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Today is Monday, December 30th, week 17.
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(intense rock music)
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Whap.
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Whip, whip.
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One last trip around the sun,
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boom, teach, boom, whoop.
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In Detroit, where the Lion's were ready
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to get down with Dave Blough, Blough (beatboxing),
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Dave Blough, Blough, ooh, yeah.
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Davante Adams Sandler had an uncut gem of a game
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in theaters nation-wide,
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check your local listing.
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Aaron Jeremy Rodgers did his best to fuck the game up
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in the first half, but laid the pipe in the second,
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and under the cover of the dome.
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It was an inside job for Aaron Alex Jones
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as the running back could be heard yelling,
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"They're turning the Allen Lazard's gay."
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I've got all the documents right here.
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Let us be the last to wish you a happy Kenny Golladays
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as the Packers win 23-20.
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Whoop, whip, whip, (beatboxing).
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(coughing)
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In Cincinnati, where Sheriff Joe Mixon enforced cruel
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and unusual punishment by making 30,000 people sit
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through a Bengals and Browns game.
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And then a touching tribute to "A Christmas Story,"
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the Bengals took their Red Ryder BB gun out
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for one last twirl.
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Your kitchens nightmare is over, Cleveland,
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as their won't be any nookie's under the tree
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for Freddie Dearths Kitchens as he bakered a limp biscuit
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of a season and they're, rolling, rolling, rolling,
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come on, his ass outta town. Bengals 33, Browns, 23.
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In Kansas City where Anna Mecole Smith turned
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a lot of guys into hard men when he ran back a kick
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the equivalent of a 104 centerfolds.
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Phil Collins Rivers tried to tell you, "No,"
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but his body keeps on telling us, "Yes,"
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as he asks for just one more night
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to throw a couple interceptions.
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Terrell I don't want no Suggs,
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said "Don't go chasing waterfalls."
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He'll stick to sacking the Rivers that he's used to.
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Chiefs clinch the first round by, with a 31-21 win.
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Kansas City.
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Whap, whap.
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Whup.
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In Baltimore, where as is customary
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throughout the record books when these two teams match up.
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RGIII Billboards Outside Ebbings, Missouri put out
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decent film before Oscar season.
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In a crutial moment, Devlin Sonic the Hedge-Hodges got hit
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and lost his coins, leading to a Ravens score.
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The Mike Tomlin-sanity ran out of a Steelers season,
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but they still got that stake off their September.
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The Ravens 28, the Steelers 10.
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In Houston, where A.J. McCarron Price shoulda bought
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his offensive linemen Rolexes because they gave him
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no time to pass and all they could do is watch.
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Derrick Gonye Henry was all juiced up,
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rushing for three touchdowns and an amazing forty time,
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chugging for two 11 yards.
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Mike Frabel better have Lorena Bobbitt on speed dial,
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because the Titans are in the Playoffs
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and Frabel's manhood is on the endangered species list,
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as first reported by "Pardon My Take"
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via "Bussing with the Boys."
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Titans 35, Texas 14.
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Whap.
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Rumbling, stumbling, bumbling.
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♪ Standing on a corner Jameis Winston Tampa, Florida ♪
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♪ Such a fine sight to see, ♪
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♪ He was stuck at 29 with the game on the line ♪
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♪ And threw a pick six to get to 30. ♪
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♪ He's a gamer, don't be a shamer. ♪
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♪ If he gets his eyes fixed, he'll be a Hall of Famer. ♪
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Falcons 28, Bucs 22.
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To mile high where it was the last game
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as the Oakland Raiders and Drew sitting on the Lock of a bay
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crashed the party as Dishon Alexander Hamilton was there
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to read them their Lin-Manuel Miranda rights.
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Many thought that Hunter Biden Renfrow was unqualified
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to earn his rookie contract,
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but it turns out it was a perfect call,
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an absolutely perfect call, by Donald Trump Gruden.
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Broncos 16, the Las Vegas Raiders--
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Huh?
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Huh? 15.
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Huh? In the meadow lands where Howie Roseman showed
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this holiday season it's better to give than have receivers,
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Boston Michael Scott came outta nowhere.
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That's what she said.
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Scoring more than an all-inclusive trip to Sandals Jamaica
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on the defensive side of the ball Cox got great penetration.
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That's what she said.
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No more that's what she said's, Michael.
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And the Eagles stood tough through Saquon Barkley's running.
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Well, well how the turn tables.
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The Eagles are back in the playoffs
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as the soaking wet Eli looked on disappointed.
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That's what she said!
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Don't do that again.
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Eagles 34, the G-Men, 17.
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The New York football Giants.
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The New York football Giants.
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We finish in Seattle for the NFC West,
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where it was Jimmy Garoppolo versus Marshawn Lynch,
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the beauty and the Beast Mode.
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Kittles versus skittles was an instant classic.
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Travis Homer Simpson and Marge-Shawn Lynch
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made for an animated backfield as the Seahawks strived
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to launch the nuclear Lockett-ship
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to come back in the second half.
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Raheem Dijon Mostert had all the sauce
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as the 49ers win the West and clinch home field advantage,
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a place I know well because a young Swaim
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was there for the catch.
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Look at all that hair.
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That's your swap.
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49ers 26, Seahawks 21.
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All right, week 17, holy shit.
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That was an awesome, awesome, awesome end
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to the 2019 regular season.
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It was a great way to end it,
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and this morning I woke up and it really did hit me
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for the first time that it was week 17.
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I had done such a good job of compartmentalizing
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and not allowing myself to realize
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that this was the official end of football season.
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And it hit me like a ton of bricks,
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but then there's nothing like
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an awesome game slate on Sunday
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to totally wipe that off my brain.
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Now I'm excited for the playoffs.
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And everyone went into this week 17 being like,
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"Ah, okay."
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Everyone kinda knows who's in the playoffs,
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there's a couple situations, you know,
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the Titans are gonna win so it doesn't really matter.
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Everything basically went up in smoke
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in terms of seating.
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The last game, which we'll start with,
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was an instant classic out in Seattle.
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The 49ers hold on to get the one seed,
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which, we were sitting here watching it,
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talking about all the implications.
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If the Seahawks win that game,
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the Packers then have the one seed,
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the Saints have a by and the two seed,
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so they only have to win one game away from home,
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and everything gets blown up
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by that last play at the goal line.
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Holy shit, Seahawks, how do you take that delay of game?
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I actually think, conspiracy theory here,
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that Pete Carroll took the delay of game
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on purpose because he didn't want to be stuck in a situation
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where he screwed up on the one yard line,
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again with Marshawn Lynch back, which,
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that game was so good,
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we forgot how awesome it was that Marshawn Lynch is back.
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Yes, and he got that touchdown
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where he jumped over the line.
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I think they were gonna give--
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Shoulda held his dick.
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Yeah, they were gonna give him the ball.
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Yeah.
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On the one this time, they had to.
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I, yes, yes.
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They had to give him the ball this time,
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so yeah, Pete Carroll kinda saved himself from himself.
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But then--
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By backing it up to the six yard line,
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but then, the very end of the game,
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well first of all before they got there,
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there was a questionable unnecessary roughness penalty
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on the 9ers that backed 'em up on their drive.
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Right.
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There were so many different ball don't lie situations
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in this game.
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The ball weaved in a very intricate web of deception
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throughout the game, so I was not sure if the end
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of the game was a ball don't lie,
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if the pass interference that wasn't called
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was a ball don't lie, if Hollister getting tackled
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at the one and then rotating over to the end zone was
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a ball don't lie.
Ball don't lie.
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I don't know if the ball lied or not.
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I'm pretty sure that it doesn't.
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I think the 49ers were the better team throughout the year
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so I think they deserve to win the NFC West,
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and they deserve to get the one seed.
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Russell Wilson with the ball in the fourth quarter,
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there's nothing like it.
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He's just an electric factory.
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When you watch him, I've thrown this out there
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for a few years now, but in terms of quarterbacks
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I want to have the ball at the end of the game,
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he's my number one.
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Yeah.
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He's my number one, even though they didn't score there,
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he's still my number one 'cause he did everything
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to get them to score.
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I don't know who you blame the delay of game on,
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but credit to the 49ers for holding on
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and the odds of their, like getting to the Super Bowl
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just drastically changed now that they get two home games
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to get to Miami instead of being the fifth seed
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and having to finish this game and then immediately fly
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to Philadelphia and play the Eagles,
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who win the NFC East.
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Yeah.
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There was a lot at stake at the very end of this game
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and Russell Wilson is, the great part about Russell
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is he's mastered all these different weird little nuances
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in the position of quarterback,
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so he can slide better than any quarterback.
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Yes.
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He's really good at running out of bounds
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and holding the ball forward to get that extra yard.
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He takes sacks really well.
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He does that turtle thing.
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He's great at getting tackled.
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He will slide his head into a defender's knee
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and draw a hit to the head of the quarterback.
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Yes, every single time.
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He's really good at all these weird little parts
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of the game.
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It was an instant classic and I feel like
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all the Seahawks do is play in instant classic games.
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Yes, and honestly, not to take anything away
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from the Seahawks because they are a playoff team
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and they played a great game,
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but if you're a Seahawks fan, losing that game,
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now you have to go to Philadelphia
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and you have to win three games on the road
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to get to Miami.
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That feels like a mountain a little too tall to climb.
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It's tough, it's tough.
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It's not impossible.
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I still feel like the Seahawks are one of those teams
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that if they get healthy on defense,
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they could beat anybody.
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Not a lot of time.
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Not a lot of time.
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Not a lot of time, seven days.
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And they're also one of those teams where you think
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about them traveling east and it's like, eh, that's early.
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Although they did beat the Eagles
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earlier in the season in Philadelphia.
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Which, I've always wondered this about west coast fans,
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for these late night games,
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you get done with the game at what, 8:30?
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At night?
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Yeah.
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Do you eat before the game or after the game?
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No I think they eat during the game.
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They have dinner parties.
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Yeah they do it during the game,
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but I guess it would be beneficial
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to be on the west coast right now
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because then you have four hours to stay up
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and be juiced up about that game.
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You're not gonna sleep, yeah.
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Because, I don't know, if you're on the east coast
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and you're watching that game, you can't go to sleep.
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That was such a great game.
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We were standing, I was standing up.
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That's the key to when you know a game is an instant classic
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when you find yourself just involuntarily standing up
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in your living room or we're sitting
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in the studio right now.
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Big plays, I would just get up.
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Like why am I standing?
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I have no idea.
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We're just amped.
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Because football has just made me rise to my feet
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because I'm so into the moment.
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Football is the best drug known to man.
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It gets you going and we should give credit
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to the 49ers, too because offensively,
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the 49ers are a problem for anybody.
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Although, although.
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The way they run their offense,
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I know you have your questions about 'em.
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No, no, no, no, that's not what I was gonna say.
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No, I wasn't gonna say that.
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I was gonna say Kyle Shanahan, you kinda let me down
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by punting there on fourth and one
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when your offense is so good.
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And in one yard, and you're supposed to be the guy.
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There's a little nerd twitter bot that I follow
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that does the in-game percentages.
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Their percentage to win the game went down by 19%
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by punting instead of going for it.
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I thought they should've gone for it.
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Yeah.
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I mean, he was yelling, he was so emphatic
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about sending the punt team out there.
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It looked like he was thinking about it.
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So are you stanning Kyle Shanahan in the playoffs?
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Also, at the very end of the game, Kyle,
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you coulda taken a knee,
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you coulda taken that safety for me,
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given me the over for the world.
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For Al Michaels.
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For the Seahawks plus three and a half,
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that was an all-time--
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It was huge.
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Are they going to take that safety
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and just swing every single bet,
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and then we get Rovell to tweet some stupid like,
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"Oh, this many billions of dollars changed hands."
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Shut up.
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All right.
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I was upset, though, because I did not get a graphic.
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I did not get an example shown on the screen
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of how loud it is in Seattle.
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Yeah.
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Usually they'll compare,
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they'll show how loud other things are.
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They'll be like,
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"Here's the decibel level for the fans in Seattle.
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"Here's what a jet engine sounds like.
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"Here's what it sounds like when you're recording a podcast
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"and nobody will clear the air
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"out of the pipes in your studio."
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Like all these very loud things to compare,
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so I had no idea if it was loud or not.
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I think that they haven't done a story
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about the Seattle crowd recently enough
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for people to remember it because--
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The 12s.
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I, listen, they're hanging in the rafters.
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Remember that.
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The only team that's ever,
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they basically retired the number.
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They retired, no they did retire the number 12.
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Retired the number 12, that's whatever.
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I'm not gonna beat up on Seattle
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because that was a bad loss, but it's such a lame move.
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I need an update right now, because I'm pretty sure
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there was some ongoing litigation--
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Yes.
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Between Texas A&M and Seattle fans for who gets
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the right to the number 12.
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I think they like, Texas A&M like leased it to 'em.
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They franchised it.
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Yes.
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They own the number 12
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and you can pay them a rate to use it.
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What I was gonna say though, is I facetiously tweeted out,
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"Is it always this loud in Seattle?"
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And a lot of people were like,
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"Yeah dude, it's always this loud."
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That was clearly a joke because for,
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I think what's happened is,
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there was that run.
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It was probably like right when the Beast Quake happened
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until they won a Super Bowl.
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Every time Seattle played in a prime time game,
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the lead story was, man these fans are loud.
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They haven't done that, I think, you know what,
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I'm gonna blame Rick Reilly.
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Rick Reilly not having his little two minute spot
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on Monday night football has ruined our awareness
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of the Seattle crowd being the loudest in the NFL.
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Whether or not it's loud,
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Rick Reilly did have a heater, though.
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He said, "I haven't seen a red zone mismanaged that badly
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"since I got that parking ticket at DIA."
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Oh!
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So DIA, you might wonder what that is.
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That's the Denver International Airport.
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Yep.
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Where Rick apparently--
Big conspiracy theory.
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Yeah, so Rick is throwing some,
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a little red meat out there.
Prays to Satan.
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To all the conspiracy nuts.
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But that was very timely on his part.
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But what I was gonna say about the 49ers offense,
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it's so tough to defend because all their plays
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look the same.
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Yeah.
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When they're lining up to run 'em,
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but they could run a trap,
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they could run a seam to Kittle.
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They use him as a blocker.
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They use, basically him and Juice.
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Throw it to your fullback down the field.
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Him and Juice, it's like you don't know
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if they're gonna hit you from the side
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or if they're gonna release on a wheel route.
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It's like impossible.
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And then even when they run the ball,
403
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it almost feels more creative the way
404
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that they run the ball than the way that they pass it.
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It's like, who's the guy on twitter, @PitchingNinja?
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Yeah.
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That shows you, okay here's the delivery
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on this guy's foreseen fast ball
409
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and here's his delivery on a curve ball
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and the overlays at the same time.
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You could do that exact same thing
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and overlay the San Francisco offense.
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Yes.
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And it would end up in two completely different plays.
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Kyle Shanahan has made running the ball sexy again.
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Like it's become an air league.
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It's become a passing league.
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Everyone's breaking every single record,
419
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but he has made it sexy.
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And that's why I'm more disappointed
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than I would be with any other team
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when the 49ers have basically a chance to ice the game
423
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by getting one yard and that's my only concern.
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Kyle Shanahan.
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Don't start seeing ghosts, man.
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You're a good coach.
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You're a really fucking good coach.
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You have a really good team.
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You're the one seed.
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Don't start seeing ghosts out there,
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little Super Bowl past,
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all that shit coming off.
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Yeah, no he's over-corrected from the Super Bowl past.
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15:14.995 --> 15:16.298
Yes.
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Now he runs the ball more often.
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Yes.
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And passes it less than he should sometimes.
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15:19.330 --> 15:21.300
All right, let's go to, we're gonna do all the games.
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Can I bring up one last thing here.
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Yeah.
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About the broadcast.
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Well, actually there are two things I'm gonna miss
443
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about Sunday night football and Monday night football
444
15:28.185 --> 15:29.637
coming to a close here.
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Well, we get Sunday night football on Saturday.
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We do get it but it's not the same.
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15:31.905 --> 15:33.095
Yeah.
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15:33.095 --> 15:34.101
Please give me
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the Monday night football: Saturday edition graphic.
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Yeah.
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I would appreciate that.
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I'm gonna miss the ongoing computer graphics battles
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between the Sunday night football crew
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and the Monday night football crew.
455
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When they put up those weird little animation sequences
456
15:45.860 --> 15:46.693
in the middle of games,
457
15:46.693 --> 15:48.930
which by the way, ESPN totally kicks the shit out of NBC.
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15:48.930 --> 15:50.644
Oh they kill 'em.
459
15:50.644 --> 15:52.020
It's like virgin Sunday night football,
460
15:52.020 --> 15:54.170
Chad Monday night football graphics packages.
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15:54.170 --> 15:55.628
Yes, yes.
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I'm gonna miss that.
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The second thing is Al and Cris
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15:57.700 --> 16:00.090
brought back the quarter-zip.
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One was wearing a cardigan, the other guy was wearing
466
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like a golf quarter-zip.
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They looked like two gay parents who were upset
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at the lifestyle choice of their heterosexual son.
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Okay, I mean, okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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(Big Cat laughs)
473
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They were very ashamed.
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Okay.
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How do I tell your father?
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He's not gonna understand.
477
16:21.029 --> 16:21.862
Yeah, I mean I love the broadcast too.
478
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Yeah.
479
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All right, should we get into the whole slate of games?
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Did that not make sense?
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I feel that made sense.
No it made sense,
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it made sense.
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16:28.442 --> 16:30.094
It was, yeah, it made sense.
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I just see them wearing--
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You don't like hearing the G-word.
486
16:32.730 --> 16:34.260
I just see them wearing sweaters.
487
16:34.260 --> 16:37.028
Yeah, I looked a little bit deeper into it.
488
16:37.028 --> 16:38.384
Like, I just see 'em wearing sweaters,
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I'm like yeah, they're white guys in their 50s,
490
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of course they're wearing sweaters.
491
16:41.600 --> 16:42.605
Yeah.
492
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That's what every white guy in his 50s wears.
493
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I don't know, I'd like to see a suit.
494
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(Big Cat laughs)
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All right.
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16:47.017 --> 16:48.016
Let's do the whole slate of games.
497
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Some games we'll skip over pretty quickly,
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but some we gotta focus on and you'd think
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that we're gonna start with the Patriots
500
16:53.405 --> 16:56.060
somehow losing to the Dolphins,
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16:56.060 --> 17:00.150
but they actually got upstaged by the game
502
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of the one o'clock hour.
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17:01.760 --> 17:05.070
And that was the one and only Jameis Winston
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17:05.070 --> 17:10.070
with the walk-off pick six to get his 30th interception
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17:10.300 --> 17:14.650
of the year the first, the only member of the 30-30 club,
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30 touchdowns, 30 interceptions.
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Let's start with actually where Bruce Arians
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said after the game.
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17:23.173 --> 17:24.470
In evaluating Jameis' future with the team,
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he said, "There's so much good
511
17:26.847 --> 17:28.130
"and so much outright terrible."
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Yep.
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17:28.963 --> 17:30.200
That perfectly sums up Jameis Winston.
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17:30.200 --> 17:32.110
That's Jameis Winston in a nutshell right there.
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17:32.110 --> 17:32.943
I loved--
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And not only was it a walk-off pick six
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17:34.840 --> 17:36.510
for the 30 interception mark,
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it also hit the over.
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Yes.
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So it was like a play perfectly designed for us.
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I felt like, I feel like the football Gods
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were beaming that directly into our ears and our eyes.
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It was incredible and Jameis Winston,
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we've been on this all year.
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This has been a story line all year
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that he is comically the funniest quarterback
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to ever grace God's Earth.
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And he is now in the record books.
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17:56.740 --> 18:00.950
He also is, the good, he's the eighth quarterback all-time
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to throw for over 5,000 yards in a season.
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Which he also got in this game.
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Which he also got in this game.
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This is a milestone game for Jameis.
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It was incredible.
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Jameis could've, it was like Ted Williams when he hit 400.
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Jameis could've sat out that overtime.
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Right.
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And not given us that 30th interception,
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but he wanted to give the fans what they came their for.
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It was to a linebacker.
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He has linebacker blindness.
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He also said after the game
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in an awesome Jameis press conference.
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He said, "If you look at my numbers, I'm balling.
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"I gotta stop giving the ball to the other team.
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"If I eliminate those, I'm gonna be the best.
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"You better check the sheet.
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"I'm gonna be the best."
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It's true.
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It is.
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If he doesn't throw interceptions,
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he would be the MVP.
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18:40.190 --> 18:41.188
He's balling.
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If he threw no interceptions this year,
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he would've been the MVP.
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18:43.183 --> 18:44.188
But if he threw no interceptions,
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he wouldn't be Jameis.
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Correct.
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18:46.197 --> 18:47.201
And that's why we love him.
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And he says that he wants $30 million a year.
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Should.
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I actually think that as far as entertainment value goes,
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18:50.587 --> 18:55.587
his worth for the NFL is worth well over $30 million a year.
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Yes.
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Because of what he delivers to the fans.
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If he doesn't get $30 million, I will pitch in.
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I will help Jameis get up there to that point
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because he's worth every penny.
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I pray, you know when you get the bump
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from, a team does well and they get the prime time bump.
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19:09.599 --> 19:11.168
Yeah.
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The Bears had it this year.
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They played, whatever, five, six prime time games
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because they were good last year.
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Please give Jameis the bump.
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Ooh night, yep.
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Please give Jameis the bump so we can see him
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in Sunday night and Monday night all next year.
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Like, when the schedule-makers are trying to figure out
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how to get a good match up in week 12,
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just throw Jameis in there, 'cause he,
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no matter who he plays,
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he could play no one and it would be pure entertainment.
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Yeah, absolutely, so yeah.
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I agree 100%, Jameis needs to be featured more.
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He is probably my favorite quarterback to watch play.
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Yes.
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I don't think that there's even a close second.
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I mean, maybe Lamar or Pat Mahomes when they're at the peak.
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19:47.430 --> 19:49.289
Yeah, but they're like good good.
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But it's that they're, yeah they're good.
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Not funny good,
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funny bad.
Yeah, you're just like,
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19:53.474 --> 19:54.627
"Oh my God that was an amazing throw."
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Yeah.
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You don't get the slapstick of Jameis
597
19:56.640 --> 19:57.644
going out in overtime
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against the Falcons.
Then squinting.
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(Big Cat laughs)
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Squinting and having an anvil fall on his head
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20:00.643 --> 20:01.648
and have his linemen use a spatula
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20:01.648 --> 20:02.650
to pick him up off the ground.
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I cannot.
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He's a cartoon character.
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20:04.656 --> 20:05.489
Jameis Winston is a cartoon character
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and if I'm Bruce Arians, I don't know
607
20:06.890 --> 20:07.859
if I wanna fix his sight.
608
20:07.859 --> 20:08.692
No.
609
20:09.970 --> 20:10.803
I think maybe, as far as it goes,
610
20:10.803 --> 20:11.636
first of all I don't think
611
20:12.758 --> 20:13.600
that Bruce Arians believes in Lasik eye surgery.
612
20:13.600 --> 20:14.766
No.
613
20:14.766 --> 20:15.599
I think he'll probably just tell Jameis
614
20:15.599 --> 20:17.350
to go stare directly at the sun
615
20:17.350 --> 20:19.580
for a couple hours every day and hopefully that'll,
616
20:19.580 --> 20:21.926
the suns rays, Ray Baker, will be his eye surgeon.
617
20:21.926 --> 20:23.210
Yes, yes.
618
20:23.210 --> 20:24.280
And help correct some of that.
619
20:24.280 --> 20:27.320
No, but Jameis, like just think about it.
620
20:27.320 --> 20:30.970
He was, we talked about the 30 interceptions all year,
621
20:30.970 --> 20:35.424
and we get to overtime, shout out Dan Quinn
622
20:35.424 --> 20:38.260
for a meaningless game, kicking a field goal to tie it up.
623
20:38.260 --> 20:39.920
We get to overtime and he does it.
624
20:39.920 --> 20:42.930
A pick six to end it and here's even more poetic justice.
625
20:42.930 --> 20:44.280
Jameis Winston, so we don't know
626
20:44.280 --> 20:46.364
what's gonna happen with him.
627
20:46.364 --> 20:47.971
I assume the Bucks are gonna bring him back at least,
628
20:47.971 --> 20:50.800
maybe franchise tag him, whatever may happen.
629
20:50.800 --> 20:53.690
But let's just say Jameis Winston is a free agent
630
20:53.690 --> 20:54.660
and goes somewhere else.
631
20:54.660 --> 20:58.580
Jameis Winston, the first pass he ever threw
632
20:58.580 --> 21:01.480
for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, a pick six.
633
21:01.480 --> 21:06.480
A pick six, week 1, 2015 against the Titans.
634
21:06.520 --> 21:09.033
His last pass for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers,
635
21:09.889 --> 21:12.940
a pick six, week 17, 2019 against the Atlanta Falcons.
636
21:12.940 --> 21:15.160
That is so fucking poetic.
637
21:15.160 --> 21:17.592
So I actually am rooting for him to not be
638
21:17.592 --> 21:19.410
on the Bucs next year, just so we can be like, look at that.
639
21:19.410 --> 21:21.520
It would be a great ending to a great career with--
640
21:21.520 --> 21:22.904
I want him on the Bears.
641
21:22.904 --> 21:23.737
Yeah, do you really?
642
21:23.737 --> 21:24.570
Yes.
643
21:24.570 --> 21:25.403
I think you say that.
644
21:25.403 --> 21:26.236
No I do.
645
21:26.236 --> 21:27.069
You say that, but I think--
646
21:27.069 --> 21:27.902
Dude the Bears stink,
647
21:27.902 --> 21:28.735
they're always gonna stink.
I think your attitude
648
21:28.735 --> 21:30.668
would change a little bit.
649
21:30.668 --> 21:31.923
No they're always gonna stink.
650
21:31.923 --> 21:32.947
Not being able to laugh at him,
651
21:32.947 --> 21:33.949
but having people laugh at you for him.
652
21:33.949 --> 21:35.210
PFT, we're gonna get to this, but Carson Wentz threw
653
21:35.210 --> 21:37.613
for 4,000 yards, first time
654
21:37.613 --> 21:39.760
an Eagles quarterback's ever thrown for 4,000 yards.
655
21:39.760 --> 21:40.920
There's only one team left
656
21:40.920 --> 21:43.130
that has not had a 4,000 yard passer.
657
21:43.130 --> 21:44.000
It's the Chicago Bears.
658
21:44.000 --> 21:45.595
Okay.
659
21:45.595 --> 21:46.602
So I want Jameis Winston.
660
21:46.602 --> 21:47.604
Well yeah, he's definitely gonna get you 4,000.
661
21:47.604 --> 21:48.763
I want Jameis Winston.
662
21:48.763 --> 21:49.596
I was trying to figure out earlier this week
663
21:50.433 --> 21:51.476
who the leading tackler on the Bucs offense is this year.
664
21:51.476 --> 21:53.840
Ooh, great question.
665
21:53.840 --> 21:55.974
It's not Jameis 'cause he stinks at tackling.
666
21:55.974 --> 21:58.004
Yeah, yeah, great question.
667
21:58.004 --> 21:59.003
'Cause he can't see the guy
668
21:59.003 --> 21:59.998
after he throws the ball to him.
669
21:59.998 --> 22:01.002
Fuck.
670
22:01.002 --> 22:02.009
Although seven of 'em, so 30 interceptions,
671
22:02.009 --> 22:02.842
seven of 'em weren't tackled.
672
22:02.842 --> 22:04.763
Yeah, oh yeah so that hurts his stats a little bit.
673
22:04.763 --> 22:06.134
(laughs) Yeah.
674
22:06.134 --> 22:07.700
I would say, Philip Rivers is actually really good
675
22:07.700 --> 22:10.708
at throwing interceptions that get tackled afterwards.
676
22:10.708 --> 22:11.711
Yeah, Cameron Brate.
677
22:11.711 --> 22:12.890
Cameron Brate, I was gonna say Mike Evans
678
22:12.890 --> 22:14.720
because he's fast, he's big.
679
22:14.720 --> 22:16.013
Yeah.
680
22:16.013 --> 22:16.910
He usually chases a guy down from behind.
681
22:16.910 --> 22:18.380
But that's, there's a lot
682
22:18.380 --> 22:19.587
of the picks are to the linebackers, so.
683
22:19.587 --> 22:22.178
Right, so a tight end might work better.
684
22:22.178 --> 22:23.261
Someone give us that stat.
685
22:23.261 --> 22:24.655
Who's the leading tackler on the Bucs offense this year?
686
22:24.655 --> 22:25.488
Yes.
687
22:25.488 --> 22:26.670
Last thing about this game,
688
22:26.670 --> 22:28.770
'cause we should just quickly talk about the Falcons,
689
22:28.770 --> 22:32.100
they are perfectly, perfectly placed to be
690
22:32.100 --> 22:34.390
one of the dark-horse teams in 2020.
691
22:34.390 --> 22:36.080
'Cause they finished the season on a high note.
692
22:36.080 --> 22:38.350
They go 7 and 9 after a terrible start.
693
22:38.350 --> 22:39.370
They keep Dan Quinn.
694
22:39.370 --> 22:40.917
They keep Dimitroff.
695
22:40.917 --> 22:43.080
This will definitely be the,
696
22:43.080 --> 22:47.478
you'll be sitting September 2020
697
22:47.478 --> 22:50.170
and you'll be watching the Fox pregame
698
22:50.170 --> 22:54.767
and someone, probably, Strahan will probably say,
699
22:54.767 --> 22:57.148
"You know which team I really got my eye on?
700
22:57.148 --> 22:57.981
"The Atlanta Falcons."
701
22:57.981 --> 22:59.399
Hey, they've got all the talent.
702
22:59.399 --> 23:00.401
They got all the talent.
703
23:00.401 --> 23:01.403
They've got great receivers.
704
23:01.403 --> 23:02.236
Yes, yes.
705
23:02.236 --> 23:03.460
All right, so, oh!
706
23:03.460 --> 23:04.830
We didn't even mention, too,
707
23:04.830 --> 23:07.330
the Falcons had the longest touchdown
708
23:07.330 --> 23:09.640
by a player weighing at least 300 pounds in NFL history.
709
23:09.640 --> 23:10.473
That was pretty sick.
710
23:10.473 --> 23:11.306
Yes, yes.
Is it tackle eligible,
711
23:11.306 --> 23:13.562
which it wasn't covered at all.
