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<v ->Do you want to ask these two guys eating salad?</v>

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I'm gonna hold your arm!

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<v ->You wanna hold my arm?</v>

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<v ->Glenny, were a couple.</v>

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<v ->We're not a fucking couple.</v>

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<v ->We're a couple.</v>

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<v ->No!</v>

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<v ->Wait, hold on. So we're just two friends</v>

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asking people for a threesome?

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<v ->Yeah!</v>

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I'm not carrying your arm around me the whole time.

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<v ->Oh my God, this is already going terribly.</v>

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<v ->Well even if we're a couple,</v>

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why do we have to hold hands if we're a couple?

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<v ->I just thought it would be more convincing.</v>

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<v ->We're good.</v>

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<v ->Okay, alright, fine.</v>

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<v ->Alright, let's go over here.</v>

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<v ->Who do you want to ask?</v>

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Do you wanna ask her?

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<v ->Nah you can ask it.</v>

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<v ->You ask her.</v>

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<v ->Alright ...</v>

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I know, it's gonna be a scary question.

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Are you interested in having a threesome with us?

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<v ->This is kind of embarrassing but it's my birthday today</v>

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and we're looking for someone to have a threesome with.

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<v ->[Awkward Laughing]</v>

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<v ->[Men Stutter And Laugh]</v>

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<v ->Hi. We have kind of a strange question.</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->It's my birthday and we wanted to have a threesome</v>

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would you be interested?

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<v ->Ha! No, but thanks.</v>

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<v ->Damn it.</v>

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<v  Asa>Oh.</v>

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We have a question, would you be interested in

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having a threesome with us?

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<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->God damn it.</v>

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<v ->Oh you're just gay.</v>

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->Okay, well I can watch.</v>

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(laughing)

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<v ->Alright, I'll see you later I guess.</v>

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_ Gun to your head, do you want to have a threesome with us?

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No, it's a threesome.

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<v ->No, threesome is three people.</v>

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<v ->Oh.</v>

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<v ->Would you be interested in having a threesome with us?</v>

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It's my birthday and you are like ...

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<v ->Sup bro?</v>

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<v ->(laughs) Thanks, no thank you.</v>

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<v ->Okay.</v>

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<v ->I'm a big fan of that V for Vendetta mustache.</v>

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<v ->You looked like you might be into it.</v>

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<v ->I was like scared you were going to go up to that guy-</v>

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<v ->Do you want to have a threesome with us?</v>

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<v ->With him?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, the three of us.</v>

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Hi I have a question.

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It's actually my boyfriend's birthday and we're looking

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for someone to have a threesome with.

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Would you be interested?

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(laughs)

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<v ->You can bring the dog it would be wonderful.</v>

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<v ->I mean, he's interested if you guys don't mind.</v>

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<v ->He's invited.</v>

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Oh, just the dog?

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<v ->Yeah, just you three?</v>

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<v ->Oh, no it's okay.</v>

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We're not into dogs.

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I bet you that girl's a stripper.

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Will you have a foursome with us?

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<v ->Sure, yeah.</v>

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<v ->Really?</v>

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<v ->Sure.</v>

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<v ->I don't think you're serious though.</v>

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<v Glenny>Does that count as a gang-bang?</v>

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<v ->It's like a train.</v>

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<v ->Would you be interested in a threesome any chance?</v>

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<v ->That's pretty spontaneous.</v>

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<v ->It is spontaneous, is it not?</v>

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<v ->Yes.</v>

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I would be down.

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<v ->That's one.</v>

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<v ->(gasps) Yay!</v>

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Okay, um ...

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We haven't thought that far.

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<v ->Yeah, we're not too far into</v>

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the thought process at the moment.

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<v ->So you're down?</v>

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<v ->Sure, yeah.</v>

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<v ->Okay, will you give us your email?</v>

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<v ->Sure.</v>

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<v ->Wanna have a threesome with us?</v>

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(indistinguishable)

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Yeah, that's a yes.

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<v ->I told you guys would be a lot more interested than girls.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, you've been 100% correct.</v>

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<v ->I'm aware.</v>

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<v ->Like you've never been more correct.</v>

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<v ->The fact that you said girls,</v>

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like more girls would say yes.

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<v ->I really thought it was gonna be easy to get girls.</v>

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