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The first category that I just wrote down is playoffs?
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And we have both sports NBA, NHL both in full swing.
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My teams are killing it.
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What's that?
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My teams are killing it.
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You probably are sleeping well.
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Yeah, I'm not having
it's nice, yeah.
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To deal with the late night games that you are.
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I get a ton of sleep Dan.
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I mean you're all over the map with your teams.
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The Bulls beat the Celtics and the Blackhawks
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Have yet to score a goal.
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I guess we'll start with
wow.
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Have yet to score a goal
Lets start with the
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Blackhawks
What's the seed there?
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What's?
It's a 1:8
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Is it really?
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Wow.
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It's a 1:8, the Blackawks are the one seed?
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Yeah.
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So what the hell is going on?
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You know
were they the favorite to
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win the Stanley cup?
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I think the Capitols were the Vegas favorite.
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Blackhawks were #2.
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That's crazy, I would've said that's crazy
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because the Blackhawks are a play off team.
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Yeah, you know?
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Obviously Thursday night 1-0, that happens in playoff hokey.
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But five nothing, that was a wild one.
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I don't, I still have faith because,
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even you know Dave, over time you have to
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have faith in your teams that always deliver.
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So I'm not gonna sit here and be like
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oh man, Blackhawks are done but they were
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down 3-0 and it looks like this, they don't score.
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I mean you gotta score!
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You gotta score!
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That's how you win hockey games, you score the puck.
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It was brutal.
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Are they segaling the puck?
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Well I haven't been watching close enough
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but I know when you score no goals,
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you're not putting enough pucks on net.
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Even playoff Davey didn't notice that.
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By the way, I like the switch that everyone
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does on you, you came out of that gate hot
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with your Bruins Photoshop picture
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that you've been doing for years,
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and everyone's like "I love play off Dave,
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"I love playoff Dave" and then the Bruins lost
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and they were like "Fuck you dude
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"you mother fucker, your the worst."
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you can't have it both ways guys.
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Yeah and I had that second period tweet
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when they were up 3-1 and I really did think
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the series was over but Bruins went to sleep.
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And they just stopped cycling the puck.
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Yeah but at least you guys are scoring goals.
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They are scoring goals and today
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will be a big game for them.
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So the Bruins, I mean, I'm watching these games.
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But these hockey games, even though I know
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playoff hockey and all this shit, I must prefer
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to watch an NBA game and playoff game.
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I know I do it but I just have a
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hard time with the hockey stuff.
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Moving to the NBA, and by the way
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shout out Couture when he busted all his teeth out.
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There was that Gif of him like his tongue was
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swirling around like in this his mouth
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looking for his teeth and his teeth were long gone.
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They're down 2-1 I think.
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They're down 2-1 they were up 1-0 lost 1-0
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to Edmonton late last night.
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And then we've got the Bulls Celtics.
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This is another series.
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You're fucked by the way with the Bulls.
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Why?
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Cause like you said, it's giving
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them so much roll count.
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Oh yeah.
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I'm not allowed to talk about the front office.
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I've given myself a playoff hideous of that.
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A ban because I realize that I was getting too negative.
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I've been bitching about the front office basically every
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single day for the entire year so I'm gonna
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just enjoy the ride for the playoffs, let it go,
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but yes, you are right.
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I'm gonna say this, and this is not, it was weird,
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they probably would've lost anyways but the Isiah Thomas
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thing just made it a very strange type game.
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Yeah, I don't think that that's,
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Indicative.
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If your a Celtics fan, you've got to be worried
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about the rebounding obviously and Jimmy Welters
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is the best player in this series.
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I've said that before.
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I mean if he wants to take this series over,
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he has the ability to do so.
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But I agree, that was a weird, Isiah Thomas crying
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right before the game, that was heart breaking.
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He played well though.
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He did but it was just heartbreaking for everyone.
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I don't think I could've played if I were him.
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But that's obviously, everyone handles that individually.
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The thing that, and I don't know, he did it again,
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the Zero blog 23-30, which it just like
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we have to say how ridiculous it is that he
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just doesn't call it zero blog 23.
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The fact that zero dark 23.
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He's got you all twisted.
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The fact that he puts zero dark,
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and we have zero blog 30.
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I know this is great.
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This is like along con by them to get promo from you.
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Like finally they're getting mentioned because
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of Labron's stupid fucking hashtag.
