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Today is Wednesday, December fourth.

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Are we in the trust tree?

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<v ->Always, always and forever.</v>

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<v ->What is the Baby Yoda thing?</v>

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<v ->Baby Yoda is the Seahawks' Twitter avatar.</v>

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<v ->What is the Baby Yoda thing?</v>

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<v ->It's from the new Disney+ show,</v>

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everyone check out Disney+.

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<v ->Don't plug that.</v>
<v ->Bleep that out.</v>

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BarstoolGold.com/PMT, BarstoolGold.com/PMT.

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<v ->I thought we were still doin' that.</v>

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Mandalorian, it's a new Star Wars show.

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<v ->And there's a Baby Yoda?</v>
<v ->It's amazing.</v>

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Baby Yoda is the breakout star.

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<v Big Cat>Is he a Klingon?</v>

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<v ->He's basically the main character of the show,</v>

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but he's electric, he's electric.

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<v ->It's a Birdbox situation where they're driving</v>

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engagement and viewership just via the memes.

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<v ->He's so cute, he's so cute.</v>

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It's one of those ones where it's kind of

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annoying on Twitter and everyone's like,

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oh, Baby Yoda, Baby Yoda.

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But if you watch the show he is so cute.

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<v ->Oh he's cute on Twitter, I just know,</v>

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I can sense the tides moving,

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and you know as I get older and maybe

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don't stay on top of everything although

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I have never been on top of Star Wars,

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I've never seen a Star Wars like front to back.

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<v Hank>It is the way.</v>

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<v ->I see these Baby Yoda things</v>

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and I bringing this up because Russell Wilson

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tweeted it at like two in the morning last night

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after Monday Night Football and I was like,

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"Well now it's in my jurisdiction, I gotta pay attention."

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<v ->It's also like, it's a hot meme as well.</v>

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<v ->It's into your orbit,</v>

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so now you have to pay attention to it.

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But it's like, it was the Seahawks that said that

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they would change their avatar to the Seahawks version

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of Baby Yoda if that tweet got 300,000 or 30,000 retweets,

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and so then every Seahawks fan had a

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Seahawks Baby Yoda as their avatar on Twitter,

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and then Russell Wilson got to it and was like,

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"Hey me too guys!"

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<v ->This is like the Braves doing everyone has</v>

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Tiger Woods with the Braves hat?

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<v ->Yes.</v>
<v ->Or when Tom got arrested</v>

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and all the Patriots' people--

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<v ->Tom, you're on a first name basis with him?</v>

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Tom?
<v ->Mr. Brady.</v>

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<v ->Anyone you get arrested for is a first name basis.</v>

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<v ->Can everyone change their avatar to like</v>

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a white colored shirt that's blue

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when Robert Kraft got arrested for getting jacked off?

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(fake laugh)

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<v ->Okay can we do, still a little tension from the</v>

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Stephen Belichick comment from Hank to PFT on Monday.

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I also saw the video where Baby Yoda keeps

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turning on and off the music.

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Can we do that with Electric Avenue?

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<v ->Yes.</v>

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<v ->Okay, great.</v>

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So now we're hip.
<v ->Or we can do it</v>

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where he turns on Electric Avenue,

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turns it on again, Take On Me.

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<v ->Oh, okay, a little remix.</v>

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All right so I needed to get that out of the way

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because it's been bothering me.

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<v ->It's a great show.</v>
<v ->And I could have figured</v>

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it out but I wanted to ask it on this show

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so you guys could explain it to me,

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and it ties in because it's

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Russell Wilson having an MVP like year.

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Baby Yoda.
<v ->I do have a couple of</v>

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questions about Baby Yoda that we haven't addressed though.

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One is the first Yoda, is Yoda the name of the species?

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Or is Yoda the name of--

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<v ->They haven't named the Baby Yoda, so it's like--</v>

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<v ->Oh he's not Yoda yet?</v>

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<v ->Yoda is the only reference point of this species.</v>

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<v ->Is that the same Yoda that grows up to like</v>

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fart on stuff and have ear hair and then

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teach Luke how to save the world?

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<v ->Same species, that Yoda's dead already.</v>

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This is five years after that Yoda died.

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<v ->Oh dude, RIP my dog.</v>

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<v ->Oh, so it's not Yoda.</v>

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This got confusing.
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a fact or not a fact,

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Yoda didn't fuck and then this kid came out.

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It's just the same species.

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<v ->What I've learned through this conversation</v>

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is that my brain is not advanced enough

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for television shows.
<v ->Yoda wasn't</v>

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boning out there.

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<v ->It just needs to focus on memes.</v>

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I get the meme now, moving on from it.

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<v ->Also, guess how old Baby Yoda is?</v>

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<v ->Three.</v>
<v ->300.</v>

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<v ->50.</v>

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<v ->50?</v>

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So he's got a grown man's dick?

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<v ->Born the same year as Darth Vader.</v>

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<v ->So wait so he's got a real man's dick and a baby face?</v>

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<v ->I mean I haven't seen his dick.</v>

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<v ->Well if he's 50, when does Yoda hit puberty?</v>

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<v ->Yoda was like 400 when he died.</v>

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<v ->But if he's 50 he's got to have fucked at some point.</v>

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world's biggest nerd.
<v ->He's baby, you've seen him!</v>

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<v ->But he's not, he's 50.</v>

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Does he talk?

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<v ->No he just makes cute little noises.</v>

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<v Big Cat>He is cute as hell.</v>

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<v ->So he's a 50 year old baby--</v>

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<v ->It's like a dog, it's like reverse dog years.</v>

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<v ->Reverse dog years, okay.</v>

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So he ages like negative seven years for every,

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what's his secret, does he moisturize?

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<v ->You're gonna have to tune into</v>

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the Mandalorian to find out.
<v ->Probably vodka and</v>

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like swimming in the cold rivers.

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<v ->All right so Russell Wilson, tie this all into football.</v>

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Russell Wilson is having an MVP year, the Seahawks.

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Now I'm not gonna bash Kirk Cousins.

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<v PFT>Oh, come on.</v>

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<v ->Oh and eight in Monday Night Football.</v>

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That's just a stat, that's not a bash.

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We alluded to this on Sunday's show,

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we were like, "Hey, Kirk Cousins,

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"he had those big games against the Eagles and Cowboys."

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Turns out those teams stink,

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so maybe he isn't a new Kirk Cousins.

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Either way Russell Wilson, here's what I don't understand.

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Russell Wilson, how can we keep saying,

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and Booger said this last night a couple times,

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like Russell Wilson is underrated.

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Who underrates Russell Wilson?

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Who?

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Show me the person.

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He is an exceptional quarterback.

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He is now, last night, he passed 3,000 yards.

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He has eight seasons, eight straight seasons,

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of 3,000 yards on a winning team.

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Only two other guys to do that in the history of football.

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Payton Manning and Tom Brady, ever heard of 'em?

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<v ->Yes I have.</v>

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<v Big Cat>So who's underrating Russel Wilson?</v>

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<v ->I think when Booger uses the word we,</v>

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it's more of like him discussing himself in the past.

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So he's like until recently, I used to underrate him.

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It's the royal we.

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And so I think that no one really to this day

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underrates Russel Wilson,

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with a possible exception of maybe,

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maybe not Carolina Panthers fans,

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because that rivalry was going on for a while.

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It's probably more San Francisco 49ers fans.

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That's probably the only fanbase that

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doesn't give Russel Wilson credit,

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because with the exception of

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that one play in the Superbowl,

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he's had an exceptional career,

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and he's been really good for quite a long time.

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<v ->Yeah and it's just crazy to me because people keep saying,</v>

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and I've heard that more than just from Booger.

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"We forgot about Russel Wilson."

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Who forgot about Russel Wilson?

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I watched that game last night,

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I took the Seahawks simply because of Russel Wilson.

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Russel Wilson in prime time is electric,

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as long as you don't mic him up.

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That was so goddamn awkward.

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<v ->Let's go.</v>
<v ->Hoo boy.</v>

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<v ->I counted it, he said,</v>

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"Let's go sabermetrics," 14 times on Mic'd Up,

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and then he said, "Come on," eight times.

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So that's all that he said.

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It sounded like a mix between,

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I said on Twitter that it sounded like Lil Jon,

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just saying, "Let's go," all the time.

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It was more like,

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it sounded like a little kid that needed to pee.

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He was like, "Let's go, come on.

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"Come on, let's go."

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<v ->Pull the car over, dad.</v>
<v ->Come on.</v>

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<v ->Mic'd Up is awkward regardless,</v>

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because they can't use the real stuff.

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We all agree.

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Like Mic'd Up is kind of a stupid premise

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when you realize that the things

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that they can actually publish

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and put out there outside of seeing ghosts,

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like that was the biggest Mic'd Up moment we had.

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But it's a weird premise because

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you can't actually get the real conversations,

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but for Russel Wilson it's extra weird,

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because I think that is his real conversation.

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I don't they left anything on the cutting room floor.

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Like when Russel Wilson is mic'd up

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the editor who approves everything,

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he takes the night off.

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<v ->That's it, yeah.</v>
<v ->He's like,</v>

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"Whatever he says, it's gonna be corny,

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"and it's gonna work."

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<v ->Yeah it's like the person who's in charge of bleeping</v>

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out the cuss words on a country station.

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You have no job really, you just live stream.

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And you'll be just fine.

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Yeah he kept screaming it over and over again.

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I wish that Sam Darnold had never

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said the seeing ghosts thing,

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because we probably would have heard

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a Mason Rudolph tape by now if it wasn't for that.

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'Cause they said that the teams

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have final clearance on it, right?

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That's my new conspiracy,

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is that whatever Mason Rudolph said

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was deleted by the Pittsburgh Stealers spotter.

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<v ->Maybe Schefter will get it, watch it,</v>

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promise us the tape, and then never release it.

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People don't forget Schefter, Dez Bryant, assault!

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<v ->Jake Laser will get and he'll just</v>

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like show it to people at parties.

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<v ->Yeah, which works too,</v>

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because maybe someday we'll be a

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Jake Laser party and get to see that tape.

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<v ->Probably not.</v>
<v ->But either way,</v>

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Russel Wilson, unbelievable.

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Seahawks rolling.

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<v ->Mike Zimmer face still very red.</v>

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Did you see his nose after the game?

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I think that Mike Zimmer just lives outdoors.

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I think in the Minnesota winters

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he lives in a stable like a horse

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and he just gets wind blown on his face all day long,

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all night long.

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<v ->And the Vikings are one of those weird teams where</v>

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they have all the pieces that you're like,

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this kind of works, and then it's Kirk Cousins.

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Do you trust him in a big game?

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<v ->And he played well.</v>
<v ->Do you trust him</v>

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in a big moment?

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<v ->Kirk Cousins didn't miss any of his wide open receivers.</v>

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He played pretty well.

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The interception probably wasn't his fault.

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<v ->Oh that Russel Wilson interception was all time--</v>

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<v PFT>That was great.</v>

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That was a Philip Rivers interception.

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<v ->I was gonna say Philip Rivers or Brett Favre.</v>

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Brett Favre would definitely do that.

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<v ->It's a Freaky Friday Philip Rivers</v>

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and Russel Wilson body switch.

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Kirk's interception wasn't his fault, I don't think,

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it bounced off the guy's back.

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He played well overall.

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But I'm still going to stick to my,

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if I'm doing a verbal meme,

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you know the one with the car going down the road,

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and the sign overhead?

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Says straight ahead.

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Kirk Cousins didn't actually play that well.

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And then the turn off, the exit sign,

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says he's oh and eight in prime time.

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<v ->Oh and eight in Monday Night Football.</v>

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<v ->Skidding off to Monday Night Football, yeah.</v>

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<v ->I think if any Vikings fan out there</v>

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has that same feeling in like the pit of their stomach,

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like man, we can go with anyone,

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except for the Kirk Cousins thing.

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<v ->It was also good to see the</v>

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cousin of the giant thermometer,

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which is the giant decibel meter on the sidelines.

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<v ->So loud in Seattle.</v>

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<v ->They had the decibel cam, that's why I bet on Seattle,</v>

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'cause it's very loud.

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<v ->The captain of the receiving gloves' fans,</v>

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the capital of the world of receiving glove fans out there,

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they all are dressed up.

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<v ->Now is it the capital,</v>

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or is it just because they're

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brightly colored and they stand out?

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'Cause all that day glow Ninja Turtle blood green.

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<v ->No, I think they all wear the gloves.</v>

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<v ->It's like they gave a hand job to Michelangelo.</v>

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<v ->It's always glove weather out there.</v>

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You can always throw on some

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gloves and not have it be weird.

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<v ->It's like always between 38 and 62 in Seattle.</v>

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Which if you have a pair of gloves and your jacket,

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you're gonna put 'em on.

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<v ->And if it's raining you're gonna want</v>

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your receiver gloves so you can catch that ball.

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Like you gotta get that extra grip.

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All right, other NFL news we had, Ron Rivera fired.

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See ya.

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Brutal to do it in--

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<v ->No, I disagree.</v>

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<v ->When you get this close, it's kinda sad.</v>

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<v ->I disagree, I think this is a</v>

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great time to get fired if you're head coach.

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You still have maybe one or two weekends

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of golfing weather down in North Carolina.

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You get a head start on the job market.

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Ron Rivera's not gonna stay unemployed for long.

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He's gonna get offers really probably

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under the table right now from the Dallas Cowboys.

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Jerry Jones has probably already called him.

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<v Big Cat>But when you get fired in December,</v>

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you don't get to finish out the season with your guys.

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Your guys.

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<v ->I think he'll be okay with it.</v>

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This is good for him and it's good for the Panthers,

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'cause they can start looking too.

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<v ->How 'bout the Panthers,</v>

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like six weeks ago people were saying they might

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get in the playoffs and Kyle Allen might be the future,

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and now they have no coach and their season's over,

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and oh yeah Kyle Allen still has small hands.

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<v ->No job, no hope, no cash.</v>

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<v ->That's it.</v>
<v ->Don't let anything</v>

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happen to Kevin Bacon.

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<v ->Yeah, so coach firing season is here, it's here.</v>

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<v ->The curse of the black cat continues.</v>

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<v ->Yes, Panthers, oh.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, he's gone.</v>
<v ->Jaguars.</v>

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<v ->And then they said that, no, don't say that.</v>

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Marrone's fine, Marrone's fine.

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<v ->Marrone is fine.</v>

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Also, Lions?

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<v ->What other cat teams are there?</v>

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<v ->Bengals, he's safe, he won a game.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, he got the Gatorade bath.</v>

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<v ->They don't fire people in Detroit.</v>

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<v ->No, they just lay 'em off forever.</v>

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<v ->The cat teams might be losin' some coaches.</v>

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<v ->Is he gonna get bailed out?</v>

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Yeah, he's got Sloter, Sloter is gonna bail him out.

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They said that Norv Turner is the assistant

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to the head coach now,

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so he's in the Dwight Trute spot now.

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Not assistant head coach,

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he's assistant to the intermed coach.

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<v ->How many pages to the playbook</v>

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do you think he's added since Ron Rivera's been fired?

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<v ->All of them.</v>

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<v ->He's like, this is really what we wanted to do.</v>

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<v ->He's had like all of his former assistants</v>

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fax over the off limits pages.

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Christian McCaffrey's gonna...

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So wait, David Tepper's their owner, right?

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Is that his name?
<v ->I believe so.</v>

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<v ->David Tepper?</v>
<v ->P. Diddy,</v>

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but yeah also.
<v ->Yeah P. Diddy</v>

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and Steph Curry, it was sold to all of them at once.

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So if you had to make a decision right now

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about what coach you would target in Carolina,

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I saw that they were thinking

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about maybe Harbaugh?
<v ->Gundy?</v>

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<v ->Gundy, so Gundy--</v>

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<v ->Stop with the college coaches.</v>

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<v ->No, this was like two months ago.</v>

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I said that Mike Gundy could be the next

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coach of the Carolina Panthers.

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And you laughed at me.

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<v ->Gundy has a great thing going.</v>

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He basically doesn't have to compete

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for anything and can own Oklahoma State.

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<v ->He can own both Carolinas though.</v>

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That mullet would translate really well in Charlotte.

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<v ->They're just gonna get the new</v>

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hottest offensive mind.
<v ->Dabo, go in state.</v>

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<v ->Robert Sala.</v>

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<v ->Different Carolina.</v>

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<v ->All of Carolina, yeah.</v>
<v ->It's states,</v>

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they own all of the states.

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Robert Sala's a new name.

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Obviously he's gotten the face time out in San Francisco.

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<v ->I could see him in blue, in blue and black.</v>

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<v ->I'm sure there's some like either McVay</v>

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or I think LaFleur's got a brother.

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<v ->LaFleur's brother, yeah, that's who it is.</v>

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<v ->That's who it's gonna be, it's gonna be one of those.</v>

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It's not gonna be, that's exactly what they'll be like,

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"Okay, Matt LaFleur won 11 games?

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"Okay, let's get his brother."

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<v ->This probably means that Cam Newton</v>

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is not comin' back next year?

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<v ->I don't know.</v>
<v ->I would assume,</v>

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this sounds like just changing of the guard.

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<v ->I still don't understand why you would go away from him</v>

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unless you can trade him,

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or is a straight cut?

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I think it's a trade.

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<v ->I think it would be a straight cut, for cap reasons.</v>

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<v ->I dunno, Cam Newton is still, if he's healthy,</v>

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still better than probably two thirds of the league.

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So I dunno what you'd be doing if you're gettin' rid of him.

404
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<v ->But it feels like a clean house switch.</v>

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It feels like Tepper wants to go

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in a different direction with everything,

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so that's why he's saying Norv Turner, head coach.

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<v ->Norv Turner, you got it, all right.</v>

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<v ->Assistant to the head coach.</v>

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<v ->Let's do some Hot Seat Cool Throne.</v>

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Hank, why don't you start?

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<v ->My hot seat is Vice, and kind of us for just,</v>

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you know, people think Barstool is just the cool,

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cool media upstart.

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Turns out there was a Vice editor

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who was using his employees and running

417
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an international drug ring and smuggling cocaine

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like all across the world.

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<v ->Can we do that?</v>

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<v ->That's what I'm saying.</v>

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They're on the hot seat 'cause they got caught.

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We're on the cool throne for not doing this.

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<v ->We're not cool enough.</v>

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<v ->Our street cred is on the hot seat.</v>

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<v ->No we're just good enough at it</v>

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that we haven't gotten caught.

427
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<v ->Or we're on the hot seat that now</v>

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we have the idea and we're dangerous when we have ideas.

429
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<v ->But here this dude was sending just like his employees,</v>

430
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like PAs and shit with like millions

431
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and millions of dollars of cocaine.

432
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<v ->Whoa.</v>
<v ->That's nothing.</v>

433
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I came back from Europe last summer

434
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and I brought ham from Spain,

435
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didn't declare it on the customs import sheet.

436
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<v ->That's also like such a Vice story.</v>

437
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I would be shocked if that wasn't the case.

438
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I feel like that's all that happens at Vice.

439
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That's the guy?

440
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<v ->That's absolutely</v>
<v ->Looks like a</v>

441
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<v ->a Vice guy, yeah.</v>
<v ->former friend of ours.</v>

442
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A little bit.

443
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<v ->And this dog's looking over here.</v>

444
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<v ->You know who I'm talking about?</v>

445
14:57.465 --> 14:58.298
<v ->The other dog's looking this way.</v>

446
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<v ->You don't know who I'm talking about.</v>

447
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<v ->Nope.</v>
<v ->All right,</v>

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I'll say it after.

449
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<v ->I'm just shocked that he didn't write a story about it.</v>

450
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This seems like something,

451
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the ultimate Vice headline would be,

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I sold cocaine, got caught, convicted, and sent to jail,

453
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and wrote about it for Vice Magazine.

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Here's my article.

455
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<v ->I agree, that's the person.</v>

456
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I'm not allowed to say his name.

457
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All right, it's true!

458
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Show us his picture again.

459
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This is at BarstoolGold.com/PMT.

460
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You'd know.
<v ->Little bit, little bit.</v>

461
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<v ->Yes, yes.</v>

462
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Okay, what's your cool throne?

463
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<v ->My cool throne is end of the decade lists.</v>

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So this is obviously with the end of the year coming up,

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everyone's focused on 2020,

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and with it being the end of a decade,

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there has been a lot of focus on just people

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rehashing the best viral moments of the decade.

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I saw like a best viral moments of the decade,

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I've seen best sports list of the decade,

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individual teams are doing it.

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It's just all the rage,

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there's not a lot going on in the news world,

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so you just talk about the best stuff of the past 10 years.

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<v ->Top 10 Kirk Cousins losses in prime time.</v>

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<v Hank>That would probably be a hilarious list.</v>

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<v ->That'd be a great list.</v>
<v ->Yeah, it would be.</v>

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All right so we gotta do this.

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We gotta do it for Christmas week.

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<v ->Not Mount Rushmore, but it's Mount Rushmore esque.</v>

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<v ->We'll do it.</v>

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So send us the list you want to see us make.

