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Welcome, to the Barstool Sports Advisors,
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America's premier sports information program
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with Dave El Pres Portnoy,
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Dan, Big Cat, Katz
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and the source, Stu Feiner.
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It is week 13, I am joined by Dave, Stu, Hannah
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and the always, always, creepy Tommy.
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Tommy--
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That was unnecessary.
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I have no egg this week, I have no egg this week,
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week 13 guys.
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You definitely have an egg.
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I don't have an egg.
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We're getting down the stretch, we're getting to the end
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of the line.
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Dave you keep winning, all you do is win.
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Yeah 54 and 33 in the season, I was four and two last week
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I went every week but PYD, Post Yale Dave,
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is a different guy, so we'll see what happens.
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Ooh the suit might not work anymore.
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And Stu, you have lost your voice and it's really annoying,
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so this is gonna be a struggle on a show,
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how you doing Stu?
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Feeling good, feeling amazing.
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The voice is scratchy, but people can still hear
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what I have to say.
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Nice suit Stu today.
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Thank you.
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How many yells do you have in you on this show?
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None.
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Because you gotta really not hold them back.
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None, none.
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One?
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None, zero, zero.
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(mumbles)
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Are you ready to roll?
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Are you ready to--
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Roll?
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Ready to roll?
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Ready to roll, ready to roll.
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Are you high?
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Yes, yes.
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Are you?
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Oh absolutely.
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He's very high.
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Oh no, no, no.
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Smoke everywhere.
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Listen, if you're not high,
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I'll lose respect for you right now
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because this week, if you're not high, you're not trying.
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Okay, I'm not high right now, no.
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Like I mean that's the bottom line.
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We're working, okay.
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Let's get into--
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Well he seems like--
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No he's real.
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Oh I came in and it was like you--
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(mumbles)
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Your eyes look--
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It was like Cheech and Chong opened their box, stoned
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(mumbles) like that.
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This is the most I feel like I've ever seen him--
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No, no its the only time you've ever seen me
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on the show stoned ever, ever, ever.
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Alright yeah, I believe it.
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And you know what's the worst part about you being stoned
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right now is you have dry mouth and I can hear it,
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I can hear the dry mouth.
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(Stu laughing)
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Can you drink some water.
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(Stu laughing)
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Is there some water, please?
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Drink some water, please drink some water.
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I can hear that
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(mumbles)
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Oh my god, okay.
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Give him some water.
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I am taking the label off so they don't react.
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Alright let's start Sunday, week 13,
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we have some big time games, with playoff implications.
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We're gonna start with two games, in the AFC
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which could be loser leaves town games for both these teams,
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Titans at Colts is our first one.
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Colts minus two and a half over 43 and a half.
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I'm gonna say something, I think the Titans, Dave
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have proverb--
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Can you stop that?
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Proverbially turn the corner.
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That Chiefs game, galvanizing game, they ran all over
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the Jacksonville Jaguars, they're gonna run all over
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the Colts, what do you say?
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First of all, we're like maybe a week to two away
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from this being one of those like sitcom situations
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where we have to come in separately.
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Yes.
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And like Stu films by himself and I have to be
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in another room because you're driving me crazy.
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Where the 77 Yankees, 25 teams, 25 caps.
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Yeah, he's quite annoying.
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Here's the thing, the Titans looked great last week,
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Colts lost, Colts need this game, Colts are gonna win
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this game, this is very simple to me.
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Titans need this game too.
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Yeah, but it's at Indianapolis--
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Titans need this game too.
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Its at Indianapolis, minus two and a half,
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I will take the Colts, I feel like
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the man in the suit is back, sees things all very clearly.
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Yeah, I like the Colts here and I like them a lot.
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Okay, I like the Titans, call me a sucker.
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It actually, the more you're talking about this game,
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Daniel.
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Yeah, I'm a sucker.
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No, the more I think its right
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because the Colts almost suck me,
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it seems like an easy pick.
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Oh God.
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I'm going with Titans.
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You know why I love this show?
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This is why I love this show.
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No.
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Oh you're 2930 on the season 54 and 33.
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That's the only reason people watch the show,
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let's talk reality.
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Alright.
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This is reality.
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Stu, give us your pick.
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Like I said, seven and three best bets,
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you're welcome, you're welcome, you're welcome.
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And are we gonna cap the Jets as a winner yet?
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No, it's not gonna win.
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What?
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They have five games left against nobody, nobody, none,
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zero, zero.
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They're gonna go five and null, how many wins is that?
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They're gonna be nine and seven.
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How is that not over seven?
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If you win that, its gonna be--
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No, no, no please when?
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Okay.
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When?
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Okay.
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And can I say it right now?
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Its about time, you can bet the Patriots,
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to win the AFC Championship, which I'm sure
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you've done already, okay?
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And you can bet the 49ers, to win the NFC Championship
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and you can bet the 49ers to win the Super Bowl.
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Its gonna be on my birthday, Super Bowl has only
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been on my birthday five times, I'm a perfect five and it--
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Its factually incorrect.
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Factually incorrect, I know when your birthday is,
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I know when the Superbowl is, they are not on the same day.
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How many--
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No, no, no Super is on February 2nd,
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your birthday is January 21st.
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No, no, no.
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How many Super Bowls have been on my birthday?
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How many--
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Have been on mine?
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January 30th?
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Yeah.
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I don't know, I don't know the answer to that.
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I don't know the answer to that either.
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I know five have been on January 31st.
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Okay, probably five for me too.
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No, I don't think so.
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The famous Rams, Titans won, that was my birthday,
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suck on that.
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In Atlanta, Georgia?
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Yeah.
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Where (mumbles) when we tackled him?
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Yup.
