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All right.
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The golf boy's back for play.
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We start with the Masters.
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There's lots of different things that go on the Masters.
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I highly encourage everybody who's
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watching this to watch the foreplay
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podcast with Frankie Borelli,
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the pizza maker it was excellent.
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It may be because I was there
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so I know how excitable that young guy was
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but he had some fortuitous breaks.
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The part, I don't even know if we
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can put it in just a taste of what we're doing
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but him talking about the hole in one
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when he was like waving his hat.
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He said--
Like he was a sailor.
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That's what he said he goes like
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the sailors when they depart
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and he's like we're all waving our hats going nuts.
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It was a hilarious take on it
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so it was very good.
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Frankie, that's it, he knows it but he's peaked,
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his life is all downhill from here
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at the ripe age of 23 so--
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So we'll go to you, Rigs since you're
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a golf guy, thoughts on the overall
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trip at the Masters, the Sergio victory,
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the sportsmanship angle that a lot of people
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like myself and Kevin want to puke.
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When they were like slapping each other
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on the ass and giving each other hugs
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and tickling each others balls and all that shit.
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Really made for disgusting TV from a competitive
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person like myself, so the floor is yours.
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Look, the first half of the day
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was a snooze fest in terms of the Masters
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but it always delivers on the back nine
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they've been saying forever,
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Masters doesn't start 'til the back nine on Sunday.
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It was everything you asked for, it was a good storyline,
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those two guys separated themselves,
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they are good buddies so I know
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that you guys fucking hate that shit,
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the thing that I think you confuse it for
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is they still want to beat each other
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as badly as possible they just
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can recognize and unbelievable shot
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and stepping up to the moment,
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so they're patting each other on the ass.
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I can see why people don't like it
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I don't mind it at all, I think it's cool
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I think it adds to it I think it's
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what makes golf different
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but in terms of the overall storyline of the day,
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Sergio making an Eagle on 15 after he made
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the birdie on 14, coming back after
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about 10 different times where
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I think everybody in the world was like
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this is where Sergio blows it,
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this is where Sergio blows it,
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this is where Sergio blows it,
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and then somehow he won the Masters?
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It was fucking awesome,
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we saw him at Publix too so shout out to us, Monday night.
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Well but did you talk to him like Mark Wahlberg.
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We literally took--
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Mark Wahlberg, I bullied Mark Wahlberg
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right off the internet.
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But here's what happened is that
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we had just arrived in Augustus
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and we were like oh let's go get a picture
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with him they were like wait
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it's like Augusta that might be different,
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so we didn't go do it.
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In hindsight we probably should've,
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we just made Rob run over
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and take a weird picture of him
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from like 40 feet away.
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But he was the first guy we saw
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in Augusta, he ended up winning.
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The star was obviously Frankie Borelli.
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We had this big plan last night to do
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a full Masters recap, we were gonna do a different segments.
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Frankie came in just beaming, he came in
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so we were like get him on a podcast
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immediately, he went on for an hour.
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Things were just lining up,
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I met the right people I have to tell you
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these stories, it was fucking insane.
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Just tell me, we'll do it again on the podcast.
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Frankie is fired up, Frankie's fired up.
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Matt Kuchar hit a hole in one
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right in front of my eyeballs and I passed out.
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Like I blacked out.
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Awesome that you listened to it and plugged it,
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foreplay go download subscribe but yeah
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I mean the whole week was unbelievable.
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Shout out to Natty, the Natty shot
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couldn't have been more fun.
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That looks awesome--
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That was actually--
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That was where I was jealous.
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Now this we have first of all the Wahlberg
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I mention it so Marky Mark tweeted,
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congratulations Sergio Garcia
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about time you won a Master,
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all the hard work it was great talking
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with you this morning, like he just
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threw it in like he somehow had something to do with it.
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So I just quoted the Tweet and said,
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breaking, Mark Wahlberg talked to Sergio
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this morning, he deleted the Tweet.
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I put him in a body bag, I zipped it up
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and I dropped it in the Charles river.
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So I put him off the internet,
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shout out RIP, I'm surprised he backed down like that.
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It was the Natty shack to go from
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a Midas, we were a little sketchy.
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It was a Midas fucking auto shop
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and it was awesome.
I think that plays into it.
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I wanted an update, I told this story
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on Barstool radio for those who
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don't listen to Barstool radio
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we went out they had a country club
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as the name of the bar, one night
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there were four ladies that we're chatting with,
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one of the girls her dad was a member
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at a golf, we've tried to explain
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what having a green jacket means, what being
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a member of Augusta National means.
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300 total.
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It is the most exclusive.
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That's it, members?
300 members.
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It is the most exclusive frat in the world.
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It's the highest most...
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I'd say, those 300 are three of the
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thousand most powerful people in America
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maybe the world--
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And they walk like it too.
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And they walk like it and they don't care
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about the rules, they don't care about anything
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they play by Frat rules.
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A true testament to how impressive
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they really were I thought there
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was a chance that you were gonna
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come back hating all that 'cause
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we talked about golf and their rules
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and their a chance toity shit,
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the fact that you are so impressed with them
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I think shows even double how badass they are.
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You know when there's fake power
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and people act important who aren't
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like a bouncer at a club so to speak
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or you know whatever.
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Like fake celebrities, fake importance.
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There was nothing fake about what,
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and by the way--
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But it is kind of fake.
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No it is not, Kevin.
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Kevin they could murder you right now
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like I actually believe that.
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We're not kidding it's international waters.
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Yeah, it's wild.
Inside of Augusta National.
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I think--
Anything goes.
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But it's fake 'cause it's just like
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they run a golf course.
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But it's real because everybody buys into it.
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No no no no no no.
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You're missing the point, they have people
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placed at the highest powers, like Goodell,
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like everybody--
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It just happens to be a golf course
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where they all come together.
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Right right, it's like the Illuminati meets in Augusta.
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Exactly.
Yeah yeah.
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Like oh I'm having a problem with any,
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like I can't get this casino done here or--
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Like the girl that we met at the bar
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whose dad was the member she tried to play it off
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like yeah my dad got in 'cause he really likes golf.
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And we were like--
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Yeah your dad's the head of the mafia.
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So Dave did a little research and it was like, oh.
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Oh you have a house on Cliff Road in Nantucket,
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how convenient just the most...
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And they all went to fancy schools.
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Anyways I walked by the bar and Rigs
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and this girl's hitting it off
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I swear to god, dead serious I heard Rigs say,
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I'm a three handicap, I can play in the membered guest.
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Like he was working all weekend.
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Absolutely.