712
23:13.562 --> 23:14.748
And as Danny Kelly pointed out, that guy.
713
23:14.748 --> 23:16.309
It does.
714
23:16.309 --> 23:17.640
He looks like me, but like a bigger,
715
23:17.640 --> 23:18.930
he looks like if I ate you.
716
23:18.930 --> 23:20.525
Yes.
717
23:20.525 --> 23:21.500
And if you put a picture up, oh my God.
718
23:21.500 --> 23:23.032
It's crazy.
719
23:23.032 --> 23:24.039
It's hilarious.
720
23:24.039 --> 23:25.044
What's the guy's name?
721
23:25.044 --> 23:26.043
Ty Sambrailo.
722
23:26.043 --> 23:27.030
Ty Sambrailo.
723
23:27.030 --> 23:28.380
Immediately, my favorite tight end in the NFL,
724
23:28.380 --> 23:29.213
even though he's a tackle.
725
23:29.213 --> 23:31.980
And Jameis one of one had one stat for us,
726
23:31.980 --> 23:33.580
12 times a quarterback has thrown
727
23:33.580 --> 23:35.140
30 interceptions in the NFL,
728
23:35.140 --> 23:37.640
none of those 12 times has the quarterback also thrown
729
23:37.640 --> 23:39.240
30 touchdowns in that season.
730
23:39.240 --> 23:40.320
There you go, electric.
731
23:40.320 --> 23:42.540
So Jameis is the greatest of all time.
732
23:42.540 --> 23:44.013
Yes.
733
23:44.013 --> 23:45.018
He is.
734
23:45.018 --> 23:46.024
Jameis one of one.
735
23:46.024 --> 23:46.950
He's fucking nuts and he's hilarious and I love him.
736
23:46.950 --> 23:49.070
He actually is the answer,
737
23:49.070 --> 23:50.470
and we're gonna get to the Phil Rivers later,
738
23:50.470 --> 23:52.610
but he is the answer to losing our heroes,
739
23:52.610 --> 23:55.160
Eli, Phil Rivers, Ben Roethlisberger.
740
23:55.160 --> 23:58.090
If Jameis can be in the NFL for another decade,
741
23:58.090 --> 24:01.800
he will be the, the torch has been passed
742
24:01.800 --> 24:04.150
to our hilarious quarterbacks we can make fun of.
743
24:04.150 --> 24:06.810
He's almost actually if you like threw
744
24:06.810 --> 24:09.020
all three of those guys into,
745
24:09.020 --> 24:11.624
you have like the Roethlisberger off field.
746
24:11.624 --> 24:12.662
Yeah, you got the allegations.
747
24:12.662 --> 24:13.667
(laughing)
Yeah.
748
24:13.667 --> 24:15.076
You've got the Philip Rivers interceptions.
749
24:15.076 --> 24:17.040
You got the squinting Eli Manning dumb face.
750
24:17.040 --> 24:18.600
It's all kinda perfect.
751
24:18.600 --> 24:21.870
Yeah, the Phil Rivers God, like he really is
752
24:21.870 --> 24:23.690
just mashing all three of those guys together,
753
24:23.690 --> 24:25.397
you get Jameis Winston.
754
24:25.397 --> 24:26.460
Yeah, he was designed in a lab
755
24:26.460 --> 24:27.788
to be just our perfect person.
756
24:27.788 --> 24:28.773
For us.
757
24:28.773 --> 24:29.789
Our special little boy.
758
24:29.789 --> 24:30.890
All right, let's do the next big game.
759
24:30.890 --> 24:33.030
The Patriots-Dolphins.
760
24:33.030 --> 24:35.250
I'm still shocked that the Patriots lost this game.
761
24:35.250 --> 24:36.083
I'm not.
762
24:36.083 --> 24:39.440
Tom Brady at home versus AFC teams that finished
763
24:39.440 --> 24:42.950
with a losing record, before this game was 61 and oh.
764
24:42.950 --> 24:44.390
61 and zero.
765
24:44.390 --> 24:46.123
That's insane.
766
24:46.123 --> 24:48.123
He never had lost to an AFC team
767
24:48.123 --> 24:50.510
that had a losing record at the end of the year.
768
24:50.510 --> 24:52.240
The Dolphins stunned him.
769
24:52.240 --> 24:55.360
I don't even know, it's, how are you not shocked?
770
24:55.360 --> 24:56.926
I know it's the Ryan Fitzpatrick part.
771
24:56.926 --> 24:58.406
Yeah, so here's the thing.
Ryan Fitzpatrick was
772
24:58.406 --> 24:59.276
Fitzmagic, yeah.
773
24:59.276 --> 25:00.109
We were due for Fitzmagic.
774
25:00.109 --> 25:02.826
We hadn't gotten full Fitzmagic this year yet,
775
25:02.826 --> 25:03.840
and this game was what you get.
776
25:03.840 --> 25:05.730
You get one incredible performance.
777
25:05.730 --> 25:08.610
You get one thing that shocks the world every season
778
25:08.610 --> 25:09.760
out of Ryan Fitzpatrick.
779
25:09.760 --> 25:11.191
This was it.
780
25:11.191 --> 25:13.297
Also, if you look at who the Dolphins played last week,
781
25:13.297 --> 25:15.980
it was the Bengals, so the Patriots weren't able
782
25:16.955 --> 25:17.890
to scout the Bengals properly
783
25:17.890 --> 25:19.740
because of the last time they tried to do that,
784
25:19.740 --> 25:21.610
so they didn't have all the intel down on the Dolphins.
785
25:21.610 --> 25:23.840
But here's where it was shocking to me.
786
25:23.840 --> 25:28.510
It was, the Patriots offense has been bad or mediocre,
787
25:28.510 --> 25:29.670
whatever you want to call it all year,
788
25:29.670 --> 25:31.820
so you kind of expected them to not, you know,
789
25:31.820 --> 25:33.410
be able to win a shoot out.
790
25:33.410 --> 25:36.150
The Patriots defense has been great all year.
791
25:36.150 --> 25:38.490
Stephon Gilmore was the defensive player of the year
792
25:38.490 --> 25:41.050
up until today, he probably lost it today.
793
25:41.050 --> 25:42.740
Because DeVante Parker went off,
794
25:42.740 --> 25:44.624
and it wasn't all to him, but that part,
795
25:44.624 --> 25:46.835
like you don't see a Bill Belichick team
796
25:46.835 --> 25:51.516
come out flat for a game that they should be able to roll.
797
25:51.516 --> 25:54.810
You're probably thinking right now, "Where's Hank?"
798
25:54.810 --> 25:56.140
He's not here.
799
25:56.140 --> 25:58.770
He is on vacation, yet again.
800
25:58.770 --> 25:59.890
Well-earned vacation.
801
25:59.890 --> 26:01.624
Should we, we'll call him?
802
26:01.624 --> 26:02.687
Should we call him?
Yeah let's give him a call,
803
26:02.687 --> 26:03.955
see what he's up to.
804
26:03.955 --> 26:05.173
All right.
805
26:05.173 --> 26:06.178
See where the panic button is right now.
806
26:06.178 --> 26:08.678
(phone rings)
807
26:12.740 --> 26:14.830
He's probably, oh, oh.
808
26:14.830 --> 26:16.135
Hello?
809
26:16.135 --> 26:17.638
Hey, hey.
Hey, what's up, Hank?
810
26:17.638 --> 26:18.652
What's up?
811
26:18.652 --> 26:20.529
Hey, hey.
812
26:20.529 --> 26:21.623
How's your vacation?
813
26:21.623 --> 26:22.629
What?
814
26:22.629 --> 26:23.490
How's your vacation?
815
26:23.490 --> 26:25.030
It's going well, it's going well you know,
816
26:25.030 --> 26:28.240
we had a tough day today, we put some things in the past.
817
26:28.240 --> 26:29.930
We're on to 2020.
818
26:29.930 --> 26:31.730
Wait, do you mean, like on your vacation
819
26:31.730 --> 26:33.110
you had a tough day or was there
820
26:33.110 --> 26:35.067
something else that happened?
821
26:35.067 --> 26:38.440
Well on the slopes I was skiing,
822
26:38.440 --> 26:39.580
I fell a couple times.
823
26:39.580 --> 26:42.350
I had a couple of bumps and bruises and then I got off,
824
26:42.350 --> 26:44.540
and you know, Patriots lost the game.
825
26:44.540 --> 26:47.884
Oh, oh, we weren't even calling about that.
826
26:47.884 --> 26:48.717
We were just calling to see how your vacation is.
827
26:48.717 --> 26:51.350
I actually have a SeatGeek question for you, Hank.
828
26:51.350 --> 26:53.803
Oh, great.
SeatGeek promo code take,
829
26:54.924 --> 26:58.549
you can go to the Patriots wild-card round next Saturday
830
26:58.549 --> 27:01.440
with SeatGeek promo code take,
831
27:01.440 --> 27:02.310
you get $10 off.
832
27:02.310 --> 27:04.860
Yeah, yeah.
My question to you is,
833
27:04.860 --> 27:07.117
where's the panic button?
834
27:07.117 --> 27:09.598
Panic button's out, I mean the panic button,
835
27:09.598 --> 27:13.336
panic button's firmly out, ready to get pressed.
836
27:13.336 --> 27:15.830
It's out, it's fully out.
837
27:15.830 --> 27:17.250
Are you worried at all about the Titans
838
27:17.250 --> 27:19.583
or do you think that you're gonna win this one
839
27:19.583 --> 27:21.510
and then the next game the wheels are gonna fall off?
840
27:21.510 --> 27:23.070
No, I'm worried about the Titans.
841
27:23.070 --> 27:25.500
I mean clearly Brian Flores Belicheck disciple,
842
27:25.500 --> 27:26.820
he beat us today.
843
27:26.820 --> 27:29.240
Mike Vrabel, another Belicheck disciple,
844
27:29.240 --> 27:30.540
he's coming in next week.
845
27:30.540 --> 27:32.550
I'm concerned, I'm very worried.
846
27:32.550 --> 27:34.260
Panic button is out.
847
27:34.260 --> 27:35.233
It's tough times.
848
27:36.645 --> 27:39.037
Yeah, last question, or maybe not even a question,
849
27:39.037 --> 27:40.470
more of a statement, want your thoughts.
850
27:40.470 --> 27:45.380
Turnover differential in this game, minus two.
851
27:45.380 --> 27:47.060
Patriots didn't get any turnovers.
852
27:47.060 --> 27:49.958
They turned the ball over twice, thoughts?
853
27:49.958 --> 27:52.700
Yeah, sometimes the player of year candidate
854
27:52.700 --> 27:55.957
did the exact opposite of what you would hope for him to do.
855
27:55.957 --> 27:57.310
Defense didn't play great.
856
27:57.310 --> 28:00.187
Fitzmagic just tore us up.
857
28:00.187 --> 28:01.870
Yeah, yeah.
858
28:01.870 --> 28:03.765
Yeah it's a tough one to swallow for sure.
859
28:03.765 --> 28:05.810
Do you feel at all responsible
860
28:05.810 --> 28:07.390
for the Dolphins beating the Patriots
861
28:07.390 --> 28:11.115
because of the very vulgar dolphin sound effects
862
28:11.115 --> 28:13.424
that you put into our last fastest two minutes?
863
28:13.424 --> 28:14.975
Oh!
864
28:14.975 --> 28:16.010
I mean that's, it's honestly like
865
28:17.095 --> 28:18.090
it's the biggest catch 22 of the entire season.
866
28:18.090 --> 28:20.610
It's fucked up, say something nice about the Dolphins.
867
28:20.610 --> 28:22.563
I have nothing nice to say about them.
868
28:22.563 --> 28:23.550
Oh.
869
28:23.550 --> 28:24.569
(laughing)
870
28:24.569 --> 28:25.899
They ruined my vacation, they ruined my vacation.
871
28:25.899 --> 28:27.537
Aw no, all right well, all right.
872
28:27.537 --> 28:29.267
Something for, nice for you guys.
873
28:29.267 --> 28:32.327
You still have three days more of your vacation.
874
28:32.327 --> 28:33.332
Yeah.
875
28:33.332 --> 28:34.339
So I'm sure you'll rebound.
876
28:34.339 --> 28:35.422
Yeah, you probably have another vacation
877
28:35.422 --> 28:36.408
before the new year.
878
28:36.408 --> 28:37.680
Yeah, right.
879
28:37.680 --> 28:38.675
So you gotta squeeze out all those days.
880
28:38.675 --> 28:39.798
Yeah.
881
28:39.798 --> 28:40.803
Yeah, that's true.
882
28:40.803 --> 28:42.972
Okay, all right, well we'll talk to you later, man.
883
28:42.972 --> 28:44.270
We still got like two more hours of the show to go.
884
28:44.270 --> 28:45.103
Bye, Hank.
885
28:45.103 --> 28:47.064
All right.
All right.
886
28:47.064 --> 28:48.069
Keep it up.
887
28:48.069 --> 28:49.074
Love you guys.
888
28:49.074 --> 28:50.081
Okay, I love you too.
889
28:50.081 --> 28:51.085
Love you too, Hank.
890
28:51.085 --> 28:52.091
I'm sorry again for last year.
891
28:52.091 --> 28:53.071
Oh man, that's tough.
892
28:53.071 --> 28:54.079
That is very, very tough.
893
28:54.079 --> 28:55.330
So I just wanna take a quick victory lap here
894
28:55.330 --> 28:57.500
for accurately predicting that the Dolphins were gonna
895
28:57.500 --> 28:59.243
beat the Patriots in week 17,
896
29:00.484 --> 29:01.580
and they finished the season with five wins.
897
29:01.580 --> 29:02.730
Which wasn't your seven.
898
29:02.730 --> 29:04.683
But I went back, looked at their schedule,
899
29:04.683 --> 29:07.100
they lost by one point to the Jets.
900
29:07.100 --> 29:08.938
Wait, but that's still a loss.
901
29:08.938 --> 29:09.771
Wait, let me finish.
902
29:09.771 --> 29:12.177
One point to the Jets, one point to the R-words,
903
29:12.177 --> 29:14.130
and only 49 to the Ravens.
904
29:14.130 --> 29:17.200
They could've very easily been eight and eight.
905
29:17.200 --> 29:18.308
Flip those, yeah.
906
29:18.308 --> 29:19.698
They coulda been eight and eight
907
29:19.698 --> 29:20.929
and looking at possibly,
908
29:20.929 --> 29:21.932
they coulda been in the hunt.
909
29:21.932 --> 29:22.765
Seven wins, fell short.
910
29:22.765 --> 29:24.213
Two short.
911
29:24.213 --> 29:25.738
Also, did you guys see the story that the Patriots--
912
29:25.738 --> 29:27.006
Story of your life.
913
29:27.006 --> 29:28.880
Yeah, the Patriots, they, that was fucked up.
914
29:28.880 --> 29:29.885
That was mean, that was mean, that was mean.
915
29:29.885 --> 29:30.939
It came out and I just, I'm sorry.
916
29:30.939 --> 29:31.772
That was very mean.
917
29:31.772 --> 29:32.660
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
918
29:32.660 --> 29:33.493
I am sorry.
919
29:33.493 --> 29:35.107
Five foot seven to nine.
920
29:35.107 --> 29:36.102
(Big Cat laughs)
921
29:36.102 --> 29:37.294
That's me and the Dolphins.
922
29:37.294 --> 29:41.033
The Patriots, they lent their plane to Navy.
923
29:41.033 --> 29:42.230
Did you see that?
924
29:42.230 --> 29:43.233
Yes.
925
29:43.233 --> 29:44.790
So the Navy, I guess Navy doesn't have any planes.
926
29:44.790 --> 29:46.525
No, just boats, a shit load of boats.
927
29:46.525 --> 29:47.630
So Bob Kraft gave them their plane.
928
29:47.630 --> 29:49.180
I don't know if the Patriots got to fly
929
29:49.180 --> 29:52.640
on their normal plane over the course of the last week
930
29:52.640 --> 29:56.040
for any unexpected trips or whatever, but that's kind of a,
931
29:56.040 --> 29:58.830
that's tough when your owner's giving out your plane
932
29:58.830 --> 30:00.130
to a branch of the Armed Forces.
933
30:00.130 --> 30:00.963
Yeah.
934
30:00.963 --> 30:04.430
The Navy is using the Patriots as their own personal Uber.
935
30:04.430 --> 30:05.263
So that's tough.
936
30:05.263 --> 30:10.263
Yeah, it's crazy how different the playoffs look now.
937
30:10.717 --> 30:11.699
Yeah.
938
30:11.699 --> 30:12.532
Because the Patriots have to play the Titans
939
30:12.532 --> 30:14.103
on Saturday night and I, we disagree on this
940
30:14.103 --> 30:17.270
and we'll do a big playoff preview.
941
30:17.270 --> 30:20.090
By the way, we're gonna have a new show Thursday night,
942
30:20.090 --> 30:22.510
so we'll release it early, but we'll have a new show
943
30:22.510 --> 30:25.060
previewing the entire playoffs and everything
944
30:25.060 --> 30:27.380
and talk about the bowl games on Wednesday.
945
30:27.380 --> 30:29.350
We're not gonna have a show on Thursday morning,
946
30:29.350 --> 30:32.630
but I feel like the Patriots are gonna rule the Titans
947
30:34.250 --> 30:35.521
and everyone's gonna buy back in
948
30:35.521 --> 30:36.508
and then they're gonna lose to the Chiefs.
949
30:36.508 --> 30:37.511
I don't think so.
950
30:37.511 --> 30:38.515
I think the Titans take it too.
951
30:38.515 --> 30:39.522
Okay.
952
30:39.522 --> 30:40.526
Is this the end of the Patriots dynasty?
953
30:40.526 --> 30:41.359
Let me put on my Max Kellerman hat real quick.
954
30:41.359 --> 30:42.660
Do it.
955
30:42.660 --> 30:44.930
Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T.
956
30:44.930 --> 30:48.460
But I think Travis Henry, or Derrick Henry, excuse me.
957
30:48.460 --> 30:50.467
Is the B.O.A.T. running back.
958
30:50.467 --> 30:51.450
There it is.
959
30:51.450 --> 30:52.283
Yeah.
960
30:53.143 --> 30:54.830
All right, speaking of the team
961
30:54.830 --> 30:57.780
that took their by, so the Chiefs.
962
30:57.780 --> 30:59.730
The Chiefs beat the chargers,
963
30:59.730 --> 31:03.030
which I think we all went into this game assuming
964
31:03.030 --> 31:04.110
that the Patriots were gonna win,
965
31:04.110 --> 31:05.650
so this game didn't really mean anything.
966
31:05.650 --> 31:07.780
The Chiefs were gonna be the three seed no matter what.
967
31:07.780 --> 31:09.179
Turns out not.
968
31:09.179 --> 31:11.790
I actually, I had a thought.
969
31:11.790 --> 31:15.200
I like to put myself in the mindset
970
31:15.200 --> 31:16.920
of other fan bases during games,
971
31:16.920 --> 31:19.760
so as they were playing the Patriots score
972
31:19.760 --> 31:21.770
and the fans were going crazy,
973
31:21.770 --> 31:24.560
I feel like that was the best post-game tailgate
974
31:24.560 --> 31:28.684
you could ever have given, obviously a playoff win
975
31:28.684 --> 31:29.779
is probably gonna be better,
976
31:29.779 --> 31:31.720
but given the fact that this isn't a real week of work.
977
31:31.720 --> 31:33.180
Wednesday's a day off.
978
31:33.180 --> 31:34.347
Yeah.
979
31:34.347 --> 31:35.180
You have the one o'clock game,
980
31:35.180 --> 31:36.900
noon in Kansas City.
981
31:36.900 --> 31:38.600
You not only beat the Chargers,
982
31:38.600 --> 31:40.910
but you get the two seed and the by
983
31:40.910 --> 31:44.001
and you get to go basically watch the rest of week 17
984
31:44.001 --> 31:46.810
in the back of your pickup and stand there
985
31:46.810 --> 31:48.790
and talk about how awesome the game was.
986
31:48.790 --> 31:49.870
That was Nirvana.
987
31:49.870 --> 31:50.940
It's two wins at once.
988
31:50.940 --> 31:52.439
Yes.
989
31:52.439 --> 31:53.445
Yeah, you got a double win
990
31:53.445 --> 31:54.640
and I think they're gonna really enjoy that
991
31:54.640 --> 31:55.990
until Saturday and Sunday come around
992
31:55.990 --> 31:57.875
and they're gonna be like,
993
31:57.875 --> 31:58.878
"I kinda wish the Chiefs were playing."
994
31:58.878 --> 31:59.711
They're gonna miss watching their Chiefs play
995
31:59.711 --> 32:01.260
in Kansas City.
996
32:01.260 --> 32:02.562
How 'bout Kevin Harlan doing the play-by-play?
997
32:02.562 --> 32:03.844
Awesome.
998
32:03.844 --> 32:04.844
For both games.
999
32:04.844 --> 32:05.677
That was like when Alicia Keys played two pianos
1000
32:05.677 --> 32:06.870
at the same time at the Grammy Awards.
1001
32:06.870 --> 32:08.273
Yes.
1002
32:08.273 --> 32:09.106
Kevin Harlan going back and forth
1003
32:09.106 --> 32:10.911
between each live update and then the crowd.
1004
32:10.911 --> 32:13.840
It reminded me, you remember when John Cena announced
1005
32:13.840 --> 32:15.790
that the U.S. killed Osama bin Laden.
1006
32:15.790 --> 32:17.112
Yes, yes.
1007
32:17.112 --> 32:18.183
At WrestleMania or whatever that was.
1008
32:19.368 --> 32:20.401
That's what it reminded me of,
1009
32:20.401 --> 32:21.405
seeing all the fans whispering the scores to each other.
1010
32:21.405 --> 32:22.238
Yes.
1011
32:22.238 --> 32:24.220
And going progressively more insane
1012
32:24.220 --> 32:25.477
and getting so amped up and into it.
1013
32:25.477 --> 32:26.940
And he, Kevin Harlan.
1014
32:26.940 --> 32:29.100
I actually was thinking about this
1015
32:29.100 --> 32:30.100
because he does the radio calls.
1016
32:30.100 --> 32:34.450
He doesn't do TV for the NFL because, I think so.
1017
32:34.450 --> 32:36.610
Week 17 they need everyone.
1018
32:36.610 --> 32:37.740
All hands on deck because
1019
32:37.740 --> 32:39.408
all the games are going on at once.
1020
32:39.408 --> 32:40.940
I'm pretty sure he doesn't.
1021
32:40.940 --> 32:42.360
I'm pretty sure he does the radio.
1022
32:42.360 --> 32:43.563
Well he definitely called the black cat.
1023
32:43.563 --> 32:45.390
Remember that?
1024
32:45.390 --> 32:47.043
The black cat at MetLife.
1025
32:47.043 --> 32:48.321
That was radio.
1026
32:48.321 --> 32:49.709
Okay so they just took the radio and over--
1027
32:49.709 --> 32:50.680
'Cause that was a Monday night game.
1028
32:50.680 --> 32:53.190
So, he should be on TV.
1029
32:53.190 --> 32:54.624
Absolutely.
1030
32:54.624 --> 32:55.580
Like that's crazy.
1031
32:55.580 --> 32:57.715
When he was calling Mecole Hardman's runback,
1032
32:57.715 --> 33:00.357
I kinda stopped in my tracks, I was like,
1033
33:00.357 --> 33:01.910
"Fuck, Kevin Harlan is--"
1034
33:01.910 --> 33:03.730
He honestly might be my favorite play-by-play.
1035
33:03.730 --> 33:05.328
Like all sports.
1036
33:05.328 --> 33:06.331
Yeah.
1037
33:06.331 --> 33:07.963
The only thing that sucks about Kevin Harlan
1038
33:07.963 --> 33:09.164
is I just hear his voice and I say,
1039
33:09.164 --> 33:09.997
"Oh no, he's down.
1040
33:09.997 --> 33:11.170
"He's down, he's holding his knees."
1041
33:11.170 --> 33:12.310
Derrick Rose over and over.
1042
33:12.310 --> 33:14.663
But all that aside and Sam Dekker's father-in-law.
1043
33:14.663 --> 33:17.385
That's true, and he--
1044
33:17.385 --> 33:18.737
So, shout out Kevin Harlan.
1045
33:18.737 --> 33:19.637
You mean, Olivia
1046
33:20.536 --> 33:22.964
Harlan-Dekker's father
Harlan's father, father.
1047
33:22.964 --> 33:24.150
Father.
1048
33:24.150 --> 33:25.400
Correct, sorry.
1049
33:26.543 --> 33:27.376
Yeah, Olivia Harlan-Dekker's husband's wife's father.
1050
33:27.376 --> 33:28.553
Father.
1051
33:28.553 --> 33:29.718
He is, he really is though.
1052
33:29.718 --> 33:31.660
We should have him, why isn't he,
1053
33:31.660 --> 33:34.366
I'm not gonna talk about another man's job.
1054
33:34.366 --> 33:35.370
No we don't do that.
1055
33:35.370 --> 33:36.352
But he should be the Monday night football.
1056
33:36.352 --> 33:37.357
He should be.
1057
33:37.357 --> 33:38.910
I like that call that he had on the runback, too.
1058
33:38.910 --> 33:40.078
Because he almost cussed when he was doing it.
1059
33:40.078 --> 33:41.082
Yes!
1060
33:41.082 --> 33:41.915
And I always love an announcer catching themselves
1061
33:41.915 --> 33:43.010
from saying, "Holy shit," live
1062
33:43.010 --> 33:44.532
because that's what everybody else is saying.
1063
33:44.532 --> 33:46.498
Why do we have those rules, by the way.
1064
33:46.498 --> 33:49.990
I feel like that should be like a free zone.
1065
33:49.990 --> 33:50.990
What?
1066
33:50.990 --> 33:51.910
Announcers should be allowed
1067
33:51.910 --> 33:53.750
to break the FCC rules on vulgarity.
1068
33:53.750 --> 33:55.604
I agree, but--
1069
33:55.604 --> 33:56.731
You should be allowed to,
1070
33:56.731 --> 33:57.727
Al Michaels should be like, "Holy fucking shit,
1071
33:57.727 --> 34:00.667
"Why did Kyle Shanahan not take a knee in the end zone?
1072
34:00.667 --> 34:03.307
"Every God damn person in America had the fucking over.
1073
34:03.307 --> 34:04.457
"You piece of shit."
1074
34:05.613 --> 34:06.618
The only problem with that.
1075
34:06.618 --> 34:07.620
I agree with you.
1076
34:07.620 --> 34:08.453
The only problem with that is we might get into
1077
34:08.453 --> 34:10.840
that dicey territory whenever you see someone go
1078
34:10.840 --> 34:13.797
from leave at ESPN and they're like, "I can swear now."
1079
34:13.797 --> 34:15.537
You know, restrictor plates off,
1080
34:15.537 --> 34:17.250
I'm gonna go crazy.
1081
34:17.250 --> 34:18.430
Then they overdo it, yeah.
1082
34:18.430 --> 34:21.050
Like, you thought I was a bad boy at ESPN,
1083
34:21.050 --> 34:22.654
wait 'til you hear me now.
1084
34:22.654 --> 34:23.670
And then they overdo it and you're like, "This is weird."
1085
34:23.670 --> 34:25.439
Yeah, you got Joe Tessitore dropping C-bombs.
1086
34:25.439 --> 34:26.955
Yeah, we don't need that.
1087
34:26.955 --> 34:29.013
Phil Rivers.
1088
34:30.764 --> 34:31.700
Yeah, so well, some good news about Phil Rivers.
1089
34:31.700 --> 34:33.186
Okay, yeah.
1090
34:33.186 --> 34:34.196
First of all.
1091
34:34.196 --> 34:35.029
After the game, Philip Rivers said,
1092
34:35.029 --> 34:36.729
"Retirement is not really an option."
1093
34:36.729 --> 34:38.050
He has too many kids.
1094
34:38.050 --> 34:39.660
Yeah, exactly.
1095
34:39.660 --> 34:41.421
He would consider playing for a team
1096
34:41.421 --> 34:42.254
other than the Chargers if they don't bring him back.
1097
34:42.254 --> 34:43.230
I don't blame him.
1098
34:43.230 --> 34:45.100
You've got nine kids, you probably don't wanna be
1099
34:45.100 --> 34:47.820
hanging around your family that often,
1100
34:47.820 --> 34:49.510
so I think we're gonna get Philip Rivers
1101
34:49.510 --> 34:51.320
in the NFL next year.
1102
34:51.320 --> 34:53.600
Now, what I'm doing in my own head is trying
1103
34:53.600 --> 34:57.942
to conjure a way to not have Joe Burrow play in Cincinnati.
1104
34:57.942 --> 35:00.062
And I'm thinking.
1105
35:00.062 --> 35:01.280
He would fit.
1106
35:01.280 --> 35:02.930
What if you, yeah he would fit.
1107
35:03.934 --> 35:05.042
'Cause you can just see
1108
35:05.042 --> 35:06.717
pick sixes for the Bengals.
You can see Philip Rivers.
1109
35:06.717 --> 35:10.930
Yes, you could see Philip Rivers and Joey Bosa.
1110
35:10.930 --> 35:12.546
That's the Bosa, right?
1111
35:12.546 --> 35:13.379
Yeah.
1112
35:13.379 --> 35:15.130
Philip Rivers and Joey Bosa traded
1113
35:15.130 --> 35:17.930
plus their first round pick to the Bengals
1114
35:17.930 --> 35:19.674
for their first overall pick.
1115
35:19.674 --> 35:20.680
(laughing) I like it.
1116
35:20.680 --> 35:24.300
You don't see the washed up, like forty-year-old quarterback
1117
35:24.300 --> 35:26.790
traded for a first, the number one overall very often.
1118
35:26.790 --> 35:28.170
But Philip Rivers is worth it.
1119
35:28.170 --> 35:30.200
I mean like Jameis Winston, the entertainment factor
1120
35:30.200 --> 35:31.990
that you get from Philip Rivers.
1121
35:31.990 --> 35:32.979
Yes.
1122
35:32.979 --> 35:36.150
When he was like, I wanted to picture Philip Rivers
1123
35:36.150 --> 35:37.400
cussing at the guy on the Chiefs, I think it was Chris Jones
1124
35:37.400 --> 35:39.855
and he was like trying to punch him.
1125
35:39.855 --> 35:40.859
He did the little punch.
1126
35:40.859 --> 35:41.862
It was the cutest little punch.