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That was amazing.
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Yeah, that's my birthday.
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That was one of the best moves ever.
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Okay.
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(mumbles)
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Can we fucking move it along?
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(mumbles)
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And I've been alive for like 20 years.
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How many January 31st?
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What's up?
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How many January 31st?
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Well, I took your word for it with five.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Oh you just made that up?
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Of course.
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Give us a pick.
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I make everything up, I mean--
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I feel three, so three to three.
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Three, three, three.
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Alright, Colts?
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I love the Colts, it's a (mumbles)
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Tommy (mumbles) that, we move on.
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Under Frank Wright, the Colts are a perfect nine and O
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against the spread, when facing a team
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with a winning record.
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And also the Colts are 13 to three,
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against the spread and their last 16, verses the Titans.
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Suckers, suckers, suckers, suckers, suckers.
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(mumbles)
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He is a bit nervous, alright.
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I'm moving your hand off the chest piece,
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we're going to the next game.
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Okay, here we go, Browns at Steelers.
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Steelers with plus one over unders 40 and a half,
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the Mason Rudolph revenge game, even though he got benched
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the Browns Revenge game, even though Myles Garrett
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isn't playing, these two teams hate each other.
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I'm gonna actually start with the weather
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because we gotta give everyone a change of pace
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on what's going on over here.
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So Hannah weather, Pittsburgh, summer.
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Alright Big Cat, it's going to be 48
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and rainy in Pittsburgh on Sunday.
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Oh nailed it, Tommy--
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Right on Sunday.
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Not often that you can get the Steelers as a home dog,
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under Mike Tomlin, they are 10 three and two
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against the spread in that spot.
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Nice hat Tommy.
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Quack Quack dude.
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Thanks Hannah, nice weather delivery.
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Quack Quack.
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Quack quack?
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Quack quack.
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I actually think he's better than Mason Rudolph,
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I think he's look better than Mason Rudolph,
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every second he's played.
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Mason Rudolph has looked horrible.
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He's also had one of those legendary seasons
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and like iconic moments.
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Yeah.
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The face mask off, when he came out
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with that horseshoe looking helmet
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and then of course getting assaulted by helmet.
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I like the Steelers here, at home.
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The Browns stink, people are getting too much hype
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from Browns, winning two games that were horrible.
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Steelers at home, this is easy.
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Alright we agree on this.
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I think the Steelers defense have been a big proponent
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of the Steelers defense for the last month and a half,
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they're really, really good.
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Dave, if the AFC playoffs started today,
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the Pittsburgh Steelers will be your sixth seat.
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Can you believe that?
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That they'd sneak in?
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They would have the tiebreaker over everyone else.
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That's incredible.
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Stu, who's your pick?
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It's really delusional because at the end of the year,
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that's not gonna be actually what it is here.
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Cleveland Browns, are my best better the show,
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so when we go to the Mortal Locks, I'm gonna reiterate
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and pontificate and talk about why it is.
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But right now, the Cleveland Browns would destroy
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the New England Patriots, if they played them right now.
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The Cleveland Browns right now, are the second team--
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Just to re erase, he was very high.
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Second best in the NFL, right now.
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The Browns will win this game.
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It's true.
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20 points.
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20 points, 20 points, Cleveland Browns,
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all day, ready to roll.
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We actually want him to yell himself out
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cause he's definitely not gonna be able to talk beyond this
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but you are absolutely right Dave,
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when you think about what this show is doing right now,
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we are giving you picks and one of the guys giving you picks
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is really high.
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Yeah, he just said the Browns would beat the Patriots
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by 20.
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20.
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The thoughts of a high person.
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Are you watching the Cleveland Browns right now?
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Yeah.
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You are telling me they don't have the best offense
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in the NFL right now?
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They played the Dolphins.
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No, no no, no no, the best offense in the NFL.
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Okay 49ers at Ravens.
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This is gonna be a great game.
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We're taping this before the Ravens play on--
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The rare pre team playing pick.
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Yeah.
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You don't see that very often.
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So this is a little nerve wrecking because guess what?
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We could have an injury happen, we could have something
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catastrophic happen, where the Ravens completely change
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their outlook, but we are taking this game
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before the Monday night game.
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The Ravens have a short week, they're playing out
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on the West Coast, they gotta come all the way back
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to the East Coast.
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The 49ers already played on Sunday night.
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I love the niners in this game.
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I love the niners in this game, Dave.
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Yeah listen the 49ers look great against Green Bay,
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I had them but I don't think they're gonna travel well here
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and I agree with what you said to a week.
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Now granted, we haven't seen the games that plays,
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makes a little bit tough, but I don't trust Jimmy G,
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in a tough environment, like (mumbles)
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I just don't trust him, I think he makes some mistakes.
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Four and a half?
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Four in the hook?
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Yeah, I'm gonna take the Ravens here.
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But again, you gotta put an asterisk next to this one
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cause we haven't seen the Ravens.
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Yeah cause if the Ravens lose this game
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I'm gonna like the Ravens.
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Exactly.
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If they win this game, I'm gonna love the 49ers.
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So this is a tough one to pick, since we don't know.
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But having said that, I'm gonna take The Ravens.
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Okay.
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Stu, what do you like in this game?
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What did you take in this game?
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I took the 49ers, plus four and a half.
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Took the Ravens.
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Basically don't listen to a word we say
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because we're uninformed, pretty much.
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And you're high.
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Pretty much.
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Ravens by 30.
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30?
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30.
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28.
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28.
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26, 26, 26.
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Hannah, Baltimore Sunday.
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How are we liking the weather?
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Sunday, Baltimore?
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51, some rain, nothing too crazy but who knows
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a cat can change its paws changes well week
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Its true.
