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Was this his voice during the radio?
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I was about to say.
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I'm not, I'm talking louder.
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We have microphones on.
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You're good, you don't have to scream.
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That's true.
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Just talk normal, you were okay during radio.
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Colby?
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You weren't like this.
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(moaning)
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You're actually yelling and crying every time.
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Yeah, so I was just talking loud.
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Stop yelling.
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Alright I won't yell.
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I don't care, I'm not trying to ham it up.
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I won't yell, when I go low it's do,
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when I go high it cracks.
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Um, what the fuck I guess you'll hear.
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LPGA, LPGA so this is big news, Lexi Harrison,
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that's her name right?
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Thompson.
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Lexi Harri, Thompson.
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It's a golf tournament I've never heard of
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but it was a women's major, okay?
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So she's would have won it, but somebody called in
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a violation over the phone the day after it happened.
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It happened on Saturday, they called the violation
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in on Sunday, it was that she marked her ball improperly.
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It's really close, it's hard to see.
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I guess the ball moves a little bit.
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She gets assessed basically what turns out to be
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a four shot penalty, the penalty for doing it wrong
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and then she signed a score card that's incorrect.
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It cost her the tournament and you know it's a big deal
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when it takes over social media.
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For a little while all of a sudden the LPGA
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is trending and that's all anyone can talk about.
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Dan we'll start with you, what do you have
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in your thoughts on this?
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So I actually love that this is something that golf has
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it's one of those weird wrinkles that people
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can just sit on their couch and nark,
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but I do think that the narks should
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have to put their name out there.
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They should have to say, this is me,
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I'm the one who's saying it, I'm the one who called it in
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because I'm convinced that this was obviously
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a family member of whoever finished second
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or was gonna finish second.
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Because how many people are watching LPGA games
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or matches, whatever the fuck their called.
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And then further care.
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Right exactly!
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So this, and you shouldn't be able to have your family
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start narking on your competition.
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You're the closest take to what I've thought.
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Now I think you're a crazy person if you do it,
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who's watching it?
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But that's kind of the beauty of golf
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because you, that is crazy.
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That's exactly my point.
It's so insane.
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But golf loves having this, that's like what golf is,
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so if you have a problem with it golf,
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change the rule, you have it there,
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so if someone does it then you can't whine
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like a little baby; like oh my god and so on.
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That's golf.
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Golf breeds the self righteous, super serious
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rulebook, old timey, if you write the wrong score
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by accident, if you make a mark on your score card
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that looks different they'll penalize you
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the whole fucking thing, so I agree.
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It breeds it, it breeds exactly what happens.
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Penalize.
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Yeah.
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How do you say that?
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I say penalize, but he went full penal.
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Penalize.
Penalize.
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He went penalize.
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Penalize, penalize, I don't.
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Penalize.
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Penalize.
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I said, I go penalize.
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I think you can say it both ways though.
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Yeah, you can do it both.
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I think it probably says a lot about a mans character.
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I'm not sure which way, but.
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It says about what?
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Your character.
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I'm just shocked, any time you try to call
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anyone else out on the pronunciation it's like.
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But that's an intentional pronunciation.
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You're basically the golf people who don't want the, yeah.
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You know, I don't know how to pronounce, I screw up names,
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but that was an intentional penalize.
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That's how you say penalize.
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Pena, pena, yeah I guess so.
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I never thought that was a big deal.
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Sure there's, sure this is one of those,
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oh my god, like you say on line, in line, wow!
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Oh I think those are always big deals.
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I don't think that that's that big of a deal.
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Maybe I'm wrong.
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People always make a big deal out of it.
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I think frankly it's a big deal.
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Says a lot about a mans character.
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I'm not sure what, but I think it does.
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Okay.
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But I agree with you on the golf thing,
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I agree with you on the golf thing, I don't think.
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I think the real problem is the two strokes for the card.
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But that's golf.
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But it's not.
That's golf.
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No, but it's not though because if it's two strokes
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for intentionally blah blah blah blah blah.
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She did not know it at the time.
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No I don't think it matters that it's intentional.
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Alright that's different, but what I read
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was two strokes for intentionally signing incorrect.
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I think it's just signing for a wrong score card--
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No matter what.
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It just starts the--
It's golf!
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It's the fucking worst.
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Fuck golf.
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I can't, ugh.
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They love to do this.
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And then this is the Fore Play boys fault,
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people like that are fucking golf nazis.
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But then the Fore Play guys are on the record
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as being like this is crazy this is everything that's wrong,
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but you can't have your cake and eat it to.
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Yeah you can't suck golf's dick
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and then complain about it.
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Right, I keep saying the biggest thing golf could do
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and they don't want to, they never will
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except for that one tournament, is let the crowd make noise.
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Until you let the crowd make noise, this is golf.
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And let the guys walking each others
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lines on putts and shit.
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Oh diabolical.
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But that's, it's like staring someone down
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after a big shot, I would love it.
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The guy, remember Paul Casey, was that his name?
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The guy who got the leg disease
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and they won't let him take a cart.
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That's golf, that's just golf.
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So it's tough to have it both ways.
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Wrestlemania this weekend, the two big stories I guess,
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three it depends how hard core we get into wrestling.
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I think casual everybody, like my mother's in town
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and she's like, oh The Undertaker retired.
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Everybody cares about The Undertaker retiring
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and then Gronk is also involved, he went viral.
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Gronk's never been involved in
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it's Wrestlemania, Gronkowski's in the ring!
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He's setting up!
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Oh, what the hell!