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Zero dark 30-23 the fact this fucking guy
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puts the 30 in there, it drives me nuts.
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It's so annoying.
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It's like the OCD in you.
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How is there not one person who's like,
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dude it would just be better if you replace the numbers.
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One person, one friend , one marketing person, one somebody.
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Dave, did you see the Snapchat though of him?
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The Godfather book is back.
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(laughing)
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I did not see that one.
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That was way off topic.
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Lebron is going to watch the
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Godfather 100 times with his kids.
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I did the math on that one last year.
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He said he had watched the Godfather an impossible
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amounts of time but it was like a real number.
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It's like you don't have enough hours.
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He doesn't know the Godfather,
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he thinks the Godfather is an hour and 40 minuets.
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He did time he's like "I woke up, pregamed,
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"watched Godfather five times in a row."
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well then you'd still be watching it dude.
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Because it's like seven hours long.
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Remember the year when he said he couldn't sleep
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at night because, and this is came out that he was
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taking like six hour naps in the middle.
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Fucking Labron.
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He also, something about the Godfather.
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Someone asked him something
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and he didn't even know the last thing was Corleone
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or something, this fucking guy.
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I get side tracked but I literately stopped what
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I was doing which I haven't done in a long time.
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When he released the zero blog the zero
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dark 30-23 thing.
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With like that mural.
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I was like I've got to get to a computer now.
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It was like ten minuets before
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the tank was ready to go live too.
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You know what the best part of that is too,
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is I think if you ask Cavs fans, they would be like
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yeah this is so fucking lame.
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They can't even deal with how lame this shit is.
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Would you fake it though if you were a Cavs fan?
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Would you be like this is awesome?
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Or would you be like,
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To announce every year that you're going off social
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media and make the announcement on social media
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Activated.
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And active zero dark 30-23.
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It's the 30 that's driving me crazy.
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And he still has that in there.
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But I will say I thought they would turn it on.
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I'm not sure they're gonna.
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They look pretty fucking bad against the Pacers.
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I mean the Pacers had a shot to win, if they hit a shot
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it's over, they lose game one.
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It was a good look too.
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Well the Cavs missed a shit load
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of free throws which is not normal.
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I don't think you can bank on that every game.
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They missed some open threes.
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But they have been a 500 team since the all-star break.
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They play good defense.
The east is gonna be weird.
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Wizards might be the best team in the east.
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That's what I was gonna say it almost full.
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Because I don't know, the Celtics I don't have
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the normal, because I don't think
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that they have a shot to win anything.
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So I'm not as hyped up.
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But then you look at the Cavs
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and I'm like I'd take a finals.
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I mean, I'd take a finals.
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So granted their down 0-1 in an 8-1 seed so who knows.
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This guy, hockey, there's nothing this is Zach Rewnski.
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I guess he's a Michigan man, so shout out for that.
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Plays for Columbus, their down 3-0 but
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he took a puck to the face, came back with the full shield.
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And I'll tell ya, I'm trying to think of
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any group of people who enjoy anything more
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in life than a hockey player getting hurt
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fairly bad and coming back.
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Like this, they'll just start
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taking shots at everybody too.
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Like I'd like to see an NBA guy do that.
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Let's see a troop do that.
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(laughing)
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They literally, I think they think
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if you put all NHL guys together give
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them guns, put them in uniform,
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they're the best Army in the world.
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There's nothing hockey people like more
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then telling other people how tough hockey players are.
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It's amazing.
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And it was tough, the guy got hit with a puck.
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But even the hockey guys like it.
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This guy tweeted it out himself.
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Oh that's the classic hockey guy move.
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Being like, just a little playoff hockey like whatever.
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By the way, you're down 3-0.
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Maybe worry about that, instead he
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basically through himself a mini parade.
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And laughing about it.
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And I do see everyone laughs about it.
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That guy's face is fucked forever.
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I wouldn't be laughing, your face is fucked now dude.
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But I guess hockey guys like,
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it's almost like Griggs with his Harvard sweatshirt.
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You're gonna have to ask him "hey how'd that eye?"
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oh well, I got puck off the face second period,
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I was back two shifts later.
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They just fucking love it.
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(laughing)
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I have Labron as three, we already did Labron.
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Do it again, fuck 'em.
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Fuck 'em Dave!
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Do you know he put the 30 and the 23 in there?
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It's crazy.
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Do you think anyone's told him honestly,
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get rid of the 30 or he's just like.