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Very true.
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Everything is up in the air right now
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and it's so much anxiety but not for Stu,
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because he's high as--
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What is your meteorology degree?
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What does it say about games like six days in advance
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does the weather change?
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It says its so unaccurate and I don't like--
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Inaccurate.
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The degree that I have because I'm so over certified
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in this department, obviously, I went to school for this.
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But with anyone's knowledge of whether you should know
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that six days in advance.
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Very hard, very hard to--
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Terrible, its almost--
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Someone's knocking.
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What is this?
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This what happens when you tape the show so early.
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Tommy go ahead, stats.
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Sorry, this number is accurate, weather can change
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numbers don't Jimmy G, in his career as an underdog,
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seven and two against the spread.
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Well, actually, so what you just said
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is factually incorrect because the number do change.
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(mumbles)
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73, eight and two, could have been an eight,
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through to 73.
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Alright this show is off the rails officially,
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let's go to a break when we come back,
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we'll do the final two games, including the Patriots Texans,
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Dave, one of your favorite games.
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Murder game, murder game.
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One of your favorite games.
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Murder game, franchise murder game,
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that's what started the murder trend.
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We also have AFC West Showdown, we'll be back
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right after this, Barstool Sports Advisors.
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six and three.
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Here's the problem, we started off six in out,
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lost three straight, let's break that streak right now.
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On my Instagram, I'm gonna give you a free NFL winner
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right now, this Sunday.
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Plus, I'll make you laugh, plus I'll make you cry,
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plus do me a favor, tell everyone about my Instagram.
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Tell everybody about my Instagram, at Stu Feiner,
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at Stu Feiner, ready to roll, at Stu Feiner, at Stu.
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Are you ready to roll?
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Are you ready to roll?
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At Stu Feiner, my Instagram, at Stu Feiner.
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Welcome back Barstool Sports Advisors,
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we got two more games on Sunday's slip,
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we have to get to a great battle out in the AFC West,
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The Raiders going to Kansas City, The Chiefs off a bye
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Andy Reid off a bye alert.
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Put that in there, off a bye alert, everyone alert,
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alert, alert.
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17 and three off of a bye.
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Pretty good, pretty good stats
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Straight up though, listen, Jon Gruden,
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when they lost to the Jets on Sunday, he said quote,
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it feels like we're on a sinking ship,
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you know that feeling right?
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I don't but that doesn't feel good.
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Yeah, my mother once bought like this cruise
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for our family, it was supposed to be nice
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but it was like a discount, and a timeshare type thing
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and felt like the ship was sinking.
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So I kind of know that feeling.
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And what was the ship's name The Titanic?
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No wasn't.
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Titanic, little known facts, somebody wrote a book
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about that four years, five years, 20 years,
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something like that about the Titanic sinking,
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called Titania.
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Yeah that was, what's his name?
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Nostradamus.
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No, no no, Nostradamus did the prediction.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Some would say Nostradamus is me,
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the way I'm going this year.
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Also oh--
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I'll play Dave.
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Still got a couple there.
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Yeah, what do you like in this game though, Dave?
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Love the Raiders, almost made this my Moonwalkers
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very close.
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10 points is too many, hungry dog runs faster,
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I get all the biostats, Jon Gruden, pulled the move
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which you don't see very often the NFL.
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If ever he benched Carl, like he was a goalie.
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Yeah.
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When he pulled him like
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you're not beneficial for the future,
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things aren't going well.
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I'm just gonna sit you out the rest of one,
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wave the white flag Glenn and fumble after fumble.
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The Raiders will come out ready to play,
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Chiefs just aren't the same team we saw last year,
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they struggled a lot.
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This game is very close, I know.
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I don't like doing money lines that much, since DYP,
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Post Yale, whatever that is.
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Dave, Yale, Post, whatever.
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TYP sounds good, it also sounds like a weird,
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like sexual thing on Craigslist.
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Yeah, it's actually--
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Go look for DYP.
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It should be PYD, Post Yale Dave.
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Anyways, I like the Raiders
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and I would actually sprinkle money line,
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I think they can win this game.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Whoa, sprinkle it, salt bae.
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Stu, who do you like in this game?
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Normally after Dave being so confident,
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it would scare the shit out of me
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and I would jump on the other side.
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But he's so hot this year, that you just gotta listen
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and just fall in line, although I had the Raiders anyway.
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But I really believe the Raiders can't look any worse
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and The Chiefs really traded away so many key components
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and any of their depth on the defensive side of the ball
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that's their Achilles heel, their offense is probably still
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the best in the NFL, their defense is a joke,
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they can't stop anyone, they don't put pressure
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on the quarterback,
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you could run all day, you can grind the clock,
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I mean-
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The do put pressure on the quarterback.
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Well listen--
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They can stop the run though.
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Not really.
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Keep going.
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No, its brutal.
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Just trying to block out, like puppies.
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(Stu laughing)
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Its off the sidelines, its why Kansas City is ineffective.
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You remember the scared straight ads, are like
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this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs,
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we need to get a super--
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Raiders, plus points.
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This is your brain on--
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Marijuana.
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On drugs, yeah.
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Marijuana, you're--
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On cottonmouth.
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(mumbles)
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Hey it the Stu high game.
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Okay, Hannah, what do you got for weather,
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in Kansas City on Sunday?
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Weather in Kansas City on Sunday is gonna be 35
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and cloudy in the afternoon.
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Its a four, 25 game right?
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Upside down clouds, yes.
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I mean it's almost--
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You can't really tell though,
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when the clouds are upside down.
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Its so inaccurate, like I don't even know why I'm here.
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A frown upside down, is a smile.
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Turn that frown around.
