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Well hey, you know what guys?
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Fuck it, let's just be legends.
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It's the Rundown, brought to you by MVMT.
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Holy shit it's the holidays.
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Keep that in, keep that in.
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Let's be legends.
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Fuck it.
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Let's just be legends.
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Get yourself a MVMT watch, be a fucking legend.
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You gotta get on the MVMT train.
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I do, I do need to get on the MVMT train.
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We all have been rocking MVMT glasses and watches
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for a while now, it's a great gift to give.
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You should give it to like everyone in Mississippi
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and they'll be like fancy pants Walker got us $500 watches.
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I was just gonna give like
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Applebee's gift certificates, but okay.
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No, do this because they'll be like $500.
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Starts at just 95.
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People have money down in Mississippi, all right?
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Not the people I ran around with, but people have money.
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I'm saying that's a flex.
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You just give it out and just be like hey.
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Okay.
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It's like you know when a celebrity gives out
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turkeys at Thanksgiving and stuff,
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you can be the gift giving Santa Claus.
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Let's get MVMT, MVMT can you please send Brandon Walker--
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20 watches, 10 watches.
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A dozen watches, he will write a blog about it.
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13.
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He will tweet it and he will give it to all his family.
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You'd be the fucking mayor dude, you'd be the governor.
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Stocking stuffers are watches this year?
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Yeah, that be crazy.
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Watches, sunnies, the eyeglasses.
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They got it all.
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I like that.
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Minimalistic look, you can walk around telling people
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it's minimalistic like you know
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what the fuck you're talking about.
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It would match my dad's ankle bracelet.
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(laughing)
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That's funny because it's true.
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That wasn't a joke.
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No, it wasn't a joke.
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Even funnier, even funnier that way.
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Drugs (laughs).
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Oh, that was one of those jokes
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that was a little too on the nose.
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Yep, don't do meth.
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But he, is that also on the nose?
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Yeah, oh no, everything he said is fact thus far.
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Yikes, dealing?
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Are you hot?
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No, I'm uncomfortable right now.
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Okay, well get comfortable, it's fine.
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What was...
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We don't have to talk about it right here.
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I mean you brought it up so it's just--
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(crosstalk)
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No, he's got the ankle bracelet.
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Yeah, he's house arrest, not even that big of a deal.
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Was he moving weight?
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He's got a big house, huh?
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No, he doesn't work out.
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Was he Breaking Bad?
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No, I mean like dealing drugs.
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It was written after his dad.
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What is?
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Breaking Bad.
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It's a story about his dad.
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The entire premise of the show
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except for the teacher part.
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He never succeeded at anything.
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Oh, okay, all right well.
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Get yourself a MVMT watch.
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Don't do meth.
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This is what I meant when I said fuck it let's be legends.
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Get yourself a watch.
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This is legendary shit.
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This is legendary stuff?
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We were kinda struggling with topics like we'll be fine.
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Good start.
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I have a feeling that we'll be just fine.
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You're welcome.
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Go get yourself a MVMT watch.
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We'll start off with James Harden.
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James Harden.
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The steal and the dunk.
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Oh he missed it!
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That ball went through and it came out.
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I thought wait a minute!
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Just checking it out.
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Oh remember the Manu play in New York a few years ago?
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I mean this goes through yeah, that looks good.
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He got fucked, I don't know how you review that dunk
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and not count it.
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It clearly goes through and around, right?
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Crazy, crazy.
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So I didn't understand that.
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I thought they didn't review it
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and they should have reviewed it, but they did review it?
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I think so.
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I'm pretty sure they like looked at it.
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Okay, besides that--
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Because real time I can understand that.
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Crazy, real time even still I was like
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that was very clearly what happened.
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The way it circled around was the only way
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it could have happened.
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It actually, if James Harden didn't react the way
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he reacted, I think it would never have been a problem
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because he started running for the rebound.
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If he had just been like--
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He sold it the wrong way.
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Yeah if he'd be like yeah that was a dunk,
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it just woulda gone on.
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Yeah, that's true.
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But still, watching that and being like wait,
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and the Rockets went on to lose?
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And he scored 50, right?
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Yeah, 50 murder.
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He and Russell Westbrook combined
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to miss 50 shots last night.
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They went 18 and 68.
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Ugly basketball.
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The first teammates to do that
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since a couple of Celtics in 1965.
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But they had 13 point lead.
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So it says that Harden dunk that clearly went through
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the hoop, a play that they told the Rockets
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was not reviewable which apparently isn't true.
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The refs just decided not to review it or something
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because the Rockets called for it immediately,
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but they asked for it too late.
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So I got a question.
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Why do you got review in a sport if you have certain plays
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that even aren't reviewable?
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Wait, sorry to interrupt, I believe Dan Tony was like
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you have to review it within like 30 seconds or something
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like that and he spent the 30 seconds like arguing with them
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and then they were like, you missed your chance.
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Well, that's a crazy rule anyway.
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Yeah, I mean, but I do think--
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They mess up a call, they mess up a call.
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I do, what you were saying Brandon is right like
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there are times in football where like
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that play's not reviewed, well it's like why?
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If you're gonna review, you got the cameras.
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Just review it.
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But I do, I don't have a problem with the timing
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like 'cause that will bog things down too much
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where it's like you only have a certain amount
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of time to do this.
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Okay, but now, they saved that 30 seconds, that's great,
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but now they're talking about maybe playing the game over.
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Yes, yes, that's what I want, no, that's not crazy.
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For a fucking goddamn December game, come on.
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Listen, you can hate the Rockets.
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You can say I don't care that they lost.
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I don't care it's a December game.
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What's at stake here is that the next time they play,
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where are they playing, in San Antonio?
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The game was in San Antonio, right?
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Yes.
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The next time they play in San Antonio,
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they have to start the game over with seven and a half
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minutes left and then play another game.
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That's awesome.
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It's like remember when, why was there that Baltimore game
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where no one was allowed in the park?
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Well, that was the protests in Baltimore.
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Okay, so that's a bad example.
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Carlos Zambrano threw a no hitter in Milwaukee
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against the Astros, Cubs-Astros.
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Redo it, redo it.
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Because of the hurricane.
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Those weird sporting events that are like wait
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it was in Milwaukee and the Brewers weren't playing?
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Like those kinda things are so cool in sports.
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If you do a seven minute game, like basically like,
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that's what it would be right, seven minutes left?
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The Red Sox and Royals played, they started a game
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in the 11th inning because I remember I lost that bet
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like it just sat there--
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What about in the World Series
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with the Rays and the Phillies?
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Restarted that game with like an inning to go or whatever?
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These are fun things.
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In the World fucking Series.
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These are fun things.
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Fun is good.
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And shoutout to that rain delay
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that gave you a World Series man.
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Without that--
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And that was totally above board.
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That was literally from heaven.
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It was a, what do they call those, the quick cells?
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My brain's still toast.
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Pulp.
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Nope, not pulp, broth.
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You're talking about like storm cells?
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Like the quick storm?
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Super cells?
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Like a burst?
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No, the quick like little spouts.
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Micro bursts.
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Micro bursts!
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I said it first.
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No, it was a tie.
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It wasn't a tie.
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Because you said it faster than I did,
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but we both started at the same time.
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You're like seeing eye dogs for my brain.
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We'll get you there.
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We'll land this plane.
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What else?
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Greg Schiano is back in Jersey.
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You gotta be pissed that Dave's not here today.
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I know, I wore these specifically
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because I was gonna be on the Rundown with Dave.
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Andy Bernard likes to wear his pizza socks.
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You like pizza too huh?
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Look at my socks, that's what I was gonna do.
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Wow, it's actually a good thing that you didn't do that.
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Why?
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He's done it before.
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Because he would make fun of you mercilessly.
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Well he's done it before.
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I've done it many times, several times before.
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How does he react?