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Take your chance man, you're only gonna be in Augusta once
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Her friends too couldn't have dropped
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quicker that her dad was a member of Augusta National
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and I just popped right up.
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I mean those green jackets--
Excuse me.
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what'd you just say?
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I'm surprised you didn't propose.
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Oh I was close, they had to drag me out of the bar.
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We were talking like if he did,
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like Rigs would just left us
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like he would've been on the inside
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like the ropes, tagging along.
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I would've like when you guys
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would've walked by me while I was on the inside
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you guys are on the outside, I would've like
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looked the other way.
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(laughs)
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Yeah, I don't know those guys.
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What was your takeaway, that's your
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first time there obviously.
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First time there.
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What would you take away the experience.
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My takeaway was that--
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Not the play on the courses really Augusta.
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Augusta was that I went in,
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I told Trent this, I went in walking in
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on Tuesday for the first time
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and I was nervous because I thought I was gonna
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be let down and it is just for
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someone who's such a golf nerd
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I'm obsessed with the history and that course
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has all of it, it was unbelievable,
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I think it really adds to it too.
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You think they overdo it with the no
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cellphones and all that, it makes it even cooler.
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It's like you're in 1950 the only thing
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you have to do the whole time you're there
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is just watch the golf and pay attention to it,
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pay attention to the course.
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The place is unbelievably hilly.
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Which is shocking like you really can't tell
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on TV the greens look like a fucking putt putt course
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because they're so undulating so I was
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taken aback by the whole thing.
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I thought it was awesome but then again
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I'm a big golf guy so.
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This story too, I'm sorry if some of it's
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repetitive because I was doing Barstool radio
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but not the rundown and this is just so typical.
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So Frankie and I were walking to the course
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to see where everything's at and
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we didn't have watches because
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my time is usually my cell phone
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so we didn't have the phones
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so I asked some old timer,
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I'm like what time is it because we have to get back.
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He just gave me this, he goes
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time stands still here.
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(laughter)
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like it was the most you don't ask the time.
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He had that line it was almost
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like he was baiting me like it looked
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like he had a watch and he didn't.
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I was just like alright I'll just fucking
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eat my pimento sandwich which I didn't eat.
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The dramatics are unbelievable.
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Yeah we had-
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Time stands still.
I can appreciate it
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and respect it and seeing how you guys
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enjoyed it was cool but
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it's so ridiculous.
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It is so dramatic.
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I went in thinking that too
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like it's gonna be a little ridiculous
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and it's just you buy in when you're there.
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It's just fucking awesome.
Yeah well you're
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part of the cults, man this is why they can run the world.
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Frankie had one of those lines too over the weekend
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where he just looked at us and he was like
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man the beer tastes colder.
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Yeah he goes the chips are saltier.
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A classic Barstool move,
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also is speaking of buy in and cult.
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There's a church that is directly
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and I mean directly across the street
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from the Masters and people charging
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50 bucks for a parking spot or whatever,
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these people let you park for free.
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Literally for free.
It's a church.
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And we parked there--
It's very Christian.
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Every day and they say a prayer for you,
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they give you a little slip what do you want
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prayed for and they read it and they
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pray back for you.
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We would make fun of these people
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like you wouldn't believe.
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As soon as they gave us the slips.
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What absolute cocksuckers these people are.
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As soon as they gave us the slip--
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Like how stupid are--
And we rolled up the window
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we all just went suckers.
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I must've done the math on that parking lot
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be like there's 400 spots in here,
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it's 50 dollars a day, how do they make money?
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It was unbelievable.
And they're giving you
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coffee and they're giving you donuts
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it's like how stupid like I'm taking advantage
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of these idiots.
Dumbest people in the world.
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And by the way what are we doing,
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I don't even think people knew
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we just drove the truck this big ass,
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in the last day we parked in a handicap spot
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and it's just like fuck these people,
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fuck the handicap--
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We were a minute away from having
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like a tailgate right there.
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Yeah we were.
Just right in their
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fucking parking lot.
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The one caveat is we were told day one
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like there's no, and every day
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I every day I went through
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the same mental dance like there's
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no way this can be free.
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Nobody's this stupid,
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we are giving money, don't they do donations
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at church so what the fuck, charge me.
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Well you're probably supposed to.
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We found that out at the end.
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They had a donation thing, we were told no--
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I was gonna say did you maybe at the end
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like make it right or you just fucking took off.
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No we never made it right, I don't,
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happy passover, if it was my people I would take care of it.
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And that's the difference between
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the J's and the Christians.
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Right and that's why the churches are falling apart
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because you guys aren't charging for parking.
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Falling apart. (laughter)
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Here's the thing, here's the thing--
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That's the big problem with Christianity
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these days is the parking.
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Here's what we didn't realize.
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I guess, and by the way it was sales guy Jay
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was and actually all business Pete.
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It was their fault because I said
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100 times are you sure
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there's no way to pay.
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They were like we tried to pay they would not let us.
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I guess there was a donation jar
355
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near the coffee donuts but,
356
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so you had to walk to get it
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but I was making a point I thought
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they were trying to like,
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they may have spiked it.
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Like there's no way they're giving me free parking
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and just normal coffee.
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So it was like I'm not going near--
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Bro, you are a crazy person.
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11:35.970 --> 11:39.090
Oh am I, am I though Kevin?
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11:39.090 --> 11:40.370
There's some weird shit that goes
366
11:40.370 --> 11:43.610
on with that church, I've seen the stories.
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Yeah spike your coffee at Augusta.
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11:45.410 --> 11:46.800
Yeah and then next thing you know
369
11:46.800 --> 11:49.064
it's like weird shit happening to you
370
11:49.064 --> 11:49.897
and I've seen what's that movie,
371
11:49.897 --> 11:51.690
the newspaper movie from Boston.
372
11:51.690 --> 11:53.653
Spotlight.
I've seen Spotlight.
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Speaking of sales guy Jay by the way
374
11:56.730 --> 11:58.670
I've never seen someone, he hates
375
11:58.670 --> 12:02.010
the GPS lady in a car more than anything
376
12:02.010 --> 12:03.130
you've ever heard in your life.
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12:03.130 --> 12:04.140
I could see Jay hating that actually.
378
12:04.140 --> 12:06.100
We were coming over and she's like
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make a left at 100 feet, he just goes shut up.
380
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Just stop yelling, we were alright, Jay, relax.
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I also, Octagon Bob, so he was there
382
12:14.840 --> 12:17.740
and we ran out of rooms, we didn't have enough rooms.
383
12:17.740 --> 12:21.010
So he just slept in basically an open living
384
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room and we came home one night
385
12:22.257 --> 12:24.270
and I don't know why this struck me as so funny.