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Had his clock cleaned by Gronk!
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Oh my god!
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(crowd yelling and cheering)
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The Gronk, Mojo Rawley thing I said that,
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I mean Mojo Rawley, he doesn't strike me
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as the smartest guy of all time,
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but he's the smartest guy of all time.
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Him attaching himself to Rob Gronkowski
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has built a, like 'cause he has to know right?
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Hey I won the Royal Rumble because
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Gronk agreed to do this for free
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'cause Gronk wants to wrestle, and Vince McMahon's
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probably laughing, you know I got this meathead dude
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who's best friends with maybe the most popular guy
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so he gets Gronk in the ring, brilliantly played
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by Mojo Rawley, I wonder whether he knows
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Gronk is why he's in the ring.
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And then The Undertaker, Nate and I talked about this Dan,
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I'm curious he thinks he's retired for good,
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I said it's a bazillion to no chance.
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But to clarify Nate was saying he'll
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never headline another match.
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Dave was saying he'll run into the ring
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and do something which is not impossible.
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Yeah yeah, there's a difference.
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I don't think it'll be like Dan versus The Undertaker
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Wrestlemania, I don't think that'll happen again.
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No, he's retired in that respect,
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but yeah it's kind of like the Rolling Stones
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when they're like, we're retired.
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Then oh yeah, we'll do another tour.
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An encore of some sort.
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Yeah he'll be in the mix, he just won't,
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like Kevin said, to do the whole thing.
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Did you watch it?
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Yeah, it was on here, we were here.
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The outdoor element's awesome by the way.
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The full outdoor Wrestlemania's really cool.
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Yeah, the outdoor element, awesome.
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The ramp was like a mile long.
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It took so, it was comically long
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how long it took for guys to come down there.
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Gronk was great.
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Vince McMahon's gotta just be sitting there
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licking his chops at the thought of Gronk
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becoming a professional wrestler.
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I think he'd do it for free.
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Yeah probably.
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I think he'll be a better wrestler
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than he was a football player and he's one of the best
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football players of all time.
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Ooh, hot take Kevin, wow!
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He was born for that.
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It's not even that hot of a take
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and somebody, I think maybe even PFT,
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I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't know it was fake.
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Like legitimately.
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Yeah, I agree with that, 100%.
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I mean his brothers, his idiocy, his body,
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he is made to be a wrestler before a football player.
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And then the only other thing about Wrestlemania
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is holy fuck is that thing long.
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It went for like six and a half hours.
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I gotta be honest, when we went to Wrestlemania
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it ruined Wrestlemania for me.
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Oh no, we showed up to Wrestlemania
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and the first match started and you're just like,
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why am I here right now?
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The Gronk thing happened at 3 pm, right?
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So you just left.
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It was wild, we're in the middle of the afternoon
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Gronk highlights are out there.
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They gotta figure out a way to make it four hours
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because it just, we did--
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Wait, how long is it?
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It was like five and a half hours.
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I've left two live events in my life.
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Blues Traveler at University of Michigan
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because they weren't playing any of the songs I knew
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and I'm like, this is horrible.
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And Wrestlemania.
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It was so--
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Blues Traveler you're just there for the last two.
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You're there for Hook and Run Around.
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If you're not gonna wait it out though
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why would you even bother going?
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It was the height, it was back in college,
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Blues Traveler was huge, I was like, I'm in.
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And it was so bad, he was just playing his harmonica
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and it's like, I don't know any of this,
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I can't take this anymore, I'm out.
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And Wrestlemania was so boring I looked around
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like I gotta go, this is the worst.
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God we spent like $300 on tickets,
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and you just, we had a popcorn
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and you were just like, I'm out.
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It was so bad.
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Wait, who, how do we pose this question?
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Who rides coattails more, Mojo Rawley,
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whatever that guys name is, or Gaz with Dave?
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Gaz with Dave.
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I mean that's a fact.
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That's a fact!
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Yeah I mean the fact that that dude got the--
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I don't know dude, Gaz is going on trips now
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and to Vegas and fucking.
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That's fair, fair point.
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That was the--
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It's not a clear cut answer.
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Wanna talk about boondoggles, 'cause I know you're big
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on boondoggles, Gaz being like, oh yeah I gotta go to Vegas
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but wants to do a best friend thing.
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Friendship.
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It was the biggest boondoggle in Barstool history.
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I didn't even know he phrased it that way.
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I thought he was paying his own way.
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Oh no, oh no sir.
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Biggest boondoggle that never gets talked about.
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No that's a huge boondoggle, but I mean
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I at one point had that conversation,
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like you're paying your own way, right?
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He played the long con though.
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For the longest time he did the bullshit
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now he gets to do, like he was hanging out in Boston
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with Dave, now he gets to go to Vegas.
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I don't, Gaz's life has been pretty sweet
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for a very long time, let's not.
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I won't disagree with that.
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He's the mayor of a bar in Boston.
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The biggest snake in the world.
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We also have, we were talking earlier,
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he's yeah, we'll whatever.
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But I don't think he paid his own way by the way,
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so just putting that out there.
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No no, I'm saying it wasn't, that didn't go through me.
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I wasn't like putting him on the trip or anything.
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Right.
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I wasn't.
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You don't have any other friends.
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No, Frankie was going no matter what.
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Lebron, and just to clarify again,
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we said this before, I have a lot of friends,,
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they're all married with kids in Boston.
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I don't have a lot of friends here
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so I take Frankie Borrelli with me.