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Well he did it un-ironically
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and now he's doing it ironically.
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Now it's funny?
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He makes fun of me mercilessly.
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Yes, that sounds about right.
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The one bite Dave.
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Greg Schiano, huh?
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Greg Schiano, what was the exact quote?
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They said how was your reception here versus Tennessee?
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Greg Schiano famously got hired at Tennessee.
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The fan base revolted.
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They were pushed by a couple of media members.
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They got him outta there.
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Now he's been hired at Rutgers.
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He was asked today what's the reception like at Rutgers
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as opposed to the way it was at Tennessee and he said,
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and I'm paraphrasing, the people in Jersey are much sharper
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than the people in Tennessee.
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I like this.
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I fucking love it because I--
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It's petty wars.
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I don't like the Southern implications,
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but Tennessee's different.
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That fan base, they're stupid.
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And the way they fucking acted is ridiculous.
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(chanting)
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And I also love the idea of Greg Schiano
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should just lean into Rutgers and Jersey on the whole.
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He should become the most pro-Jersey guy ever
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because they are, I mean--
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The state of Rutgers.
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What does he get like 30 something
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million from them?
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Oh, who cares?
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I mean like that is strictly because of Rutgers and Jersey
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so he needs to just like dedicate his life to that state.
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Well he's also gonna be and this is a football thing,
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but he is also gonna be kinda replenished and everything
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and reinvigorated because Tennessee did run him
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out of town, he didn't do shit to him.
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They made like a character assassination
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and just made shit up because they didn't want him
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to coach a football team
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and that was embarrassing, that's two years.
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He's had to sit on that for two years.
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Now he gets a chance to run his program again.
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He gets to come home.
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It's a great story.
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What do you think about the media members
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who did lead that revolt?
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I think that was--
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Lice heads.
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I think that was disgusting.
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Absolutely disgusting, embarrassing,
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and they should be ashamed of it.
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Do you have any history with certain media members
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that were a part of that?
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I do not have any history with any media members
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that were part of that.
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I feel like that's actually something you would do though.
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That's a very SEC story.
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I would probably do it, but I've never done it.
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Right, right, but you would.
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I would, I've never had to do it.
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You have that in your back pocket.
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Like the SEC is the one place where--
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Had Mississippi State, let's say they hired Greg Schiano,
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would you have done something like that?
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Not for Greg Schiano, but if they, there's a coach
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out there, there's a coach out there at Liberty.
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Let's say Mississippi State needed a coach.
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Oh my God, do I want that to happen.
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And they tried to hire Hugh Freeze
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who got run out of college football
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because he was calling hookers, I would run him out of town.
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I have got ammo ready right now.
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You think you, Brandon Walker, has the ammo
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to run him out of, what are you, a fucking shark?
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Like McElwaine?
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No, not a shark, I don't think that was her name.
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I would run him out of town, but I have the ability--
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So you're on notice Hugh Freeze,
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don't even think about going to (laughs).
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Don't even think about it.
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What if I told you that Hugh Freeze would get you
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in the next five years a date
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at the SEC championship in Atlanta?
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I would burn my Mississippi State gear if he got hired.
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Did you hear what I said before that?
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You guys are never gonna sniff Atlanta.
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We've already been there.
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Wait, why?
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What year was that?
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It was recent, like 1998.
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Winning over everything, right?
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No, I'm not talking about playing like a preseason game.
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No, it was SEC championship game.
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We lost to Tennessee in '98, feels like '98 right?
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Oh, it does, yeah.
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Why do you care so much?
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Like if he can guarantee you magically like a win
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or like a you know, why do you care?
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It's the name of the game.
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Some things are bigger than sports.
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Come on, no they're not by the way.
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No, they're not.
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Nothing's bigger than sports.
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There's no chance.
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Within sports--
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I'm telling you right now, Kevin,
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the Mets will be in the NLCS guaranteed,
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Lena Dunham's the manager.
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Done!
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What are you doing?
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What is she doing?
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You said you would kill your mother
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for a national championship.
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Yes, but I wouldn't argue--
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Now, we found the line.
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What if Hugh Freeze--
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I didn't say I would kill my mother.
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I said I would have my mother
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killed for a national championship.
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Well, okay so same thing.
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What if Hugh Freeze was the national
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championship winning coach?
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And you were guaranteed a national championship?
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This is too far down now.
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Now you're in a pickle.
365
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So you would rather kill your mother than Hugh Freeze
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be the head coach?
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Yes.
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Three national titles in a row.
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Hugh Freeze is the coach.
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Come on!
That's crazy, man!
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No, I hate him.
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You're crazy.
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I hate him.
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That's crazy.
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You're either lying or I can't trust you.
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I can't trust you, period.
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You hate him more than you love your own mother?
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What did he do?
379
11:40.493 --> 11:42.399
No, what we found too is--
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She's only okay.
381
11:43.232 --> 11:44.065
What did he do?
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He's just a bad person.
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Brandon, you're the type of sports fan--
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You're a bad person.
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You're a bad person!
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Actually, hold on, you guys might be Spiderman meme-ing
387
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each other right now because you two are the type
388
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of sports fans that your hate is stronger than your love.
389
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Yes, that's true.
390
11:58.409 --> 11:59.364
Oh, I've admitted to that many times.
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Your hate for the Yankees might be stronger than,
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your hate for Ole Miss might be stronger than your love
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for Mississippi State.
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I hate them much more than I love Mississippi State.
395
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But how does that apply here?
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Like yeah, I mean I'm agreeing with you, but I also will do
397
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almost anything for a Mets World Series because--
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Derek Jeter is the manager.
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Fine.
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That actually would be the best.
401
12:14.843 --> 12:15.733
Yeah, it would.
402
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Could you imagine these fuckers if he was a Met?
403
12:16.566 --> 12:18.783
See that's how you gotta think about it.
404
12:18.783 --> 12:21.057
Okay, I guess, but I'm so far down right now.
405
12:21.057 --> 12:21.993
You'd have Hugh Freeze--
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I'm just going to say no.
407
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I'm just gonna shake my head and put my fingers in my ears.
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I do appreciate the stubborn commitment.
409
12:25.654 --> 12:28.422
Yeah, it is, but you could go to Ole Miss people
410
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for the rest of your life and be like Hugh Freeze
411
12:29.728 --> 12:31.427
won us a title.
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That would be incredible.
413
12:34.024 --> 12:34.857
You should want him.
414
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He should be at the top of your list.
415
12:35.690 --> 12:36.869
He should be at the top of your list.
416
12:36.869 --> 12:39.795
We don't need a coach right now.
417
12:39.795 --> 12:40.647
Anyway I would do--
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I thought you texted Joe Morehead and told him
419
12:42.559 --> 12:43.943
to pack his bags?
420
12:43.943 --> 12:46.179
I didn't, I did text him and he didn't text me back.
421
12:46.179 --> 12:48.365
(laughing)
422
12:48.365 --> 12:50.973
I definitely judge the media members that ran Schiano
423
12:50.973 --> 12:53.233
out of town, it was classless,
424
12:53.233 --> 12:54.733
and they shouldn't have done it.
425
12:54.733 --> 12:56.533
I would do it, but I haven't done it.
426
12:56.533 --> 12:58.354
They shouldn't have done it.
427
12:58.354 --> 13:00.553
I don't know if I would ever, if I really thought
428
13:00.553 --> 13:02.323
I actually had the power to do so,
429
13:02.323 --> 13:03.443
I don't know if I would really do that.
430
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Don't you say all the time
431
13:04.463 --> 13:05.983
for the Mets owners to get out of town?
432
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That's different.
433
13:06.983 --> 13:08.443
Owners is different than a coach.
434
13:08.443 --> 13:09.663
Selling the team, I think is different than like
435
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firing a, 'cause you're gonna get something
436
13:12.463 --> 13:15.143
out of selling the team, I just want them to get their--
437
13:15.143 --> 13:15.976
You don't care if they get something.
