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Hello and welcome
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to the Barstool All Hockey Hair Benchwarmers.
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You know, I've been living in New York
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and I came to know these guys at Barstool and,
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I don't even know how to describe the situation
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they got goin'.
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Uh, I'm pretty sure, uh,
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Kylie Jenner would turn into Seth Rogen
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if she walked into this office.
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The guys said they wanted their own hockey hair team,
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so I said I'd oblige.
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At number nine, because there weren't 10 good ones,
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let's be honest.
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A lot of people's favorite hockey movie
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is Miracle or Slapshot.
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This guy's is Sling Blade.
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Uh-huh.
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At seven and eight, we have a little special combo here.
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It's called metamor-flow-sis.
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Caterpillar,
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butterfly.
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Let me say it again.
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Caterpillar,
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butterfly.
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I have to admit from El Presidente,
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to actually butterfly as a goalie,
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in the intros, that's innovation baby.
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At number six, we have another dandy.
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Uh, this guy I'm not putting in
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'cause of the guns or his hair.
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It's this awkward 1950s baseball card pose
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he does at the end, love that.
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At number five, you gotta watch this guy come in,
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from deep.
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And here we go, we're singing songs about the southland,
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because we call this look,
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the Sweet Home Alabama.
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At number four, we're gonna stay on the pop charts.
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This is the flock of seagulls.
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It's a look a lot of people talk about,
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but not many people can do.
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At number three,
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uh, I'm not even sure what to call this,
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besides creepy as hell.
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At number two,
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we call this the 17.1.
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That's not his jersey number.
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That's how many seconds it takes him to finally get
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to the blue line for his introduction.
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At number one, we had to keep it pure,
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and go for something nice.
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This is Tristan,
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only this time, it's legends of the almost fall,
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as he manages to hang on here,
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and show the world that in the world of Barstool,
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this guy has the best flow of everybody on the team.
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In the end, the guys had a pretty good time.
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If you're looking for a team name,
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how about the Barstool Balls,
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or the Barstool Spheres?
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'Cause from what I can tell,
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there's not a single guy out here with an edge.
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So thanks for letting me serenade your salad.
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Glad no one got hurt too bad.
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Uh-oh!
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(players whoop)
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Oh no!
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That took my breath away a little bit.