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<v Narrator>We know exactly what we are, that's why.</v>

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I said that this line, some fanboy's granted a media pass.

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I'd wear that as a badge of honor.

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If everyone played golf to the level of like

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just general funness that we play it,

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it would be the most popular sport in the world.

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<v Player>We were going nuts.</v>

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We chased our boss out of the building.

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It was awesome, it was the highlight!

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<v ->Tiger Woods and the Fore Play crew chased you</v>

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with your tail between your legs outside of this building.

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<v ->You gotta get a call, I've got a call.</v>

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<v ->What a fuckin' moment!</v>

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<v ->Oh my god that was Tiger Woods driving that car.</v>

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Oh my god I looked him right in the eye.

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<v ->Kevin Kisner just drove up and gave us the finger.</v>

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<v ->I think that's the only guy in the world</v>

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I could beat up in a fight.

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<v ->I was just gonna say that.</v>

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(men laughing)
<v ->I'm sorry, I apologize.</v>

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<v ->Nice to meet you anyway.</v>

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<v ->I talk shit, that's what I do.</v>

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I'm a little scrawny shit talker.

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Bryson baby, you're looking fantastic today.

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<v ->Good luck beating Tiger.</v>

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<v ->Frankie went like this when he walked away.</v>

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(men laughing)

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<v Cameraman>Go get a lesson Frank.</v>

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<v ->Bryson gave him one hell of a chipping lesson.</v>

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<v ->All you have to do, is hit right there.</v>

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(golf club whacking ball)

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(cameraman laughing loudly)

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<v ->You'll eventually you'll be able</v>

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to do something like this.

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(golf club whacking ball)

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<v ->What the fuck was that?</v>

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<v ->Introducing: The Barstool Classic.</v>

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Presented by Truly Hard Seltzer.

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<v Announcer>Morning!</v>

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Welcome to the Barstool Classic.

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<v ->Three teams, one spot,</v>

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whoever wins that playoff

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goes to the Liberty National

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to play for $10,000 cash.

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(exciting pop music)

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(men cheering)

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<v ->Done it, that's how you go to Liberty.</v>

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(upbeat pop music)

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<v ->There you go.</v>

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<v ->Fucking go baby!</v>

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<v ->I wanna sip, I wanna sip.</v>

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<v ->This is Rigg's first series, this is where we</v>

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play a hole, kind of showcase the course.

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<v ->Right bunker, maybe?</v>

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It'll be all right though, I'll find it.

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<v ->Suck on that.</v>

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What's that, Rigg's first?

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You just do one of them and bury it?

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One off, let's go.

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<v ->Whitney match has been canceled.</v>

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<v ->Why can't you play at a Member-Guest?</v>

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<v ->Why can't you play at a Member-Guest?</v>

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<v ->Why can't you play at a Member-Guest?</v>

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<v Whitney>You are so fucking dumb Riggs</v>

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that I should play you, losing my amateur status.

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How fucking stupid are you?

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<v Voiceover>The guy is an unbelievable demon in the NHL</v>

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and then he's also an unbelievable bunker shot player.

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<v Cameraman>Oh my, what a good-looking shot.</v>

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<v ->I'm going to play golf.</v>

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And do a podcast with Bubba Watson.

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We made fun of Bubba Watson.

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A lot.

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<v ->Let's dust them.</v>

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<v ->We won't be able to measure 'cause he hooked it.</v>

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Fore!

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<v ->What's the most nervous you've ever been on a golf course?</v>

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<v ->I've never played football in my life,</v>

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but I feel like a need to hit somebody.

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<v ->2019 US Open champion: Mr. Gary Woodland.</v>

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<v ->Off the elevator into the Barstool HQ</v>

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just holding the trophy.

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<v ->Arguably the best entrance in Barstool history.</v>

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<v ->Brooks Koepka.</v>

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<v ->He was growing a playoff beard</v>

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and it was really embarrassing.

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<v ->It was rough.</v>

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<v ->What's that like three or four days?</v>

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<v ->J.T., Justin Thomas.</v>

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<v Thomas>What's going on fellas?</v>

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<v ->What's your biggest superstition?</v>

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<v Thomas>For some reason I always put my</v>

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right sock on before my left sock.

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For some reason I picked up on it one day.

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I was like,

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"Damn I think I put my right socks on first."

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(men laughing)

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<v ->I did give Phil Mickelson a lot of shit though.</v>

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I walked over to him I was like,

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"Hey Phil, you owe me fucking $29.99 for wasting

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"four hours of my life with the shittiest golf."

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And he grabs a hundred.

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He's like, "Yeah, I won $90,000 with this yesterday.

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"Take a hundred and go fuck yourself."

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(men laughing)
<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, right to my face.</v>

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<v ->This can't be real!</v>

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<v ->Frankie!</v>

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<v ->How you doing?</v>

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<v ->Thanks for coming fellas.</v>

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(glasses clinking)

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(cheerful chattering)

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<v ->You guys are much better at golf than I am.</v>

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That's pretty clear.

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(cheering)

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(clapping)
<v Golfer>Wow!</v>

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<v ->That's a bogey.</v>

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<v ->All right, we're in Australia.</v>

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Haven't seen a kangaroo yet.

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<v ->Look at the way they hop, Jamie.</v>

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<v ->We're in Tazmania.</v>

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<v Cameraman>Oh my God.</v>

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Go hit your ball Trent.

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What a shot!

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(cheering)

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(clapping)

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<v Narrator>Fore!</v>