1127
35:41.862 --> 35:42.961
He did a little peanut punch.
1128
35:42.961 --> 35:43.794
He's like, "I wanna punch this guy, ah."
1129
35:43.794 --> 35:45.091
Yeah.
1130
35:45.091 --> 35:46.300
Yeah, he did the like when you get your friend
1131
35:46.300 --> 35:47.890
two for punching, but you feel bad,
1132
35:47.890 --> 35:50.194
and you're just like, "I'll just hit him lightly."
1133
35:50.194 --> 35:51.179
Yeah.
1134
35:51.179 --> 35:52.188
He did that.
1135
35:52.188 --> 35:53.194
Yeah, the little punch buggy.
1136
35:53.194 --> 35:54.202
It was so cute.
1137
35:54.202 --> 35:55.206
It was a punch buggy when your mom's in the car.
1138
35:55.206 --> 35:56.211
Yeah, it's like,
1139
35:56.211 --> 35:57.216
"Mom, I don't wanna hit you, but I have to.
1140
35:57.216 --> 35:58.209
"Rules are rules."
Oh I was saying,
1141
35:58.209 --> 35:59.042
you hit your friend while your mom's in the car.
1142
35:59.042 --> 36:00.865
No you gotta give your mom a little slug in the arm.
1143
36:00.865 --> 36:01.870
You punched your mom, you hit your mom?
1144
36:01.870 --> 36:02.703
I mean if it's a punch buggy.
1145
36:02.703 --> 36:03.877
Okay.
1146
36:03.877 --> 36:04.901
You have to.
1147
36:04.901 --> 36:05.889
Weird.
1148
36:05.889 --> 36:06.890
Or if she looks.
1149
36:06.890 --> 36:08.300
My next question is what happens now
1150
36:08.300 --> 36:10.501
for the Kansas City Chiefs fans
1151
36:10.501 --> 36:12.440
because you owe Ryan Fitzpatrick a gift.
1152
36:12.440 --> 36:14.368
You'll remember a couple years ago
1153
36:14.368 --> 36:15.953
when Andy Dalton got the Bills into the playoffs.
1154
36:15.953 --> 36:17.880
You owe Ryan Fitzpatrick a gift.
1155
36:17.880 --> 36:19.190
I don't know, do you start a scholarship
1156
36:19.190 --> 36:21.980
at Harvard for the quarterback with the sickest beard
1157
36:21.980 --> 36:23.760
coming out of college, or out of high school.
1158
36:23.760 --> 36:26.310
Maybe buy everyone in America a Rubix cube.
1159
36:26.310 --> 36:27.180
There you go.
1160
36:27.180 --> 36:28.929
Come on, Chiefs fans.
1161
36:28.929 --> 36:29.922
That's perfect.
1162
36:29.922 --> 36:31.933
That's only, what, 300 million people times,
1163
36:32.781 --> 36:34.243
how much does a Rubix cube cost?
1164
36:36.459 --> 36:38.200
Did you ever get yours, Bubba?
1165
36:38.200 --> 36:39.857
Did you ever do it?
1166
36:39.857 --> 36:40.861
Nope, quit.
1167
36:40.861 --> 36:41.868
You were working on it for like two months.
1168
36:41.868 --> 36:43.066
2020.
1169
36:43.066 --> 36:44.811
Damn 2020, you're the Rubix cube.
1170
36:44.811 --> 36:46.199
Raise $1 billion, Chiefs.
1171
36:46.199 --> 36:47.282
That works.
1172
36:48.298 --> 36:50.370
Phil Rivers in his post-game was teary-eyed.
1173
36:50.370 --> 36:52.090
I was emotional watching it.
1174
36:52.090 --> 36:55.047
He said, "I can say I gave it everything I had
1175
36:55.047 --> 36:56.577
"and maybe it means an interception
1176
36:56.577 --> 36:57.993
"on fourth and 18, down 10."
1177
36:57.993 --> 36:58.843
Yep, yep.
1178
37:00.222 --> 37:01.258
Yeah, we know.
1179
37:01.258 --> 37:02.190
"Because I don't care that it's gonna say
1180
37:02.190 --> 37:03.995
two interceptions."
1181
37:03.995 --> 37:05.001
Yeah, we know.
1182
37:05.001 --> 37:05.977
And he said, "I ain't quitting.
1183
37:05.977 --> 37:08.397
"Doing it with so many guys over 14 years
1184
37:08.397 --> 37:10.637
"and going into the locker room win or lose,
1185
37:10.637 --> 37:14.290
"dang-gammit, dong-gommit, gammit,"
1186
37:14.290 --> 37:15.550
What, how do you?
1187
37:15.550 --> 37:16.437
Dad-gummit.
1188
37:16.437 --> 37:17.347
"Dad-gammit."
1189
37:18.257 --> 37:19.676
Dad-gummit.
1190
37:19.676 --> 37:20.679
I wrote it down wrong.
1191
37:20.679 --> 37:21.682
Dad-gummit?
1192
37:21.682 --> 37:22.681
Dad-gummit, yeah.
1193
37:22.681 --> 37:23.514
"Dad-gummit, but shoot, I couldn't have tried any harder."
1194
37:23.514 --> 37:24.789
Yep.
1195
37:24.789 --> 37:26.070
Put that audio in actually, I'll send it to you, Liam.
1196
37:26.070 --> 37:27.630
Put that in, let's play it right now.
1197
37:27.630 --> 37:30.790
Think it's that I can say I gave it everything I had.
1198
37:30.790 --> 37:33.220
I mean, every week, you know,
1199
37:33.220 --> 37:36.220
and maybe it means an interception on fourth and 18,
1200
37:36.220 --> 37:37.210
when you're down 10.
1201
37:37.210 --> 37:38.788
Because I don't care
1202
37:38.788 --> 37:41.140
that it's gonna say "two interceptions."
1203
37:41.140 --> 37:42.390
You know, I really don't.
1204
37:43.697 --> 37:44.806
It's just like, I ain't quitting.
1205
37:44.806 --> 37:46.060
So I think that, I think that.
1206
37:46.060 --> 37:51.060
That, doing it with so many guys over 14 years
1207
37:51.409 --> 37:53.907
and going to the locker room, win or lose
1208
37:53.907 --> 37:56.630
and I can say dad-gummit, we're short,
1209
37:56.630 --> 38:00.600
we fell short, but, or we won, you know.
1210
38:00.600 --> 38:03.410
But shoot, I couldn't have tried any harder.
1211
38:03.410 --> 38:04.830
That's better than Lou Gehrig's speech.
1212
38:04.830 --> 38:06.369
Unbelievable.
1213
38:06.369 --> 38:08.680
Watching it, I got a little teary-eyed.
1214
38:08.680 --> 38:11.150
Watching your favorite athletes break down in tears
1215
38:11.150 --> 38:13.210
talking 'bout how cool their interceptions were,
1216
38:13.210 --> 38:15.956
it's so awesome to experience as a fan.
1217
38:15.956 --> 38:17.800
Yes, the fact that he just admits,
1218
38:17.800 --> 38:19.216
like fourth and 18, I don't care.
1219
38:19.216 --> 38:20.217
Yeah, we know, we know.
1220
38:20.217 --> 38:21.860
You didn't have to tell us.
1221
38:21.860 --> 38:22.959
Yeah I don't care that I threw two interceptions.
1222
38:22.959 --> 38:24.380
Yeah.
1223
38:24.380 --> 38:25.380
And the fact that he tossed in like
1224
38:25.380 --> 38:26.490
that I was down 10 points, throwing an interception,
1225
38:26.490 --> 38:28.191
it's like, yeah Philip.
Fourth and 18, we know.
1226
38:28.191 --> 38:30.980
Yeah you watch your game film every day.
1227
38:30.980 --> 38:33.310
I actually saw this tweet, I can't remember.
1228
38:33.310 --> 38:35.720
I'm sorry whoever tweeted it, I apologize
1229
38:35.720 --> 38:36.950
I didn't write it down.
1230
38:36.950 --> 38:40.030
But if you flipped, like you were talking
1231
38:40.030 --> 38:40.863
about with the Dolphins.
1232
38:40.863 --> 38:42.650
If you flipped one-score games,
1233
38:42.650 --> 38:44.660
and you just changed all the standings,
1234
38:44.660 --> 38:47.090
every one-score game if you just flipped the result,
1235
38:47.090 --> 38:49.215
the Chargers would be 12 and four.
1236
38:49.215 --> 38:50.218
Which is so perfect.
1237
38:50.218 --> 38:51.476
That's great.
1238
38:51.476 --> 38:52.482
So perfectly Chargers.
1239
38:52.482 --> 38:54.093
Yeah, I mean Philip Rivers is a great quarterback
1240
38:54.093 --> 38:54.926
to have on your team if you're trying to tank.
1241
38:54.926 --> 38:56.720
Because you'll be, he's like feisty enough
1242
38:56.720 --> 38:57.800
to be competitive.
1243
38:57.800 --> 38:59.387
Yeah.
1244
38:59.387 --> 39:01.360
So he accomplishes as a one-man wrecking crew,
1245
39:01.360 --> 39:04.520
what the entire Bengals organization did this year,
1246
39:04.520 --> 39:07.290
which is like, remain competitive, but don't win any
1247
39:07.290 --> 39:09.920
of the games that are gonna sacrifice your draft position.
1248
39:09.920 --> 39:11.845
Right, right, all right.
1249
39:11.845 --> 39:12.678
He just had too much talent on his team,
1250
39:12.678 --> 39:14.680
so he ended up with what, five wins, four wins?
1251
39:14.680 --> 39:16.120
I think they won five games.
1252
39:16.120 --> 39:17.030
Five games, yeah.
1253
39:17.030 --> 39:19.261
They mighta won six actually, I don't know.
1254
39:19.261 --> 39:22.570
Just a perfect Phil Rivers season through and through.
1255
39:22.570 --> 39:26.150
Like everything he did, just, ah man.
1256
39:26.150 --> 39:26.983
He can't retire.
1257
39:26.983 --> 39:28.564
He's not gonna retire.
1258
39:28.564 --> 39:29.570
Retirement's not an option.
1259
39:29.570 --> 39:30.403
Thank God.
1260
39:30.403 --> 39:31.579
All right, Packers-Lions.
1261
39:31.579 --> 39:33.890
The Chargers won five games.
1262
39:33.890 --> 39:35.451
Packers-Lions.
1263
39:35.451 --> 39:39.160
I don't think Aaron Rodgers likes playing football.
1264
39:39.160 --> 39:40.730
You wanna know what I had highlighted here
1265
39:40.730 --> 39:42.080
as my big question of the day?
1266
39:42.080 --> 39:43.563
Yeah.
1267
39:43.563 --> 39:44.610
Does Aaron Rodgers love football?
1268
39:44.610 --> 39:45.443
Yes.
1269
39:45.443 --> 39:49.550
He has the worst body language I've ever seen.
1270
39:49.550 --> 39:52.060
And I know I'm obviously biased
1271
39:52.060 --> 39:53.910
and I know Packers fans will be like,
1272
39:54.815 --> 39:55.648
"Shut up Big Cat" and that's fine.
1273
39:55.648 --> 39:58.820
But deep down, you have to ask yourself, "Is something up?"
1274
39:58.820 --> 40:02.240
Because he looks miserable playing football.
1275
40:02.240 --> 40:04.830
The first half he was missing wide open guys,
1276
40:04.830 --> 40:07.500
he was throwing guys too long, too short,
1277
40:07.500 --> 40:08.800
all over the place.
1278
40:08.800 --> 40:10.440
So I have two theories.
1279
40:10.440 --> 40:12.979
You can tell me, PFT, which one you wanna hear, one or two.
1280
40:12.979 --> 40:14.992
We'll open up the doors.
1281
40:14.992 --> 40:16.341
Let's go two.
1282
40:16.341 --> 40:18.160
Okay I think Danica's crystals have him fucked up.
1283
40:18.160 --> 40:19.760
Okay, yeah that's fair.
1284
40:19.760 --> 40:21.305
That was my theory.
1285
40:21.305 --> 40:22.138
Danica's got the crystals all fucked up.
1286
40:22.138 --> 40:23.980
My theory was just that he's being held hostage.
1287
40:23.980 --> 40:24.813
Yeah.
1288
40:24.813 --> 40:26.730
I used to say that he looked like he was on,
1289
40:26.730 --> 40:28.583
like a bad date, when he was next to Matt LaFleur
1290
40:28.583 --> 40:30.670
and they'd just be staring straight forward
1291
40:30.670 --> 40:32.272
next to each other.
1292
40:32.272 --> 40:33.490
I actually think that he's being held hostage
1293
40:33.490 --> 40:35.320
by somebody in Green Bay.
1294
40:35.320 --> 40:36.326
Yes.
1295
40:36.326 --> 40:37.730
My other theory is that he is intimidated
1296
40:37.730 --> 40:41.850
by Danica's celebrity and you saw that they bought
1297
40:41.850 --> 40:45.126
a $30 million mansion straight cash.
1298
40:45.126 --> 40:46.131
In the 'Bu.
1299
40:46.131 --> 40:49.130
That's a classic, you're doing that
1300
40:49.130 --> 40:51.800
to impress your girlfriend, you know.
1301
40:51.800 --> 40:53.609
I mean, everyone's been there,
1302
40:53.609 --> 40:55.354
you're like, "Fine, I'll buy this $30 million mansion,
1303
40:55.354 --> 40:58.150
"because I want you to think I'm a baller."
1304
40:58.150 --> 40:59.560
Yeah, if you're dating somebody
1305
40:59.560 --> 41:01.310
that's not a rich celebrity, I think you probably
1306
41:01.310 --> 41:04.260
just end up buying a $10 million mansion,
1307
41:04.260 --> 41:06.760
but you have to step it up because Danica is used to
1308
41:06.760 --> 41:07.630
a certain lifestyle.
1309
41:07.630 --> 41:09.282
Right.
1310
41:09.282 --> 41:10.940
And you have to show off to her that you're worth it, so.
1311
41:10.940 --> 41:15.910
It's basically the common man move of taking a girl
1312
41:15.910 --> 41:17.860
you maybe have seen once or twice out
1313
41:17.860 --> 41:20.710
to a really fancy steak dinner, a nice dinner
1314
41:20.710 --> 41:22.090
and then putting it all on your credit card
1315
41:22.090 --> 41:24.060
'cause you can't actually afford it.
1316
41:24.060 --> 41:26.061
Yes, so like, yeah yeah so your first date.
1317
41:26.061 --> 41:26.894
That's what he did with a $30 million mansion.
1318
41:26.894 --> 41:28.340
So the question, I think there's another question
1319
41:28.340 --> 41:29.930
we have to ask dovetailing off that.
1320
41:29.930 --> 41:31.830
Is Aaron Rodgers broke?
1321
41:31.830 --> 41:34.930
Is that maybe why he's upset because he spent all his money
1322
41:34.930 --> 41:37.089
trying to entertain Danica all the time.
1323
41:37.089 --> 41:38.223
Yeah, can't keep up.
1324
41:38.223 --> 41:39.481
I think Aaron Rodgers is upset
1325
41:39.481 --> 41:40.314
because he's worried about bills.
1326
41:40.314 --> 41:41.590
I, listen.
1327
41:41.590 --> 41:43.320
He, he would be the most--
1328
41:43.320 --> 41:45.770
Hilarious, unexpected athlete to end up
1329
41:45.770 --> 41:47.050
on the 30 for 30 broke.
1330
41:47.050 --> 41:47.883
Yes he would.
1331
41:47.883 --> 41:49.573
I would, oh my God.
1332
41:49.573 --> 41:53.100
In all seriousness, he does not look happy
1333
41:53.100 --> 41:55.100
and I know that that really doesn't mean a lot,
1334
41:55.100 --> 41:58.520
but something seems off and half the time,
1335
41:58.520 --> 42:01.790
he makes throws where I think he's trying to look cool.
1336
42:01.790 --> 42:04.703
It looks like he's Funcle Reco, like just getting
1337
42:04.703 --> 42:08.520
in the backyard and being like, "Here, I can sling this."
1338
42:08.520 --> 42:11.280
And his, all his footwork and everything gets fucked up
1339
42:11.280 --> 42:13.294
because he's just basically trying
1340
42:13.294 --> 42:14.712
to look as casual as possible.
1341
42:14.712 --> 42:16.070
Well when I first noticed that Rodgers was starting
1342
42:16.070 --> 42:18.350
to decline a little bit a couple years ago,
1343
42:18.350 --> 42:20.440
he stopped doing those back shoulder throws
1344
42:20.440 --> 42:21.710
that he was so good at all the time.
1345
42:21.710 --> 42:23.690
He would be good for maybe four or five of those a game
1346
42:23.690 --> 42:24.910
which were unguardable.
1347
42:24.910 --> 42:26.583
Like to Jordy Nelson.
1348
42:26.583 --> 42:27.722
Yeah.
1349
42:27.722 --> 42:29.168
He'd hit him for 30 yards down the field
1350
42:29.168 --> 42:30.273
and you couldn't stop it.
1351
42:30.273 --> 42:32.010
Now his under throws are unintentional,
1352
42:32.010 --> 42:34.090
so he's actually throwing into the defender
1353
42:34.090 --> 42:36.700
that's trailing his wide receiver.
1354
42:36.700 --> 42:38.040
So, yeah I don't know what's going on.
1355
42:38.040 --> 42:41.370
He looks like, yeah I'm gonna go with the fact
1356
42:42.722 --> 42:43.758
that he's broke because if you remember
1357
42:43.758 --> 42:44.830
over the last couple years, all we ever talked about
1358
42:44.830 --> 42:47.390
with Aaron Rodgers was, he would always mention
1359
42:47.390 --> 42:48.340
his next contract.
1360
42:48.340 --> 42:50.041
Right.
1361
42:50.041 --> 42:51.203
Right, he would talk about how much money
1362
42:51.203 --> 42:52.980
he's gonna get paid when he sees a guy out there,
1363
42:52.980 --> 42:55.700
I don't know who, the one, maybe it was Russell Wilson
1364
42:56.562 --> 42:57.691
that got paid right before him.
1365
42:57.691 --> 42:58.844
Yes, yes.
1366
42:58.844 --> 43:00.309
But every time a quarterback got paid,
1367
43:00.309 --> 43:01.142
Aaron Rodgers would always say something.
1368
43:01.142 --> 43:01.975
It's all coming together, Aaron Rodgers--
1369
43:01.975 --> 43:03.674
Hold on, I got one more thing.
1370
43:03.674 --> 43:04.600
I got one more thing for you.
1371
43:04.600 --> 43:07.200
The Packers just did the move and of course
1372
43:07.200 --> 43:08.808
you're gonna tell me,
1373
43:08.808 --> 43:10.160
"Oh, Big Cat it's the salary cap maneuver."
1374
43:10.160 --> 43:13.090
They just converted some of his next year's salary
1375
43:13.090 --> 43:14.400
into signing bonus.
1376
43:14.400 --> 43:16.670
He's like, "Yo, I need the cash right now."
1377
43:16.670 --> 43:17.770
He's like, "I need an advance."
1378
43:17.770 --> 43:18.790
Yes, yes!
1379
43:19.642 --> 43:20.475
Aaron Rodgers, he's gonna be doing commercials
1380
43:20.475 --> 43:21.308
for J.G. Wentworth.
1381
43:21.308 --> 43:22.820
Yes!
1382
43:22.820 --> 43:24.310
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.
1383
43:24.310 --> 43:25.940
Kohl's, call up Aaron Rodgers.
1384
43:25.940 --> 43:27.780
He will do as many commercials as you want.
1385
43:27.780 --> 43:29.000
He's been doing more commercials.
1386
43:29.000 --> 43:31.419
That's, listen.
1387
43:31.419 --> 43:32.421
Yeah, he's broke.
1388
43:32.421 --> 43:33.423
Fuck.
1389
43:33.423 --> 43:34.414
Aaron, if you need some cash,
1390
43:34.414 --> 43:35.798
I'm your owner I can make something happen.
1391
43:35.798 --> 43:37.810
Grease the wheels a little bit.
1392
43:37.810 --> 43:39.469
As for this game,
1393
43:39.469 --> 43:42.693
the Packers looked terrible in the first half.
1394
43:43.659 --> 43:45.404
They obviously came back and won.
1395
43:45.404 --> 43:48.810
They're not good, but they're gonna fucking go
1396
43:48.810 --> 43:49.710
to the Super Bowl.
1397
43:50.592 --> 43:51.425
I just feel it in my bones.
1398
43:51.425 --> 43:53.690
I just know it, I know they don't have the one seed anymore,
1399
43:53.690 --> 43:55.320
but they're gonna win ugly games
1400
43:55.320 --> 43:56.930
and I'm gonna sit there screaming.
1401
43:56.930 --> 43:58.687
We're gonna be in Miami and be like,
1402
43:58.687 --> 43:59.840
"The Packers are not good."
1403
43:59.840 --> 44:02.844
and a bunch of Packers fans are gonna be
1404
44:02.844 --> 44:04.327
at our live radio shows just screaming at me.
1405
44:04.327 --> 44:06.920
Be like, "You guys aren't good, just admit it."
1406
44:06.920 --> 44:09.220
And then they're gonna somehow, they're gonna.
1407
44:10.540 --> 44:12.360
All I'm hoping for now is that the Packers lose by 50
1408
44:12.360 --> 44:14.340
to the Ravens in the Super Bowl.
1409
44:14.340 --> 44:15.362
That's really all I have left.
1410
44:15.362 --> 44:16.370
I also think that there's a chance Aaron Rodgers
1411
44:16.370 --> 44:18.380
might be a witch because every time he comes up
1412
44:18.380 --> 44:20.530
with those little end-of-season sayings,
1413
44:20.530 --> 44:21.363
it always works.
1414
44:21.363 --> 44:22.270
So he says, "Run the table."
1415
44:22.270 --> 44:24.040
When he invents that, they run the table.
1416
44:24.040 --> 44:26.348
When he says, "R-E-L-A-X," he invents the word relax.
1417
44:26.348 --> 44:29.270
His team relaxes and they end up winning.
1418
44:29.270 --> 44:32.030
This year, he said "We have to win ugly,"
1419
44:32.030 --> 44:33.519
and that's all that they've done.
1420
44:33.519 --> 44:34.526
Yes.
1421
44:34.526 --> 44:35.640
They've won extremely ugly.
1422
44:35.640 --> 44:37.150
He speaks it into happening.
Including like a beard
1423
44:37.150 --> 44:40.310
that is making him look like he is Will Ferrell
1424
44:40.310 --> 44:41.693
in "Anchorman" when he got fired.
1425
44:41.693 --> 44:42.860
Like he looks.
1426
44:42.860 --> 44:45.023
He's in a glass case of emotion.
1427
44:45.023 --> 44:46.024
Yeah he doesn't look healthy.
1428
44:46.024 --> 44:47.009
Imma say it.
1429
44:47.009 --> 44:48.282
Agreed.
1430
44:48.282 --> 44:49.427
He looks like he has scurvy a little bit.
1431
44:49.427 --> 44:50.431
Whatever, the Packers are 11 and three.
1432
44:50.431 --> 44:51.623
They're the two seed.
1433
44:51.623 --> 44:52.890
I know, blah blah blah, I'm a hater, I get it.
1434
44:52.890 --> 44:54.580
Whatever, you guys are gonna go to the Super Bowl.
1435
44:54.580 --> 44:57.293
I've resigned myself to that fact.
1436
44:57.293 --> 44:58.510
I just know it.
1437
44:58.510 --> 45:00.623
You're gonna go to, they're gonna go to--
1438
45:00.623 --> 45:01.718
They're 13 and three.
1439
45:01.718 --> 45:02.551
But they're gonna go to San Francisco.
1440
45:02.551 --> 45:03.937
You have to count the ugly wins too.
1441
45:04.862 --> 45:06.656
Yeah they're gonna go to San Francisco
1442
45:06.656 --> 45:07.943
who they got absolutely pasted by, whatever it was,
1443
45:08.848 --> 45:10.399
two months ago, and they're gonna win.
1444
45:10.399 --> 45:11.690
The Chargers beat 'em in California.
1445
45:11.690 --> 45:14.710
I think they're gonna win 17 to 16 against the 49ers.
1446
45:14.710 --> 45:16.900
Somehow, somehow, it's gonna happen.
1447
45:16.900 --> 45:17.970
They're gonna win 17-16.
1448
45:17.970 --> 45:19.310
I think it could happen.
1449
45:19.310 --> 45:20.870
If that happens then Aaron Rodgers,
1450
45:20.870 --> 45:22.510
you owe me $2 million that you don't have.
1451
45:22.510 --> 45:24.400
Now if it was going through Lambo,
1452
45:24.400 --> 45:26.130
then I would say that it's very likely
1453
45:26.130 --> 45:28.623
that the Packers make the Super Bowl somehow.
1454
45:28.623 --> 45:29.882
No, this is what they want you to think, PFT.
1455
45:29.882 --> 45:31.561
No 'cause you woulda been on the other side
1456
45:31.561 --> 45:32.882
No, but now.
1457
45:32.882 --> 45:34.228
If the Packers had gotten a win soon.
1458
45:34.228 --> 45:35.247
Yeah exactly.
1459
45:35.247 --> 45:38.320
As soon as the 49ers won, I was like aw, sigh of relief.
1460
45:38.320 --> 45:40.340
The Packers don't have the one seed.
1461
45:40.340 --> 45:43.390
And then I realized, that's exactly in line
1462
45:43.390 --> 45:45.867
with everything they've done this season where you're like,
1463
45:45.867 --> 45:47.170
"Oh that's it, it's over.
1464
45:47.170 --> 45:49.230
They gotta go on the road to win the NFC championship game."
1465
45:49.230 --> 45:51.000
And they'll fucking do it.
1466
45:51.000 --> 45:54.000
So the second I saw Lions fans saying they were gonna
1467
45:54.000 --> 45:56.000
win this game is the minute I knew they were gonna lose.
1468
45:56.000 --> 45:57.455
Yeah.
1469
45:57.455 --> 45:58.895
There was a time where it looked like
1470
45:58.895 --> 46:00.281
they had the game in control and they probably played
1471
46:00.281 --> 46:01.685
a better game than the Packers did overall.
1472
46:01.685 --> 46:02.518
David Blough.
1473
46:02.518 --> 46:03.351
David Blough looked good.
1474
46:03.351 --> 46:04.184
Caught a touchdown.
1475
46:04.184 --> 46:05.017
He looks, you know what, he's got moxie now.
1476
46:05.017 --> 46:05.850
He does.
1477
46:05.850 --> 46:07.690
He's on the Dalt-o-meter.
He's Blough Blough.
1478
46:07.690 --> 46:09.870
But the second that they got really,
1479
46:09.870 --> 46:12.560
they allowed themselves a little glimmer of hope,
1480
46:12.560 --> 46:14.757
being like, "This is our game. We're gonna win it.
1481
46:14.757 --> 46:16.497
"We're finally gonna beat the Packers.
1482
46:16.497 --> 46:18.150
"We're gonna show them who's boss."
1483
46:18.150 --> 46:19.370
I knew it was over at that point.
1484
46:19.370 --> 46:20.924
Yes.
1485
46:20.924 --> 46:22.250
Because that's the instant for Detroit fans
1486
46:22.250 --> 46:24.830
because they say, and God bless Detroit Lions fans
1487
46:24.830 --> 46:27.680
because I feel your pain as a recovering R-words fan.
1488
46:27.680 --> 46:28.710
Marth Vader's got you.
1489
46:28.710 --> 46:31.010
You have to expect the worst always
1490
46:31.010 --> 46:32.090
because the worst happens to you.
1491
46:32.090 --> 46:33.390
Whether it's from the refs
1492
46:34.304 --> 46:35.137
or whether it's from the rule book
1493
46:35.137 --> 46:37.514
or whether it's from your players retiring too early
1494
46:37.514 --> 46:39.752
because the Marth Vader drove them out of the league.
1495
46:39.752 --> 46:40.600
You have to expect the worst.
1496
46:40.600 --> 46:44.840
But then the second that, you always let them back in
1497
46:44.840 --> 46:47.497
just a tiny amount and then they shut the door on your face.
1498
46:47.497 --> 46:50.017
It's Detroit Don and Super Fan when I sat with them
1499
46:50.017 --> 46:52.470
and they were calculating ways to get into the playoffs
1500
46:52.470 --> 46:54.190
and then Aaron Rodgers ripped their heart
1501
46:54.190 --> 46:55.250
clean out of their chest.
1502
46:55.250 --> 46:57.080
Here's something good about the Lions.
1503
46:57.080 --> 47:00.760
Statistically, they have the best win percentage
1504
47:00.760 --> 47:04.100
for any three-win team in the history of the NFL.
1505
47:04.100 --> 47:05.400
'Cause of their tie.
1506
47:05.400 --> 47:06.233
Because they have a tie.
1507
47:06.233 --> 47:07.374
There you go, that's huge.
1508
47:07.374 --> 47:08.675
So the G.O.A.T three.
1509
47:08.675 --> 47:09.508
What pick do they have?
1510
47:09.508 --> 47:10.580
They are picking.
1511
47:10.580 --> 47:11.413
Four?
1512
47:11.413 --> 47:12.246
Third?
1513
47:12.246 --> 47:13.079
Third?
1514
47:13.079 --> 47:14.260
Okay, you know what?
Four, oh yeah third.
1515
47:14.260 --> 47:15.710
Oh, okay well it's not like
1516
47:16.596 --> 47:18.084
it's a two-player draft or anything.
1517
47:18.084 --> 47:18.917
Yeah.
1518
47:19.833 --> 47:20.836
Yeah, you're good.
1519
47:20.836 --> 47:21.842
You'll get Tua.
1520
47:21.842 --> 47:22.833
(Big Cat laughs)
1521
47:22.833 --> 47:23.840
I'm sure that'll work out well for you.
1522
47:23.840 --> 47:26.880
You'll get Tua and he'll retire before he even plays.
1523
47:26.880 --> 47:28.670
All right, let's go to,
1524
47:28.670 --> 47:31.783
by the way if you wanna watch us, barstoolgold.com/pmt.
1525
47:32.754 --> 47:34.240
You can watch us barstoolgold.com/pmt.
1526
47:34.240 --> 47:36.715
Browns-Bengals, the battle of Ohio.
1527
47:36.715 --> 47:40.420
We kinda got, it kinda got like stolen from us,
1528
47:40.420 --> 47:42.200
the fact that they fired Freddie Kitchens
1529
47:42.200 --> 47:44.690
'cause we, I wanted to make one last round
1530
47:44.690 --> 47:45.920
of Freddie Kitchens jokes.