386
12:24.270 --> 12:26.980
He woke up dead asleep and he turns to us
387
12:26.980 --> 12:28.130
like three in the morning and we were
388
12:28.130 --> 12:29.840
all kind of banged up he just goes,
389
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with all due respect to Dave,
390
12:32.220 --> 12:34.834
Rigs you are screaming in my face.
391
12:34.834 --> 12:35.847
(laughter)
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12:35.847 --> 12:37.230
it was fucking hilarious, Octagon Bob.
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He was not happy.
394
12:38.317 --> 12:39.150
He was not happy at all.
395
12:39.150 --> 12:40.310
And then shout out, I saved you guys
396
12:40.310 --> 12:43.340
direct flight Bret, I legitimately hate now.
397
12:43.340 --> 12:46.980
He will not book my travel anymore ever.
398
12:46.980 --> 12:48.740
But the fact that he had you guys
399
12:48.740 --> 12:51.410
not going direct home as well
400
12:51.410 --> 12:55.770
is so stunningly inadequate as a office manager.
401
12:55.770 --> 12:57.900
It's like really tough to put together
402
12:57.900 --> 12:58.733
how he did that.
403
12:58.733 --> 13:00.951
I like Brett he's one of my friends so
404
13:00.951 --> 13:02.880
I'm glad that we got to go direct
405
13:02.880 --> 13:03.927
that was better than not going direct.
406
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And for those who missed it--
407
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Look at Barstool Indie roll in here.
408
13:06.940 --> 13:08.110
Oh geez.
409
13:08.110 --> 13:09.210
10 hour--
410
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NWO takeover.
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We had a 10 hour flight trip down to,
412
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from New York to Augusta, missed our connection,
413
13:18.400 --> 13:19.250
that wasn't Brett's fault,
414
13:19.250 --> 13:21.651
best case scenario it would've been
415
13:21.651 --> 13:22.877
five hours round trip no matter what
416
13:22.877 --> 13:26.968
and Jay, sales guy was already there
417
13:26.968 --> 13:27.960
and we're like Jay why didn't you fly
418
13:27.960 --> 13:30.450
with us and he's like oh I took the direct flight
419
13:30.450 --> 13:32.930
from New York to Augusta, like
420
13:32.930 --> 13:35.095
what do you mean direct flight he's like
421
13:35.095 --> 13:36.000
oh yeah there's a direct flight.
422
13:36.000 --> 13:37.710
I feel your pain after this morning
423
13:37.710 --> 13:39.460
because it couldn't have been easier for us
424
13:39.460 --> 13:40.893
to get home today.
425
13:40.893 --> 13:41.895
We got home.
426
13:41.895 --> 13:43.410
85 minutes up and down, vs. 10 hours.
427
13:43.410 --> 13:45.613
And its' like 15 minutes from our house.
428
13:45.613 --> 13:49.520
Otis Nixon, he's been found.
429
13:49.520 --> 13:51.820
He went missing over the weekend.
430
13:51.820 --> 13:53.030
There's only one problem with this story
431
13:53.030 --> 13:55.320
is that he wasn't lost long enough.
432
13:55.320 --> 13:58.392
I don't ever known that he was lost I said it--
433
13:58.392 --> 13:59.592
Yeah he was probably just doing crack
434
13:59.592 --> 14:01.780
in a dark alley somewhere but I wish it was a saga
435
14:01.780 --> 14:03.832
like Richard Simmons almost.
436
14:03.832 --> 14:05.700
I had no reaction, zero when I heard this story.
437
14:05.700 --> 14:07.610
People like oh Otis Nixon is missing
438
14:07.610 --> 14:10.550
like yeah that's a very Otis Nixon thing to do.
439
14:10.550 --> 14:13.849
The guy, I don't--
440
14:13.849 --> 14:14.835
He's not a human.
441
14:14.835 --> 14:15.668
He has been alive for 200 years.
442
14:15.668 --> 14:17.150
Yeah the only reason that Otis Nixon
443
14:17.150 --> 14:19.210
is not dead yet is because he's immortal
444
14:19.210 --> 14:21.260
like he's never gonna die, he came into the league,
445
14:21.260 --> 14:23.800
he came out of the womb 120 years old
446
14:23.800 --> 14:25.480
still looks 120 years old, I think
447
14:25.480 --> 14:27.432
he'll be that way 'til the end of time.
448
14:27.432 --> 14:28.280
He looks like a demon too.
449
14:28.280 --> 14:29.460
He looks like--
He doesn't look like a human
450
14:29.460 --> 14:31.071
he looks like an alien of some sort.
451
14:31.071 --> 14:32.810
He looks like he knows like maybe Satan
452
14:32.810 --> 14:34.550
like on the up and up.
453
14:34.550 --> 14:37.252
Right no that's Otis Nixon to a T.
454
14:37.252 --> 14:40.273
What do you think he was doing, that is the question.
455
14:40.273 --> 14:42.040
He looks like a guy who could
456
14:42.040 --> 14:43.950
get lost in a crack house for like 72 hours.
457
14:43.950 --> 14:45.912
Exactly but then--
458
14:45.912 --> 14:47.050
But in which are you really missing at that point.
459
14:47.050 --> 14:48.010
No, he's not but he's also--
460
14:48.010 --> 14:49.690
Who even put in the call?
461
14:49.690 --> 14:51.053
How do you know Otis Nixon goes missing?
462
14:51.053 --> 14:52.296
Like Mrs. Nixon like--
463
14:52.296 --> 14:54.280
Otis Nixon is the type of guy
464
14:54.280 --> 14:55.920
who has no family or friends.
No way.
465
14:55.920 --> 14:57.270
He's the type of guy who can go
466
14:57.270 --> 14:59.010
in and out of the crack head life
467
14:59.010 --> 15:00.835
like I think he can spend 72 hours--
468
15:00.835 --> 15:01.875
He's not Lamar.
And then come out.
469
15:01.875 --> 15:02.810
Lamar Odom couldn't handle, he almost died.
470
15:02.810 --> 15:03.940
He was on the way to the golf course
471
15:03.940 --> 15:05.010
and they said he never showed up.
472
15:05.010 --> 15:06.260
It was like a quick little detour
473
15:06.260 --> 15:07.670
like I'm gonna go the crack house.
474
15:07.670 --> 15:08.940
Your buddies will know that,
475
15:08.940 --> 15:10.680
if you don't make that tee time that's who--
476
15:10.680 --> 15:12.472
That's true, that's what it was.
477
15:12.472 --> 15:13.305
Where the fuck is he?