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I'm turning my frown, upside down.
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Tommy a stat, give me a stat please.
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You gave us the straight up, Andy Reid bye stats.
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Yeah.
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We're gonna be against the spread 13 and seven
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and I got another one for you, since Andy Reid took over
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The Chiefs are 26 and 13 against the spread
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when facing the AFC West, that's the best divisional mark
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of any team in the NFL.
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Wait till those stats, (mumbles)
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but it's a new day (mumbles)
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I'm taking the over in this game.
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I love the over in this game.
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I like it too.
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Cause Andy Reid's gets on his pillow, he eats his steaks
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for bye week off, he dreams up some crazy plays,
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they'll be some receivers running open.
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Remember Patrick Mahome is the first time these two teams
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met in week two or three?
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Scored 28, the second?
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Four touchdowns--
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But they didn't score the rest of the game?
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That's true, you're right.
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But if they score four touchdowns in the second quarter.
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That's 28.
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That's 28 points.
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You're over halfway there.
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In one quarter.
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In one quarter.
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Math.
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Alright, last game of the weekend.
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In this by the way, you are gonna get to this game
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and your eyes are gonna be bleeding
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cause you went through all the feast week,
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you watched all that college basketball,
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you watched all that football, your eyes are gonna be
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coming out of your skull, your brain is gonna be bleeding
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out of your ears, there's no better feeling.
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Just a little side bet, do your leftovers last
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till Sunday?
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No, hell no.
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Well I think they can if you stretch them.
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My leftovers don't last Friday morning.
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I throw out, Monday.
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No, I eat all of it, right away.
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There's a leftover game, late--
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I don't know, who's cooking?
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Sunday leftovers?
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Oh yeah.
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You get a little film on that turkey.
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Its not only turkey though, some popovers,
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I try to spread them across, my mom makes them,
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some decent, what do they call the stuffing?
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Yeah, no, I'll try to make it last.
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Okay.
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Twice baked potatoes.
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Okay.
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Pretty good.
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This is more of a Chinese food game,
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really cements how unhealthy you were,
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for the last five days.
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Yeah.
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Just finish it off, strong.
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Anyway, Patriots at Texans.
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Texans are three and a half point underdogs.
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The over under is 44 and a half.
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Dave you love this game because you love the famous time
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that JJ Watt put on his varsity jacket and got murdered,
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who are you taking?
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The Letterman Game.
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It is one of my favorite games of all times,
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it's when I initiate Patriots murdering franchises.
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I think the Texans came in on a Monday night of some sort,
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they were the talk of the league, a young JJ Watt,
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they're this, they're that, they're this,
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Patriots murdered them.
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Then we went and murdered them again
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with a backup quarterback.
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Any time the people start talking about the Texans
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as a threat, they end up having to play the Patriots,
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either regular season, post season, whatever it is
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and we kill them, we remind them, hey you're a little man,
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you're dead man, you don't belong with us.
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This is one of those games.
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This could be a statement win for Texans if they beat us
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not a shot in hell.
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Patriots murder this team, they murder this team
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every single time they play them.
604
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The owner (mumbles)
605
20:28.550 --> 20:29.383
I think he's dead?
606
20:30.330 --> 20:32.270
Is the owner of the Texans alive or dead?
607
20:32.270 --> 20:35.010
Oh wait, no he might be alive.
608
20:35.010 --> 20:35.843
He's dead.
609
20:35.843 --> 20:36.703
He's dead?
610
20:36.703 --> 20:37.536
He died?
611
20:37.536 --> 20:38.369
When did he die?
612
20:38.369 --> 20:40.370
November 23rd 2018, almost a year ago.
613
20:40.370 --> 20:42.300
We killed him too.
614
20:42.300 --> 20:45.380
Here is somebody now, who talked during deflategate
615
20:45.380 --> 20:47.460
that we did everything the wrong way.
616
20:47.460 --> 20:48.900
And then look where you have him now?
617
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See you in heaven big boy.
618
20:49.960 --> 20:50.793
Yeah.
619
20:50.793 --> 20:51.626
Patriots big.
620
20:51.626 --> 20:53.030
He talks shit and now like--
621
20:53.030 --> 20:53.950
See you in hell.
622
20:53.950 --> 20:55.107
No, no.
623
20:55.107 --> 20:56.590
Oh, you want them in heaven?
624
20:56.590 --> 20:57.720
No, he's in heaven I'm sure.
625
20:57.720 --> 20:58.647
Yeah, okay, fair enough.
626
20:58.647 --> 20:59.560
But we killed him.
627
20:59.560 --> 21:00.400
But Dave's right.
628
21:00.400 --> 21:02.230
He talked shit and then look where he is now.
629
21:02.230 --> 21:03.063
Dead.
630
21:03.063 --> 21:03.980
Dead.
631
21:03.980 --> 21:04.941
He's no longer with us.
632
21:04.941 --> 21:05.774
But he's in heaven.
633
21:05.774 --> 21:07.500
But he's probably talking shit in heaven too
634
21:07.500 --> 21:08.940
and he's about to get killed again.
635
21:08.940 --> 21:10.830
I don't know if you can kill a dead guy, we can.
636
21:10.830 --> 21:14.340
We killed the Texans every way possible,
637
21:14.340 --> 21:16.740
on the field, their owner, you name it we kill them.
638
21:16.740 --> 21:18.870
Okay, Stu, you have a best bet?
639
21:18.870 --> 21:21.500
You won your parlay, your $500, 000 parlay
640
21:21.500 --> 21:24.460
that one everyone $2 million, is that true?