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Lebron back in the news, this quote he had
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and by the way, I meant to say
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I honestly think if Vince said,
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hey Mojo, tell Gronk to be your tag team partner
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you guys will be the champions, Gronk would consider
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being like, I may have to get out of my contract.
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Yeah I'll retire right now.
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Lebron back in the news.
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So he got in a pissing contest with Tristan Thompson
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after the game he said he has to a better job
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of not showing up his teammates.
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It just, he's like my intentions were correct,
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just the wrong words came out of my mouth.
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Like actually he meant to say one thing
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and something jumped to his brain he said the other.
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It's just so, so Lebron.
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It was good to see someone yelling back at him finally,
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but very, very Lebron.
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I guess he actually didn't think he did anything wrong
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because his intentions were right.
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Yeah, that was the ultimate disclaimer.
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I need to be better, I mean I was doing the right thing,
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but blah blah blah blah blah.
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Right, and he's also said before, lots of times
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he blames these type of problems on him being too good.
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Yeah, it's the classic I care too much,
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I try to hard, shut the fuck up dude.
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I forget how great I am and it makes
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the other guys look bad.
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Which is actually the most disrespectful
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thing you can say.
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It's all that shit and to be honest I guess somebody
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would be like Jordan and Jordan rules,
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but Jordan, it was just always different.
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It's right, and it's like Kobe,
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Kobe was a mean mother fucker to his teammates.
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But there's no apologies like after.
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And also I feel like Kobe, when he would get mad
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at one of his teammates he wouldn't make
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a big show of it, he'd just fucking stare through their soul
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and just be like you are so fucked after this game.
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And then I don't think they made
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a big media thing after it.
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That's the difference!
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I don't think there would be the big disclaimer
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of I need to be better about this, anything.
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Also the part that was, that's going under the radar
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disrespectful was he basically shooed away Tyronn Lue.
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Which is, I'm surprised he didn't bump him too.
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Yeah, I know.
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You know the Mike Brown bump.
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And that is a huge difference.
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If Kobe did it or even Bird, all the greats really do it.
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It wouldn't really be talked about.
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But they don't then say after the fact,
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I meant to say something else, like that fucker deserved it.
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They don't back down for it.
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And then they'll Instagram story it later tonight.
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Yeah and have some, oh I forgot
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about the other thing he did.
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I blogged that on Saturday, I forgot about that.
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The we need more, yeah.
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We need more, and he went on this long rant.
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Now you're saying that was made up right there?
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No that wasn't made up, but there was a very noticeable
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difference between the ad and then you trying not to.
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That's because I was talking louder.
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It was like night and day.
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Talking louder, the softer I get the better.
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Lebron gets you going, that's fair, that's fair.
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If I get excitable and--
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Lebron and Leesa Mattresses, that's it.
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When you start talking about Lebron your voice is gone.
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That week.
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(laughing)
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Just we'll go to the next subject,
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we can't talk about Lebron anymore.
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That we need more, like physicians and teachers
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and computer techs, fuck him.
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Yeah, classic Lebron.
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Computer techs.
Computer techs.
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What even is that?
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What the fuck does that even mean?
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Lebron doesn't even know what that is.
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He's like ITT Tech needs to have more fucking funding.
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What goes through his fucking brain
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when he's like I'm gonna sit down and type out
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this long thing, how we need more teachers,
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and computer techs, and fuck you.
401
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He's like, we don't need kids wanting to be
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pro basketball players, fuck you.
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A and M, these bros, so Texas A and M, a bunch of guys
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called the A and M baseball game,
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they had the number to the bullpen,
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they said get somebody up.
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The bullpen guys like, he's not in the dugout.
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Minter may be his name, they're like alrght get him loose.
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They send Minter from the dugout to the bullpen
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and these kids go bananas.
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Yes?
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Get Minter out there moving around.
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Say that again?
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Get Minter up and moving around.
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Minter?
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Minter.
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Minter's in the dugout.
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Well get him in the, get him down there.
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We fucked it, we fucked it up!
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(laughing and yelling)
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Oh my god!
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Is that a warranted reaction for this prank?
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I do, I think that was a very good prank.
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I think to pull that off and to see it
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go across your TV like that, I think you go bananas.
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I think that was a one in a zillion
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shot of actually working, you go nuts.
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It was, the whole and I think everyone who watched it
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was like, fuck I wish I had thought of that prank.
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'Cause it's hilarious.
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You know what sold it?
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Get him moving around.
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It was such bullpen lingo.
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Yeah that's how you would talk.
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Right exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
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Those guys probably pitched.
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Get him hot, get him hot.
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Yeah, read two.
439
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Yeah, Better Call Saul's coming back
440
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Monday April 10th on AMC, it's one of the greatest stories
441
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ever told, we're gonna finally find out
442
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how Mike Ehrmantraut met up with Hector Salamanca
443
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and Nate's just, Nate wants a--
444
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What is the spider monkey doing?
445
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He says he has breaking news.
446
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Mcafee just donated the last $3000.
447
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Oh wow, so there you go.
448
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So you get your 50 K in about 12 hours.
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You know this isn't about Mcafee.
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He's a hero.
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He just kind of just--
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Yeah, we would have gotten it anyway.
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That's just kinda just back dooring it,
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like stealing the glory.
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Yeah a little bit, little bit.
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If Mcafee wants to donate to the Dave Portnoy Mcafee
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party fund which has spent an additional 50 K on Mcafee,
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I'm fine with that too.
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That's great, that's a good move by Mcafee there.
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Wouldn't have hated him chipping in Saturday
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with some of that, but whatever.