438
13:15.976 --> 13:17.023
You just want them to go away.
439
13:17.023 --> 13:19.023
Correct, but I'm saying that it's different.
440
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They would get billions of dollars.
441
13:20.083 --> 13:21.284
Also by the way, I do hate their guts so like
442
13:21.284 --> 13:22.483
if something bad could happen to them,
443
13:22.483 --> 13:23.843
I would be okay with that, but I do think
444
13:23.843 --> 13:26.713
it's different when you're like rallying for someone
445
13:26.713 --> 13:29.192
to get fired when you have risen to a level
446
13:29.192 --> 13:32.730
where you might actually do that is kinda fucked up.
447
13:32.730 --> 13:34.693
But even little things like Ray Ramirez, the Mets trainer,
448
13:34.693 --> 13:36.892
he used to suck and they were always injured
449
13:36.892 --> 13:39.124
and people were like make a "fire Ray Ramirez" shirt
450
13:39.124 --> 13:41.513
and I was like no, I don't wanna rally against this guy
451
13:41.513 --> 13:43.218
who's just a fucking normal ass dude.
452
13:43.218 --> 13:46.553
Have you gotten anybody fired yet?
453
13:46.553 --> 13:48.058
You've thought about it.
454
13:48.058 --> 13:50.904
Yeah, no I can't say I've gotten anyone fired.
455
13:50.904 --> 13:52.614
I mean I was very mean to Marc Trestman,
456
13:52.614 --> 13:56.454
so much so that every now and then, family members of his
457
13:56.454 --> 14:00.721
will like pop up and be like, "You were so mean to our dad."
458
14:00.721 --> 14:02.794
But that's the game dude.
459
14:02.794 --> 14:04.177
I feel a little bad about that.
460
14:04.177 --> 14:06.409
Just because like, he couldn't help himself he's an idiot.
461
14:06.409 --> 14:09.544
I really liked the blog game back when it was like
462
14:09.544 --> 14:12.226
you were just a true fan like letting it rip
463
14:12.226 --> 14:14.018
and you didn't have to be responsible
464
14:14.018 --> 14:15.156
for what you were saying.
465
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I don't like now, I like being
466
14:17.182 --> 14:19.863
an anonymous fucking troll basically.
467
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I get it.
468
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I understand why the commenters love to do it.
469
14:23.156 --> 14:23.989
What else we got here?
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Second half of the Rundown is brought to you by SimpliSafe.
471
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Now you know you're living in the big city now.
472
14:29.166 --> 14:30.406
You gotta be careful, Brandon.
473
14:30.406 --> 14:34.846
Brandon Walker has to pay rent like a cuck.
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14:34.846 --> 14:36.906
Which I've only paid rent my whole life.
475
14:36.906 --> 14:37.846
I was gonna say, we're all fucking renting.
476
14:37.846 --> 14:40.586
I've never owned, but he did go from owning to renting.
477
14:40.586 --> 14:42.687
Oh, I'm all in on renting by the way.
478
14:42.687 --> 14:44.556
I'm back in on renting because--
479
14:44.556 --> 14:45.389
It's the best.
480
14:45.389 --> 14:46.456
I don't know how long I'm gonna be here.
481
14:46.456 --> 14:47.916
I couldn't buy a $500,000 house.
482
14:47.916 --> 14:49.156
Owning a home sucks.
483
14:49.156 --> 14:50.636
No, it doesn't, it doesn't suck.
484
14:50.636 --> 14:52.596
It's the best thing in the world.
485
14:52.596 --> 14:54.156
No, it's not.
486
14:54.156 --> 14:56.836
Owning a house that you love, that you can afford
487
14:56.836 --> 14:57.896
is a great thing.
488
14:57.896 --> 15:00.396
If you are overextending yourself or you have to like
489
15:00.396 --> 15:01.629
settle for a shittier house
490
15:01.629 --> 15:02.482
because you don't have the money--
491
15:02.482 --> 15:03.539
Or it floods all the time.
492
15:03.539 --> 15:05.729
Like I settled for a house and then it was like
493
15:05.729 --> 15:07.921
the bane of my existence because it was like--
494
15:07.921 --> 15:09.183
But anywhere outside of 20 miles,
495
15:09.183 --> 15:11.085
a circle around this place, you can find a house
496
15:11.085 --> 15:13.162
that you love for pretty easy.
497
15:13.162 --> 15:13.995
We were talking about--
498
15:13.995 --> 15:14.828
Then you have to live in those places.
499
15:14.828 --> 15:17.362
Few years, go down to Mississippi, buy all cash.
500
15:17.362 --> 15:18.195
Straight cash.
501
15:18.195 --> 15:19.179
Just drop it on them.
502
15:19.179 --> 15:20.012
I'm gonna work here three years,
503
15:20.012 --> 15:21.539
I'm gonna go to Mississippi, buy a house cash.
504
15:21.539 --> 15:22.372
One house please.
505
15:22.372 --> 15:24.299
That's like what Za's doing but with Africa.
506
15:24.299 --> 15:25.558
He's carrying the cash for me.
507
15:25.558 --> 15:28.218
Yeah, I said I'll wear a white tuxedo and we'll just go,
508
15:28.218 --> 15:30.198
we'll drop it down, be like give us a house.
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15:30.198 --> 15:32.158
Za said his number is 200k.
510
15:32.158 --> 15:34.969
Once he's amassed 200k, he's going back to Africa.
511
15:34.969 --> 15:35.802
That's pretty good.
512
15:35.802 --> 15:38.879
What's your number to go back home?
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15:38.879 --> 15:39.712
Kinda sad--
514
15:39.712 --> 15:40.545
You're making 36k now right?
515
15:40.545 --> 15:41.938
To Mississippi, it's less than 200k.
516
15:41.938 --> 15:42.771
Yeah, I bet.
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15:42.771 --> 15:44.738
Either way it was sad because what Brandon Walker,
518
15:44.738 --> 15:46.939
paying rent, again I've paid rent my whole life,
519
15:46.939 --> 15:49.718
but I have a direct deposit.
520
15:49.718 --> 15:51.828
Brandon Walker, I've watched him walk out
521
15:51.828 --> 15:53.789
with a check in his hand, been like
522
15:53.789 --> 15:55.208
gotta mail it to the man.
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15:55.208 --> 15:56.288
Every single month.
524
15:56.288 --> 15:57.121
That sucks.
525
15:57.121 --> 15:58.299
Yeah, that does blow.
526
15:58.299 --> 15:59.874
Because then you always forget it and it's like,
527
15:59.874 --> 16:02.073
and then they hassle you and it's just a whole shit.
528
16:02.073 --> 16:03.336
Whether you're in a house or an apartment though,
529
16:03.336 --> 16:04.472
you gotta keep it safe.
530
16:04.472 --> 16:07.231
You gotta keep your whole slew of kids and puppies safe.
531
16:07.231 --> 16:08.184
You gotta make sure your belongings,
532
16:08.184 --> 16:09.565
I'm sure you got a bunch of memorabilia
533
16:09.565 --> 16:10.398
and shit in there right?
534
16:10.398 --> 16:13.104
You gotta make sure all that stays safe from the burglars
535
16:13.104 --> 16:14.884
and the bad guys of the world, from the Hugh Freeze's
536
16:14.884 --> 16:16.807
of the world that might come and try to rob you.
537
16:16.807 --> 16:18.883
So it's SimpliSafe, especially around the holidays.
538
16:18.883 --> 16:23.147
You know Home Alone taught us that which by the way--
539
16:23.147 --> 16:24.615
Yeah, what'd I miss on that?
540
16:24.615 --> 16:28.685
First of all, you think Christmas Vacation's a bad movie
541
16:28.685 --> 16:29.944
and you like Home Alone?