641
21:24.460 --> 21:28.660
100% true and it was so definitive, it was so satisfying
642
21:28.660 --> 21:30.910
and gratifying because I've had a tough year
643
21:30.910 --> 21:33.360
on the 50 diamonds, which they're on the shelf right now.
644
21:33.360 --> 21:36.350
25 diamonds, five in a row, I wrote them out,
645
21:36.350 --> 21:40.940
100 dime parlay, it's like winning almost, 650 diamonds
646
21:40.940 --> 21:43.230
had to happen, Frisco and under.
647
21:43.230 --> 21:45.421
I think Frisco showed you, with George Kittle,
648
21:45.421 --> 21:46.777
they could beat anybody.
649
21:46.777 --> 21:48.300
Craig Kittel.
650
21:48.300 --> 21:49.133
Oh is it?
651
21:49.133 --> 21:49.966
It is.
652
21:49.966 --> 21:50.799
All right so is it Craig Kittle?
653
21:50.799 --> 21:52.660
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
654
21:52.660 --> 21:54.310
it's Craig Kittle.
655
21:54.310 --> 21:56.090
I'm not a first name guy.
656
21:56.090 --> 21:57.410
Its Greg Kittle.
657
21:57.410 --> 21:59.983
Listen, thank you for having my back.
658
22:01.952 --> 22:03.902
I don't know which one of you is right.
659
22:04.780 --> 22:08.070
Listen, when George kittel plays, they're the best team--
660
22:08.070 --> 22:08.903
George.
661
22:08.903 --> 22:09.736
Greg.
662
22:09.736 --> 22:10.569
No it's George.
663
22:10.569 --> 22:12.353
Okay, agree to disagree.
664
22:14.503 --> 22:15.800
They're the best team in the NFL.
665
22:15.800 --> 22:20.200
2500 is just gonna be this week, for the game of the year
666
22:20.200 --> 22:22.700
not the parlay, it's very hard to hit the parlay.
667
22:22.700 --> 22:26.170
I was holding my dick and the world's gambling budget
668
22:26.170 --> 22:29.210
in my hands and I almost lost it, on the under
669
22:29.210 --> 22:33.330
as they would just, for no reason, marching down the field.
670
22:33.330 --> 22:37.130
And I'm not gonna have that happen because as you saw
671
22:37.130 --> 22:38.486
Frisco was definitive.
672
22:38.486 --> 22:41.220
First play the game, you strip them, second play the game,
673
22:41.220 --> 22:44.700
touchdown, light it three and it was over.
674
22:44.700 --> 22:47.460
This week, same thing, 2500, game of the year,
675
22:47.460 --> 22:49.050
ready to roll.
676
22:49.050 --> 22:50.350
2500, game of the year?
677
22:50.350 --> 22:52.270
Okay, Hannah, what's the weather gonna be like,
678
22:52.270 --> 22:53.680
in Houston on Sunday night?
679
22:53.680 --> 22:55.590
Sunday night Houston is going to be 59
680
22:55.590 --> 22:56.660
and completely clear.
681
22:56.660 --> 23:00.550
Oh nice, okay.
682
23:00.550 --> 23:02.758
Tommy you wanna finish off with a stat?
683
23:02.758 --> 23:04.926
Yeah, since the Letterman game and including
684
23:04.926 --> 23:08.060
the Letterman game, the Patriots are eight and O,
685
23:08.060 --> 23:10.070
against the Texans with an average margin of victory
686
23:10.070 --> 23:10.980
of 15 points.
687
23:10.980 --> 23:12.670
I told you.
688
23:12.670 --> 23:14.140
Some things you think you dream your head--
689
23:14.140 --> 23:14.973
That's crazy.
690
23:14.973 --> 23:18.146
The Texans obliteration of what we did to that franchise
691
23:18.146 --> 23:21.530
is not a joke, every time we play them, I remind people
692
23:21.530 --> 23:23.910
we murdered this franchise, this city, this team,
693
23:23.910 --> 23:26.560
everything they stand for and then we do it every time.
694
23:26.560 --> 23:27.440
That's crazy.
695
23:27.440 --> 23:30.130 line:15%
That's a crazy stat, I'm gonna take the under in this game.
696
23:30.130 --> 23:31.600 line:15%
The Patriots unders have been hitting,
697
23:31.600 --> 23:32.433 line:15%
basically every single game.
698
23:32.433 --> 23:33.540 line:15%
Yeah, their offense doesn't look good
699
23:33.540 --> 23:35.620 line:15%
but it's starting to kill Harry, getting a little bit
700
23:35.620 --> 23:36.453 line:15%
in the mix.
701
23:36.453 --> 23:38.280 line:15%
I think they're starting to get to run the ball little bit
702
23:38.280 --> 23:39.170
I will say.
703
23:39.170 --> 23:40.090
Five in 100.
704
23:40.090 --> 23:41.420
Jason Garrett, you son of a bitch,
705
23:41.420 --> 23:42.760
kicking that field goal, Jason
706
23:42.760 --> 23:45.610
and then the Patriots, one of those weird times
707
23:45.610 --> 23:47.490
the end of that game, you thought for sure,
708
23:47.490 --> 23:48.323
they're gonna kick a field goal and go up by seven
709
23:48.323 --> 23:51.610
somebody to run, for the first time,
710
23:51.610 --> 23:53.200
which they haven't done much this season.
711
23:53.200 --> 23:55.690
Yeah, that was a classic gambling moment
712
23:55.690 --> 23:58.000
where you're rooting for a first down but not,
713
23:58.000 --> 23:59.800
the whole thing, the whole thing.
714
23:59.800 --> 24:01.960
And atleast Brady, if you're gonna throw it I get it,
715
24:01.960 --> 24:03.590
throw it give the Edelman a chance
716
24:03.590 --> 24:05.410
for a cheap touchdown there at the end.