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No, he's surrounded by yes men.
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But not even someone at Nike?
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Like someone with a brain can be like
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"Yo, this would be pretty clever if we just, "
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No one in the world can tell Lebron
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what he can and can't do.
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My favorite part of that is you guys honestly thought
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I was making it up when I first talked about it.
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Like a couple years ago?
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Yeah I thought it was port in way move.
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I wish the Cavs weren't such cowards
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and tank the end of the season
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so the Bulls could have a piece of that ass.
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Probably lose in five.
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That used to be my thing every year with the Celtics.
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Like I would literally wake up.
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Lebrons, for the most part, beat me into submission.
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No we've never, well you have once,
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you guys did way, way back.
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No we beat him when he was on Cavs.
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The Bulls have never beaten Labron.
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Except for regular season when it doesn't count.
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No but we got like close, then Rondo,
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then they didn't call the foul on Rondo in Cleveland.
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It's not even the Celtics, it's everything.
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I've reinvented, well if he doesn't do this,
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then I win, if he doesn't do this, I win,
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if he doesn't do this, I win, I he keeps winning.
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I was actually thinking that.
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How am I going to reinvent that back on with Labron.
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And I don't know.
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There's no where left for you to go.
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No, because Labron always finds a way to make it awful.
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To be an asshole about it.
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There's no accomplishment that he can't,
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He'll lose and he'll do his Labron
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press conference where he'll say it's just
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a game and he's a father of three and there's
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more to life than basketball, all that shit.
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I've had everything.
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The guy doesn't want to take the final shot,
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he can't play the fourth quarter, he's out of place.
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He's tough, he's been a tough guy to root against.
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I, at one point said that Shaque would never win a title.
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That was before Barstool, and that bit me on the ass too.
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That was a bad take.
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Nope, bad take.
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What?
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That didn't work out.
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What did you think?
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You were just like "he's just fat and dunks the ball."
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I was just not a Shaque guy.
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Not only did he win too, his number in the finals
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were 35-20, he's the best finals performer ever.
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It's like actually crazy to think back about
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Shaque and his career and how we just put up 40 and 20.
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I was wrong on that one.
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The United CEO.
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So United is another story that can't be true.
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Like two people going on a honeymoon,
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they walk onto the flight last,
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somebodys sleeping in their seats, and the planes open.
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So they moved up a couple rows.
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A different class of seats so they go
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"you've gotta move back."
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So they move back and then
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they got kicked off the plane by United.
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That story's in the news today.
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I don think this stories true.
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I think it's true, there's more to it.
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Something happened.
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Maybe they wouldn't move.
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More importantly though, this United CEO,
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he's on Easter break, there's a mame that's
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going around with him in a Master's jacket,
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he's riding his bicycle like around the community.
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Everyone's doing it.
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If this guy, there's a lot of shit going on, I love it.
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This is the biggest fuck you mame.
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Like you think I give a fuck about all this.
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And by the way, as I've come to learn post-Master's
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there's no more bougie apperal than Master's gear.
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These guys are everywhere.
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This is the first day Pete is not wearing Master's.
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All business Pete was rockin' it so much last week.
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I'm surprised we didn't hire a starter.
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A tee time guide just sitting there
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with all the Master's gear floatin' around.
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So what are we got on this mame from the United CEO?
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Can you stop saying that?
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The way you say it?
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What, meme?
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Meme.
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It's not mame, Kevin's fucking with you dude.
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You're saying it like a crazy person.
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You got mad at me for saying peenalized the other day.
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I think mame, meme?
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Sometimes he says mae mae too.
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Mae mae?
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(laughs)
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I've literally never said that.
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And I also think there's some discrepancy.
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I think there's two acceptable,
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No.
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Dave also got mad at me for saying Canaedians.
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Because I pronounce it the French way.
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That was a weird way to say it.
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He said "why the fuck did you say it like that?"
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I said "it's the French way bro."
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Les habitants.
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Mame and mame?
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Mame and mame is the same word,
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you just said the same word twice.
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Mame and mem.
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Okay either way, I love this mame.
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(laughing)
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Say feem and then just say it with an M.
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Feem, mem.
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Yeah there we go.
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I love this mame because it's always so
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funny how Twitter reacts to being like
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"oh rich guy turns out to be very rich and he
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"doesn't give a fuck."
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No shit!