1531
47:45.920 --> 47:48.370
And then him getting fired has ruined it
1532
47:48.370 --> 47:49.870
because I wanted to be like,
1533
47:49.870 --> 47:51.850
there was a report before the game
1534
47:51.850 --> 47:54.220
that Freddie Kitchens was on the hot seat
1535
47:54.220 --> 47:57.670
and they were gonna wait and see how the Bengals game went,
1536
47:57.670 --> 48:01.360
so basically like, if he can beat the one-win Bengals,
1537
48:01.360 --> 48:04.770
we'll keep him and if he can't we'll fire him,
1538
48:04.770 --> 48:07.810
which is incredible that that would actually be the case,
1539
48:07.810 --> 48:12.037
but he got fired so fast and now we're left being like,
1540
48:12.037 --> 48:14.460
"Man, I kinda miss him already."
1541
48:14.460 --> 48:17.180
Well Freddie was, he was a harmless enough guy.
1542
48:17.180 --> 48:18.030
Yeah.
1543
48:20.849 --> 48:21.683
Yeah, he was a guy that you wanted to succeed,
1544
48:23.724 --> 48:25.474
but you also knew he had no chance in hell of succeeding.
1545
48:25.474 --> 48:26.307
After just a couple weeks, he was in way, way over his head.
1546
48:26.307 --> 48:28.839
Did you see his quote from last week?
1547
48:28.839 --> 48:32.270
I think it was in the middle of us being out for Christmas.
1548
48:32.270 --> 48:36.070
He had a quote that if the Bengals loss didn't get him fired
1549
48:36.070 --> 48:37.180
this was what got him fired.
1550
48:37.180 --> 48:40.617
He said, "We don't draw plays to beat the other team.
1551
48:40.617 --> 48:41.907
"We play football.
1552
48:41.907 --> 48:43.217
"That's what we wanna be.
1553
48:43.217 --> 48:44.957
"We wanna be a football team.
1554
48:44.957 --> 48:47.470
"We don't wanna be the designer of plays."
1555
48:47.470 --> 48:50.950
I'm pretty sure if you're an offensive coordinator,
1556
48:50.950 --> 48:53.190
if you're coaching that side of the ball,
1557
48:53.190 --> 48:56.750
you want to draw plays that can beat the other team.
1558
48:56.750 --> 48:58.370
Well first of all, put some respect
1559
48:58.370 --> 49:00.430
on Freddie Kitchen's name because as a coach
1560
49:00.430 --> 49:01.830
of the Cleveland Browns,
1561
49:01.830 --> 49:05.050
he has the highest winning percentage in the history
1562
49:05.050 --> 49:06.570
of this franchise.
1563
49:06.570 --> 49:08.326
True, true, true.
1564
49:08.326 --> 49:09.450
Since they came back to the league, so Freddie Kitchens,
1565
49:09.450 --> 49:11.230
they might put a statue up for him
1566
49:11.230 --> 49:13.440
because he did win more than,
1567
49:13.440 --> 49:14.400
well with the exception of Gregg Williams.
1568
49:14.400 --> 49:15.734
Yeah.
1569
49:15.734 --> 49:16.899
As the interim coach, but that doesn't count.
1570
49:16.899 --> 49:17.902
Doesn't count.
1571
49:17.902 --> 49:18.915
But everybody else, you look back at Rob Chudzinski.
1572
49:18.915 --> 49:20.470
Yeah.
1573
49:20.470 --> 49:22.550
You look at Mike Pettine.
1574
49:22.550 --> 49:24.400
He was the coach there for two years.
1575
49:26.131 --> 49:27.243
You look at Hue.
1576
49:27.243 --> 49:28.312
Hue?
1577
49:28.312 --> 49:29.314
Hue.
1578
49:29.314 --> 49:30.319
He was there for two years, somehow.
1579
49:30.319 --> 49:31.472
No he was there for longer than two.
1580
49:31.472 --> 49:34.120
Yeah, but he stuck around after going oh and 16.
1581
49:34.120 --> 49:34.953
Yes.
1582
49:34.953 --> 49:36.180
So yeah, Freddie's out
1583
49:36.180 --> 49:38.010
and now Haslam is leading a new coaching switch.
1584
49:38.010 --> 49:39.010
I have a prediction for this one.
1585
49:39.010 --> 49:42.140
So we're playing musical coaches at this point, right?
1586
49:42.140 --> 49:44.821
So I think it's gonna be McCarthy.
1587
49:44.821 --> 49:45.654
Yes.
1588
49:45.654 --> 49:47.498
Because he looks like,
1589
49:47.498 --> 49:50.202
McCarthy looks like a Cleveland coach.
1590
49:50.202 --> 49:52.246
Well and they have the Dorsey connection.
1591
49:52.246 --> 49:53.079
They got the Dorsey connection,
1592
49:53.079 --> 49:54.947
but more importantly he just looks
1593
49:54.947 --> 49:56.164
like a Cleveland type of guy.
1594
49:56.164 --> 49:57.167
Yes.
1595
49:57.167 --> 49:58.260
Like if Freddie Kitchens got a makeover
1596
49:58.260 --> 50:00.090
and became slightly more professional.
1597
50:00.090 --> 50:00.923
Right.
1598
50:00.923 --> 50:02.720
That's what you have when you get a Mike McCarthy.
1599
50:02.720 --> 50:05.340
If Freddie Kitchens got a haircut and skipped dinner,
1600
50:05.340 --> 50:06.691
he'd be Mike McCarthy.
1601
50:06.691 --> 50:07.940
Yeah, if he went on "Queer Eye" for the straight guys,
1602
50:07.940 --> 50:10.403
then he becomes Mike McCarthy.
1603
50:10.403 --> 50:11.407
Right.
1604
50:11.407 --> 50:14.550
The whole Browns season, so sad.
1605
50:14.550 --> 50:16.874
The fact that the stat, that Baker Mayfield
1606
50:16.874 --> 50:19.610
was the first Browns quarterback
1607
50:19.610 --> 50:22.383
to start all 16 games in 18 years.
1608
50:22.383 --> 50:23.870
That's insane.
1609
50:23.870 --> 50:25.342
That's crazy.
1610
50:25.342 --> 50:26.175
That's insane.
1611
50:26.175 --> 50:28.850
I don't, the best thing I could say
1612
50:28.850 --> 50:31.530
is maybe people will start believing in the Browns
1613
50:31.530 --> 50:33.310
come next year and you'll get a little hype,
1614
50:33.310 --> 50:34.830
but I don't think you want the hype.
1615
50:34.830 --> 50:36.624
I think if you're the Browns,
1616
50:36.624 --> 50:40.410
it's gonna really be bad when I say this,
1617
50:40.410 --> 50:45.410
but not only was the season just terrible for the Browns.
1618
50:45.670 --> 50:49.450
Lamar Jackson is incredible and the Ravens look like
1619
50:49.450 --> 50:51.300
they're set up for a while now.
1620
50:51.300 --> 50:55.400
Joe Burrow is going to be the quarterback in Cincinnati
1621
50:55.400 --> 50:59.180
and Big Ben's coming back, so that sucks.
1622
50:59.180 --> 51:00.920
So you might want Gregg Williams back
1623
51:00.920 --> 51:03.660
if you have to go up against Joe Burrow and Lamar Jackson
1624
51:03.660 --> 51:05.380
because maybe he'll intentionally injure them.
1625
51:05.380 --> 51:07.498
Yeah, just bounty, that's the only way you're gonna win.
1626
51:07.498 --> 51:08.620
That's really your only hope right now.
1627
51:08.620 --> 51:10.440
I think McCarthy would be a good coach
1628
51:10.440 --> 51:14.150
because Baker is good, his wide receivers are very good,
1629
51:14.150 --> 51:15.210
his tight end is good.
1630
51:15.210 --> 51:18.990
No he needs a tight end, Njoku didn't even play this year,
1631
51:18.990 --> 51:20.193
remember Warren Sharp told us that?
1632
51:20.193 --> 51:21.630
Well Njoku wants to come back
1633
51:21.630 --> 51:23.320
if Freddie Kitchens isn't gonna be there.
1634
51:23.320 --> 51:24.831
Yeah.
1635
51:24.831 --> 51:25.814
Which I don't really blame him for
1636
51:25.814 --> 51:28.706
because his snap count went way down this year.
1637
51:28.706 --> 51:29.748
Right.
1638
51:29.748 --> 51:32.350
So I think that McCarthy would be as good of a fit
1639
51:32.350 --> 51:34.950
as you can hope for in Cleveland because he's competent.
1640
51:34.950 --> 51:37.001
But he might be the Panthers coach.
1641
51:37.001 --> 51:38.120
He might be the Panthers coach.
1642
51:38.120 --> 51:40.022
'Cause that seems like that was a good,
1643
51:40.022 --> 51:41.174
he had a good interview there.
1644
51:41.174 --> 51:43.237
He did.
And that would be
1645
51:43.237 --> 51:44.070
a benefit to firing your coach in the season.
1646
51:44.070 --> 51:46.480
Yes, he's getting his analytics team together right now
1647
51:46.480 --> 51:49.930
and that, it seems like Tepper wants a big analytics guy,
1648
51:49.930 --> 51:52.300
so if I'm Cleveland I just, I'd try to throw a lot of money
1649
51:52.300 --> 51:54.303
but this, you know what,
1650
51:54.303 --> 51:56.069
I've got a conspiracy theory about the Browns
1651
51:56.069 --> 51:58.240
that I've been marinating on for the last five years.
1652
51:58.240 --> 51:59.073
Okay.
1653
52:00.063 --> 52:02.380
I think that Jimmy Haslam is a flawed owner.
1654
52:02.380 --> 52:04.085
I think that he is--
1655
52:04.085 --> 52:05.430
Hey, that's not a conspiracy.
1656
52:05.430 --> 52:06.850
Well so he's, yes you're right.
1657
52:06.850 --> 52:08.050
Oh yeah, wait.
1658
52:08.050 --> 52:08.883
From the FBI.
1659
52:08.883 --> 52:10.954
Oh okay.
As far as law enforcement
1660
52:10.954 --> 52:11.954
goes, he's--
1661
52:12.875 --> 52:13.708
I was gonna say like yeah, he is a bad owner.
1662
52:14.666 --> 52:15.730
You're right.
1663
52:15.730 --> 52:16.826
No, like as far as his criminal record goes.
1664
52:16.826 --> 52:18.147
Oh okay, he doesn't actually own the team.
1665
52:18.147 --> 52:18.980
He has committed fraud.
1666
52:18.980 --> 52:20.560
I think that he is a shadow owner.
1667
52:20.560 --> 52:21.670
He's a puppet owner.
1668
52:21.670 --> 52:23.016
For?
1669
52:23.016 --> 52:24.024
Put in place by the Steelers.
1670
52:24.024 --> 52:25.008
Yes, yes.
1671
52:25.008 --> 52:26.692
Because he was a partial owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
1672
52:26.692 --> 52:27.695
Yes.
1673
52:27.695 --> 52:28.994
Before he became an owner of the Browns.
1674
52:28.994 --> 52:29.999
Yes.
1675
52:29.999 --> 52:31.583
So I think that this might be a situation
1676
52:31.583 --> 52:32.998
where he got sent to Cleveland to just make sure
1677
52:32.998 --> 52:34.080
that they never become too much of a threat.
1678
52:34.080 --> 52:34.913
Yes, yes.
1679
52:35.816 --> 52:36.963
To the Steelers.
1680
52:36.963 --> 52:38.120
And he also is the biggest booster for Tennessee football.
1681
52:38.120 --> 52:42.828
So Jimmy Haslam, yeah I actually don't know if I would,
1682
52:42.828 --> 52:45.620
no I don't think I'd trade spots even how rich he is.
1683
52:45.620 --> 52:48.870
He has the two, his two teams stink, every year.
1684
52:48.870 --> 52:50.730
You wouldn't trade spots to own the Browns?
1685
52:50.730 --> 52:53.150
My life, no and he's, he has to pay
1686
52:53.150 --> 52:54.917
so much money every year to try to get Tennessee going.
1687
52:54.917 --> 52:57.960
That's so dumb though that you say that you can't,
1688
52:57.960 --> 53:00.783
you would not trade spots to be an NFL head coach for--
1689
53:00.783 --> 53:02.491
If I had Jimmy--
1690
53:02.491 --> 53:04.283
For the Bengals.
1691
53:04.283 --> 53:05.452
No if I had Jimmy Haslam's brain, though.
1692
53:05.452 --> 53:06.400
Like if I had to be Jimmy Haslam.
1693
53:06.400 --> 53:08.137
Yeah, but I mean I--
1694
53:08.137 --> 53:09.040
If I could be myself I'd trade spots.
1695
53:09.040 --> 53:09.873
Yeah that's what I'm saying.
1696
53:09.873 --> 53:11.725
Oh yeah, yeah, no.
1697
53:11.725 --> 53:12.726
Like you would own the Browns.
1698
53:12.726 --> 53:13.559
No if I was just Jimmy, if you just did like
1699
53:13.559 --> 53:15.020
I had to be in Jimmy Haslam's body
1700
53:15.020 --> 53:16.456
and just be as dumb as him and make mistakes
1701
53:16.456 --> 53:19.080
and root for my shitty teams.
1702
53:19.080 --> 53:20.720
Right I'd rather be myself than Jimmy Haslam.
1703
53:20.720 --> 53:22.120
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right.
1704
53:22.120 --> 53:24.060
Yeah, I don't have to notify a probation officer
1705
53:24.060 --> 53:25.390
when I cross state lines, anymore.
1706
53:25.390 --> 53:27.087
Right, right, okay.
1707
53:27.087 --> 53:28.092
Same page.
1708
53:28.092 --> 53:28.925
Andy Dalton, that was nice.
1709
53:28.925 --> 53:29.990
He had one last win.
1710
53:29.990 --> 53:31.198
That was cool.
1711
53:31.198 --> 53:32.184
Shout out Andy.
1712
53:32.184 --> 53:33.017
Yeah, he ran for a touchdown.
1713
53:33.017 --> 53:34.340
That was awesome.
1714
53:34.340 --> 53:35.990
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54:34.450 --> 54:36.350
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1745
54:39.298 --> 54:41.234
And clean your ass, that's it.
1746
54:41.234 --> 54:43.720
Jets-Bills, we don't really have to talk about this
1747
54:43.720 --> 54:47.285
except for the fact, my AFC,
1748
54:47.285 --> 54:50.570
Michael Strahan, dark-horse team has to be the Jets.
1749
54:50.570 --> 54:51.755
Okay.
1750
54:51.755 --> 54:55.760
Because in the last eight games of the season,
1751
54:55.760 --> 55:00.760
the AFC East teams, Jets six and two, Bills four and four,
1752
55:01.500 --> 55:03.610
Dolphins four and four, Patriots four and four.
1753
55:03.610 --> 55:06.190
So they're hot.
AFC East,
1754
55:06.190 --> 55:08.010
the season just ran out on the Jets.
1755
55:08.010 --> 55:09.977
You can't get mono twice.
1756
55:09.977 --> 55:11.892
If it had kept on going, they would've been
1757
55:11.892 --> 55:12.922
the AFC East champions like somewhere around week 28.
1758
55:12.922 --> 55:17.922
Yeah and Jerry Jones' dream of having a 25-week NFL season
1759
55:18.140 --> 55:20.237
that would heavily favor the Jets.
1760
55:20.237 --> 55:21.375
Jets would've been it.
1761
55:21.375 --> 55:22.497
Adam Gase is coming back too.
1762
55:22.497 --> 55:24.060
They're not firing him, so.
1763
55:24.060 --> 55:25.745
No but do you, you know this is gonna happen.
1764
55:25.745 --> 55:26.878
They're gonna get the--
1765
55:26.878 --> 55:28.368
That's exactly what they do to make their predictions,
1766
55:28.368 --> 55:30.050
they just look at what teams played well down the stretch
1767
55:30.050 --> 55:31.925
and won the last couple games.
1768
55:31.925 --> 55:32.930
Right.
1769
55:32.930 --> 55:33.939
And then they're everyone's dark-horse.
1770
55:33.939 --> 55:35.110
My big takeaway was that Matt Barkley's still in the league.
1771
55:35.110 --> 55:36.654
Yes, oh yeah.
1772
55:36.654 --> 55:37.487
So he's still out there throwing big time.
1773
55:37.487 --> 55:38.370
Oh yeah.
1774
55:39.317 --> 55:40.400
Also the guy that said Dallas is going down,
1775
55:40.400 --> 55:41.910
that Bills fan, the super fan.
1776
55:41.910 --> 55:45.214
He is considering filing a lawsuit against the Bills
1777
55:45.214 --> 55:46.930
because they're using his video
1778
55:46.930 --> 55:49.228
and he feels that he should be compensated for that.
1779
55:49.228 --> 55:50.230
Good.
1780
55:50.230 --> 55:51.237
So we support him.
1781
55:51.237 --> 55:52.232
Only in America.
1782
55:52.232 --> 55:54.400
As we did with Ragnar of the Minnesota Vikings,
1783
55:54.400 --> 55:56.390
I think that, I mean you should pay him
1784
55:57.793 --> 55:58.626
for the video that he put out 20 years ago.
1785
55:58.626 --> 56:00.594
I love this guy because he,
1786
56:00.594 --> 56:02.900
as of like three weeks ago.
1787
56:02.900 --> 56:05.280
Thanksgiving, I thought he was dead.
1788
56:05.280 --> 56:06.530
Like everyone just kept on saying
1789
56:06.530 --> 56:08.198
he's dead.
Oh no.
1790
56:08.198 --> 56:09.841
And then he just popped up.
1791
56:09.841 --> 56:11.264
That video's been--
1792
56:11.264 --> 56:12.269
He's just drunk.
1793
56:12.269 --> 56:13.322
But that video's been being, no he actually isn't,
1794
56:13.322 --> 56:14.323
he doesn't even drink.
1795
56:14.323 --> 56:15.307
That's the craziest part.
1796
56:15.307 --> 56:16.309
That's him sober?
1797
56:16.309 --> 56:17.314
He was sober in that video.
1798
56:17.314 --> 56:18.315
He's always, he just lives--
1799
56:18.315 --> 56:19.326
He was sober in that,
1800
56:19.326 --> 56:21.280
'cause he was mad 'cause there's a craft beer company
1801
56:21.280 --> 56:24.190
in the Buffalo area that's making beer with his likeness
1802
56:24.190 --> 56:25.810
and he's pissed because of that too.
1803
56:25.810 --> 56:26.643
Okay.
1804
56:28.679 --> 56:30.722
So people are trying to get on him.
1805
56:30.722 --> 56:32.221
Yeah, he's getting his name and likeness used.
1806
56:32.221 --> 56:33.203
Yeah.
1807
56:33.203 --> 56:34.306
We'll send you a $50 gift card to the Barstool Store.
1808
56:34.306 --> 56:35.309
You got it.
1809
56:35.309 --> 56:37.166
Yeah, so the Bills, they didn't try.
1810
56:37.166 --> 56:37.999
I'm excited for Saturday when they play against the Texans.
1811
56:37.999 --> 56:39.680
We'll get to that in a minute.
1812
56:39.680 --> 56:43.230
Bears-Vikings, whatever.
1813
56:43.230 --> 56:44.804
Congratulations.
1814
56:44.804 --> 56:45.809
You got a kicker now.
1815
56:45.809 --> 56:47.500
We swept the Vikings two years in a row, no big deal.
1816
56:47.500 --> 56:49.620
So classic Kirk Cousins can't win a game
1817
56:49.620 --> 56:50.800
against a 500 team.
1818
56:50.800 --> 56:51.633
Yes.
1819
56:52.954 --> 56:53.966
Even though he didn't play,
1820
56:53.966 --> 56:54.973
I'm still pinning this one on him.
1821
56:54.973 --> 56:56.037
Yep, and Matt Nagy said after the game,
1822
56:56.037 --> 56:57.987
"For me 2020 starts right now.
1823
56:57.987 --> 57:00.680
"Literally the second I walk off this stage."
1824
57:00.680 --> 57:02.859
So congrats to Matt Nagy.
1825
57:02.859 --> 57:05.100
The Bears have a head coach that can time travel.
1826
57:05.100 --> 57:07.140
He's living two days in the future.
1827
57:07.140 --> 57:09.070
2020 literally starts now.
1828
57:09.070 --> 57:10.400
He's also a teenager
1829
57:10.400 --> 57:11.880
who doesn't understand the word literally.
1830
57:11.880 --> 57:14.090
I can't imagine a worse secret power
1831
57:14.090 --> 57:15.430
than being able to time travel,
1832
57:15.430 --> 57:17.300
but only two days in advance.
1833
57:17.300 --> 57:21.220
And it's two days in advance to go over
1834
57:21.220 --> 57:23.777
your shitty football team and how bad of a season it was.
1835
57:23.777 --> 57:25.080
Yeah if he time travels,
1836
57:25.080 --> 57:26.890
that's two days that you could've been watching
1837
57:26.890 --> 57:28.800
the Double Doink video on repeat, Matt Nagy.
1838
57:28.800 --> 57:31.453
How are you gonna improve on that?
1839
57:31.453 --> 57:35.202
Matt Nagy's like when Dwight Schrute is the bellhop
1840
57:35.202 --> 57:36.390
at the Hell Hotel.
1841
57:36.390 --> 57:37.223
Oh that's his dream job.
1842
57:37.223 --> 57:38.056
Yeah, his dream job.
1843
57:38.056 --> 57:38.889
That's Matt Nagy, he's like,
1844
57:38.889 --> 57:40.392
"My dream job is to get a two-day jump
1845
57:40.392 --> 57:45.109
"on going over the corpse that was the 2019 Chicago Bears."
1846
57:45.109 --> 57:46.812
So good job.
And that's all
1847
57:46.812 --> 57:49.263
he's gonna be doing is just straight up like
1848
57:49.263 --> 57:50.850
a dissection of the entire season.
1849
57:50.850 --> 57:52.406
Watching tape.
1850
57:52.406 --> 57:53.690
So he's not gonna do anything productive
1851
57:53.690 --> 57:54.736
in those two days.
1852
57:54.736 --> 57:55.738
There's no good tape.
1853
57:55.738 --> 57:56.743
No.
1854
57:56.743 --> 57:57.746
It sucked.
1855
57:57.746 --> 57:58.754
The whole season sucked
1856
57:58.754 --> 57:59.587
and it's gonna be the exact same team next year.
1857
57:59.587 --> 58:01.260
So congrats time traveling coach.
1858
58:01.260 --> 58:02.700
And we don't have a first-round pick.
1859
58:02.700 --> 58:04.840
I wanna give Kurt Cousins credit
1860
58:04.840 --> 58:06.656
and the Minnesota Vikings.
1861
58:06.656 --> 58:07.656
Yeah.
1862
58:07.656 --> 58:08.489
Because Kurt Cousins did beat
1863
58:08.489 --> 58:10.870
a 500 or better team this year.
1864
58:10.870 --> 58:11.900
He beat the Eagles.
1865
58:11.900 --> 58:13.646
Yeah.
Because the Eagles
1866
58:13.646 --> 58:15.888
finished nine and seven, or did they finish eight and eight?
1867
58:15.888 --> 58:17.087
Eight and eight.
1868
58:17.087 --> 58:18.182
Yeah they finished eight and eight,
1869
58:18.182 --> 58:19.110
so Kurt Cousins, congratulations.
1870
58:19.110 --> 58:20.629
Credit where credit is due.
1871
58:20.629 --> 58:21.620
You did it.
1872
58:21.620 --> 58:22.626
You did it.
1873
58:22.626 --> 58:23.631
You finally got over that hump.
1874
58:23.631 --> 58:24.790
He did it, oh man, yeah.
1875
58:24.790 --> 58:26.310
And now you have to go to the Superdome, right?
1876
58:26.310 --> 58:27.440
They're playing against the Saints.
1877
58:27.440 --> 58:30.090
Are the Vikings, and I don't wanna beat up
1878
58:30.090 --> 58:32.490
on Vikings fans here, but I have to imagine,
1879
58:32.490 --> 58:34.180
I have some friends that are Vikings fans
1880
58:34.180 --> 58:36.900
and I talked to them after the game today.
1881
58:36.900 --> 58:39.380
I think this has gotta be the least pumped up
1882
58:39.380 --> 58:41.880
a fan base has to be for a playoff team.
1883
58:41.880 --> 58:43.161
Yeah.
1884
58:43.161 --> 58:44.190
To finish the season the way they did,
1885
58:44.190 --> 58:46.280
that Monday night game against Green Bay,
1886
58:46.280 --> 58:48.360
and then, you know, they didn't try today
1887
58:48.360 --> 58:49.460
so it doesn't really count.
1888
58:49.460 --> 58:51.530
But to have to go to the Superdome?
1889
58:51.530 --> 58:53.020
Is Dalvin Cook, is he healthy?
1890
58:53.020 --> 58:55.018
Last I saw.
Oh wait no,
1891
58:55.018 --> 58:56.502
they're not going to the Superdome.
1892
58:56.502 --> 58:58.400
Check that, they're not going to the, oh wait,
1893
58:58.400 --> 58:59.233
yes they are.
Yes they are.
1894
58:59.233 --> 59:00.066
They are going to the Superdome.
1895
59:00.066 --> 59:00.899
Yes they are.
1896
59:00.899 --> 59:01.732
Yes they are.
1897
59:01.732 --> 59:02.565
They are going to the Superdome.
1898
59:02.565 --> 59:03.398
'Cause last I saw of Dalvin Cook
1899
59:03.398 --> 59:05.530
he was holding the oxygen mask up to his ear
1900
59:05.530 --> 59:08.475
to try to hear the air that was coming out.
1901
59:08.475 --> 59:09.800
And the concussion spotter was like,
1902
59:09.800 --> 59:10.810
"Got him."
1903
59:10.810 --> 59:12.890
Because like that's one thing that I can't fuck up.
1904
59:12.890 --> 59:15.314
I'm pretty sure that's a sign of an injury.
1905
59:15.314 --> 59:16.147
Oh, he's on the banana phone.
1906
59:16.147 --> 59:18.445
So hopefully, I don't know, hopefully he's better
1907
59:18.445 --> 59:20.071
because he's actually a lot of fun to watch.
1908
59:20.071 --> 59:21.084
Yeah.
I like Dalvin Cook.
1909
59:21.084 --> 59:24.253
But they're gonna get, I mean, what's, they're gonna get.
1910
59:24.253 --> 59:25.576
Minnesota miracle rematch.
1911
59:25.576 --> 59:27.417
What's gonna be the line in that game?
1912
59:27.417 --> 59:30.830
You wanna play a game called "Guess the Line?"
1913
59:30.830 --> 59:31.890
Yeah let's play a game called "Guess the Lines."
1914
59:31.890 --> 59:34.960
I think it's going to be Saints by six and a half.
1915
59:34.960 --> 59:37.910
Ooh, I would say Saints by seven and a half.
1916
59:37.910 --> 59:39.956
Okay, let's look it up.
1917
59:39.956 --> 59:42.072
All right, Saints-Vikings opening line.
1918
59:42.072 --> 59:45.370
Let me get my cousin Big Mark on this to look it up.
1919
59:45.370 --> 59:47.892
Hey Big Mark, what's the line?
1920
59:47.892 --> 59:49.790
Oh that's last year's.
1921
59:49.790 --> 59:51.140
I was gonna say Vikings minus four and a half, wow.
1922
59:51.140 --> 59:53.420
Oh, I actually nailed it, seven and a half.
1923
59:53.420 --> 59:54.400
Okay.
1924
59:54.400 --> 59:56.610
Didn't cheat, seven and a half.
1925
59:56.610 --> 59:58.696
The Saints are gonna kill it.
1926
59:58.696 --> 01:00:00.290
The Saints might be the hottest team
1927
01:00:00.290 --> 01:00:02.180
going into the playoffs.
1928
01:00:02.180 --> 01:00:03.445
Actually, it's perfect 'cause they're the next team
1929
01:00:03.445 --> 01:00:04.446
on our list.
1930
01:00:04.446 --> 01:00:05.830
They might be the hottest team going into the playoffs,
1931
01:00:05.830 --> 01:00:07.440
I mean they lost that game against the 49ers,
1932
01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:09.850
but they're playing, well obviously the Ravens are,
1933
01:00:09.850 --> 01:00:11.940
but the Saints are in the NFC
1934
01:00:11.940 --> 01:00:14.020
playing fucking awesome football.
1935
01:00:14.020 --> 01:00:15.140
Well my big question is,
1936
01:00:15.140 --> 01:00:17.060
is Antonio Brown gonna get a Super Bowl ring
1937
01:00:17.060 --> 01:00:18.674
if they win one?
1938
01:00:18.674 --> 01:00:19.507
'Cause they brought him in for the tryout.
1939
01:00:19.507 --> 01:00:21.070
How 'bout him not passing the simple test,
1940
01:00:21.070 --> 01:00:23.230
don't bring an entire film crew.
1941
01:00:23.230 --> 01:00:26.410
Yeah, don't spend a lot of money on this fight over here
1942
01:00:26.410 --> 01:00:27.905
for a workout.
1943
01:00:27.905 --> 01:00:28.998
He was like, "No, I'm gonna spend the money."
1944
01:00:28.998 --> 01:00:29.831
Yeah, oh I'm gonna bring the film crew.
1945
01:00:29.831 --> 01:00:31.967
Gotta spend money to make money, that's big business.
1946
01:00:31.967 --> 01:00:33.580
Bring, we don't say the P-word.
1947
01:00:33.580 --> 01:00:35.670
He brought the entourage, though.
1948
01:00:35.670 --> 01:00:38.170
He brought the whole crew and yeah.
1949
01:00:38.170 --> 01:00:39.370
Way to go Antonio Brown.
1950
01:00:39.370 --> 01:00:41.580
I actually think this was a move by the Saints
1951
01:00:41.580 --> 01:00:43.900
just to make sure that the Patriots wouldn't get him.
1952
01:00:43.900 --> 01:00:45.670
Well I also think that Sean Peyton likes
1953
01:00:45.670 --> 01:00:47.804
to do things every now and again
1954
01:00:47.804 --> 01:00:48.960
just to let everyone know that he's crazy.
1955
01:00:48.960 --> 01:00:50.270
And to say fuck you Goodell.
1956
01:00:50.270 --> 01:00:52.500
Yeah and that he's capable of literally anything.