717
24:05.410 --> 24:07.440
Either way, the Patriots are on the road this year
718
24:07.440 --> 24:09.680
five and one to the under, five and one to the under.
719
24:09.680 --> 24:10.770
No I haven't, their offense.
720
24:10.770 --> 24:11.603
I mean, their defense is playing a long--
721
24:11.603 --> 24:12.440
And their defense is fantastic.
722
24:12.440 --> 24:15.700
And I think their defense is going to eat, so to speak,
723
24:15.700 --> 24:18.710
feast week, on the Texans offense of line
724
24:18.710 --> 24:21.820
because the Texans offense pf line stinks, stinks out loud.
725
24:21.820 --> 24:23.920
Okay, what do you say Stu?
726
24:23.920 --> 24:26.110
You mean, you did the cottonmouth thing ?
727
24:26.110 --> 24:28.330
Is JJ a friend of Barstool?
728
24:28.330 --> 24:29.240
Yeah.
729
24:29.240 --> 24:30.073
Oh okay.
730
24:30.073 --> 24:30.906
Why?
731
24:30.906 --> 24:31.739
What would you say?
732
24:31.739 --> 24:33.764
What if I said no?
733
24:33.764 --> 24:35.070
So he's nice.
734
24:35.070 --> 24:37.283
Why does he always get hurt every year?
735
24:38.241 --> 24:39.800
I don't know.
736
24:39.800 --> 24:42.650
I mean, he was the NFL Defensive Player of the Year
737
24:42.650 --> 24:45.450
for like three years in a row, was a reigning champ
738
24:45.450 --> 24:47.220
and he's been hurt for four years a row now.
739
24:47.220 --> 24:48.053
Damn.
740
24:48.053 --> 24:49.000
So i just have to know why.
741
24:49.000 --> 24:52.830
So if you hated him, I was gonna buck and kill him
742
24:52.830 --> 24:54.450
but now that he's a friend of the show,
743
24:54.450 --> 24:55.840
I'm just gonna shut my motherfucking mouth.
744
24:55.840 --> 24:57.278
Okay.
745
24:57.278 --> 24:58.180
Motherfucking cottonmouth.
746
24:58.180 --> 24:59.260
Yeah, it's--
747
24:59.260 --> 25:00.093
Cottonmouth.
748
25:00.093 --> 25:02.670
Okay so we gotta say, write this down, Dave,
749
25:02.670 --> 25:04.130
say that everyone's a friend of ours,
750
25:04.130 --> 25:05.330
so that way Stu won't say a word.
751
25:05.330 --> 25:08.212
Just cottonmouth in me that definitely doesn't, so gross.
752
25:08.212 --> 25:09.374
I can hear him all the way over here.
753
25:09.374 --> 25:11.430
Imagine being home with a microphone,
754
25:11.430 --> 25:14.630
oh you may have to edit this, with like a gumdrop sound,
755
25:14.630 --> 25:15.893
something that's just not discusting.
756
25:15.893 --> 25:18.240
It's the worst ASMR video, we've ever made.
757
25:18.240 --> 25:20.520
I will never be stoned again on the show.
758
25:20.520 --> 25:21.353
Okay.
759
25:21.353 --> 25:22.186
I don't believe you.
760
25:22.186 --> 25:23.019
Oh that's good.
761
25:23.019 --> 25:24.370
Let's do a live show that you wanna cottonmouth.
762
25:24.370 --> 25:26.070
Alright, Mortal Locks coming up.
763
25:27.820 --> 25:28.954
I was doing my own SMR.
764
25:28.954 --> 25:32.330
Okay, can at least everyone say sorry to me,
765
25:32.330 --> 25:34.933
for being upset that I called Tom creepy.
766
25:37.772 --> 25:38.605
(mumbles)
767
25:38.605 --> 25:40.170
When I said he was creepy,
768
25:40.170 --> 25:42.050
I knew he was gonna do something creepy.
769
25:42.050 --> 25:42.883
Listen--
770
25:42.883 --> 25:43.716
That was creepy.
771
25:43.716 --> 25:45.340
That wasn't creepy, that s relaxing.
772
25:46.929 --> 25:50.370
He is creepy but we don't wanna say it on National TV.
773
25:50.370 --> 25:51.219
No, that was creepy.
774
25:51.219 --> 25:54.761
Why in front of your 15 million followers?
775
25:54.761 --> 25:56.387
He is creepy, look at him.
776
25:57.772 --> 25:59.180
You know I'm back to my old--
777
25:59.180 --> 26:01.940
Its like penny tommy, come on now.
778
26:01.940 --> 26:03.830
Alright, Mortal Locks coming up.
779
26:03.830 --> 26:04.715
I need it, I need it.
780
26:04.715 --> 26:08.643
Damn.
781
26:09.710 --> 26:11.337
Tommy, I don't think you're creepy,
782
26:11.337 --> 26:12.503
I think its beautiful.
783
26:12.503 --> 26:15.086
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784
26:24.580 --> 26:28.090
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788
26:38.300 --> 26:42.037 line:15%
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789
26:42.037 --> 26:43.450
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790
26:43.450 --> 26:46.920
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791
26:46.920 --> 26:48.470
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792
26:48.470 --> 26:51.460
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794
26:52.920 --> 26:56.070
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795
26:56.070 --> 26:58.599
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796
26:58.599 --> 27:01.600
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797
27:01.600 --> 27:03.360
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27:03.360 --> 27:06.110
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27:06.110 --> 27:08.940
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800
27:08.940 --> 27:11.003
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27:11.003 --> 27:13.555
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27:13.555 --> 27:16.190
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804
27:19.380 --> 27:22.130
(dramatic music)
805
27:33.488 --> 27:34.330
Thank you.