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This guy is going to enjoy his vacation,
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he's got millions and millions of dollars,
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he doesn't give a fuck that some idiot
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got kicked off a plane.
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And FYI, he doesn't own the company so if it tanks,
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He's still got a billion dollars,
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he didn't lose a billion dollars.
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The companies stock, who cares?
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I'm gonna ride my bike around.
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There's a point of wealth that you reach
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where the public outcry literally can't touch you.
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Riding a bike, awesome!
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It's a great move.
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Cause it's the most carefree thing you can do.
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It's like I definitely don't care the whole world.
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And you know this guys so fucking rich.
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He has someone take the bike out for him.
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Hold it for him.
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Then he finishes riding,
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he doesn't even put up the kickstand.
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He just hands it off to someone
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and they take I away to the bike place.
401
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The garage, he's never been in his garage, come on.
402
15:28.459 --> 15:30.972
So shout out to this guy, we're all on his team.
403
15:30.972 --> 15:33.550
The Migos kid who went absolutely viral
404
15:33.550 --> 15:35.319
dancing and dabbing and doing
405
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everything on his dad's shoulders,
406
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(rap music)
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he exploded so fast that OBJ has some how found
408
15:47.969 --> 15:51.565
the dude the next day and is dancing with him.
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That's fucking weird.
410
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OBJ is next to him trying to Snapchatting
411
15:55.206 --> 15:57.245
himself with the kid.
412
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OBJ, he's a weird guy.
413
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This kids gone international.
414
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I think we're gonna have some
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cultural appropriation on this one.
416
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Ray Coley, would you agree that people
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are gonna be mad about this one?
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Why would people be mad?
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It's so like innocent.
420
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If it were someone my age doing it,
421
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they would be like fuck this.
422
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Such a little kid in the moment, I don't think,
423
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I don't understand what's wrong with it?
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I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
425
16:22.357 --> 16:24.056
But often times when white people
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start doing things like that,
427
16:25.556 --> 16:26.389
Dabbing?
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People get mad that the white people are cashing in on it.
429
16:31.350 --> 16:32.237
Here's why it's okay.
430
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It's Cochella isn't it?
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This is why I'm afraid of California teens.
432
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This kid is cooler than all of us.
433
16:39.370 --> 16:41.565
This kid is so fucking cool, he's like four!
434
16:41.565 --> 16:43.213
He was a cool ass cat.
435
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He's so cool.
436
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And California people with the fuck,
437
16:45.725 --> 16:48.637
he's got surfer hair, he's like four years old.
438
16:48.637 --> 16:49.470
He's big time surfer hair,
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16:49.470 --> 16:50.443
This kid is set.
440
16:50.443 --> 16:51.993
He's so much cooler than I'll ever be.
441
16:51.993 --> 16:54.599
At four or five, whatever the fuck he is.
442
16:54.599 --> 16:57.062
That's what Cali is, that's Cali like also,
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His dad was cool too.
444
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Of course he is!
445
17:01.015 --> 17:02.074
That's what they do!
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17:02.074 --> 17:03.438
If I was four and I tried to
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17:03.438 --> 17:05.133
bring my dad to a rap concert,
448
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Your a dad.
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Imagine you bringin' Denton.
450
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It would be the Simpson's episode,
451
17:09.445 --> 17:10.574
get that nark outta here.
452
17:10.574 --> 17:11.407
Right!
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I'm not fittin' in at a Migos concert.
454
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They fucking went to the skate park after this.
455
17:15.990 --> 17:18.099
Popped some ollies and shit together.
456
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No they went surfing.
457
17:20.176 --> 17:21.559
You played catch with your dad,
458
17:21.559 --> 17:24.332
these guys go and surf, and ollies,
459
17:24.332 --> 17:25.722
and goofy foot and shit.
460
17:25.722 --> 17:26.775
It's just cooler.
461
17:26.775 --> 17:29.690
The dance, it's like sign language.
462
17:29.690 --> 17:32.013
I don't understand it.
463
17:32.013 --> 17:34.167
There's this thing and there doing this.
464
17:34.167 --> 17:35.000
You're not cool enough, it was fucking awesome.
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Yeah I know but I realize how stupid it looks.
466
17:36.793 --> 17:38.634
I don't know what that cats trying to do right now.
467
17:38.634 --> 17:41.398
His dance was just awesome.
468
17:41.398 --> 17:43.143
His dance was just awesome.