1957
01:00:52.500 --> 01:00:54.120
Right.
1958
01:00:54.120 --> 01:00:55.670
So he'll do something that's just off the wall insane
1959
01:00:55.670 --> 01:00:56.937
so other coaches will be like, "This guy,
1960
01:00:56.937 --> 01:00:59.170
"I don't know how to game plan for an insane person."
1961
01:00:59.170 --> 01:01:01.121
Yes, so yeah.
1962
01:01:01.121 --> 01:01:02.280
The Saints killed the Panthers.
1963
01:01:02.280 --> 01:01:03.802
We'll do just a quick--
1964
01:01:03.802 --> 01:01:05.000
This was also like, this was a celebration.
1965
01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:09.680
This was a thank you from the Panthers to the Saints
1966
01:01:09.680 --> 01:01:12.613
for allowing Dan Quinn to beat them.
1967
01:01:12.613 --> 01:01:13.616
Yes.
1968
01:01:13.616 --> 01:01:15.232
In that one big, pivotal game
1969
01:01:15.232 --> 01:01:16.909
which probably ensured Dan Quinn coming back for next year.
1970
01:01:16.909 --> 01:01:18.132
Right.
1971
01:01:18.132 --> 01:01:19.410
It's like a gentleman's handshake.
1972
01:01:19.410 --> 01:01:21.020
It was never in doubt,
1973
01:01:21.020 --> 01:01:24.480
and the only thing I would say is I wanna just say quickly
1974
01:01:24.480 --> 01:01:26.250
Christian McCaffrey, unreal year.
1975
01:01:26.250 --> 01:01:29.180
Lost in the fact that he was on a Panthers team that,
1976
01:01:29.180 --> 01:01:31.890
remember when the Panthers were maybe gonna make the,
1977
01:01:31.890 --> 01:01:34.090
like they were gonna sneak in here when they,
1978
01:01:34.090 --> 01:01:36.071
it was obviously mid-season so it was a long way to go,
1979
01:01:36.071 --> 01:01:38.561
but that game and Lambo, and Kyle Allen drives him
1980
01:01:38.561 --> 01:01:41.713
all the way down the field, doesn't score.
1981
01:01:43.087 --> 01:01:45.010
I feel like their season ended right there,
1982
01:01:45.010 --> 01:01:46.410
but Christian McCaffrey is the third player ever
1983
01:01:46.410 --> 01:01:49.023
to go 1,000-1,000.
1984
01:01:49.023 --> 01:01:51.570
And the crazier stat from Christian McCaffrey,
1985
01:01:51.570 --> 01:01:55.220
403 touches this year, zero lost fumbles.
1986
01:01:55.220 --> 01:01:56.053
That is nuts.
1987
01:01:57.445 --> 01:01:58.451
That's nuts.
1988
01:01:58.451 --> 01:01:59.639
That's like BenJarvis Green-Ellis level production.
1989
01:01:59.639 --> 01:02:00.645
That's crazy.
1990
01:02:00.645 --> 01:02:02.067
Also a shout out to the Panthers.
1991
01:02:02.067 --> 01:02:02.933
You kicked a field goal when you were down 35.
1992
01:02:02.933 --> 01:02:03.766
I love it.
1993
01:02:03.766 --> 01:02:05.921
You gotta get, you gotta get on the--
1994
01:02:05.921 --> 01:02:07.830
Put the points on the board.
1995
01:02:07.830 --> 01:02:08.837
Yeah, you gotta do something.
1996
01:02:08.837 --> 01:02:09.873
Listen, it's called
1997
01:02:09.873 --> 01:02:11.890
the Pat Shurmur newspaper box score play.
1998
01:02:11.890 --> 01:02:13.619
You don't wanna get shut out.
1999
01:02:13.619 --> 01:02:14.733
You have to make sure that if someone wakes up,
2000
01:02:16.159 --> 01:02:16.992
some guy wakes up and he didn't watch any NFL Sunday,
2001
01:02:16.992 --> 01:02:19.060
he picks up his paper and he sees the box score.
2002
01:02:19.060 --> 01:02:21.320
He doesn't wanna see a shutout.
2003
01:02:21.320 --> 01:02:22.980
Yep, you gotta take the points at home.
2004
01:02:22.980 --> 01:02:24.434
So, good job, yes.
2005
01:02:24.434 --> 01:02:27.230
All right, next up we'll go to the afternoon games.
2006
01:02:27.230 --> 01:02:30.179
So the one o'clock games were good.
2007
01:02:30.179 --> 01:02:33.990
Obviously the Jameis and the Patriots were the big stories.
2008
01:02:33.990 --> 01:02:36.830
But it was all kinda gearing up to the late games.
2009
01:02:36.830 --> 01:02:38.760
What would happen, because there was a lot more at line.
2010
01:02:38.760 --> 01:02:40.899
They stack the deck that way.
2011
01:02:40.899 --> 01:02:43.245
Yeah I was wondering why they didn't have the Chargers
2012
01:02:43.245 --> 01:02:44.707
and the Chiefs play the late game today.
2013
01:02:44.707 --> 01:02:45.540
It's kinda weird.
2014
01:02:45.540 --> 01:02:47.400
I think it was, I think they just basically make it
2015
01:02:47.400 --> 01:02:50.430
so that nothing, no game can affect another game.
2016
01:02:50.430 --> 01:02:52.890
Like no game, like they have to all play at the same time
2017
01:02:52.890 --> 01:02:54.330
when it comes to seeding.
2018
01:02:54.330 --> 01:02:55.650
Right?
2019
01:02:55.650 --> 01:02:56.828
So like the Titans and Steelers
2020
01:02:56.828 --> 01:02:57.661
had to play at the same time.
2021
01:02:57.661 --> 01:03:00.265
But the Raiders played in the afternoon.
2022
01:03:00.265 --> 01:03:01.130
Yeah but the Raiders were linked
2023
01:03:01.130 --> 01:03:03.824
with the Titans and the Steelers.
2024
01:03:03.824 --> 01:03:05.394
Okay it's about who you're linked with,
2025
01:03:05.394 --> 01:03:06.387
not with your division.
2026
01:03:06.387 --> 01:03:07.393
Yeah, yeah, right, right.
2027
01:03:07.393 --> 01:03:08.684
All right Redskins-Cowboys.
2028
01:03:08.684 --> 01:03:10.403
Jerry Jones watching the Eagles game was so funny.
2029
01:03:10.403 --> 01:03:12.860
And just the disgust.
2030
01:03:12.860 --> 01:03:14.900
Jerry Jones also said after the game.
2031
01:03:14.900 --> 01:03:16.750
Tell me if you can pick up a theme
2032
01:03:16.750 --> 01:03:18.916
from this Jerry Jones quote, okay?
2033
01:03:18.916 --> 01:03:21.587
"I've made changes and I can see myself
2034
01:03:21.587 --> 01:03:24.740
"making a lot of changes in a lot of areas."
2035
01:03:24.740 --> 01:03:25.671
Tupac, his name is Tupac.
2036
01:03:25.671 --> 01:03:26.676
Hold on.
2037
01:03:26.676 --> 01:03:27.732
"In a lot of areas.
2038
01:03:27.732 --> 01:03:28.565
"The time calls for change.
2039
01:03:28.565 --> 01:03:29.410
"I'm about change."
2040
01:03:29.410 --> 01:03:31.083
Yeah, Tupac.
2041
01:03:31.083 --> 01:03:32.117
I think he's gonna do some changes.
2042
01:03:32.117 --> 01:03:34.492
It's time to start making changes.
2043
01:03:34.492 --> 01:03:36.273
Maybe, maybe, yeah.
2044
01:03:36.273 --> 01:03:37.277
I made a G today.
2045
01:03:37.277 --> 01:03:38.282
Yeah, maybe--
2046
01:03:38.282 --> 01:03:39.289
But he made it a sleazy way,
2047
01:03:39.289 --> 01:03:40.272
selling dak to the kids.
2048
01:03:40.272 --> 01:03:41.278
He's gonna get a new office chair.
2049
01:03:41.278 --> 01:03:44.130
I don't know, maybe a bigger monitor for his computer.
2050
01:03:44.130 --> 01:03:45.730
I have a challenge for you, Jerry Jones.
2051
01:03:45.730 --> 01:03:47.060
Just coach the team.
2052
01:03:47.060 --> 01:03:48.914
Just coach the Dallas Cowboys.
2053
01:03:48.914 --> 01:03:49.911
Seriously.
2054
01:03:49.911 --> 01:03:50.917
You know you want to.
2055
01:03:50.917 --> 01:03:51.931
Or have your fucking failson coach the team.
2056
01:03:51.931 --> 01:03:52.960
You know Jerry Jones wants to coach the team secretly.
2057
01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:54.160
Maybe not even secretly.
2058
01:03:55.085 --> 01:03:56.090
Yeah.
2059
01:03:56.090 --> 01:03:57.598
He literally wants to coach, I mean Jason Garrett
2060
01:03:57.598 --> 01:03:59.020
might just be calling all the plays that Jerry Jones
2061
01:03:59.020 --> 01:04:01.090
is radioing in from up in his box.
2062
01:04:01.090 --> 01:04:02.060
Jerry, just coach the team.
2063
01:04:02.060 --> 01:04:03.790
If I were Jerry Jones, I'd coach the team.
2064
01:04:03.790 --> 01:04:05.108
Why not?
2065
01:04:05.108 --> 01:04:06.110
Fuck it.
2066
01:04:06.110 --> 01:04:07.111
You're the owner.
2067
01:04:07.111 --> 01:04:08.121
And the great, what Jerry Jones does
2068
01:04:08.121 --> 01:04:08.954
better than anyone else in this league
2069
01:04:08.954 --> 01:04:11.640
is he takes full credit for how bad he is at everything.
2070
01:04:11.640 --> 01:04:13.177
Yeah.
2071
01:04:13.177 --> 01:04:14.727
So he'll always say after a game that they lose, like
2072
01:04:14.727 --> 01:04:16.347
"It starts at the top with me.
2073
01:04:16.347 --> 01:04:17.540
"I'm not gonna blame anybody else."
2074
01:04:17.540 --> 01:04:20.190
He's great at admitting that he sucks at stuff.
2075
01:04:20.190 --> 01:04:21.482
Well it's the greatest job in the world to have
2076
01:04:21.482 --> 01:04:25.627
to be able to say, "I suck, this is terrible.
2077
01:04:25.627 --> 01:04:26.757
"It's my fault.
2078
01:04:26.757 --> 01:04:29.460
"Oh yeah, I can't be fired 'cause I'm the boss."
2079
01:04:29.460 --> 01:04:30.350
Yeah, it would be, yeah.
2080
01:04:30.350 --> 01:04:32.010
It's all about accountability here.
2081
01:04:32.010 --> 01:04:33.692
It's a great spot.
2082
01:04:33.692 --> 01:04:34.679
Yeah, right.
2083
01:04:34.679 --> 01:04:35.982
He fines himself and then he writes a check to himself.
2084
01:04:35.982 --> 01:04:39.340
I would do the same thing, like hey listen guys.
2085
01:04:39.340 --> 01:04:40.740
The buck stops here.
2086
01:04:40.740 --> 01:04:42.880
I screwed up, I messed up.
2087
01:04:42.880 --> 01:04:46.140
Oh yeah, I'm a billionaire and I can't be fired.
2088
01:04:46.140 --> 01:04:48.362
Yeah, he just writes himself a check for $50,000
2089
01:04:48.362 --> 01:04:51.470
and then takes it and cashes it and buys a whole shitload
2090
01:04:51.470 --> 01:04:53.298
of Johnnie Walker Blue with it.
2091
01:04:53.298 --> 01:04:54.510
Aw, fuck.
2092
01:04:54.510 --> 01:04:55.551
Jerry Jones, coach the team.
2093
01:04:55.551 --> 01:04:56.878
If you get off to a slow start,
2094
01:04:56.878 --> 01:04:57.770
you can fire yourself at head coach.
2095
01:04:57.770 --> 01:04:59.200
You've always wanted to do that.
2096
01:04:59.200 --> 01:05:02.010
That's like, that's the pentacle of a boss move right there
2097
01:05:02.857 --> 01:05:04.600
is being so powerful that you're even more powerful
2098
01:05:04.600 --> 01:05:05.433
than you are.
2099
01:05:05.433 --> 01:05:06.709
Yes.
2100
01:05:06.709 --> 01:05:08.340
So fire yourself and then install Jason Witten
2101
01:05:08.340 --> 01:05:09.370
as your head coach.
2102
01:05:09.370 --> 01:05:10.203
Oh man.
2103
01:05:10.203 --> 01:05:11.743
Imagine, he would do something like that,
2104
01:05:11.743 --> 01:05:13.100
make Jason Witten the head coach.
2105
01:05:13.100 --> 01:05:15.099
He's thinking about it.
2106
01:05:15.099 --> 01:05:16.498
Yeah, for sure is.
2107
01:05:16.498 --> 01:05:17.490
I guarantee you he is.
2108
01:05:17.490 --> 01:05:19.000
One too many Johnnie Walkers and a late night meeting
2109
01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:21.790
at Jason Witten's house and he's gonna be the head coach.
2110
01:05:21.790 --> 01:05:23.500
'Cause Jason Witten is a guy that's just,
2111
01:05:23.500 --> 01:05:25.704
he reminds him of better times.
2112
01:05:25.704 --> 01:05:26.711
Right.
2113
01:05:26.711 --> 01:05:28.136
When he's around, he's like
2114
01:05:28.136 --> 01:05:29.257
"We were competitive, we were--"
2115
01:05:29.257 --> 01:05:30.259
They weren't that good.
2116
01:05:30.259 --> 01:05:31.266
No, "we made the playoffs a couple times."
2117
01:05:31.266 --> 01:05:32.275
I think Jason Witten has two wins, two playoff wins.
2118
01:05:32.275 --> 01:05:33.880
But still.
2119
01:05:33.880 --> 01:05:34.890
That's the best.
2120
01:05:34.890 --> 01:05:36.114
Better than they are now.
2121
01:05:36.114 --> 01:05:37.303
Right.
2122
01:05:37.303 --> 01:05:38.136
And so he sees Jason Witten, he's like,
2123
01:05:38.136 --> 01:05:40.252
"That boy, that boy can win me a championship."
2124
01:05:40.252 --> 01:05:41.247
Yeah.
2125
01:05:41.247 --> 01:05:42.253
I also love that the Cowboys,
2126
01:05:42.253 --> 01:05:44.777
everyone just keeps saying,
2127
01:05:44.777 --> 01:05:46.850
"The most talented team to underachieve."
2128
01:05:46.850 --> 01:05:48.780
Like maybe they just weren't that talented, too.
2129
01:05:48.780 --> 01:05:49.613
No I think they.
2130
01:05:49.613 --> 01:05:51.154
No they are, but they aren't.
2131
01:05:51.154 --> 01:05:52.256
I think they are pretty talented.
2132
01:05:52.256 --> 01:05:53.089
Yeah but they also kinda suck.
2133
01:05:53.089 --> 01:05:54.266
Yeah.
2134
01:05:54.266 --> 01:05:55.099
You know what I mean, like it's,
2135
01:05:55.099 --> 01:05:56.640
yeah they put up big numbers against bad teams,
2136
01:05:56.640 --> 01:05:58.561
but the mark of a good team and of talent
2137
01:05:58.561 --> 01:06:01.120
is to win a big game against a good opponent
2138
01:06:01.120 --> 01:06:02.798
and they just didn't, so are we sure?
2139
01:06:02.798 --> 01:06:04.449
Are we sure they're good?
2140
01:06:04.449 --> 01:06:05.459
Are we sure they're talented?
2141
01:06:05.459 --> 01:06:06.461
Are we sure they're talented?
2142
01:06:06.461 --> 01:06:07.410
They're talented but they're not good.
2143
01:06:07.410 --> 01:06:08.590
That's where their problem lies.
2144
01:06:08.590 --> 01:06:10.015
Oh man, Jason Garrett.
2145
01:06:10.015 --> 01:06:11.150
'Cause when you look at all their skill positions
2146
01:06:11.150 --> 01:06:12.950
and their offensive line even,
2147
01:06:12.950 --> 01:06:14.290
they have an amazing offense.
2148
01:06:14.290 --> 01:06:15.646
Yeah.
2149
01:06:15.646 --> 01:06:16.649
On paper so I'm gonna go with, Dak Prescott was just hurt.
2150
01:06:16.649 --> 01:06:18.423
Yeah, yes.
2151
01:06:18.423 --> 01:06:20.853
He was injured for the second half of the season.
2152
01:06:20.853 --> 01:06:23.870
I look forward to Jerry Jones very emotional.
2153
01:06:23.870 --> 01:06:25.705
Teary-eyed press conference when he fires Jason Garrett.
2154
01:06:25.705 --> 01:06:27.680
'Cause you know he will.
2155
01:06:27.680 --> 01:06:30.670
He'll get all, you know, he'll probably do it super hungover
2156
01:06:30.670 --> 01:06:33.355
so he'll already have some tears worked in,
2157
01:06:33.355 --> 01:06:34.573
you know when you're so hungover that you're just,
2158
01:06:34.573 --> 01:06:35.406
like wake up crying?
2159
01:06:35.406 --> 01:06:36.572
Yeah.
2160
01:06:36.572 --> 01:06:37.568
He'll have that.
2161
01:06:37.568 --> 01:06:38.574
Wake up crying?
2162
01:06:38.574 --> 01:06:39.578
No a little tear in your eyes,
2163
01:06:39.578 --> 01:06:40.581
you're like, "Damn."
2164
01:06:40.581 --> 01:06:41.584
You wanna talk about something?
2165
01:06:41.584 --> 01:06:42.417
No it's, I think that's something that happens
2166
01:06:42.417 --> 01:06:43.580
when you're so hungover
2167
01:06:43.580 --> 01:06:45.511
that your eyes are like already bloodshot, kinda crying.
2168
01:06:45.511 --> 01:06:47.300
Definitely, yeah definitely the bloodshot.
2169
01:06:47.300 --> 01:06:48.880
You know what happens to me when I'm hungover?
2170
01:06:48.880 --> 01:06:51.415
When I walk outside and the wind hits my face the first time
2171
01:06:51.415 --> 01:06:54.140
I look Knowshon Moreno during the Star Spangled Banner.
2172
01:06:54.140 --> 01:06:55.566
Yes, yeah, so that's gonna be Jerry Jones
2173
01:06:55.566 --> 01:06:59.390
either Monday, Tuesday, I don't know.
2174
01:06:59.390 --> 01:07:00.540
He'll figure out a way.
2175
01:07:02.014 --> 01:07:02.847
He'll actually probably fire Jason Garrett,
2176
01:07:02.847 --> 01:07:05.040
like three o'clock on Saturday.
2177
01:07:05.040 --> 01:07:07.007
Right before the playoff starts so we can talk about that.
2178
01:07:07.007 --> 01:07:09.850
I think that Jerry Jones doesn't know what he's gonna do
2179
01:07:09.850 --> 01:07:11.673
with Jason Garrett yet.
2180
01:07:11.673 --> 01:07:12.670
I think that he's gonna have his press conference.
2181
01:07:12.670 --> 01:07:14.205
He's gonna sleep on it.
2182
01:07:14.205 --> 01:07:15.610
He's gonna sleep on it and he's still not gonna know
2183
01:07:15.610 --> 01:07:16.980
and he's gonna open his mouth
2184
01:07:16.980 --> 01:07:19.100
and then whatever comes out of his mouth
2185
01:07:19.100 --> 01:07:20.650
at that time is his decision.
2186
01:07:20.650 --> 01:07:22.012
Yeah.
2187
01:07:22.012 --> 01:07:23.280
He doesn't, Jerry, he's not a big planner.
2188
01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:24.274
No.
2189
01:07:24.274 --> 01:07:25.107
You don't have to be a big planner when you're that rich.
2190
01:07:25.107 --> 01:07:26.275
No, all right, Raiders-Broncos.
2191
01:07:26.275 --> 01:07:29.533
Vic Fangio.
2192
01:07:29.533 --> 01:07:32.680
He was asked about Drew Lock being four and one,
2193
01:07:32.680 --> 01:07:34.637
he corrected them saying the Broncos are four and one.
2194
01:07:34.637 --> 01:07:39.210
Also Vic Fangio, do we have to take his football guy card
2195
01:07:39.210 --> 01:07:42.455
because he got a little emotional Vic Fangio over the week.
2196
01:07:42.455 --> 01:07:45.587
He said that he watched Hallmark movies.
2197
01:07:45.587 --> 01:07:48.700
He watched "Christmas Under the Stars" on Christmas Eve
2198
01:07:48.700 --> 01:07:50.620
'cause he wanted to feel all Christmasy.
2199
01:07:50.620 --> 01:07:53.887
And he said quote "I'd rather a chick-flick
2200
01:07:53.887 --> 01:07:56.015
"than a shoot 'em up, blow 'em up movie."
2201
01:07:56.015 --> 01:07:58.310
Vic Fangio, is he?
2202
01:07:58.310 --> 01:07:59.450
He's firmly in the--
2203
01:08:00.293 --> 01:08:01.613
Does he have a heart?
2204
01:08:01.613 --> 01:08:02.950
He's well, no he just loves Christmas movies.
2205
01:08:02.950 --> 01:08:03.860
He wants a chick-flick.
2206
01:08:03.860 --> 01:08:06.300
So he solved the "Die Hard" Christmas movie riddle
2207
01:08:06.300 --> 01:08:07.828
once and for all,
2208
01:08:07.828 --> 01:08:08.661
which we've resolved to never discuss again.
2209
01:08:08.661 --> 01:08:09.533
Doesn't want it.
2210
01:08:10.382 --> 01:08:11.215
But no, he's like your grandfather.
2211
01:08:11.215 --> 01:08:14.387
Your grandfather, he has his programs that he likes to watch
2212
01:08:14.387 --> 01:08:15.876
his stories around Christmas time.
2213
01:08:15.876 --> 01:08:17.660
He's probably seen all those movies a hundred times.
2214
01:08:17.660 --> 01:08:19.010
He doesn't like new stuff.
2215
01:08:19.010 --> 01:08:20.318
Yeah.
2216
01:08:20.318 --> 01:08:21.300
So every Christmas, he just sits down,
2217
01:08:21.300 --> 01:08:22.950
parks his ass in front of the TV,
2218
01:08:24.158 --> 01:08:25.820
and watches "Christmas Vacation" and "White Christmas"
2219
01:08:25.820 --> 01:08:28.260
like six times in a row and he just feels good about it.
2220
01:08:28.260 --> 01:08:29.093
Right.
2221
01:08:30.752 --> 01:08:31.870
I don't hate that actually.
2222
01:08:31.870 --> 01:08:32.880
If you're gonna have a defensive surly coach,
2223
01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:34.775
I kinda like--
2224
01:08:34.775 --> 01:08:35.865
He's got a little heart.
2225
01:08:35.865 --> 01:08:37.167
I kinda like the fact that he's got a softer side.
2226
01:08:37.167 --> 01:08:38.741
Well you know it's a big deal
2227
01:08:38.741 --> 01:08:39.960
because I think I saw that quote a hundred times on Twitter
2228
01:08:39.960 --> 01:08:42.223
because everyone was like, "Can you believe this?
2229
01:08:43.311 --> 01:08:44.297
"Vic Fangio said what?"
2230
01:08:44.297 --> 01:08:45.820
It was like one of those TMZ like, hey,
2231
01:08:45.820 --> 01:08:49.860
like guess that Kardashian ass and it's like "What?"
2232
01:08:49.860 --> 01:08:51.610
You know, Vic Fangio said what?
2233
01:08:51.610 --> 01:08:53.100
He likes Christmas movies?
2234
01:08:53.100 --> 01:08:55.900
He, yeah he probably has doctors orders
2235
01:08:55.900 --> 01:08:58.203
to not watch shoot 'em up movies.
2236
01:08:58.203 --> 01:09:00.914
I imagine that triggers his blood pressure a little bit.
2237
01:09:00.914 --> 01:09:01.914
It's true.
2238
01:09:01.914 --> 01:09:03.130
Yeah, if he watches a shoot 'em up, blow 'em up,
2239
01:09:03.130 --> 01:09:06.633
he immediately gets some kinda, you know.
2240
01:09:07.711 --> 01:09:08.715
Another kidney stone.
2241
01:09:08.715 --> 01:09:09.720
Yeah another kidney stone
2242
01:09:09.720 --> 01:09:12.000
or his liver just starts to short-circuit, he can't do it.
2243
01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:14.250
I wanna give a shout-out to Drew Lock.
2244
01:09:14.250 --> 01:09:15.790
I've upgraded Drew Lock.
2245
01:09:15.790 --> 01:09:17.270
He no longer has moxie.
2246
01:09:17.270 --> 01:09:19.431
So he's played through the moxie.
2247
01:09:19.431 --> 01:09:20.444
Ooh.
2248
01:09:20.444 --> 01:09:21.449
He now has poise.
2249
01:09:21.449 --> 01:09:22.453
Ooh.
2250
01:09:22.453 --> 01:09:23.470
Which means that he's good enough
2251
01:09:23.470 --> 01:09:25.630
to just expect moxie from him.
2252
01:09:25.630 --> 01:09:28.971
So I think Drew Lock is gonna be the quarterback
2253
01:09:28.971 --> 01:09:29.923
of the future in Denver.
2254
01:09:30.912 --> 01:09:32.970
He's definitely, obviously the second best quarterback
2255
01:09:32.970 --> 01:09:35.820
in that division, pending Philip Rivers coming back or not.
2256
01:09:35.820 --> 01:09:36.653
Correct.
2257
01:09:37.795 --> 01:09:39.540
But Drew Lock is gonna be a beast.
2258
01:09:39.540 --> 01:09:40.844
A beast?
2259
01:09:40.844 --> 01:09:41.939
I think he's gonna be very very good.
2260
01:09:41.939 --> 01:09:42.942
A beast.
2261
01:09:42.942 --> 01:09:43.950
I like Drew Lock a lot.
2262
01:09:43.950 --> 01:09:45.580
How many Pro Bowls?
2263
01:09:45.580 --> 01:09:47.280
Well, Pro Bowls, I mean Andy Dalton made--
2264
01:09:47.280 --> 01:09:48.850
No, no, no, voted Pro Bowl.
2265
01:09:48.850 --> 01:09:50.042
He--
2266
01:09:50.042 --> 01:09:50.875
Top three quarterback in the AFC.
2267
01:09:50.875 --> 01:09:52.627
No, no, no I'm gonna take your original question and say
2268
01:09:52.627 --> 01:09:56.980
he will make, he will be in five Pro Bowls.
2269
01:09:56.980 --> 01:09:58.030
Five Pro Bowls?
2270
01:09:58.030 --> 01:09:58.880
Five Pro Bowls.
2271
01:09:58.880 --> 01:10:01.140
Damn, okay, okay Drew Lock.
2272
01:10:01.140 --> 01:10:02.721
Five-time Pro Bowler.
2273
01:10:02.721 --> 01:10:05.130
I'm sure John Elway will fuck it up though.
2274
01:10:05.130 --> 01:10:07.114
He'll probably draft someone else.
2275
01:10:07.114 --> 01:10:10.624
That's a big wild card in this situation.
2276
01:10:10.624 --> 01:10:11.612
I've got a little stat here for you.
2277
01:10:11.612 --> 01:10:12.612
Yeah?
2278
01:10:12.612 --> 01:10:13.616
This is from Josh Dubow.
2279
01:10:13.616 --> 01:10:14.619
He's at the AP.
2280
01:10:14.619 --> 01:10:16.910
He says that Derek Carr lost his 55th game
2281
01:10:16.910 --> 01:10:19.610
as a starting quarterback this week.
2282
01:10:19.610 --> 01:10:21.718
The only quarterback to lose more
2283
01:10:21.718 --> 01:10:24.930
in his first six seasons?
2284
01:10:24.930 --> 01:10:25.780
Guess who it was.
2285
01:10:28.350 --> 01:10:29.240
Peyton Manning.
2286
01:10:29.240 --> 01:10:31.580
David Carr, with 56.
2287
01:10:31.580 --> 01:10:34.597
I was hoping that it was one of those Peyton Manning,
2288
01:10:34.597 --> 01:10:35.598
the answer is always Peyton Manning.
2289
01:10:35.598 --> 01:10:36.840
Yeah, well the Carr brothers are the opposite
2290
01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:37.740
of the Manning Brothers.
2291
01:10:37.740 --> 01:10:40.273
Shout out Peyton Manning, by the way
2292
01:10:40.273 --> 01:10:42.047
for just being, having such bad statistics his rookie year
2293
01:10:42.047 --> 01:10:45.230
that you can basically link any bad quarterback
2294
01:10:45.230 --> 01:10:47.056
to his rookie year and be like, "You know who also sucked?
2295
01:10:47.056 --> 01:10:49.230
"Peyton Manning."
Yeah, no he made
2296
01:10:49.230 --> 01:10:50.800
a lot of people a lot of money based off sucking initially.
2297
01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:51.773
It's great, it's great.
2298
01:10:52.899 --> 01:10:53.732
It was a very nice thing.
2299
01:10:53.732 --> 01:10:56.850
He paid it forward for future generations of the NFL.
2300
01:10:56.850 --> 01:10:58.760
But yeah, the Carr brothers are officially now
2301
01:10:58.760 --> 01:11:00.210
the reverse Manning brothers.
2302
01:11:01.251 --> 01:11:02.252
I love it, I love it.
2303
01:11:02.252 --> 01:11:07.252
A total of 111 losses combined in their first six seasons.
2304
01:11:09.070 --> 01:11:10.350
And, oh they've got a brother
2305
01:11:10.350 --> 01:11:13.323
that intercepts cosmetic problems for their wives.
2306
01:11:13.323 --> 01:11:14.323
Ooh, yeah.
2307
01:11:15.299 --> 01:11:16.531
So that's also with the Manning thing.
2308
01:11:16.531 --> 01:11:18.196
Yeah that's true, that's actually a good point.
2309
01:11:18.196 --> 01:11:19.410
It's a perfect Manning, yeah they're the shadow.
2310
01:11:19.410 --> 01:11:20.633
Yeah he takes mascara.
2311
01:11:21.942 --> 01:11:22.949
Upside down world Mannings.
2312
01:11:22.949 --> 01:11:24.281
And Peyton takes HGH.
2313
01:11:24.281 --> 01:11:26.020
Yeah, the Raiders.
2314
01:11:26.020 --> 01:11:28.177
The weirdest team to still be mathematically alive
2315
01:11:28.177 --> 01:11:30.060
in week 17.