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We will make some lists.

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<v ->I mean the Kirk Cousins one, I would like to see that.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, we'll do that one, we'll absolutely do that one.</v>

486
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<v ->Top 10 lists of 10 things that</v>

487
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Peter King thinks that he thinks.

488
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<v ->Oh top 10 times that Philip Rivers was down</v>

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late in the fourth quarter.

490
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<v ->Top 10 Philip Rivers children.</v>

491
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<v ->There's a clip on part of my Twitter</v>

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where we did smelling salts before the show,

493
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and when Big Cat throws it,

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he looks exactly like Phil Rivers.

495
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<v ->Yeah well that's who I modeled my game.</v>

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<v ->Does the shot put arm, yeah.</v>

497
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<v ->We're both gettin' up there in age.</v>

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<v PFT>You're also fertile.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, let's go.</v>

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I'm eight kids behind.

501
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<v PFT>Is that it Hank?</v>

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<v Hank>That's it, that's my cool throne.</v>

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<v ->All right, PFT, what do you got?</v>

504
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<v ->Okay my hot seat is every hockey coach,</v>

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'cause they're all gettin' fired.

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We've had two hockey coaches fired in the last week.

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<v ->Isn't the NHL just in complete turmoil, I feel like?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, that's the kind of league that it is.</v>

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<v ->I haven't been paying super attention,</v>

510
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but I feel like there's a lot of--

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<v ->After Christmas is when hockey season starts.</v>

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<v Hank>There's a lot of shit goin' down in the NHL.</v>

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<v ->This is actually the perfect time to get involved</v>

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in scandals and to fire your head coach in hockey,

515
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because honestly if you fire your head coach

516
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this early into the season,

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this would be the equivalent of firing

518
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NFL coach after like week three, right?

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Then you have an entire 'nother season to build off.

520
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<v Big Cat>To just go crazy, just fuck it and go off.</v>

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<v ->I kind of like it, good for hockey,</v>

522
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gettin' their coaches out of there early.

523
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My other hot seat is Swag Kelly.

524
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He's gettin' sued by a cameraman.

525
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So apparently on Swag Kelly's very big adventure night

526
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where he got beaten over the head with a vacuum cleaner

527
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after leaving Von Miller's cocaine party.

528
17:41.490 --> 17:43.960
It was a cocaine themed party, not actual,

529
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just wanted to make sure I clarify that.

530
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He punched Von Miller's private cameraman in the face,

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broke his orbital bone and gave him a concussion,

532
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and that's why he left.

533
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So now he's getting sued,

534
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but that means Swag, bad boy Swag is back.

535
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<v ->Kind of a douche bag move to have a personal cameraman.</v>

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<v ->Agreed.</v>
<v ->Right?</v>

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<v ->Agreed!</v>
<v ->Right?</v>

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<v Hank>Yeah.</v>

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<v ->Anyone who wants to punch Hank for</v>

540
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filming something that he shouldn't be filming,

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we give you permission.

542
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<v ->It's a content world, it's a content league.</v>

543
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<v ->Content league, Von Miller knows.</v>

544
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<v ->How is Von gonna get those pics off?</v>

545
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<v ->That's true, yeah.</v>

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It's harder than you think to photograph live chickens.

547
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So you have to have a guy.

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It's a wildlife photographer.
<v ->How else is Von</v>

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gonna go and try to sell his behind the scenes footage

550
18:29.360 --> 18:31.910
to Bleacher Report in like a 10 series

551
18:32.800 --> 18:34.730
thing that no one's gonna watch?

552
18:34.730 --> 18:35.563
How else?

553
18:35.563 --> 18:36.396
<v ->Get that money, king.</v>

554
18:36.396 --> 18:37.930
<v ->Gotta do it, gotta do it.</v>

555
18:37.930 --> 18:40.949
<v ->My cool throne is plane tracking.</v>

556
18:40.949 --> 18:45.240
So we are fully into head coaching,

557
18:45.240 --> 18:49.310
plane tracking, Twitter into message boards,

558
18:49.310 --> 18:51.280
going on FlightAware.com all the time,

559
18:51.280 --> 18:52.780
tracking these private jets.

560
18:52.780 --> 18:55.750
And we got the state of Arkansas involved in it,

561
18:55.750 --> 18:58.010
which is huge, that is massive,

562
18:58.010 --> 19:01.640
because that fanbase, Arkansas.

563
19:01.640 --> 19:03.020
You're not great at a lot of stuff,

564
19:03.020 --> 19:05.550
your college teams sometimes stink at everything.

565
19:05.550 --> 19:07.680
But you are elite when it comes to

566
19:07.680 --> 19:10.090
tracking planes going across the country,

567
19:10.090 --> 19:11.230
picking up head coaches.

568
19:11.230 --> 19:15.100
You know how they have the people from Louisiana

569
19:15.100 --> 19:17.850
that bring their boats to rescue hurricane victims,

570
19:17.850 --> 19:19.460
called the Cajun Navy?

571
19:19.460 --> 19:24.100
This is the air traffic controllers union of the Ozarks.

572
19:24.100 --> 19:26.280
They are so fucking good at tracking these planes.

573
19:26.280 --> 19:28.895
We had a few going in and out of Boca Raton

574
19:28.895 --> 19:33.260
where Lane Kiffin and there was an alleged jet

575
19:33.260 --> 19:36.780
that was just parked inside of a hangar in Arkansas

576
19:36.780 --> 19:39.280
for hours and they were waiting to see who was coming out.

577
19:39.280 --> 19:41.590
Speculation was that it was Lane Kiffin.

578
19:41.590 --> 19:43.270
Certain dogs reported that Lane Kiffin

579
19:43.270 --> 19:44.666
was taking the job online,

580
19:44.666 --> 19:47.790
and things are very much heating up

581
19:47.790 --> 19:48.710
in the state of Arkansas.

582
19:48.710 --> 19:50.110
<v ->Dangerous season for Leroy.</v>

583
19:50.110 --> 19:51.130
<v ->It is a very dangerous--</v>

584
19:51.130 --> 19:52.320
<v ->Dangerous season.</v>

585
19:52.320 --> 19:53.350
The state of Arkansas--

586
19:53.350 --> 19:54.999
<v ->Barring material change, woof woof.</v>

587
19:54.999 --> 19:56.610
<v ->Yeah, barring material change.</v>

588
19:56.610 --> 19:59.128
<v ->You're no different than that stupid fuck head Ari,</v>

589
19:59.128 --> 20:01.592
what's his name, Ari, what's his name?

590
20:01.592 --> 20:03.563
<v ->Ari (mumbles).</v>

591
20:03.563 --> 20:04.563
<v ->I don't remember, Abraham!</v>

592
20:04.563 --> 20:06.710
I think it's Ari Abraham or somethin'.

593
20:06.710 --> 20:09.310
<v ->But at least Leroy put that in his initial tweet,</v>

594
20:09.310 --> 20:10.960
saying, "Barring a material change."

595
20:10.960 --> 20:12.810
<v ->That kid, I hate him.</v>

596
20:12.810 --> 20:15.084
<v PFT>He's getting in on the Clay Hilton news too.</v>

597
20:15.084 --> 20:17.610
<v ->It's fuckin' dumb that anyone takes him seriously anymore.</v>

598
20:17.610 --> 20:18.443
<v Big Cat>Who?</v>

599
20:18.443 --> 20:19.276
<v ->Ari.</v>

600
20:19.276 --> 20:20.109
<v ->I don't anyone does.</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

601
20:20.109 --> 20:21.440
<v ->No but like people, some people,</v>

602
20:21.440 --> 20:23.288
I've seen some Twitter threads where he's like,

603
20:23.288 --> 20:24.633
people defend him.

604
20:24.633 --> 20:25.585
They're like, "Dude he made a mistake."

605
20:25.585 --> 20:26.418
It's like, he didn't make a mistake,

606
20:26.418 --> 20:28.190
he was clearly just doing it for attention.

607
20:28.190 --> 20:30.790
<v ->Everyone's brain has been completely broken</v>

608
20:30.790 --> 20:35.790
by social media where fake news is actually a thing

609
20:36.220 --> 20:37.700
where people just post anything and they're like,

610
20:37.700 --> 20:39.020
yeah that's it, that happens.

611
20:39.020 --> 20:40.770
<v Hank>It was a mistake.</v>

612
20:40.770 --> 20:43.450
<v ->Arkansas, they don't have a football coach,</v>

613
20:43.450 --> 20:47.030
but our guy Eric Musselman, the Muss bus, he's rollin'.

614
20:47.030 --> 20:48.110
I actually saw a shirt,

615
20:48.110 --> 20:51.050
one of the guys on staff sent me a shirt,

616
20:51.050 --> 20:53.600
people are wearing the Mussiah shirts.

617
20:53.600 --> 20:54.433
<v ->M-U-S-S?</v>

618
20:54.433 --> 20:57.000
<v ->Yeah, M-U-S-S-I-A-H.</v>

619
20:57.000 --> 20:58.015
<v ->I like that.</v>

620
20:58.015 --> 20:59.440
<v ->We need to go to a game, the Muss bus.</v>

621
20:59.440 --> 21:02.040
<v ->Muss cop.</v>
<v ->Love him, there you go.</v>

622
21:02.040 --> 21:03.470
All right, is that it?

623
21:03.470 --> 21:05.060
<v ->Yeah, I think so, yeah, that's it.</v>

624
21:05.060 --> 21:06.290
Just one cool throne today.

625
21:06.290 --> 21:07.370
<v ->Okay.</v>

626
21:07.370 --> 21:10.870
My hot seat is suicidal Big Cat,

627
21:10.870 --> 21:12.330
'cause Thursday night the Bears,

628
21:12.330 --> 21:13.560
I've convinced myself fully.

629
21:13.560 --> 21:15.290
I went on the playoff machine this morning.

630
21:15.290 --> 21:16.615
<v PFT>It's great, isn't it?</v>

631
21:16.615 --> 21:18.490
<v ->The Bears are gonna make the playoffs.</v>

632
21:18.490 --> 21:20.360
So Thursday night, tune in.

633
21:20.360 --> 21:22.690
If the Bears lose, devastation.

634
21:22.690 --> 21:23.930
<v ->So their odds of making the playoffs</v>

635
21:23.930 --> 21:25.360
are about 50 50 right now, right?

636
21:25.360 --> 21:26.835
40 60?

637
21:26.835 --> 21:27.776
<v ->3%.</v>

638
21:27.776 --> 21:28.850
<v ->3%?</v>
<v ->3%.</v>

639
21:28.850 --> 21:30.810
<v ->So about 50 50.</v>

640
21:30.810 --> 21:33.690
Their record is 50 50, therefore the chances

641
21:33.690 --> 21:35.270
of them making the playoffs must also be 50 50.

642
21:35.270 --> 21:36.893
<v ->Here's the realization I had.</v>

643
21:38.900 --> 21:40.650
If you're a frustrated sports fan

644
21:40.650 --> 21:42.265
but you're team is still alive,

645
21:42.265 --> 21:44.780
just say fuck it and let's just

646
21:44.780 --> 21:46.760
hope that the best thing possible happens,

647
21:46.760 --> 21:47.820
because then at least you get to

648
21:47.820 --> 21:49.900
watch games that feel meaningful.

649
21:49.900 --> 21:51.663
Like in my heart of hearts I know the Bears

650
21:51.663 --> 21:53.000
are not gonna make the playoffs,

651
21:53.000 --> 21:55.440
but when I convince myself they are,

652
21:55.440 --> 21:57.344
Thursday night is the biggest game in the world.

653
21:57.344 --> 21:58.640
And I'm excited!
<v ->If they win,</v>

654
21:58.640 --> 22:00.080
this is actually a double win for us,

655
22:00.080 --> 22:02.030
because I've convinced myself that the Redskins

656
22:02.030 --> 22:03.840
are still in there, because they are.

657
22:03.840 --> 22:05.350
So this is our playoff push.

658
22:05.350 --> 22:06.770
<v Big Cat>This is it, playoff weekend.</v>

659
22:06.770 --> 22:07.640
<v ->This is big for me.</v>

660
22:07.640 --> 22:10.390
So if the Cowboys lose then that's

661
22:10.390 --> 22:12.391
one less thing that has to happen to finish this picture.

662
22:12.391 --> 22:14.353
<v ->It's gonna happen.</v>
<v ->I put $10 on the Redskins</v>

663
22:14.353 --> 22:17.640
to win the NFC East last night to win 10 grand.

664
22:17.640 --> 22:20.540
<v ->Maybe Dwayne Hatkins will throw for more than 200 yards</v>

665
22:20.540 --> 22:22.078
and two touchdowns in one of these games.

666
22:22.078 --> 22:24.600
<v ->Let's not get crazy, probly not.</v>

667
22:24.600 --> 22:26.870
<v ->My cool throne is bad news.</v>

668
22:26.870 --> 22:31.040
So a couple new trends going on around the world.

669
22:31.040 --> 22:35.000
So first is I've been addicted to, we've talked about this,

670
22:35.000 --> 22:37.430
I've been addicted to team Twitter accounts

671
22:37.430 --> 22:40.330
having to tweet bad news and watching the replies.

672
22:40.330 --> 22:42.790
Well the Nicks have evolved passed that.

673
22:42.790 --> 22:47.296
Last night they lost 132 to 88 in Milwaukee,

674
22:47.296 --> 22:50.300
and they just tweeted a picture of some Nicks players

675
22:50.300 --> 22:52.960
high fiving and said final in Milwaukee.

676
22:52.960 --> 22:53.893
Nothing else!

677
22:54.910 --> 22:57.860
So they're just moving past the whole

678
22:57.860 --> 23:00.360
we play the game to keep score and wins and losses

679
23:00.360 --> 23:03.267
and just announcing when a game is over.

680
23:03.267 --> 23:05.450
<v ->So they say a picture is worth 1,000 words.</v>

681
23:05.450 --> 23:07.780
So technically according to Twitter's terms of service,

682
23:07.780 --> 23:10.847
that's 620 characters over the limit, right?

683
23:10.847 --> 23:12.130
<v ->Right, right.</v>

684
23:12.130 --> 23:13.193
<v ->Did I do that math right?</v>

685
23:13.193 --> 23:14.270
720.

686
23:14.270 --> 23:16.106
<v ->Yes, you're exactly right.</v>

687
23:16.106 --> 23:18.940
I'm in on this new trend where it's like,

688
23:18.940 --> 23:21.590
bad news, we can just pretend it didn't happen.

689
23:21.590 --> 23:24.210
The other part of bad news being on the cool throne,

690
23:24.210 --> 23:28.110
the trend of alerting your friends

691
23:28.110 --> 23:30.830
if they're in the correct head space to get bad news.

692
23:30.830 --> 23:32.310
<v ->I saw that, yeah.</v>

693
23:32.310 --> 23:36.490
<v ->Apparently it's not right to tell people bad news</v>

694
23:36.490 --> 23:39.093
unless you get their consent first.

695
23:40.581 --> 23:43.894
So someone showed this and it got pretty viral.

696
23:43.894 --> 23:46.470
It's basically saying this is how you should alert people

697
23:46.470 --> 23:47.870
before you send them bad news.

698
23:47.870 --> 23:50.347
You should say, "Are you in the right head space

699
23:50.347 --> 23:53.219
"to receive information that could possibly hurt you?"

700
23:53.219 --> 23:55.130
<v ->Always.</v>

701
23:55.130 --> 23:56.770
I live my life in that head space.

702
23:56.770 --> 23:58.790
<v ->If you get text and you say, "No."</v>

703
23:58.790 --> 24:01.017
Then you just are more fucked up 'cause you're like,

704
24:01.017 --> 24:03.487
"What is this shit that's gonna screw me up?"

705
24:03.487 --> 24:05.960
<v ->You also put that on the person asking you</v>

706
24:05.960 --> 24:06.980
if you're in the right head space

707
24:06.980 --> 24:08.830
because now they're concerned about you.

708
24:08.830 --> 24:10.800
Like oh my god this person is so fucked up

709
24:10.800 --> 24:12.210
that I can't give them anything except

710
24:12.210 --> 24:14.210
for a congratulations or great news.

711
24:14.210 --> 24:15.520
<v ->But it's like saying are you okay,</v>

712
24:15.520 --> 24:17.697
PFT, you ready for me to give you some bad news?

713
24:17.697 --> 24:19.290
You're like, "No, I'm not!"

714
24:19.290 --> 24:21.207
Well then you're walking around the rest of the day saying,

715
24:21.207 --> 24:22.527
"I wonder what that bad news was."

716
24:22.527 --> 24:25.040
<v ->Or you're just putting everything off</v>

717
24:25.040 --> 24:25.950
and pretending it's fine.

718
24:25.950 --> 24:26.910
<v ->Listen.</v>
<v ->And then one day</v>

719
24:26.910 --> 24:27.790
it'll just all blow up on you.

720
24:27.790 --> 24:28.760
<v ->We've overthought this.</v>

721
24:28.760 --> 24:30.240
<v ->What about this one?</v>
<v ->Just give people</v>

722
24:30.240 --> 24:32.613
bad news when they need bad news.

723
24:32.613 --> 24:33.864
<v Hank>Just call them.</v>

724
24:33.864 --> 24:35.889
No, no no no, no.

725
24:35.889 --> 24:37.593
<v PFT>Getting a phone call is bad news.</v>

726
24:37.593 --> 24:39.140
<v ->That is terrible news.</v>

727
24:39.140 --> 24:41.020
<v ->When my phone rings, it's always bad.</v>

728
24:41.020 --> 24:41.960
<v ->Horrendous news.</v>

729
24:41.960 --> 24:43.420
<v ->Hank that was bad taste.</v>
<v ->Who breaks bad news</v>

730
24:43.420 --> 24:44.253
over a text though?

731
24:44.253 --> 24:45.260
That's fucked up I think.
<v ->Everyone.</v>

732
24:45.260 --> 24:46.247
That's how you do it if you don't want to have to

733
24:46.247 --> 24:48.250
deal with the repercussions of delivering bad news.

734
24:48.250 --> 24:49.430
<v ->If something terrible happened, I had to tell you,</v>

735
24:49.430 --> 24:50.263
I would not text you.

736
24:50.263 --> 24:52.017
<v ->No you just text, "Hey man, bad news."</v>

737
24:52.017 --> 24:53.410
And then drop it.

738
24:53.410 --> 24:54.870
Hey man bad news.

739
24:54.870 --> 24:56.920
<v ->Hit me on the Yo app.</v>
<v ->Nanas dead.</v>

740
24:56.920 --> 24:59.760
We're gonna have to make an iPad commercial about it.

741
24:59.760 --> 25:01.710
<v ->They're also saying that you should</v>

742
25:01.710 --> 25:04.340
ask for consent before sexting,

743
25:04.340 --> 25:07.430
which as a general rule of thumb is good to know

744
25:07.430 --> 25:09.180
that the person that you're gonna be sexting with

745
25:09.180 --> 25:10.910
is okay with you sexting them.

746
25:10.910 --> 25:11.920
I agree with that.

747
25:11.920 --> 25:13.586
But someone made a template for it,

748
25:13.586 --> 25:15.957
and the template goes as follows.

749
25:15.957 --> 25:17.747
"I've been having some sexual thoughts about you

750
25:17.747 --> 25:19.850
"I'd like to share over text, if you'd enjoy that."

751
25:19.850 --> 25:21.540
<v ->Oh my god.
(PFT laughs)</v>

752
25:21.540 --> 25:25.028
This is, we've, that really gets the mood set.

753
25:25.028 --> 25:27.780
<v ->The best way, don't send a dick pic,</v>

754
25:27.780 --> 25:29.840
but a nice little fruit basket picture,

755
25:29.840 --> 25:32.837
or just a scrotum pic is how you say,

756
25:32.837 --> 25:35.760
"I would like to sext you if I may have your consent."

757
25:35.760 --> 25:38.070
<v ->Yeah, like here it is.</v>
<v ->Here are my balls.</v>

758
25:38.070 --> 25:40.700
<v ->I will shave if we wanna keep going further here.</v>

759
25:40.700 --> 25:43.140
<v ->Reply one to stop, two to continue.</v>

760
25:43.140 --> 25:44.910
<v ->Goddammit, that's good.</v>

761
25:44.910 --> 25:47.490
So make sure everyone if you're giving someone bad news,

762
25:47.490 --> 25:49.830
just either don't give them bad news like the Nicks

763
25:49.830 --> 25:51.710
or check their head space first.

764
25:51.710 --> 25:53.863
<v ->Yeah, when the Bears lose tomorrow,</v>

765
25:53.863 --> 25:55.947
actually tweet at Big Cat,

766
25:55.947 --> 25:58.725
"Are you in the proper head space to receive some bad news?"

767
25:58.725 --> 26:00.760
<v ->And then I will reply in kind.</v>

768
26:00.760 --> 26:03.133
All right, let's get to our interview with Kane.

769
26:03.133 --> 26:05.307
Before we do that, playoff football is coming,

770
26:05.307 --> 26:06.720
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Okay here he is, Kane.

843
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(bright electronic tune)

844
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Okay we now welcome on a very special guest.

