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<v ->Asshole.</v>

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<v ->Steels Bills, who ya got?</v>

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<v ->Bills.</v>

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<v ->Bills.</v>

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<v ->Nice.</v>
<v ->Wow, okay.</v>

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<v ->Love it.</v>

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<v ->Probably just take the Steelers.</v>

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<v ->Cowboys Rams, also an interesting game.</v>

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<v ->Eh.</v>

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<v ->Eh.</v>

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<v ->All right, week 15 let's walk the line</v>

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with Brandon and Marty, see ya.

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<v ->Peace man.</v>

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<v ->I don't, stop doing that.</v>

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I don't like wearing the headphones.

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Oh, you got a haircut.

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Yeah, look at us, haircut buddies.

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Haircut brothers.

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<v ->I didn't do my hair Dana.</v>

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I had to wake up early this morning

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'cause my train, trash.

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<v ->You okay?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, my beard looks so much better.</v>

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<v ->Beard does look good, we're gonna have to,</v>

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oh I like the fade there.

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Right there.

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The beard fades up into the hair.

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<v ->Yep.</v>

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<v ->It's a good look.</v>

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<v ->Yep.</v>

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<v ->Dana and Marty are apparently gonna</v>

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have to have a come to Jesus meeting today,

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they seem to be angry at each other.

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<v Dana>This is a gambling show,</v>

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we're not talking about--

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<v ->No, we have to, because you're being a bad friend.</v>

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<v ->Before we get to Walk the Line--</v>

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<v Dana>Your hair looks so good, by the way.</v>

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<v ->Thank you very much.</v>

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<v Dana>I just wanna say that.</v>

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<v ->Thank you.</v>

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Have you said that?

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<v ->No.</v>

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<v ->Thank you Dana.</v>

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Dana read us in.

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<v ->All right.</v>

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<v Brandon>Oh boy.</v>

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<v Marty>Oh my god.</v>

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I don't know, I don't know.

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<v ->You don't have to read every single word.</v>

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<v ->I wanna talk about these NFL games today.</v>

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Cause I feel like if you're gonna be on your game,

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as an NFL player you show up and you have to work on Sunday,

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you don't need to go out on Saturday and just

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drink and drink and get shitfaced and text your friends,

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stupid stuff all Saturday night.

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Don't you think that'd be a poor idea for an NFL player?

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<v ->Yeah, if I was a NFL player last night, I would've</v>

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been drinking water at a party and went home.

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->I had the hiccups too.</v>

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<v ->So you guys wanna work something out</v>

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before we get started?

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<v ->Yeah, let's see it.</v>

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On Tuesday, or even Monday, I told Dana,

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hey let's go out Saturday,

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I'm gonna come out from like 1 to like 5.

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We could figure it out.

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(crash)

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And he goes, yeah that'd be a great time, ya know,

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we'd have fun, it's SantaCon.

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So again, Friday night I said, Dana let's go out,

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he goes "Don't worry dude, I won't ditch you,

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I got you"

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<v ->Mhm.</v>

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<v ->Saturday comes around, "I'm gonna drink a gazillion beers</v>

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on Twitter, but hey Marty, I don't wanna go out

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in a crowded bar."

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<v ->Oh no.</v>

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<v ->I said, we know the owner, we have a spot for us.</v>

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<v ->Taken care of.</v>

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<v ->Taken care of, free.</v>

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Dana, didn't show up.

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<v ->Didn't show up.</v>

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<v ->Didn't leave his--</v>

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<v ->Dana what do you have to say?</v>

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Did you leave your friend Marty out to dry?

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<v Dana>Yes.</v>

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<v ->Why?</v>

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<v Dana>This is a gambling show.</v>

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<v ->Do you know how disgusting your balls probably smell</v>

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'cause you stayed inside all day?

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<v Dana>I showered this morning.</v>

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And my balls smell great.

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You know why?

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I'm not gonna say why, but they smell great.

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<v ->Why?</v>

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<v ->Ya know.</v>

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<v Marty>I don't know.</v>

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<v ->Smell great.</v>

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<v ->I think he's saying because they're um,</v>

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they got used.

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<v ->Oh, they're drained.</v>

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<v ->Yes.</v>

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Is that what you're saying?

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<v Dana>Marty, I'm sorry.</v>

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The show's not about me, I'm the producer,

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I'm behind the scenes, this is not about me,

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I wanna move past this, it's my fault,

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we'll talk later, it's my fault.

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<v ->Do you accept that?</v>

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<v ->No, not yet.</v>

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<v ->Okay, good.</v>

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<v Dana>Get to the picks.</v>
<v ->Look at my hair.</v>

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Look at my hair.

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I mean, shit!

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<v ->Your wife has to be so mad,</v>

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she has to do your hair all the time now.

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<v ->She has to wake up, like yesterday</v>

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I had to be on the 6:30 train,

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I woke my wife up at 5:45 to do my hair.

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I got her out of bed to do my hair.

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<v ->Didn't you have like--</v>

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there's not like a makeup person?

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<v ->This morning I got her up at 7:30 to do my hair.</v>

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<v ->I would slit your rat so fast.</v>

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<v ->No, no, nope</v>
<v ->I would kill you.</v>

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<v ->Nope, she's not gonna slit my rat.</v>

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Nope.

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She's on team Brandon Walker and she did my hair today.

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So--

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<v ->Why can't you do it?</v>

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<v ->I can't figure out how to do that.</v>

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<v ->Why?</v>

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<v ->For 40 years I did my hair myself,</v>

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we saw what it looked like.

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Now, now I gotta do my wife.

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No, my wife has to do my hair.

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<v ->You gotta do your wife?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, no that was Thursday night.</v>

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<v ->I scrolled through everyone of these games</v>

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and just go "I don't know".

