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<v ->It is the Rundown.</v>

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<v ->It's the Rundown.</v>

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<v ->It is the Rundown.</v>

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<v ->It is the Rundown.</v>

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<v Guy>What's today's date?</v>

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<v ->The 29th.</v>

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<v ->It's August, 14th.</v>

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<v ->No, 26th.</v>

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<v ->I was about to freak out</v>

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over this shit.
<v ->24th!</v>

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<v ->(claps) Let's get some energy in here.</v>

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(laughing)

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<v ->Clap it up for Nate.</v>

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<v ->Big explosions, baby,</v>

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big explosions!
<v ->Lets go, come on,</v>

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lets clap it up for Nate!
<v ->Let's go!</v>

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<v ->Let's clap it up for Nate!</v>
<v ->Make it happen!</v>

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<v ->Mike Rapport's in the house.</v>

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Is Lebron, in Brooklyn, at some sort of ceremony,

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the Sports Illustrated thing maybe?

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Kendrick Lamar is playing, Lebron is putting on a tour,

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the force, seat dancing clinic.

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The kind that would make Taylor Swift be like,

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"Oh my god, look at this asshole."

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<v ->Everybody was perfectly still in their chairs,</v>

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and he was basically putting on his own music video.

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<v ->This is also when you, your brain was kidnapped.</v>

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<v ->Lebron probably noticed, he's like, "I have--"</v>

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He had six months of just being able to do

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whatever the fuck he wanted because David Page was in love.

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You let him off the hook
<v ->The name Lebron is</v>

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<v ->for six months, dude!</v>
<v ->not a trending topic anymore</v>

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<v ->If he's watching this--</v>
<v Guy>You're back! (laughs)</v>

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<v ->Every press conference, motha,</v>

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<v Guy>Yes, you're back.</v>
(laughing)

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<v ->I'm fuckin' all in'.</v>

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<v ->Lebron James never had a--</v>

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Not that I wanna see him get injured, but for some reason,

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<v ->Let me connect the dots</v>

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on something,
<v ->no injuries.</v>

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Roger Clemens,

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<v ->I am on the record of saying</v>
<v ->Barry Bonds,</v>

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<v ->he used steroids since high school.</v>

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<v ->Allegedly.</v>

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Allegedly.

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Allegedly.

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We don't want a law suit, we made it clear.

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<v ->This guy's the king!</v>

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<v ->I've been sued too many times,</v>

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I'm not alleged--
<v Guy>No, no, I'm saying--</v>

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<v ->Brian--</v>

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What's Westbrook's first name?
<v ->Who?</v>

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<v ->Mike?</v>

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<v Producer>Russell.</v>
<v ->Russell.</v>

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<v ->Oh, you should have let him go!</v>

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<v ->Mike, Mike Westbrook.
(laughing)</v>

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<v Producer>I retract that, I retract that help.</v>

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<v ->Mike Westbrook.</v>

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<v ->And he started with Brian, went Brian Westbrook,</v>

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the Philly's, the Eagles favorite,

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<v ->Mike Westbrook.</v>
<v ->then onto Mike Westbrook.</v>

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<v ->Russel Westbrook.</v>
<v ->Hey, Bobby Westbrook,</v>

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what do we got on him?

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<v ->Westbrook, Brian, Westbrook, Michael, Westbrook,</v>

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Westbrook, Westbrook, Westbrook.

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<v ->You hold a microphone like a dick, you're gonna</v>

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be called out for holding a microphone like a dick.

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If you don't wanna be called out for holding a microphone

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like a dick, don't hold a microphone like a dick.

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<v ->We got a 101 year old lady.</v>

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She won, because she was the only one in the race.

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<v ->Sure.</v>

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I'd fuck her, but, well--

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<v ->You're such a spider monkey, I love it, Nate.</v>

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(laughing)
That was so like,

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out of left field,
<v ->You think?</v>

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<v ->like so like,</v>
<v ->You think.</v>

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<v ->sneaky perfect for the Nate dog.</v>

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<v ->I mean, do we even do the rest of the topic here,</v>

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or do we just leave it at that?

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<v ->No, lets just move on.
(laughing)</v>

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Nate's on the record as fucking

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this 101 year old.
<v ->Nate's got the freaks.</v>

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<v ->She's hot.</v>

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<v ->Sports, you can't love without hating.</v>

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Tom Brady wouldn't be Tom Brady without people

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that hated his guts!
<v ->Like me.</v>

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<v ->And you, will suck those balls, like there's no tomorrow.</v>

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Guys like you that will grease

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those fuckin' balls,
<v ->(Host) I would.</v>

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<v ->(Guy) Fuckin' suck 'em.</v>
<v ->like there's no tomorrow.</v>

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But you need the guys
<v ->I was like, you know what,</v>

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no I would.
<v ->on the other side like me.</v>

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It's okay to hate in sports!
<v ->It's okay to be mad.</v>

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It's okay to say, "Fuck you."

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<v ->I've never spilled a full coffee, so that</v>

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might be an exaggeration--
<v ->Well you are a fat slob</v>

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so it wouldn't surprise me if you have.

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<v ->I am Dave Portnoy.</v>

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(guys laughing)

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<v ->You motherfucker.</v>