542
16:29.944 --> 16:31.043
No, Christmas Vacation's a great movie.
543
16:31.043 --> 16:32.501
Home Alone's a good movie.
544
16:32.501 --> 16:37.501
I love Home Alone, but there so many just obscene things
545
16:37.809 --> 16:38.642
that are wrong with it.
546
16:38.642 --> 16:39.553
Brandon--
547
16:39.553 --> 16:41.381
Yeah I mean it's not the most realistic movie.
548
16:41.381 --> 16:42.214
I understand.
549
16:42.214 --> 16:43.047
It's too unrealistic.
550
16:43.047 --> 16:44.345
I like 'em both.
551
16:44.345 --> 16:45.851
He says Christmas Vacation's not good at all.
552
16:45.851 --> 16:50.636
Brandon, Brandon, man to man, we're wrestling fans.
553
16:50.636 --> 16:51.528
I understand.
554
16:51.528 --> 16:54.778
Finding fucking holes in this.
555
16:54.778 --> 16:57.018
The dad didn't care about Kevin at all.
556
16:57.018 --> 17:00.518
Brandon, you watched the NBA, it's fucking fake.
557
17:00.518 --> 17:03.858
Uncle Frank would have had his ass beat in two minutes.
558
17:03.858 --> 17:04.691
Brandon.
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17:04.691 --> 17:06.018
Nobody's letting Uncle Frank talk to a kid that way.
560
17:06.018 --> 17:06.851
We live in a fantasy world.
561
17:06.851 --> 17:08.288
I mean you just answered your own fucking question.
562
17:08.288 --> 17:09.608
He didn't care about the kids, so he doesn't care
563
17:09.608 --> 17:10.898
about the uncle talking shit.
564
17:10.898 --> 17:12.838
Brandon, Brandon, we live in fantasy world.
565
17:12.838 --> 17:14.278
You can't just decide when to turn it off.
566
17:14.278 --> 17:15.998
"Look what you did you little jerk."
567
17:15.998 --> 17:16.848
Bam.
568
17:16.848 --> 17:18.170
But not if you don't care about him!
569
17:18.170 --> 17:19.008
You can't talk to my kid like that.
570
17:19.008 --> 17:20.258
It actually makes perfect sense with the plot
571
17:20.258 --> 17:23.058
that parents who would not notice their kid missing
572
17:23.058 --> 17:24.839
also wouldn't care about the uncle talking shit.
573
17:24.839 --> 17:27.278
The dad left his kid at home and then let his wife
574
17:27.278 --> 17:29.858
fly transatlantic flight by herself to get him back.
575
17:29.858 --> 17:31.348
Well, someone's gotta stay with the other kids.
576
17:31.348 --> 17:32.548
Yeah, there's a shitload of kids.
577
17:32.548 --> 17:34.188
He's got brothers.
578
17:34.188 --> 17:35.488
But it's Uncle Frank!
579
17:35.488 --> 17:36.321
That are rude to the kid!
580
17:36.321 --> 17:37.154
It's not Uncle Frank, it's the brother--
581
17:37.154 --> 17:38.148
You can't leave the kids with Uncle Frank!
582
17:38.148 --> 17:39.428
It's not Uncle Frank.
583
17:39.428 --> 17:40.261
That's not the brother.
584
17:40.261 --> 17:41.958
It's the brother in Paris that has the house!
585
17:41.958 --> 17:44.318
Yeah, that guy is into some shady shit by the way.
586
17:44.318 --> 17:45.151
Yeah, he is.
587
17:45.151 --> 17:46.473
The whole family's into shady shit.
588
17:46.473 --> 17:48.508
You know you got this apartment sitting there in New York.
589
17:48.508 --> 17:50.929
It's deep man there's levels to this shit.
590
17:50.929 --> 17:51.788
Just relax.
591
17:51.788 --> 17:53.178
And what are you gonna tell me about Christmas Vacation.
592
17:53.178 --> 17:54.638
I love when everyone says, well what about that part
593
17:54.638 --> 17:56.138
where he says, "Shitter's full."
594
17:56.138 --> 17:57.047
Oh my God, that's so fucking funny.
595
17:57.047 --> 17:59.747
No, because he's standing there in his robe.
596
17:59.747 --> 18:00.887
It's a real nice surprise.
597
18:00.887 --> 18:03.027
I forgot the robe, that's why it's really funny.
598
18:03.027 --> 18:04.410
Every time Catherine revs up the microwave,
599
18:04.410 --> 18:06.307
I piss my pants, forget who I was for 30 minutes.
600
18:06.307 --> 18:07.547
Chevy Chase is not that funny.
601
18:07.547 --> 18:08.547
What, where did this Chevy Chase slander come from?
602
18:08.547 --> 18:10.787
Chevy Chase, Fletch, Caddyshack, he's funny.
603
18:10.787 --> 18:13.180
I just don't like his style of humor.
604
18:13.180 --> 18:15.420
You can't get onto me for not liking Home Alone--
605
18:15.420 --> 18:16.253
Yes, I can.
606
18:16.253 --> 18:17.501
And then say Chevy Chase is not funny.
607
18:17.501 --> 18:19.550
Chevy Chase has been very funny in his life.
608
18:19.550 --> 18:20.469
Nope, disagree.
609
18:20.469 --> 18:23.009
The best thing I ever read about Chevy Chase
610
18:23.009 --> 18:25.569
was Bill Murray said that when you become famous,
611
18:25.569 --> 18:29.909
you have one year to be an asshole and then you gotta adjust
612
18:29.909 --> 18:31.849
and Chevy Chase never adjusted.
613
18:31.849 --> 18:33.469
I don't know that he's a good person.
614
18:33.469 --> 18:34.549
No, I'm pretty sure he's a full blown asshole.
615
18:34.549 --> 18:36.299
Fletch is terrific.
616
18:37.449 --> 18:39.709
I don't even know if I've ever seen Fletch.
617
18:39.709 --> 18:41.280
Terrific is a strong word.
618
18:41.280 --> 18:42.113
Fletch is good.
619
18:42.113 --> 18:42.946
Fletch is terrific.
620
18:42.946 --> 18:45.379
SimpliSafe.com/rundown.
621
18:45.379 --> 18:48.599
Save big, protect your house or your apartment.
622
18:48.599 --> 18:51.319
If you're renting like a cuck, you still gotta keep it safe.
623
18:51.319 --> 18:53.359
Simpli Safe, Simpli with an I.
624
18:53.359 --> 18:54.192
Safe.com.
625
18:54.192 --> 18:55.199
Yeah, no we are.
626
18:55.199 --> 18:56.640
Cuck city over there.
627
18:56.640 --> 18:58.199
Yeah, it's the direct deposit that's gotta,
628
18:58.199 --> 18:59.659
you gotta get that on direct deposit.
629
18:59.659 --> 19:02.249
SimpliSafe.com/rundown.
630
19:02.249 --> 19:03.082
Eli Manning--
631
19:03.082 --> 19:07.269
Quick Mets update from Ken Rosenthal five minutes ago.
632
19:07.269 --> 19:09.489
Breaking: the Sterling Partners and Steve Cohen
633
19:09.489 --> 19:11.289
are negotiating an agreement in which Cohen
634
19:11.289 --> 19:14.119
would increase his investment in the Mets per source.
635
19:14.119 --> 19:16.059
Fred Wilpon will remain control person
636
19:16.059 --> 19:19.458
and CEO for five years and Jeff Wilpon will remain CEO
637
19:19.458 --> 19:21.139
for a five year period as well.
638
19:21.139 --> 19:22.258
Five years.
639
19:22.258 --> 19:23.588
At least, yeah.
640
19:23.588 --> 19:24.668
So nothing.
641
19:24.668 --> 19:25.939
Yeah, it seems like a big update for nothing.