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<v ->You hate the board?</v>

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<v ->Hate it.</v>

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<v ->Not a great board.</v>

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<v ->They're all good spreads.</v>

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<v ->The NFL, by the way, is this week 900 of the NFL?</v>

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<v ->I feel like I've been here, so many Sundays.</v>

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I thought the Super Bowl was this week.

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<v ->We've been doing the NFL since March.</v>

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(laughs)

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<v ->So I'll give a pick.</v>

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What's your favorite, get your favorite pick ready,

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I'm gonna give you my favorite pick.

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Let me look at the board here and pick my favorite.

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Okay, I got my favorite.

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Broncos plus 10 at Chiefs.

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Cold weather, could be snowing.

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<v ->No, gonna be snowing.</v>
<v ->Could keep the score down.</v>

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Gonna be snowing, right?

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<v ->Cold as fuck.</v>

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<v ->I don't like the under though,</v>

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I get a little nervous with the Chiefs and under,

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but I like Broncos to keep it close, plus 10.

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<v ->We should probably retweet the stream.</v>

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<v ->I already did.</v>

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<v ->Okay.</v>

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What I was thinking about, when I think about

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these snow games.

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->Is it the under?</v>

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Because the fuckin, the shmucks slip and slide

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in the back, in the back.

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(Dana laughs)

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<v Dana>He's right.</v>

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<v ->I am right.</v>

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<v Dana>He's right.</v>

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Slip and slide, ya know, leaves a lot

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of room for--
<v Marty>Open fields.</v>

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<v ->Yeah a lot of open field.</v>

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<v Marty>Whoa, oh god.</v>

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<v Brandon>He looks gross,</v>

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what a terrible camera angle that is.

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<v ->Oh my god, that's gross.</v>

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<v Dana>Is it gone?</v>

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<v ->It's gone.</v>

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Thank god.

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All right so I got Broncos, plus 10.

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Do you at least respect the pick?

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<v ->Um, yeah I don't, if I was gonna choose it,</v>

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I just don't, yeah, sure.

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<v ->That's a good sentence right there.</v>

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<v ->I don't, I don't like it.</v>

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<v ->All right, go ahead.</v>

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What's your pick?

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<v ->Texans, plus three.</v>

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Titans.

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Titans have been too hot.

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<v ->I'm gonna go right into my second pick.</v>

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Texans money line against the Titans.

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<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->I like the Texans to beat the Titans.</v>

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Texans were embarrassed last week.

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<v ->Yep.</v>

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<v ->I think they bounce back,</v>

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and the Titans have been too hot, I agree.

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<v ->Too hot, and Derrick Henry didn't practice all week.</v>

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He's playing, poop head, poop head Henry.

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Yeah, I mean his hair looks like poop.

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<v ->His hair looks like a big pile of shit.</v>

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<v ->I've taken a poop like that.</v>

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But taking the Texans--

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<v ->You've taken a poop like his hair?</v>

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<v ->Yes.</v>

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Take the moneyline.

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I'm also on the Patriots because

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if you watch the Patriots every year,

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they beat up on shitty, they actually

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don't beat up on shitty teams,

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they usually beat the good ones,

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this year they're beating up on the shitty teams.

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And, they are.

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<v ->I know but the reason, that was a very circular</v>

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reasoning you just gave me.
<v ->Yeah, I realize that.</v>

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But this year, they cheated.

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<v ->They did.</v>

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<v ->They didn't cheat but--</v>
<v ->Well, they always cheat.</v>

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<v ->They're saying they're cheating and--</v>

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<v ->They always cheat.</v>

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<v ->They don't like when people say they cheat.</v>

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<v ->They never don't cheat.</v>

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<v ->They're gonna beat them by at least 26 today.</v>

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<v ->I, uh, I like that pick.</v>

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I also like the Patriots.

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I also have the Dolphins, plus three, against the Giants.

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Dolphins, plus three, two bad teams,

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Dolphins a little saltier, I think the Giants

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are uh, Eli Manning sucks.

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They're playing for the number two pick now.

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So I got the Dolphins, plus three against the Giants.

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Why didn't you like that one?

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<v ->Nah, it's the game stinks.</v>

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<v ->The game stinks, yeah.</v>

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<v ->Browns.</v>

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Minus three against the Cardinals.

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You have it too?

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<v ->Why do you keep doing that?</v>

295
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<v ->You have it too?</v>

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<v ->Yes.</v>

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<v ->I mean the Cardinals are so bad.</v>

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I had em last week, money line against the Steelers.

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<v ->They almost won that didn't they?</v>

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<v ->They're just trash.</v>

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They're just not great team.

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We're gonna take the Browns.

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The Browns, I am a little worried about Odell Beckham

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asking for trades.

305
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<v ->Yeah, every week.</v>

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Just walking up saying "Hey, please trade me"

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<v ->I love that move though,</v>

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like he went up to Garoppolo and was like

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"Please take me on your team,

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you guys got 10 wins, let me get on that shit".

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<v ->Is that what you do when you leave</v>

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this show in the hall way every day,

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you see like FeitelBerg, "Hey can we please make

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Making a Gambler everyday?"

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Can we do, yeah.

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Cowboys money line over, what?

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<v ->I have two thoughts.</v>

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First thought, you can't trust a quarterback

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that doesn't have a good personality.

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Kyler Murray, his personality stinks.

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<v Marty>How do you know?</v>

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<v ->Dave said it once, so I believe it--</v>

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<v Brandon>Aaron Rodgers has a shitty personality,</v>

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doesn't he?

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I believe Aaron Rodgers has a shitty personality.

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<v ->No, he actually has a little bit of charisma.</v>

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Kyler Murray's just like--

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<v Marty>No, he has a bad personality,</v>

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he like hates his family.

