:45.951 --> 25:46.826
All right, so far Navy is ahead.
899
25:46.826 --> 25:47.901
Navy is ahead.
900
25:47.901 --> 25:49.600
I like the form more on the Navy side.
901
25:49.600 --> 25:51.633
We don't have a dip up and then bottom.
902
25:53.110 --> 25:58.110
Oh, it's an old one, you can tell it's an old one.
903
25:58.630 --> 26:01.320
There we go, we're onto the second one.
904
26:01.320 --> 26:03.213
(crowd cheering)
905
26:03.213 --> 26:04.046
They're hammering it home now.
906
26:04.046 --> 26:05.760
They're getting it super deep.
907
26:05.760 --> 26:08.637
They're taking it deep, big time chugs.
908
26:08.637 --> 26:09.804
What a minute!
909
26:12.154 --> 26:13.404
Oh, here we go.
910
26:14.404 --> 26:16.821
Gettin' down to the last one.
911
26:23.811 --> 26:27.010
Navy, that was Navy all the way.
912
26:27.010 --> 26:28.430
That was twice, as a man of integrity,
913
26:28.430 --> 26:30.210
even though I am a Marine, an enlisted Marine.
914
26:30.210 --> 26:31.584
So I don't really care who wins today,
915
26:31.584 --> 26:33.693
'cause I don't cheer for fuckin' officers,
916
26:33.693 --> 26:36.811
we're gonna have, give it to the Army.
917
26:36.811 --> 26:39.478
(loud cheering)
918
26:42.737 --> 26:45.540
As a Marine, I mean, man of integrity.
919
26:45.540 --> 26:47.270
There's gonna be a fight down there.
920
26:47.270 --> 26:49.160
Speaking of ZBT, we're gonna go ahead and bring
921
26:49.160 --> 26:50.010
up Captain Cons.
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We're gonna do the Pointsbet Locks of the Week,
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of course we're gonna talk about this game.
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I mean we can't even get through ad reads
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without people chanting doggy style.
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You can have worse chants.
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Last time it was that Eagles chant,
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which is disgusting.
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Good point.
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Again, I gotta reinforce if you're
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chanting this, you probably committed a federal crime.
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But that's fine.
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Yeah, don't let the cops overhear you.
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So we've been doing this all year.
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We have the records.
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Dave went 5-14.
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We're gonna pick just this game, how ever you want to go.
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Army versus Navy, what have you got today?
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Yeah, all right.
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So I did the research on this game
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and Army, like I said,
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they haven't lost since I've been here.
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The fact that they're 11 1/2 point underdogs
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today is ridiculous.
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Both teams have pretty much done exactly
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what you'd expect.
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I looked at all the scores.
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Army's kind of beaten who you'd expect.
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Navy has but Navy's no great team this year.
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They lost by 100 to Notre Dame.
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Any time you expect them to lose, they kinda do.
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This game's gonna be very close.
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It'll never be more than 10 points.
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I think Army beats them outright.
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Okay, on the money line.
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Dave, take the money line for three units.
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If you win, then you're above .500 on the season.
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I was about to say,
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that's what you gotta do.
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I'm retired.
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I don't gamble anymore.
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It's responsible gambling.
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Why are they showing Jeff Bagwell pictures?
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That's weird.
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This is a football show.
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No, there's showin' Bagwell because
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he was on the Red Sox.
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I'm a Boston Red Sox fan.
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That's exactly what it is.
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That's weird.
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Bagwell, I haven't heard that name in awhile.
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Jeff Bagwell was a good player.
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Good stance.
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Dan?
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If anybody knew anything,
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I'm a Phil Plantier guy.
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Wake up, wake up with these jokes.
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I'm taking Army plus 11 1/2 but I'm also
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taking the under and that means it will go over.
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Oh sorry, I've taken the over about 10 years in a row.
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This game has gone under 13 years in a row.
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What's it, 41?
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40 1/2, so I'm going to finally bite
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the bullet and take the under,
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so of course, it will go over.
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So I have a stat.
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I'm going over.
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13 years in a row.
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These are the best two offenses these teams
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have had together.
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They're number six and number one in the country
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in finishing off drives and touchdown red zone percentage.
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And they're number one in the country and
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number four in the country in scoring for the 40 and in.
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These teams don't make mistakes.
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They score touchdowns.
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It's going over today.
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I think the weather is gonna be
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a major factor.
I was going to say,
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the weather does play a factor.
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Fumbles all over the place.
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The way they plan, isn't this okay for them?
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Because you're not expecting them to throw
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it 30 times anyway?
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No put they pitch it and do that triple option.
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And it's gonna get a little sloppy.
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Yeah, yeah slippery.
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I'm gonna go over and I'm also
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gonna pick Navy to cover the 10 1/2.
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Woo, based off of what?
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Also it's 11 1/2.
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Based off of picking Navy!
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Wrong, no chance.
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I like Navy.
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You just bought a point?
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No, whatever it's down at.
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He bought a point, from 11 1/2 to 10 1/2.
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I'm gonna go with Army for all the reasons
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and also Dave's in the building and they
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don't lose when Dave Portnoy's in the building.
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Let's go out to Big Ev.
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This is one of those games where there's
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obviously a ton of mutual respect on both sides.
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When you get in between those white lines,
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they're trying to reach each other's throats out.
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11 1/2 is way too many points.
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Give me Army, give me Army on the money line too.
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Army comes out and they win outright.
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This is an Army win.
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They win outright and give me the under.
