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<v ->All right, this is the one that I, all right, so,</v>

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let me, bike just fucking jumped out of nowhere

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and bit me in the leg.

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All right, we're at Adrienne's Pizza Bar.

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They got the strike through logo.

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I don't know what that means.

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Lot of people say this is the joint

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when you're in the Financial District.

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This is what you gotta try.

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This is their gold medal pizza.

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If it was a Battle Royale, if it was the Olympics,

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if it was mano y mano, this is who they'd put

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for World's Strongest Man pizza style.

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A lot of people saying that, 54 Stone Street, Adrienne's.

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You know what I think about square pizza boxes.

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If you're gonna go square, that's like dragging

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your balls on the ground.

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You better bring the thunder.

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So here we go.

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One bite, everybody knows the rules.

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One place in Manhattan, until we try 'em all.

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Adrienne's, the square slice, I knew that was comin'.

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So I don't hate that, you're doing like gymnastics

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with the camera, what's happening?

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<v Frankie>You wanna back up into the shade over there?</v>

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There you go.

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<v ->Okay, so one bite, all right, yeah.</v>

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One bite, everybody knows the rules.

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Adrienne's, the square slice with the square box.

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What do you call that, a little midtown rip.

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Adrienne's, one bite, everybody knows the rules.

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That bite was so bad that I want to give it another shot

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and clear my mind, because I can't believe it would

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be this bad with this much hype.

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I refuse to believe that, I won't believe that,

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I can't believe that, I won't believe it.

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How's it goin'?

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You know how we said Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn

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was the most overrated pizza joint in the country?

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Adrienne's Financial District, this is,

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I'm appalled, as a pizza man, as a man of the cheese,

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and a man of the sauce.

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People tell me to go here is the, I think, KMarco

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this is his favorite pizza.

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KMarco has no credibility, not in pizza, not in life now.

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KMarco's job is in jeopardy.

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Did he say Adrienne's?

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<v Frankie>I think so.</v>

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<v ->Or did Francis say it?</v>

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Francis would make sense, because he's a fucking lunatic.

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If KMarcos said this is the best pizza,

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well then shame on him.

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This pizza is like 4.8 best.

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Frankie, just so people don't think I'm.

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Here we're gonna do a reversal.

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<v ->We'll have to see. There's a lot of--</v>

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<v Dave>Your pizza make it by (mumbles)</v>

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there's a lot of hype about this,

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I'm curious what you think.

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<v ->Lotta hype.</v>

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<v Dave>Lotta hype.</v>

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<v ->I already don't like the feel.</v>

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<v Dave>Don't let what I said get in the way.</v>

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<v ->I won't.</v>
<v Dave>I want this</v>

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to be unbiased.
<v ->I won't.</v>

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<v Woman>Must taste good.</v>

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<v Dave>Taste it.</v>

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<v ->We're gonna find out right now.</v>

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<v Dave>You want a slice?</v>
Take it, take a slice.

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<v ->You sure?</v>

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<v ->We do one bite.</v>

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<v Dave>Yeah one bite, everybody knows the rules</v>

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and then give it a score.

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Where you guys from?

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<v ->Uh, we're from Germany.</v>

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<v ->No, we're sharing</v>

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<v Dave>Norway.</v>

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<v ->Germany, Germany.</v>

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<v ->No we're sharing, it's okay, yeah.</v>

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<v ->Share, really?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, we don't want to eat your whole pizza.</v>

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<v ->Oh wow!</v>

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<v ->Let me try.</v>

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<v ->That is really good</v>

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<v Dave>You think that's really good?</v>

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<v ->It's really good pizza.</v>

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<v ->Okay, let me try.</v>

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<v Dave>Do you have pizza in Germany?</v>

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<v ->We do, the sauce is amazing, sauce is amazing.</v>

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Strong, but, what about you?

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What do you think?

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<v ->Good.</v>
<v Dave>One bite,</v>

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everybody knows the rules.

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<v ->I love it.</v>

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<v Dave>What was your score zero through 10?</v>

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<v ->Um, I would give this a seven.</v>

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<v Dave>Wow, I gotta be honest, that is a horrible score.</v>

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(man laughs)

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No, I didn't think it was very good.

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What side of the wall did you live?

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That sounds like an East German score,

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not--

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<v ->That's the question for Michelle.</v>

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Because I am English and she's German.

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<v Dave>Oh, I got it wrong.</v>

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(man and woman laughing)

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So English don't have pizza and that would explain that.

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<v ->Uh, we do, but obviously we don't know anything.</v>

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<v Dave>Okay, fair enough.</v>

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Frankie, what did you have for your score?

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<v ->Outrageous, outrageous.</v>

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<v Dave>And this guy owns a pizza spot.</v>

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<v ->I'm not gonna like, alright I'm not gonna slime it.</v>

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It's not a, it's not in the fours.

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I'm gonna give a 5.8.

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It's definitely not like Di Fara pizza.

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This, out of square pizzas I've had,

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probably bottom 10 I've ever had in my life.

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<v Dave>Strong statement.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, and I'm a square pizza guy.</v>

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<v Dave>What did United Nations, so we have</v>

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what was your score the German, the German judge?

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<v ->Yeah, maybe five.</v>
<v Dave>Oh wow, five?</v>

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<v ->Because I'm missing fresh ingredients.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, I think what I actually fell in love with</v>

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was more the cheese.

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I think that's what decided it for me.

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Because there's a strong cheese smell

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and I like that on a pizza.

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<v Dave>Got it, but so you already had your score</v>

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before you tasted it.
<v ->I know, I know, yeah.</v>

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I smelled it before I tasted it, that's why--

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<v Dave>That's why you have a problem with your words.</v>

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<v ->That's tough.</v>

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<v ->All right, that's our review, thank you, have a good one.</v>

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<v ->You're welcome guys, thank you, cheers.</v>