845
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It is Glenn Jacobs, AKA the Mayor of Knox County,

846
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AKA Kane the wrestling legend.

847
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Thank you, should we say, what do you want us to call you?

848
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Mr. Mayor or Kane?

849
29:16.770 --> 29:17.603
<v ->Glenn.</v>

850
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<v ->Glenn? Glenn.</v>

851
29:18.436 --> 29:19.890
Glenn, done.
<v ->Or anything you want.</v>

852
29:19.890 --> 29:20.723
<v ->Okay.</v>

853
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(Glenn laughs)
Yeah, you're intimidating,

854
29:21.790 --> 29:24.010
you're a big guy, I'll call you whatever you want.

855
29:24.010 --> 29:25.060
<v ->Oh well thanks.</v>
<v ->So you can tell me.</v>

856
29:25.060 --> 29:27.860
Glenn, Mr. Mayor, it's great to have you on.

857
29:27.860 --> 29:30.650
You have a new book out, it is called Mayor Kane.

858
29:30.650 --> 29:32.436
It's probably the greatest cover I've seen.

859
29:32.436 --> 29:33.350
(Glenn laughs)
<v ->It is awesome.</v>

860
29:33.350 --> 29:35.934
So it's got you signing a piece of legislation,

861
29:35.934 --> 29:37.980
wearing I think that exact suit

862
29:37.980 --> 29:38.813
that you're wearing right now,

863
29:38.813 --> 29:43.285
and then Kane behind you with the fires of Hell,

864
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or a volcano exploding, it's pretty great.

865
29:45.942 --> 29:48.210
<v ->It is called "My Life in Wrestling and Politics"</v>

866
29:48.210 --> 29:49.043
by Glenn Jacobs.

867
29:49.043 --> 29:54.043
This book cover is exactly how I would like envision it

868
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if you told me you were writing a book.

869
29:55.680 --> 29:56.849
This is so perfect.

870
29:56.849 --> 29:57.886
<v ->(laughs) Well thank you, I appreciate that.</v>

871
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They may have consulted with you about it man,

872
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I don't know, you know?

873
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<v ->They might have.</v>

874
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So tell us about the book.

875
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What made you want to write the book?

876
30:04.920 --> 30:07.520
<v ->Well it's my autobiography, it's the story of my life,</v>

877
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and a lot of stuff about WWE of course.

878
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A little bit of political stuff,

879
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but not really you know hey this is why like this person,

880
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this is why I hate this person.

881
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More so of this is why I believe what I believe.

882
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So it's nonthreatening political stuff.

883
30:23.187 --> 30:26.603
And I just felt as my wrestling career, you know,

884
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as I was winding down my wrestling career,

885
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I thought that people would be interested in

886
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seeing some behind the scene stuff of what's happened,

887
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especially during the Attitude Era,

888
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'cause I was a big part of that.

889
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And a different perspective on things.

890
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People write books and you know,

891
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I remember reading some stuff going,

892
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that's quite how I remember it.

893
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Just a little different,

894
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not to necessarily say that anyone's right or wrong,

895
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but you know from a different viewpoint

896
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you sometimes see things a little bit differently.

897
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<v ->I like how you say that you're writing it</v>

898
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maybe from a perspective that's not intimidating,

899
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but you have to know that
(Glenn laughs)

900
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anytime you say something to somebody,

901
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they might be intimidated on the other end,

902
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because you're an intimidating guy.

903
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In politics that probably works

904
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to your advantage a little bit,

905
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even when you're being nice, they're like, okay, I get.

906
31:12.676 --> 31:16.440
<v ->I don't know man, in politics people can be, you know.</v>

907
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There's a lot more going on then meets the eye,

908
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and there's you know often some subterfuge

909
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and that sort of thing going on.

910
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So I don't know if the direct

911
31:25.050 --> 31:27.013
physical intimidation always works that well.

912
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<v ->But, I mean, you are Kane, so.</v>

913
31:28.693 --> 31:32.959
<v ->This is true, this is true.</v>
<v ->You could chokeslam somebody</v>

914
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through a table if worse came to worse.

915
31:35.270 --> 31:38.990
<v ->Do you feel at times because you right now a major</v>

916
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and in the political world,

917
31:39.890 --> 31:43.461
do you feel like the Corporate Kane character come to life?

918
31:43.461 --> 31:44.610
(Glenn laughs)
And like are you disgusted

919
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with yourself sometimes when you look in the mirror?

920
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You're like, "I've lost my way?"

921
31:48.290 --> 31:49.702
<v ->Oh man.</v>

922
31:49.702 --> 31:54.462
So I was actually giving the graduation keynote address

923
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at a fifth grade graduation.

924
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<v ->Oh, prestigious.</v>

925
31:58.003 --> 32:01.780
<v ->In one of the schools, yes, it was pretty cool.</v>

926
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And in the program they have my name

927
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and everything listed, right?

928
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And it says Glenn Jacobs, professional wrestler.

929
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I'm like, that's, I was really good at that.

930
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You know business person and my wife

931
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and I have some businesses, and proud of that,

932
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and then politician, and I went,

933
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oh, my mom would be so disappointed

934
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to see the politician part. (Glenn laughs)

935
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<v ->Corporate Kane, you are.</v>

936
32:23.060 --> 32:26.120
<v ->But the difference was that Corporate Kane was really,</v>

937
32:26.120 --> 32:30.730
he was just a corporate, he was basically a suck up, right?

938
32:30.730 --> 32:31.840
<v ->Yeah, he's a bootlicker, I hated Corporate Kane!</v>

939
32:31.840 --> 32:33.680
<v ->Exactly, exactly!</v>
<v ->And I loved Kane.</v>

940
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<v ->So yeah, no, Corporate Kane has nothing to do</v>

941
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with the mayor stuff, yeah.

942
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I might wear a suit but I'm definitely not that.

943
32:45.390 --> 32:47.130
<v ->Yeah I mean that's sort of obviously when you see</v>

944
32:47.130 --> 32:49.560
you in a suit you're like, there goes Corporate Kane.

945
32:49.560 --> 32:50.760
It's just kind of in our heads.

946
32:50.760 --> 32:54.120
So we're right of the age group that the Attitude Era

947
32:54.120 --> 32:55.590
was right in our wheel spot, right?

948
32:55.590 --> 32:57.670
We're both 34 years old.

949
32:57.670 --> 33:00.630
Your storyline, for my money,

950
33:00.630 --> 33:02.610
is the best storyline in WWE history.

951
33:02.610 --> 33:05.120
The fact that they teased it for so long,

952
33:05.120 --> 33:05.953
Paul Bearer saying,

953
33:05.953 --> 33:08.610
"I'm gonna reveal Undertaker's darkest secret",

954
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and it's you, his half brother.

955
33:11.840 --> 33:12.950
The build up to that,

956
33:12.950 --> 33:14.850
'cause they put you on ice for a while, right?

957
33:14.850 --> 33:18.680
What does that look like when you're sitting there

958
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watching Raw or watching pay-per-views

959
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knowing that this storyline eventually you're gonna

960
33:23.750 --> 33:26.718
be revealed but you have to sit there and wait?

961
33:26.718 --> 33:30.793
<v ->It was very nerveracking.</v>

962
33:30.793 --> 33:32.590
And I agree with you,

963
33:32.590 --> 33:34.930
it was the best story WWE has ever done.

964
33:34.930 --> 33:36.240
Not because of what I did,

965
33:36.240 --> 33:37.990
but because they did such a great job telling the story.

966
33:37.990 --> 33:39.460
Like I said.
<v ->No, you were part of it.</v>

967
33:39.460 --> 33:40.404
<v ->Well it's still,</v>

968
33:40.404 --> 33:42.660
I mean you have for months before Kane

969
33:42.660 --> 33:44.900
ever debuted and they had Paul Bearer talking about it,

970
33:44.900 --> 33:47.370
and you have all this backstory, and you know.

971
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All this stuff is building up and of course,

972
33:50.570 --> 33:53.480
and I had a couple characters that we won't mention

973
33:53.480 --> 33:55.800
that hadn't been necessarily overly successful.

974
33:55.800 --> 33:59.737
So there was some pressure, man, you know?

975
33:59.737 --> 34:02.643
And a lot of it was even my debut was just

976
34:02.643 --> 34:05.427
really just don't mess this up, you know? (laughs)

977
34:05.427 --> 34:07.750
<v ->Were you worried about when you ripped the door off?</v>

978
34:07.750 --> 34:08.810
<v ->I wasn't worried about that,</v>

979
34:08.810 --> 34:11.110
I was more worried about the Tombstone

980
34:11.110 --> 34:13.780
and making sure that looked good, and everything.

981
34:13.780 --> 34:16.440
But yeah, it was pretty nerveracking,

982
34:16.440 --> 34:18.820
because there was so much emphasis put on it.

983
34:18.820 --> 34:22.960
Undertaker is just a huge star and I'm gettin'

984
34:22.960 --> 34:25.210
thrown right into the mix with him of course.

985
34:26.480 --> 34:29.010
It was a little nerveracking.

986
34:29.010 --> 34:30.640
<v ->And it worked so perfectly too because</v>

987
34:30.640 --> 34:32.440
you guys were such similar sizes,

988
34:32.440 --> 34:33.600
where you see it and you're like,

989
34:33.600 --> 34:35.260
oh my god they actually are brothers.

990
34:35.260 --> 34:37.291
You know my 12 year old brain or whatever it was,

991
34:37.291 --> 34:40.227
however old I was, was like, this is actually true.

992
34:40.227 --> 34:43.120
He thought he died in a fire, but he's not, he's back.

993
34:43.120 --> 34:46.890
<v ->Yeah the story, it was magnificent, you know?</v>

994
34:46.890 --> 34:48.310
<v ->Best of all time, yeah, it really is.</v>

995
34:48.310 --> 34:49.530
<v ->It was also pretty helpful that</v>

996
34:49.530 --> 34:51.120
you got to share the same moves too,

997
34:51.120 --> 34:52.830
so you knew the moves that
<v ->Oh yeah. (laughs)</v>

998
34:52.830 --> 34:53.911
<v ->already were gonna work</v>
<v ->Yeah, exactly.</v>

999
34:53.911 --> 34:55.757
<v ->that were gonna be fan favorites, so.</v>

1000
34:55.757 --> 34:58.480
<v ->And of course you know that was part of it too.</v>

1001
34:58.480 --> 35:01.911
You know it was some ways Kane was

1002
35:01.911 --> 35:04.860
either mocking or paying tribute to his brother

1003
35:04.860 --> 35:07.540
the Undertaker by doing the same stuff that he did.

1004
35:07.540 --> 35:09.870
And you know we designed that all on purpose.

1005
35:09.870 --> 35:12.543
But yeah, I didn't have to invent anything,

1006
35:13.890 --> 35:15.631
it was kinda already made already.

1007
35:15.631 --> 35:19.440
<v ->So when you burned him alive, was that real?</v>

1008
35:19.440 --> 35:20.630
That was crazy.

1009
35:20.630 --> 35:21.830
<v ->Which one, with J.R.?</v>

1010
35:21.830 --> 35:24.110
<v ->No, when you burned Undertaker alive in the casket.</v>

1011
35:24.110 --> 35:26.300
<v ->Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah.</v>

1012
35:26.300 --> 35:28.390
<v ->That was fucked up.
(Glenn laughs)</v>

1013
35:28.390 --> 35:29.223
I mean, it was!

1014
35:33.454 --> 35:37.681
<v ->There was a lot of smoke and mirrors involved with that.</v>

1015
35:37.681 --> 35:38.514
Stunt work.
<v ->Yeah I still don't</v>

1016
35:38.514 --> 35:40.123
understand how Undertaker got out of there.

1017
35:40.123 --> 35:45.123
<v ->But you know the thing was that they used lighter fluid,</v>

1018
35:45.465 --> 35:47.713
was the actual accelerant.

1019
35:48.690 --> 35:52.970
But they didn't tell me how much that they had used,

1020
35:52.970 --> 35:55.060
so yeah, it ended up being a lot more

1021
35:55.060 --> 35:56.810
and a little more spectacular flame

1022
35:56.810 --> 35:57.897
than I thought that it was going to,

1023
35:57.897 --> 36:00.841
and to this day evidently the arena there

1024
36:00.841 --> 36:02.580
still remembers that. (laughs)

1025
36:02.580 --> 36:04.940
<v ->Yeah, you lit a full fire in the arena.</v>

1026
36:04.940 --> 36:06.880
It's crazy that they let you do that.

1027
36:06.880 --> 36:08.969
<v ->Yeah it was all a controlled environment,</v>

1028
36:08.969 --> 36:10.352
it was all, you know.
<v ->Yeah, but that's stuff,</v>

1029
36:10.352 --> 36:11.900
I feel like it doesn't happen anymore like that.

1030
36:11.900 --> 36:13.220
That's the true Attitude Era.

1031
36:13.220 --> 36:14.470
<v ->The lawyers got involved too much.</v>

1032
36:14.470 --> 36:15.783
<v ->Yeah, you get away with stuff, it's like, wow.</v>

1033
36:15.783 --> 36:19.900
<v ->You know like I said, it was pretty controlled.</v>

1034
36:19.900 --> 36:21.361
We had safety measures in place.

1035
36:21.361 --> 36:22.320
<v ->Yeah, it was a controlled fire, exactly.</v>

1036
36:22.320 --> 36:24.350
<v ->Were there ever any storylines or stunts</v>

1037
36:24.350 --> 36:25.807
that when they were presenting to you and they're like,

1038
36:25.807 --> 36:27.970
"Kane this is what we have planned for this week,"

1039
36:27.970 --> 36:29.537
that you said, "I don't know about that,

1040
36:29.537 --> 36:31.117
"that might be too far for me."

1041
36:36.707 --> 36:39.740
<v ->You know sometimes you would hear the concept and be like,</v>

1042
36:39.740 --> 36:43.310
uh, okay, you know, how are we gonna do that?

1043
36:43.310 --> 36:47.180
But there was a lot of planning put into stuff, you know?

1044
36:47.180 --> 36:50.060
Our safety was paramount.

1045
36:50.060 --> 36:52.893
But even like the first inferno match, right?

1046
36:53.991 --> 36:55.520
And I talk about it in the book,

1047
36:55.520 --> 36:58.261
but basically I'm gonna have my arm lit on fire.

1048
36:58.261 --> 37:02.187
That's not really a natural thing to do, right?

1049
37:02.187 --> 37:04.180
<v Big Cat>Well, unless you're born from fire.</v>

1050
37:04.180 --> 37:06.230
<v ->Well I know, but Glenn isn't!</v>

1051
37:06.230 --> 37:07.245
Kane might have been!

1052
37:07.245 --> 37:08.357
(Glenn laughs)
<v ->I'm just saying.</v>

1053
37:08.357 --> 37:09.701
It's hard for you to be like, "I don't wanna do it."

1054
37:09.701 --> 37:11.120
It's like, "Dude, you're born from fire!"

1055
37:11.120 --> 37:14.620
<v ->So we have some Hollywood stunt people come in.</v>

1056
37:14.620 --> 37:16.540
And we're rehearsing that day.

1057
37:16.540 --> 37:17.497
And they're like,

1058
37:17.497 --> 37:18.817
"So you guys are gonna do this real time, right?"

1059
37:18.817 --> 37:20.138
And like, "Yeah."

1060
37:20.138 --> 37:21.620
They like, "Man it'd take us weeks to set this up."

1061
37:21.620 --> 37:22.817
I'm like, "Oh boy."

1062
37:22.817 --> 37:23.650
<v ->That's not what you want to hear, yeah.</v>

1063
37:23.650 --> 37:24.483
<v ->No, exactly.</v>

1064
37:24.483 --> 37:27.241
And so we did a rehearsed burn outside,

1065
37:27.241 --> 37:31.500
where they put everything on and I'm looking at my arm,

1066
37:31.500 --> 37:34.290
and there's like real fire on it,

1067
37:34.290 --> 37:36.037
and they're telling me, I go to move, they're like,

1068
37:36.037 --> 37:37.577
"Oh don't don't do that!

1069
37:37.577 --> 37:38.669
"You gotta move this way,

1070
37:38.669 --> 37:39.667
"you gotta keep your arm behind you,

1071
37:39.667 --> 37:41.750
"because if you move into it, you could inhale the flames,"

1072
37:41.750 --> 37:42.583
right?

1073
37:42.583 --> 37:43.680
<v PFT>Don't put the fire in your face.</v>

1074
37:43.680 --> 37:44.513
<v ->Exactly,</v>
<v ->They don't tell you that</v>

1075
37:44.513 --> 37:45.910
<v ->but here's the thing.</v>
<v ->before you do it, yeah.</v>

1076
37:45.910 --> 37:46.743
<v ->Here's the thing.</v>

1077
37:46.743 --> 37:48.580
So I have to go out and have like a 20 minute match,

1078
37:48.580 --> 37:49.890
do all this stuff,

1079
37:49.890 --> 37:53.360
then you know do this stunt that I've never done before

1080
37:53.360 --> 37:55.430
except in a rehearsal in front of a live audience of

1081
37:55.430 --> 37:58.980
15,000 people with millions out watching on pay-per-view,

1082
37:58.980 --> 38:00.320
and I have to keep all this stuff

1083
38:00.320 --> 38:02.260
straight in my mind, right?

1084
38:02.260 --> 38:06.941
Yeah, so you know, it was, stuff like that,

1085
38:06.941 --> 38:09.470
that's one of the biggest things

1086
38:09.470 --> 38:11.980
that separates I think WWE from

1087
38:11.980 --> 38:13.630
every other form of entertainment.

1088
38:13.630 --> 38:14.970
Is one second you're doing a promo,

1089
38:14.970 --> 38:16.121
the next thing you have a match,

1090
38:16.121 --> 38:17.164
and the next thing you're doing something else,

1091
38:17.164 --> 38:18.520
and the next thing you're doing a stunt,

1092
38:18.520 --> 38:19.670
and you have to be able to keep

1093
38:19.670 --> 38:22.100
all that stuff in mind and track,

1094
38:22.100 --> 38:25.960
do everything safely, and do it in front of a live audience.

1095
38:25.960 --> 38:27.833
And I think we're the only entertainers in the world

1096
38:27.833 --> 38:31.477
that have that sort of multitasking

1097
38:31.477 --> 38:34.313
that is demanded of us on a pretty regular basis.

1098
38:34.313 --> 38:36.995
<v ->And when you're done with all that,</v>

1099
38:36.995 --> 38:39.261
what it would it look like, I always am curious of this.

1100
38:39.261 --> 38:42.484
When you're done with a match and you nailed it,

1101
38:42.484 --> 38:47.370
is that similar to you know a locker room after a big win?

1102
38:47.370 --> 38:48.387
You guys sit back and you're like,

1103
38:48.387 --> 38:50.960
"Man, that was great, what we just did."

1104
38:50.960 --> 38:52.040
<v ->Yeah, yeah it is.</v>

1105
38:52.040 --> 38:54.730
And then you travel to the next town.

1106
38:54.730 --> 38:55.563
<v ->Right away.
(Glenn laughs)</v>

1107
38:55.563 --> 38:57.570
<v ->And do it all over again!</v>

1108
38:57.570 --> 39:00.770
But yeah especially when it's like a high profile match,

1109
39:00.770 --> 39:02.765
you know, Wrestlemania or something like that.

1110
39:02.765 --> 39:03.643
<v ->What was your favorite match of all time,</v>

1111
39:03.643 --> 39:05.217
the one you look back and you're like,

1112
39:05.217 --> 39:08.090
"Damn, that's the one I close my eyes and remember."

1113
39:08.090 --> 39:10.240
<v ->My favorite was when I won my first world championship.</v>

1114
39:10.240 --> 39:12.517
That was against Austin at King of the Ring.

1115
39:12.517 --> 39:13.350
<v ->'98?</v>

1116
39:13.350 --> 39:15.220
<v ->Yeah, '98, '98 King of the Ring in Pittsburgh.</v>

1117
39:15.220 --> 39:17.710
And that was just so special because

1118
39:17.710 --> 39:19.444
it was my first world championship

1119
39:19.444 --> 39:21.633
and it was against Stone Cold Steve Austin.

1120
39:22.530 --> 39:24.330
And so that would be the one that I look back on,

1121
39:24.330 --> 39:25.350
and say, that was the coolest one.

1122
39:25.350 --> 39:29.197
Also Wrestlemania 14 which was the culmination of

1123
39:29.197 --> 39:32.940
the original Undertaker Kane story.

1124
39:32.940 --> 39:35.970
Involved Pete Rose and all the stuff with that too.

1125
39:35.970 --> 39:37.990
But that was really special too.

1126
39:37.990 --> 39:39.861
<v ->When you won your first championship,</v>

1127
39:39.861 --> 39:42.840
how far in advance do they tell you

1128
39:42.840 --> 39:44.090
that that's gonna happen?