2316
01:11:30.060 --> 01:11:32.640
Fun fact, the Raiders are technically still alive
2317
01:11:32.640 --> 01:11:34.138
to make the playoffs.
2318
01:11:34.138 --> 01:11:35.284
(Big Cat laughs)
2319
01:11:35.284 --> 01:11:36.290
Somehow.
2320
01:11:36.290 --> 01:11:37.123
If the Titans just don't show up.
2321
01:11:37.123 --> 01:11:39.073
If they all contract swine flu.
2322
01:11:39.073 --> 01:11:40.117
And the Steelers don't,
2323
01:11:40.117 --> 01:11:41.010
yeah I think the Raiders do.
2324
01:11:41.010 --> 01:11:42.724
So that's gonna be weird.
2325
01:11:42.724 --> 01:11:44.129
They're the alternate team.
2326
01:11:44.129 --> 01:11:45.765
Say something nice about the Raiders.
2327
01:11:45.765 --> 01:11:47.040
The Death Star football stadium, now I get it.
2328
01:11:47.040 --> 01:11:48.260
That's why you're going to Vegas.
2329
01:11:48.260 --> 01:11:49.970
That fucking stadium's awesome.
2330
01:11:49.970 --> 01:11:52.479
I mean it's, you gotta actually put a good team in it,
2331
01:11:52.479 --> 01:11:55.740
but in terms of the intimidation factor,
2332
01:11:55.740 --> 01:11:57.850
just by driving up, 10 outta 10.
2333
01:11:57.850 --> 01:12:00.398
At what point in the off season do they start
2334
01:12:00.398 --> 01:12:02.355
to move to Las Vegas, do the players start to move there?
2335
01:12:02.355 --> 01:12:03.645
I think Gruden's already there.
2336
01:12:03.645 --> 01:12:05.133
Gruden, Gruden has--
2337
01:12:05.133 --> 01:12:06.339
Well I know Mark Davis is already there.
2338
01:12:06.339 --> 01:12:08.118
Mark Davis has lived there.
2339
01:12:08.118 --> 01:12:09.100
He's already in the fucking P.F. Chang's
2340
01:12:09.100 --> 01:12:10.106
at like the Cosmo.
2341
01:12:10.106 --> 01:12:11.111
He's got his own seat there.
2342
01:12:11.111 --> 01:12:12.117
Yeah, yeah, he's been there.
2343
01:12:12.117 --> 01:12:13.840
All right, Cardinals-Rams.
2344
01:12:13.840 --> 01:12:16.720
Kyler Murray, maybe offensive rookie of the year.
2345
01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:18.223
Either him or Jacobs, I don't know.
2346
01:12:18.223 --> 01:12:21.000
It's such a sad debate that we're having
2347
01:12:21.000 --> 01:12:21.833
for this award.
2348
01:12:23.323 --> 01:12:24.324
Yeah.
2349
01:12:24.324 --> 01:12:25.485
It really, it shouldn't go to anybody,
2350
01:12:25.485 --> 01:12:26.460
but you know that it's off to a bad start
2351
01:12:26.460 --> 01:12:28.540
when people are lobbying for it openly.
2352
01:12:28.540 --> 01:12:29.947
Yeah.
2353
01:12:29.947 --> 01:12:31.440
So Kyler Murray and the Cardinals
2354
01:12:31.440 --> 01:12:33.985
put out a bunch of graphics saying--
2355
01:12:33.985 --> 01:12:34.979
His agent did too.
2356
01:12:34.979 --> 01:12:36.541
His agent also put out his own separate
2357
01:12:36.541 --> 01:12:37.653
for your consideration thing
2358
01:12:37.653 --> 01:12:41.390
saying he's one of five quarterbacks to do x, y and z.
2359
01:12:41.390 --> 01:12:43.308
He was good, he was very good.
2360
01:12:43.308 --> 01:12:44.430
He was good but there was nobody.
2361
01:12:44.430 --> 01:12:46.900
Josh Jacobs I think was gonna win it hands-down,
2362
01:12:46.900 --> 01:12:47.937
but he got hurt.
Right, right.
2363
01:12:47.937 --> 01:12:51.070
But Kyler Murray, I think you have to say he's pretty,
2364
01:12:51.070 --> 01:12:53.480
he's good, it was a good season.
2365
01:12:53.480 --> 01:12:54.806
Yeah, I don't know.
2366
01:12:54.806 --> 01:12:56.234
Both these teams, I don't know
2367
01:12:56.234 --> 01:12:57.100
what to expect outta them going forward.
2368
01:12:57.100 --> 01:12:59.230
Like the Rams are at a crossroads.
2369
01:12:59.230 --> 01:13:01.760
I think McVay's even said that like coaching,
2370
01:13:01.760 --> 01:13:03.950
they probably gotta cash in.
2371
01:13:03.950 --> 01:13:05.360
They probably gotta trade some pieces
2372
01:13:05.360 --> 01:13:08.102
to get some draft capital back.
2373
01:13:08.102 --> 01:13:10.337
And then the Cardinals, I think they're good,
2374
01:13:10.337 --> 01:13:11.900
but it's always weird to watch teams like the Cardinals
2375
01:13:11.900 --> 01:13:15.960
where they're bad enough that they can sneak up on teams
2376
01:13:15.960 --> 01:13:17.584
so if they ever get good,
2377
01:13:17.584 --> 01:13:21.283
can they be good when teams expect it?
2378
01:13:21.283 --> 01:13:23.008
You know what I mean?
I hope they get good,
2379
01:13:23.008 --> 01:13:24.300
just so that they can drive Matthew Berry insane
2380
01:13:24.300 --> 01:13:25.520
because he's still going nuts.
2381
01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:27.050
Oh yeah.
2382
01:13:27.050 --> 01:13:27.883
From how the team Twitter account
2383
01:13:27.883 --> 01:13:30.100
rubbed his face in the David Johnson usage rate
2384
01:13:30.100 --> 01:13:31.160
back in like week 12.
2385
01:13:31.160 --> 01:13:32.430
Kenyan Drake's gonna get paid.
2386
01:13:32.430 --> 01:13:34.107
I think he's a free agent.
2387
01:13:34.107 --> 01:13:35.150
That was awesome for him.
Yeah Kenyan, big turnaround
2388
01:13:35.150 --> 01:13:36.153
for him, so yeah.
2389
01:13:37.030 --> 01:13:38.558
Yes, huge, huge.
2390
01:13:38.558 --> 01:13:39.713
So yeah, good job.
2391
01:13:39.713 --> 01:13:40.845
But yeah I don't know what else to say about the Cards.
2392
01:13:40.845 --> 01:13:41.859
I think that Kliff Kingsbury is a decent coach.
2393
01:13:41.859 --> 01:13:43.645
Right.
2394
01:13:43.645 --> 01:13:46.313
But I don't, there's nothing that he did this year
2395
01:13:46.313 --> 01:13:47.400
that was really game-changing.
2396
01:13:47.400 --> 01:13:49.280
Everyone expected him to come into the league
2397
01:13:49.280 --> 01:13:51.460
and revolutionize or like add new wrinkles,
2398
01:13:51.460 --> 01:13:54.201
and it was just kinda same old, same old.
2399
01:13:54.201 --> 01:13:56.310
And they always, like the Cardinals always
2400
01:13:56.310 --> 01:13:57.533
were in those frisky games.
2401
01:13:57.533 --> 01:13:59.414
Either they were in the frisky games or they were down
2402
01:13:59.414 --> 01:14:00.829
so much that they could just throw the ball.
2403
01:14:00.829 --> 01:14:02.031
You know what I mean?
2404
01:14:02.031 --> 01:14:03.490
Like they, when they actually do get good,
2405
01:14:03.490 --> 01:14:05.930
will they be able to be good when they actually have to like
2406
01:14:05.930 --> 01:14:08.870
people expect it and teams expect it.
2407
01:14:08.870 --> 01:14:11.720
They were just bad enough where they could sneak
2408
01:14:11.720 --> 01:14:12.700
under the radar and get,
2409
01:14:12.700 --> 01:14:14.777
I think they got, what six wins?
2410
01:14:14.777 --> 01:14:16.173
Five wins?
2411
01:14:16.173 --> 01:14:17.737
Where you're like, "Okay, sure they played some games.
2412
01:14:17.737 --> 01:14:19.490
"They were frisky at times."
2413
01:14:19.490 --> 01:14:20.323
I don't know.
2414
01:14:20.323 --> 01:14:22.160
I don't know what else to say about the Cardinals.
2415
01:14:22.160 --> 01:14:23.200
They're frisky.
2416
01:14:23.200 --> 01:14:24.784
Yeah they won five games.
2417
01:14:24.784 --> 01:14:25.617
They went five, 10 and one.
2418
01:14:25.617 --> 01:14:27.710
That's the perfect frisky level.
2419
01:14:27.710 --> 01:14:30.100
Yeah, not bad, not great.
2420
01:14:30.100 --> 01:14:32.520
As good as you can hope for out of a rookie quarterback
2421
01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:34.120
in the state of Arizona I guess.
2422
01:14:35.299 --> 01:14:37.500
And so goes the worst segment that's ever been done
2423
01:14:37.500 --> 01:14:39.201
about the Arizona Cardinals.
2424
01:14:39.201 --> 01:14:40.202
(laughing)
2425
01:14:40.202 --> 01:14:41.305
Let's talk about the great--
2426
01:14:41.305 --> 01:14:42.554
We just said nothing for two minutes.
2427
01:14:42.554 --> 01:14:44.272
Oh, I'll say something.
2428
01:14:44.272 --> 01:14:45.250
Larry Fitzgerald's ass is still thick.
2429
01:14:45.250 --> 01:14:46.798
Oh I'll say something.
2430
01:14:46.798 --> 01:14:48.710
Somewhat controversial.
2431
01:14:48.710 --> 01:14:50.213
Uh oh.
2432
01:14:50.213 --> 01:14:52.130
I don't think Larry Fitzgerald should've been
2433
01:14:52.130 --> 01:14:53.580
in the top 100.
2434
01:14:53.580 --> 01:14:55.030
Wow.
2435
01:14:55.030 --> 01:14:56.861
I'll say it, I'll say it.
2436
01:14:56.861 --> 01:14:57.910
So Larry gets a lot of credit because he played
2437
01:14:57.910 --> 01:14:59.740
so many shitty quarterbacks
And he's very nice,
2438
01:14:59.740 --> 01:15:00.925
and he's very nice.
2439
01:15:00.925 --> 01:15:02.155
And he's very polite to the media.
2440
01:15:02.155 --> 01:15:03.143
Very polite.
2441
01:15:03.143 --> 01:15:04.003
Except when it comes to his father.
2442
01:15:05.402 --> 01:15:06.337
He told his father, "Let's have some respect for the biz
2443
01:15:06.337 --> 01:15:08.760
"in turn your cell phone off when you're interviewing me."
2444
01:15:08.760 --> 01:15:11.300
But yeah, he's always been a fan favorite.
2445
01:15:11.300 --> 01:15:15.340
He's been a media darling and he's got a big ass
2446
01:15:15.340 --> 01:15:16.173
so people love him.
2447
01:15:16.173 --> 01:15:18.270
Who are the wide receivers
2448
01:15:18.270 --> 01:15:20.244
that were in the top 100?
2449
01:15:20.244 --> 01:15:23.210
I'm sorry but I'm just gonna say it
2450
01:15:23.210 --> 01:15:24.500
and I'll stick by it.
2451
01:15:24.500 --> 01:15:26.930
I don't even know who's in the top 100.
2452
01:15:26.930 --> 01:15:28.770
Let me see, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking
2453
01:15:28.770 --> 01:15:31.077
It's Senator Larry Fitzgerald.
2454
01:15:31.077 --> 01:15:31.923
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
2455
01:15:33.332 --> 01:15:34.524
I disagree with you.
2456
01:15:34.524 --> 01:15:35.851
I think that's a trash take.
2457
01:15:35.851 --> 01:15:37.569
Larry Fitzgerald is a good wide receiver.
2458
01:15:37.569 --> 01:15:38.765
Very good wide receiver.
2459
01:15:38.765 --> 01:15:40.304
He deserves it.
2460
01:15:40.304 --> 01:15:41.539
I don't think T.O. made it.
2461
01:15:41.539 --> 01:15:42.380
T.O. is better than Larry Fitzgerald.
2462
01:15:42.380 --> 01:15:43.970
I'm sure someone will show me numbers.
2463
01:15:43.970 --> 01:15:45.220
I watched both guys play.
2464
01:15:45.220 --> 01:15:46.340
I'd put T.O. in there.
2465
01:15:46.340 --> 01:15:48.210
I hope that one Cardinals fan
2466
01:15:48.210 --> 01:15:49.783
that you take screenshots of charts you.
2467
01:15:49.783 --> 01:15:52.419
Yeah, I mean I'm sorry I'm just saying--
2468
01:15:52.419 --> 01:15:53.672
What's the guy's name?
2469
01:15:53.672 --> 01:15:54.505
He's a very good wide receiver.
2470
01:15:55.383 --> 01:15:56.216
They did a top 150, he'd be in there.
2471
01:15:56.216 --> 01:15:57.500
I think T.O. should be in there.
2472
01:15:57.500 --> 01:15:59.015
Disagree.
2473
01:15:59.015 --> 01:16:00.100
Okay, well who would you,
2474
01:16:00.100 --> 01:16:01.680
you don't think T.O. was better?
2475
01:16:01.680 --> 01:16:02.880
I think Larry was better.
2476
01:16:02.880 --> 01:16:04.991
Okay, I just, T.O. had,
2477
01:16:04.991 --> 01:16:08.187
he had big moments, he had playoff moments.
2478
01:16:08.187 --> 01:16:09.840
I don't know.
2479
01:16:09.840 --> 01:16:12.747
T.O. treated his quarterbacks like--
2480
01:16:12.747 --> 01:16:13.751
He was mean to the media!
2481
01:16:13.751 --> 01:16:15.097
But T.O. treated his quarterbacks
2482
01:16:15.097 --> 01:16:17.177
like Larry Fitzgerald should have treated his quarterbacks.
2483
01:16:17.177 --> 01:16:20.750
T.O. played for some pretty good passers
2484
01:16:20.750 --> 01:16:22.880
and he acted like they were all Drew Stanton.
2485
01:16:22.880 --> 01:16:23.713
That's true.
2486
01:16:25.049 --> 01:16:26.256
All right, do your ad,
2487
01:16:26.256 --> 01:16:27.258
I'm gonna look up T.O.'s stats real quick.
2488
01:16:27.258 --> 01:16:28.259
I'm gonna do my ad.
2489
01:16:28.259 --> 01:16:29.254
Do your ad.
2490
01:16:29.254 --> 01:16:30.097
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2491
01:16:31.030 --> 01:16:32.620
That was a take that I literally just threw out there
2492
01:16:32.620 --> 01:16:33.803
that I have nothing to back it up
2493
01:16:33.803 --> 01:16:34.825
and I hope that the stats back it up.
2494
01:16:34.825 --> 01:16:36.210
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2495
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2496
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2497
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2498
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2499
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2500
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2507
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2508
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2525
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2556
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All right, I was right.
2557
01:18:40.852 --> 01:18:42.185
You gonna eat some crow?
2558
01:18:42.185 --> 01:18:43.191
T.O., No.
2559
01:18:43.191 --> 01:18:44.200
T.O. is better.
2560
01:18:44.200 --> 01:18:45.033
T.O. had, he didn't play as many games as Larry Fitzgerald
2561
01:18:45.033 --> 01:18:46.540
if you wanna go longevity, that's fine.
2562
01:18:46.540 --> 01:18:48.940
But T.O. had more yards per game,
2563
01:18:48.940 --> 01:18:50.850
he had more touchdowns per game,
2564
01:18:50.850 --> 01:18:52.460
and guess what I'm gonna throw another name out there.
2565
01:18:52.460 --> 01:18:55.060
And again this is not against Larry Fitzgerald.
2566
01:18:55.060 --> 01:18:58.060
He's top 12 wide receivers of all time.
2567
01:18:58.060 --> 01:18:59.800
Calvin Johnson was better than Larry Fitzgerald.
2568
01:18:59.800 --> 01:19:01.100
Calvin Johnson didn't make the top 10.
2569
01:19:01.100 --> 01:19:03.020
I agree with that.
2570
01:19:03.020 --> 01:19:03.923
Okay, so there we go.
2571
01:19:04.906 --> 01:19:06.278
Yeah, I think Calvin Johnson should've made--
2572
01:19:06.278 --> 01:19:07.316
Calvin Johnson and T.O. were better.
2573
01:19:07.316 --> 01:19:09.041
You know what, the NFL should've,
2574
01:19:09.041 --> 01:19:09.874
they should've waited to the off season
2575
01:19:10.867 --> 01:19:11.874
to get us mad at lists.
2576
01:19:11.874 --> 01:19:12.877
Yes.
2577
01:19:12.877 --> 01:19:13.881
Now is not the time for me to get mad at a list.
2578
01:19:13.881 --> 01:19:14.886
Right?
2579
01:19:14.886 --> 01:19:15.891
I agree.
2580
01:19:15.891 --> 01:19:17.554
That's March, April, May season right there.
2581
01:19:17.554 --> 01:19:18.751
So stupid.
2582
01:19:18.751 --> 01:19:19.819
Save it for the summertime.
2583
01:19:19.819 --> 01:19:22.143
Like this is a perfect middle of June,
2584
01:19:22.143 --> 01:19:24.120
I should be mad and I would've done my research
2585
01:19:24.120 --> 01:19:26.150
and been like, "All right, here's why."
2586
01:19:26.150 --> 01:19:27.970
I just did that off the cuff there,
2587
01:19:27.970 --> 01:19:29.940
but I believe that, so maybe,
2588
01:19:29.940 --> 01:19:31.610
you know what Liam, write this down.
2589
01:19:31.610 --> 01:19:34.320
In June, let's do a very relevant thing.
2590
01:19:34.320 --> 01:19:37.441
Let's go over the top 100 list and break it down.
2591
01:19:37.441 --> 01:19:38.769
We'll do a whole podcast of it.
2592
01:19:38.769 --> 01:19:40.423
I think that's fair.
2593
01:19:40.423 --> 01:19:41.510
That's list season.
2594
01:19:41.510 --> 01:19:42.525
NFL that was a major baseball move by the NFL doing that.
2595
01:19:42.525 --> 01:19:43.813
No we're gonna do that.
2596
01:19:43.813 --> 01:19:44.968
We're gonna do literally a breakdown of the NFL 100
2597
01:19:44.968 --> 01:19:47.893
on a Friday afternoon in late June.
2598
01:19:48.740 --> 01:19:50.424
And we're gonna get real pissed off about it.
2599
01:19:50.424 --> 01:19:51.257
We're gonna be ready with our arguments here.
2600
01:19:51.257 --> 01:19:52.540
Get ready everyone.
2601
01:19:52.540 --> 01:19:54.365
We might even have Rich Eisen call in.
2602
01:19:54.365 --> 01:19:55.610
I don't know if you saw, but he hosted it.
2603
01:19:55.610 --> 01:19:58.326
I saw that, and that's another thing.
2604
01:19:58.326 --> 01:19:59.159
They do the show where they've got
2605
01:19:59.159 --> 01:20:03.540
Tom Brady, Brett Favre, Belichick, all sitting down
2606
01:20:03.540 --> 01:20:06.318
opening up about some of the players that they coached
2607
01:20:06.318 --> 01:20:07.820
and coached against and it gets lost in the wash
2608
01:20:07.820 --> 01:20:09.878
because guess what?
2609
01:20:09.878 --> 01:20:11.986
I'm busy worrying about getting my bet in
2610
01:20:11.986 --> 01:20:13.004
for Thursday night football.
2611
01:20:13.004 --> 01:20:14.124
There's bowl games on.
2612
01:20:14.124 --> 01:20:15.190
There's so much football going on right now.
2613
01:20:15.190 --> 01:20:17.337
I don't, I saw some clips and I was like,
2614
01:20:17.337 --> 01:20:19.040
"Shit, I wanna watch this."
2615
01:20:19.040 --> 01:20:21.970
Bill Belicheck talking about football is awesome,
2616
01:20:21.970 --> 01:20:23.590
and they threw it in there
2617
01:20:23.590 --> 01:20:25.200
in the middle of all the live football.
2618
01:20:25.200 --> 01:20:26.100
You fucked up.
2619
01:20:26.100 --> 01:20:27.615
Big time.
2620
01:20:27.615 --> 01:20:28.605
You fucked up.
2621
01:20:28.605 --> 01:20:29.603
Give it to us during the by week!
2622
01:20:29.603 --> 01:20:30.900
Yeah I was gonna say even do this before the Super Bowl.
2623
01:20:30.900 --> 01:20:32.601
The week before the Super Bowl, leading into the Pro Bowl.
2624
01:20:32.601 --> 01:20:33.434
All right, we're mad.
2625
01:20:33.434 --> 01:20:35.330
Now you got us mad about being mad about,
2626
01:20:35.330 --> 01:20:39.110
I'm mad because I'm not able to get sufficiently mad enough
2627
01:20:39.110 --> 01:20:41.107
about your list 'cause you fucked it up.
2628
01:20:41.107 --> 01:20:42.169
Damn, damn.
2629
01:20:42.169 --> 01:20:44.467
Okay, next up, Eagles-Giants.
2630
01:20:44.467 --> 01:20:49.467
Eagles, NFC East champions and they continue the trend
2631
01:20:50.020 --> 01:20:52.710
15 consecutive seasons,
2632
01:20:52.710 --> 01:20:55.805
the NFC East champion did not repeat.
2633
01:20:55.805 --> 01:20:58.114
That's insane.
2634
01:20:58.114 --> 01:20:58.947
NFC beasts, we beat each other up.
2635
01:20:58.947 --> 01:21:01.324
That's insane, also considering the fact
2636
01:21:01.324 --> 01:21:02.750
that there's three Super Bowls in that 15 years
2637
01:21:02.750 --> 01:21:03.860
out of the NFC East.
2638
01:21:03.860 --> 01:21:07.080
So it's crazy that that has happened yet again.
2639
01:21:07.080 --> 01:21:09.320
I don't know how the Eagles did it this year.
2640
01:21:09.320 --> 01:21:10.700
This is one of those,
2641
01:21:10.700 --> 01:21:14.310
the Eagles aren't going to go far in the playoffs,
2642
01:21:14.310 --> 01:21:16.660
but they need to get some type of an award
2643
01:21:16.660 --> 01:21:19.423
where the way they kept this team together,
2644
01:21:20.315 --> 01:21:21.725
Carson Wentz deserves all the credit.
2645
01:21:21.725 --> 01:21:22.900
Doug Pederson deserves all the credit.
2646
01:21:22.900 --> 01:21:24.770
I was looking through it.
2647
01:21:24.770 --> 01:21:27.070
Opening day, or the week one.
2648
01:21:27.070 --> 01:21:30.130
Carson Wentz' weapons were Darren Sproles, Jordan Howard,
2649
01:21:30.130 --> 01:21:33.583
DeSean Jackson, Zach Ertz, Alshon Jeffrey, Nelson Agholor.
2650
01:21:35.240 --> 01:21:37.330
Week 17 with the division on the line, his weapons were
2651
01:21:37.330 --> 01:21:40.540
Dallas Goedert, Greg Ward, Deontay Burnett,
2652
01:21:40.540 --> 01:21:43.620
Josh Perkins, Boston Scott, Miles Sanders.
2653
01:21:43.620 --> 01:21:48.310
It's crazy that he threw for 4,000 yards throwing to,
2654
01:21:48.310 --> 01:21:51.130
literally is every single wide receiver he was throwing to
2655
01:21:51.130 --> 01:21:53.050
week one and then throw in Zach Ertz
2656
01:21:53.050 --> 01:21:54.740
who didn't play this week, he's throwing just
2657
01:21:54.740 --> 01:21:56.170
completely different receiving core.
2658
01:21:56.170 --> 01:21:59.430
I also think Zach Ertz, he broke a rib.
2659
01:21:59.430 --> 01:22:00.990
I think his kidney got fucked up.
2660
01:22:00.990 --> 01:22:01.823
Yeah.
2661
01:22:01.823 --> 01:22:03.560
Yeah, he might've had to have his rib removed
2662
01:22:03.560 --> 01:22:05.220
a la Marilyn Manson.
2663
01:22:05.220 --> 01:22:07.325
Nick Foles, that's a guy that can probably
2664
01:22:07.325 --> 01:22:08.546
suck his own dick without having the rib removal.
2665
01:22:08.546 --> 01:22:10.198
Correct.
2666
01:22:10.198 --> 01:22:11.430
But yeah, the weapons are totally gone.
2667
01:22:11.430 --> 01:22:13.020
Dishon Jackson, they keep saying
2668
01:22:13.020 --> 01:22:15.470
that Dishon Jackson's gonna come back eventually.
2669
01:22:15.470 --> 01:22:17.157
I feel like Dishon was just like,
2670
01:22:17.157 --> 01:22:18.957
"I wanna live in Philly and get paid,
2671
01:22:18.957 --> 01:22:20.390
"but I don't really wanna play this year."
2672
01:22:20.390 --> 01:22:22.120
He's, I saw the report.
2673
01:22:22.120 --> 01:22:25.060
It's if they get to the second round, he's gonna come back.
2674
01:22:25.060 --> 01:22:26.653
Okay.
2675
01:22:26.653 --> 01:22:27.707
So he can't come, he's not gonna come back this week.
2676
01:22:27.707 --> 01:22:31.060
But seriously the Eagles, they get a home playoff game
2677
01:22:31.060 --> 01:22:33.883
and what they did this year, keeping it all together.
2678
01:22:33.883 --> 01:22:36.714
Carson Wentz, I said this last week, but I'll repeat it.
2679
01:22:36.714 --> 01:22:39.760
Anyone who's been there and been
2680
01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:43.040
a true blue Carson Wentz guy, you deserve the victory lap
2681
01:22:43.040 --> 01:22:46.540
for this season because he threw for 4,000 yards
2682
01:22:46.540 --> 01:22:47.860
to absolutely no one.
2683
01:22:47.860 --> 01:22:49.810
He played 16 games, which everyone
2684
01:22:49.810 --> 01:22:50.960
was talking 'bout the health.
2685
01:22:50.960 --> 01:22:54.120
He wins in the NFC East with a bunch
2686
01:22:54.120 --> 01:22:57.279
of band-aids and gauze and credit for them.
2687
01:22:57.279 --> 01:22:58.287
He beat Dak, too.
2688
01:22:58.287 --> 01:22:59.691
He beat Dak.
He beat Dak.
2689
01:22:59.691 --> 01:23:00.996
So that's the big thing is now he's got one up on him.
2690
01:23:00.996 --> 01:23:02.462
4,000 yards passing, first time in Eagles history,
2691
01:23:02.462 --> 01:23:04.810
again the Bears are the only team that hasn't done that.
2692
01:23:04.810 --> 01:23:06.600
At one point today there was a line
2693
01:23:06.600 --> 01:23:08.920
to get into the blue medical tent on the sidelines.
2694
01:23:08.920 --> 01:23:10.089
Yes, yes.
2695
01:23:10.089 --> 01:23:11.173
That's how bad it was.
2696
01:23:11.173 --> 01:23:12.006
That's how bad the injuries were.
2697
01:23:12.006 --> 01:23:13.557
They were like waiting in line to see a doctor.
2698
01:23:13.557 --> 01:23:14.460
It's comical.
2699
01:23:14.460 --> 01:23:15.940
Yeah, it's not funny but it is funny
2700
01:23:15.940 --> 01:23:18.456
the fact that every single Eagles player gets hurt.
2701
01:23:18.456 --> 01:23:20.070
It's crazy.
2702
01:23:20.070 --> 01:23:23.040
So I don't really give 'em that much,
2703
01:23:23.040 --> 01:23:25.940
although we talked about it going west to east
2704
01:23:25.940 --> 01:23:28.520
for the Seahawks, but credit to them
2705
01:23:28.520 --> 01:23:31.490
because they somehow won the NFC East
2706
01:23:31.490 --> 01:23:34.028
in a season that, you know how there's never moral victories
2707
01:23:34.028 --> 01:23:38.010
if your season ends on a loss and you're gonna maybe lose
2708
01:23:38.010 --> 01:23:39.223
in the wild card round?
2709
01:23:40.406 --> 01:23:42.120
I think if you're an Eagles fan and you watched this season,
2710
01:23:42.120 --> 01:23:45.440
you're okay, and this is obviously because of the Super Bowl
2711
01:23:45.440 --> 01:23:47.552
a couple years ago, but you're okay
2712
01:23:47.552 --> 01:23:49.490
with how this season went even if you lose on Sunday.
2713
01:23:49.490 --> 01:23:51.530
I'm very much looking forward to the off season takes
2714
01:23:51.530 --> 01:23:54.330
when the Eagles don't fire their medical staff
2715
01:23:54.330 --> 01:23:56.410
for all the Eagles fans to be like, "What are we doing?"
2716
01:23:56.410 --> 01:23:58.260
because they're gonna keep the staff around,
2717
01:23:58.260 --> 01:23:59.810
I think it's like, it's injury luck.
2718
01:23:59.810 --> 01:24:01.290
Sometimes just shit happens.
2719
01:24:01.290 --> 01:24:03.569
Doug Pederson might have played himself
2720
01:24:03.569 --> 01:24:04.402
into an eight and eight contract extension.
2721
01:24:04.402 --> 01:24:05.810
I don't know if they extended, they probably extended him
2722
01:24:05.810 --> 01:24:07.854
after the Super Bowl, but.
2723
01:24:07.854 --> 01:24:08.730
Yeah, somebody do the math on this
2724
01:24:09.816 --> 01:24:11.128
where you look at all the percentages of times
2725
01:24:11.128 --> 01:24:14.220
that Doug Pederson goes for it on fourth down
2726
01:24:14.220 --> 01:24:17.610
and see how many extra plays his offensive players
2727
01:24:17.610 --> 01:24:19.860
have had to run over the last couple years
2728
01:24:19.860 --> 01:24:22.351
and maybe that's all the wear and tear on 'em.
2729
01:24:22.351 --> 01:24:24.268
They need to do more load management by punting.
2730
01:24:24.268 --> 01:24:25.990
This is like the Tom Thibodeau
2731
01:24:25.990 --> 01:24:27.190
when he would play the starter,
2732
01:24:27.190 --> 01:24:29.120
he'd play Joakim Noah like 44 minutes
2733
01:24:29.120 --> 01:24:30.120
in the middle of February.