806
27:34.330 --> 27:36.570
Hey that's my drink Whit.
807
27:36.570 --> 27:40.330
Actually its my drink, a Pink Whitney, you pigeon.
808
27:40.330 --> 27:41.820
Yeah, I will wait to the come out with the
809
27:41.820 --> 27:42.870
blue Bissonnette.
810
27:42.870 --> 27:44.143
Never gonna happen.
811
27:45.061 --> 27:47.811
(dramatic music)
812
27:50.160 --> 27:52.630
Okay, it's that time of the week our Mortal Locks
813
27:52.630 --> 27:55.410
before we do that though, Larry and he's hot.
814
27:55.410 --> 27:56.900
He's hot, Larry is hot.
815
27:56.900 --> 28:00.480
He has won, won, won, Larry the goldfish is ready to feast
816
28:00.480 --> 28:03.213
on feast week, here is Larry's pick.
817
28:09.780 --> 28:10.613
What?
818
28:11.832 --> 28:14.167
I know you guys are busy, its Thanksgiving week,
819
28:14.167 --> 28:16.105
but we gotta figure something out for Larry.
820
28:16.105 --> 28:20.662
If you know we're busy, why are you coming in here?
821
28:20.662 --> 28:23.680
We can figure something out for Larry,
822
28:23.680 --> 28:24.580
what does that even mean?
823
28:24.580 --> 28:26.208
What are we gonna do if Larry is--
824
28:26.208 --> 28:28.375
(mumbles)
825
28:29.541 --> 28:30.691
You know we are busy.
826
28:33.206 --> 28:34.480
You wanna know how to make a pick with the fish?
827
28:34.480 --> 28:35.420
Here I'll show you.
828
28:35.420 --> 28:37.430
We don't have to be creative every single time.
829
28:37.430 --> 28:38.263
God damn.
830
28:40.090 --> 28:41.703
Alright, here's the fish.
831
28:42.884 --> 28:45.918
We're doing Brown Steelers, Hank.
832
28:45.918 --> 28:50.918
This is Browns, that Steelers, okay?
833
28:51.320 --> 28:53.983
Larry, wait, Larry, come back here.
834
28:57.121 --> 28:58.720
Larry, smart, Larry has gotten smarter,
835
28:58.720 --> 28:59.836
what have you been feeding him?
836
28:59.836 --> 29:02.003
(mumbles)
837
29:06.720 --> 29:11.720
Okay, Larry is Browns, it's Browns Hank, that was easy.
838
29:12.640 --> 29:14.040 line:15%
The Browns, he likes Browns.
839
29:15.356 --> 29:16.206 line:15%
Yes, thank you.
840
29:21.710 --> 29:26.187
Last week, were you one of the thousands that I bailed out
841
29:26.187 --> 29:28.940
with San Francisco and the under?
842
29:28.940 --> 29:30.530
A two team parlay?
843
29:30.530 --> 29:34.900
San Francisco almost killed Aaron Rodgers, five sacks
844
29:34.900 --> 29:38.150
and then humiliated that wire to wire to wire,
845
29:38.150 --> 29:40.750
hit the parlay, paying 2.6 to one.
846
29:40.750 --> 29:44.990
Tonight, I'm giving you my 100, 000 dime
847
29:44.990 --> 29:49.330
all in max best bet, Sunday night game of the year.
848
29:49.330 --> 29:51.180
Game of the year, game of the year.
849
29:51.180 --> 29:53.307
We'll have millions of dollars on this game,
850
29:53.307 --> 29:55.950
you could bet millions of dollars on this game,
851
29:55.950 --> 29:59.630
It's only 2500, only 2500 listen.
852
29:59.630 --> 30:01.400
Did you lose shirt today?
853
30:01.400 --> 30:02.930
Did you lose your shirt?
854
30:02.930 --> 30:06.270
Okay, let me bail you out, with a game that's a human lock,
855
30:06.270 --> 30:10.520
a burial, a blowout, for me, Stu Feiner, 2500
856
30:10.520 --> 30:15.520
ready to roll, ready to roll, ready to roll.
857
30:19.674 --> 30:22.602
Its a good show motherfuckers.
858
30:22.602 --> 30:25.650
Alright, thank you very much Larry.
859
30:25.650 --> 30:29.080
Time, the mortal locks, go to Fanduel right now,
860
30:29.080 --> 30:31.853
you can parlay the mortal lock parlay, they boost it,
861
30:31.853 --> 30:34.303
it's right there in the section, it's Barstool specials,
862
30:34.303 --> 30:37.460
you can also fade it if you want, you'd be an idiot.
863
30:37.460 --> 30:40.160
Stu, give me your mortal lock.
864
30:40.160 --> 30:42.870
Okay, eight, three and one of my mortal locks issue
865
30:42.870 --> 30:44.360
counting the Jets going over seven,
866
30:44.360 --> 30:46.760
which obviously they're gonna, they're on the table
867
30:46.760 --> 30:48.289
though I had nine and seven epic.
868
30:48.289 --> 30:50.420
Coulda, woulda, shoulda, if Donald
869
30:50.420 --> 30:54.380
did not get mononucleosis, how is that possible?
870
30:54.380 --> 30:57.350
Be that as it may, I'm gonna give you two here.
871
30:57.350 --> 31:02.030 line:15%
I want you to bet to the world champion, for 2019, 2020,
872
31:02.030 --> 31:03.201 line:15%
San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl champion,
873
31:03.201 --> 31:07.100 line:15%
right now are the fourth choice as Tommy told me,
874
31:07.100 --> 31:08.823
thank you Tommy, I love you, God bless you,
875
31:08.823 --> 31:11.710
I would die for you but you are creepy.