642
19:25.939 --> 19:27.085
No, it is something.
643
19:27.085 --> 19:27.918
That was nothing.
644
19:27.918 --> 19:28.751
That's something.
645
19:28.751 --> 19:29.584
Five years.
646
19:29.584 --> 19:30.626
You're increasing your stake?
647
19:30.626 --> 19:32.764
That guy has wanted to own this team for a long time.
648
19:32.764 --> 19:34.990
It's just these stupid fucking owner Wilpons
649
19:34.990 --> 19:36.132
won't relinquish it.
650
19:36.132 --> 19:38.976
If there's enough, the ball is rolling, Brandon.
651
19:38.976 --> 19:39.809
The ball is rolling.
652
19:39.809 --> 19:40.646
Yeah, the wheels are in motion.
653
19:40.646 --> 19:41.715
Shoutout to Tiki Barber.
654
19:41.715 --> 19:42.548
We could all be dead in five years.
655
19:42.548 --> 19:43.381
Tiki Barber broke this story.
656
19:43.381 --> 19:44.615
Five years, Hugh Freeze could be working
657
19:44.615 --> 19:46.944
on his third national title for Mississippi State.
658
19:46.944 --> 19:48.426
I feel like after five years
659
19:48.426 --> 19:51.995
that maybe something's a changing.
660
19:51.995 --> 19:53.585
You keep a thinking that.
661
19:53.585 --> 19:56.224
I will weep tears of joy.
662
19:56.224 --> 19:57.057
You keep a thinking.
663
19:57.057 --> 20:00.264
I promise you that I'll cry if the Wilpons go.
664
20:00.264 --> 20:01.097
I wanna see tears.
665
20:01.097 --> 20:03.145
You'll cry if they change ownership?
666
20:03.145 --> 20:05.304
Yes, that's been the bane of my existence.
667
20:05.304 --> 20:06.137
That doesn't make sense.
668
20:06.137 --> 20:07.176
Yes, it does.
669
20:07.176 --> 20:08.595
They are the problem with everything.
670
20:08.595 --> 20:11.115
The one thing I love most in this life is ruined
671
20:11.115 --> 20:13.175
by those people, if they disappear, I will be very happy.
672
20:13.175 --> 20:14.474
You have two children.
673
20:14.474 --> 20:16.225
I said what I said.
674
20:16.225 --> 20:19.114
Weren't you just saying, you couldn't go so far
675
20:19.114 --> 20:21.255
to want somebody fired, you just said you wanted
676
20:21.255 --> 20:23.474
somebody to disappear from earth.
677
20:23.474 --> 20:24.307
Yeah.
678
20:24.307 --> 20:26.274
I got caught in that by the way on Sunday morning
679
20:26.274 --> 20:27.856
when I was doing my Q&A on Twitter
680
20:27.856 --> 20:29.394
and someone said what's the meaning of life?
681
20:29.394 --> 20:30.634
And I said there is none.
682
20:30.634 --> 20:32.494
And someone replied, that's a pretty fucked up thing
683
20:32.494 --> 20:35.294
to say after you had a son and I was like shit.
684
20:35.294 --> 20:36.127
You got me there.
685
20:36.127 --> 20:36.960
Forgot.
686
20:36.960 --> 20:38.195
Whatever!
687
20:38.195 --> 20:40.034
Everybody who's like eh it's the best day of my life.
688
20:40.034 --> 20:41.034
It's like shut up.
689
20:41.034 --> 20:41.867
It was a pretty cool day.
690
20:41.867 --> 20:42.700
Come on.
691
20:42.700 --> 20:43.533
It was a good day.
692
20:43.533 --> 20:45.116
I cried, I cried.
693
20:46.883 --> 20:49.012
Yeah, I cried too, but I also cry if the Mets win
694
20:49.012 --> 20:49.845
the World Series and I'll cry if the Wilpons
695
20:49.845 --> 20:51.061
get the fuck outta town.
696
20:51.061 --> 20:51.952
That's crazy.
697
20:51.952 --> 20:52.785
Also one of the worst--
698
20:52.785 --> 20:53.738
You don't know what it's like!
699
20:53.738 --> 20:54.571
That's crazy!
700
20:54.571 --> 20:55.729
I do know what it's like, all my teams are shitty.
701
20:55.729 --> 20:57.796
No, you don't know what it's like to live
702
20:57.796 --> 21:00.518
in a fucking big market like this and two assholes
703
21:00.518 --> 21:02.793
run it like a fucking Mickey Mouse rinky dink--
704
21:02.793 --> 21:03.767
(hums) Come on.
705
21:03.767 --> 21:05.890
Oh, you violin-ed him, you just violin-ed him.
706
21:05.890 --> 21:07.880
They're a fucking New York City franchise.
707
21:07.880 --> 21:10.360
They don't spend money, they don't ever go for it.
708
21:10.360 --> 21:12.508
They're the fucking biggest losers in the world.
709
21:12.508 --> 21:13.341
Can't come back from the violin.
710
21:13.341 --> 21:14.946
Didn't you guys go like 500 this year?
711
21:14.946 --> 21:16.726
It's not like you won 40 games.
712
21:16.726 --> 21:18.076
Dude, they have a middle of--
713
21:18.076 --> 21:19.135
Playoff push.
714
21:19.135 --> 21:21.495
They have a middle of the pack payroll.
715
21:21.495 --> 21:22.537
What?
716
21:22.537 --> 21:23.775
Nobody's gonna push anybody.
717
21:23.775 --> 21:25.333
(laughing)
718
21:25.333 --> 21:28.055
Dude, they run their franchise
719
21:28.055 --> 21:29.616 line:15%
like they're the fucking Tampa Bay Rays.
720
21:29.616 --> 21:32.524 line:15%
They still claim poor from the fucking Madoff scandal.
721
21:32.524 --> 21:34.004 line:15%
They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
722
21:34.004 --> 21:34.904 line:15%
They meddle in everything.
723
21:34.904 --> 21:36.234 line:15%
They never go for it.
724
21:36.234 --> 21:37.214
Fuck you, Brandon Walker!
725
21:37.214 --> 21:38.944
No, fuck you!
726
21:38.944 --> 21:39.861
Fuck you!
727
21:40.767 --> 21:43.804
Brandon Walker, I cannot believe you done this.
728
21:43.804 --> 21:47.835
The day my son was born, best day of my life,
729
21:47.835 --> 21:50.294
but I'm gonna someday show him Marty Mush's face
730
21:50.294 --> 21:52.674
and be like this is the guy who texted me a hot tip
731
21:52.674 --> 21:55.895
on a WNBA game that I lost on like as you were coming
732
21:55.895 --> 21:57.228
into this world.
733
21:58.474 --> 21:59.307
(laughing)
734
21:59.307 --> 22:00.140
That's the guy.
735
22:00.140 --> 22:00.973
Precious memories.
736
22:00.973 --> 22:02.074
As I was on the way to the hospital for Shea to be born,
737
22:02.074 --> 22:04.174
Michael Cuddyer got cut by the Mets.
738
22:04.174 --> 22:05.684
And that was a big deal too.
739
22:05.684 --> 22:07.654
And I like whipped out the computer and I started blogging.
740
22:07.654 --> 22:08.894
She was getting induced so it wasn't like a rush
741
22:08.894 --> 22:10.654
to the hospital thing, but she was like bags ready
742
22:10.654 --> 22:12.054
and she was like you ready to go?
743
22:12.054 --> 22:13.954
And I'm like sitting there trying to put the thumbnail in.
744
22:13.954 --> 22:16.425
I was like listen babe, Michael Cuddyer just retired
745
22:16.425 --> 22:18.536
out of nowhere okay, we got this money coming off the books.
746
22:18.536 --> 22:20.610
This is a big fucking deal, prioritize here.