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DB 40 in one week, we're gonna find out how--
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Could you swipe through, swipe the green card,
464
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the Barstool card?
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No, this is all DP card, DP Gaz card.
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Does Gaz have a credit card?
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Do you pay for one of his credit cards?
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Why does he need me to pay for his credit card
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when my credit card is--
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I thought maybe he had a little spending.
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Is his credit card.
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He's got a monthly allowance.
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You guys share a bank account?
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I thought it was--
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Again, he doesn't need it because he's with me.
476
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Well I thought it was one of those relationships
477
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where you give him a credit card with
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1000 bucks a month limit, so every now and then
479
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he can be like, Dave, I'll get dinner tonight.
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(laughing)
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Even though you're paying the card.
482
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Alright, we should probably start that ad over.
483
16:46.000 --> 16:48.285
Yeah, Better Call Saul's back, season three,
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you're gonna find out how Mike Ehrmantraut
485
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met Gus Fring he's one of the best villains of all time.
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He's back, we got Jimmy McGill slowly becoming
487
16:55.570 --> 16:57.940
Saul Goodman, one of the greatest stories ever told
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as it all comes together.
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It's Monday April 10th on AMC.
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Better Call Saul, season three premiere.
491
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Okay, Uconn women, shocking loss.
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It's tough to, you know I don't know where
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you put these losses in the history of losses,
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but they were 20-something point favorite,
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we looked that up, 100 and what, 11 game win streak,
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so just a shocking loss.
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They got Portnoyed.
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I was, they did get Portnoyed because I was
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doing my rant about them, we talked to Auriemma's kid
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on the phone like two seconds before they lost,
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I didn't find out about this 'til after.
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I was out and I caught wind of it,
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I mean I was stunned, I thought I heard it wrong
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when they said Uconn lost and not only to lose,
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but to lose that way, a last second shot.
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You said, which I found surprising,
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I would have been glued to this game if I was home.
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I was.
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Yeah, he said he wouldn't.
510
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I was glued to the game.
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I would watch the very end if I found out it was hot.
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Would you say that no matter what happens
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that's the biggest game, March Madness guys and girls?
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I think it's the biggest outcome
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I don't think I would enjoy watching that game
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I don't care what the stakes are.
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And Mississippi State didn't win.
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They didn't beat Finland, it's tough.
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I know, I tried to bet big on them.
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I took the under.
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But my bookie had a limit so I couldn't do it.
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Yeah they always do it on that bullshit.
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But yeah it was crazy, I found, I saw a tweet
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in the first quarter that was like,
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Uconn Women's down 13 and from that moment on I was like.
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Yeah I think you have to.
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It was really bad basketball.
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That's the thing, I mean I just
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don't want to watch that game.
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I'm interested in the stakes I agree that it's a big outcome
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I would never watch a whole March Madness women's game.
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To end regulation that Mississippi State
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has their point guard was maybe 4'11"
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to end regulation she tried to shoot a layup
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over a seven foot chick.
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She's the one who hit
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the game winner though, right?
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Yeah, yeah, but it was that kind of basketball
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back and forth, but yeah I actually,
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Dave I wanna know what your thoughts are on this.
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I think Geno's happy he lost.
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No I wouldn't say that.
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But I think there's a point where the whole,
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is Uconn women's basketball bad for college sports
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and women's basketball becomes true.
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If you win 111 games in a row and you have no competition
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they had more 60 point wins than wins by single digits.
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That's absurd, that's not fair!
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Like that's, wait so I think there's a little,
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I think obviously he wants to keep winning,
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but I think there's a small part of him
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after that game was like, you know what
553
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this isn't the worst.
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Maybe, I think the timing of it,
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I think he'd probably rather maybe lose
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in a regular season game than in a final four.
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Also his reaction was so cocky.
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When he actually pointed at the other coach,
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like come here shake my hand.
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Yeah, right, good job buddy.
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Just like dude, they just pulled off
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the biggest upset of all time.
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Speaking of upsets, I already said to you,
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I just want to say again, the Big East
565
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not being around kills me.
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I watched that 30 for 30 for the 10th time yesterday.
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It's so good, it was Ewing and Villanova
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that's probably what, the other upset that,
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I mean that's the only other college up
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and Houston and NC State in terms of
571
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the biggest college basketball updates,
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upsets excuse me.
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George Mason and Uconn, remember?
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Rudy Gays team?
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That was, yeah, that was a huge one, remember that?
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That was George Mason was like 11 or something?
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Yeah, yeah yeah.
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And Rudy Gays, that Uconn team was a one seed
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and they beat 'em, that was Jim what's his name,
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Jim Larranega or whatever, is that his name?
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Yeah who's now Miami, right?
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Jeep guy verse BMW guy, you gotta be friends
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with one of these guys, who is it?
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I'll phrase it that way.
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This is Sophie's choice right here.
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So what it is, so the BMW guy parks in
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the double spot move which we occasionally see
588
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fancy cars doing, by the way, tons of empty parking spots
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in this parking lot, and then the Jeep guy just decides
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to push the BMW guy back into the spot.
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Am I taking crazy pills here
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because I see nothing that the BMW guy did wrong.
593
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When you're at a parking, when you're going to the store
594
20:50.840 --> 20:53.820
and there are a million spots I'll just fucking
595
20:53.820 --> 20:56.726
pull into a random spot, there's fucking spots everywhere!
596
20:56.726 --> 20:58.670
I think that was more of a bad parking job
597
20:58.670 --> 21:00.407
than a, I have a BMW, I'm gonna park in the middle.