876
31:11.710 --> 31:16.710
Now 49ers plus 650, okay?
877
31:16.740 --> 31:17.930
To win the Super Bowl right now,
878
31:17.930 --> 31:20.070
it's gonna be on my birthday, plus 659,
879
31:20.070 --> 31:21.716
beating the Patriots, okay.
880
31:21.716 --> 31:26.094 line:15%
But my mortal lock, drumroll please.
881
31:26.094 --> 31:28.427 line:15%
(drumrolls)
882
31:33.267 --> 31:36.350 line:15%
Cleveland Browns, Cleveland Browns,
883
31:38.373 --> 31:40.456 line:15%
Cleveland fucking Browns.
884
31:41.520 --> 31:44.860
Okay, Cleveland Browns, against the Steelers
885
31:44.860 --> 31:48.060
is Stu's mortal lock, Dave, let's do it.
886
31:48.060 --> 31:49.610
I think we have the same mortal lock.
887
31:49.610 --> 31:51.870 line:15%
So last week I gave you the New York Jets.
888
31:51.870 --> 31:52.767
Yeah.
889
31:52.767 --> 31:53.600
The New York, football Jets.
890
31:53.600 --> 31:54.620
You stole it from me.
891
31:54.620 --> 31:55.453
Last week?
892
31:55.453 --> 31:57.990
Well, I had it two weeks ago and I stabbed the ghost
893
31:57.990 --> 31:59.712
and you stole it from me but now we're on the same.
894
31:59.712 --> 32:01.650
I was dressed like this last week,
895
32:01.650 --> 32:04.304
I said the Jets are my mortal lock.
896
32:04.304 --> 32:06.400
It was probably these pick of the year,
897
32:06.400 --> 32:07.300
that was never in doubt.
898
32:07.300 --> 32:08.133
Same with mine.
899
32:08.133 --> 32:10.110
35 points, before it even starts, the Jets
900
32:10.110 --> 32:11.730
have turned the corner, they're playing the Bengals
901
32:11.730 --> 32:14.030
only minus three and a half on the road,
902
32:14.030 --> 32:17.170
I put this on, I'm thinking, literally in my head,
903
32:17.170 --> 32:20.236
I thought to myself, this is actually--
904
32:20.236 --> 32:21.393
The easiest pick ever.
905
32:21.393 --> 32:23.660 line:15%
What the man in the suit does not do.
906
32:23.660 --> 32:26.530
Yeah, the Jets are playing well, our guy Kevin Clancy
907
32:26.530 --> 32:28.900
is talking, he's counting wins before it even happens.
908
32:28.900 --> 32:30.470
Stu is saying that gotta run the table,
909
32:30.470 --> 32:34.266
people this is the New York Football Jets, nothing is easy.
910
32:34.266 --> 32:36.610 line:15%
Yeah, they should kill the Bengals here,
911
32:36.610 --> 32:37.720 line:15%
no shit they should kill the Benglas,
912
32:37.720 --> 32:39.280 line:15%
Bangles is the worst team in the league,
913
32:39.280 --> 32:40.917 line:15%
they haven't won a game.
914
32:40.917 --> 32:44.920
This is exactly why this is a trap.
915
32:44.920 --> 32:47.800
And I fell into it first second, I won't fall into it
916
32:48.690 --> 32:50.530 line:15%
I'm taking the Bengals.
917
32:50.530 --> 32:53.840
So alright, but I have the Jets.
918
32:53.840 --> 32:54.730
You know what this is?
919
32:54.730 --> 32:56.369
Do you know what this just happened folks?
920
32:56.369 --> 32:59.620
This is the first ever time this has happened on this show.
921
32:59.620 --> 33:02.090
I have this Jets, minus three and a half,
922
33:02.090 --> 33:03.110
Dave has the Benglas--
923
33:03.110 --> 33:04.270 line:15%
It's a simpleton pick, I don't mind--
924
33:04.270 --> 33:08.511 line:15%
No, no what just happened Dave, I'm playing--
925
33:08.511 --> 33:10.340 line:15%
54 and 33.
926
33:10.340 --> 33:11.960
For power of the suit.
927
33:11.960 --> 33:13.226
If the Jets win this game,
928
33:13.226 --> 33:14.059
No, no, no.
929
33:14.059 --> 33:15.810
I am getting the power of your suit.
930
33:15.810 --> 33:17.580 line:15%
Give me this, I'm putting on this coat.
931
33:17.580 --> 33:18.694
No, no, that's not how it works.
932
33:18.694 --> 33:19.602
My suit fits on me--
933
33:19.602 --> 33:23.736
I'm putting on the coat and I become the powerful
934
33:23.736 --> 33:25.903
(mumbles)
935
33:44.033 --> 33:45.763
Listen, I got the Jets.
936
33:46.785 --> 33:48.952
(mumbles)
937
33:50.638 --> 33:52.750
Alright, we'll see everyone next week,
938
33:52.750 --> 33:55.000
Barstool Sports Advisors.
939
33:55.000 --> 33:57.060
I wonder if this works, is this working?
940
33:57.060 --> 33:58.520
Yeah its working.
941
33:58.520 --> 34:01.320
I'm gonna steal the power of the suit.
942
34:01.320 --> 34:05.460
Tune in next week, where I am the all powerful Superman.
943
34:05.460 --> 34:06.837
This is such a simpleton pick.
944
34:06.837 --> 34:09.400 line:15%
(mumbles)
945
34:09.400 --> 34:11.453 line:15%
Shut up Stu, shut up.
946
34:13.038 --> 34:15.705 line:15%
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