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<v ->Two.</v>

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Your hair, I can't stop lookin' at it.

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<v ->Thank you very much.</v>

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Thank you.

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Let me read some comments.

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Just some odd comments.

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Connor Glennon says Brandon's hair looks great.

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K?

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Somebody asked me, and I wished they would ask me again,

339
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but he was like Marty, what happened to the girl

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that tried to bring you food over your table last night,

341
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or something like that.

342
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Did that happen?

343
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<v ->What?</v>

344
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<v ->That's what the question was.</v>

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I wish he would repeat the question

346
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so I could get it exactly right.

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'Cause he was asking about a girl

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that approached you last night, apparently.

349
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Was there any girl, were there any girls

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that approached you?

351
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<v ->I mean, some have approached me but</v>

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I didn't do nothing.

353
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<v ->I didn't accuse you of doing anything.</v>

354
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<v ->No, I know, I'm just trying to think,</v>

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I was, blurry time.

356
10:21.538 --> 10:23.628
<v Dana>How bout you getting roasted on TikTok?</v>

357
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<v ->Oh my god, that girl was just eating nuggets</v>

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to my entire video of how boring it was.

359
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<v ->Oh yeah?</v>

360
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<v ->That video got 700,000 views, lady.</v>

361
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<v ->Wait, she just did, somebody did a video</v>

362
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of her just eating nuggets to your video?

363
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<v ->She did a duet, it was my video.</v>

364
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<v ->Yeah.</v>

365
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<v ->And then she's just sitting in bed, eating Wendy's.</v>

366
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Didn't say a word.

367
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<v ->That's rough.</v>

368
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That's rough.

369
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<v ->Hey lady, I got 700,000 views.</v>

370
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<v ->700,000.</v>

371
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You all right?

372
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You just nailed the table.

373
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<v ->Yeah, that kinda hurt.</v>

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But.

375
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<v ->Jacob Peter says how high is Marty right now?</v>

376
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<v ->Just tired.</v>

377
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Again, it's the 18,000th Sunday we've been here.

378
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<v ->Derrick Henry hair greater than Dana's hair</v>

379
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says mmartine23.

380
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<v ->How do you feel about that?</v>

381
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<v ->I'd rather have my hair than poop hair.</v>

382
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<v Marty>Why is Vikings--</v>

383
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<v Brandon>You got a little poopiness to your hair.</v>

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Good question, go.

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<v ->Why are Vikings minus one?</v>

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Andrewpayme69 says the Cowboys are America's taint.

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I thought it said team, I wasn't gonna read taint.

388
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<v ->Taints a funny word.</v>

389
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<v Dana>He wants to hear that word.</v>

390
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<v ->Taint is never not funny.</v>

391
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<v ->Why are the Vikings minus one?</v>

392
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<v ->'Cause they're favored, by one point.</v>

393
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<v ->Should be more.</v>

394
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(exhales loudly)

395
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The Chargers are the most frustrating team in the world.

396
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<v ->That's true.</v>

397
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That's true.

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But they can also win a game that you

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don't expect them to win.

400
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<v ->Yeah.</v>

401
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<v ->I'm scared of that game.</v>

402
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<v ->This is a typical, their, afternoon game,</v>

403
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Chargers, you forget about 'em

404
11:53.575 --> 11:55.044
and they just beat 'em by 40.

405
11:55.044 --> 11:58.524
<v ->You know how you get scared of warm weather teams</v>

406
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going into like Buffalo or New England

407
11:59.684 --> 12:01.324
in December and January?

408
12:01.324 --> 12:03.975
I also get scared of a team that lives in the cold,

409
12:03.975 --> 12:04.865
going to San Diego.

410
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I don't know why.

411
12:05.844 --> 12:07.215
<v ->No, San Diego's a death trap.</v>

412
12:07.215 --> 12:08.986
<v ->Yeah, 'cause it's gonna be 72 degrees.</v>

413
12:08.986 --> 12:10.644
<v ->No, it's in Los Angeles.</v>

414
12:10.644 --> 12:12.092
<v ->San Diego's not in Los Angeles.</v>

415
12:12.092 --> 12:15.063
<v ->No, no, no, they're the Los Angeles Chargers.</v>

416
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<v ->Oh that's true.</v>

417
12:15.896 --> 12:18.023
I forgot, the Chargers don't play for San Diego

418
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anymore do they?

419
12:18.903 --> 12:19.736
<v Dana>No.</v>

420
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Does that change your opinion?

421
12:22.604 --> 12:24.252
<v ->The weather's still gonna be very good.</v>

422
12:24.252 --> 12:25.085
Weather's still gonna be very nice.

423
12:25.085 --> 12:26.442
<v Dana>How do you know, what if--</v>

424
12:26.442 --> 12:28.634
Geography lesson, San Diego and Los Angeles

425
12:28.634 --> 12:31.242
are different fuckin parts of California.

426
12:31.242 --> 12:33.932
<v ->This is my last time--</v>

427
12:33.932 --> 12:37.524
<v ->This is horrible content, no offense says 3TL3.</v>

428
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<v Dana>Roast 'em, Brandon.</v>

429
12:38.913 --> 12:40.663
<v ->Let me look at him.</v>

430
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<v ->This is my last time betting on the Jaguars.</v>

431
12:43.490 --> 12:46.852
Jaguars, plus six and a half against the Raiders.

432
12:46.852 --> 12:49.881
My last time, Big Dick Nick, he's gotta do something.

433
12:49.881 --> 12:51.841
Or is Gardner playing?

434
12:51.841 --> 12:53.540
<v ->Nah, he's a fake.</v>

435
12:53.540 --> 12:55.860
He's got a picture of him sitting, gazing out,

436
12:55.860 --> 12:57.522
he's sitting on a big rock in a pink shirt,

437
12:57.522 --> 12:59.500
gazing out over a canyon.