598
21:00.407 --> 21:02.990
Right, like dude if you're telling me
599
21:02.990 --> 21:05.460
you've never gone to a grocery store
600
21:05.460 --> 21:07.288
and it's been wide open and you just fucking
601
21:07.288 --> 21:09.634
wheel into a spot and don't even look twice,
602
21:09.634 --> 21:13.965
if there's so many spots open that it totally doesn't matter
603
21:13.965 --> 21:15.550
I don't see it as a problem.
604
21:15.550 --> 21:16.910
Okay so that--
605
21:16.910 --> 21:18.550
So the Jeep guys the worst person in the world
606
21:18.550 --> 21:19.886
in my opinion.
607
21:19.886 --> 21:22.400
Okay, so then clearly I think
608
21:22.400 --> 21:24.360
the Jeep guy was thinking, which I thought,
609
21:24.360 --> 21:27.205
your point may be correct, the Jeep guy is assuming--
610
21:27.205 --> 21:28.930
When you do it with a BMW it comes across as--
611
21:28.930 --> 21:30.130
The Jeep guy is assuming the BMW took two
612
21:30.130 --> 21:31.700
so no one could park next to him.
613
21:31.700 --> 21:35.270
I just assume, when I saw the wide pan of that lot
614
21:35.270 --> 21:39.093
there were 30 or 40 open spots, so the BMW guy
615
21:39.093 --> 21:41.100
probably just like who the fuck cares?
616
21:41.100 --> 21:42.530
Yeah, because the reason you park in the middle
617
21:42.530 --> 21:44.120
is because there's cars on either side
618
21:44.120 --> 21:46.020
so nobody can get in between you.
619
21:46.020 --> 21:47.450
If the whole thing is open you could just
620
21:47.450 --> 21:49.008
park next to that BMW if you wanted to.
621
21:49.008 --> 21:49.841
Right.
622
21:49.841 --> 21:51.640
So it's not even like he was effectively
623
21:51.640 --> 21:54.010
doing the whole park in the middle of the spot thing,
624
21:54.010 --> 21:56.045
but I think when you have the BMW and you do that bad
625
21:56.045 --> 21:58.890
of a parking job, it probably was intentional.
626
21:58.890 --> 22:00.144
As stupid as it was.
627
22:00.144 --> 22:01.147
I don't think so, I really don't think so.
628
22:01.147 --> 22:02.572
I know for a fact I've done that
629
22:02.572 --> 22:05.380
where it's like, who the fuck cares,
630
22:05.380 --> 22:07.803
there's literally no one in this parking lot.
631
22:07.803 --> 22:11.037
Yeah I mean, you're I guess, you're blowing up--
632
22:12.261 --> 22:14.032
I don't like the middle parker.
633
22:14.032 --> 22:15.200
Basically the actual theme of the question.
634
22:15.200 --> 22:16.560
Because the theme of the question assumes
635
22:16.560 --> 22:18.090
that guy did the move.
636
22:18.090 --> 22:19.387
Obviously if he wasn't.
637
22:19.387 --> 22:20.859
Okay if you assume he did it, then assume he did it.
638
22:20.859 --> 22:22.140
I don't like the move, but the move is much more common
639
22:22.140 --> 22:24.313
than hard old Jeep guy fucking pushing the car,
640
22:24.313 --> 22:25.592
so I don't like that guy, but I certainly hate
641
22:25.592 --> 22:28.330
this dude who thinks he can push cars around.
642
22:28.330 --> 22:30.670
Even assuming the BMW guy did that deliberately
643
22:30.670 --> 22:33.350
and it was like there's no spots open
644
22:33.350 --> 22:36.380
and he's a total fuck you, he literally just
645
22:36.380 --> 22:39.099
crashed his car into the BMW guy like a total asshole.
646
22:39.099 --> 22:40.101
Yeah you can't go around doing that,
647
22:40.101 --> 22:40.934
that guys an asshole.
648
22:40.934 --> 22:42.530
Even just having that Jeep it looked like a fucking
649
22:42.530 --> 22:44.060
like a monster truck.
650
22:44.060 --> 22:45.285
Jeep guys have--
651
22:45.285 --> 22:46.118
I don't know how that works to be honest.
652
22:46.118 --> 22:47.560
I didn't think you could just push a car like that.
653
22:47.560 --> 22:49.640
No Jeep guys have a chip on their shoulder too.
654
22:49.640 --> 22:50.917
They do the whole wave thing.
655
22:50.917 --> 22:51.850
Oh Jeep guys love being Jeep guys.
656
22:51.850 --> 22:53.897
Feitelberg loves the Jeep, I hate the Jeep.
657
22:53.897 --> 22:54.730
You're a Jeep guy, right?
658
22:54.730 --> 22:57.350
I like Jeeps, but Jeep guys, Gaz is a Jeep guy.
659
22:57.350 --> 22:59.277
No there's a difference between a guy who drives a Jeep
660
22:59.277 --> 23:01.007
and a Jeep guy.
661
23:01.007 --> 23:02.457
There's a lot of people who drive Jeeps,
662
23:02.457 --> 23:05.295
and are fine with it, but Jeep guys are the worst.
663
23:05.295 --> 23:07.420
I still don't, the physics of that
664
23:07.420 --> 23:08.940
almost makes me think it was set up.
665
23:08.940 --> 23:11.800
You can just push a car.
666
23:11.800 --> 23:12.949
That Jeeps gotta be able to like.
