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("Gloria" by Laura Branigan)

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<v ->We are at Rice Park.</v>

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<v ->We can't remember the last time we went ice skating.</v>

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<v ->We don't remember the last time we skated.</v>

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<v ->I think I'm gonna fall right when I got on the ice.</v>

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<v ->You only skate with your left foot.</v>

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<v ->That was pretty good!
[Fran] Wow!</v>

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<v ->It's called you skate and I hold your hand.</v>

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Fran is just showing off over here.

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(laughs)

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I'm terrified.

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(dramatic music)

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Oh no!

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My lace is loose, my lace is loose!

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Am I Nancy and is Fran Tanya?

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Did Fran try and sabotage my skates?

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Hmmmmmm.

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♪ ("Gloria" by Laura Branigan) ♪

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Alright, ready?

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I am

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Tanya.

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I'm going to attempt the triple axle.

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♪ Gloria ♪

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♪ you're always on the run now ♪

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♪ Running after somebody ♪

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♪ You gotta get him somehow ♪

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(falling)

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<v ->Ow!</v>

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<v Fran>I can't tell if you're laughing or crying.</v>

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("Goodbye Stranger" by Supertramp)

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<v ->I've been shot.</v>

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(laughing)

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<v Fran>Now you won't be afraid on the ice.</v>

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<v ->No, I'm hurt.</v>

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I'm really hurt.

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♪ It was early morning yesterday ♪

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(crying sounds)

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♪ I was up before the dawn ♪

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<v Fran>I think your dreams of being a figure skater</v>

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are crushed.

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♪ And I really have enjoyed this day ♪

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<v ->Well apparently I'm not meant to be a figure skater.</v>

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♪ But I must be moving on ♪

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<v ->It's a wrap on figure skating.</v>

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<v ->It's a wrap</v>

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♪ Goodbye stranger ♪

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<v ->I can't even live with myself right now,</v>

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that I'm being this much of a disappointment, so

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I'm regrouping.