438
12:59.500 --> 13:01.332
But he's only got two followers so

439
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he just started this account.

440
13:02.311 --> 13:03.452
So that's probably not him.

441
13:03.452 --> 13:04.285
<v ->A canyon?</v>

442
13:04.285 --> 13:05.118
<v ->A canyon.</v>

443
13:05.118 --> 13:05.951
Look.

444
13:07.250 --> 13:08.860
If that's your Twitter profile picture,

445
13:08.860 --> 13:10.031
you've never touched a titty.

446
13:10.031 --> 13:10.864
<v ->That's definitely him.</v>

447
13:10.864 --> 13:13.647
<v ->You have never touched a titty in your life.</v>

448
13:13.647 --> 13:15.650
That is your picture trying to attract titties

449
13:15.650 --> 13:17.530
to look at you, that guy doesn't know

450
13:17.530 --> 13:18.511
what a breast looks like.

451
13:18.511 --> 13:20.471
<v ->Wait, so how was your time in Philly?</v>

452
13:20.471 --> 13:22.921
<v ->It was very good, I rode the train with Kayce.</v>

453
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<v ->Mhm.</v>

454
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<v ->By the way, I don't know if I told you guys this,</v>

455
13:26.481 --> 13:28.081
but I tweeted it, she just

456
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let me have her phone for the trip,

457
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and I looked at all the DMs she gets,

458
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ugh.

459
13:32.475 --> 13:33.610
<v ->What'd ya expect?</v>

460
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<v ->Ugh.</v>

461
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No, I literally looked at about 75 DMs.

462
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And I said, "Is this from this year?"

463
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And she showed me the clock,

464
13:42.580 --> 13:44.639
it was from the last 12 hours.

465
13:44.639 --> 13:46.322
<v ->Yeah, you don't get those?</v>

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<v ->No, I don't get DMs from dudes.</v>

467
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Do you get DMs from girls?

468
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<v ->On Twitter, no.</v>

469
13:53.111 --> 13:53.944
<v ->On Instagram?</v>

470
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Hmph.

471
13:54.777 --> 13:59.277
Oddly enough, I don't get DMs from girls on Instagram.

472
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They're really good looking or not.

473
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<v ->That's true.</v>

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14:07.841 --> 14:10.642
<v Dana>You also exposed my DMs, which was not nice of you.</v>

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14:10.642 --> 14:11.701
<v ->Who exposed your DMs?</v>

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14:11.701 --> 14:12.534
<v Dana>You.</v>

477
14:12.534 --> 14:13.367
<v ->He did?</v>

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<v ->I did, yeah.</v>

479
14:14.200 --> 14:15.033
<v ->Why'd you do that?</v>

480
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<v ->No, well, she exposed it.</v>

481
14:15.866 --> 14:16.752
<v Dana>Yeah, but then you exposed it on a live show.</v>

482
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<v ->Which was funny.</v>

483
14:17.785 --> 14:18.729
<v Dana>It was, but that was mean.</v>

484
14:18.729 --> 14:21.446
<v ->What was the line you said, did my offer expire?</v>

485
14:21.446 --> 14:23.696
(laughing)

486
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<v ->That's the worst line ever.</v>

487
14:26.918 --> 14:28.251
What, hey, what?

488
14:32.876 --> 14:34.645
<v ->I mean I got the meat sweats right now.</v>

489
14:34.645 --> 14:36.245
<v ->You guys didn't see it.</v>

490
14:36.245 --> 14:37.555
Nevermind.

491
14:37.555 --> 14:38.388
<v Dana>What, what?</v>

492
14:38.388 --> 14:39.221
<v ->Nothing.</v>

493
14:39.221 --> 14:40.054
<v Dana>Did they say something up there?</v>

494
14:40.054 --> 14:40.887
<v ->No, I don't wanna call it out.</v>

495
14:40.887 --> 14:43.186
<v ->Are you excited to see Brandon</v>

496
14:43.186 --> 14:44.957
at our Christmas party this week?

497
14:44.957 --> 14:46.315
<v ->Yeah, how's that Christmas party gonna go?</v>

498
14:46.315 --> 14:47.306
<v Dana>I don't think he's gonna go.</v>

499
14:47.306 --> 14:48.856
<v ->He just said he's gonna go.</v>

500
14:48.856 --> 14:50.346
<v ->Well, could you ask?</v>

501
14:50.346 --> 14:54.435
<v Dana>What are you gonna do, drink fuckin O'douls?</v>

502
14:54.435 --> 14:55.715
<v ->Cranberry?</v>

503
14:55.715 --> 14:56.917
<v ->I'll have a beer or two.</v>

504
14:56.917 --> 14:58.037
<v ->Whoa.</v>

505
14:58.037 --> 14:59.956
<v ->I won't have four beers and act like it's a zillion.</v>

506
14:59.956 --> 15:02.206
(laughing)

507
15:03.466 --> 15:05.755
<v ->Dana literally probably had like seven beers yesterday.</v>

508
15:05.755 --> 15:07.797
<v Dana>Okay, yeah, you wanna say I had seven beers?</v>

509
15:07.797 --> 15:08.630
<v ->Hardo.</v>

510
15:08.630 --> 15:09.685
<v Dana>Not Hardo.</v>

511
15:09.685 --> 15:12.645
<v ->How many beers would you say you had?</v>

512
15:12.645 --> 15:15.115
<v Dana>Legitimately, I think I probably had 30 drinks.</v>

513
15:15.115 --> 15:16.186
<v ->You did not have 30 beers.</v>

514
15:16.186 --> 15:17.019
<v Dana>Yes I did.</v>

515
15:17.019 --> 15:17.852
<v ->You did not have 30 beers yesterday Dana.</v>

516
15:17.852 --> 15:18.685
<v Dana>Okay.</v>

517
15:18.685 --> 15:19.848
<v ->He didn't.</v>

518
15:19.848 --> 15:20.909
<v ->From when to when?</v>

519
15:20.909 --> 15:24.888
<v Dana>I started at 11:30 to all night.</v>

520
15:24.888 --> 15:28.178
We're not in the business of counting beers.