747
22:20.610 --> 22:22.232
I accidentally drove my wife to the hospital's
748
22:22.232 --> 22:24.584
freight entrance because the sign said deliveries.
749
22:24.584 --> 22:26.370
Oh, and that's not--
750
22:26.370 --> 22:27.220
That's not a joke.
751
22:27.220 --> 22:30.104
That's not a good joke for a larger woman at the time.
752
22:30.104 --> 22:31.564
Yeah, it was one a.m.
753
22:31.564 --> 22:34.970
Deliveries, put her in the fucking freight elevator.
754
22:34.970 --> 22:36.149
And nobody was there to tell us wrong
755
22:36.149 --> 22:39.563
so we were just standing out there in front of a big door.
756
22:39.563 --> 22:40.536
Wasn't good.
757
22:40.536 --> 22:43.253
I'll tell you what, the Wilpons--
758
22:43.253 --> 22:44.630
What the Wilpons do to me?
759
22:44.630 --> 22:46.946
I'm just saying, I'm cutting off your story
760
22:46.946 --> 22:48.412
to get back to the Wilpons here.
761
22:48.412 --> 22:50.484
Something is brewing.
762
22:50.484 --> 22:51.824
Yeah, I'd agree.
763
22:51.824 --> 22:54.545
You don't just do that outta nowhere.
764
22:54.545 --> 22:55.378
I'd agree.
765
22:55.378 --> 22:58.728
Steven Cohen is a good, like he'll just spend money too.
766
22:58.728 --> 23:00.722
If he gets control of it, he'll just go reckless abandon.
767
23:00.722 --> 23:02.147
What I really need is Bezos.
768
23:02.147 --> 23:03.572
I need Jeff Bezos to buy the Knicks.
769
23:03.572 --> 23:04.994
No, he's a weirdo.
770
23:04.994 --> 23:05.827
Yeah, but he's got the money.
771
23:05.827 --> 23:06.756
He's the only person in the world who has the money
772
23:06.756 --> 23:09.616
to buy it from Dolan, seriously like who else can afford
773
23:09.616 --> 23:10.546
to buy the fucking Garden?
774
23:10.546 --> 23:11.686
Bill Gates.
775
23:11.686 --> 23:12.766
Yeah, you need like one of those guys.
776
23:12.766 --> 23:14.166
Warren Buffet.
777
23:14.166 --> 23:16.026
Maybe Brandon Walker.
778
23:16.026 --> 23:17.727
Brandon Walker, if you move the Knicks to Mississippi,
779
23:17.727 --> 23:18.560
you can buy it.
780
23:18.560 --> 23:19.426
Matter of time.
781
23:19.426 --> 23:20.367
You gonna carry the money for me.
782
23:20.367 --> 23:22.766
Eli Manning is gonna start, I guess actually
783
23:22.766 --> 23:24.846 line:15%
with the Mets, Zack Wheeler got $100 million.
784
23:24.846 --> 23:26.586 line:15%
That's crazy, he's not worth that.
785
23:26.586 --> 23:27.946 line:15%
From the Mets?
786
23:27.946 --> 23:29.785 line:15%
From the Phillies.
787
23:29.785 --> 23:31.285
After everything we just said, Dan?
788
23:31.285 --> 23:32.118
I was just like what?
789
23:32.118 --> 23:33.005
You think the fucking Mets would shell out 100 million?
790
23:33.005 --> 23:33.965
From the fucking Phillies.
791
23:33.965 --> 23:36.814
The White Sox offered him more money than the Phillies did.
792
23:36.814 --> 23:39.724
I don't know what they offered, but Phillies signed him
793
23:39.724 --> 23:43.164
for 118, but apparently his wife is from Jersey,
794
23:43.164 --> 23:44.714
therefore he wanted to be close to Jersey.
795
23:44.714 --> 23:46.654
Wanted to stay put, I respect that.
796
23:46.654 --> 23:48.214
I would like to see how much he turned down
797
23:48.214 --> 23:49.194
from the White Sox.
798
23:49.194 --> 23:50.794
How much money do the Phillies have by the way?
799
23:50.794 --> 23:52.134
Endless.
800
23:52.134 --> 23:54.414
They're going for it, that's what you should be doing!
801
23:54.414 --> 23:56.014
Well, they were barely better than the Mets.
802
23:56.014 --> 23:57.934
I know, but at least they're like we're gonna spend
803
23:57.934 --> 23:59.874
our way through this and try to see it through.
804
23:59.874 --> 24:01.094
Doesn't seem to be working.
805
24:01.094 --> 24:02.534
Well, it's been one year.
806
24:02.534 --> 24:04.854
Spending money usually works.
807
24:04.854 --> 24:07.154
Pretty tried and true to at least be in contention.
808
24:07.154 --> 24:09.385
But Zack Wheeler, he throws hard and whatever,
809
24:09.385 --> 24:11.744
but that's about it, he's not worth 100 million dollars.
810
24:11.744 --> 24:12.924
Give me a fucking break.
811
24:12.924 --> 24:14.664
Eli Manning is gonna start.
812
24:14.664 --> 24:15.924
Daniel Jones is hurt.
813
24:15.924 --> 24:17.684
Maybe a little sendoff.
814
24:17.684 --> 24:18.517
What is this?
815
24:18.517 --> 24:19.504
I'm so excited.
816
24:19.504 --> 24:20.924
Maybe he'll capture a little lightning in a bottle.
817
24:20.924 --> 24:22.564
Maybe he gets a couple starts.
818
24:22.564 --> 24:23.424
Maybe who knows?
819
24:23.424 --> 24:24.824
Maybe he closes out the season.
820
24:24.824 --> 24:27.072
Give him a stat, Dan.
821
24:27.072 --> 24:28.655
He's 116 and 116.
822
24:30.252 --> 24:31.957
If he loses, he's a losing quarterback.
823
24:31.957 --> 24:33.040
That sucks.
824
24:34.031 --> 24:35.448
I think I would get hurt.
825
24:35.448 --> 24:36.459
I think I'd fake an injury right now.
826
24:36.459 --> 24:38.319
Well I can't start too.
827
24:38.319 --> 24:39.376
He already tried that.
828
24:39.376 --> 24:41.487
Well, Daniel Jones already faked an injury.
829
24:41.487 --> 24:45.101
Archie probably like clubbed him in the parking lot.
830
24:45.101 --> 24:47.048
So if he loses, you gotta give him a second start.
831
24:47.048 --> 24:49.364
Exactly so basically if he loses,
832
24:49.364 --> 24:52.897
Eli Manning's going for the next like seven years.
833
24:52.897 --> 24:53.874
You open that door.
834
24:53.874 --> 24:57.616
Dude, that is such a bad like for a guy whose legacy
835
24:57.616 --> 24:59.598
is kinda weird to begin with to then
836
24:59.598 --> 25:01.468
have that be a con against him.
837
25:01.468 --> 25:03.508
It will be the Eli haters and I don't count myself
838
25:03.508 --> 25:05.508
one of 'em because I've always enjoyed Eli.
839
25:05.508 --> 25:07.348
I think he's great for the league.
840
25:07.348 --> 25:09.968
Eli haters will stick to that stat.
841
25:09.968 --> 25:10.801
Well, that's an Ole Miss thing right?
842
25:10.801 --> 25:11.634
100%.
843
25:11.634 --> 25:12.467
As much as they can.
844
25:12.467 --> 25:14.128
How do you not love Eli in the NFL at least?
845
25:14.128 --> 25:15.128
He is like--
846
25:16.088 --> 25:18.189
I'm sorry, I see nothing but Manning.
847
25:18.189 --> 25:19.168
I see nothing but Ole Miss.
848
25:19.168 --> 25:21.158 line:15%
Arch Manning is gonna be so good.
849
25:21.158 --> 25:23.510 line:15%
Probably not.
850
25:23.510 --> 25:24.343 line:15%
Have you seen him?