667
23:12.949 --> 23:16.740
Another showdown for us today, golf
668
23:16.740 --> 23:18.860
Two funny, funny golf clips, first it's the--
669
23:18.860 --> 23:20.960
Golf is hot in the streets these days by the way.
670
23:20.960 --> 23:23.937
A seven and nine year old going to Augusta tomorrow
671
23:23.937 --> 23:26.701
a seven and nine year old champion division,
672
23:26.701 --> 23:28.523
they're interviewing, they're like,
673
23:28.523 --> 23:29.563
you gonna get a lot of girls?
674
23:29.563 --> 23:31.380
You're gonna get a lot of girls now
675
23:31.380 --> 23:32.383
because girls are watching.
676
23:32.383 --> 23:33.812
He's like, no but my friend Tommy was probably watching.
677
23:33.812 --> 23:35.007
It was really funny.
678
23:35.007 --> 23:37.140
You think any of those girls
679
23:37.140 --> 23:38.783
in that third grade class are watching you on TV right now?
680
23:38.783 --> 23:41.090
No, but one of my friends, Tommy I think is.
681
23:41.090 --> 23:44.500
And then this caddy, is this from the LPGA as well,
682
23:44.500 --> 23:45.524
must have been.
683
23:45.524 --> 23:46.410
I think it was the girl who ended up winning.
684
23:46.410 --> 23:48.190
Which by the way, to win in that fashion,
685
23:48.190 --> 23:50.601
and then celebrate like that was pretty fucking cocky.
686
23:50.601 --> 23:51.434
Yeah that was my thought, yeah.
687
23:51.434 --> 23:52.550
But it's a very funny dab.
688
23:52.550 --> 23:55.030
I don't know whether I like it or hate it
689
23:55.030 --> 23:57.120
to win in that fashion and then do a ridiculous
690
23:57.120 --> 23:58.560
jump in the water celebration.
691
23:58.560 --> 24:00.150
It's a villain move.
692
24:00.150 --> 24:01.350
Yeah yeah, it's like if you were doing it
693
24:01.350 --> 24:02.257
to be a villain then I really like it,
694
24:02.257 --> 24:03.880
if you were doing it because you're tone deaf
695
24:03.880 --> 24:05.230
I think you're an asshole.
696
24:05.230 --> 24:08.730
I know nothing about the LPGA, they need more villains.
697
24:08.730 --> 24:10.520
So god bless them 'cause that's like.
698
24:10.520 --> 24:11.353
Yeah make some waves.
699
24:11.353 --> 24:12.824
The kid though is so funny because you remember
700
24:12.824 --> 24:15.950
when you were that, like when girls didn't even matter.
701
24:15.950 --> 24:18.050
It's like, yeah I'm just gonna have sleep overs
702
24:18.050 --> 24:19.681
with my boys for the rest of my life.
703
24:19.681 --> 24:22.210
Hit that puberty and you're like, oh shit,
704
24:22.210 --> 24:23.853
I don't like you 'cause there's chicks over there.
705
24:23.853 --> 24:26.622
It's a weird question for a nine year old
706
24:26.622 --> 24:28.176
to be like, are you gonna get fucked?
707
24:28.176 --> 24:29.651
Super weird!
Seven year old!
708
24:29.651 --> 24:31.144
Are you gonna get your dick sucked now?
709
24:31.144 --> 24:32.177
He's like, no I'm just gonna hang out with Tommy.
710
24:32.177 --> 24:33.606
Well he was trying to go viral.
711
24:33.606 --> 24:35.330
And it actually did, but the other way.
712
24:35.330 --> 24:37.197
Alright that's the Rundown post-show we're gonna get,
713
24:37.197 --> 24:40.330
are you scheduled at Watt?
714
24:40.330 --> 24:42.580
So the idea was, now we are.
715
24:42.580 --> 24:45.980
I mean shout out Pat Mcafee, that's an awesome donation,
716
24:45.980 --> 24:46.920
so yeah we're gonna do it.
717
24:46.920 --> 24:50.360
Side note the ultimate villain move would be
718
24:50.360 --> 24:53.150
just fucking still not do it, be like thank you very much.
719
24:53.150 --> 24:55.300
We were talking about that and we were also talking about
720
24:55.300 --> 24:59.378
how he would schedule a bunch of interviews right before.
721
24:59.378 --> 25:01.340
It should be fair game, you should be able to do
722
25:01.340 --> 25:02.310
whatever you want with it now.
723
25:02.310 --> 25:06.673
I think it is and I mean, from my conversations with him
724
25:06.673 --> 25:11.610
I think he is still cautious, still definitely
725
25:11.610 --> 25:14.460
doesn't like us, but is open to doing this.
726
25:14.460 --> 25:16.460
Is it just gonna be an interview now?
727
25:16.460 --> 25:18.270
No, I mean we're gonna make videos and stuff.
728
25:18.270 --> 25:20.240
We're gonna make a little, that's the thing,
729
25:20.240 --> 25:22.560
we have other ideas, we're gonna do a little documentary
730
25:22.560 --> 25:25.151
leading up to it, we're gonna do a whole thing.
731
25:25.151 --> 25:27.690
It's gonna be a very interesting interview because
732
25:27.690 --> 25:31.600
if he can just be a normal person,
733
25:31.600 --> 25:33.215
we're not gonna take it easy on him.
734
25:33.215 --> 25:35.093
I saw some people were treating me like,
735
25:35.093 --> 25:36.671
I can't believe you're gonna make,
736
25:36.671 --> 25:37.670
you're just gonna suck up to him.