521
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<v ->What were you doing at 2:30?</v>

522
15:29.589 --> 15:30.422
<v Dana>What?</v>

523
15:30.422 --> 15:31.255
<v ->What were you doing at 2:30?</v>

524
15:31.255 --> 15:32.172
<v Dana>AM?</v>

525
15:33.121 --> 15:33.954
<v ->No.</v>

526
15:33.954 --> 15:34.787
<v Dana>Fuckin.</v>

527
15:34.787 --> 15:35.620
No I wasn't.

528
15:35.620 --> 15:39.004
No, I wasn't, that was inappropriate and not true.

529
15:39.004 --> 15:42.135
<v ->What were you doing at 2:30 in the afternoon?</v>

530
15:42.135 --> 15:43.274
<v Dana>Um, drinking.</v>

531
15:43.274 --> 15:44.107
<v ->Where?</v>

532
15:44.107 --> 15:45.524
<v Dana>At a bar.</v>

533
15:46.372 --> 15:47.844
<v ->At a bar?</v>

534
15:47.844 --> 15:49.223
<v Dana>Brandon, save me please.</v>

535
15:49.223 --> 15:51.085
<v ->You at a bar?</v>
<v ->Joe Burrow won the Heisman.</v>

536
15:51.085 --> 15:51.918
<v ->You were at a bar?</v>

537
15:51.918 --> 15:52.751
<v ->Joe Burrow from LSU.</v>

538
15:52.751 --> 15:53.644
<v ->You stupid fuck.</v>

539
15:53.644 --> 15:55.524
<v Dana>Actually I didn't go to a bar, I was at a house,</v>

540
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I was at a rooftop.

541
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<v ->You lying bastard.</v>

542
15:57.376 --> 15:58.844
<v ->You just need to ask that Quiggs guy.</v>

543
15:58.844 --> 16:00.303
Didn't you say he was hanging out with him?

544
16:00.303 --> 16:01.444
<v ->Later on in the day.</v>

545
16:01.444 --> 16:04.823
He went to some party with people he didn't even know.

546
16:04.823 --> 16:08.013
<v ->I haven't had 30 beers since 2002.</v>

547
16:08.013 --> 16:10.583
<v ->Have you ever gotten like blacked out?</v>

548
16:10.583 --> 16:11.495
<v ->Yeah.</v>

549
16:11.495 --> 16:12.623
<v ->Get outta here.</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

550
16:12.623 --> 16:13.594
<v ->What do you do?</v>

551
16:13.594 --> 16:15.004
I feel like you're just a weirdo, you're just

552
16:15.004 --> 16:16.295
like playing with your titties and shit.

553
16:16.295 --> 16:20.091
<v ->No, no, I just, I get a little attention-seeking.</v>

554
16:20.091 --> 16:20.924
<v ->What?</v>

555
16:20.924 --> 16:22.407
<v Dana>You saw him at Hooters, he had half a beer</v>

556
16:22.407 --> 16:25.626
and he was like fuckin, he was like "Oh my kids,

557
16:25.626 --> 16:27.725
I miss my kids" he's like that,

558
16:27.725 --> 16:29.823
he's a fuckin' attention-seeking pussy.

559
16:29.823 --> 16:31.421
<v ->What would you do?</v>

560
16:31.421 --> 16:32.823
<v Dana>That was mean.</v>

561
16:32.823 --> 16:37.360
<v ->No, it wasn't mean, it was just really, really stupid.</v>

562
16:37.360 --> 16:39.610
I don't know, I just like being the life of the party

563
16:39.610 --> 16:40.721
ya know, enjoyable, fun Brandon.

564
16:40.721 --> 16:43.170
<v ->Oh, so everyone hated you.</v>

565
16:43.170 --> 16:44.003
<v ->Everybody hated me.</v>

566
16:44.003 --> 16:44.836
<v ->Yeah.</v>

567
16:46.311 --> 16:47.728
<v ->All right, wow.</v>

568
16:48.978 --> 16:50.539
Broncos, plus 10 against the Chiefs.

569
16:50.539 --> 16:52.509
Texans moneyline, Dolphins plus three,

570
16:52.509 --> 16:55.259
Browns minus three and Cowboys moneyline over the Rams.

571
16:55.259 --> 16:56.629
Those are my five picks.

572
16:56.629 --> 16:59.629
This guy right here has other picks.

573
17:03.168 --> 17:04.043
<v ->Texans, plus three.</v>

574
17:04.043 --> 17:06.163
Patriots, what's the line?

575
17:06.163 --> 17:06.996
<v Marty>Minus 10 and a half.</v>

576
17:06.996 --> 17:07.829
<v ->Minus 10 and a half,</v>

577
17:07.829 --> 17:09.963
Browns minus three, Jaguars plus six and a half.

578
17:09.963 --> 17:12.101
<v Marty>Bills plus one.</v>

579
17:12.101 --> 17:13.552
<v Brandon>Why did you clap in the mic that loud?</v>

580
17:13.552 --> 17:14.803
<v ->I don't know, but were you talking about</v>

581
17:14.803 --> 17:16.763
how the camera cut to the ping pong tables.