851
25:24.343 --> 25:25.600 line:15%
Unless he's like Peyton and he's smart enough
852
25:25.600 --> 25:26.948 line:15%
to go somewhere like Tennessee, then I'll--
853
25:26.948 --> 25:28.113 line:15%
Have you seen him?
854
25:28.113 --> 25:29.033
No.
855
25:29.033 --> 25:29.892
You haven't seen his highlights?
856
25:29.892 --> 25:31.553
I've not seen a 15 year old's highlights
857
25:31.553 --> 25:32.386
from New Orleans, no.
858
25:32.386 --> 25:33.219
Well then you're not a football fan.
859
25:33.219 --> 25:34.152
Don't act like, yeah I mean I'm surprised--
860
25:34.152 --> 25:36.093
Then you're not a SEC football fan.
861
25:36.093 --> 25:36.993
I've seen some 15 year old's highlights,
862
25:36.993 --> 25:37.826
I just haven't seen his.
863
25:37.826 --> 25:39.693
I'm not gonna watch the next Manning.
864
25:39.693 --> 25:40.803
You gotta hate watch that.
865
25:40.803 --> 25:42.143
No, I'm not gonna hate watch.
866
25:42.143 --> 25:43.403
I'm above that, I'm too classy.
867
25:43.403 --> 25:46.083
What if Arch Manning and Hugh Freeze
868
25:46.083 --> 25:47.862
go to Mississippi State?
869
25:47.862 --> 25:49.283
I might just die.
870
25:49.283 --> 25:51.103
But then they win a national title?
871
25:51.103 --> 25:54.063
So Arch Manning, oh Hugh Freeze not only leads us to one.
872
25:54.063 --> 25:55.422
He does it with Arch Manning as the quarterback?
873
25:55.422 --> 25:56.255
Correct.
874
25:56.255 --> 25:58.003
Flags fly forever, who cares?
875
25:58.003 --> 26:00.043
God what flag?
876
26:00.043 --> 26:01.222
The fucking banner, you idiot!
877
26:01.222 --> 26:02.162
The championship.
878
26:02.162 --> 26:02.995
It's the same.
879
26:02.995 --> 26:05.228
Sorry, you can't say flags about Mississippi.
880
26:05.228 --> 26:06.061
It gets rough.
881
26:06.061 --> 26:08.092
Oh yeah, you've had a past.
882
26:08.092 --> 26:09.149
Not you specifically.
883
26:09.149 --> 26:10.399
Right, sorry.
884
26:11.544 --> 26:13.850
Just a sensitive subject, that's all.
885
26:13.850 --> 26:15.017
Is it still?
886
26:16.157 --> 26:17.659
Apparently, yeah.
887
26:17.659 --> 26:19.776
I'm trying to get it taken down.
888
26:19.776 --> 26:21.693
Work a little harder.
889
26:22.747 --> 26:24.370
I can't believe that you wouldn't sign for a championship
890
26:24.370 --> 26:25.715
because of like a guy you don't like.
891
26:25.715 --> 26:27.016
This is all hypothetical.
892
26:27.016 --> 26:27.849
Right.
893
26:27.849 --> 26:29.818
Okay, sure I'll sign for the hypothetical championship.
894
26:29.818 --> 26:30.953
Congrats.
895
26:30.953 --> 26:32.010
Thank you.
896
26:32.010 --> 26:33.068
There you go.
897
26:33.068 --> 26:34.290
Did I have a hypothetical parade now?
898
26:34.290 --> 26:36.282
Are you happy that you sold all your morals
899
26:36.282 --> 26:37.782
for a fucking win?
900
26:38.757 --> 26:39.894
Gross, I would never.
901
26:39.894 --> 26:41.721
You fucking spineless, gutless, piece of shit.
902
26:41.721 --> 26:42.616
I would never.
903
26:42.616 --> 26:44.281
Not me, not around here.
904
26:44.281 --> 26:47.991
Last topic, happy birthday to Jay-Z.
905
26:47.991 --> 26:49.876 line:15%
His entire catalog is finally back on,
906
26:49.876 --> 26:51.776 line:15%
whoa look at that one.
907
26:51.776 --> 26:52.609 line:15%
That was awesome.
908
26:52.609 --> 26:54.136 line:15%
That was dangerous.
909
26:54.136 --> 26:55.896
What a power move.
910
26:55.896 --> 26:56.837
The throw or?
911
26:56.837 --> 26:59.756
No, the birthday Spotify drop.
912
26:59.756 --> 27:02.386
Yeah, I mean also not really a power move
913
27:02.386 --> 27:03.587
when you're pretty much admitting
914
27:03.587 --> 27:05.206
that like your platform didn't work.
915
27:05.206 --> 27:07.306
But you did it with the birthday so it's kinda,
916
27:07.306 --> 27:09.337
it's my gift to you guys.
917
27:09.337 --> 27:11.156
And also by the way, when we say it's like a failure,
918
27:11.156 --> 27:12.657
it probably made like tens of millions of dollars
919
27:12.657 --> 27:14.176
year after year after year.
920
27:14.176 --> 27:16.396
He is one of the, he's like the most successful dude
921
27:16.396 --> 27:18.316
in the world, it's unbelievable.
922
27:18.316 --> 27:20.036
He's got a billion dollars and he went from like
923
27:20.036 --> 27:22.407
being a drug dealer to like hanging out with Obama.
924
27:22.407 --> 27:24.306
He's got an unbelievable catalog.
925
27:24.306 --> 27:25.139
He's got liquor.
926
27:25.139 --> 27:25.972
He's got clothes.
927
27:25.972 --> 27:26.986
He's got sports agencies.
928
27:26.986 --> 27:29.887
He's got pieces of sports teams.
929
27:29.887 --> 27:30.746
It's unreal.
930
27:30.746 --> 27:31.579
You a Jay-Z fan?
931
27:31.579 --> 27:32.646
Not really.
932
27:32.646 --> 27:33.766
What kind of music you like?
933
27:33.766 --> 27:35.866
I like late 90's rap.
934
27:35.866 --> 27:37.056
I do not like Jay, I like Outkast.
935
27:37.056 --> 27:39.416
I was gonna say that's like right in his wheelhouse.
936
27:39.416 --> 27:40.816
I don't like Jay-Z.
937
27:40.816 --> 27:43.036
It's funny to say like I don't like,
938
27:43.036 --> 27:43.869
him but I like late 90's rap.
939
27:43.869 --> 27:46.636
I like late 90's, early rap out of New York City.
940
27:46.636 --> 27:48.136
Not a fan of Jay-X.
941
27:48.136 --> 27:48.969
Not New York City.
942
27:48.969 --> 27:50.628
I like Outkast, I like Ludacris.
943
27:50.628 --> 27:52.067
I like those guys.
944
27:52.067 --> 27:54.257
'Cause you're racist towards like the South?
945
27:54.257 --> 27:55.137
You're biased towards the South?
946
27:55.137 --> 27:56.737
That doesn't, because I'm a Ludacris
947
27:56.737 --> 27:58.637
and Outkast fan, I'm racist?
948
27:58.637 --> 27:59.470
Towards like the North.
949
27:59.470 --> 28:01.497
Towards the South.
950
28:01.497 --> 28:02.777
You hate northerners.
951
28:02.777 --> 28:03.717
Okay yeah.
952
28:03.717 --> 28:05.807
We put your brain in a pickle this Rundown.
953
28:05.807 --> 28:08.007
I think you guys just made yourselves look silly.
954
28:08.007 --> 28:09.327
You're gonna need a nap after this.
955
28:09.327 --> 28:10.298
I've already needed a nap.
956
28:10.298 --> 28:11.717
That was a pre-existing condition.
957
28:11.717 --> 28:13.257
You're gonna need one of those Cinnabons
958
28:13.257 --> 28:14.477
that you've been munching on.