478
15:13.305 --> 15:15.320
But who golfs with Otis Nixon.
479
15:15.320 --> 15:16.690
Otis Nixon has crack head friends.
480
15:16.690 --> 15:18.110
He was on the way to Augusta National.
481
15:18.110 --> 15:20.740
No no, just golfing that's who called it in.
482
15:20.740 --> 15:22.073
That's who knew.
483
15:22.073 --> 15:23.130
So he's the type of guy as well
484
15:23.130 --> 15:24.930
who would show up four days late
485
15:24.930 --> 15:27.620
to his tee time and just play 18 by himself
486
15:27.620 --> 15:29.930
and not even know something was amiss.
487
15:29.930 --> 15:31.668
Not even say anything to his buddies
488
15:31.668 --> 15:32.666
like where are you guys?
489
15:32.666 --> 15:33.499
Yeah he's just like play 18.
490
15:33.499 --> 15:35.410
He's Otis Nixon, he's looked the same
491
15:35.410 --> 15:38.290
the 20 years ago he looked the same,
492
15:38.290 --> 15:40.180
100 again like Bradley Cooper
493
15:40.180 --> 15:43.171
I forget who went viral with like oh my god, Bradley--
494
15:43.171 --> 15:44.004
Nick Cage, Bradley Cooper.
Nick Cage, time travelers.
495
15:44.004 --> 15:45.789
McConaughey, yeah.
496
15:45.789 --> 15:46.630
Like a Civil War picture and it looks
497
15:46.630 --> 15:47.760
just like Nicholas Cage.
498
15:47.760 --> 15:49.320
Otis Nixon's not a time traveler,
499
15:49.320 --> 15:51.200
he's just lived straight.
500
15:51.200 --> 15:52.270
He's just been alive for all these years..
501
15:52.270 --> 15:53.990
Forever, he's been alive forever,
502
15:53.990 --> 15:55.700
he will be alive forever.
503
15:55.700 --> 15:57.870
United Airlines, they are all over the news,
504
15:57.870 --> 15:59.610
probably the most viral story of the day.
505
15:59.610 --> 16:01.770
Not probably definitely, so they drag
506
16:01.770 --> 16:05.770
this guy off an airplane and the crux of this
507
16:05.770 --> 16:08.035
that he's bleeding, he's everything so they
508
16:08.035 --> 16:09.960
overbooked the plane and they needed
509
16:09.960 --> 16:11.870
four volunteers to get off.
510
16:11.870 --> 16:14.480
I think they got up to 800 dollars a ticket.
511
16:14.480 --> 16:16.660
Nobody moved so they said fuck it,
512
16:16.660 --> 16:18.520
we're gonna do a random drawing.
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16:18.520 --> 16:19.900
This is like Hunger Games style.
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16:19.900 --> 16:21.930
I'd rather get picked to play in the Hunger Games
515
16:21.930 --> 16:24.813
than get kicked off a plane that I didn't want to get off.
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16:24.813 --> 16:26.780
So they picked this guy, he's like
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16:26.780 --> 16:28.090
I'm a doctor I got a thing,
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16:28.090 --> 16:28.990
won't get off the plane.
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16:28.990 --> 16:30.250
They drag him off.
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16:30.250 --> 16:31.752
I think everybody on the planet
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16:31.752 --> 16:34.800
right now is so on this guys' side.
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16:34.800 --> 16:37.430
United Airlines, I said it, I'll say it again,
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16:37.430 --> 16:38.940
I'll say it 'til I die.
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16:38.940 --> 16:40.986
Anybody who is involved in this,
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16:40.986 --> 16:43.110
I don't want them just punished
526
16:43.110 --> 16:44.780
I don't want them just thrown in jail,
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I want them dead.
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I want them to suffer before they die
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16:48.830 --> 16:49.870
and they deserve it.
530
16:49.870 --> 16:51.891
This type of treatment can't be,
531
16:51.891 --> 16:56.840
if you buy a ticket that's your fucking seat, period.
532
16:56.840 --> 16:58.310
It's a tough break for this guy.
533
16:58.310 --> 16:59.640
To be on your plane and--
534
16:59.640 --> 17:01.000
He's gonna sue the fuck out of them though.
535
17:01.000 --> 17:02.830
Just get literally dragged off is tough.
536
17:02.830 --> 17:04.740
The one thing I do hate are all these fucking
537
17:04.740 --> 17:06.300
people that come out and they're like
538
17:06.300 --> 17:08.685
we're gonna boycott United or we're gonna boycott United,
539
17:08.685 --> 17:11.666
first of all nobody on that plane was getting off.
540
17:11.666 --> 17:13.090
If you're boycotting you would get
541
17:13.090 --> 17:14.080
the fuck off, you're that upset
542
17:14.080 --> 17:15.725
everyone's like oh yeah that sucks--
543
17:15.725 --> 17:16.722
No no that's not fair.
No no that's different.
544
17:16.722 --> 17:17.725
That's different.
Hold on.
545
17:17.725 --> 17:18.722
Here's the other thing though,
'cause they just want
546
17:18.722 --> 17:20.082
to fucking fly too.
There's no one in the world
547
17:20.082 --> 17:21.340
that's also, nobody looks at airplane prices
548
17:21.340 --> 17:22.660
and you're like oh that's United
549
17:22.660 --> 17:24.090
I'm gonna go to the more expensive one.
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17:24.090 --> 17:25.740
No one on planet Earth is gonna do that.
551
17:25.740 --> 17:27.700
Everybody's gonna still pay for United,
552
17:27.700 --> 17:29.810
they're gonna do the same thing, the airlines know that.
553
17:29.810 --> 17:31.360
So they can just drag people off planes
554
17:31.360 --> 17:33.358
they get no repercussions, they sent out some
555
17:33.358 --> 17:35.610
half assed dog shit statement that basically
556
17:35.610 --> 17:38.700
was like, oh yeah we overbooked it definitely.
557
17:38.700 --> 17:40.201
They are motherfuckers like that.
558
17:40.201 --> 17:41.440
So what are you gonna fucking do?
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17:41.440 --> 17:42.580
So the people that are bitching saying
560
17:42.580 --> 17:43.760
they're gonna boycott are full of shit.
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17:43.760 --> 17:45.560
Nobody's gonna boycott.
I can honestly say that
562
17:45.560 --> 17:47.180
if it's between United and someone else though
563
17:47.180 --> 17:48.320
I'll pick anthrone airline.
564
17:48.320 --> 17:49.903
The problem is--
565
17:49.903 --> 17:50.901
But if it's okay--
It's a game of--
566
17:50.901 --> 17:52.436
But if it's eight dollars more,
567
17:52.436 --> 17:53.269
you're just immediately grab the shorter one.