737
25:37.670 --> 25:40.480
There is no reason to now, you just gave him 50 grand.
738
25:40.480 --> 25:42.420
Right, it's like we're not sucking up to him.
739
25:42.420 --> 25:44.327
Also it would be crazy for him after 50 grand
740
25:44.327 --> 25:47.470
to just stone wall you and give you shitty answers.
741
25:47.470 --> 25:49.173
Right, we're gonna ask him, I'm gonna be like,
742
25:49.173 --> 25:53.280
yo, I'm gonna print out that, The Players Tribune
743
25:53.280 --> 25:55.786
when he non-retired from the NFL
744
25:55.786 --> 26:00.040
and I'm gonna read it to him, be like, is this real?
745
26:00.040 --> 26:01.866
You actually think this is cool?
746
26:01.866 --> 26:06.538
We're gonna do that shit, so whether he plays game or not
747
26:06.538 --> 26:08.100
I don't know, what do you guys think?
748
26:08.100 --> 26:10.463
I think he will because you, the money.
749
26:10.463 --> 26:11.300
He has to!
750
26:11.300 --> 26:12.822
It's like you got a lot of money to his charity.
751
26:12.822 --> 26:14.346
If you donate that amount of money to his charity
752
26:14.346 --> 26:17.150
and it stinks people are gonna be like,
753
26:17.150 --> 26:18.880
I wish I didn't donate that money,
754
26:18.880 --> 26:20.213
that's a really bad look.
755
26:20.213 --> 26:21.980
You should just bring the check and just have it like,
756
26:21.980 --> 26:23.007
every time like.
757
26:23.007 --> 26:24.720
Do the Happy Gilmore check?
758
26:24.720 --> 26:26.250
Oh Dave, we're gonna make the
759
26:26.250 --> 26:28.362
biggest novelty check you've ever seen.
760
26:28.362 --> 26:30.133
It's gonna be the size of a fucking truck.
761
26:30.133 --> 26:31.477
But it should be rip-able too, so if he doesn't answer.
762
26:31.477 --> 26:33.477
Every bad answer's like half a rip.
763
26:33.477 --> 26:34.847
It's like Gong Show or something like,
764
26:34.847 --> 26:37.090
and then we can just take the money.
765
26:37.090 --> 26:41.560
Yeah we need that for the DP 40 plus two weeks fund.
766
26:41.560 --> 26:42.910
Slush fund.
767
26:42.910 --> 26:43.743
Where's this week?
768
26:43.743 --> 26:46.920
DP like, 40 and three weeks.
769
26:46.920 --> 26:50.680
Now I have a question because I feel like
770
26:50.680 --> 26:52.700
every guy this is a very relatable moment,
771
26:52.700 --> 26:55.210
they've been in this situation, and this isn't me hating,
772
26:55.210 --> 26:57.470
but when you go on a bachelor party
773
26:57.470 --> 26:59.290
and you come back and then everyone's emailing
774
26:59.290 --> 27:01.320
and texting and like, that was hilarious
775
27:01.320 --> 27:03.850
we should all hang out, and then Thursday comes along
776
27:03.850 --> 27:05.660
and you're like, alright this is kinda weird,
777
27:05.660 --> 27:07.310
I'm not really friends with these guys,
778
27:07.310 --> 27:09.790
did it have that vibe when you guys all got together
779
27:09.790 --> 27:11.306
after a week in Van Nuys?
780
27:11.306 --> 27:12.139
Like we're trying to recreate this, oh!
781
27:12.139 --> 27:13.800
Yeah, right you're like ahh!
782
27:13.800 --> 27:15.200
'Cause everyone's been in that situation.
783
27:15.200 --> 27:16.230
No, it wasn't.
784
27:16.230 --> 27:18.200
It's all, everybody who uses Dave for his money.
785
27:18.200 --> 27:19.774
True, true, true, so I guess they have to say
786
27:19.774 --> 27:22.800
they're having a good time no matter what.
787
27:22.800 --> 27:25.770
No, no because it was, this didn't really
788
27:25.770 --> 27:28.450
come about that way, it was like I was
789
27:28.450 --> 27:30.030
going out Saturday no matter what,
790
27:30.030 --> 27:32.000
Paul and Louis, invited them.
791
27:32.000 --> 27:33.633
He keeps saying this, he's like, no no no,
792
27:34.560 --> 27:36.860
all week he was like, Hey Matty Walsh, hey Mcafee
793
27:36.860 --> 27:38.250
you want to get together for an east coast swing?
794
27:38.250 --> 27:40.214
Yeah you did definitely say that.
795
27:40.214 --> 27:41.600
And then it happened and then he's like,
796
27:41.600 --> 27:42.710
but no it's not like that.
797
27:42.710 --> 27:43.712
I had no idea Mcafee was coming, none, zero.
798
27:43.712 --> 27:45.910
You said this last week though,
799
27:45.910 --> 27:47.250
you were like, ooh there's talks of a DP 40 east coast.
800
27:47.250 --> 27:49.020
That was a fucking joke.
801
27:49.020 --> 27:50.550
Right, it was a joke and then it happened
802
27:50.550 --> 27:51.560
exactly to a T.
803
27:51.560 --> 27:54.120
No Walsh texted and said he wanted to do it,
804
27:54.120 --> 27:55.370
I didn't think Walsh was serious.
805
27:55.370 --> 27:57.660
I also didn't know Walsh lived in Philadelphia I don't think
806
27:57.660 --> 28:01.230
so he, I'll tell you this, any time now I say go out,
807
28:01.230 --> 28:03.107
don't be surprised Matt Walsh is there.