582
17:16.763 --> 17:17.596
<v Brandon>Yes.</v>

583
17:17.596 --> 17:18.541
<v ->Yeah, all right.</v>

584
17:18.541 --> 17:19.831
<v ->I wasn't gonna put 'em on blast like that,</v>

585
17:19.831 --> 17:21.040
I think that was a mistake.

586
17:21.040 --> 17:21.873
<v Dana>Yeah.</v>

587
17:21.873 --> 17:22.706
<v ->But you just,--</v>

588
17:22.706 --> 17:23.539
<v Dana>I did.</v>

589
17:23.539 --> 17:24.372
<v ->You did that.</v>

590
17:24.372 --> 17:25.789
<v ->Just put 'em on blast.</v>

591
17:25.789 --> 17:27.829 line:15%
<v Dana>Sorry Colby.</v>

592
17:27.829 --> 17:29.392 line:15%
<v ->Colby, I was trying to take care of you and</v>

593
17:29.392 --> 17:30.741 line:15%
Dana's a dick.

594
17:30.741 --> 17:31.779
Dana is a dick.

595
17:31.779 --> 17:33.118
We gotta go six more minutes.

596
17:33.118 --> 17:34.800
<v Marty>Read some comments.</v>

597
17:34.800 --> 17:36.598
<v Brandon>We're gonna squeeze six more minutes</v>

598
17:36.598 --> 17:37.598
outta this shit.

599
17:37.598 --> 17:38.669
<v ->Read some comments.</v>

600
17:38.669 --> 17:40.998
<v ->How much money is Mush down says Acollins.</v>

601
17:40.998 --> 17:44.452
<v ->This week I am completely even, at the moment.</v>

602
17:44.452 --> 17:45.285
<v ->That's pretty good.</v>

603
17:45.285 --> 17:46.118
<v ->Yeah.</v>

604
17:46.118 --> 17:46.951
<v ->Even is winning.</v>

605
17:46.951 --> 17:48.160
<v ->Well, we have a long day today.</v>

606
17:48.160 --> 17:49.789
I was up $1000 yesterday.

607
17:49.789 --> 17:50.622
So.

608
17:51.509 --> 17:54.720
<v ->B Walk looks like my seven year old nephew.</v>

609
17:54.720 --> 17:59.303
<v ->Yeah, you do have that fourth grade picture day look.</v>

610
18:03.800 --> 18:05.209
<v ->Read some DMs.</v>

611
18:05.209 --> 18:07.029
Okay I'll read some DMs.

612
18:07.029 --> 18:08.579
<v ->I'll read my DMs too.</v>

613
18:08.579 --> 18:10.128
<v ->Yeah, lets just read our DMs.</v>

614
18:10.128 --> 18:13.829
<v ->Let's see how many ya got in the last 12 hours.</v>

615
18:13.829 --> 18:14.979
<v ->Who me?</v>

616
18:14.979 --> 18:16.288
On Instagram or Twitter?

617
18:16.288 --> 18:17.121
<v ->Twitter.</v>

618
18:17.121 --> 18:18.480
I'll do the last 24 hours.

619
18:18.480 --> 18:21.699
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

620
18:21.699 --> 18:26.699
ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22.

621
18:26.731 --> 18:28.731
22 in the last 24 hours.

622
18:29.888 --> 18:32.139
<v ->This guy just sent me a DM that said</v>

623
18:32.139 --> 18:33.771
did I get my haircut with a vacuum cleaner?

624
18:33.771 --> 18:35.899
(loud laughing)

625
18:35.899 --> 18:38.149
<v ->That's the only DM I got.</v>

626
18:38.989 --> 18:40.419
Marty how was the girl at the party

627
18:40.419 --> 18:42.579
who told you to bring food, drinks, and gifts.

628
18:42.579 --> 18:43.412
<v ->Ohhhhhh.</v>

629
18:46.059 --> 18:48.648
The last party I went to, I went out--

630
18:48.648 --> 18:52.011
<v Dana>Fuckin Marty Schmidt over here.</v>

631
18:52.011 --> 18:54.261
Sorority girl fuckin clown.

632
18:56.759 --> 19:00.789
<v ->Oh and a gazillion beers isn't frat boy Dana?</v>

633
19:00.789 --> 19:02.320
<v Dana>There's a difference.</v>

634
19:02.320 --> 19:03.153
<v ->Is it?</v>

635
19:03.153 --> 19:03.986
<v Dana>Yeah.</v>

636
19:03.986 --> 19:05.720
<v ->And I made one tweet and it's a funny tweet and</v>

637
19:05.720 --> 19:06.803
20,000 likes.

638
19:08.088 --> 19:10.509
20,000's pretty good Dana.

639
19:10.509 --> 19:11.960
She confronted me right away.

640
19:11.960 --> 19:12.928
<v ->Yeah?</v>

641
19:12.928 --> 19:14.228
<v ->She confronted me.</v>

642
19:14.228 --> 19:15.061
<v ->Okay, why?</v>

643
19:15.061 --> 19:17.160
<v ->Because of the tweet, she thought it was about her.</v>

644
19:17.160 --> 19:19.680
It wasn't about her, we were talking about radio.

645
19:19.680 --> 19:21.698
I don't think she enjoys me,

646
19:21.698 --> 19:23.738
I don't think the entire party enjoyed me.

647
19:23.738 --> 19:25.468
Besides my friends.

648
19:25.468 --> 19:27.309
So, yeah that's how that went.

649
19:27.309 --> 19:29.726
I'll explain more when I can.

650
19:32.248 --> 19:36.248
<v ->Lucas Jeramano says what's the best hangover food,</v>

651
19:36.248 --> 19:37.360
I need to know.