568
17:53.269 --> 17:54.102
No I don't think so.
569
17:54.102 --> 17:55.506
I think everybody does that.
570
17:55.506 --> 17:58.470
This was such a dick move and that poor doctor
571
17:58.470 --> 17:59.303
getting dragged out of there with
572
17:59.303 --> 18:00.790
his fat belly out and everything.
573
18:00.790 --> 18:02.410
His belly, the belly look.
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18:02.410 --> 18:05.390
I mean that belly makes me look like shredded.
575
18:05.390 --> 18:07.390
It was just like this perfect little blob.
576
18:07.390 --> 18:09.160
That was bad, Rigs, I know what you're saying
577
18:09.160 --> 18:11.010
I hear you, I think that's a enough
578
18:11.010 --> 18:12.190
to maybe change people's opinions.
579
18:12.190 --> 18:14.682
The only thing I'll say is
580
18:14.682 --> 18:17.520
are there any good airlines.
581
18:17.520 --> 18:19.860
So I mean everyone has, it's a game of
582
18:19.860 --> 18:21.220
who can you top this with idiocity.
583
18:21.220 --> 18:22.990
It could happen tomorrow on American,
584
18:22.990 --> 18:23.830
it could happen tomorrow on Delta.
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18:23.830 --> 18:25.631
There's no way that it,
586
18:25.631 --> 18:26.568
like it wouldn't have stunned you if
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18:26.568 --> 18:27.927
that was American, you go oh I thought
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18:27.927 --> 18:28.947
only United did that.
589
18:28.947 --> 18:29.945
Right right right.
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18:29.945 --> 18:30.946
The last two times I've traveled
591
18:30.946 --> 18:32.450
when Brett put us on like 16 connecting flights
592
18:32.450 --> 18:34.900
which all business Pete made a fair point
593
18:34.900 --> 18:35.870
which I don't know that Brett,
594
18:35.870 --> 18:37.610
he's like well I saved eight dollars
595
18:37.610 --> 18:39.389
to make you guys travel an extra seven hours
596
18:39.389 --> 18:41.830
of travel time, we also have
597
18:41.830 --> 18:44.470
all this equipment like thousands
598
18:44.470 --> 18:45.700
of dollars of video equipment
599
18:45.700 --> 18:46.871
that we're trusting with
600
18:46.871 --> 18:50.090
I mean I'm waiting for one time if I let
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18:50.090 --> 18:52.460
him keep booking it where I'd have to take
602
18:52.460 --> 18:56.410
a railroads and piggyback
603
18:56.410 --> 18:58.420
and oh it doesn't matter.
604
18:58.420 --> 19:00.050
Hitchhiking down the highway.
605
19:00.050 --> 19:01.900
I saved four cents, me and Reznick
606
19:01.900 --> 19:04.220
had this conversation we save 4.50
607
19:04.220 --> 19:06.380
so who cares that to go to fucking
608
19:06.380 --> 19:07.460
New Hampshire you had to stop
609
19:07.460 --> 19:09.210
over in California, that doesn't matter
610
19:09.210 --> 19:10.400
I wasn't on a plane.
611
19:10.400 --> 19:13.570
Anyways the point is, we have all this equipment
612
19:13.570 --> 19:15.810
flying direct is the only safe thing to do.
613
19:15.810 --> 19:19.030
When we lost our bags so we missed our flight in Atlanta.
614
19:19.030 --> 19:20.050
And we're like can we drive,
615
19:20.050 --> 19:22.680
we're gonna drive because you can't get us on the next plane
616
19:22.680 --> 19:24.390
they wouldn't give us our bags.
617
19:24.390 --> 19:26.250
It's like the bags are in the airport
618
19:26.250 --> 19:27.083
they're like it's gonna take
619
19:27.083 --> 19:28.890
four hours for us to get your bags
620
19:28.890 --> 19:31.240
out of a place called cold storage,
621
19:31.240 --> 19:32.550
I don't know what the fuck that meant.
622
19:32.550 --> 19:34.090
That's not good when your shit's in cold storage.
623
19:34.090 --> 19:34.950
Cold storage sounds like--
624
19:34.950 --> 19:36.450
I don't know what it means
625
19:36.450 --> 19:37.283
but it does not sound good.
626
19:37.283 --> 19:39.720
No it sounded like Siberia and
627
19:39.720 --> 19:41.810
finally we're like well we're driving and the lady
628
19:41.810 --> 19:43.150
at the end she's like alright I'll just
629
19:43.150 --> 19:44.540
make a call and get your bags.
630
19:44.540 --> 19:46.090
Like we've been arguing with you
631
19:46.090 --> 19:49.040
for a fucking hour, you cunt.
632
19:49.040 --> 19:50.220
I'm happy everyone's home 'cause they
633
19:50.220 --> 19:51.670
can watch Better Call Saul tonight,
634
19:51.670 --> 19:55.030
it premieres on AMC 10 o'clock season three,
635
19:55.030 --> 19:56.730
Barstool Indie just having a party.
636
19:56.730 --> 20:00.220
Hey Barstool Indie, we're doing a show so calm down.
637
20:00.220 --> 20:02.040
We're doing work over here.
638
20:02.040 --> 20:03.680
Jesus Christ.
639
20:03.680 --> 20:06.337
Premiers on AMC tonight, 10 o'clock
640
20:06.337 --> 20:07.300
it's season three that takes place
641
20:07.300 --> 20:09.420
five years before Saul Goodman
642
20:09.420 --> 20:11.160
met Walter White but that means
643
20:11.160 --> 20:12.640
we get to see Gus Fring, we get to see
644
20:12.640 --> 20:14.100
Hector Salamanca, all the beginning
645
20:14.100 --> 20:16.010
characters from Breaking Bad
646
20:16.010 --> 20:17.040
that you loved, you're gonna see
647
20:17.040 --> 20:18.998
how they all come into the mix
648
20:18.998 --> 20:20.350
and how Jimmy McGill goes full Saul Goodman.
649
20:20.350 --> 20:21.720
So tonight season three premiere,
650
20:21.720 --> 20:23.620
only on AMC 10 o'clock.
651
20:23.620 --> 20:25.920
This video also went crazy viral
652
20:25.920 --> 20:28.653
in a sense that we're on ABC, Fox News,
653
20:28.653 --> 20:32.870
it's a sheriff just face planting a chick.
654
20:32.870 --> 20:34.510
Well there's two different stories there.
655
20:34.510 --> 20:35.860
There's the Colorado arrest.