808
28:03.107 --> 28:05.910
But that's not me trying to put the band back together,
809
28:05.910 --> 28:07.330
that's Matt Walsh looking to go out.
810
28:07.330 --> 28:08.779
That's Matt Walsh trying to put the band back together.
811
28:08.779 --> 28:10.315
So I was going out, they showed up.
812
28:10.315 --> 28:12.115
So there was none of that feeling?
813
28:13.021 --> 28:14.023
'Cause there is that happens,
814
28:14.023 --> 28:14.856
that's a very relatable feeling.
815
28:14.856 --> 28:17.120
No there was none of that, I wasn't trying to recreate it,
816
28:17.120 --> 28:18.208
I didn't know Mcafee or his crew were coming, none of it.
817
28:18.208 --> 28:19.420
None of it.
818
28:19.420 --> 28:20.710
I will say once it was all there.
819
28:20.710 --> 28:22.230
So it was just gonna be you and Gaz?
820
28:22.230 --> 28:23.700
Me, Gaz, and Louis.
821
28:23.700 --> 28:27.470
But once I saw, it was the exact same,
822
28:27.470 --> 28:29.350
that's when I'm like, oh Frankie, you gotta get here.
823
28:29.350 --> 28:30.788
And then Frankie showed up like Field of Dreams
824
28:30.788 --> 28:32.581
from I don't know where he came from
825
28:32.581 --> 28:34.640
or how he got there, but he was there
826
28:34.640 --> 28:36.340
four minutes after I tweeted that.
827
28:37.930 --> 28:39.710
National Title tonight, who you got?
828
28:39.710 --> 28:41.233
Woo, I think it's Gonzaga,
829
28:42.690 --> 28:45.140
like Gonzaga, I think they played better defense,
830
28:45.140 --> 28:47.460
but that's kind of a given.
831
28:47.460 --> 28:50.280
And I think that they can, the one thing that UNC does,
832
28:50.280 --> 28:52.277
offensive rebounds I think Gonzaga can neutralize it.
833
28:52.277 --> 28:54.270
Man that rebound the other night was unbelievable.
834
28:54.270 --> 28:56.440
You know I feel bad for that kid because man.
835
28:56.440 --> 28:58.410
He's just getting bodied.
836
28:58.410 --> 28:59.680
There's nothing you can do in that spot
837
28:59.680 --> 29:01.090
while it's happening, I mean you can try
838
29:01.090 --> 29:02.633
to box out better of course, but.
839
29:02.633 --> 29:03.466
He didn't even try to box out I think
840
29:03.466 --> 29:04.990
he just had a mental mistake.
841
29:04.990 --> 29:06.047
But you know when you're just getting pushed around,
842
29:06.047 --> 29:07.583
you saw him when he kind of threw up his hands
843
29:07.583 --> 29:08.890
when they got the second rebound,
844
29:08.890 --> 29:10.160
like I don't even know what to do here.
845
29:10.160 --> 29:11.977
The kid had 40% of the rebounds for his team
846
29:11.977 --> 29:14.100
against guys who are twice his size.
847
29:14.100 --> 29:18.000
Kenny Meeks that guys ass just fucking throws bodies around.
848
29:18.000 --> 29:19.500
Phil Jackson would love that ass.
849
29:19.500 --> 29:20.590
Yeah, so who do you got?
850
29:20.590 --> 29:23.270
I think I got North Carolina,
851
29:23.270 --> 29:25.030
but I'm certainly not confident,
852
29:25.030 --> 29:26.695
I mean it's basically a pick 'em.
853
29:26.695 --> 29:27.699
I like Gonzaga I think, yeah.
854
29:27.699 --> 29:29.663
And I think Mark Few's a better coach,
855
29:29.663 --> 29:33.284
people have been getting a lot of Roy Williams heat,
856
29:33.284 --> 29:36.840
but UNC should have won that game against Oregon
857
29:36.840 --> 29:38.360
by double digits.
858
29:38.360 --> 29:39.850
Well and if they grab the rebound
859
29:39.850 --> 29:42.310
they were on the verge of having a fucking awful loss.
860
29:42.310 --> 29:44.684
I mean it was that close to being a total embarrassment.
861
29:44.684 --> 29:46.070
I mean even grabbing that rebound, clock running,
862
29:46.070 --> 29:47.889
it would have been tough, but yeah.
863
29:47.889 --> 29:49.574
Right, but you know what I'm saying, it was like.
864
29:49.574 --> 29:50.876
But if you're Roy Williams at what point.
865
29:50.876 --> 29:51.709
Down the stretch was not good for UNC either.
866
29:52.646 --> 29:53.753
And what point do you sit Berry
867
29:53.753 --> 29:54.990
and be like, dude, you're two for 15?
868
29:54.990 --> 29:56.335
You gotta stop shooting.
869
29:56.335 --> 29:58.641
If I don't bet the game, which at this point
870
29:58.641 --> 30:00.668
it's probably unlikely, I would root for Gonzaga
871
30:00.668 --> 30:03.206
I don't know who wouldn't, but I do,
872
30:03.206 --> 30:05.760
if I bet it, I'm betting North Carolina, so.
873
30:05.760 --> 30:08.520
So I mean it's basically gonna be a pickup.
874
30:08.520 --> 30:09.500
Yeah, it will.
875
30:09.500 --> 30:12.850
It seems like sharp money's on Gonzaga, but who knows.
876
30:12.850 --> 30:14.353
Alright, that's The Rundown.