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Big Ev's seems to be hyping himself
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up, doesn't he?
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He could be talking to himself in the
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mirror right there.
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Saying let's go, right?
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You gotta bring the energy baby,
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bring the energy.
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How does he say, "Let's go," again?
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Let's go!
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Let's go!
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Big Ev, you have the voice and the energy
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of someone that should fight in a prize fight.
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I'm training baby.
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You want some smoke!
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20,000 pay per views, is that what the--
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20,000 pay per views babe, we'll do it soon.
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All right, so if you can do that you'll
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fight rough and rowdy at the Super Bowl.
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All right, Cons.
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We know where you're gonna go with this.
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Captain Cons, ladies and gentlemen.
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Listen, when it's raining out,
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the Navy they go hide on their boats like,
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"Nah, it's raining."
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You know what the Army does when it's raining?
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We take the fight to the enemy.
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Dave, you remember.
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You saw the video, we're the last of the hard.
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We're the toughest team in college football.
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Navy doesn't stand a chance today.
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Army wins outright.
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(crowd cheering)
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Huge miss, not having that video for this show.
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I totally forgot, the last of the hards.
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The all time pregame speech from the Army coach.
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The last of the hards, I love it.
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You've been a part of this game.
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How much does this mean?
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Just in general, obviously we love college football
1080
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but this one means even more.
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It's just so special.
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The President is here.
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The President doesn't go to many football games.
1084
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Dave Portnoy is here.
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Wearing his Army coat.
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It's just unlike any other game.
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It's the greatest rivalry in all of sports,
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in my opinion.
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So when you run out on that field in this game,
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it's just chill city.
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It's going to be amazing.
1092
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So we're gonna see how it plays out,
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in just a little bit.
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Right now, if your team scores
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the first touchdown of the game you win.
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Pregame money line bets only paid out
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up to your first $50 stake.
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31:56.590 --> 31:59.250
So speaking of Army and ZBT,
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you and Uncle Chaps had a bet earlier this year.
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It was UTSA, where Uncle Chaps went to school
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versus Army and we have the video of how that got set up.
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You gave me 24 points if UTSA covers the spread,
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Cons has to sing "Anchors Aweigh" at the Army-Navy game
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whenever we have a big ass tailgate there
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on the Barstool College Gameday Show.
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Big fan of that.
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And if UTSA doesn't, I will go wearing
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nothing but Army clothes.
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So would that have hurt your feelings?
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Did you guys win?
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Yeah, we won but Chaps railroaded me
1112
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because the spread was 24 and then it dropped to 17
1113
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and we covered that spread.
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Well no, it's when you lock it in.
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(crowd noise drowns out speaker)
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So how did it go down?
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So I took advantage of Cons in a strategic manner
1118
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because Army had just lost a close game to somebody
1119
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they should've beat and I knew that he had
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tied one on at the game, was a little bit too drunk
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and wasn't paying attention what the spread was.
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The spread at the time was 14 and I got him to
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agree to 24.
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And the final score was 31-13.
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31-13 was the final score so that means
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that you have to sing for us, Cons.
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So, take it away.
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All right.
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This is gonna hurt you, isn't it?
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♪ The Army team's the pride and dream ♪
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♪ Of every heart in gray ♪
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♪ The Army line you'll ever find ♪
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♪ A terror in the fray ♪
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♪ And when the team is fighting ♪
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♪ For the Black and Gray and Gold ♪
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♪ We're always near with song and cheer ♪
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♪ And this is the tale we're told ♪
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♪ The Army team ♪
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♪ Rah Rah Rah Boom ♪
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♪ On, brave old Army team ♪
1141
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♪ On to the fray ♪
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♪ Fight on to victory ♪
1143
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♪ For that's the fearless Army way ♪
1144
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And now you're gonna do the Navy.
1145
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I mean, where are you goin'?
1146
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Your podcast partners.
1147
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What a lack of disrespect!
1148
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A Lannister never pays his bets or
1149
34:00.580 --> 34:02.760
they always pay their bets, he doesn't.
1150
34:02.760 --> 34:03.970
Dave, what are we doin' here?
1151
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I mean, obviously he wasn't gonna do it.
1152
34:05.974 --> 34:07.378
(crowd jeering)
1153
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I don't know the song but I will try to sing it.
1154
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I was gonna say, Dan can you sing it for us?
1155
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I might have to suspend him from the podcast.
1156
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That's how we're gonna end this show?
1157
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Just a blatant--
1158
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Army by a 1,000.
1159
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That's how the shows supposed to end.
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(speakers drowned out by crowd noise)
1161
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Are you gonna get it?
1162
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Can we turn the microphone on?
1163
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Turn this microphone on.
1164
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All right, here we go.
1165
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We need the Navy song.
1166
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All right, if you know the Navy song.
1167
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Who knows the Navy song?
1168
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All right, let's go.
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♪ Now colleges from sea to sea ♪
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♪ May sing of colors true ♪
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♪ But who has better right than we ♪
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♪ To hoist a symbol hue ♪
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♪ For sailors brave in battle fair ♪
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♪ Since fighting days of old ♪
1175
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♪ Have proved the sailor's right to wear ♪
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♪ The Navy Blue & Gold ♪
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Beat Army!
1178
35:30.298 --> 35:31.361
Let's go Navy!
1179
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And because Connor didn't do what
1180
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he was supposed to,
1181
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just like at this place,
1182
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I think Navy's going to sing second today.
1183
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Navy sings second.
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(fast-paced music)