656
20:35.860 --> 20:37.510
Okay so we're talking about the Colorado arrest.
657
20:37.510 --> 20:38.700
So we're gonna reverse those.
658
20:38.700 --> 20:39.970
You look like you're half asleep today.
659
20:39.970 --> 20:41.370
I've been pretty sick.
660
20:41.370 --> 20:43.200
You're pretty sick, you look sick.
661
20:43.200 --> 20:45.100
Don't give it to anybody else.
662
20:45.100 --> 20:48.990
Colorado arrest, our Colorado viceroy
663
20:48.990 --> 20:50.110
shout to to him because we went
664
20:50.110 --> 20:51.450
crazy viral over this.
665
20:51.450 --> 20:54.270
Face plant, is it too much excessive force, yeah.
666
20:54.270 --> 20:55.103
Yeah I'd say so.
667
20:55.103 --> 20:56.460
Yes, definitely.
668
20:56.460 --> 20:57.500
No, too much.
669
20:57.500 --> 20:58.680
Way too much.
670
20:58.680 --> 21:02.042
It's a bad look when the chick is like 75 pounds
671
21:02.042 --> 21:04.860
in like her outfit for the night in high heels
672
21:04.860 --> 21:06.280
and you ragdoll her to the ground.
673
21:06.280 --> 21:07.450
No matter what she said or did
674
21:07.450 --> 21:08.550
I'm sure she probably mouthed off
675
21:08.550 --> 21:10.920
or was annoying or even resisted or whatever
676
21:12.269 --> 21:13.990
you can't just smash a chick's face into the pavement.
677
21:13.990 --> 21:15.180
Yeah it's one thing when it's like
678
21:15.180 --> 21:17.180
a big broad shouldered kind of tough chick
679
21:17.180 --> 21:18.433
and she might come after you,
680
21:18.433 --> 21:20.666
that chick was the most harmless
681
21:20.666 --> 21:22.210
thing I've ever seen in my life
682
21:22.210 --> 21:24.480
and she just, he threw her down hard
683
21:24.480 --> 21:26.070
and his body landed on top of her.
684
21:26.070 --> 21:27.370
Not good.
685
21:27.370 --> 21:28.203
That was bad, you can't do that.
686
21:28.203 --> 21:30.524
And then moving right along we have
687
21:30.524 --> 21:32.240
the sheriff's video where they're
688
21:32.240 --> 21:34.610
talking trash and the other sheriffs
689
21:34.610 --> 21:37.060
are in like, what would you call them?
690
21:37.060 --> 21:38.430
Ninja masks.
Yes.
691
21:38.430 --> 21:40.640
So, to the dealers I say,
692
21:40.640 --> 21:43.020
enjoy looking over your shoulder constantly
693
21:43.020 --> 21:46.773
wondering if today's the day we come for you.
694
21:47.690 --> 21:49.730
Enjoy trying to sleep tonight
695
21:49.730 --> 21:51.580
wondering if tonight's the night
696
21:51.580 --> 21:53.450
our SWAT team blows your front door
697
21:53.450 --> 21:55.020
off the hinges.
698
21:55.020 --> 21:56.240
Snake Eyes from GI Joe.
699
21:56.240 --> 21:58.630
Now, if this is the guy I'm thinking of
700
21:58.630 --> 21:59.463
he's very famous and he makes
701
21:59.463 --> 22:00.320
these videos all the time,
702
22:00.320 --> 22:02.130
I love it but they're worried about,
703
22:02.130 --> 22:03.250
like I have no problem with this.
704
22:03.250 --> 22:05.410
This guy's a badass he challenges all the
705
22:05.410 --> 22:07.610
gang members to come fight him in an alley
706
22:07.610 --> 22:09.530
and stuff, he's the only one
707
22:09.530 --> 22:12.070
who seems to be like this is my face
708
22:12.070 --> 22:13.140
this is what I look like, the other guys
709
22:13.140 --> 22:14.930
aren't sheriff yet so they probably
710
22:14.930 --> 22:17.163
don't want drive by's so they're
711
22:17.163 --> 22:18.780
covering their face which I can live with.
712
22:18.780 --> 22:20.550
And by the way I'd like to hire this guy
713
22:20.550 --> 22:22.166
to be a sherif.
714
22:22.166 --> 22:23.740
These guys are awesome, this propaganda video
715
22:23.740 --> 22:25.730
too they have, all the music in the background
716
22:25.730 --> 22:29.230
was like low but really intense the whole time.
717
22:29.230 --> 22:30.440
The way it was choreographed, the way
718
22:30.440 --> 22:32.340
that they walked off, the way too
719
22:32.340 --> 22:33.840
that they clearly, it was all about the
720
22:33.840 --> 22:35.240
war on drugs and all that,
721
22:35.240 --> 22:37.180
which he doesn't get that that's a metaphor,
722
22:37.180 --> 22:38.980
these guys were ready for fucking war.
723
22:38.980 --> 22:40.200
Literally war.
They panned out as they
724
22:40.200 --> 22:41.740
panned out, the guy on the edge too
725
22:41.740 --> 22:44.680
had his gun basically sticking out of his pants.
726
22:44.680 --> 22:46.889
So I don't really know how you can
727
22:46.889 --> 22:47.722
do it much more badass than that
728
22:47.722 --> 22:49.244
for the war on drugs.
729
22:49.244 --> 22:50.246
The problem is though
730
22:50.246 --> 22:51.246
this is Florida right?
731
22:51.246 --> 22:52.079
Wherever it is it clearly was
732
22:52.079 --> 22:52.912
way over the top.
733
22:52.912 --> 22:55.710
But my thing is, Florida is losing
734
22:55.710 --> 22:58.009
the war on drugs, it's not working.
735
22:58.009 --> 23:00.431
'Cause there's not enough people like this.
736
23:00.431 --> 23:01.520
Sorry I keep looking back I have
737
23:01.520 --> 23:05.740
I have the Red Sox, the Under, and the Devil Rays in my--
738
23:05.740 --> 23:06.710
Why don't you tell the folks about
739
23:06.710 --> 23:07.720
your weekend gambling.
740
23:07.720 --> 23:09.970
I'm full boat on tilt because
741
23:09.970 --> 23:13.960
yesterday I gambled and I was up a little bit
742
23:13.960 --> 23:16.030
going into the day, I took early
743
23:16.030 --> 23:18.100
the Blue Jays they lost five two I think
744
23:18.100 --> 23:19.430
to the D. Rays, they're up to nothing
745
23:19.430 --> 23:20.600
but it wasn't tragic.