469
17:43.143 --> 17:45.909
Yeah but it's a whole thing.
470
17:45.909 --> 17:47.222
Is it?
471
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Or is that just his moves?
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17:48.517 --> 17:50.572
No I think it's a move.
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17:50.572 --> 17:51.739
I think it's a type of thing.
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I don't think that's a Migos thing.
475
17:53.282 --> 17:54.400
I think it is, I think it all plays.
476
17:54.400 --> 17:55.634
That type of music is?
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17:55.634 --> 17:58.421
We could use some color in this office right about now.
478
17:58.421 --> 17:59.389
Different things have gone into
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17:59.389 --> 18:00.626
dabs and that's one of them.
480
18:00.626 --> 18:01.704
Okay, I thought it was,
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18:01.704 --> 18:03.233
He had unbelievable hair,
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he had everything going for him.
483
18:05.188 --> 18:06.021
That!
484
18:06.021 --> 18:06.854
What's that?
485
18:06.854 --> 18:07.985
What did I just do?
486
18:07.985 --> 18:09.329
Are you tryin' to hit them folks?
487
18:09.329 --> 18:12.095
No, is that what it is?
488
18:12.095 --> 18:13.314
It looks like what you're trying to do.
489
18:13.314 --> 18:14.147
What's that?
490
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That's a whip.
491
18:14.980 --> 18:15.995
Okay.
492
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It was awesome whatever it was.
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18:17.514 --> 18:20.828
And also just side note, why twitters the worst,
494
18:20.828 --> 18:23.661
so we had 90,000 retweets on that.
495
18:25.240 --> 18:26.991
We picked up 20 followers.
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18:26.991 --> 18:29.574
On twitter, that is impossible,
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18:31.922 --> 18:36.422
so that's why your twitter stinks and I sold it at 21.
498
18:37.322 --> 18:39.596
Does Nate still have Twitter?
499
18:39.596 --> 18:40.429
Probably.
500
18:40.429 --> 18:42.225
Nate, you still own twitter stock?
501
18:42.225 --> 18:44.058
Never sellin' he says.
502
18:44.982 --> 18:46.715
He's goin' down with the ship.
503
18:46.715 --> 18:48.611
Last one is bowling dude.
504
18:48.611 --> 18:50.773
I was supposed to go to this event,
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18:50.773 --> 18:51.761
ended up not going.
506
18:51.761 --> 18:52.594
Really?
507
18:52.594 --> 18:53.427
Yeah.
508
18:53.427 --> 18:54.260
Where was it?
509
18:54.260 --> 18:55.093
Main.
510
18:55.093 --> 18:55.926
Portland, Main.
511
18:55.926 --> 18:56.759
What the fuck?
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18:56.759 --> 18:57.592
Why didn't you go?
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18:57.592 --> 18:59.275
I haven't unpacked and everything was happening too fast.
514
18:59.275 --> 19:00.258
Club days.
515
19:00.258 --> 19:03.350
No it wasn't club day, but I ordered tickets
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like a year ago for this.
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19:05.757 --> 19:08.176
It wasn't this day, that this did it.
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19:08.176 --> 19:11.240
We didn't have the live event tickets, we had Saturday.
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Regardless, I think the second most electric move
520
19:15.569 --> 19:18.205
I've ever seen on a bowling ally.
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Pete Weber's the best.
522
19:20.230 --> 19:21.370
That was the best.
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You think there's a better?
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19:23.653 --> 19:25.379
I don't really like this move.
525
19:25.379 --> 19:26.659
Oh wow, I thought it was awesome.
526
19:26.659 --> 19:27.956
I thought it was too planned.
527
19:27.956 --> 19:30.504
Ya I know, but Pete Weber when he was like
528
19:30.504 --> 19:31.337
who are you?
529
19:31.337 --> 19:32.170
I am!
530
19:32.170 --> 19:34.073
That wasn't planned, that came from his ball sack.
531
19:34.073 --> 19:38.910
Alright, listen, Pete Weber is far and away number one.
532
19:38.910 --> 19:42.660
After that, this is planned, but he executes.
533
19:42.660 --> 19:44.083
To have that.
534
19:44.083 --> 19:48.123
I guess, I don't like it being in the same
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conversation as Pete Weber.
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That's my point.
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19:50.798 --> 19:53.604
It's fine for what it is, this was a touchdown dance.