2734
01:24:30.120 --> 01:24:30.953
Yeah.
2735
01:24:31.814 --> 01:24:34.294
And then they'd just all break down.
2736
01:24:34.294 --> 01:24:35.301
You're like, yeah that actually,
2737
01:24:35.301 --> 01:24:36.307
maybe you shouldn't do that.
2738
01:24:36.307 --> 01:24:37.293
The math nerds didn't figure that one out
2739
01:24:37.293 --> 01:24:38.808
when they're looking at their win probability.
2740
01:24:38.808 --> 01:24:40.541
Yeah, the Giants.
2741
01:24:40.541 --> 01:24:42.295
I don't know, T.J., T.J.'s your guy.
2742
01:24:42.295 --> 01:24:43.210
He fumbles so much.
2743
01:24:43.210 --> 01:24:45.127
Skip Bayless is calling him Danny Pennies
2744
01:24:45.127 --> 01:24:47.149
instead of Danny Dimes, so kings stay kings.
2745
01:24:47.149 --> 01:24:50.390
I really wish they'd let Eli in for that last drive.
2746
01:24:50.390 --> 01:24:52.770
Eli and the rain, he looks so sad.
2747
01:24:52.770 --> 01:24:54.000
So sad.
2748
01:24:54.000 --> 01:24:55.870
I just want his wife to go down on the sidelines
2749
01:24:55.870 --> 01:24:58.388
and smooch him like in "The Notebook."
2750
01:24:58.388 --> 01:24:59.765
Yeah.
2751
01:24:59.765 --> 01:25:00.598
Just make out with him, like straight up tongue kissing.
2752
01:25:00.598 --> 01:25:02.930
He's entering his second adolescence.
2753
01:25:02.930 --> 01:25:04.660
He was playing flip cup earlier this week.
2754
01:25:04.660 --> 01:25:05.907
Yes.
2755
01:25:05.907 --> 01:25:07.140
I wanna see him doing a sloppy make out
2756
01:25:07.140 --> 01:25:09.269
with maybe a Ludacris song, the Usher "Yeah" song
2757
01:25:09.269 --> 01:25:13.190
playing in the background like it's a basement dance party
2758
01:25:13.190 --> 01:25:14.023
back in 2003.
2759
01:25:15.071 --> 01:25:16.384
♪ To the windows, to the wall! ♪
2760
01:25:16.384 --> 01:25:18.283
Yeah, play some Ying Yang twins.
2761
01:25:18.283 --> 01:25:19.289
♪ So the sweat drips off my balls ♪
2762
01:25:19.289 --> 01:25:20.292
Just show Eli Manning
2763
01:25:20.292 --> 01:25:21.828
dry humping on the sideline.
♪ All these bitches crawl ♪
2764
01:25:21.828 --> 01:25:22.910
Yeah, it's sweaty as hell.
2765
01:25:22.910 --> 01:25:24.420
Yeah, shirt untucked.
2766
01:25:24.420 --> 01:25:26.840
So everyone should read this article.
2767
01:25:26.840 --> 01:25:29.620
I think it was in ESPN, Ian O'Connor I think wrote about it.
2768
01:25:29.620 --> 01:25:33.840
He did like a thing about Eli and Eli is one of those guys
2769
01:25:33.840 --> 01:25:36.690
who I don't think anyone will ever fully appreciate it
2770
01:25:36.690 --> 01:25:40.530
because, appreciate him outside of Giants fans.
2771
01:25:40.530 --> 01:25:43.250
Reading it, he's just a fucking awesome guy.
2772
01:25:43.250 --> 01:25:47.430
And I hate the Mannings, but Eli, you know
2773
01:25:47.430 --> 01:25:50.040
there was an anecdote that every single away game
2774
01:25:50.937 --> 01:25:55.020
he had someone in the building get him a 12-pack
2775
01:25:55.020 --> 01:25:56.560
that he could share with his offensive line
2776
01:25:56.560 --> 01:25:57.840
on the bus ride to the plane.
2777
01:25:57.840 --> 01:25:59.504
Yeah.
2778
01:25:59.504 --> 01:26:00.710
He didn't--
2779
01:26:00.710 --> 01:26:01.974
He's a white-collar Wade Boggs.
2780
01:26:01.974 --> 01:26:03.367
Yeah he literally did not.
2781
01:26:03.367 --> 01:26:04.950
Yeah, exactly, just one or two.
2782
01:26:04.950 --> 01:26:06.641
Responsible drinking.
2783
01:26:06.641 --> 01:26:09.440
He doesn't read the press to the point,
2784
01:26:09.440 --> 01:26:11.190
and everyone always, like oh the pro athletes are like,
2785
01:26:11.190 --> 01:26:12.610
"Oh yeah, I don't read the press."
2786
01:26:12.610 --> 01:26:15.390
He didn't read the press to the point that his dad Archie
2787
01:26:15.390 --> 01:26:19.415
had to tell him when he had issues in the locker room.
2788
01:26:19.415 --> 01:26:20.418
He had to be like,
2789
01:26:20.418 --> 01:26:22.780
"Hey Eli, Odell said this, maybe heads up."
2790
01:26:22.780 --> 01:26:25.140
That's how aloof, not aloof, but like.
2791
01:26:25.140 --> 01:26:26.709
Kind of aloof.
2792
01:26:26.709 --> 01:26:27.693
Yeah, kind of.
2793
01:26:27.693 --> 01:26:28.526
But in a good way, in an endearing way,
2794
01:26:28.526 --> 01:26:32.500
so I'm gonna miss Eli and he deserves credit
2795
01:26:32.500 --> 01:26:35.100
for having a hilarious career
2796
01:26:35.100 --> 01:26:38.820
where he was remarkably average and then reached points
2797
01:26:38.820 --> 01:26:42.760
of just insane heights at two different levels.
2798
01:26:42.760 --> 01:26:44.600
He always did seem like a good guy.
2799
01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:47.760
One thing I wanna address directly to the people
2800
01:26:47.760 --> 01:26:49.053
at the Red Zone channel,
2801
01:26:50.090 --> 01:26:51.860
more specifically Andrew Siciliano.
2802
01:26:51.860 --> 01:26:54.600
Don't tell me when something is about to become a meme,
2803
01:26:54.600 --> 01:26:55.433
during a show.
2804
01:26:55.433 --> 01:26:57.071
Yeah.
2805
01:26:57.071 --> 01:26:58.130
He did a cut in to Eli Manning today,
2806
01:26:58.130 --> 01:26:59.030
where he was like,
2807
01:26:59.956 --> 01:27:01.290
"And it looks, folks this is gonna be a meme."
2808
01:27:01.290 --> 01:27:02.680
And it was just a shot of Eli
2809
01:27:02.680 --> 01:27:04.920
on the sideline getting rained on.
2810
01:27:04.920 --> 01:27:06.580
He wasn't even making the Manning face.
2811
01:27:06.580 --> 01:27:08.870
They need to, the Red Zone,
2812
01:27:08.870 --> 01:27:10.750
both Siciliano and Scott Hanson.
2813
01:27:10.750 --> 01:27:12.140
Which, who I love by the way.
2814
01:27:12.140 --> 01:27:13.043
I love you guys.
2815
01:27:13.967 --> 01:27:16.715
I, they need to take gambling training.
2816
01:27:16.715 --> 01:27:17.650
Yep, spread zone.
2817
01:27:17.650 --> 01:27:22.010
Because even in week 17, they were fucking up so bad.
2818
01:27:22.010 --> 01:27:24.950
I didn't even see the end of the Broncos-Raiders game
2819
01:27:24.950 --> 01:27:27.060
when the Raiders were driving to score.
2820
01:27:27.060 --> 01:27:29.710
The Bears-Vikings game, the Bears were minus three
2821
01:27:29.710 --> 01:27:33.219
and they had first and goal on the eight, down two.
2822
01:27:33.219 --> 01:27:35.500
Like if they score there they cover the spread.
2823
01:27:35.500 --> 01:27:39.026
So it was just, someone has to teach them.
2824
01:27:39.026 --> 01:27:41.217
I'm sick of them talking about, especially in week 17,
2825
01:27:41.217 --> 01:27:42.290
no one has fantasy.
2826
01:27:42.290 --> 01:27:44.330
Why don't you be the change you want to see in the world.
2827
01:27:44.330 --> 01:27:48.040
And write a, I'll write like a whole handbook form.
2828
01:27:48.040 --> 01:27:50.530
A handbook, I was gonna say just tweet at 'em.
2829
01:27:50.530 --> 01:27:52.350
Yeah, no I have and--
2830
01:27:52.350 --> 01:27:53.650
As it's happening.
2831
01:27:54.756 --> 01:27:55.761
Maybe we'll have 'em on again
2832
01:27:55.761 --> 01:27:56.594
and just yell at them.
We'll educate them.
2833
01:27:56.594 --> 01:27:58.740
We'll put them through gambling training camp.
2834
01:27:58.740 --> 01:28:00.250
Yeah I shoulda, next year
2835
01:28:01.122 --> 01:28:03.640
I'll record every single, I should've, damn it.
2836
01:28:03.640 --> 01:28:05.403
Record all the times they fucked up?
2837
01:28:05.403 --> 01:28:07.506
And make 'em watch the video.
No just,
2838
01:28:07.506 --> 01:28:08.964
imagine recording all the red zones
2839
01:28:08.964 --> 01:28:11.505
just to play it, late at night, in you know, April.
2840
01:28:11.505 --> 01:28:13.463
Yeah, well.
2841
01:28:14.549 --> 01:28:15.673
Fuck, I wish I had done that.
2842
01:28:16.942 --> 01:28:18.071
Like you just pull up week 12, you're like,
2843
01:28:18.071 --> 01:28:18.904
"Yeah, I'm just gonna do
2844
01:28:20.001 --> 01:28:21.004
the witching hour from week 12 again."
2845
01:28:21.004 --> 01:28:22.728
The worst part about being a broadcaster
2846
01:28:22.728 --> 01:28:23.561
on the Red Zone channel is you don't ever get to watch
2847
01:28:23.561 --> 01:28:24.878
the Red Zone.
2848
01:28:24.878 --> 01:28:25.882
Yeah.
2849
01:28:25.882 --> 01:28:26.884
So you don't get to see what it's like
2850
01:28:26.884 --> 01:28:27.886
on the other side of the screen.
2851
01:28:27.886 --> 01:28:29.153
They need to watch tape.
2852
01:28:29.153 --> 01:28:30.360
They need to go back every week like Matt Nagy,
2853
01:28:30.360 --> 01:28:32.620
spend two days reviewing their performance.
2854
01:28:32.620 --> 01:28:33.720
Get into time travel.
2855
01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:35.950
All right, Colts-Jaguars.
2856
01:28:35.950 --> 01:28:36.920
We're wrapping up here.
2857
01:28:36.920 --> 01:28:39.473
It's American Ninja Warrior portion of the evening.
2858
01:28:39.473 --> 01:28:40.810
It is, things are starting to get weird.
2859
01:28:40.810 --> 01:28:43.160
Doug Marrone may be fired, could be fired,
2860
01:28:43.160 --> 01:28:44.740
is fired, not fired.
2861
01:28:44.740 --> 01:28:46.033
Schrodinger's coach.
2862
01:28:46.881 --> 01:28:47.898
I don't know, they might've saved the job.
2863
01:28:47.898 --> 01:28:50.010
Yeah, they were feisty.
2864
01:28:50.010 --> 01:28:52.930
Yeah and I honestly, the Colts.
2865
01:28:52.930 --> 01:28:54.270
The only thing I could say for the Colts
2866
01:28:54.270 --> 01:28:56.410
is someone needs to start the rumor
2867
01:28:56.410 --> 01:28:58.415
that Andrew Lock's coming back
2868
01:28:58.415 --> 01:29:00.450
because what we thought the Colts were
2869
01:29:01.863 --> 01:29:03.505
when we were like, "Oh man, can you believe the Colts
2870
01:29:03.505 --> 01:29:05.481
holding it all together?"
2871
01:29:05.481 --> 01:29:06.487
That did not pan out.
2872
01:29:06.487 --> 01:29:07.828
They did not hold it together, no.
2873
01:29:07.828 --> 01:29:08.670
I think that the Jaguars are gonna clean house.
2874
01:29:08.670 --> 01:29:09.850
I think everyone's gonna be gone.
2875
01:29:09.850 --> 01:29:13.270
Because they fired Coughlin two weeks ahead of schedule.
2876
01:29:13.270 --> 01:29:17.130
They, I get the feeling that they wanna start over all anew.
2877
01:29:17.130 --> 01:29:20.470
Here's the only think I'll, Doug Marrone strikes me
2878
01:29:20.470 --> 01:29:25.470
as the type of guy who can get in Shad Khan's office
2879
01:29:26.740 --> 01:29:29.180
and have an emotional meeting and save his job.
2880
01:29:29.180 --> 01:29:30.480
He is that type of guy.
2881
01:29:30.480 --> 01:29:32.360
I wouldn't say emotional, he's from the Bronx.
2882
01:29:32.360 --> 01:29:33.610
I think he could intimidate him.
2883
01:29:33.610 --> 01:29:35.780
No but he, Doug Marrone's got a little,
2884
01:29:35.780 --> 01:29:39.120
listen, he's a huge Billy Joel guy.
2885
01:29:39.120 --> 01:29:42.720
He's got a little Italian restaurant in him.
2886
01:29:42.720 --> 01:29:45.310
He's got a little romantic side of him.
2887
01:29:45.310 --> 01:29:48.010
He can get in there, he's gonna woo Shad Khan.
2888
01:29:48.010 --> 01:29:49.550
Can't you just see that report, like
2889
01:29:49.550 --> 01:29:51.820
after an emotional eight hour,
2890
01:29:51.820 --> 01:29:54.714
like Doug Marrone will bring some sandwiches,
2891
01:29:54.714 --> 01:29:56.211
he'll sit there and he--
2892
01:29:56.211 --> 01:29:57.215
Way too many sandwiches.
2893
01:29:57.215 --> 01:29:58.646
He will fight for his job until Shad Khan's like,
2894
01:29:58.646 --> 01:30:00.287
"You know what, I have to go to my yacht
2895
01:30:00.287 --> 01:30:01.513
"in the Mediterranean.
2896
01:30:02.395 --> 01:30:03.420
"You know what, you just keep your job, that's fine."
2897
01:30:03.420 --> 01:30:05.870
I could see Doug Marrone walking in there,
2898
01:30:05.870 --> 01:30:08.080
pinstripe suit, double-breasted, obviously.
2899
01:30:08.080 --> 01:30:09.340
Tommy gun.
2900
01:30:09.340 --> 01:30:13.070
Got like a violin case, but it's actually a violin
2901
01:30:13.070 --> 01:30:14.247
inside of it.
2902
01:30:14.247 --> 01:30:16.430
No, it's actually just a fucking huge party sub.
2903
01:30:16.430 --> 01:30:19.887
Yeah, inside his violin case and he sits down and he goes,
2904
01:30:19.887 --> 01:30:21.907
"Eh it's a, you own Fulham?
2905
01:30:21.907 --> 01:30:22.857
"You own Fulham FC?
2906
01:30:23.833 --> 01:30:25.357
"That's a nice football team, be a,
2907
01:30:25.357 --> 01:30:26.287
"Nice soccer team, be a shame if something happened to it."
2908
01:30:26.287 --> 01:30:28.767
"Yeah, wouldn't want, you know, something to happen,
2909
01:30:28.767 --> 01:30:30.754
"you know, someone to, your striker just trips and falls."
2910
01:30:30.754 --> 01:30:32.947
"Be a real shame."
2911
01:30:32.947 --> 01:30:33.937
"Hurts his knee."
2912
01:30:34.851 --> 01:30:35.856
"Things happen."
2913
01:30:35.856 --> 01:30:36.750
"Real shame, someone takes a little air out of the ball."
2914
01:30:36.750 --> 01:30:38.113
He's like, "I don't know if you know this about me,
2915
01:30:38.113 --> 01:30:40.042
"but I paint houses."
2916
01:30:40.042 --> 01:30:41.190
(Big Cat laughs)
2917
01:30:41.190 --> 01:30:42.270
Doug Marrone keep your job, dude.
2918
01:30:42.270 --> 01:30:43.850
He also, he's a big Shakespeare guy.
2919
01:30:43.850 --> 01:30:45.331
Yeah.
2920
01:30:45.331 --> 01:30:46.546
So he could go in and start just doing soliloquys
2921
01:30:46.546 --> 01:30:49.663
from, and monologues from "Othello" off the top of his head.
2922
01:30:49.663 --> 01:30:51.870
Yeah, I just have a feeling,
2923
01:30:51.870 --> 01:30:54.560
if you, gun to my head I'd say he's probably fired,
2924
01:30:54.560 --> 01:30:56.880
but Doug Marrone does strike me, he's a fighter.
2925
01:30:56.880 --> 01:30:59.510
He strikes me as that guy who will get in a room
2926
01:30:59.510 --> 01:31:01.410
and he will fight for his job
2927
01:31:01.410 --> 01:31:03.530
and there'll be some crying and some laughing
2928
01:31:03.530 --> 01:31:05.430
and it will just be a whirlwind and then boom,
2929
01:31:05.430 --> 01:31:07.650
he keeps his job and then if the Jaguars start
2930
01:31:07.650 --> 01:31:10.150
like one and three, he'll get fired in week five.
2931
01:31:10.150 --> 01:31:11.771
Well here's the question.
2932
01:31:11.771 --> 01:31:13.479
If Doug Marrone was fired,
2933
01:31:13.479 --> 01:31:14.312
would another team hire him, immediately?
2934
01:31:14.312 --> 01:31:15.860
For a job, yes.
2935
01:31:15.860 --> 01:31:17.610
Maybe not a head coaching job.
2936
01:31:17.610 --> 01:31:18.640
He could be a coordinator.
2937
01:31:18.640 --> 01:31:20.880
Yeah, I think he'd have that one-year period
2938
01:31:20.880 --> 01:31:22.547
and then maybe get another one.
2939
01:31:22.547 --> 01:31:23.950
Right, so there's a guy like Ron Rivera
2940
01:31:23.950 --> 01:31:26.330
who's gonna get another head coaching job immediately.
2941
01:31:26.330 --> 01:31:28.143
Correct, maybe the Redskins.
2942
01:31:28.143 --> 01:31:29.150
Maybe the Redskins.
2943
01:31:29.150 --> 01:31:29.983
Hopefully for you, so it's not Marvin Lewis.
2944
01:31:29.983 --> 01:31:31.667
That's what I'm hearing is that it's the,
2945
01:31:31.667 --> 01:31:34.617
I'm tracking, Dan Snyder is playing.
2946
01:31:34.617 --> 01:31:35.450
You or Leroy?
2947
01:31:35.450 --> 01:31:36.789
I am working with,
2948
01:31:36.789 --> 01:31:39.410
in conjunction with my dog.
In conjunction with Leroy.
2949
01:31:39.410 --> 01:31:42.597
Tracking jets and I've got Dan Snyder's,
2950
01:31:42.597 --> 01:31:43.780
he's got a block tail number.
2951
01:31:43.780 --> 01:31:45.420
I'm able to track his jet.
2952
01:31:45.420 --> 01:31:47.005
Okay, good.
2953
01:31:47.005 --> 01:31:48.000
So I'm all over it.
2954
01:31:48.000 --> 01:31:48.833
Here's what I can report on Dan Snyder's plane activity.
2955
01:31:48.833 --> 01:31:50.710
He has been going back and forth
2956
01:31:50.710 --> 01:31:52.340
from Charlotte, North Carolina
2957
01:31:53.513 --> 01:31:54.730
to the Bahamas, which is where
2958
01:31:54.730 --> 01:31:56.670
he interviews coaches.
The Bahamas Bowl was, oh.
2959
01:31:56.670 --> 01:31:58.590
No, he interviews coaches,
2960
01:31:58.590 --> 01:32:01.912
that's where he took Mike Shanahan like 10 years ago
2961
01:32:01.912 --> 01:32:03.560
and they both got drunk off Crown Royal
2962
01:32:03.560 --> 01:32:06.390
and he convinced Mike Shanahan while under the influence
2963
01:32:06.390 --> 01:32:07.650
of alcohol to be his head coach.
2964
01:32:07.650 --> 01:32:08.520
Okay.
2965
01:32:08.520 --> 01:32:12.350
So he's been taking a jet from Charlotte to the Bahamas.
2966
01:32:12.350 --> 01:32:14.000
I'm sure that they've talked to Ron Rivera,
2967
01:32:14.000 --> 01:32:16.314
I'm sure that Ron Rivera was on one of those flights.
2968
01:32:16.314 --> 01:32:18.920
I think Ron Rivers is gonna be the next head coach
2969
01:32:18.920 --> 01:32:19.753
of the R-words.
2970
01:32:19.753 --> 01:32:21.476
Okay, okay.
2971
01:32:21.476 --> 01:32:23.002
And I think they're gonna get an actual GM, so--
2972
01:32:23.002 --> 01:32:24.040
Nice!
2973
01:32:24.040 --> 01:32:26.788
We're not gonna be doing as much winning off the field
2974
01:32:26.788 --> 01:32:28.870
now that Bruce Allen's gone, but hopefully we'll get one
2975
01:32:28.870 --> 01:32:30.530
that knows what they're doing on it.
2976
01:32:30.530 --> 01:32:31.822
I like it, I like it.
2977
01:32:31.822 --> 01:32:33.283
All looking up, all right.
2978
01:32:33.283 --> 01:32:35.183
You know what I'm just doing to myself right now?
2979
01:32:35.183 --> 01:32:36.187
Yeah.
2980
01:32:36.187 --> 01:32:37.565
It just dawned on me, like I was talking about
2981
01:32:37.565 --> 01:32:38.398
the Detroit Lions fans earlier
2982
01:32:38.398 --> 01:32:39.700
after they convinced themselves
2983
01:32:39.700 --> 01:32:41.020
that they won't get hurt again
2984
01:32:41.020 --> 01:32:43.060
and they finally see that little bit of daylight.
2985
01:32:43.060 --> 01:32:44.650
I'm seeing a little bit of daylight right now
2986
01:32:44.650 --> 01:32:45.900
and I'm just gonna get smashed.
2987
01:32:45.900 --> 01:32:47.508
Listen.
2988
01:32:47.508 --> 01:32:49.040
I'm gonna get my dick shut in a revolving door.
2989
01:32:49.040 --> 01:32:50.180
I've been in the revolving door,
2990
01:32:50.180 --> 01:32:51.940
I mean I'm not this year, but I've been
2991
01:32:51.940 --> 01:32:53.900
in the revolving door the last few years.
2992
01:32:53.900 --> 01:32:55.507
Getting a new coach is the most exciting thing
2993
01:32:55.507 --> 01:32:57.420
you can do if your franchise stinks.
2994
01:32:57.420 --> 01:32:58.670
It really is, it's a new,
2995
01:32:58.670 --> 01:33:01.410
you can sell yourself for at least two months
2996
01:33:01.410 --> 01:33:03.300
that things will be different this time around.
2997
01:33:03.300 --> 01:33:06.780
I could also see Dan Snyder trying to not miss out
2998
01:33:06.780 --> 01:33:09.080
on the next Kyle Shanahan or Todd McVay
2999
01:33:09.080 --> 01:33:11.384
or Matt LaFleur that they had on their staff
3000
01:33:11.384 --> 01:33:13.855
and just promoting their assistant,
3001
01:33:13.855 --> 01:33:15.530
I think he's their offensive coordinator,
3002
01:33:15.530 --> 01:33:17.963
he's a young guy, to just being the new head coach.
3003
01:33:17.963 --> 01:33:19.478
Love it.
3004
01:33:19.478 --> 01:33:20.900
And just going after that.
3005
01:33:20.900 --> 01:33:21.907
Yeah.
3006
01:33:21.907 --> 01:33:22.913
Just chasing a three-year-old dream.
3007
01:33:22.913 --> 01:33:23.965
I like that.
3008
01:33:23.965 --> 01:33:25.437
All right, Steelers-Ravens, we're wrapping up.
3009
01:33:25.437 --> 01:33:26.945
Steelers-Ravens, Ravens are awesome.
3010
01:33:26.945 --> 01:33:29.362
14 and two, by far the odds on favor to win the Super Bowl.
3011
01:33:29.362 --> 01:33:32.300
I don't really know, I wouldn't bet against them,
3012
01:33:32.300 --> 01:33:34.240
if I had to, would you take?
3013
01:33:34.240 --> 01:33:36.055
Nope, they're my team.
3014
01:33:36.055 --> 01:33:37.173
Wait, would you take Ravens versus the field?
3015
01:33:39.500 --> 01:33:40.333
No.
3016
01:33:40.333 --> 01:33:41.208
Okay.
3017
01:33:41.208 --> 01:33:42.041
No.
3018
01:33:42.041 --> 01:33:42.874
I don't think I'd do that, but I would take--
3019
01:33:42.874 --> 01:33:43.707
Because the Chiefs could beat 'em.
3020
01:33:43.707 --> 01:33:46.820
Yeah, and the 49ers, but the Ravens are by far
3021
01:33:46.820 --> 01:33:49.070
the best team in the NFL right now
3022
01:33:49.070 --> 01:33:51.300
and the team that seems like they have the fewest holes.
3023
01:33:51.300 --> 01:33:52.930
Yeah, so the Chiefs could beat 'em in the AFC.
3024
01:33:52.930 --> 01:33:57.057
In the NFC, there are a couple teams that I think,
3025
01:33:57.057 --> 01:33:58.459
I think the Saints could beat 'em,
3026
01:33:58.459 --> 01:33:59.410
and I think that the 49ers could beat 'em.
3027
01:33:59.410 --> 01:34:00.972
Okay.
3028
01:34:00.972 --> 01:34:01.970
So I would not take them against the field,
3029
01:34:01.970 --> 01:34:05.240
but this was also we'd be remiss not to mention
3030
01:34:05.240 --> 01:34:08.825
the RGIII Matt Flynn game, so he got himself,
3031
01:34:08.825 --> 01:34:12.080
Robert Griffin playing for four quarters
3032
01:34:12.080 --> 01:34:13.680
and not getting a knee injury.
3033
01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:15.181
Huge.
3034
01:34:15.181 --> 01:34:17.083
Is his equivalent of throwing six touchdowns in week 17.
3035
01:34:17.083 --> 01:34:18.283
See, I can do it.
3036
01:34:19.147 --> 01:34:20.150
Yeah, so RGIII congratulations.
3037
01:34:20.150 --> 01:34:21.350
I'm not made of glass.
3038
01:34:22.488 --> 01:34:25.148
Maybe you earned yourself a contract.
3039
01:34:25.148 --> 01:34:25.981
For Steelers fans, we had the Christmas Day tweet
3040
01:34:25.981 --> 01:34:28.430
from Big Ben who has blocked everyone
3041
01:34:28.430 --> 01:34:30.740
and it's always funny because I don't,
3042
01:34:30.740 --> 01:34:33.220
I'm not, I don't like to take ownership over things,
3043
01:34:33.220 --> 01:34:36.020
but it feels like that's been stolen from us.
3044
01:34:36.020 --> 01:34:37.500
The block by Big Ben thing.
3045
01:34:37.500 --> 01:34:38.573
Well, yeah it's--
3046
01:34:39.491 --> 01:34:40.504
'Cause we were on it like five years ago.
3047
01:34:40.504 --> 01:34:42.078
When it started out, there were
3048
01:34:42.078 --> 01:34:44.570
I think Florio said that what was going on was
3049
01:34:44.570 --> 01:34:46.500
that everybody that followed me on Twitter
3050
01:34:46.500 --> 01:34:47.550
was blocked by Big Ben.
3051
01:34:47.550 --> 01:34:48.939
Yeah.
3052
01:34:48.939 --> 01:34:49.772
And then it it kinda spread from there
3053
01:34:49.772 --> 01:34:51.350
and we've been talking about it for a long time.
3054
01:34:51.350 --> 01:34:52.801
Long time.
3055
01:34:52.801 --> 01:34:54.510
Now it's like every time he tweets something out,
3056
01:34:54.510 --> 01:34:55.797
it's like, "Wow can you believe
3057
01:34:55.797 --> 01:34:57.177
"that we're blocked by Big Ben too?
3058
01:34:57.177 --> 01:34:58.430
"What did I ever say?"
3059
01:34:58.430 --> 01:35:00.360
Whatever, it's been stolen from us but we don't care.
3060
01:35:00.360 --> 01:35:04.160
But either way, I went on private mode to look at
3061
01:35:04.160 --> 01:35:05.130
what he tweeted.
3062
01:35:05.130 --> 01:35:06.876
He tweeted a hilarious picture that,
3063
01:35:06.876 --> 01:35:10.068
you know you can do that.
3064
01:35:10.068 --> 01:35:11.605
That's the move is just to check up on Big Ben.
3065
01:35:11.605 --> 01:35:12.490
Yep.
3066
01:35:12.490 --> 01:35:13.950
He tweeted a hilarious picture of his family
3067
01:35:13.950 --> 01:35:16.200
where his face was looking larger than ever
3068
01:35:16.200 --> 01:35:19.420
and then a note: "P.S."
3069
01:35:19.420 --> 01:35:20.937
He did a P.S. to a picture.
3070
01:35:20.937 --> 01:35:23.277
"P.S. contrary to recent reports out there
3071
01:35:23.277 --> 01:35:25.517
"about my football future and my uncertainty
3072
01:35:25.517 --> 01:35:27.477
"about playing again, I am working hard
3073
01:35:27.477 --> 01:35:30.290
"and more determined than ever to come back stronger
3074
01:35:31.415 --> 01:35:33.003
"and better than ever next year."
3075
01:35:33.003 --> 01:35:34.442
So there it is.
3076
01:35:34.442 --> 01:35:35.275
Steelers fans, you're okay.
3077
01:35:35.275 --> 01:35:36.944
Big Ben will be back.
3078
01:35:36.944 --> 01:35:37.958
He will be back.
3079
01:35:37.958 --> 01:35:38.870
And you know what, if you're Big Ben,
3080
01:35:38.870 --> 01:35:40.800
you saw that defense, the way they played.
3081
01:35:40.800 --> 01:35:42.532
You wanna be back because if you just play average football,
3082
01:35:42.532 --> 01:35:47.486
the Steelers win 10 games this year and are in the playoffs.