746
23:20.600 --> 23:22.760
I took the Cardinals minus 200,
747
23:22.760 --> 23:23.940
I forget who they were playing
748
23:23.940 --> 23:25.880
but they lost like seven nothing, eight nothing.
749
23:25.880 --> 23:28.400
Never in doubt, bad but I had two winners
750
23:28.400 --> 23:30.380
in the early game so I wasn't that upset
751
23:30.380 --> 23:32.360
I had the Cavs minus five, they're
752
23:32.360 --> 23:34.190
up 30 going into the fourth quarter
753
23:34.190 --> 23:37.268
and I had the Mariners against the Angels
754
23:37.268 --> 23:39.680
who are up nine three going into the bottom
755
23:39.680 --> 23:41.500
of the ninth, they both lost
756
23:41.500 --> 23:42.740
in the span of five minutes,
757
23:42.740 --> 23:44.020
there hasn't been a comeback like that
758
23:44.020 --> 23:46.671
in 60 years in the NBA and I don't
759
23:46.671 --> 23:49.050
even know what the odds were in that baseball game.
760
23:49.050 --> 23:51.070
It was going into the ninth with a lead
761
23:51.070 --> 23:55.350
that big the number was like 2569 and two.
762
23:55.350 --> 23:58.160
It was an astounding 20 minutes
763
23:58.160 --> 24:00.700
in my own brain of me just figuring out
764
24:00.700 --> 24:01.750
what the fuck was going on
765
24:01.750 --> 24:03.000
and then I had to sit there
766
24:03.000 --> 24:05.460
and suffer through, because then I,
767
24:05.460 --> 24:07.210
once that happens I bet everything
768
24:07.210 --> 24:08.930
so it was getting late, so I had the Mets,
769
24:08.930 --> 24:10.370
I had the under--
Gambling days are fully back
770
24:10.370 --> 24:11.940
I'm watching Sunday night baseball
771
24:11.940 --> 24:12.990
and fucking they're sitting there
772
24:12.990 --> 24:14.740
talking about how the Cavs are unbeatable.
773
24:14.740 --> 24:16.710
They're like the Cavs, they beat the Celtics
774
24:16.710 --> 24:18.910
last week, you can't beat the Cavs
775
24:18.910 --> 24:20.270
they're the number one seed playing great
776
24:20.270 --> 24:24.030
it's like dude they just blew a 30 point lead
777
24:24.030 --> 24:25.829
five seconds ago.
778
24:25.829 --> 24:28.520
Also, oh have you heard?
779
24:28.520 --> 24:30.752
So we hired Frank the tank.
780
24:30.752 --> 24:31.720
(applause)
781
24:31.720 --> 24:32.803
What?
Yeah.
782
24:32.803 --> 24:34.640
How do you just fuck...
783
24:34.640 --> 24:36.600
So Frank the Tank is gonna be
784
24:36.600 --> 24:38.033
our weekend grinder.
785
24:38.938 --> 24:41.010
There has never been a better person
786
24:41.010 --> 24:41.843
for that job.
787
24:41.843 --> 24:44.041
Have you heard the email I wrote back?
788
24:44.041 --> 24:45.270
No you didn't tell me any of this, dude.
789
24:45.270 --> 24:47.220
This was a great saga at the house, this was great.
790
24:47.220 --> 24:48.964
This is like telling me that you found
791
24:48.964 --> 24:50.730
my biological father, you gotta give me
792
24:50.730 --> 24:52.000
every detail here.
793
24:52.000 --> 24:53.390
So Frank the Tank will be working
794
24:53.390 --> 24:55.320
starting I believe this coming weekend,
795
24:55.320 --> 24:58.800
he clocks in at midnight and he clocks out at--
796
24:58.800 --> 25:01.721
You're a dick for just not telling me this right away.
797
25:01.721 --> 25:03.460
He clocks out at six a.m.
798
25:03.460 --> 25:06.060
That's what he's gonna do Saturdays and Sundays.
799
25:06.060 --> 25:07.470
Maybe even Friday night, I'm not sure.
800
25:07.470 --> 25:09.080
Probably Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
801
25:09.080 --> 25:11.250
Those wake ups and first checks of the website
802
25:11.250 --> 25:12.200
are gonna be great.
803
25:12.200 --> 25:14.380
So I was talking to him and I reached out
804
25:14.380 --> 25:16.120
I'm like we'd like to maybe have you
805
25:16.120 --> 25:17.450
work for us, do some videos we're going
806
25:17.450 --> 25:19.900
back and forth, I'm like what's your schedule like, Frank?
807
25:19.900 --> 25:21.350
I originally was like why don't you do
808
25:21.350 --> 25:23.330
your top three in video form
809
25:23.330 --> 25:25.596
and we'll do it and he's--
810
25:25.596 --> 25:26.804
Three stars.
811
25:26.804 --> 25:28.330
Yes, three stars video form.
812
25:28.330 --> 25:30.250
I'm paraphrasing here, I have the exact email
813
25:30.250 --> 25:31.570
with Frank the Tank said.
814
25:31.570 --> 25:35.580
He said I go to bed, I try to get to bed by two a.m.
815
25:35.580 --> 25:38.680
On work nights, on workdays,
816
25:38.680 --> 25:41.180
and on weekends I try to get to bed
817
25:41.180 --> 25:44.453
by five a.m. I sleep in shifts.
818
25:46.120 --> 25:46.963
He's a tank.
819
25:51.345 --> 25:53.141
He sleeps in shifts.
820
25:53.141 --> 25:54.090
What does that mean, like Da Vinci sleep,
821
25:54.090 --> 25:55.960
like Kramer, like every couple hours?
822
25:55.960 --> 25:58.690
He sleeps for maybe 45 minutes--
823
25:58.690 --> 26:00.378
Yeah, Da Vinci sleep.
824
26:00.378 --> 26:01.211
Gets up, hangs out.
Pops up.
825
26:01.211 --> 26:03.220
He's a tank, he's a fucking tank.
826
26:03.220 --> 26:05.263
He's Frank Fleming, Frank the Tank.
827
26:06.768 --> 26:09.230
Who tries to get to bed by two a.m on weekdays.
828
26:09.230 --> 26:11.230
That's what I said, like you don't,
829
26:11.230 --> 26:14.890
that's like 10 or 11 is a reasonable bed time.
830
26:14.890 --> 26:16.960
I try to get to bed and then five a.m.
831
26:16.960 --> 26:18.454
On weekends.
832
26:18.454 --> 26:20.138
He's perfect.
Think about missing
833
26:20.138 --> 26:21.220
your two a.m. deadline like you're up 'til
834
26:21.220 --> 26:22.470
three four five o'clock?