652
19:37.360 --> 19:40.768
<v ->Definitely fried or bacon, egg, and cheese.</v>

653
19:40.768 --> 19:42.378
<v ->I like just a good bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast.</v>

654
19:42.378 --> 19:43.298
<v ->Yeah.</v>

655
19:43.298 --> 19:44.131
<v Dana>No free ads but Applebee's.</v>

656
19:44.131 --> 19:44.964
<v ->Yeah.</v>

657
19:45.807 --> 19:47.866
Did you have bacon, egg, and cheese in Mississippi?

658
19:47.866 --> 19:48.699
Seriously.

659
19:49.677 --> 19:51.498
Florida doesn't have bacon, egg, and cheese.

660
19:51.498 --> 19:52.949
<v ->Yes, they do.</v>

661
19:52.949 --> 19:54.261
<v ->No, they don't.</v>

662
19:54.261 --> 19:55.259
<v ->Yes, they do.</v>

663
19:55.259 --> 19:56.092
<v ->No, they don't.</v>

664
19:56.092 --> 19:57.040
<v ->Everywhere has bacon, egg, and cheese.</v>

665
19:57.040 --> 19:57.873
<v ->They don't.</v>

666
19:57.873 --> 19:58.706
<v Dana>He's right, he's right.</v>

667
19:58.706 --> 19:59.829
<v ->I know I'm right dude.</v>

668
19:59.829 --> 20:00.662
<v Dana>He's right.</v>

669
20:00.662 --> 20:02.130
<v ->They don't got good water over there.</v>

670
20:02.130 --> 20:03.170
<v ->Well they might have bad water but</v>

671
20:03.170 --> 20:05.530
they got bacon, egg, and cheese.

672
20:05.530 --> 20:07.040
<v Dana>I can't back you up on that one.</v>

673
20:07.040 --> 20:08.141
<v ->Are you talking about like a sandwich?</v>

674
20:08.141 --> 20:09.320
<v ->A sandwich.</v>

675
20:09.320 --> 20:10.153
<v ->A bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich?</v>

676
20:10.153 --> 20:10.986
<v ->Yes.</v>

677
20:10.986 --> 20:11.819
<v ->A bacon, egg, and cheese sandy?</v>

678
20:11.819 --> 20:13.069
<v ->Yes.</v>

679
20:13.069 --> 20:14.720
<v ->Yeah, you can get that anywhere.</v>

680
20:14.720 --> 20:19.019
<v ->Anyone from Florida please type in to the show.</v>

681
20:19.019 --> 20:20.533
We need a voicemail.

682
20:20.533 --> 20:22.312
<v ->We do need a voicemail.</v>

683
20:22.312 --> 20:24.613
<v Dana>That's on my list of producer things.</v>

684
20:24.613 --> 20:26.402
<v ->Why hasn't is happened?</v>

685
20:26.402 --> 20:28.930
<v ->An idea I had two weeks ago.</v>

686
20:28.930 --> 20:30.162
<v Dana>Right now we're focused on getting</v>

687
20:30.162 --> 20:31.311
the show off the ground.

688
20:31.311 --> 20:33.381
<v ->Off the ground?</v>

689
20:33.381 --> 20:34.821
<v ->We've been doing this show for six fuckin months.</v>

690
20:34.821 --> 20:35.893
<v ->At least six months.</v>

691
20:35.893 --> 20:39.533
<v Dana>Just making sure it's in a good spot before</v>

692
20:39.533 --> 20:40.366
we get into the voicemails and everything.

693
20:40.366 --> 20:41.802
<v ->No, you just forgot.</v>

694
20:41.802 --> 20:43.282
<v ->You can get a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich</v>

695
20:43.282 --> 20:44.115
anywhere in this country.

696
20:44.115 --> 20:45.064
<v ->Ya can't.</v>

697
20:45.064 --> 20:46.231
<v ->Yes you can.</v>

698
20:47.472 --> 20:50.892
But I do think that's a good hangover food.

699
20:50.892 --> 20:52.282
Dana, are you a Chili's guy?

700
20:52.282 --> 20:53.115
<v ->Uh.</v>

701
20:54.744 --> 20:55.577
No.

702
20:56.734 --> 20:57.567
<v ->Good.</v>

703
20:57.567 --> 20:58.400
<v ->They don't call him the best in</v>

704
20:58.400 --> 21:00.796
the business for nothing, folks.

705
21:00.796 --> 21:03.618
<v ->What he loves, yeah, if he was on content every day,</v>

706
21:03.618 --> 21:05.708
he'd have a million followers he said.

707
21:05.708 --> 21:07.588
<v ->BrandonKY13 says I can confirm Florida has--</v>

708
21:07.588 --> 21:10.567
<v Dana>You want me to read my DMs, you fuckin,</v>

709
21:10.567 --> 21:11.400
you fuckin baldy.

710
21:11.400 --> 21:12.233
<v ->Yes, yes.</v>

711
21:12.233 --> 21:13.066
<v ->Sure.</v>

712
21:13.066 --> 21:13.899
<v ->We want you to read your DMs.</v>

713
21:13.899 --> 21:15.658
<v ->You're literally on a show every day.</v>

714
21:15.658 --> 21:17.327
<v ->Here we go.</v>

715
21:17.327 --> 21:20.439
I'm in New York City, when are we getting a zillion beers?

716
21:20.439 --> 21:21.967
How close are you to a zillion?

717
21:21.967 --> 21:23.877
Mix it in water, you're built like a gym teacher.

718
21:23.877 --> 21:25.828
Go motherfucker go, you keep drinking beers

719
21:25.828 --> 21:27.778
and I'll take care of that bitch--

720
21:27.778 --> 21:29.647
See it's just people wanting to drink beers with me.

721
21:29.647 --> 21:32.138
So that's like a pretty cool guy to be.