538
19:53.604 --> 19:57.909
What Pete Weber did was block the game winning
539
19:57.909 --> 19:59.906
shot of game seven and just fucking
540
19:59.906 --> 20:03.058
let out the first thing that came to his mind.
541
20:03.058 --> 20:05.101
I watched the beginning of it.
542
20:05.101 --> 20:06.327
The beginning of it is who did it?
543
20:06.327 --> 20:07.174
I did.
544
20:07.174 --> 20:08.060
Who do you think I am?
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20:08.060 --> 20:09.441
I am.
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20:09.441 --> 20:11.298
It's fucking unbelievable.
547
20:11.298 --> 20:14.505
They claim it, and he got it.
548
20:14.505 --> 20:16.849
That is right, I did it!
549
20:16.849 --> 20:18.432
Are you kidding me?
550
20:19.634 --> 20:20.717
That's right!
551
20:21.671 --> 20:22.884
Who do you think you are?
552
20:22.884 --> 20:23.717
I am!
553
20:25.264 --> 20:26.097
That was wild.
554
20:26.097 --> 20:27.073
That doesn't make any sense.
555
20:27.073 --> 20:29.623
He's screaming at no one.
556
20:29.623 --> 20:31.007
With his sunglasses inside.
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20:31.007 --> 20:33.043
Watch out, bowling is the new darts.
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20:33.043 --> 20:36.234
You should get someone out there to cover it or something.
559
20:36.234 --> 20:40.236
I didn't have credentials, I was in the crowed.
560
20:40.236 --> 20:43.981
Remember when we got deep into that women's bowling?
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20:43.981 --> 20:44.870
The college.
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20:44.870 --> 20:45.933
It was on last night.
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20:45.933 --> 20:46.980
I DVR'd it.
564
20:46.980 --> 20:48.322
I was so tired.
565
20:48.322 --> 20:49.813
That is unbelievable.
566
20:49.813 --> 20:51.026
It wasn't only women's bowling.
567
20:51.026 --> 20:53.108
It was some weird conference.
568
20:53.108 --> 20:54.282
It was the Swack.
569
20:54.282 --> 20:56.464
Yeah I think that's the bowling.
570
20:56.464 --> 20:59.830
The SEC's got football, the swack got women's bowling.
571
20:59.830 --> 21:01.810
They're just slapping each other on the ass and shit.
572
21:01.810 --> 21:03.037
It was some electric.
573
21:03.037 --> 21:05.922
It was bowling season, if you haven't noticed.
574
21:05.922 --> 21:07.653
That's a Rundown, do we have anything,
575
21:07.653 --> 21:10.717
I have two things, one is, did you see,
576
21:10.717 --> 21:11.927
it didn't make the Rundown, did you see
577
21:11.927 --> 21:13.206
that Trump video that I blogged?
578
21:13.206 --> 21:14.639
Yeah, very funny.
579
21:14.639 --> 21:17.389
He took a kids hat to sign it and
580
21:18.513 --> 21:20.486
then just threw it into the crowd.
581
21:20.486 --> 21:23.569
Can you sign my hat?
582
21:24.434 --> 21:25.351
Thanks you.
583
21:28.339 --> 21:29.172
No!
584
21:33.255 --> 21:36.415
Kids like "here Mr. President" he signs it
585
21:36.415 --> 21:38.784
and then just tosses it.
586
21:38.784 --> 21:39.750
That's actually a great move.
587
21:39.750 --> 21:41.600
Such a power move, I loved it.
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21:41.600 --> 21:42.622
That's your move, when you sign
589
21:42.622 --> 21:43.919
anything you just throw it.
590
21:43.919 --> 21:45.043
I did see that.
591
21:45.043 --> 21:47.119
And then two, I was out on Friday.
592
21:47.119 --> 21:49.978
I heard Barstool Merica done?
593
21:49.978 --> 21:51.998
I heard you were walking around asking everyone.
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21:51.998 --> 21:53.153
Rebranding the rebrand.
595
21:53.153 --> 21:54.639
Barstool Merica may be switching to Barstool
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21:54.639 --> 21:57.734
heartland, still stereotypically American.
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21:57.734 --> 21:58.749
Got it.
598
21:58.749 --> 22:03.473
Those two were thrown around, and we went with Merica
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22:03.473 --> 22:05.860
it is a little douche, I still think it plays.