1129
39:45.043 --> 39:46.710
<v ->I don't really remember.</v>

1130
39:46.710 --> 39:48.321
We kind of had a layout for the storyline,

1131
39:48.321 --> 39:52.504
(laughs) and the stipulation of the match was

1132
39:52.504 --> 39:55.270
that if I lost the match I would set myself on fire,

1133
39:55.270 --> 39:56.960
so I had a vested interest in winning that one.

1134
39:56.960 --> 40:00.330
<v ->A lot of fire stuff, yeah, yeah, yeah.</v>

1135
40:00.330 --> 40:02.323
<v ->I really don't remember.</v>

1136
40:03.180 --> 40:04.860
And I don't know if we had

1137
40:04.860 --> 40:06.610
everything fleshed out until the end,

1138
40:06.610 --> 40:07.877
but I was thinking to myself,

1139
40:07.877 --> 40:09.567
"Well, I probly need to win this one,

1140
40:09.567 --> 40:11.540
"or it's gonna be a short-lived career."

1141
40:11.540 --> 40:12.843
With a spectacular ending.

1142
40:12.843 --> 40:13.676
(Glenn laughs)
<v ->Yes, with a very</v>

1143
40:13.676 --> 40:15.244
spectacular ending, absolutely.

1144
40:15.244 --> 40:17.378
<v ->But one you can only do once. (laughs)</v>

1145
40:17.378 --> 40:19.290
<v ->When it comes time to cut a promo,</v>

1146
40:19.290 --> 40:21.420
that's my favorite part of wrestling, is the promos,

1147
40:21.420 --> 40:23.100
when you get real mad at the camera,

1148
40:23.100 --> 40:25.680
you get animated, you're trying to get people amped up,

1149
40:25.680 --> 40:26.730
you're trying to get people to

1150
40:26.730 --> 40:28.050
buy whatever the next pay-per-view is.

1151
40:28.050 --> 40:30.272
What mindset do you put yourself in to

1152
40:30.272 --> 40:32.633
cut like a real top level promo?

1153
40:33.930 --> 40:36.290
<v ->So you have to be I guess in the moment, right?</v>

1154
40:36.290 --> 40:41.290
And you have to be emotional, emotional content,

1155
40:42.890 --> 40:45.410
I mean you have to put yourself there.

1156
40:45.410 --> 40:47.110
And it's the same thing in acting.

1157
40:48.030 --> 40:49.650
If you have a very emotional scene,

1158
40:49.650 --> 40:52.540
you have to somehow be able to bring that out,

1159
40:52.540 --> 40:55.100
and it's even harder in acting because

1160
40:55.100 --> 40:58.397
in wrestling generally you're in front of a live audience,

1161
40:58.397 --> 41:00.558
you know, and you can feed off their energy.

1162
41:00.558 --> 41:03.960
In acting you're not, you're on a sound stage, usually.

1163
41:03.960 --> 41:05.660
So that's really hard.

1164
41:05.660 --> 41:08.120
But I mean it is just figuring out how

1165
41:08.120 --> 41:09.263
you get yourself to that emotional level,

1166
41:09.263 --> 41:12.623
because the thing is the audience can see through it.

1167
41:14.099 --> 41:16.080
If you don't believe at some level

1168
41:17.220 --> 41:18.840
and you performance isn't what it should be,

1169
41:18.840 --> 41:20.530
they're gonna see right through that.

1170
41:20.530 --> 41:23.240
So that's one of my favorite things too,

1171
41:23.240 --> 41:28.240
especially like you see like Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes,

1172
41:28.349 --> 41:30.550
you know Dusty Rhodes being like, you know,

1173
41:30.550 --> 41:33.523
the Hard Times promo, greatest promo ever, right?

1174
41:34.930 --> 41:36.913
And just that ability to almost,

1175
41:38.030 --> 41:41.600
it's almost like he's telling people at home watching on TV,

1176
41:41.600 --> 41:43.070
just reached out and touched the TV,

1177
41:43.070 --> 41:45.113
and you can feel the synergy.

1178
41:46.190 --> 41:47.893
And not many people can do that.

1179
41:47.893 --> 41:49.370
That's another thing that separates

1180
41:49.370 --> 41:52.180
great performers from really average.

1181
41:52.180 --> 41:53.750
<v ->In your era, in the Attitude Era,</v>

1182
41:53.750 --> 41:55.660
who do you think was the best at doing that?

1183
41:55.660 --> 41:56.493
<v ->There are a couple, man.</v>

1184
41:56.493 --> 42:00.523
Austin was really, you know, really good.

1185
42:00.523 --> 42:03.320
And basically they would just tell Steve,

1186
42:03.320 --> 42:06.237
you know, "Hey, these are your bullet points,

1187
42:06.237 --> 42:07.080
"go out and do it."

1188
42:07.080 --> 42:08.480
And he would go out and do it.

1189
42:08.480 --> 42:10.740
Of course Rock was really good at it as well.

1190
42:10.740 --> 42:13.060
Undertaker in his own way too,

1191
42:13.060 --> 42:16.360
because like with Undertaker and me both,

1192
42:16.360 --> 42:18.890
there are certain constraints because of our characters.

1193
42:18.890 --> 42:21.240
I mean it's not like I could go out

1194
42:21.240 --> 42:23.820
and talk as Glenn would talk but amped up,

1195
42:23.820 --> 42:26.310
because Kane's a completely different character.

1196
42:26.310 --> 42:29.021
So that made it more difficult in that respect,

1197
42:29.021 --> 42:34.021
and same with Taker, you know, his character is,

1198
42:34.560 --> 42:37.530
Mark Calaway doesn't talk like the Undertaker.

1199
42:37.530 --> 42:41.530
So you know, it would be very specific things in that case.

1200
42:41.530 --> 42:43.790
And Triple H is really good,

1201
42:43.790 --> 42:45.460
Shawn Michaels is as far as

1202
42:45.460 --> 42:47.730
connecting with the audience overall,

1203
42:47.730 --> 42:50.230
Shawn Michaels and Daniel Bryan are the

1204
42:50.230 --> 42:51.660
two best people that I've seen

1205
42:51.660 --> 42:54.210
that can just like pull an audience

1206
42:54.210 --> 42:55.993
in like no one else can do.

1207
42:55.993 --> 42:57.860
<v ->Who was your favorite person to work with</v>

1208
42:57.860 --> 42:59.030
outside of the Undertaker?

1209
42:59.030 --> 43:02.140
<v ->Oh man, no offense, I hate that question,</v>

1210
43:02.140 --> 43:02.973
because there's just

1211
43:02.973 --> 43:04.450
been so many people
<v ->That's fine.</v>

1212
43:04.450 --> 43:07.857
<v ->that I really really had the privilege of working with.</v>

1213
43:07.857 --> 43:09.050
<v ->Let me redo it then.</v>

1214
43:09.050 --> 43:12.433
Why was X-Pac the best tag team partner you ever had?

1215
43:13.300 --> 43:14.360
<v ->Well at the time--</v>

1216
43:14.360 --> 43:17.650
<v ->He's my favorite, because tall guy short guy.</v>

1217
43:17.650 --> 43:20.830
<v ->In that contrast I always like tagging and working</v>

1218
43:20.830 --> 43:22.640
and wrestling against smaller guys,

1219
43:22.640 --> 43:24.740
because the story was already told, right?

1220
43:26.150 --> 43:28.924
With X-Pac it was also at a time where

1221
43:28.924 --> 43:33.924
the Kane character needed another dimension,

1222
43:34.130 --> 43:36.174
because he'd been a silent killer and

1223
43:36.174 --> 43:38.090
at some point that gets old.

1224
43:38.090 --> 43:42.200
And with X-Pac we were able to do that with the emotion,

1225
43:42.200 --> 43:44.060
he was like my only friend in the whole world,

1226
43:44.060 --> 43:45.127
right, was X-Pac.

1227
43:46.120 --> 43:49.230
And so the timing was right and of course

1228
43:49.230 --> 43:50.830
Sean was one of those guys that,

1229
43:51.990 --> 43:54.869
he really looked out for me,

1230
43:54.869 --> 43:57.220
he wanted me to be successful and he was

1231
43:57.220 --> 43:59.999
willing to work at that way.

1232
43:59.999 --> 44:01.693
But I've had so many, man.

1233
44:01.693 --> 44:06.103
Like X-Pac, Hurricane, RVD, Daniel Brian, Big Show,

1234
44:07.273 --> 44:10.273
and of course Taker, so I've had a lot of tag team partners,

1235
44:11.970 --> 44:13.670
I think we did really well.
<v ->The answer is X-Pac,</v>

1236
44:13.670 --> 44:15.250
it's fine, we can do that.
<v ->Okay, okay.</v>

1237
44:15.250 --> 44:17.480
(Glenn laughs)
<v ->X-Pac is my favorite,</v>

1238
44:17.480 --> 44:19.170
I loved it, I loved it as a kid,

1239
44:19.170 --> 44:21.360
because it was really just like, oh, short guy, tall guy.

1240
44:21.360 --> 44:22.260
This is fun, this is cool.

1241
44:22.260 --> 44:23.430
<v ->He's a personal hero of mine.</v>

1242
44:23.430 --> 44:25.580
I based my entirely look accidentally

1243
44:25.580 --> 44:27.080
off X-Pac a little bit.

1244
44:27.080 --> 44:30.370
I've always wondered, in the tall guy short guy dynamic,

1245
44:30.370 --> 44:32.937
when he's in the ring and he's gettin' his ass kicked,

1246
44:32.937 --> 44:35.420
are you standing behind those ropes,

1247
44:35.420 --> 44:36.880
is there a small part of your brain that

1248
44:36.880 --> 44:38.730
actually starts to like feel like

1249
44:38.730 --> 44:40.060
you need to go defend your buddy,

1250
44:40.060 --> 44:41.156
like be his protectorate?

1251
44:41.156 --> 44:43.040
<v ->(laughs) At times, maybe.</v>

1252
44:43.040 --> 44:46.190
You know especially depending on who you're in there with.

1253
44:46.190 --> 44:49.480
And then just from an entertainment value it's like,

1254
44:49.480 --> 44:52.360
you know, at some point you're killing me over here,

1255
44:52.360 --> 44:53.193
because you know it's like,

1256
44:53.193 --> 44:56.893
why doesn't Kane just go in and basically beat everybody up?

1257
44:56.893 --> 44:58.316
<v ->That was my question</v>
<v ->Yeah at some point</v>

1258
44:58.316 --> 44:59.720
<v ->I was gonna ask.</v>
<v ->you gotta be like,</v>

1259
44:59.720 --> 45:02.140
this has gotta stop and I gotta go in and do something.

1260
45:02.140 --> 45:05.130
<v ->The one time I had a hard time suspending disbelief</v>

1261
45:05.130 --> 45:08.090
when it was like you or the Undertaker or Big Show,

1262
45:08.090 --> 45:10.754
somebody that was just massive and could kick everyone's ass

1263
45:10.754 --> 45:13.330
and you just have to kind of wait and

1264
45:13.330 --> 45:15.210
not go in there and just dominate everyone.

1265
45:15.210 --> 45:16.720
Or if you're just in the ring with somebody

1266
45:16.720 --> 45:18.297
that's a lot smaller and I'm like,

1267
45:18.297 --> 45:21.374
"Wait, no, you're 150 pounds heavier than this guy,

1268
45:21.374 --> 45:23.650
"there's no chance he can be pinning you right now."

1269
45:23.650 --> 45:25.510
If you are in a situation where

1270
45:25.510 --> 45:27.150
you're getting beaten by a smaller guy,

1271
45:27.150 --> 45:28.987
is part of you, are you like,

1272
45:28.987 --> 45:32.157
"I just wanna throw this guy off me and fuck the storyline?"

1273
45:32.157 --> 45:34.740
(Glenn laughs)

1274
45:35.800 --> 45:38.830
<v ->No, because you're trying to do business.</v>

1275
45:38.830 --> 45:41.680
But, you also have to realize that yes,

1276
45:41.680 --> 45:43.690
if the fans aren't buying it that

1277
45:43.690 --> 45:46.034
you have to do something, right?

1278
45:46.034 --> 45:48.971
And if your character's getting buried because,

1279
45:48.971 --> 45:52.640
in many cases because the other guy isn't aggressive enough,

1280
45:52.640 --> 45:55.150
you know you get some of the guys like Kurt Angle,

1281
45:55.150 --> 45:56.770
I mean Kurt Angle wasn't necessarily a big guy,

1282
45:56.770 --> 45:59.620
but good lord, he'd just go out there,

1283
45:59.620 --> 46:00.460
and you know he was just

1284
46:00.460 --> 46:02.753
so aggressive and could take anyone.

1285
46:05.360 --> 46:07.640
Folks that may have not been that big

1286
46:07.640 --> 46:08.930
but were extremely aggressive and

1287
46:08.930 --> 46:10.454
their stuff looked really good,

1288
46:10.454 --> 46:11.540
that was one thing.

1289
46:11.540 --> 46:13.006
But yeah sometimes it's like, okay,

1290
46:13.006 --> 46:17.230
this has gotta stop, and all of a sudden, pow,

1291
46:17.230 --> 46:19.883
and you have to do what you have to do in some cases.

1292
46:19.883 --> 46:22.140
<v ->Where's the mask?</v>

1293
46:22.140 --> 46:24.020
<v ->It's in my closet.</v>

1294
46:24.020 --> 46:26.620
There's actually, there's the masks.

1295
46:26.620 --> 46:27.453
Yeah I have a few.

1296
46:27.453 --> 46:28.779
<v ->'Cause you said,</v>

1297
46:28.779 --> 46:31.900
I was reading up on some stuff this morning,

1298
46:31.900 --> 46:34.370
and you kept on saying when you did I think Q&amp;A,

1299
46:34.370 --> 46:36.550
you were like, "It's in a secure location."

1300
46:36.550 --> 46:39.319
<v ->(laughs) That secure location is my closet.</v>

1301
46:39.319 --> 46:41.850
But we do have an alarm system, don't try to break in.

1302
46:41.850 --> 46:43.090
<v ->I thought you,</v>

1303
46:43.090 --> 46:44.477
and I was hoping you would answer it this way,

1304
46:44.477 --> 46:46.546
you didn't, but that's okay.

1305
46:46.546 --> 46:48.980
Just you know breaking my heart as a child.

1306
46:48.980 --> 46:50.206
<v ->We could've brief off there man, I'm sorry.</v>

1307
46:50.206 --> 46:51.930
<v ->Yeah it's true, we should have,</v>

1308
46:51.930 --> 46:54.085
we should have done work here.

1309
46:54.085 --> 46:57.450
I thought you thought I have it in a secure location

1310
46:57.450 --> 47:00.510
because the minute I put it on I'm back to Kane.

1311
47:00.510 --> 47:01.343
<v ->Okay.</v>

1312
47:01.343 --> 47:02.610
<v ->And like, I still wanna see Kane.</v>

1313
47:02.610 --> 47:04.571
<v ->It's being kept from you.</v>

1314
47:04.571 --> 47:06.339
<v ->No, he's keeping it from himself!</v>

1315
47:06.339 --> 47:08.660
Because when he puts it on he does bad things.

1316
47:08.660 --> 47:09.530
<v ->Well that's what I mean,</v>

1317
47:09.530 --> 47:11.077
maybe he's hired somebody to like,

1318
47:11.077 --> 47:12.500
get this as far away from me as possible.

1319
47:12.500 --> 47:13.633
<v ->That's true?</v>

1320
47:13.633 --> 47:15.183
<v ->Yes, yes, okay, yes.</v>
<v ->Okay, cool.</v>

1321
47:16.540 --> 47:17.670
<v ->That's absolutely true, man.</v>

1322
47:17.670 --> 47:19.070
<v ->When you put the mask on,</v>

1323
47:19.070 --> 47:21.250
do you kind of flash back a little bit?

1324
47:21.250 --> 47:22.306
<v ->No. (laughs)</v>

1325
47:22.306 --> 47:24.110
<v ->Have you ever considered wearing it</v>

1326
47:24.110 --> 47:25.350
to like a town hall meeting?

1327
47:25.350 --> 47:27.673
<v ->No, I have not, actually.</v>

1328
47:27.673 --> 47:30.117
(chuckles) Well maybe. (laughs)

1329
47:30.117 --> 47:32.730
<v ->That's actually a good segue though,</v>

1330
47:32.730 --> 47:33.830
because I want to talk a little bit

1331
47:33.830 --> 47:36.281
about your political career and being mayor.

1332
47:36.281 --> 47:39.399
Was it hard and is it hard still today

1333
47:39.399 --> 47:42.690
to maybe have some people take you seriously

1334
47:42.690 --> 47:46.327
when it's like you were Kane and now you're a real mayor

1335
47:46.327 --> 47:49.000
that's real world and he's trying to

1336
47:49.000 --> 47:51.630
solve problems that we all have?

1337
47:51.630 --> 47:53.840
<v ->I think that we've reached in society</v>

1338
47:53.840 --> 47:56.040
where folks understand that WWE is entertainment--

1339
47:56.040 --> 47:59.287
<v ->Eh, what do you mean?</v>
<v ->Okay, exactly.</v>

1340
47:59.287 --> 48:01.720
And a lot of stigma and stereotypes

1341
48:01.720 --> 48:03.913
surrounding it have been diminished.

1342
48:03.913 --> 48:06.150
Good lord if Dwayne Johnson is

1343
48:06.150 --> 48:07.797
the number one movie star in the entire world,

1344
48:07.797 --> 48:11.740
John Cena is doing some really great stuff.

1345
48:11.740 --> 48:14.920
You're always gonna have some folks that

1346
48:14.920 --> 48:16.780
say whatever and you just ignore those,

1347
48:16.780 --> 48:18.540
but I think a lot of it is just

1348
48:19.790 --> 48:21.793
people getting to know me and realizing that

1349
48:21.793 --> 48:24.080
that's a character that I play on TV.

1350
48:24.080 --> 48:25.539
I mean here's the thing.

1351
48:25.539 --> 48:27.780
No one thinks that Anthony Hopkins

1352
48:27.780 --> 48:29.030
is really Hannibal Lecter.

1353
48:29.030 --> 48:30.160
At least I hope not.

1354
48:30.160 --> 48:32.213
<v ->Correct.</v>
<v ->And that's really,</v>

1355
48:34.720 --> 48:37.030
if people want to be childish about things, okay,

1356
48:37.030 --> 48:38.740
but if you want to be mature and realize, hey,

1357
48:38.740 --> 48:40.940
people do different things for a living,

1358
48:40.940 --> 48:43.380
and acting and entertaining in some

1359
48:43.380 --> 48:45.170
cases is what they do for a living,

1360
48:45.170 --> 48:49.420
you know, that's fine, and we should all respect that.

1361
48:49.420 --> 48:51.640
But I understand too.

1362
48:51.640 --> 48:54.177
I always say that a lot of politicians

1363
48:54.177 --> 48:56.920
when they're campaigning they're trying to convince people

1364
48:56.920 --> 48:59.413
that they are the person they see on TV.

1365
48:59.413 --> 49:01.030
I had to convince people that

1366
49:01.030 --> 49:03.903
I wasn't the person that they saw on TV.

1367
49:03.903 --> 49:04.990
<v ->So how did you do that?</v>

1368
49:04.990 --> 49:07.633
Did you like tone it down, what was your strategy?

1369
49:07.633 --> 49:09.117
<v ->No I mean I was just myself.</v>

1370
49:09.117 --> 49:11.340
Just go out and realize that people

1371
49:11.340 --> 49:12.420
are gonna bring up the wrestling thing.

1372
49:12.420 --> 49:16.070
I'm proud of my WWE career and I could

1373
49:16.070 --> 49:18.297
actually use that to open the door,

1374
49:18.297 --> 49:23.297
I could use that to get media, to get some attention,

1375
49:23.750 --> 49:26.560
but in the end I had to be me,

1376
49:26.560 --> 49:29.580
and I had to talk about substantive issues,

1377
49:29.580 --> 49:32.883
and things that folks would expect from that position.

1378
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I knew that I could use the wrestling thing

1379
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to my advantage to get attention,

1380
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but I also knew that there was a much higher bar for me

1381
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to cross when it came to things like policy

1382
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and things like articulation and that sort of stuff.

1383
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I had to during the campaign kind of strategically

1384
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use the wrestling bit where it would work,

1385
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and then realize too that I can't rely on that,

1386
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and if I were to I was really doing everyone a disservice.

1387
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<v ->When are you gonna run for president?</v>

1388
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<v ->I'm not, man, who would ever want to be president?</v>

1389
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<v ->Come on, President Kane?</v>

1390
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<v ->No, no way.</v>

1391
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<v ->Yeah, yeah way.</v>
<v ->No.</v>

1392
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<v ->That would be incredible.</v>
<v ->President Kane sounds</v>

1393
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pretty sweet.

1394
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<v ->No, I don't, I would never want to do that.</v>

1395
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<v ->Could you imagine if you had your entrance music</v>

1396
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every time you came to like,
(Glenn laughs)

1397
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be like, we killed a terrorist, and you come out.

1398
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I mean that's, come on.
<v ->Just a little platform</v>

1399
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underneath the resolute desk in the Oval Office

1400
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that you rise up from the ground in smoke.

