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(Star Wars theme playing)
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It's 8:00 pm, I'm in line for tomorrow's 11:00 am panel.
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I'm a few thousand people deep,
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I don't know if I'm gonna make it in.
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This is crazy.
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I plan on sleeping here in my pajamas, as you can see.
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Gotta do it for the love of the Wars.
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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The line is moving along very fast.
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I may get in tonight.
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I thought there wasn't a chance.
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There is a chance I'm gonna be in there.
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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(crowd cheering)
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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All right, massive update, I've made it past the mob.
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We're on to the next line,
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the next queue to get a wristband.
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It's tough, this is hard.
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I'm two hours into a fifteen-hour journey.
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I'm already a little exhausted,
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but you know what, like I said,
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love of the Wars, let's do it.
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(Star Wars theme)
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Alright, big update, I'm in.
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This is the long line,
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looks like a refugee camp or something.
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Found these two stoolies.
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We got Luke and Matt.
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We're in a hostel, I think.
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So they arrived two and a half hours bef--
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After
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After me.
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They we're ahead of me in line.
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I don't know what happened there.
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He's a noob.
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I don't know what happened.
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We're here.
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we're gonna maybe sleep here, maybe not sleep here.
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We're gonna be here all night. Trailer park.
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Maybe with each other, maybe not.
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Maybe not.
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It's gonna get weird.
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Star Wars Celebration, it gets weird.
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I'm stoked though.
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We're gonna see a trailer tomorrow.
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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(crowd murmuring)
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Alright, not so massive update,
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It's one in the morning.
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Everyone's sleeping.
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See, behind me, they've got sleeping bags.
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Everyone's got these pillows.
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This one looks like a vagina, it's weird.
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Everyone's sleeping.
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Sleep's for the weak,
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we've got a trailer to watch tomorrow, boys.
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I'm getting excited.
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Got some fucking Dippin' Dots, banana split.
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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We got organized lightsaber battles going on.
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This one guy with the double saber,
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he's the sheriff of all of them.
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He's going over rules.
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I don't know what's going on.
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He's doing three out of two.
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We're counting down.
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Let's do it!
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Alright, y'all ready?
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We're ready.
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Three!
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Two!
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One!
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Go!
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(lightsabers clinking together)
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(laughing)
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Oh!
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(clapping)
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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These guys keep getting
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way too close to us!
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Whoa!
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Back up!
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(lightsabers clinking together)
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Oh my god!
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Whoa!
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He's playing for keeps!
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(crowd murmuring)
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(laughing)
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Jedi Master Cargo Shorts!
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(laughing)
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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(crowd cheering)
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DJ Pauly D!
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(crowd cheering)
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Whoa!
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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Same rules, three rounds.
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We got this kid versus Roba Fett.
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No face shots.
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No name calling.
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You got this!
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No name calling?
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What is this?
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No name--oh, he dropped the robe.
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(cheering)
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Oh, this is electric!
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This is an electric factory!
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It's fucking two in the morning, we're battlin'.
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Star Wars celebration 2017.
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We out here!
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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General Hux with a blue lightsaber?
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Oh, Look at this guy!
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Look at this guy, he's got a blaster behind his back.
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That's not legal.
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He's got a blaster behind his back.
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He's hiding a blaster.
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This is unreal.
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He's gonna shoot this guy right away.
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He's hiding a blaster behind his back.
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Nobody's saying a word.
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Three rounds!
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Nobody's saying a word.
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This guy has a blaster right behind his back.
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Look at this.
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This is unreal, unheard of.
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(laughing)
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(crowd cheering)
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Oh! He shot him!
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(cheering)
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He shot him, you're dead!
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You're dead, Mace Windu, you're dead!
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(clapping)
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(yelling)
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That was dirty.
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No, it's over!
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Oh, a fight!
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This guy broke the rules.
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He's about to get decapitated!
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(cheering)
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He broke the rules he's decap--
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Oh! Got decapitated!
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(cheering)
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Oh, that's what you get!
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Listen, when you break the rules at Celebration,
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that's what happens.
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You can't hide a blaster behind your back.
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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(sniffs)
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Update, it's five in the morning.
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I just got two hours of sleep
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on this concrete floor.
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It's the coldest building I've ever been in.
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I feel like I'm on Hoth.
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I slept right on the floor because I'm a savage.
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We're six hours till the panel starts.
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Seven and a half hours till the trailer.
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Very tired.
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But, I'm persevering.
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If that's--yeah.
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Alright.
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(sniffs)
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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Here we go.
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Long time waiting for this.
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7:00 am got a wrist band.
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Seven-thirty, I don't even know what time it is.
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We did it!
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Wristband Rob.
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I'm in!
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(Star Wars theme continues)
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Alright, this might be the final update,
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because I don't know if they're gonna allow me
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to bring this thing in and record video.
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But, I might anyway.
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We're in.
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We're walking into the convention.
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Haulin' out the celebration stage.
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I didn't get a lot of sleep last night,
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but I couldn't be more wide awake
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for a new Star Wars trailer!
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Last Jedi!
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Can't wait!
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Let's do it!