959
28:14.477 --> 28:16.287
Oh my God, have they restocked over there?
960
28:16.287 --> 28:17.120
I'm sure they have.
961
28:17.120 --> 28:17.953
Those are dangerous.
962
28:17.953 --> 28:18.786
I know.
963
28:18.786 --> 28:20.417
Those are like when they show you the ads of like
964
28:20.417 --> 28:23.225
what you put in your body, that's the ad.
965
28:23.225 --> 28:24.584
I ate a salad for lunch the other day
966
28:24.584 --> 28:25.598
then I had six of those.
967
28:25.598 --> 28:28.237
Individually wrapped Cinnabons that are like--
968
28:28.237 --> 28:29.497
Problem is when--
Nuclear.
969
28:29.497 --> 28:32.213
Yeah, they can survive a nuclear holocaust.
970
28:32.213 --> 28:35.996
When Ebony gets high and then does the snack orders,
971
28:35.996 --> 28:39.693
that's when there's full king size this and icing with that.
972
28:39.693 --> 28:43.517
When she's not, that's when you get like you know fucking
973
28:43.517 --> 28:44.849
Sun pita chips or some shit.
974
28:44.849 --> 28:45.689
Yeah the baked shit.
975
28:45.689 --> 28:47.189
Whoa whoa, Sun Chips are good.
976
28:47.189 --> 28:48.569
I don't like Sun Chips.
977
28:48.569 --> 28:49.402
What?
978
28:49.402 --> 28:52.927
As far as like chips go, bottom of the barrel.
979
28:52.927 --> 28:54.397
Like wouldn't you rather just have a Dorito
980
28:54.397 --> 28:55.897
or a regular chip?
981
28:56.767 --> 28:59.527
Dorito yes, what's a regular chip?
982
28:59.527 --> 29:00.887
Sun Chips are good.
983
29:00.887 --> 29:02.457
A regular Lay's potato chip.
984
29:02.457 --> 29:03.377
Like plain?
985
29:03.377 --> 29:04.210
Yeah.
986
29:04.210 --> 29:05.043
That's gross.
987
29:05.043 --> 29:05.876
I'll take that over a Sun Chip.
988
29:05.876 --> 29:06.709
I'd rather do that.
989
29:06.709 --> 29:10.027
I'd rather do even like a fancy chip like a kettle corn
990
29:10.027 --> 29:12.747
sea salt and cracked pepper, done.
991
29:12.747 --> 29:13.767
I think Sun Chips are very good.
992
29:13.767 --> 29:15.127
Sun Chips are just blue light Doritos.
993
29:15.127 --> 29:18.627
And they like have the illusion of health.
994
29:18.627 --> 29:21.127
Well, that's not gonna sell me.
995
29:21.127 --> 29:23.328
Well I think that that's always nice when you can be like
996
29:23.328 --> 29:26.047
oh it's just a Sun Chip.
997
29:26.047 --> 29:26.930
Those are just as bad for you.
998
29:26.930 --> 29:28.930
Well when you say it's like oh I just had some Lay's,
999
29:28.930 --> 29:30.565
everyone's like ew you're greasy dude.
1000
29:30.565 --> 29:34.148
Sun Chip, I crisped my way through the day.
1001
29:35.130 --> 29:36.553
That's a guy that cares about tomorrow.
1002
29:36.553 --> 29:37.510
That's who he is.
1003
29:37.510 --> 29:38.720
Yeah, I only do Sun Chips.
1004
29:38.720 --> 29:39.860
I'm just honest with myself.
1005
29:39.860 --> 29:42.229
Sun Chips, they're shitty and they're bad for you.
1006
29:42.229 --> 29:44.309
My move is like take the Sun Chip bag and I take
1007
29:44.309 --> 29:46.609
a big handful and then I throw out like the last two
1008
29:46.609 --> 29:48.549
just to tell myself I didn't eat the whole bag.
1009
29:48.549 --> 29:50.309
But you only ate like half a bag of Sun Chips.
1010
29:50.309 --> 29:51.789
90%.
1011
29:51.789 --> 29:54.129
But you threw some of it out so it counts.
1012
29:54.129 --> 29:56.759
Like I'll get a bag of Goldfish and I'll give like
1013
29:56.759 --> 29:58.749
five to Stella and I'll be like
1014
29:58.749 --> 29:59.869
well I didn't have the whole thing.
1015
29:59.869 --> 30:00.789
You know what's great about Goldfish by the way?
1016
30:00.789 --> 30:02.939
Serving size, how many Goldfish you think's
1017
30:02.939 --> 30:04.439
in a serving size?
1018
30:05.739 --> 30:06.679
15?
1019
30:06.679 --> 30:07.940
It's like 55 pieces, it's unbelievable.
1020
30:07.940 --> 30:08.773
Really?
1021
30:08.773 --> 30:10.139
You get a shit ton of Goldfish.
1022
30:10.139 --> 30:13.779
So I just noticed you say at home you give your dog
1023
30:13.779 --> 30:15.239
10% of your Goldfish.
1024
30:15.239 --> 30:16.619
It's a little tax.
1025
30:16.619 --> 30:19.180
But last night you were here on a stream
1026
30:19.180 --> 30:21.399
and you kept handing me Goldfish.
1027
30:21.399 --> 30:24.080
Actually throwing them to you.
1028
30:24.080 --> 30:25.500
Right, so I was your dog?
1029
30:25.500 --> 30:26.333
Correct.
1030
30:26.333 --> 30:27.220
I'm your work dog.
1031
30:27.220 --> 30:28.053
Correct.
1032
30:28.053 --> 30:30.299
All right, I'm not gonna bark like a dog.
1033
30:30.299 --> 30:31.459
Maybe you should get a leash.
1034
30:31.459 --> 30:32.792
Walk him around.
1035
30:33.729 --> 30:36.225
Goldfish are a great dog snack 'cause your dog
1036
30:36.225 --> 30:39.279
can catch 'em and you get the crunch.
1037
30:39.279 --> 30:43.349
You hear them crunch which is always rewarding.
1038
30:43.349 --> 30:45.329
Can you do this?
1039
30:45.329 --> 30:46.629
I don't know what you just did.
1040
30:46.629 --> 30:47.769
What you're spinning a pen?
1041
30:47.769 --> 30:48.809
You can't do that, you can't do that.
1042
30:48.809 --> 30:50.180
You're spinning a pen.
1043
30:50.180 --> 30:51.839
Remember when we had Dave try to do that?
1044
30:51.839 --> 30:52.800
No, I can't do that.
1045
30:52.800 --> 30:55.030
Remember he had like he had some NASA pen
1046
30:55.030 --> 30:57.090
that he's like oh it's a space pen.
1047
30:57.090 --> 30:57.923
Remember that whole Rundown?
1048
30:57.923 --> 30:58.756
Yeah, that was ridiculous.
1049
30:58.756 --> 31:00.294
He's like, "Yeah this is the most important pen ever.
1050
31:00.294 --> 31:01.894
"You can write upside down."
1051
31:01.894 --> 31:03.811
Almost, you're close.
1052
31:05.349 --> 31:06.890
(laughing)
1053
31:06.890 --> 31:07.723
Give it to me, I'll do it.
1054
31:07.723 --> 31:08.890
I'll show you.
1055
31:09.730 --> 31:12.420
Brandon, it's just like this.
1056
31:12.420 --> 31:13.900
That's not what he did.
1057
31:13.900 --> 31:14.733
Zoom in.
1058
31:14.733 --> 31:15.566
That's not what he did at all.
1059
31:15.566 --> 31:16.710
If he can do it, how come you can't do it.
1060
31:16.710 --> 31:17.770
Just like that.
1061
31:17.770 --> 31:18.752
Good Rundown.
1062
31:18.752 --> 31:20.252
We were legends.