1401
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<v ->Here's the bad thing I think in many ways</v>

1402
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that's what politics has become, is entertainment.

1403
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And that's not a good thing.

1404
50:36.360 --> 50:38.800
<v ->We're seeing a lot of wrestlers getting into politics.</v>

1405
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I mean goes back to Jessie the Body,

1406
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Jerry Lawler was King of Memphis,

1407
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and the Rock's probably gonna run for president someday.

1408
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Have you and him talked about that?

1409
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About his political career?
<v ->No, no.</v>

1410
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Man, no dude.

1411
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He's doing great in movies and you know,

1412
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there's no way I could ever talk to

1413
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anyone about running for president.

1414
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That would be the most difficult job in the world,

1415
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and not for the reasons that we think, I think, either.

1416
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<v ->Yeah, yeah.</v>

1417
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It's a question that most politicians do get asked though,

1418
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do you have aspirations to go up

1419
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the ladder of mayor to the next thing?

1420
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<v ->I have no idea, I don't.</v>

1421
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Right now I'm just concentrating on being mayor

1422
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and doing the best job that I can at that.

1423
51:23.130 --> 51:24.590
<v ->Did you ever build that chair,</v>

1424
51:24.590 --> 51:26.292
the first day you were in office?

1425
51:26.292 --> 51:27.125
<v ->Yeah, yeah!</v>
<v ->You did?</v>

1426
51:27.125 --> 51:29.820
<v ->That's actually, yes.</v>
<v ->Thank god.</v>

1427
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I still remember, you're like, hard at work.

1428
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<v ->It's my own special chair.
(Big Cat laughs)</v>

1429
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I actually at my office at home I have one of those,

1430
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it's a big and tall chair, you know.

1431
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<v ->It's a tweet where like the first</v>

1432
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day when he got elected mayor,

1433
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<v ->I was already hard at work.</v>
<v ->it was just a chair</v>

1434
51:46.160 --> 51:48.380
that he had to put together, he was sitting on the ground.

1435
51:48.380 --> 51:51.070
And I was like, "Kane's already gettin' results."

1436
51:51.070 --> 51:52.770
<v ->That's the hardest thing that you can do actually,</v>

1437
51:52.770 --> 51:54.570
is put together a piece of furniture on your own.

1438
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<v ->Yes, it's true isn't it?</v>
<v ->It's very difficult.</v>

1439
51:56.220 --> 51:59.220
It's true.
<v ->Day one, built the chair.</v>

1440
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Check.

1441
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<v ->(laughs) It's more than most people do!</v>

1442
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<v ->Hopefully that's not my biggest accomplishment,</v>

1443
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but yes I did put a chair together.

1444
52:04.912 --> 52:05.745
<v ->But that's also a good accomplishment!</v>

1445
52:05.745 --> 52:06.925
<v ->Well thank you, I appreciate that.</v>

1446
52:06.925 --> 52:08.561
<v ->Well yeah I mean you built a chair, that happened.</v>

1447
52:08.561 --> 52:11.460
All right my last question, see-key question,

1448
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promo code take, we're here with Mayor Glenn Jacobs,

1449
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you know him as Kane,

1450
52:16.310 --> 52:18.951
or if you live in Knox County you know him as Mayor.

1451
52:18.951 --> 52:19.784
We asked this,

1452
52:19.784 --> 52:23.130
you've got a new autobiography out called "Mayor Kane."

1453
52:23.130 --> 52:25.620
We asked this to every wrestling person

1454
52:25.620 --> 52:27.020
who comes through these doors.

1455
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Have you ever sneezed in from of Vince McMahon?

1456
52:32.010 --> 52:33.400
<v ->I don't think I have.</v>

1457
52:33.400 --> 52:35.573
<v ->Smart, smart</v>
<v ->Doesn't like it.</v>

1458
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(Glenn laughs)
<v ->That was smart,</v>

1459
52:36.406 --> 52:37.345
smart by you.

1460
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Have you seen anyone?

1461
52:38.730 --> 52:41.650
<v ->I don't recall, I don't think so.</v>

1462
52:41.650 --> 52:43.120
<v ->Smart, very smart.</v>

1463
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<v ->He hates it,</v>

1464
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he thinks you lose control of yourself when you sneeze.

1465
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It's a sign of not having full capacity of your body.

1466
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<v ->What's your relationship though like with Vince?</v>

1467
52:51.580 --> 52:53.020
<v ->I could probably sneeze in front of him if I needed to.</v>

1468
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<v ->You think so?</v>

1469
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Ah, that's where it ends.
(Glenn laughs)

1470
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You got a little too comfortable.

1471
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<v ->No man, Vince has always been very good to me.</v>

1472
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He's been very fair to me.

1473
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In fact when I decided that I wanted to run for office,

1474
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he was one of the first people that I talked to.

1475
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Not only because I mean I had to, but also--

1476
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<v ->You really are Corporate Kane.</v>

1477
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<v ->But also because I needed his support,</v>

1478
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not only for all the obviously reasons,

1479
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but also because it was important to me,

1480
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'cause I wanted to make him proud of what I was doing.

1481
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So he's always been very good to me,

1482
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and I can tell you despite all the things

1483
53:30.265 --> 53:32.733
that people say about Vince,

1484
53:34.160 --> 53:37.626
he's very loyal to folks that are loyal to him.

1485
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And I've seen that time and time and time again.

1486
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So I have a very good relationship with him.

1487
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<v ->That's awesome.</v>
<v ->That's great.</v>

1488
53:43.920 --> 53:46.690
My last question is about X-Pac again.

1489
53:46.690 --> 53:48.057
Did he ever poop in any of your stuff,

1490
53:48.057 --> 53:49.430
any of your artifacts?
(Glenn laughs)

1491
53:49.430 --> 53:51.722
Did you ever discover just
<v ->No.</v>

1492
53:51.722 --> 53:53.363
<v ->X-Pac's scat laying around?</v>

1493
53:54.240 --> 53:55.793
Not to you, he knew better.

1494
53:55.793 --> 53:56.626
<v ->(laughs) I guess.</v>

1495
53:56.626 --> 53:58.860
<v ->Wait, how often, I have one final final question.</v>

1496
53:58.860 --> 54:00.760
How often do you talk to Undertaker?

1497
54:00.760 --> 54:02.780
<v ->I talk to him not that often,</v>

1498
54:02.780 --> 54:04.810
but every couple months or so.

1499
54:04.810 --> 54:06.850
<v ->Family occasions and stuff?
(Glenn laughs)</v>

1500
54:06.850 --> 54:07.880
Thanksgiving, Christmas?

1501
54:07.880 --> 54:09.630
<v ->I might call him on Thanksgiving.</v>

1502
54:10.478 --> 54:13.230
<v ->Were you shocked when he lost at Wrestlemania?</v>

1503
54:13.230 --> 54:14.063
<v ->Yes.</v>

1504
54:14.063 --> 54:14.896
<v Big Cat>I was too, I was there.</v>

1505
54:14.896 --> 54:15.800
<v ->Yeah, were ya?</v>

1506
54:15.800 --> 54:18.430
<v ->Shocked me.</v>
<v ->Me too, me too man.</v>

1507
54:18.430 --> 54:19.430
<v ->I'm still shocked.</v>

1508
54:21.765 --> 54:24.370
<v ->Here's the thing man, the streak was not something that</v>

1509
54:24.370 --> 54:27.480
I think was something that was planned, right?

1510
54:27.480 --> 54:29.530
It just kind of organically grew.

1511
54:29.530 --> 54:30.830
<v ->He kept on kicking everyone's ass!</v>

1512
54:30.830 --> 54:32.650
<v ->Just kept on going, kept on going.</v>

1513
54:32.650 --> 54:35.160
And that would've been, in my opinion,

1514
54:35.160 --> 54:37.182
that was one of those things that

1515
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it was part of Wrestlemania, you know?

1516
54:41.000 --> 54:45.009
It was almost like folks who watch the match

1517
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and the match is fun but they really wanted to see

1518
54:48.420 --> 54:52.073
was Undertaker 27 and oh, you know?

1519
54:53.110 --> 54:55.233
So yeah I was pretty shocked by that.

1520
54:57.498 --> 54:59.750
In fact initially I was like,

1521
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oh they're gonna restart the match.

1522
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And then it was one of those things

1523
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where everybody was so confused.

1524
55:03.957 --> 55:06.549
I was like, "What just happened?"

1525
55:06.549 --> 55:10.340
<v ->I just noticed right now the forward is from</v>

1526
55:10.340 --> 55:12.300
Senator Rand Paul, is he a friend of yours?

1527
55:12.300 --> 55:13.314
<v ->Yes.</v>

1528
55:13.314 --> 55:15.930
<v ->When he got into that dispute with his neighbor,</v>

1529
55:15.930 --> 55:18.654
were you like, "Hey, if you need anything in the future,

1530
55:18.654 --> 55:19.937
"I can stop by.

1531
55:19.937 --> 55:23.397
"Me and you can be like the

1532
55:23.397 --> 55:26.198
"politician version of X-Pac and Kane."

1533
55:26.198 --> 55:30.480
<v ->That whole thing was just completely terrible</v>

1534
55:30.480 --> 55:32.900
and a horrible commentary on the state of politics,

1535
55:32.900 --> 55:35.400
and also what really bothers me is even now

1536
55:35.400 --> 55:38.070
you see people on Twitter and they laugh about it,

1537
55:38.070 --> 55:39.660
and they say, "Oh his neighbor should get him again."

1538
55:39.660 --> 55:41.850
You know the guy got seriously hurt.

1539
55:41.850 --> 55:43.950
He had to have part of his lung removed because of that.

1540
55:43.950 --> 55:47.210
<v ->Jesus.</v>
<v ->So it's unfortunate</v>

1541
55:47.210 --> 55:49.220
now in politics we've reached the point to where

1542
55:49.220 --> 55:52.523
assaulting someone is praised, it's horrible.

1543
55:53.972 --> 55:55.610
<v ->This book, you've got to buy it,</v>

1544
55:55.610 --> 55:56.870
because I'm looking at it right now.

1545
55:56.870 --> 56:01.700
The pictures, November 16th 2003, at Survivor Series,

1546
56:01.700 --> 56:04.001
burying my brother alive again.

1547
56:04.001 --> 56:05.697
(Glenn laughs)
That's fucking awesome!

1548
56:05.697 --> 56:07.480
Again, for the second time!
<v ->I think that's</v>

1549
56:07.480 --> 56:08.753
like three times, yeah.

1550
56:09.630 --> 56:11.660
<v ->I mean it's pretty cool.</v>

1551
56:11.660 --> 56:15.250
I forgot when you got unmasked, so many great storylines.

1552
56:15.250 --> 56:17.812
<v ->That was my favorite entrance,</v>

1553
56:17.812 --> 56:21.900
is when they had me in shackles and manacles

1554
56:21.900 --> 56:23.630
and coming out of the paddy wagon.

1555
56:23.630 --> 56:25.900
You know I was like, "Man, that was the coolest thing ever."

1556
56:25.900 --> 56:28.550
<v ->It really was, it really was, great time in wrestling,</v>

1557
56:28.550 --> 56:30.440
and he's now the mayor of Knox County.

1558
56:30.440 --> 56:32.300
Unbelievable, and soon to be president.

1559
56:32.300 --> 56:33.240
<v ->That's right.
(Glenn laughs)</v>

1560
56:33.240 --> 56:34.730
<v ->Glenn Jacobs, thank you so much.</v>

1561
56:34.730 --> 56:37.077
<v ->Thank you guys, 'preciate it, thanks.</v>

1562
56:37.077 --> 56:38.510
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It actually might not be trouble in paradise,

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now that I'm thinking about it.

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<v ->Fact.</v>
<v ->Didn't say where.</v>

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Didn't say if it was gonna be the Cowboys,

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just said he will be coach in the NFL next year.

1647
59:55.520 --> 59:57.910
<v ->Very very passive aggressive way of Jerry</v>

1648
59:57.910 --> 59:59.320
to let him know that I love you,

1649
59:59.320 --> 01:00:01.440
but I'm also liable to fuck your life up.

1650
01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:03.036
<v ->I actually think Jerry Jones</v>

1651
01:00:03.036 --> 01:00:04.536
is thinking about keeping him.

1652
01:00:05.410 --> 01:00:08.300
<v ->Well he's thinking about thinking about keeping ihm.</v>

1653
01:00:08.300 --> 01:00:10.570
I don't think that he's actually considering,

1654
01:00:10.570 --> 01:00:11.879
unless they win the Superbowl.

1655
01:00:11.879 --> 01:00:14.650
<v ->Jerry Jones is at the point now,</v>

1656
01:00:14.650 --> 01:00:16.830
it's like moving, okay?

1657
01:00:16.830 --> 01:00:18.860
No one wants to move, you hate moving.

1658
01:00:18.860 --> 01:00:20.628
If you have to move apartments, it's the worst.

1659
01:00:20.628 --> 01:00:22.420
There are so many people out there

1660
01:00:22.420 --> 01:00:24.350
who stay in the apartment they're in

1661
01:00:24.350 --> 01:00:27.390
just because the idea of moving is a hassle.

1662
01:00:27.390 --> 01:00:28.223
<v PFT>Yeah, hand up.</v>

1663
01:00:28.223 --> 01:00:29.416
<v ->Right, you're like fuck this,</v>

1664
01:00:29.416 --> 01:00:33.140
I don't want to get a mover or get a friend,

1665
01:00:33.140 --> 01:00:37.308
or do all this shit, change all my bills, everything.

1666
01:00:37.308 --> 01:00:38.141
Cable.
<v ->I got a blind dog,</v>

1667
01:00:38.141 --> 01:00:40.200
he knows the floor plan, I can't put him in a new space.

1668
01:00:40.200 --> 01:00:42.610
<v ->The weird awkward couch you have to bring up the stairs,</v>

1669
01:00:42.610 --> 01:00:45.760
like oh shit I can't get it, oh man, watch out guys.

1670
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:46.940
So it sucks.

1671
01:00:46.940 --> 01:00:49.960
So Jerry Jones is basically a guy

1672
01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:52.450
who's in his apartment and is like,

1673
01:00:52.450 --> 01:00:55.276
I could move, there's some things I don't like.

1674
01:00:55.276 --> 01:00:57.070
But then I'd have to do all that stuff,

1675
01:00:57.070 --> 01:00:58.380
and it's a pain in the ass.

1676
01:00:58.380 --> 01:01:01.050
Why don't I just stay here where I'm comfortable,

1677
01:01:01.050 --> 01:01:04.620
where I know that I can maybe allude to my coach being fired

1678
01:01:04.620 --> 01:01:05.630
but never fire actually fire him?

1679
01:01:05.630 --> 01:01:08.100
<v ->I'll take your analogy one step further and say that</v>

1680
01:01:08.100 --> 01:01:11.492
he also really enjoys shopping for new apartments.

1681
01:01:11.492 --> 01:01:12.980
<v ->Yes, oh yeah.</v>
<v ->He loves using StreetEasy,</v>

1682
01:01:12.980 --> 01:01:16.410
so Jerry is addicted to also sitting on his couch,

1683
01:01:16.410 --> 01:01:17.960
thinking about moving,

1684
01:01:17.960 --> 01:01:20.580
but just perusing apartments that he could be living in.

1685
01:01:20.580 --> 01:01:23.120
Be like, oh this one's nice, oh look at this, oh.

1686
01:01:23.120 --> 01:01:24.647
Ron Rivera, oh that's nice.

1687
01:01:24.647 --> 01:01:25.780
And he's just checking it out.

1688
01:01:25.780 --> 01:01:27.500
That's a really fun thing to do is be like,

1689
01:01:27.500 --> 01:01:28.650
oh I could live there,

1690
01:01:28.650 --> 01:01:30.470
they've got a gym in the basement of

1691
01:01:30.470 --> 01:01:32.260
the apartment complex that I'll never use.

1692
01:01:32.260 --> 01:01:34.640
They've got one of those big rooms

1693
01:01:34.640 --> 01:01:37.480
with a giant projector screen that's never bright enough,

1694
01:01:37.480 --> 01:01:39.440
and it says it's HDTV and I could

1695
01:01:39.440 --> 01:01:40.990
have all my friends over to watch DVDs,

1696
01:01:40.990 --> 01:01:41.850
which I'll never do.

1697
01:01:41.850 --> 01:01:43.850
<v ->Oh, shared patio with a bunch of grills?</v>

1698
01:01:43.850 --> 01:01:45.840
I'll definitely grill everyday there.

1699
01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:48.330
<v ->Yeah, I'll go keto because</v>

1700
01:01:48.330 --> 01:01:49.720
I'm gonna be eating out so often.

1701
01:01:49.720 --> 01:01:50.960
<v ->So sick.</v>

1702
01:01:50.960 --> 01:01:53.460
He also said nobody has the exclusive skills

1703
01:01:53.460 --> 01:01:54.730
to get the job done so that

1704
01:01:54.730 --> 01:01:56.600
collectively you can win a Superbowl.

1705
01:01:56.600 --> 01:01:58.540
But there are qualified people.

1706
01:01:58.540 --> 01:01:59.990
Jason Garrett is one of them.

1707
01:02:01.480 --> 01:02:04.820
<v ->Translation, I think nobody has the skills necessary</v>

1708
01:02:04.820 --> 01:02:07.650
to deal with me talking about his job

1709
01:02:07.650 --> 01:02:09.667
on the radio every day for eight years.

1710
01:02:09.667 --> 01:02:10.720
<v Big Cat>But Jason Garrett's one of them.</v>

1711
01:02:10.720 --> 01:02:12.308
<v ->But Jason Garrett has it.</v>

1712
01:02:12.308 --> 01:02:14.100
<v ->Jason Garrett, the plus if you go pluses, minuses.</v>

1713
01:02:14.100 --> 01:02:17.210
Minus, Jason Garrett always is underwhelming

1714
01:02:17.210 --> 01:02:20.060
and underachieving with his talent on the roster.

1715
01:02:20.060 --> 01:02:22.730
Minus, Jason Garrett has no one analytics department

1716
01:02:22.730 --> 01:02:24.370
and just uses his dumb gut.

1717
01:02:24.370 --> 01:02:26.640
Minus, Jason Garrett looks like an idiot

1718
01:02:26.640 --> 01:02:28.998
and just stands there clapping on the sideline

1719
01:02:28.998 --> 01:02:31.450
like a buffoon every single Sunday afternoon

1720
01:02:31.450 --> 01:02:32.950
while we get the shit kicked out of us.

1721
01:02:32.950 --> 01:02:35.540
Plus, I can say all this stuff about

1722
01:02:35.540 --> 01:02:37.870
Jason Garrett publicly and he'll just eat it.

1723
01:02:37.870 --> 01:02:38.703
That's it!

1724
01:02:38.703 --> 01:02:39.560
<v ->It's a good skill to have to be</v>

1725
01:02:39.560 --> 01:02:40.830
somebody's punching bag, really.

1726
01:02:40.830 --> 01:02:42.160
Like be somebody's punching bag,

1727
01:02:42.160 --> 01:02:45.128
or their cameraman, and just attach yourself to them--

1728
01:02:45.128 --> 01:02:45.961
<v Big Cat>Or both.</v>

1729
01:02:45.961 --> 01:02:47.156
<v ->Or both at the same time and just</v>

1730
01:02:47.156 --> 01:02:48.261
stick around for a while
<v ->Your Hank slash</v>

1731
01:02:48.261 --> 01:02:49.644
<v ->and then you'll be</v>
<v ->Von Miller's cameraman.</v>

1732
01:02:49.644 --> 01:02:51.060
<v ->totally fine.</v>

1733
01:02:51.060 --> 01:02:52.570
Yeah Jerry Jones is gonna miss.

1734
01:02:52.570 --> 01:02:55.568
The one reason I can see for him not firing Jason Garrett

1735
01:02:55.568 --> 01:02:57.690
if he doesn't win a Superbowl

1736
01:02:57.690 --> 01:03:00.730
is because he loves going on the air

1737
01:03:00.730 --> 01:03:03.548
and implying that he will fire his coach.

1738
01:03:03.548 --> 01:03:04.381
<v Big Cat>There's a difference to it.</v>

1739
01:03:04.381 --> 01:03:06.090
<v ->And he can't do that if it's like,</v>

1740
01:03:06.090 --> 01:03:10.960
hypothetically let's just say it's Jim Harbaugh.

1741
01:03:10.960 --> 01:03:12.170
Let's say Jim Harbaugh--

1742
01:03:12.170 --> 01:03:13.003
<v Big Cat>Mike Gundy.</v>

1743
01:03:13.003 --> 01:03:14.040
Mike Leach.

1744
01:03:14.040 --> 01:03:15.460
<v ->No Mike Gundy's going to--</v>

1745
01:03:15.460 --> 01:03:16.500
<v ->Lincoln Riley.</v>

1746
01:03:16.500 --> 01:03:18.504
<v ->Lincoln Riley, that's what I was lookin' for.</v>

1747
01:03:18.504 --> 01:03:19.500
(Big Cat laughs)
Lincoln goes down

1748
01:03:19.500 --> 01:03:22.148
from Oklahoma 'cause actually Jerry will throw a bag at him.

