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<v Cousin Mike>Hi. You know you hit on a--</v>

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This could be one of my complaints.

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So I'm not going to give much love to these yuppies.

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Millennials.

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Or whatever the hell you want to call them.

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<v Cousin Mike>That have their headphones</v>

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or looking at their phones.

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I have no sympathy for that.

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I need another whole show.

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I imagine anybody my age would agree

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with what I'm going to say.

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Stop looking at the damn phone when you walk.

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This is a big problem.

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People walk and forget about Wallington.

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You should see it in Boston.

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You walking around.

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You're not on the sidewalk.

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They're not watching where they are going.

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They go through the crosswalk.

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You hit them with your car, it's your fault.

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It's ridiculous.

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<v Cousin Mike>Let's get to the answer of the question.</v>

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If you run down someone who's walking across the street

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not in a crosswalk.

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When they are not supposed to be walking across the street,

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what happens legally?

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Are you just fucked?

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<v Cousin Mike>You get a congratulatory call.</v>

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(laughs)

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And you walk.

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No pun.

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<v ->Boom.</v>

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Alright.

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<v Cousin Mike>- That was very good by the way.</v>

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<v ->I caught that.</v>

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I think the listeners are really going to

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like that Cousin Mike.