835
26:22.470 --> 26:25.930
Well five a.m. on the weekends
836
26:25.930 --> 26:27.802
so he's gonna be grinding and
837
26:27.802 --> 26:30.150
he's like hopefully it turns into more
838
26:30.150 --> 26:32.970
so god knows what Frank the Tank
839
26:32.970 --> 26:34.670
is gonna be doing for us but
840
26:34.670 --> 26:37.920
the midnight hour just got really interesting.
841
26:37.920 --> 26:40.741
The last week or so with Frank the Tank
842
26:40.741 --> 26:43.190
when we watched Mets games
843
26:43.190 --> 26:46.280
we will Tweet identical stuff,
844
26:46.280 --> 26:47.940
at identical times and I don't know
845
26:47.940 --> 26:49.790
what that says about me or him or what.
846
26:49.790 --> 26:51.893
It's a scary thought.
847
26:51.893 --> 26:52.922
He's got some great Tweets--
848
26:52.922 --> 26:53.960
Also his proportions are unbelievable.
849
26:53.960 --> 26:56.400
He is not shaped like a human.
850
26:56.400 --> 26:57.233
It's wild.
851
26:57.233 --> 26:59.220
Sleeps in shifts, one of my favorite
852
26:59.220 --> 27:01.178
Tweets he had last week was
853
27:01.178 --> 27:05.913
wow, it's sunny I thought it was gonna rain.
854
27:06.900 --> 27:08.853
That's it.
That was it.
855
27:08.853 --> 27:10.698
Just Frank the Tank coming in with like--
856
27:10.698 --> 27:11.701
It's a good Tweet.
857
27:11.701 --> 27:12.610
It's a great Tweet.
858
27:12.610 --> 27:14.520
So again he'll be taking over
859
27:14.520 --> 27:16.750
the graveyard shift for us on the weekends.
860
27:16.750 --> 27:17.583
Very exciting.
861
27:17.583 --> 27:19.722
Yes, it's exciting news from the tank.
862
27:19.722 --> 27:20.983
Fills a need too, fills a very serious need.
863
27:20.983 --> 27:23.620
I never heard anybody say they sleep in shifts, ever.
864
27:23.620 --> 27:25.110
I've never heard of anyone updating
865
27:25.110 --> 27:27.510
a website for 17 years for fun,
866
27:27.510 --> 27:29.000
for no money, every single day.
867
27:29.000 --> 27:30.880
See when he talked to Arod
868
27:30.880 --> 27:31.713
he was busting his balls.
869
27:31.713 --> 27:33.470
Yeah, I mean he is a,
870
27:33.470 --> 27:34.390
when you follow him on Twitter
871
27:34.390 --> 27:35.540
he is a quintessential Mets fan.
872
27:35.540 --> 27:37.570
If you're a Mets fan you love Frank Fleming.
873
27:37.570 --> 27:38.403
He's awesome.
874
27:38.403 --> 27:40.358
Frank Fleming, Frank the Tank.
875
27:40.358 --> 27:41.355
Frank the Tank.
876
27:41.355 --> 27:42.950
The other day the bullpen blew it
877
27:42.950 --> 27:43.783
and I just saw--
878
27:43.783 --> 27:45.297
Hassle?
Hansel Robles, yeah.
879
27:45.297 --> 27:46.980
So I bet the Mets and Frankie was reading me
880
27:46.980 --> 27:48.660
Frank the Tank's Tweets before I knew
881
27:48.660 --> 27:49.600
what was happening and I was getting
882
27:49.600 --> 27:51.274
fucking frustrated as fuck.
883
27:51.274 --> 27:52.350
He dropped an incompetent on him.
884
27:52.350 --> 27:53.810
It was perfect it was like he knows
885
27:53.810 --> 27:55.980
what he's doing, he's a writer, he's a showman.
886
27:55.980 --> 27:57.170
Oh yeah, he gets it.
887
27:57.170 --> 27:58.600
Alright so I guess--
Frank, see you
888
27:58.600 --> 28:00.395
on Friday night.
I think that's...
889
28:00.395 --> 28:01.228
Friday night it starts.
890
28:01.228 --> 28:02.620
Yeah I gotta walk him through our backend
891
28:02.620 --> 28:04.590
but midnight it's--
892
28:04.590 --> 28:06.340
I mean our traffic
Tank will be rolling
893
28:06.340 --> 28:07.760
through Barstool.
I'm telling you what,
894
28:07.760 --> 28:10.270
Friday night midnight traffic is gonna be like...
895
28:10.270 --> 28:11.960
I wish we could have like a graphic,
896
28:11.960 --> 28:14.690
I don't know when 12 hits.
897
28:14.690 --> 28:16.795
We need the whole site to change to the sportsy--
898
28:16.795 --> 28:18.050
Oh you're right.
899
28:18.050 --> 28:21.480
A tank just goes slowly and peels the side off.
900
28:21.480 --> 28:22.779
We need, yeah yeah yeah.
901
28:22.779 --> 28:23.777
I know that's what I'm saying.
902
28:23.777 --> 28:25.217
And it pulls it away.
903
28:25.217 --> 28:26.180
Right, it drags it off and he just comes behind it.
904
28:26.180 --> 28:28.278
Like I don't know if that's you can do it
905
28:28.278 --> 28:30.900
but you can do it because I've seen zipper ads
906
28:30.900 --> 28:32.150
on sites so it's like--
907
28:32.150 --> 28:33.140
The skin takeover thing.
908
28:33.140 --> 28:35.530
Yeah so it's like Frank is in
909
28:35.530 --> 28:37.995
with an army helmet on and going across
910
28:37.995 --> 28:41.230
the site pulling off and then you're in Frank the Tank world
911
28:41.230 --> 28:43.613
which by the way is a world that
912
28:43.613 --> 28:45.530
is pretty different.
913
28:45.530 --> 28:47.270
Makes no sense.
914
28:47.270 --> 28:48.460
The upside down world.
915
28:48.460 --> 28:50.800
I sleep in shifts.
I sleep in shifts.
916
28:50.800 --> 28:54.480
Unprovoked by the way, it was like
917
28:54.480 --> 28:56.010
can you do the three stars of the night,
918
28:56.010 --> 28:57.523
I sleep in shifts, okay.
919
28:58.720 --> 29:01.320
Alright, Frank, Frank the Tank.
920
29:01.320 --> 29:02.550
Frank can't come soon enough.
921
29:02.550 --> 29:03.690
Nope, I'm excited.
922
29:03.690 --> 29:05.190
Alright, that's the rundown.