722
21:32.138 --> 21:32.971
<v ->What?</v>

723
21:32.971 --> 21:35.607
<v ->I didn't understand a word he just said.</v>

724
21:35.607 --> 21:37.277
<v Dana>You're an inspiration, never mixing water.</v>

725
21:37.277 --> 21:39.599
<v ->You're an inspiration for drinking beer?</v>

726
21:39.599 --> 21:40.708
<v Dana>I'm doing beers for you Dana,</v>

727
21:40.708 --> 21:41.948
I won't mix it in water.

728
21:41.948 --> 21:44.287
Don't mix it in water, I'm on infinity beers tonight.

729
21:44.287 --> 21:45.658
<v ->All right, all right, I don't care.</v>

730
21:45.658 --> 21:47.077
<v Dana>Yeah so all people wanna fuckin chill with me.</v>

731
21:47.077 --> 21:47.910
<v ->No.</v>

732
21:47.910 --> 21:48.743
<v Dana>Yes.</v>

733
21:48.743 --> 21:49.576
<v ->No.</v>

734
21:49.576 --> 21:50.409
<v ->Anywhere that sells breakfast food has</v>

735
21:50.409 --> 21:51.597
bacon, egg, and cheese.

736
21:51.597 --> 21:53.616
<v ->No, you moron.</v>

737
21:53.616 --> 21:55.426
<v ->S.McCarthy says Florida has bacon, egg, and cheese.</v>

738
21:55.426 --> 21:56.536
I don't know what to tell you.

739
21:56.536 --> 21:58.736
<v ->What does that mean S.McCarthy, do you live in Florida?</v>

740
21:58.736 --> 22:00.367
<v ->Why do you say it like that?</v>

741
22:00.367 --> 22:01.216
<v ->FLA-RIDA</v>

742
22:01.216 --> 22:02.049
<v ->Flarida.</v>

743
22:02.049 --> 22:02.882
<v ->Flarida.</v>

744
22:02.882 --> 22:05.146
<v Dana>Pissdog69 says Florida doesn't have</v>

745
22:05.146 --> 22:06.877
bacon, egg, and cheese, grew up in Miami.

746
22:06.877 --> 22:08.706
<v ->PissDog69 is a fake person.</v>

747
22:08.706 --> 22:11.026
Quit reading PissDog69.

748
22:11.026 --> 22:12.496
He doesn't know what he's talking about.

749
22:12.496 --> 22:16.778
PissDog69 is some fuckin, a four foot fat ass

750
22:16.778 --> 22:19.376
in his mom's basement in fuckin Sheboygan.

751
22:19.376 --> 22:20.209
<v Dana>Okay, you want somebody else?</v>

752
22:20.209 --> 22:22.448
ARocBoz says Florida doesn't serve breakfast.

753
22:22.448 --> 22:23.408
<v ->He sucks balls.</v>

754
22:23.408 --> 22:26.917
<v ->They don't serve breakfast, they don't have pancakes?</v>

755
22:26.917 --> 22:27.928
They don't do french toast?

756
22:27.928 --> 22:29.466
<v ->Florida is full of old people,</v>

757
22:29.466 --> 22:32.026
old people live for breakfast.

758
22:32.026 --> 22:33.378
<v ->Not bacon, egg, and cheese, ya fuck.</v>

759
22:33.378 --> 22:35.176
<v ->Yes, old people and breakfast is</v>

760
22:35.176 --> 22:36.738
a match made in heaven.

761
22:36.738 --> 22:37.837
<v ->They can't even eat bacon, egg, and cheese,</v>

762
22:37.837 --> 22:38.670
they have no fuckin teeth.

763
22:38.670 --> 22:39.503
<v ->That is their favorite meal is breakfast,</v>

764
22:39.503 --> 22:41.026
they start eating it at like 5:30 in the morning.

765
22:41.026 --> 22:42.359
<v ->Yeah, waffles.</v>

766
22:44.018 --> 22:47.288
<v ->Florida has bacon, egg, and cheese, what is this?</v>

767
22:47.288 --> 22:48.587
<v ->Give me a sec.</v>

768
22:48.587 --> 22:49.448
How much time do we have?

769
22:49.448 --> 22:51.448
<v ->We have like a minute.</v>

770
22:52.509 --> 22:53.778
<v ->Florida has bacon, egg--</v>

771
22:53.778 --> 22:55.517
I've lived in Florida.

772
22:55.517 --> 22:56.350
<v ->No ya didn't.</v>

773
22:56.350 --> 22:57.183
<v ->Yes, I did.</v>

774
22:57.183 --> 22:58.016
<v ->You didn't live in Florida.</v>

775
22:58.016 --> 22:58.849
<v ->I lived in Florida.</v>

776
22:58.849 --> 22:59.717
<v ->You did not live in Florida.</v>

777
22:59.717 --> 23:00.550
<v Dana>You callin' your Grandma?</v>

778
23:00.550 --> 23:01.637
<v ->I'm callin' my dad.</v>

779
23:01.637 --> 23:02.470
<v Marty's Dad>Hello, sir.</v>

780
23:02.470 --> 23:04.528
<v ->Hey dad, real quick to end the show.</v>

781
23:04.528 --> 23:07.248
Do they have bacon, egg, and cheeses in Florida?

782
23:07.248 --> 23:08.208
<v Marty's Dad>What?</v>

783
23:08.208 --> 23:12.077
<v ->Do they have bacon, egg, and cheeses in Florida?</v>

784
23:12.077 --> 23:12.910
<v Marty's Dad>No.</v>

785
23:12.910 --> 23:15.644
<v ->Oh, you son of a bitch.</v>

786
23:15.644 --> 23:16.888
<v Dana>Love that baldy.</v>

787
23:16.888 --> 23:17.721
<v ->Thank ya, Dad.</v>