1749
01:03:22.148 --> 01:03:25.780
Lincoln goes to Dallas and week one

1750
01:03:25.780 --> 01:03:29.330
Jerry goes on the radio and he will feel strongly that

1751
01:03:29.330 --> 01:03:32.940
he can't imply that he can fire his coach at that point.

1752
01:03:32.940 --> 01:03:35.050
And then he's just cucking himself.

1753
01:03:35.050 --> 01:03:36.380
<v ->Well, and not only that,</v>

1754
01:03:36.380 --> 01:03:38.900
but if you go on a radio show and you

1755
01:03:38.900 --> 01:03:41.270
don't have some talking points like hey,

1756
01:03:41.270 --> 01:03:43.492
I'm gonna allude to Jason Garrett being fired,

1757
01:03:43.492 --> 01:03:47.030
then you have to start answering questions like,

1758
01:03:47.030 --> 01:03:48.800
hey remember that time you came in a shoe?

1759
01:03:48.800 --> 01:03:50.190
<v ->Hey listen we're not gonna go on the radio</v>

1760
01:03:50.190 --> 01:03:52.300
and talk about ejaculating on our thigh.

1761
01:03:52.300 --> 01:03:53.496
<v ->Hey remember that time,</v>

1762
01:03:53.496 --> 01:03:55.940
I don't actually know this to be a fact,

1763
01:03:55.940 --> 01:03:57.640
but like hey remember that time,

1764
01:03:57.640 --> 01:04:00.040
Jerry Jones, do you pay all your taxes on time,

1765
01:04:00.040 --> 01:04:02.000
and have you been paying all of them?

1766
01:04:02.000 --> 01:04:02.990
Who knows.

1767
01:04:02.990 --> 01:04:04.116
<v ->We're not here to talk about</v>

1768
01:04:04.116 --> 01:04:05.168
my financial disclosures, now.

1769
01:04:05.168 --> 01:04:07.090
Hey we could piss in here and have it

1770
01:04:07.090 --> 01:04:08.610
lay in our belly button, but it ain't a lake.

1771
01:04:08.610 --> 01:04:10.120
<v ->That bus you have Jerry Jones,</v>

1772
01:04:10.120 --> 01:04:11.170
what's the deal with that?

1773
01:04:11.170 --> 01:04:13.729
So it's actually very smart for him to keep

1774
01:04:13.729 --> 01:04:17.050
the Jason Garrett around so that he can be like,

1775
01:04:17.050 --> 01:04:19.390
every time he goes on a radio show,

1776
01:04:19.390 --> 01:04:22.640
the topic number one can be Jason Garrett, hot seat or not.

1777
01:04:22.640 --> 01:04:25.860
<v ->The more you keep people distracted from the real issues,</v>

1778
01:04:25.860 --> 01:04:28.240
probably the better overall you are, for Jerry Jones.

1779
01:04:28.240 --> 01:04:29.828
A lot of skeletons in that weird closet.

1780
01:04:29.828 --> 01:04:33.180
<v ->All right next up we have Kickers Psychiatry Couch.</v>

1781
01:04:33.180 --> 01:04:34.344
So Kickers is just missing.

1782
01:04:34.344 --> 01:04:35.560
<v ->They're missing at a,</v>

1783
01:04:35.560 --> 01:04:37.270
this has been the biggest drop in

1784
01:04:37.270 --> 01:04:38.880
NFL history from year to hear.

1785
01:04:38.880 --> 01:04:39.713
<v Big Cat>I love it.</v>

1786
01:04:39.713 --> 01:04:40.546
<v ->It fell off 5%.</v>

1787
01:04:40.546 --> 01:04:41.760
Now you can blame a lot of this

1788
01:04:41.760 --> 01:04:43.475
on Adam Vinatieri just existing,

1789
01:04:43.475 --> 01:04:45.770
but there's also some other stuff at play here.

1790
01:04:45.770 --> 01:04:48.380
<v ->Like Eddy Pineiro existing.</v>

1791
01:04:48.380 --> 01:04:50.030
<v ->Just the Bears team</v>
<v ->He's been all right.</v>

1792
01:04:50.030 --> 01:04:51.503
<v ->continuing to exist.</v>

1793
01:04:52.690 --> 01:04:55.450
Half the Patriots kickers getting cut

1794
01:04:55.450 --> 01:04:57.060
or having appendectomies.

1795
01:04:57.060 --> 01:04:58.132
So there are all these things

1796
01:04:58.132 --> 01:04:59.820
that have to go into consideration,

1797
01:04:59.820 --> 01:05:01.420
but kickers suck now.

1798
01:05:01.420 --> 01:05:03.320
They've actually started sucking again.

1799
01:05:03.320 --> 01:05:04.490
<v ->I kind of love it,</v>

1800
01:05:04.490 --> 01:05:08.610
because it does add an element to the game.

1801
01:05:08.610 --> 01:05:11.270
Well I love it because my kicker always sucks.

1802
01:05:11.270 --> 01:05:14.000
So I want everyone to come to the pack,

1803
01:05:14.000 --> 01:05:15.008
fall back to the pack.

1804
01:05:15.008 --> 01:05:16.600
<v ->You're just ahead of the curve.</v>

1805
01:05:16.600 --> 01:05:18.370
<v ->There are moments in games where you can,</v>

1806
01:05:18.370 --> 01:05:19.830
it feels now that you can just say,

1807
01:05:19.830 --> 01:05:22.030
yeah he's not gonna hit this.

1808
01:05:22.030 --> 01:05:23.512
We said that on Sunday night when

1809
01:05:23.512 --> 01:05:25.370
the Patriots took that penalty,

1810
01:05:25.370 --> 01:05:27.504
I said, "There's no way he's hitting this.

1811
01:05:27.504 --> 01:05:29.277
"He mentally cannot handle the fact

1812
01:05:29.277 --> 01:05:31.150
"that he has to back up for this extra point."

1813
01:05:31.150 --> 01:05:32.888
<v ->It was what a 38 yard extra point?</v>

1814
01:05:32.888 --> 01:05:33.721
<v ->Yeah, no, he's not gonna hit it.</v>

1815
01:05:33.721 --> 01:05:34.740
<v ->He wasn't gonna hit it.</v>
<v ->The same thing happened</v>

1816
01:05:34.740 --> 01:05:35.840
to Eddy Pineiro couple weeks ago

1817
01:05:35.840 --> 01:05:37.750
where they got a penalty and it's like,

1818
01:05:37.750 --> 01:05:39.420
no, there's no chance he hits this now.

1819
01:05:39.420 --> 01:05:42.010
<v ->Really the only kicker that's any good is Brandon McManus</v>

1820
01:05:42.010 --> 01:05:44.220
who is pissed of that he couldn't try 65 yards.

1821
01:05:44.220 --> 01:05:45.210
<v ->Dude that was</v>
<v ->The Tucker.</v>

1822
01:05:45.210 --> 01:05:46.810
<v ->a little hardo.</v>
<v ->The Tucker.</v>

1823
01:05:47.780 --> 01:05:49.763
<v ->Brandon McManus said would,</v>

1824
01:05:50.840 --> 01:05:53.090
so Vic Fangio said he didn't want to have him attempt a

1825
01:05:53.090 --> 01:05:57.008
65 yarder because he's seen kickers screw up their motion

1826
01:05:57.008 --> 01:05:59.692
by kicking really long balls,

1827
01:05:59.692 --> 01:06:03.100
basically like home run derby batting practice.

1828
01:06:03.100 --> 01:06:04.688
<v ->That's such a Vic Fangio answer.</v>

1829
01:06:04.688 --> 01:06:07.104
<v ->So then Brandon McManus replied,</v>

1830
01:06:07.104 --> 01:06:09.456
"Does a quarterback screw up his

1831
01:06:09.456 --> 01:06:12.830
"throwing motion when he throws a hail Mary?"

1832
01:06:12.830 --> 01:06:13.820
<v ->And what'd Fangio say?</v>

1833
01:06:13.820 --> 01:06:14.950
<v ->I don't he had, he's like,</v>

1834
01:06:14.950 --> 01:06:16.310
shut the fuck up, kicker.

1835
01:06:16.310 --> 01:06:17.380
You're on a four and eight team.

1836
01:06:17.380 --> 01:06:18.830
<v ->This conversation is over,</v>

1837
01:06:18.830 --> 01:06:20.910
we benched Joe Flacco for questioning me,

1838
01:06:20.910 --> 01:06:21.743
I'll bench your ass.

1839
01:06:21.743 --> 01:06:24.684
I actually think that the decline in bullying

1840
01:06:24.684 --> 01:06:29.048
is making high school kickers more mentally weak,

1841
01:06:29.048 --> 01:06:32.032
because they're not able to be bullied at a young age,

1842
01:06:32.032 --> 01:06:35.015
so when they get older, like nature would say,

1843
01:06:35.015 --> 01:06:37.580
if you're kicker, and I used to be one,

1844
01:06:37.580 --> 01:06:39.700
you should get bullied a little bit in high school.

1845
01:06:39.700 --> 01:06:41.460
You should start to whether that storm,

1846
01:06:41.460 --> 01:06:44.980
that way when you get to the college age

1847
01:06:44.980 --> 01:06:46.492
and to the NFL where you're getting

1848
01:06:46.492 --> 01:06:48.708
death threats sent to you by strangers online,

1849
01:06:48.708 --> 01:06:50.588
it's not affecting you as much because

1850
01:06:50.588 --> 01:06:52.810
you got shoved in a locker when you were in ninth grade.

1851
01:06:52.810 --> 01:06:55.140
<v ->Here's the other theory, ready for this?</v>

1852
01:06:55.140 --> 01:06:57.930
It usually takes I dunno eight to 10 years

1853
01:06:57.930 --> 01:07:00.770
for the kids right now to then be in the age for college,

1854
01:07:00.770 --> 01:07:01.603
NFL, whatever.

1855
01:07:01.603 --> 01:07:04.896
So your average eight to 12 year old right now,

1856
01:07:04.896 --> 01:07:07.492
the guys who are in college right now?

1857
01:07:07.492 --> 01:07:12.109
They watched USA soccer tie Portugal in the World Cup.

1858
01:07:12.109 --> 01:07:16.476
They were like soccer is going to be the future of America,

1859
01:07:16.476 --> 01:07:18.410
let's stick with soccer.

1860
01:07:18.410 --> 01:07:21.800
The kids right now watched us lose to Canada

1861
01:07:21.800 --> 01:07:23.240
and not make the World Cup,

1862
01:07:23.240 --> 01:07:26.250
so in 10 years kicking will be back.

1863
01:07:26.250 --> 01:07:27.083
'Cause they'll all be like,

1864
01:07:27.083 --> 01:07:28.720
we suck at soccer, I'm not playing soccer anymore.

1865
01:07:28.720 --> 01:07:30.940
<v ->So the giving up of soccer,</v>

1866
01:07:30.940 --> 01:07:32.500
but couldn't you make the argument that--

1867
01:07:32.500 --> 01:07:33.500
<v ->Po-sitch?</v>

1868
01:07:33.500 --> 01:07:34.660
No, I've thought about that.

1869
01:07:34.660 --> 01:07:36.450
<v PFT>I've thought about it too, he's too short.</v>

1870
01:07:36.450 --> 01:07:37.500
<v ->And he also plays in England,</v>

1871
01:07:37.500 --> 01:07:39.907
and we celebrate this dude who's not even playing for--

1872
01:07:39.907 --> 01:07:41.300
<v ->And he's also 19.</v>

1873
01:07:41.300 --> 01:07:43.210
<v ->Fuckin' dude, play for the Colorado Rapids or something.</v>

1874
01:07:43.210 --> 01:07:44.490
<v ->What about this, what about this though.</v>

1875
01:07:44.490 --> 01:07:48.240
Wouldn't you argue that when the US National Team is good

1876
01:07:48.240 --> 01:07:50.300
then more kids start just kicking stuff?

1877
01:07:50.300 --> 01:07:51.133
<v ->Well no because--</v>

1878
01:07:51.133 --> 01:07:52.790
<v ->You see a person on TV doing it,</v>

1879
01:07:52.790 --> 01:07:54.530
you go in the backyard and start kicking

1880
01:07:54.530 --> 01:07:56.130
your tree until your dad gets you a ball.

1881
01:07:56.130 --> 01:07:58.613
<v ->But they don't quit soccer, they stick with it,</v>

1882
01:07:58.613 --> 01:08:00.900
because they're like, this is the future.

1883
01:08:00.900 --> 01:08:04.150
Whereas now, kids that are growing up right now are watching

1884
01:08:04.150 --> 01:08:07.150
being like we suck at soccer, we're never gonna be good.

1885
01:08:07.150 --> 01:08:09.910
So they are more likely to go back to football.

1886
01:08:09.910 --> 01:08:12.210
<v ->So any kid with a giant leg right now is</v>

1887
01:08:12.210 --> 01:08:14.870
like get this football
<v ->Is like, fuck that.</v>

1888
01:08:14.870 --> 01:08:15.860
<v ->shit off my television.</v>

1889
01:08:15.860 --> 01:08:17.820
<v ->I don't want to be ridiculed by Pardon My Take.</v>

1890
01:08:17.820 --> 01:08:19.620
<v ->What about this, Bob Lee.</v>

1891
01:08:19.620 --> 01:08:22.950
Do you think Bob Lee has destroyed kickers in America

1892
01:08:22.950 --> 01:08:24.620
because he's been telling them to

1893
01:08:24.620 --> 01:08:26.270
not play soccer for so long that

1894
01:08:26.270 --> 01:08:28.600
they haven't even started kicking at a young age?

1895
01:08:28.600 --> 01:08:30.670
<v ->Well, that's a good point.</v>

1896
01:08:30.670 --> 01:08:32.230
I dunno it's like, what's worse?

1897
01:08:32.230 --> 01:08:34.001
Concussions in soccer--

1898
01:08:34.001 --> 01:08:35.220
<v ->FIFA though, FIFA though.</v>

1899
01:08:35.220 --> 01:08:36.800
<v ->Concussions in football.</v>

1900
01:08:36.800 --> 01:08:39.065
<v ->Concussions in soccer are worse,</v>

1901
01:08:39.065 --> 01:08:40.374
according to Bo Pelini.
<v ->Yeah it is worse,</v>

1902
01:08:40.374 --> 01:08:41.990
headers, headers.
<v ->He taught us that.</v>

1903
01:08:41.990 --> 01:08:42.823
<v ->There's a lot of headers.</v>

1904
01:08:42.823 --> 01:08:45.830
<v ->So between the headers and the corruption,</v>

1905
01:08:45.830 --> 01:08:47.620
Bob Lee is to blame for the

1906
01:08:47.620 --> 01:08:50.690
downfall of American youth soccer,

1907
01:08:50.690 --> 01:08:53.060
and the future of American NFL kickers.

1908
01:08:53.060 --> 01:08:56.500
<v ->Yeah if you want a sport where your brain will be safe</v>

1909
01:08:56.500 --> 01:08:57.700
and there will be no corruption,

1910
01:08:57.700 --> 01:09:00.016
NFL.
<v ->Play football, yes.</v>

1911
01:09:00.016 --> 01:09:01.050
Listen to Ma-ro Hodge.

1912
01:09:01.050 --> 01:09:02.400
<v ->All right, just chill out man,</v>

1913
01:09:02.400 --> 01:09:03.800
before we get to guys on chicks.

1914
01:09:03.800 --> 01:09:05.440
Dabo, you gotta chill out, dude.

1915
01:09:05.440 --> 01:09:07.026
He's fired up, he is,

1916
01:09:07.026 --> 01:09:09.520
this is my favorite part of the college football season,

1917
01:09:09.520 --> 01:09:12.470
where coaches, you know what this is?

1918
01:09:12.470 --> 01:09:14.510
This is loser talk by Dabo Swinney,

1919
01:09:14.510 --> 01:09:18.453
because what he is doing is he is setting the table,

1920
01:09:19.290 --> 01:09:21.000
Cubs is not gonna lose to Virginia.

1921
01:09:21.000 --> 01:09:23.500
But he's setting the table for everyone to be like,

1922
01:09:23.500 --> 01:09:26.150
it's unfair that they're not in the college football playoff

1923
01:09:26.150 --> 01:09:28.210
if they did happen to lose to Virginia.

1924
01:09:28.210 --> 01:09:30.700
<v ->So he's just so far deep in his own mind</v>

1925
01:09:30.700 --> 01:09:33.550
of perceived hate that he's getting mad about

1926
01:09:33.550 --> 01:09:34.490
an outcome that's not

1927
01:09:34.490 --> 01:09:36.140
gonna happen in advance.
<v ->Correct.</v>

1928
01:09:36.140 --> 01:09:38.480
<v ->But letting you know like, just so you know,</v>

1929
01:09:38.480 --> 01:09:40.300
it wouldn't be fair if we got left out.

1930
01:09:40.300 --> 01:09:43.070
<v ->He's upset about a hypothetical</v>

1931
01:09:43.070 --> 01:09:45.770
where they lose to Virginia and then

1932
01:09:45.770 --> 01:09:47.870
Georgia gets in with one loss

1933
01:09:47.870 --> 01:09:50.360
and like Oklahoma or Utah or Baylor

1934
01:09:50.360 --> 01:09:52.360
gets in with one loss over Clemson.

1935
01:09:52.360 --> 01:09:53.560
<v ->Yeah these are the type of thoughts</v>

1936
01:09:53.560 --> 01:09:55.470
that you typically reserve for yourself

1937
01:09:55.470 --> 01:09:56.710
when you just can't sleep at night,

1938
01:09:56.710 --> 01:09:58.110
when it's like super late.
<v ->He's losing his mind.</v>

1939
01:09:58.110 --> 01:09:59.220
<v ->Yeah, he's losing his mind.</v>

1940
01:09:59.220 --> 01:10:01.253
Dabo, chill out.

1941
01:10:02.191 --> 01:10:03.850
I like the fact that he gets fired up,

1942
01:10:03.850 --> 01:10:06.709
and I like the fact that he's mad about

1943
01:10:06.709 --> 01:10:08.700
the perception that Trevor Lawrence

1944
01:10:08.700 --> 01:10:11.470
isn't as good a quarterback as he was last year.

1945
01:10:11.470 --> 01:10:13.290
Where does that perception exist?

1946
01:10:13.290 --> 01:10:15.020
That's like the we don't give Russel Wilson enough credit.

1947
01:10:15.020 --> 01:10:18.658
<v ->No, he was not he sharp to start the season.</v>

1948
01:10:18.658 --> 01:10:20.240
After the UNC game,

1949
01:10:20.240 --> 01:10:22.530
they've absolutely been steam rolling teams.

1950
01:10:22.530 --> 01:10:23.670
But he was not,

1951
01:10:23.670 --> 01:10:25.440
like I watched him at the beginning of the season.

1952
01:10:25.440 --> 01:10:27.460
He was not as sharp as he was last year.

1953
01:10:27.460 --> 01:10:28.810
<v ->But right now--</v>
<v ->But he rolled into form.</v>

1954
01:10:28.810 --> 01:10:30.480
<v ->Right now you would say like Trevor Lawrence</v>

1955
01:10:30.480 --> 01:10:31.520
is an outstanding quarterback, right?

1956
01:10:31.520 --> 01:10:32.580
<v ->Yes, of course.</v>
<v ->Anyone with a brain</v>

1957
01:10:32.580 --> 01:10:33.900
and eyes would say that.

1958
01:10:33.900 --> 01:10:34.870
<v ->Here's the thing with Clemson.</v>

1959
01:10:34.870 --> 01:10:38.550
So Dabo, what he doesn't understand is

1960
01:10:38.550 --> 01:10:40.290
most people can hold two thoughts

1961
01:10:40.290 --> 01:10:41.740
in their head at the same time.

1962
01:10:41.740 --> 01:10:45.130
Clemson is a top four team in the country.

1963
01:10:45.130 --> 01:10:47.710
Clemson might be the best team in the country.

1964
01:10:47.710 --> 01:10:50.410
But at the same time, they have played no one.

1965
01:10:50.410 --> 01:10:52.960
Like it's okay to say that, that they've played no one,

1966
01:10:52.960 --> 01:10:54.950
yet they still are very very good.

1967
01:10:54.950 --> 01:10:58.810
He is like struggling with that where it's like

1968
01:10:58.810 --> 01:11:01.130
it's not our fault that we don't play anyone,

1969
01:11:01.130 --> 01:11:03.560
that our conference sucks every single year.

1970
01:11:03.560 --> 01:11:04.880
Like we should be in the college

1971
01:11:04.880 --> 01:11:06.060
football playoff no matter what.

1972
01:11:06.060 --> 01:11:07.410
No you don't play anyone,

1973
01:11:07.410 --> 01:11:10.250
so the margin for error is a lot thinner.

