WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:0 1 00:00.000 --> 00:02.220 We're at Belgian Beer Cafe, 26th and Fifth, 2 00:02.220 --> 00:04.380 right by Barstool HQ adjacent to the beautiful 3 00:04.380 --> 00:06.320 Madison Square Park and Flatiron Building, 4 00:06.320 --> 00:07.490 where Spider Man works. 5 00:07.490 --> 00:09.952 We got the B. Cafe Smoked House Burger. 6 00:09.952 --> 00:13.120 It came with crispy bacon which they did not lie about. 7 00:13.120 --> 00:14.490 Bacon's crispy as fuck. 8 00:14.490 --> 00:17.400 We got smoked Gouda which I've never had before. 9 00:17.400 --> 00:19.800 It looks like an apple slice, doesn't look too appetizing. 10 00:19.800 --> 00:22.140 And then also Samurai mayo. 11 00:22.140 --> 00:23.440 Samurai mayo sounds pretty tasty, 12 00:23.440 --> 00:24.860 I'm not gonna deny Samurai mayo. 13 00:24.860 --> 00:27.980 We've got some oils coming out already, look at that. 14 00:27.980 --> 00:29.690 And let's take our bite, big Gouda right there. 15 00:29.690 --> 00:31.993 Gouda all over the place, big bite of Gouda. 16 00:33.165 --> 00:35.998 (munching sounds) 17 00:43.024 --> 00:44.419 Tastes like any other burger should. 18 00:44.419 --> 00:47.000 It's not too great, not too terrible. 19 00:47.000 --> 00:49.650 line:15% Burger, I'm gonna go with 3.8 balls. 20 00:49.650 --> 00:51.850 line:15% That's a pretty appetizing burger. 21 00:51.850 --> 00:53.680 line:15% The Gouda, Gouda five balls. 22 00:53.680 --> 00:55.040 Great Gouda cheese. 23 00:55.040 --> 00:56.600 And then for the beer we got a weird name, 24 00:56.600 --> 00:58.550 I gotta take a peak at it. 25 00:58.550 --> 01:00.440 It is Houblon Chouffe. 26 01:00.440 --> 01:02.750 It just went with the beer with the most alcohol content. 27 01:02.750 --> 01:04.020 This is 9%. 28 01:04.020 --> 01:05.282 When I was back in Albany I would have 29 01:05.282 --> 01:07.320 a bunch of Natty Daddies, get like two a night. 30 01:07.320 --> 01:09.130 Those were 8% alcohol and they would fuck me up. 31 01:09.130 --> 01:10.557 So this is 9%, so. 32 01:11.567 --> 01:15.172 (swallowing sound) 33 01:15.172 --> 01:17.970 (gagging sound) 34 01:17.970 --> 01:20.520 I really can't handle, see it's not that bad. 35 01:20.520 --> 01:23.390 Like, after that little choke, not really bad. 36 01:23.390 --> 01:25.450 But it did almost make me throw up. 37 01:25.450 --> 01:28.140 line:15% So I'm gonna go low here, like a 2.3. 38 01:28.140 --> 01:30.090 line:15% Any beer that almost makes you throw up can't be that good. 39 01:30.090 --> 01:33.220 line:15% I'm sure it'll get you fucked up though with the 9% alcohol. 40 01:33.220 --> 01:36.320 Third, we got our fries, our side. 41 01:36.320 --> 01:37.570 Gotta go with the classic ketchup. 42 01:37.570 --> 01:38.410 And they're nice fat fries, 43 01:38.410 --> 01:40.811 they're not skinny, no McDonald's shit over here. 44 01:40.811 --> 01:43.728 (crunching sounds) 45 01:45.070 --> 01:46.370 Pretty bland fries. 46 01:46.370 --> 01:48.810 Nothing to really write home about. 47 01:48.810 --> 01:50.147 Crispy, whatever. 48 01:51.501 --> 01:53.360 line:15% Give 'em a 2.7. 49 01:53.360 --> 01:54.890 And finally the ambiance of this whole joint, 50 01:54.890 --> 01:57.250 there's not a TV in sight, there's pictures of like 51 01:57.250 --> 01:59.250 old dudes and shit, people riding bikes. 52 02:00.600 --> 02:02.510 I would come here for like a happy hour, that's it. 53 02:02.510 --> 02:04.393 I would just come for happy hour when there's no games on. 54 02:04.393 --> 02:05.450 But if there's a game on I would never come here, 55 02:05.450 --> 02:06.480 there's no TVs. 56 02:06.480 --> 02:08.240 So not that great of a bar. 57 02:08.240 --> 02:10.040 But I mean, I would come here for a happy hour, 58 02:10.040 --> 02:12.220 if no sports games were on from like five to seven. 59 02:12.220 --> 02:16.860 line:15% So I would give the ambiance to this bad boy a 3.1 balls. 60 02:16.860 --> 02:19.030 And that's the review of the Belgian Burger Beer Cafe, 61 02:19.030 --> 02:19.980 or Belgian Beer Cafe. 62 02:19.980 --> 02:22.768 Big Ball of Brad, Triple B, very confusing with all the Bs. 63 02:22.768 --> 02:24.777 Anyway, that's your review.