600
22:05.860 --> 22:09.346
But heartland, the thing is, this is what I said.
601
22:09.346 --> 22:11.139
I talked to Pat actually Saturday?
602
22:11.139 --> 22:15.306
What we gonna convey it's not geographic locations
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22:16.874 --> 22:19.122
a mind set, that's really what they're going for.
604
22:19.122 --> 22:20.999
What about just Barstool?
605
22:20.999 --> 22:22.781
They want to be separate.
606
22:22.781 --> 22:24.009
There has to be differentiation
607
22:24.009 --> 22:25.657
between here and what they're doing.
608
22:25.657 --> 22:27.277
Because it is two different.
609
22:27.277 --> 22:29.629
He wanted to go to Barstool USA.
610
22:29.629 --> 22:32.246
I'm like then but what are we?
611
22:32.246 --> 22:33.517
Cause that's not,
612
22:33.517 --> 22:36.604
the Merica was playing on this stereotypically
613
22:36.604 --> 22:39.005
America thing which is what they're trying to play on.
614
22:39.005 --> 22:41.638
Not really play on, that's who they are.
615
22:41.638 --> 22:43.111
I think it's gonna be Barstool Heartland
616
22:43.111 --> 22:45.220
stereotypically American.
617
22:45.220 --> 22:47.527
And by the way, unlike a lot of other companies,
618
22:47.527 --> 22:49.063
it could switch two days later.
619
22:49.063 --> 22:50.738
We don't play by the rules of "oh, we branded
620
22:50.738 --> 22:52.072
"ourselves now were stuck."
621
22:52.072 --> 22:53.355
if we think we have something better or smarter,
622
22:53.355 --> 22:55.152
we will switch it again.
623
22:55.152 --> 22:57.240
If some random stooly walks up to you on the street,
624
22:57.240 --> 23:00.279
and is like "Dave I don't like that." Probably switch it.
625
23:00.279 --> 23:02.183
No I won't say that.
626
23:02.183 --> 23:04.894
Barstool heartland was always in,
627
23:04.894 --> 23:06.094
He'll be like it's going viral because,
628
23:06.094 --> 23:07.143
That sounds a lot better.
629
23:07.143 --> 23:08.118
This is what we decided too.
630
23:08.118 --> 23:10.129
If Dave gets three or four tweets then this has gone viral.
631
23:10.129 --> 23:12.030
Yeah, your right.
632
23:12.030 --> 23:14.288
Three people on his time line , well we have it.
633
23:14.288 --> 23:16.857
Just anything in general.
634
23:16.857 --> 23:17.894
What?
635
23:17.894 --> 23:21.591
Id be if there are two people out in public
636
23:21.591 --> 23:24.486
or three tweets total, that's enough to change your mind.
637
23:24.486 --> 23:27.069
Can you zoom in on this logo?
638
23:27.950 --> 23:29.282
It's gettin' hott.
639
23:29.282 --> 23:31.309
Can we zoom in on this logo?
640
23:31.309 --> 23:33.467
See the logo right here?
641
23:33.467 --> 23:35.494
Me knowing what's going viral,
642
23:35.494 --> 23:37.679
I just created this entire logo.
643
23:37.679 --> 23:39.917
This entire company, this entire office.
644
23:39.917 --> 23:41.626
So to be like you don't know what's going viral.
645
23:41.626 --> 23:44.088
The nice thing is, you not only know what's
646
23:44.088 --> 23:47.321
going viral but you know what went viral five years ago.
647
23:47.321 --> 23:48.355
With Merica.
648
23:48.355 --> 23:50.450
I'm just tryin' to sell merch.
649
23:50.450 --> 23:51.283
That's true.
650
23:51.283 --> 23:53.440
That's stereotypically American should sell a lot of merch.
651
23:53.440 --> 23:55.278
Barstool Merica, I don't think.
652
23:55.278 --> 23:56.530
Barstool America you mean.
653
23:56.530 --> 23:59.565
America, Barstool Merica I don't think will.
654
23:59.565 --> 24:02.261
I think that it's got a bad connotation.
655
24:02.261 --> 24:03.994
I don't think it's a bad connotation.
656
24:03.994 --> 24:06.040
I think it's something you make fun of.
657
24:06.040 --> 24:09.196
When it was said right away, I was like wait,
658
24:09.196 --> 24:10.687
are we joking or not?