1974
01:11:10.250 --> 01:11:12.510
<v ->It's also not true that it's not his fault</v>

1975
01:11:12.510 --> 01:11:13.580
that the conference sucks,

1976
01:11:13.580 --> 01:11:16.030
because he's stealing recruits from those colleges.

1977
01:11:16.030 --> 01:11:16.863
<v ->He's paying them more.</v>

1978
01:11:16.863 --> 01:11:17.970
<v ->So yeah maybe if he let some of</v>

1979
01:11:17.970 --> 01:11:20.110
the good players go to what Wake Forest?

1980
01:11:20.110 --> 01:11:21.738
Is Wake Forest in Clemson?

1981
01:11:21.738 --> 01:11:25.420
<v ->Yeah, Duke, UNC, Florida State.</v>

1982
01:11:25.420 --> 01:11:27.810
<v ->The next Mannings brother is gonna go to Duke probably,</v>

1983
01:11:27.810 --> 01:11:29.380
and then he'll have the opportunity to beat him.

1984
01:11:29.380 --> 01:11:30.900
<v ->Miami has to get good again,</v>

1985
01:11:30.900 --> 01:11:32.520
Florida State has to get good again,

1986
01:11:32.520 --> 01:11:33.610
UFC has to get good again.

1987
01:11:33.610 --> 01:11:35.700
There's some teams out there that have to get good again

1988
01:11:35.700 --> 01:11:37.690
so that conferences can be propped back up.

1989
01:11:37.690 --> 01:11:39.450
The ACC is in one of those spots right now

1990
01:11:39.450 --> 01:11:41.198
where they don't have anyone but Clemson.

1991
01:11:41.198 --> 01:11:43.314
Dabo on that note said,

1992
01:11:43.314 --> 01:11:45.037
"A lot of people thought Clemson

1993
01:11:45.037 --> 01:11:46.073
"could compete for the ACC this year,

1994
01:11:46.073 --> 01:11:48.500
"but would not be 12 and oh."

1995
01:11:48.500 --> 01:11:50.422
And our good friend Tom Fornelli said

1996
01:11:50.422 --> 01:11:53.720
the preseason win total for Clemson was 11 and a half.

1997
01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:55.860
So literally everyone thought they would be 12 and oh.

1998
01:11:55.860 --> 01:11:56.693
<v ->Literally everyone did.</v>

1999
01:11:56.693 --> 01:11:59.842
Las Vegas thought that, or Atlantic City thought that.

2000
01:11:59.842 --> 01:12:00.675
<v ->But now he's in a fight with</v>

2001
01:12:00.675 --> 01:12:03.030
Paul Finebaum about pacifiers,

2002
01:12:03.030 --> 01:12:03.863
and I don't know.

2003
01:12:03.863 --> 01:12:05.280
That's my son's culture.
<v ->That's what I'm really into.</v>

2004
01:12:05.280 --> 01:12:07.000
That's where it gets really interesting for me,

2005
01:12:07.000 --> 01:12:08.863
is where two legends of the game like

2006
01:12:08.863 --> 01:12:11.120
Dabo and Paul Finebaum start butting heads.

2007
01:12:11.120 --> 01:12:13.530
'Cause it's like, it's almost like Dabo didn't

2008
01:12:13.530 --> 01:12:17.002
turn on his television until last Thursday,

2009
01:12:17.002 --> 01:12:18.700
and then all of a sudden he's like,

2010
01:12:18.700 --> 01:12:20.820
just basking in the takes, he's getting overloaded,

2011
01:12:20.820 --> 01:12:22.730
when he couldn't be mad about this all year long.

2012
01:12:22.730 --> 01:12:25.863
<v ->He's gotta set himself up for the doomsday.</v>

2013
01:12:26.890 --> 01:12:28.456
Remember Georgia last year when,

2014
01:12:28.456 --> 01:12:30.230
it was either the last year or the year before

2015
01:12:30.230 --> 01:12:32.957
when Georgia lost and I think Sabin said,

2016
01:12:32.957 --> 01:12:35.970
"I know what we wouldn't want to do, play that team again."

2017
01:12:35.970 --> 01:12:37.830
And then everyone ran with it and was like,

2018
01:12:37.830 --> 01:12:41.362
yeah, like who'd you want to play, Georgia or this team?

2019
01:12:41.362 --> 01:12:43.710
You don't want to play Georgia, you gotta put 'em in.

2020
01:12:43.710 --> 01:12:46.290
<v ->I also like the people that are planting their flag</v>

2021
01:12:46.290 --> 01:12:49.360
in the ground and saying that Clemson should be number one

2022
01:12:49.360 --> 01:12:51.930
because they won last year and they're undefeated this year.

2023
01:12:51.930 --> 01:12:53.011
<v ->I'm actually okay with that.</v>

2024
01:12:53.011 --> 01:12:53.844
<v ->So they need to be number one.</v>

2025
01:12:53.844 --> 01:12:55.590
<v Big Cat>I'm actually okay with that.</v>

2026
01:12:56.460 --> 01:12:58.030
<v ->Logically it's like, you're the champion.</v>

2027
01:12:58.030 --> 01:12:59.140
<v ->Yeah if you're on top of the mountain,</v>

2028
01:12:59.140 --> 01:13:01.270
ain't no one beat you, you should actually still be,

2029
01:13:01.270 --> 01:13:02.660
I actually am fine with that.

2030
01:13:02.660 --> 01:13:04.701
<v ->Yeah, that's winner talk right there.</v>

2031
01:13:04.701 --> 01:13:06.065
<v ->Yeah, beat me.</v>

2032
01:13:06.065 --> 01:13:06.920
<v ->But you also have to say it's a</v>

2033
01:13:06.920 --> 01:13:08.179
different team than it was last year.

2034
01:13:08.179 --> 01:13:09.930
<v ->Doesn't matter, I'm okay with that.</v>

2035
01:13:09.930 --> 01:13:10.879
<v ->Winner talk.</v>
<v ->If you just keep winning,</v>

2036
01:13:10.879 --> 01:13:12.350
you should keep being the number one.

2037
01:13:12.350 --> 01:13:15.060
<v ->If Dabo, if he pulled his kids out of the game,</v>

2038
01:13:15.060 --> 01:13:17.030
and said, "Guess what, the systems unfair."

2039
01:13:17.030 --> 01:13:18.618
<v Big Cat>His literal kid.</v>

2040
01:13:18.618 --> 01:13:20.390
<v ->Yes, I know.</v>

2041
01:13:20.390 --> 01:13:23.706
If Dabo all of a sudden became a huge pay the players guy,

2042
01:13:23.706 --> 01:13:27.511
right now and you took you all your players off the field

2043
01:13:27.511 --> 01:13:31.004
because the injustice of the NCAA system,

2044
01:13:31.004 --> 01:13:33.558
they would have no choice but to make you champion,

2045
01:13:33.558 --> 01:13:35.390
because nobody beat you.
<v ->True, yeah.</v>

2046
01:13:35.390 --> 01:13:37.110
<v ->You could be the last NCAA champion, Dabo.</v>

2047
01:13:37.110 --> 01:13:39.520
<v ->I like that, just take your title,</v>

2048
01:13:39.520 --> 01:13:41.146
your glass football.
<v ->Take a moral stand.</v>

2049
01:13:41.146 --> 01:13:42.653
<v ->It's not the glass football anymore,</v>

2050
01:13:42.653 --> 01:13:43.620
it's a stupid trophy now.

2051
01:13:43.620 --> 01:13:45.350
<v ->It's the big Dr. Pepper bottle or whatever.</v>

2052
01:13:45.350 --> 01:13:47.402
<v ->Hank, let's do guys on chicks.</v>

2053
01:13:47.402 --> 01:13:48.380
<v ->Before we do guys on chicks,</v>

2054
01:13:48.380 --> 01:13:50.320
what is your guys' level of concern about

2055
01:13:50.320 --> 01:13:52.530
this pig bomb that is rumored to be coming?

2056
01:13:52.530 --> 01:13:53.380
<v ->What?</v>

2057
01:13:53.380 --> 01:13:55.880
<v ->Obviously it's very high, as you can tell.</v>

2058
01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:59.860
<v ->A research scientists believes the US</v>

2059
01:13:59.860 --> 01:14:01.810
is the middle of a pig bomb where feral hogs

2060
01:14:01.810 --> 01:14:03.320
are increasing in huge numbers.

2061
01:14:03.320 --> 01:14:04.510
<v Big Cat>Oh that's a fact.</v>

2062
01:14:04.510 --> 01:14:06.260
<v ->This is one of those things where the internet</v>

2063
01:14:06.260 --> 01:14:07.550
truly did break our brains,

2064
01:14:07.550 --> 01:14:09.010
because you'll remember the

2065
01:14:09.010 --> 01:14:11.240
30 to 50 feral hog tweet from a while ago?

2066
01:14:11.240 --> 01:14:13.913
And at the time I think we discussed it and we're like,

2067
01:14:13.913 --> 01:14:16.530
well yeah if you talk to people who are in Arkansas

2068
01:14:16.530 --> 01:14:18.870
or Texas or whatever it is an issue,

2069
01:14:18.870 --> 01:14:21.832
then a lady got killed by a swarm of feral hogs.

2070
01:14:21.832 --> 01:14:23.900
And then people were like tweeting the story

2071
01:14:23.900 --> 01:14:25.345
out and laughing about it being like,

2072
01:14:25.345 --> 01:14:27.480
"Haha, remember that meme?"

2073
01:14:27.480 --> 01:14:28.780
That is the internet breaking,

2074
01:14:28.780 --> 01:14:31.047
like a lady actually died and people are like,

2075
01:14:31.047 --> 01:14:34.610
"Ha, remember that joke in a reply to a Jason Isbell tweet?"

2076
01:14:34.610 --> 01:14:35.443
<v ->Mm-hm.</v>

2077
01:14:36.980 --> 01:14:39.110
I've dug into it, I've watched some vidoes.

2078
01:14:39.110 --> 01:14:42.430
If you search on YouTube Black Hog Down

2079
01:14:42.430 --> 01:14:44.250
you can see some cool videos of them

2080
01:14:44.250 --> 01:14:45.560
just killin' feral hogs.

2081
01:14:45.560 --> 01:14:46.393
<v PFT>From a helicopter.</v>

2082
01:14:46.393 --> 01:14:48.320
<v ->Yeah, from a helicopter.</v>

2083
01:14:48.320 --> 01:14:51.145
It is crazy, the feral hogs.

2084
01:14:51.145 --> 01:14:51.978
<v ->You what they should do?</v>
<v ->And there's a</v>

2085
01:14:51.978 --> 01:14:53.349
pig bomb that's coming.

2086
01:14:53.349 --> 01:14:54.182
<v ->A pig bomb?</v>
<v ->They should make a</v>

2087
01:14:54.182 --> 01:14:56.152
Call of Duty where you just go hog hunting.

2088
01:14:56.152 --> 01:14:57.530
<v ->They're increasing at a rapid rates.</v>

2089
01:14:57.530 --> 01:14:59.120
<v Big Cat>Okay, well let's kill them.</v>

2090
01:14:59.120 --> 01:15:00.700
<v ->Wait what's a pig bomb?</v>

2091
01:15:00.700 --> 01:15:01.533
<v ->That is what's happening,</v>

2092
01:15:01.533 --> 01:15:03.150
it's an epidemic where feral hogs

2093
01:15:03.150 --> 01:15:04.270
are increasing in huge numbers.

2094
01:15:04.270 --> 01:15:05.910
<v ->So pigs are fuckin'?</v>

2095
01:15:05.910 --> 01:15:07.097
<v ->And the worst part is</v>
<v ->An old fashioned pig fuck.</v>

2096
01:15:07.097 --> 01:15:08.570
<v ->you can't even eat 'em.</v>

2097
01:15:08.570 --> 01:15:09.490
It's not good meat.

2098
01:15:09.490 --> 01:15:10.852
<v ->You can, you can eat some of them.</v>

2099
01:15:10.852 --> 01:15:11.993
If you cook 'em right.
<v ->But people say</v>

2100
01:15:11.993 --> 01:15:12.900
it's not very good.

2101
01:15:12.900 --> 01:15:15.920
So way to waste some like good bacon.

2102
01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:18.470
<v ->So either we all have to become like</v>

2103
01:15:18.470 --> 01:15:22.300
vociferous carnivores or we have to just,

2104
01:15:22.300 --> 01:15:24.380
you can be a member of PETA,

2105
01:15:24.380 --> 01:15:25.851
but you also have to enlist yourself

2106
01:15:25.851 --> 01:15:28.240
in a war to the death against the hogs.

2107
01:15:28.240 --> 01:15:29.510
<v Big Cat>Black Hog Down.</v>

2108
01:15:29.510 --> 01:15:32.280
<v ->Sup PMT boys, especially Liam if he's single.</v>

2109
01:15:32.280 --> 01:15:33.700
<v ->Mm, nope.</v>
<v ->I went on a first date</v>

2110
01:15:33.700 --> 01:15:36.200
with this guy last Monday, we met for a drink,

2111
01:15:36.200 --> 01:15:38.480
ended up staying out for two and a half hours.

2112
01:15:38.480 --> 01:15:39.955
I didn't hear from him, which was annoying,

2113
01:15:39.955 --> 01:15:42.810
but I hate texting and was home for Thanksgiving anyway.

2114
01:15:42.810 --> 01:15:44.680
On Sunday I ended up getting a solid buzz

2115
01:15:44.680 --> 01:15:46.290
during the early games and hit him up.

2116
01:15:46.290 --> 01:15:48.224
He suggested one of our places with pizza,

2117
01:15:48.224 --> 01:15:49.960
but I wanted to go to a bar because

2118
01:15:49.960 --> 01:15:52.990
I can't trust to hold out on sex if a bed is close by.

2119
01:15:52.990 --> 01:15:55.200
He ends up bailing, parenthesis.

2120
01:15:55.200 --> 01:15:57.430
It was fine because I was pretty drunk at that point,

2121
01:15:57.430 --> 01:15:59.540
but asked if we can hang out Wednesday.

2122
01:15:59.540 --> 01:16:00.940
We didn't make an actual plan so

2123
01:16:00.940 --> 01:16:02.772
I'm worried he thinks my place is still an option.

2124
01:16:02.772 --> 01:16:03.605
<v PFT>This is going on way too long.</v>

2125
01:16:03.605 --> 01:16:05.892
<v ->After typing all that, I forgot my question,</v>

2126
01:16:05.892 --> 01:16:07.784
but I feel like he's not that into it, thoughts?

2127
01:16:07.784 --> 01:16:08.744
<v Big Cat>Can I just interrupt?</v>

2128
01:16:08.744 --> 01:16:10.990
Pizza is all I heard.

2129
01:16:10.990 --> 01:16:13.690
<v ->You tried to fuck him and he didn't want to fuck.</v>

2130
01:16:13.690 --> 01:16:15.028
<v ->He probably had to shit.</v>

2131
01:16:15.028 --> 01:16:17.270
<v ->Guys are very simple.</v>
<v ->Well no,</v>

2132
01:16:17.270 --> 01:16:19.740
he was tryn' to fuck, he suggested the house and when

2133
01:16:19.740 --> 01:16:21.483
she suggested the bar he bailed.

2134
01:16:22.410 --> 01:16:24.240
<v ->To fuck in the bar?</v>

2135
01:16:24.240 --> 01:16:25.930
<v ->The bathroom, he wanted to take it to the stall.</v>

2136
01:16:25.930 --> 01:16:27.197
<v ->They went out and she was like,</v>

2137
01:16:27.197 --> 01:16:28.110
"Hey, we should go out again."

2138
01:16:28.110 --> 01:16:29.870
He was like, "Yeah, let's go to your place."

2139
01:16:29.870 --> 01:16:32.300
She was like, "Let's go to a bar", and then he bailed.

2140
01:16:32.300 --> 01:16:33.133
<v ->Ah.</v>

2141
01:16:33.990 --> 01:16:35.320
That guy's too aggressive.

2142
01:16:35.320 --> 01:16:36.543
That's not on you.

2143
01:16:37.440 --> 01:16:38.540
That's not on you.

2144
01:16:38.540 --> 01:16:39.770
<v ->Do you think that Thanksgiving is the holiday</v>

2145
01:16:39.770 --> 01:16:42.090
that has the most regrettable drunk texts

2146
01:16:42.090 --> 01:16:43.563
sent to like old flames?
<v ->By far.</v>

2147
01:16:43.563 --> 01:16:44.760
<v ->I would say so.</v>

2148
01:16:44.760 --> 01:16:46.110
<v ->New Years probably up there too.</v>

2149
01:16:46.110 --> 01:16:47.040
<v ->No 'cause you got a date on New Years.</v>

2150
01:16:47.040 --> 01:16:48.653
<v ->Everyone's home for Thanksgiving though.</v>

2151
01:16:48.653 --> 01:16:50.460
Some stuff never goes away.

2152
01:16:50.460 --> 01:16:52.063
<v ->Maybe Saint Patrick's Day.</v>

2153
01:16:52.940 --> 01:16:56.133
<v ->Hey there PMT boys, especially Bubba, big day for Bubba.</v>

2154
01:16:56.970 --> 01:16:58.460
<v ->I have been hooking up with a guy recently</v>

2155
01:16:58.460 --> 01:17:00.590
who has the hairiest butt I've ever seen.

2156
01:17:00.590 --> 01:17:02.210
It really doesn't bother me that much,

2157
01:17:02.210 --> 01:17:03.600
but I think it's so weird!

2158
01:17:03.600 --> 01:17:06.080
Exclamation point, it's just so weird.

2159
01:17:06.080 --> 01:17:07.240
I really want to ask him about it,

2160
01:17:07.240 --> 01:17:08.220
but don't want to offend him.

2161
01:17:08.220 --> 01:17:09.570
Any tips on how I should bring it up?

2162
01:17:09.570 --> 01:17:10.403
Thanks.

2163
01:17:10.403 --> 01:17:11.780
<v ->Yeah, just say, "What's the deal with your butt, man?"</v>

2164
01:17:11.780 --> 01:17:13.510
Hey, couldn't help but notice--

2165
01:17:13.510 --> 01:17:15.812
<v ->Wouldn't having a cleanly shaved butt even be weirder?</v>

2166
01:17:15.812 --> 01:17:18.070
<v ->Yeah, I think you want to just trim it,</v>

2167
01:17:18.070 --> 01:17:19.848
like maybe some stubble, some stubble but.

2168
01:17:19.848 --> 01:17:21.183
<v ->How do you trim butt?</v>

2169
01:17:21.183 --> 01:17:22.984
<v ->I don't know, just stubble butt.</v>

2170
01:17:22.984 --> 01:17:25.180
<v ->By sneak attack in the middle</v>

2171
01:17:25.180 --> 01:17:26.100
of the night when he's asleep?

2172
01:17:26.100 --> 01:17:26.933
<v ->Here's what you do.</v>

2173
01:17:26.933 --> 01:17:28.620
If he has a very hairy butt,

2174
01:17:28.620 --> 01:17:30.900
he definitely has a shit load of dingle berries,

2175
01:17:30.900 --> 01:17:34.230
so create fake dingle berries and place them everywhere,

2176
01:17:34.230 --> 01:17:36.600
and then be like, "What are these things?"

2177
01:17:36.600 --> 01:17:37.968
And he'll get super embarrassed,

2178
01:17:37.968 --> 01:17:40.207
and then you can have the conversation,

2179
01:17:40.207 --> 01:17:41.547
"Hey man you should probly shave your butt,

2180
01:17:41.547 --> 01:17:43.017
"because your little poop toilet paper

2181
01:17:43.017 --> 01:17:44.193
"is gettin' stuck in your hair."

2182
01:17:44.193 --> 01:17:45.774
<v ->I like that, false flag him.</v>

2183
01:17:45.774 --> 01:17:48.640
Or just light it on fire when he's in bed one night.

2184
01:17:48.640 --> 01:17:50.480
Ass up, face down ass up.

2185
01:17:50.480 --> 01:17:52.530
That's the way you like to get your asshole burnt.

2186
01:17:52.530 --> 01:17:54.780
<v Big Cat>The smell of hair burning is bad.</v>

2187
01:17:55.630 --> 01:17:57.460
<v ->Dingle berries are the worst.</v>

2188
01:17:57.460 --> 01:17:59.420
So I've been hanging out with this guy for a while.

2189
01:17:59.420 --> 01:18:00.810
I've met most of his friends but he keeps

2190
01:18:00.810 --> 01:18:03.360
texting these random parenthesis friends

2191
01:18:03.360 --> 01:18:05.840
with really generic names like John Hand

2192
01:18:05.840 --> 01:18:08.050
that I've never met and he's never mentioned before.

2193
01:18:08.050 --> 01:18:09.304
How do I find out if he's saving other

2194
01:18:09.304 --> 01:18:11.260
girls as guy's names without sounding crazy?

2195
01:18:11.260 --> 01:18:14.616
<v ->All so your first clue, his name is John Hand,</v>

2196
01:18:14.616 --> 01:18:18.712
his other friend is Gary What That Mouth Do,

2197
01:18:18.712 --> 01:18:22.842
his other friend is Mickey Anal.

