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<v ->Okay, we're at Luca Brasi's in Hoboken, 100 Park Avenue.</v>

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This is just an absurd Italian deli,

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it's my favorite place in the world.

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I've been here for five minutes, it's unbelievable.

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We'll get a tour in the , this place is outrageous.

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We got the burger, they do have a burger on their menu.

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They have a fucking crazy menu.

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We got the burger, it's $7 only.

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I got a water too, came out to freakin' 10 bucks.

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I add, oh, actually it was a little more

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'cause I added on some fresh mozzarella and hot peppers.

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I saw the hot peppers on the toppings list and I said,

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"How can I not get hot peppers?"

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I've been on a huge hot pepper kick in my life.

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Fucking love hot peppers, so I had to do it.

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Jack, this is a fucking huge burger.

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The cherry peppers are popping through.

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Hot cherry peppers are immaculate.

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If you haven't had cherry peppers in your life

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you got to get them, they're so good.

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Fresh mozzarella, hot cherry peppers, tomato,

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shredded lettuce, red onions, meat, bun.

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This is a fucking brutive burger.

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Let's dive the fuck in.

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The difference, the disparity of flavor in that.

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It's so wild, so amazing.

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I'm so happy I did that, it's a genuine smile.

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This is gonna be a four.

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It's the first ever four deli burger.

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This is a 4.1 ball burger.

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I mean, I just gotta take this off, honestly.

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And just try this fresh mozzarella straight,

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because that fresh mozzarella feels, tastes unbelievable.

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Of course you gotta do

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with a little of the hot cherry pepper as well.

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Fuck me, that's beautiful, it's really good.

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4.1 ball burger and the fresh mozzarella

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and that hot cherry pepper, that's a 4.8 balls.

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Now there's no alcohol in here.

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It's definitely just a family deli,

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I just see Snapples and Fantas and Cokes and shit.

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So moving onto the fries.

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Don't have many expectations for fries at an Italian deli.

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It's about as you'd expect

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on a tier of like, cafeteria fries,

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they're one tier above cafeteria fries,

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they're not very crummy fries.

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They are fair fries for deli.

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So I gotta give them credit there.

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I'm going to go with a 3.2 balls on the French fries.

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Now finally, I'll be honest, this place is outrageous.

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I've given my guy Jackie's,

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he's just this little Mick from Boston.

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There was nothing about the mob.

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I'm just giving him just a full

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Italian history breakdown right now.

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This place is just filled with ridiculous Italian things,

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so there's just Rocky Marciano's on the wall,

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they got the Sinatra mugshot, randomly,

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they have Tony's mom from the Sopranos,

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they got Uncle Junior,

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they got like Sinatra, his kids.

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They got the rat pack right here to the right.

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I mean you catch Joe DiMaggio up there, of course.

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I got a little John Gotti over here.

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I got of course Tony.

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How do you know Tony?

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Tony has a big plaque up there with the cigar

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that James Gandolfini smoked.

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Got Edie Falco, fucking the Goodfellas, Whitey Bulger,

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Luca Brasi of course, the namesake.

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Marlon Brando, people forget

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kind of fake Italian from Nebraska.

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Just random pictures of just Sinatra like,

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dancing with Nancy Reagan and Sinatra like with JFK.

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This is outrageous.

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It's my favorite place in the world.

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And I mentioned earlier, I mean, actually,

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I'm looking at it right now.

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They even, have a poster of John Travolta's Gotti movie,

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which if you have that, that means you got everything.

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So literally everything in the Italian history

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is in this Luca Brasi's deli.

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And the deli, I mean, the menu itself is crazy.

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They have everything, they have burgers, crab cakes,

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hot Turkey,

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fucking like capetillo.

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It should say an Italian word, man of God,

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or you say in the Italian language.

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Just literally everything, chop steak, foccacia bread.

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Everything, it's like a 60 item menu.

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This place is fucking awesome.

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I'm gonna go very high ambience.

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I'm gonna go with the 4.7 balls on the ambience.

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Honestly, one of my favorite delis I've ever been in,

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in my life.

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Fantastic, fantastic place.

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Luca Brasi's, Hoboken.

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Amazing.