659
24:10.687 --> 24:13.020
Yeah but you probably won't be a guy who buys
660
24:13.020 --> 24:15.106
our USA merch line either.
661
24:15.106 --> 24:17.054
Stereotypical America I would buy.
662
24:17.054 --> 24:18.725
I'd like that.
663
24:18.725 --> 24:20.463
Darty season, I'm wearing Darty stuff.
664
24:20.463 --> 24:22.338
I was Dartying on Thursday.
665
24:22.338 --> 24:24.314
We need red, white, and blue Darty all over again.
666
24:24.314 --> 24:25.147
Yeah.
667
24:25.147 --> 24:25.980
It's gonna be Darty season.
668
24:25.980 --> 24:28.343
Darty is one of those words where when someone
669
24:28.343 --> 24:30.358
first said it I was like this is so stupid
670
24:30.358 --> 24:31.885
and now I'm all in on Darty.
671
24:31.885 --> 24:33.640
I'm all in on Darty season.
672
24:33.640 --> 24:35.826
Darty is what you were making fun of me for.
673
24:35.826 --> 24:38.076
I'm not making fun of Darty.
674
24:38.076 --> 24:39.645
I'm in on Darty.
675
24:39.645 --> 24:43.395
What he was alluding to, I jumped on Darty.
676
24:44.773 --> 24:45.856
Lets go hard.
677
24:47.245 --> 24:51.223
Let's put all the chips on the table and go in on Darty.
678
24:51.223 --> 24:54.077
Because you think it's actually cool.
679
24:54.077 --> 24:57.431
Whereas Jabs and Kmarco are doing it as funny,
680
24:57.431 --> 25:01.001
and now it's gonna become popular because of that.
681
25:01.001 --> 25:04.524
I don't care whether people are making fun of me,
682
25:04.524 --> 25:08.392
Or they're on my side, just buy the fucking t-shirt
683
25:08.392 --> 25:11.360
and I'll laugh all the way from my fucking house in
684
25:11.360 --> 25:13.324
Nantucket about how stupid I am.
685
25:13.324 --> 25:16.333
We should sell our Darty line with the song
686
25:16.333 --> 25:18.488
"all I do is fucking party."
687
25:18.488 --> 25:19.321
we should do that.
688
25:19.321 --> 25:20.969
"All I do is fucking Darty"
689
25:20.969 --> 25:22.489
There was something else.
690
25:22.489 --> 25:24.218
The Darty darty I like to party.
691
25:24.218 --> 25:25.600
I like that.
692
25:25.600 --> 25:26.800
Dartying bullshit.
693
25:26.800 --> 25:28.309
Sorry for Darttering?
694
25:28.309 --> 25:30.559
(laughing)
695
25:31.864 --> 25:34.172
Sorry for Dartying in Merica.
696
25:34.172 --> 25:36.630
(laughing)
697
25:36.630 --> 25:39.379
The best part of the current one we're selling
698
25:39.379 --> 25:41.297
is that it looks like an acronym and it's not.
699
25:41.297 --> 25:44.816
No body even knows that shirt's on sale.
700
25:44.816 --> 25:47.993
Oh yeah because it's a Dave party it's not an acronym.
701
25:47.993 --> 25:49.901
It doesn't stand for anything.
702
25:49.901 --> 25:52.134
People were getting upset or talking about acronyms,
703
25:52.134 --> 25:55.703
I don't even know what the fuck, that's a cool ass shirt.
704
25:55.703 --> 25:57.839
I didn't make that connection
705
25:57.839 --> 25:59.506
It isn't an acronym.
706
26:00.459 --> 26:03.460
Cause it's mocked after that D.A.R.E. shirt.
707
26:03.460 --> 26:06.889
That shirt, if you're not wearing that shirt this summer,
708
26:06.889 --> 26:08.139
you're a loser.
709
26:09.426 --> 26:11.174
I Tweeted on Sunday, people hasn't seen it.
710
26:11.174 --> 26:12.757
They were like that shirts fucking awesome.
711
26:12.757 --> 26:15.091
I said any Jews lookin' for Darty on Easter.
712
26:15.091 --> 26:17.250
I Darty so hard sometimes I Darty at night.
713
26:17.250 --> 26:18.494
That's crazy.
714
26:18.494 --> 26:19.559
I know.
715
26:19.559 --> 26:20.992
You talkin' about wild.
716
26:20.992 --> 26:22.404
Alright, that's the Rundown.