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<v ->That's my rant.</v>

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<v Brandon>The Cubs wanna trade KB.</v>

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Would you ever trade KB?

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<v KB>Imagine having that intensity of a rant</v>

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about Greta Thunberg at the dinner table.

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<v ->Yeah, true.</v>

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It's true.

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What an idiot.

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<v KB>That's what I was saying, you're a loser.</v>

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<v ->You care about stupid people playing a sport.</v>

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<v KB>No, no I'm with you.</v>

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<v ->I laugh at my own anger.</v>

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I mean that was--

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<v Brandon>You've been angry for like an hour.</v>

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<v ->Well I tweeted that, yeah oh no as soon as the Rizzo thing</v>

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came off, I got into a little bit of a blind rage.

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What were you gonna say?

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Do you trade Chris Bryant?

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<v ->No, the Cubs are trading KB, would you ever trade your KB?</v>

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<v KB>Oh yeah I do get a little bit upset--</v>

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<v ->About the KB KB?</v>

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<v KB>When people like the Chicago Barstool guys--</v>

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<v ->What would we trade KB for?</v>

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<v KB>Refer to him as KB.</v>

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<v ->Well I mean we're not cash strapped so it would just</v>

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be an ego play or it would just be us just being dicks.

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<v ->Okay what if someone offered us, aw man.</v>

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<v KB>Would you trade me for a--</v>

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<v ->Hold on, shh, you're on the trade block.</v>

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Okay.

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<v Brandon>This is not a free agency situation.</v>

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This is a trade.

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<v ->Yeah this is a trade.</v>

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This is a straight up trade.

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All right what if--

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<v Brandon>What do we need here?</v>

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<v ->The Cousins offer us Glenny Balls</v>

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and a year's supply

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of Chik-Fil-A lunch catered (bell dings).

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<v Brandon>That's done.</v>

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<v ->For KB, I think I say yes.</v>

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<v ->I think I say yes too.</v>

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<v ->Who hangs up first?</v>

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<v ->Would I have to leave town?</v>

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Skip town?

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<v ->No, you'd be down with Cousins.</v>

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<v ->No, you can go on the Cousins.</v>

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<v ->You would be here at 9:00 every day</v>

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and walk in fashionably late to that show.

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<v KB>You guys would say yeah?</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->Damn.</v>

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<v ->Throw out hypothetical trades for us.</v>

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<v ->This is not a shot at Glenny Balls</v>

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because I like Glenny Balls

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but the Chik-Fil-A's a game changer.

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<v ->Yeah, yeah, yeah I was gonna say if you remove him,</v>

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it was just the Chik-Fil-A.

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<v ->No, I don't know who I would trade you straight up for.</v>

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I don't think many people on the--

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<v ->How about if we traded for Kate.</v>

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We traded with the Chaps and Kate show and it's Chaps and KB

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from now on and we got Kate and say,

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six months of Shake Shack Burgers.

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<v ->I'd do that trade yeah.</v>

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<v ->Just say Kate for me.</v>

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<v ->Yeah no I'd do that trade too.</v>

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<v ->Say what you're thinking there.</v>

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<v ->Yeah I would do that straight up.</v>

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<v ->You would do the Kate for me.</v>

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<v ->For sure, for sure.</v>

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<v ->I respect that.</v>

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<v ->I'm not sure anybody, well Rone would probably,</v>

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but he'd trade me for Kate straight up too so--

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<v ->Who Rone?</v>

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I wouldn't trade you for Kate straight up.

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<v ->Okay all right well that's good, that's good.</v>

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<v ->What's that?</v>

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<v ->What is that?</v>

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Why are you shaking your head so violently?

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<v ->Some things can't be said.</v>

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<v ->I wouldn't trade you for Kate, KB.</v>

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<v ->Thank you.</v>

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<v ->Not.</v>

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<v ->Wait what the fuck?</v>

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<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->The not joke needs to come back.</v>

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<v ->I know because it's a great--</v>

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<v ->You know Borat was such a good movie</v>

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and losers kinda ruined it but--

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<v ->I sat next to Sacha Baron Cohen on a flight.</v>

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<v ->Such a funny movie.</v>

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<v ->That was my Sacha Baron Cohen--</v>

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<v ->It still holds up too.</v>

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<v ->It really is.</v>

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<v ->See I got the not joke--</v>

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<v ->I hate like--</v>

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<v ->When I think of not, I think of Wayne's World.</v>

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<v ->Yeah that too.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, yeah but I was just thinking out loud but--</v>

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<v ->It really is so--</v>

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<v ->The my wife people kinda ruined it.</v>

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It's such a funny movie.

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Watch it if you haven't in a while.

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<v ->That's Kyle, that's KB's recommendations.</v>

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He's trying to add value to the show

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so it's KB's recommendation corner.

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What shoes are you jiving on right now, KB?

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<v ->Stop.</v>

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Fucking stop.

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(laughing)