2198
01:18:22.842 --> 01:18:24.960
Yeah, he's definitely texting girls.

2199
01:18:24.960 --> 01:18:27.105
<v ->What you need to do is tell him to</v>

2200
01:18:27.105 --> 01:18:29.476
put 'em all in a group text together.

2201
01:18:29.476 --> 01:18:31.700
'Cause if he refuses that,

2202
01:18:31.700 --> 01:18:34.595
then they're not his friends, they're hookups.

2203
01:18:34.595 --> 01:18:37.300
<v ->Yeah tell Jerry Squirter--</v>
<v ->But they're hookups anyway.</v>

2204
01:18:37.300 --> 01:18:39.723
<v Hank>Wait John Hand, is that some kind of implication?</v>

2205
01:18:39.723 --> 01:18:44.123
<v ->I think it's code, it means bathroom masturbation.</v>

2206
01:18:44.980 --> 01:18:47.050
<v ->So that's his guilty pleasure.</v>

2207
01:18:47.050 --> 01:18:49.564
<v Hank>So that's how she finds out?</v>

2208
01:18:49.564 --> 01:18:53.440
<v ->My guess is that he's saved this alleged John Hand</v>

2209
01:18:53.440 --> 01:18:57.860
because it's a girl who's name begins with a J,

2210
01:18:57.860 --> 01:18:59.420
possibly a Joan,
<v ->Jessica?</v>

2211
01:18:59.420 --> 01:19:01.610
<v ->if he's into older ladies.</v>
<v ->Hancock.</v>

2212
01:19:01.610 --> 01:19:04.640
<v ->No the hand is just like I got a handjob from this person.</v>

2213
01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:05.920
<v ->She's got beautiful hands.</v>

2214
01:19:05.920 --> 01:19:07.440
<v PFT>We've had hand sex.</v>

2215
01:19:07.440 --> 01:19:10.770
Eventually it'll turn into John Licky.

2216
01:19:10.770 --> 01:19:12.292
<v ->Yeah, John Vagina.</v>

2217
01:19:12.292 --> 01:19:15.190
<v ->So this girl, 'cause you can see the text chain.</v>

2218
01:19:15.190 --> 01:19:18.453
She's texted multiple times over the course of years,

2219
01:19:19.420 --> 01:19:21.250
all about your hair.

2220
01:19:21.250 --> 01:19:22.330
This most recent one is just

2221
01:19:22.330 --> 01:19:23.890
how often does PFT wash his hair?

2222
01:19:23.890 --> 01:19:25.890
I feel like I gotta give this girl a little shine.

2223
01:19:25.890 --> 01:19:27.916
She's like enamored with your hair.

2224
01:19:27.916 --> 01:19:29.760
<v ->Not often enough.</v>
<v ->How often do I wash my hair?</v>

2225
01:19:29.760 --> 01:19:31.930
Once every about three days.
<v ->Ew.</v>

2226
01:19:31.930 --> 01:19:33.140
<v ->You're not supposed to wash it every day.</v>

2227
01:19:33.140 --> 01:19:35.417
I've learned that.
<v ->I know people say that,</v>

2228
01:19:35.417 --> 01:19:36.250
but who cares.

2229
01:19:36.250 --> 01:19:37.083
<v ->I never understood that.</v>

2230
01:19:37.083 --> 01:19:39.280
<v ->It's such a dumb thing, it's just laziness.</v>

2231
01:19:39.280 --> 01:19:41.110
People who say that are just,

2232
01:19:41.110 --> 01:19:43.090
you have longer hair, it's so different,

2233
01:19:43.090 --> 01:19:45.440
and I understand that it's probably a process.

2234
01:19:45.440 --> 01:19:47.540
<v ->Yes.</v>
<v ->But guys with short hair</v>

2235
01:19:47.540 --> 01:19:50.057
who try to say, "Well your natural oils are

2236
01:19:50.057 --> 01:19:52.520
"actually best after like three days of not washing it."

2237
01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:54.950
You're lazy, just admit it, you're lazy.

2238
01:19:54.950 --> 01:19:58.150
It's fine, it takes two seconds to wash your hair.

2239
01:19:58.150 --> 01:20:01.030
<v ->I used to be so lazy I just wouldn't get conditioner,</v>

2240
01:20:01.030 --> 01:20:02.460
I'd get the all in one,

2241
01:20:02.460 --> 01:20:05.117
and by all in one I mean like the shampoo and the body wash.

2242
01:20:05.117 --> 01:20:07.323
The one that's just for divorced people.

2243
01:20:07.323 --> 01:20:08.750
<v ->Pert Plus.</v>

2244
01:20:08.750 --> 01:20:10.180
<v ->That's what I would use in college,</v>

2245
01:20:10.180 --> 01:20:12.780
and you just squirt that onto a wash cloth

2246
01:20:12.780 --> 01:20:13.613
and then your entire body

2247
01:20:13.613 --> 01:20:14.863
is clean later.
<v ->Everything.</v>

2248
01:20:14.863 --> 01:20:16.770
<v ->Pert is the most dad shampoo of all time.</v>

2249
01:20:16.770 --> 01:20:17.603
<v Big Cat>Pert Plus.</v>

2250
01:20:17.603 --> 01:20:19.732
<v ->Pert Plus, for hair so healthy it shines.</v>

2251
01:20:19.732 --> 01:20:21.560
<v ->Little tip because we're on guys on chicks,</v>

2252
01:20:21.560 --> 01:20:23.177
if you ever want to impress a chick just be like,

2253
01:20:23.177 --> 01:20:25.683
"Oh, your hair smells great, what is that, Pert Plus?"

2254
01:20:25.683 --> 01:20:27.290
(chuckling)
Always works.

2255
01:20:27.290 --> 01:20:28.440
<v Hank>Maybe it's Maybelline.</v>

2256
01:20:28.440 --> 01:20:31.240
<v ->My answer is I wash, I condition,</v>

2257
01:20:31.240 --> 01:20:33.930
then I find like three different strands of my hair

2258
01:20:33.930 --> 01:20:35.590
and pull it out from underneath my nut sack.

2259
01:20:35.590 --> 01:20:36.810
<v ->Whoa.</v>
<v ->Because it gets stuck</v>

2260
01:20:36.810 --> 01:20:38.120
in weird places when you have long hair,

2261
01:20:38.120 --> 01:20:40.252
you wouldn't know, but if you have long hair,

2262
01:20:40.252 --> 01:20:42.860
all your crevices eventually

2263
01:20:42.860 --> 01:20:44.660
will have some hair stuck in it.

2264
01:20:44.660 --> 01:20:46.570
<v ->I hope you're happy, girl who keeps texting.</v>

2265
01:20:46.570 --> 01:20:51.084
<v ->And then I get out and I air dry, oh na-tur-ale.</v>

2266
01:20:51.084 --> 01:20:53.155
<v ->Hey boys, especially Dad Cat.</v>

2267
01:20:53.155 --> 01:20:55.710
My roommate cries every single time she's drunk.

2268
01:20:55.710 --> 01:20:57.780
Do guys cry when they're drunk too?

2269
01:20:57.780 --> 01:20:58.800
<v Big Cat>Relatable.</v>

2270
01:20:58.800 --> 01:21:00.750
<v ->Even big strong guys like y'all?</v>

2271
01:21:00.750 --> 01:21:02.250
Just curious, Grace.

2272
01:21:02.250 --> 01:21:04.360
<v ->Dude, listen, if you don't have</v>

2273
01:21:04.360 --> 01:21:05.610
a good cry every now and then--

2274
01:21:05.610 --> 01:21:06.470
<v Hank>Every time you're drunk?</v>

2275
01:21:06.470 --> 01:21:09.500
<v ->No, but if you don't have a good cry every now and then,</v>

2276
01:21:09.500 --> 01:21:11.603
you're crazy, you've got to cry every now and then.

2277
01:21:11.603 --> 01:21:12.519
You gotta let cry out.

2278
01:21:12.519 --> 01:21:15.080
<v ->Do guys cry when they are drunk too?</v>

2279
01:21:15.080 --> 01:21:16.200
<v ->Every time? No.</v>

2280
01:21:16.200 --> 01:21:18.230
But have I cried when I've been drunk?

2281
01:21:18.230 --> 01:21:19.063
Hell yeah.

2282
01:21:19.063 --> 01:21:21.910
<v ->I think probably the majority of times</v>

2283
01:21:21.910 --> 01:21:23.527
that I've cried in the last 10 years,

2284
01:21:23.527 --> 01:21:27.710
I'd say like 50 to 60% have been while I'm drunk.

2285
01:21:27.710 --> 01:21:28.830
<v ->Dude you just gotta sometimes</v>

2286
01:21:28.830 --> 01:21:29.990
you have to do it.
<v ->Sometimes the Notebook</v>

2287
01:21:29.990 --> 01:21:32.910
comes on after you've had a couple glasses of wine.

2288
01:21:32.910 --> 01:21:34.267
<v ->You think about something sad, you're just like,</v>

2289
01:21:34.267 --> 01:21:35.840
"I'm gonna fuckin' cry real quick."

2290
01:21:35.840 --> 01:21:37.807
<v ->It's appropriate to cry</v>
<v ->Let me get a cry off.</v>

2291
01:21:37.807 --> 01:21:41.170
<v ->when you're drunk, when the National Anthem plays,</v>

2292
01:21:41.170 --> 01:21:43.890
like no Sean Mi-ra-no, that's always inbounds.

2293
01:21:43.890 --> 01:21:47.823
And then if you step on a Lego.

2294
01:21:48.946 --> 01:21:49.913
<v ->Last one?</v>

2295
01:21:51.140 --> 01:21:52.570
<v ->Whenever my husband lets the dog out</v>

2296
01:21:52.570 --> 01:21:53.740
to pee in the morning or at night,

2297
01:21:53.740 --> 01:21:55.200
he always pees too.

2298
01:21:55.200 --> 01:21:56.770
Anything I should be concerned about?

2299
01:21:56.770 --> 01:21:58.480
Should I squat in the backyard and join them?

2300
01:21:58.480 --> 01:21:59.430
<v Big Cat>I used to do this all the time.</v>

2301
01:21:59.430 --> 01:22:00.370
<v ->I did it too, it's great.</v>

2302
01:22:00.370 --> 01:22:02.300
<v ->I can't do it in New York anymore because it's too busy,</v>

2303
01:22:02.300 --> 01:22:04.140
but I used to do it all the time in Chicago.

2304
01:22:04.140 --> 01:22:05.110
It was the best.

2305
01:22:05.110 --> 01:22:06.640
<v ->One time when Leroy was a puppy</v>

2306
01:22:06.640 --> 01:22:08.090
I actually went out in the backyard

2307
01:22:08.090 --> 01:22:10.850
and I tried to lift my leg to show him how to pee,

2308
01:22:10.850 --> 01:22:12.823
because he didn't grow up around other male dogs.

2309
01:22:12.823 --> 01:22:15.360
So he had to learn the behavior of lifting the leg,

2310
01:22:15.360 --> 01:22:17.190
so I actually lifted my leg and pissed.

2311
01:22:17.190 --> 01:22:19.270
<v ->Should have shown him Mississippi highlights.</v>

2312
01:22:19.270 --> 01:22:20.240
<v ->Yeah that's right.</v>

2313
01:22:20.240 --> 01:22:21.740
<v ->Like hey watch the Egg Bowl, Leroy.</v>

2314
01:22:21.740 --> 01:22:23.680
<v ->Like an old Miss' receiver.</v>

2315
01:22:23.680 --> 01:22:26.100
It didn't work, so he still pees like a girl.

2316
01:22:26.100 --> 01:22:26.940
<v ->There's nothing better</v>

2317
01:22:26.940 --> 01:22:28.410
than peeing outside.
<v ->What's that mean?</v>

2318
01:22:28.410 --> 01:22:29.280
<v ->He squats.</v>

2319
01:22:29.280 --> 01:22:30.540
<v ->Yeah it means that he just puts</v>

2320
01:22:30.540 --> 01:22:32.410
his dick real close to the ground.

2321
01:22:32.410 --> 01:22:33.980
He essentially does boner dogs.

2322
01:22:33.980 --> 01:22:36.670
He tries to touch the sidewalk with his dick.

2323
01:22:36.670 --> 01:22:38.600
<v ->Yeah, peeing outside is the best.</v>

2324
01:22:38.600 --> 01:22:39.750
There's no problem with this.

2325
01:22:39.750 --> 01:22:42.310
And it's also very, it's a bonding thing,

2326
01:22:42.310 --> 01:22:43.627
to pee next to your dog.

2327
01:22:43.627 --> 01:22:44.770
That's a cool thing.

2328
01:22:44.770 --> 01:22:46.610
<v ->Last one, sup, I know this is frowned upon,</v>

2329
01:22:46.610 --> 01:22:47.813
but should I ask a guy out at the gym?

2330
01:22:47.813 --> 01:22:50.410
<v ->Yes, yes!</v>
<v ->Always, everywhere.</v>

2331
01:22:50.410 --> 01:22:52.270
Just anywhere, anywhere you wanna ask a guy out.

2332
01:22:52.270 --> 01:22:54.630
Just do it.
<v ->Yes, yes, do it.</v>

2333
01:22:54.630 --> 01:22:55.463
Do it.

2334
01:22:55.463 --> 01:22:58.287
<v ->Is this about Russillo?</v>

2335
01:22:58.287 --> 01:23:00.267
Is this from Russillo?

2336
01:23:00.267 --> 01:23:02.231
<v ->Russillo's gonna play this for</v>

2337
01:23:02.231 --> 01:23:03.660
a like chick that he's been hitting on?

2338
01:23:03.660 --> 01:23:05.550
<v ->It's a sock puppet Russillo account</v>

2339
01:23:05.550 --> 01:23:06.383
that's tweeting this at us.

2340
01:23:06.383 --> 01:23:08.400
<v ->Russillo's gonna be at the squat rack</v>

2341
01:23:08.400 --> 01:23:12.523
playing PMT with no headphones next to his gym crush.

2342
01:23:12.523 --> 01:23:16.810
Should we ask the guy who's squatting a shit load

2343
01:23:16.810 --> 01:23:19.570
and has a sick podcast out at the gym?

2344
01:23:19.570 --> 01:23:20.650
<v ->Hey is it okay if I--</v>

2345
01:23:20.650 --> 01:23:21.970
<v ->Yes you should ask Ryen out.</v>

2346
01:23:21.970 --> 01:23:23.810
<v ->Hey is it okay if I ask this bald guy</v>

2347
01:23:23.810 --> 01:23:26.040
that keeps replaying the Blazers highlights

2348
01:23:26.040 --> 01:23:28.343
on the TV and taking notes in between sets out?

2349
01:23:28.343 --> 01:23:32.020
<v ->(laughs) Why is he obsessed with the Orlando Magic?</v>

2350
01:23:32.020 --> 01:23:33.390
<v ->Why does he keep yelling about what</v>

2351
01:23:33.390 --> 01:23:36.770
a chicken shit zone the Pelicans are playing?

2352
01:23:36.770 --> 01:23:38.813
<v ->Yes, ask Ryen out, he's a really great guy,</v>

2353
01:23:38.813 --> 01:23:43.160
he's a friend of ours, and I think he drives a Land Rover.

2354
01:23:43.160 --> 01:23:45.610
<v ->Oh shit, okay.</v>
<v ->Yeah, yeah, no big deal.</v>

2355
01:23:45.610 --> 01:23:49.120
Like the sporty one too, not the like big like mom--

2356
01:23:49.120 --> 01:23:50.110
<v Hank>Isn't it range--</v>

2357
01:23:50.110 --> 01:23:51.980
<v ->Range Rover, Land Rover.</v>

2358
01:23:51.980 --> 01:23:54.779
<v ->Land Rover is meh, I think.</v>
<v ->Range Rover.</v>

2359
01:23:54.779 --> 01:23:57.670
He drives, I'll call him real quick, ask him.

2360
01:23:57.670 --> 01:24:00.900
<v ->Which one, one of those is for like big wine moms.</v>

2361
01:24:00.900 --> 01:24:03.719
If you drive a white Range Rover, I'm pretty sure--

2362
01:24:03.719 --> 01:24:05.090
<v ->This is gonna be great because he is--</v>

2363
01:24:05.090 --> 01:24:06.550
<v ->Like your center console has</v>

2364
01:24:06.550 --> 01:24:08.423
a couple holder just for Yellow Tail.

2365
01:24:08.423 --> 01:24:10.410
(phone ringing)
<v ->He's gonna tell us honestly</v>

2366
01:24:10.410 --> 01:24:12.713
even though it's such a sick brag.

2367
01:24:14.330 --> 01:24:15.163
Yo.

2368
01:24:16.019 --> 01:24:18.080
<v ->We just got you a guys on chicks questions.</v>

2369
01:24:18.080 --> 01:24:19.960
<v ->Yo we're finishing up Pardon My Take right now,</v>

2370
01:24:19.960 --> 01:24:21.040
you're on the air.

2371
01:24:21.040 --> 01:24:22.513
You drive a Range Rover, bro?

2372
01:24:23.720 --> 01:24:25.483
<v Ryen>Yeah dude, my second one.</v>

2373
01:24:25.483 --> 01:24:27.163
<v ->(laughs) What color?</v>

2374
01:24:28.090 --> 01:24:28.923
<v Ryen>Black.</v>

2375
01:24:28.923 --> 01:24:29.756
<v ->Oh fuck yeah.</v>

2376
01:24:29.756 --> 01:24:30.933
<v ->Does it have the leather interior?</v>

2377
01:24:30.933 --> 01:24:32.600
<v Ryen>Custom, custom black rims.</v>

2378
01:24:32.600 --> 01:24:33.433
<v ->Oh!</v>

2379
01:24:34.860 --> 01:24:36.040
<v ->Oh you got the murdered out rims?</v>

2380
01:24:36.040 --> 01:24:38.563
What kind of interior do you have?

2381
01:24:38.563 --> 01:24:40.490
<v Ryen>It's the white leather black combo.</v>

2382
01:24:40.490 --> 01:24:41.350
<v ->Whoa.</v>

2383
01:24:41.350 --> 01:24:43.300
<v ->Does it get hot in the summer though?</v>

2384
01:24:44.647 --> 01:24:46.970
<v Ryen>No, it's always 71 degrees in Manhattan Beach.</v>

2385
01:24:46.970 --> 01:24:48.190
<v ->Oh, all right, so yeah,</v>

2386
01:24:48.190 --> 01:24:50.180
so the chick who wrote in this question,

2387
01:24:50.180 --> 01:24:51.860
ask Ryen Russillo out at the gym,

2388
01:24:51.860 --> 01:24:54.423
because he drives a Range Rover, no big deal.

2389
01:24:55.460 --> 01:24:56.730
<v Ryen>Yeah actually it's kind</v>

2390
01:24:56.730 --> 01:24:58.490
of the Manhattan Beach starter kit,

2391
01:24:58.490 --> 01:25:00.800
that if you're over 40 and make a little bit of money,

2392
01:25:00.800 --> 01:25:03.390
as soon as you sign your deed on your house,

2393
01:25:03.390 --> 01:25:05.863
they just give you a Land Rover, so.

2394
01:25:05.863 --> 01:25:06.990
<v ->Oh, sick.</v>

2395
01:25:06.990 --> 01:25:07.823
All right, well thanks bro.

2396
01:25:07.823 --> 01:25:09.290
<v ->Enjoy this.</v>

2397
01:25:09.290 --> 01:25:10.200
<v Ryen>I'll leave this though,</v>

2398
01:25:10.200 --> 01:25:12.203
for anyone looking at purchasing one,

2399
01:25:12.203 --> 01:25:13.530
it is a great automobile,

2400
01:25:13.530 --> 01:25:17.487
but the phone interface could use some updates.

2401
01:25:17.487 --> 01:25:19.407
(Big Cat laughs)

2402
01:25:19.407 --> 01:25:20.260
It's a little bit of a first world

2403
01:25:20.260 --> 01:25:22.047
problem on a six figure ride.

2404
01:25:22.047 --> 01:25:24.834
(laughing)
<v ->Oh Jesus.</v>

2405
01:25:24.834 --> 01:25:27.247
<v Ryen>It's just something to think about, you know.</v>

2406
01:25:27.247 --> 01:25:28.347
<v PFT>Okay, thanks Ryen.</v>

2407
01:25:28.347 --> 01:25:29.831
<v ->Thanks Ryen, we'll talk to you later. (laughs)</v>

2408
01:25:29.831 --> 01:25:32.350
<v Ryen>All right, thanks guys.</v>

2409
01:25:32.350 --> 01:25:34.445
<v ->Always good to have you on, Ryen.</v>

2410
01:25:34.445 --> 01:25:36.300
<v ->All right, we'll see everyone on Friday.</v>

2411
01:25:36.300 --> 01:25:37.133
<v ->Love you guys.</v>

2412
01:25:37.133 --> 01:25:39.400
<v Hank>Shout out to Slow Louis for this remix.</v>

2413
01:25:40.260 --> 01:25:41.093
<v ->Love you Slow.</v>