3083
01:35:47.486 --> 01:35:49.870
Do you think that Big Ben's game would be hurt at all
3084
01:35:49.870 --> 01:35:53.070
if he came back at 315 pounds and played?
3085
01:35:53.070 --> 01:35:54.190
I don't think that it would.
3086
01:35:54.190 --> 01:35:56.020
He could maybe then break the record
3087
01:35:56.020 --> 01:35:57.610
for longest touchdown if they ran
3088
01:35:57.610 --> 01:35:59.406
like a little Philly special.
3089
01:35:59.406 --> 01:36:01.264
Yeah, that's--
3090
01:36:01.264 --> 01:36:02.338
From like the 40?
3091
01:36:02.338 --> 01:36:03.508
Yeah, he could do that.
3092
01:36:03.508 --> 01:36:04.600
I was just gonna say, the longest touchdown time wise
3093
01:36:04.600 --> 01:36:06.490
because he could just sit back in the pocket
3094
01:36:06.490 --> 01:36:09.130
for 10 seconds and have the entire team hanging off him.
3095
01:36:09.130 --> 01:36:10.710
I don't think so.
3096
01:36:10.710 --> 01:36:12.250
No, I think if he could do yoga,
3097
01:36:12.250 --> 01:36:15.271
if he was 300 plus and yoga, so he had the flexibility
3098
01:36:15.271 --> 01:36:17.970
of a Sumo wrestler, I actually think he'd be fine.
3099
01:36:17.970 --> 01:36:21.300
Yeah, his game is basically drop back in the pocket,
3100
01:36:21.300 --> 01:36:23.530
stumble around clumsily for a couple seconds,
3101
01:36:23.530 --> 01:36:25.530
have one player hanging on your shoulder
3102
01:36:26.373 --> 01:36:27.973
and then throw a deep bomb.
3103
01:36:27.973 --> 01:36:29.940
And then what we could have is the offensive line
3104
01:36:29.940 --> 01:36:31.620
carry him down the field like Byron Leftwich
3105
01:36:31.620 --> 01:36:33.450
except he doesn't have an injury, he's just fat.
3106
01:36:33.450 --> 01:36:34.650
Just every play.
3107
01:36:35.670 --> 01:36:36.826
Yeah, yeah, just like,
3108
01:36:36.826 --> 01:36:37.872
"Hey, we gotta get Big Ben down there."
3109
01:36:37.872 --> 01:36:40.769
All right, wrapping up, last game and then we'll do a little
3110
01:36:40.769 --> 01:36:42.481
College Football Playoffs and send you on your way.
3111
01:36:42.481 --> 01:36:43.958
Titans-Texans.
3112
01:36:43.958 --> 01:36:46.224
I'm happy that we're a Derrick Henry podcast.
3113
01:36:46.224 --> 01:36:49.090
211 yards, three touchdowns.
3114
01:36:49.090 --> 01:36:51.360
Tractorcity, Derrick Henry's season.
3115
01:36:51.360 --> 01:36:52.500
What a fucking beast.
3116
01:36:52.500 --> 01:36:54.510
Rushing record, rushing,
3117
01:36:54.510 --> 01:36:57.080
that sucks, by the way, that the rushing title
3118
01:36:57.080 --> 01:36:58.670
used to feel like something.
3119
01:36:58.670 --> 01:37:01.104
Remember when we were kids, it was like,
3120
01:37:01.104 --> 01:37:02.854
"Who's gonna win the rushing title?"
3121
01:37:02.854 --> 01:37:04.517
Well, ever since running back by committee
3122
01:37:04.517 --> 01:37:05.521
started happening.
3123
01:37:05.521 --> 01:37:06.524
I know.
3124
01:37:06.524 --> 01:37:07.528
You don't get the high numbers,
3125
01:37:07.528 --> 01:37:08.526
you don't get 19 hundred, 2,000 yards.
3126
01:37:08.526 --> 01:37:09.517
It sucks.
3127
01:37:09.517 --> 01:37:10.521
How many yards did he end up with?
3128
01:37:10.521 --> 01:37:11.516
I don't know, like 16 or something.
3129
01:37:11.516 --> 01:37:12.521
16.
3130
01:37:12.521 --> 01:37:13.354
Yeah somewhere around there, 16 hundred or something.
3131
01:37:13.354 --> 01:37:14.300
But they were hard yards.
3132
01:37:14.300 --> 01:37:15.933
Hard yards.
3133
01:37:15.933 --> 01:37:16.975
Hard yards.
3134
01:37:16.975 --> 01:37:18.245
He finishes runs, that's what I like.
3135
01:37:18.245 --> 01:37:19.078
Yes, and finishes the season strong
3136
01:37:19.958 --> 01:37:20.966
and A.J. McCarron played,
3137
01:37:20.966 --> 01:37:22.970
and I just anytime A.J. McCarron pops up,
3138
01:37:22.970 --> 01:37:26.820
I just look up the asian sushi place.
3139
01:37:26.820 --> 01:37:27.653
Yes.
3140
01:37:29.435 --> 01:37:30.268
Which I didn't notice this until today.
3141
01:37:30.268 --> 01:37:34.470
A.J. McCarron has a sushi place in Tuscaloosa, Alabama,
3142
01:37:34.470 --> 01:37:35.640
hot bed for sushi.
3143
01:37:35.640 --> 01:37:37.010
Yep.
3144
01:37:37.010 --> 01:37:38.474
And--
3145
01:37:38.474 --> 01:37:39.482
It's all catfish.
3146
01:37:39.482 --> 01:37:40.327
It's called Aj- Ajian,
3147
01:37:41.187 --> 01:37:42.180
how do you pronounce it?
3148
01:37:42.180 --> 01:37:43.180
Ajian.
3149
01:37:43.180 --> 01:37:44.185
A- but it's Ajian.
3150
01:37:44.185 --> 01:37:45.192
The J is part of the Ajian.
3151
01:37:45.192 --> 01:37:46.194
Yeah, Ajian.
3152
01:37:46.194 --> 01:37:47.662
So it's not A.J. an, it's Ajian.
3153
01:37:47.662 --> 01:37:49.218
So in perfect A.J. McCarron fashion,
3154
01:37:49.218 --> 01:37:54.160
he took the A.J. and put it sideways
3155
01:37:54.160 --> 01:37:55.870
and put in a little script,
3156
01:37:55.870 --> 01:37:59.860
so it looks like it's chinese lettering.
3157
01:37:59.860 --> 01:38:00.693
Oh, okay.
3158
01:38:00.693 --> 01:38:03.190
So he invented his own character in the alphabet.
3159
01:38:03.190 --> 01:38:04.050
It's the flare, yeah that's the flare.
3160
01:38:04.050 --> 01:38:06.617
Where you're like, "Is this an asian restaurant?
3161
01:38:06.617 --> 01:38:09.470
"Oh yeah there's an A.J. sideways."
3162
01:38:09.470 --> 01:38:11.009
Mm-hmm, I like it.
3163
01:38:11.009 --> 01:38:12.100
That's it.
3164
01:38:12.100 --> 01:38:13.920
He shoulda just had his ginormous chest tattoo
3165
01:38:13.920 --> 01:38:15.340
be the logo for his restaurant.
3166
01:38:15.340 --> 01:38:17.145
Yeah, look at that.
3167
01:38:17.145 --> 01:38:18.153
See, the A.J.
3168
01:38:18.153 --> 01:38:19.448
Oh yeah, that's nice.
3169
01:38:19.448 --> 01:38:20.450
That's very classy.
3170
01:38:20.450 --> 01:38:22.510
So he definitely has that tattooed somewhere on his body.
3171
01:38:22.510 --> 01:38:23.430
Have you seen his chest tattoo?
3172
01:38:23.430 --> 01:38:24.910
Oh yeah, oh yeah he's got the business tats.
3173
01:38:24.910 --> 01:38:25.960
Oh yeah it's crazy.
3174
01:38:26.823 --> 01:38:27.656
Yeah, he and Kevin Durant.
3175
01:38:27.656 --> 01:38:30.410
And then we'll finish here with the slate,
3176
01:38:30.410 --> 01:38:32.910
talking about next weekend wild card round.
3177
01:38:32.910 --> 01:38:34.110
Wait, wait real quick.
3178
01:38:35.300 --> 01:38:36.133
Yeah.
3179
01:38:37.238 --> 01:38:39.138
So yeah, next week in wild, yeah I was gonna dovetail
3180
01:38:39.138 --> 01:38:40.272
into that too because the Titans are gonna play
3181
01:38:40.272 --> 01:38:41.862
against the Patriots.
3182
01:38:41.862 --> 01:38:42.904
Yes.
3183
01:38:42.904 --> 01:38:43.912
In Foxborough.
3184
01:38:43.912 --> 01:38:44.898
Ryan Tannehill as the quarterback.
3185
01:38:44.898 --> 01:38:46.112
I'm not, I didn't look this up properly,
3186
01:38:46.112 --> 01:38:47.270
but I'm pretty sure that I looked it up well enough
3187
01:38:47.270 --> 01:38:48.340
to be correct about it.
3188
01:38:48.340 --> 01:38:49.210
Okay.
3189
01:38:49.210 --> 01:38:52.400
I think Ryan Tannehill has the best winning percentage
3190
01:38:52.400 --> 01:38:55.740
of any current starting quarterback against the Patriots
3191
01:38:55.740 --> 01:38:58.240
with more than two starts.
3192
01:38:58.240 --> 01:39:00.210
Okay, didn't look it up well.
3193
01:39:00.210 --> 01:39:02.180
I agree with that stat.
3194
01:39:02.180 --> 01:39:03.130
I think he's four and six.
3195
01:39:03.130 --> 01:39:06.210
And I'm going through in my mind the other quarterbacks
3196
01:39:06.210 --> 01:39:08.200
in the league that might compare to that.
3197
01:39:08.200 --> 01:39:10.790
Drew Brees might, Drew Brees might be the one.
3198
01:39:10.790 --> 01:39:13.870
Drew Brees might, yeah.
3199
01:39:13.870 --> 01:39:15.710
That's, that sounds right.
3200
01:39:15.710 --> 01:39:17.450
I think Drew Brees might be the only one
3201
01:39:17.450 --> 01:39:18.540
that has a better career record.
3202
01:39:18.540 --> 01:39:22.290
So like, going, batting 400 against the Patriots
3203
01:39:22.290 --> 01:39:24.003
as as starting quarterback.
3204
01:39:24.003 --> 01:39:24.836
Russell Wilson?
3205
01:39:24.836 --> 01:39:27.640
Might be two and one, three and one.
3206
01:39:27.640 --> 01:39:28.473
Hmm.
3207
01:39:28.473 --> 01:39:30.350
No, 'cause they don't play enough.
3208
01:39:30.350 --> 01:39:31.300
They don't, yeah.
3209
01:39:32.371 --> 01:39:33.525
He used to play him twice a year
3210
01:39:33.525 --> 01:39:34.380
and he would win one of those two.
3211
01:39:34.380 --> 01:39:37.860
Yeah, I think, I think you might be right, damn.
3212
01:39:37.860 --> 01:39:39.450
So he's not gonna be afraid of the Patriots.
3213
01:39:39.450 --> 01:39:41.310
I'm just going through my brain real quick
3214
01:39:41.310 --> 01:39:43.570
and yeah, there's, yeah I don't,
3215
01:39:43.570 --> 01:39:45.718
Eli, but he's not
3216
01:39:45.718 --> 01:39:47.228
a starting quarterback.
He's not a starter.
3217
01:39:47.228 --> 01:39:48.061
Lamar, but he's only got.
3218
01:39:48.061 --> 01:39:50.940
Yeah, Patrick Mahomes, is I don't know,
3219
01:39:50.940 --> 01:39:51.944
one and one or two.
3220
01:39:51.944 --> 01:39:53.276
One and two.
One and two.
3221
01:39:53.276 --> 01:39:54.264
Yeah.
3222
01:39:54.264 --> 01:39:55.288
All right, so that was stats by us.
3223
01:39:55.288 --> 01:39:56.275
Okay.
3224
01:39:56.275 --> 01:39:57.284
I like it.
3225
01:39:57.284 --> 01:39:58.117
Yeah, so I'm, what you're hearing right now is
3226
01:39:58.117 --> 01:40:00.720
myself talking my own brain into betting on the Titans.
3227
01:40:00.720 --> 01:40:05.320
Yeah, so and then the Houston Saturday game,
3228
01:40:05.320 --> 01:40:07.530
I don't, I feel like they're just fucking with us
3229
01:40:07.530 --> 01:40:09.200
at this point where they're just,
3230
01:40:09.200 --> 01:40:11.113
pencil them in, pen them in.
3231
01:40:11.113 --> 01:40:14.810
Saturday, ESPN game that everyone's kinda watching
3232
01:40:14.810 --> 01:40:17.240
but kind of also doing a bunch of stuff
3233
01:40:17.240 --> 01:40:18.390
because they gotta get,
3234
01:40:19.390 --> 01:40:22.093
I'm talking about the rest of America, not talking about us
3235
01:40:22.093 --> 01:40:23.518
'cause we'll be watching it,
3236
01:40:23.518 --> 01:40:24.781
but that game is always so funny, so bad
3237
01:40:24.781 --> 01:40:26.908
and it's gonna be bad probably
3238
01:40:26.908 --> 01:40:28.518
and I think the Bills are gonna win,
3239
01:40:28.518 --> 01:40:29.766
but they're gonna win it ugly.
3240
01:40:29.766 --> 01:40:31.509
Yeah. I agree.
3241
01:40:31.509 --> 01:40:33.410
I don't think that there's a worse home field advantage
3242
01:40:33.410 --> 01:40:37.157
in Houston, Saturday afternoon wild card weekend.
3243
01:40:37.157 --> 01:40:39.740
I think the Bills are gonna dominate.
3244
01:40:39.740 --> 01:40:40.573
Fuck, man.
3245
01:40:40.573 --> 01:40:44.360
Is there a rule that's in the Texan's official handbook
3246
01:40:44.360 --> 01:40:46.320
saying that they have to start
3247
01:40:46.320 --> 01:40:47.980
the most hilarious quarterback week 17 every year?
3248
01:40:47.980 --> 01:40:48.813
Yes.
3249
01:40:48.813 --> 01:40:49.646
'Cause I feel like it's--
3250
01:40:49.646 --> 01:40:51.016
It's great.
3251
01:40:51.016 --> 01:40:51.849
It's either an A.J. McCarren,
3252
01:40:51.849 --> 01:40:53.665
T.J. Yates probably did it a few times.
3253
01:40:53.665 --> 01:40:56.485
Tom Savage I'm sure started a week 17 game for the Texans.
3254
01:40:56.485 --> 01:40:57.879
Oh yeah he did.
3255
01:40:57.879 --> 01:40:59.779
But yeah, they're--
3256
01:40:59.779 --> 01:41:00.786
Weeden.
3257
01:41:00.786 --> 01:41:02.197
They're gonna get, yeah Weeden was definitely around
3258
01:41:02.197 --> 01:41:03.239
for a little bit.
3259
01:41:03.239 --> 01:41:04.239
Where's Weeden?
3260
01:41:04.239 --> 01:41:05.715
He is, I don't know,
3261
01:41:05.715 --> 01:41:06.721
he's probably at his kid's high school football games.
3262
01:41:06.721 --> 01:41:07.725
Damn, I want,
3263
01:41:07.725 --> 01:41:08.558
yeah no his kids are outta high school, they're in college.
3264
01:41:08.558 --> 01:41:10.560
Okay, yeah, yeah.
3265
01:41:10.560 --> 01:41:13.980
Brandon Weeden is a free agent,
3266
01:41:13.980 --> 01:41:14.880
someone scoop him up.
3267
01:41:14.880 --> 01:41:16.445
Yeah.
3268
01:41:16.445 --> 01:41:17.449
Someone scoop him up.
3269
01:41:17.449 --> 01:41:19.450
Okay let's do, we'll do the full preview on Thursday
3270
01:41:19.450 --> 01:41:22.550
remember we're gonna drop that a little early on Thursday.
3271
01:41:22.550 --> 01:41:25.100
Ooh, also, Saturday night.
3272
01:41:25.100 --> 01:41:26.366
Oh yeah.
3273
01:41:26.366 --> 01:41:28.553
After the, what's it, the late game is gonna be--
3274
01:41:28.553 --> 01:41:30.283
8:15, Patriots-Titans.
3275
01:41:31.296 --> 01:41:33.387
Patriots-Titans, if you're in Long Island,
3276
01:41:33.387 --> 01:41:34.391
come out to see Pup Punk play--
3277
01:41:34.391 --> 01:41:35.396
On Long Island.
3278
01:41:35.396 --> 01:41:36.572
If you're on Long Island,
3279
01:41:36.572 --> 01:41:37.713
come out to see Pup Punk play.
3280
01:41:37.713 --> 01:41:39.099
We're playing at Mulcahy's.
3281
01:41:39.099 --> 01:41:40.770
We played there like two months ago, I think.
3282
01:41:40.770 --> 01:41:41.670
It was an awesome time.
3283
01:41:41.670 --> 01:41:43.259
Yeah.
3284
01:41:43.259 --> 01:41:47.200
Great time, on Long Island, Saturday night January 4th.
3285
01:41:47.200 --> 01:41:48.033
Come out.
Yes.
3286
01:41:48.033 --> 01:41:48.960
It's very very cheap.
3287
01:41:49.894 --> 01:41:52.430
Get loaded with us, scream live updates on what the score
3288
01:41:52.430 --> 01:41:55.320
of the Patriots game is, so I can make sure
3289
01:41:55.320 --> 01:41:57.710
that all my bets are winning at the time on stage.
3290
01:41:57.710 --> 01:41:59.075
It's gonna be a great time.
3291
01:41:59.075 --> 01:42:00.130
And do you know what it is?
3292
01:42:00.130 --> 01:42:01.230
It's birthday month.
3293
01:42:01.230 --> 01:42:02.680
Birthday month, what up.
3294
01:42:02.680 --> 01:42:04.030
What'd you get us for birthday month, Liam?
3295
01:42:04.030 --> 01:42:05.320
It's jumpsuit January, too.
3296
01:42:05.320 --> 01:42:07.120
What'd you get us for birthday month?
3297
01:42:07.120 --> 01:42:08.664
You're gonna have to wait.
3298
01:42:08.664 --> 01:42:09.497
Bro, birthday month.
3299
01:42:09.497 --> 01:42:11.660
We celebrate the whole month.
3300
01:42:11.660 --> 01:42:13.288
All right, let's do college football real quick.
3301
01:42:13.288 --> 01:42:16.870
So, LSU.
3302
01:42:16.870 --> 01:42:18.280
That was awesome.
3303
01:42:18.280 --> 01:42:20.303
A shit-pumping if there ever was one.
3304
01:42:20.303 --> 01:42:21.528
That was fucking awesome.
3305
01:42:21.528 --> 01:42:22.710
Seven touchdowns in the first half from Joe Burrow.
3306
01:42:22.710 --> 01:42:24.494
No he didn't have seven, he had--
3307
01:42:24.494 --> 01:42:25.327
Yes.
3308
01:42:25.327 --> 01:42:26.660
I thought he threw one in the second half.
3309
01:42:26.660 --> 01:42:28.509
I think he had seven in the first half.
3310
01:42:28.509 --> 01:42:29.592
He had seven in the first half.
3311
01:42:29.592 --> 01:42:30.673
He might, he had only had seven,
3312
01:42:30.673 --> 01:42:31.738
he ran for the last one in the second half.
3313
01:42:31.738 --> 01:42:32.823
Yeah.
3314
01:42:32.823 --> 01:42:33.864
He had seven touchdowns in the first half.
3315
01:42:33.864 --> 01:42:34.885
He had a passer rating of 200.
3316
01:42:34.885 --> 01:42:35.941
Holy shit.
3317
01:42:35.941 --> 01:42:36.870
I don't know how college football determines passer rating
3318
01:42:36.870 --> 01:42:39.110
but it was 200 and that sounds like a lot.
3319
01:42:39.110 --> 01:42:42.630
It was, I said this while the game was going on
3320
01:42:43.723 --> 01:42:46.140
but it was, when you play EA College Football
3321
01:42:46.140 --> 01:42:51.140
and you schedule FC Midwest to absolutely kill them week one
3322
01:42:51.270 --> 01:42:53.560
so you can get 10 touchdowns
3323
01:42:53.560 --> 01:42:57.080
and do your stat padding for a Heisman.
3324
01:42:57.080 --> 01:43:00.388
He did that in the fucking semi-final.
3325
01:43:00.388 --> 01:43:03.095
That was crazy.
3326
01:43:03.095 --> 01:43:04.627
Yep, Oklahoma--
3327
01:43:04.627 --> 01:43:05.975
So good.
3328
01:43:05.975 --> 01:43:06.808
Oklahoma's players looked afraid on offense
3329
01:43:06.808 --> 01:43:07.830
when they were going up against the LSU defense.
3330
01:43:07.830 --> 01:43:08.663
PFT.
3331
01:43:09.549 --> 01:43:11.048
They looked scared.
3332
01:43:11.048 --> 01:43:12.140
I want you right now, here now, say
3333
01:43:12.140 --> 01:43:14.650
that Oklahoma deserves a one-year ban
3334
01:43:14.650 --> 01:43:15.690
from the College Football Playoff.
3335
01:43:15.690 --> 01:43:17.081
Okay.
3336
01:43:17.081 --> 01:43:18.720
I'm so sick of getting sold
3337
01:43:18.720 --> 01:43:21.522
on Oklahoma's defense being fixed and this and this, no.
3338
01:43:21.522 --> 01:43:24.030
One step further, the entire Big 12.
3339
01:43:24.030 --> 01:43:25.676
Done, out.
3340
01:43:25.676 --> 01:43:26.683
One year ban from the Big 12.
3341
01:43:26.683 --> 01:43:27.516
Out, out.
3342
01:43:27.516 --> 01:43:28.695
I can't do it.
3343
01:43:28.695 --> 01:43:30.540
That spot should go to Georgia.
3344
01:43:30.540 --> 01:43:32.372
I was rooting for LSU, I bet on LSU,
3345
01:43:32.372 --> 01:43:34.950
but I still wanted a competitive game.
3346
01:43:34.950 --> 01:43:36.824
Because it was a game that we just like--
3347
01:43:36.824 --> 01:43:37.828
Oh I didn't.
3348
01:43:37.828 --> 01:43:39.280
No, I wanted it to be at least like,
3349
01:43:39.280 --> 01:43:42.890
that game was over, we, so we're going to New Orleans.
3350
01:43:42.890 --> 01:43:45.210
We're going to New Orleans for the National Championship,
3351
01:43:45.210 --> 01:43:47.240
I texted you guys seven minutes into the first quarter,
3352
01:43:47.240 --> 01:43:49.290
I'm like, "I just booked our hotels in New Orleans."
3353
01:43:49.290 --> 01:43:50.632
Yeah.
3354
01:43:50.632 --> 01:43:51.858
Because that's how fast it was over.
3355
01:43:51.858 --> 01:43:52.860
It was one of those games where I was laughing
3356
01:43:52.860 --> 01:43:54.720
because it was so out of hand so early.
3357
01:43:54.720 --> 01:43:55.553
So out of hand.
3358
01:43:55.553 --> 01:43:57.556
To me, I did not want a competitive game,
3359
01:43:57.556 --> 01:43:58.632
I wanted--
3360
01:43:58.632 --> 01:43:59.626
I wanted at least a half.
3361
01:43:59.626 --> 01:44:00.734
I wanted it to get worse.
3362
01:44:00.734 --> 01:44:01.567
I wanted Joe Burrow to throw for 10 touchdowns.
3363
01:44:01.567 --> 01:44:03.230
I did want Ed O to leave him in
3364
01:44:03.230 --> 01:44:06.360
because it looked like the funnest thing we could ever do,
3365
01:44:06.360 --> 01:44:08.030
to be Joe Burrow in that moment
3366
01:44:08.030 --> 01:44:10.970
when you're playing a video game in real life,
3367
01:44:10.970 --> 01:44:12.480
and in the zone.
3368
01:44:12.480 --> 01:44:14.440
And LSU's backup running back,
3369
01:44:14.440 --> 01:44:15.913
turns out is really good too.
3370
01:44:16.774 --> 01:44:17.768
Yeah, they're all good.
3371
01:44:17.768 --> 01:44:19.280
So they're gonna have another two weeks
3372
01:44:19.280 --> 01:44:20.650
for Edwards-Helaire to get back,
3373
01:44:20.650 --> 01:44:21.483
get his hamstring back.
Yeah and Jefferson had
3374
01:44:22.472 --> 01:44:23.477
four touchdowns in the first half.
3375
01:44:23.477 --> 01:44:24.467
Jefferson's a beast.
3376
01:44:24.467 --> 01:44:25.465
Randy Moss was in the crowd crying
3377
01:44:25.465 --> 01:44:26.526
when his son was scoring touchdowns.
3378
01:44:26.526 --> 01:44:28.220
Someone who's friends with Randy Moss,
3379
01:44:28.220 --> 01:44:30.690
get us hooked up with him so we can interview him on Monday
3380
01:44:30.690 --> 01:44:32.680
before the National Championship Game, please.
3381
01:44:32.680 --> 01:44:34.324
Yes.
3382
01:44:34.324 --> 01:44:35.446
That's our please.
3383
01:44:35.446 --> 01:44:36.448
I promise you it'll be a good interview.
3384
01:44:36.448 --> 01:44:38.490
Yeah, we're gonna be there Sunday through Tuesday.
3385
01:44:38.490 --> 01:44:40.290
So let's have some fucking beers.
3386
01:44:40.290 --> 01:44:41.123
And that was awesome.
3387
01:44:41.123 --> 01:44:43.370
The question is, is there any way that the Bengals
3388
01:44:43.370 --> 01:44:44.971
don't take Joe Burrow number one?
3389
01:44:44.971 --> 01:44:45.974
No.
3390
01:44:45.974 --> 01:44:47.276
Could they talk themselves into going after--
3391
01:44:47.276 --> 01:44:48.109
Well yeah 'cause they're the Bengals.
3392
01:44:48.109 --> 01:44:50.030
They draft Chase Young because they have to
3393
01:44:50.030 --> 01:44:52.540
compete against Lamar and Baker.
3394
01:44:52.540 --> 01:44:55.045
No, I mean they can because they're the Bengals,
3395
01:44:55.045 --> 01:44:55.878
but that would be so stupid.
3396
01:44:55.878 --> 01:44:58.330
Joe Burrow has so much fucking swag
3397
01:44:58.330 --> 01:45:00.570
and like cool to him and just,
3398
01:45:00.570 --> 01:45:03.080
he just eats defenses alive.
3399
01:45:03.080 --> 01:45:04.680
And doesn't even smirk.
3400
01:45:04.680 --> 01:45:05.686
Yeah.
3401
01:45:05.686 --> 01:45:08.275
It's just this steely-eyed, fuck he's so good.
3402
01:45:08.275 --> 01:45:09.281
He's an assassin.
3403
01:45:09.281 --> 01:45:10.269
A baby-faced assassin.
3404
01:45:10.269 --> 01:45:11.102
Coach O, God damn it I'm so happy for him.
3405
01:45:11.102 --> 01:45:13.950
So that's gonna be, that will be the loudest stadium
3406
01:45:13.950 --> 01:45:16.068
we'll ever be in in our life, right?
3407
01:45:16.068 --> 01:45:16.901
Yeah, I think if Coach O.
3408
01:45:16.901 --> 01:45:18.300
New Orleans, LSU, fuck.
3409
01:45:18.300 --> 01:45:21.420
If Coach O wins the National Championship in New Orleans,
3410
01:45:21.420 --> 01:45:22.960
he becomes king of Louisiana.
3411
01:45:22.960 --> 01:45:24.947
Yes, and he might already be--
3412
01:45:24.947 --> 01:45:25.930
And mike the Tiger serves by his side.
3413
01:45:25.930 --> 01:45:27.807
He might already be.
3414
01:45:27.807 --> 01:45:28.808
As his hand.
3415
01:45:28.808 --> 01:45:30.249
Yes, all right, the other game,
3416
01:45:30.249 --> 01:45:31.420
Ohio State-Clemson.
3417
01:45:31.420 --> 01:45:33.125
Here's a stat for you, PFT.
3418
01:45:33.125 --> 01:45:34.283
Okay.
3419
01:45:34.283 --> 01:45:36.673
There have been 17 College Football Playoff games.
3420
01:45:36.673 --> 01:45:41.125
12 of the 17 have been won by Clemson or Alabama.
3421
01:45:41.125 --> 01:45:43.096
That's insane.
3422
01:45:43.096 --> 01:45:43.929
That's a pretty impressive stat.
3423
01:45:43.929 --> 01:45:44.762
That's insane.
3424
01:45:44.762 --> 01:45:45.730
Clemson won this game.
3425
01:45:45.730 --> 01:45:47.200
I thought they were dead.
3426
01:45:47.200 --> 01:45:50.230
Trevor Lawrence, when he got the targeting call,
3427
01:45:50.230 --> 01:45:51.848
which was a correct call.
3428
01:45:51.848 --> 01:45:52.847
Yes.
3429
01:45:52.847 --> 01:45:53.680
People were mad about it, I understand.
3430
01:45:53.680 --> 01:45:55.610
I think if you're an Ohio State fan, you have.
3431
01:45:55.610 --> 01:45:57.434
You'd be mad about other stuff.
3432
01:45:57.434 --> 01:45:58.589
You should be mad about the fumble.
3433
01:45:58.589 --> 01:45:59.577
Yep.
3434
01:45:59.577 --> 01:46:00.440
'Cause I feel like that was a weird situation
3435
01:46:00.440 --> 01:46:03.560
where you, it just looked like a fumble.
3436
01:46:03.560 --> 01:46:06.850
I know that when they played it fast, it, whatever.
3437
01:46:06.850 --> 01:46:10.120
Ohio State, you can be mad if you're an Ohio State fan,
3438
01:46:10.120 --> 01:46:12.117
but what Trevor Lawrence did, that run.
3439
01:46:12.117 --> 01:46:14.176
The fact that he's never lost.
3440
01:46:14.176 --> 01:46:15.520
He's insane.
3441
01:46:15.520 --> 01:46:16.620
The hair flip.
3442
01:46:17.479 --> 01:46:20.070
And Dabo, you know, the God, the God train
3443
01:46:20.070 --> 01:46:22.820
was on full fucking display after.
3444
01:46:22.820 --> 01:46:24.569
His quote was,
3445
01:46:24.569 --> 01:46:25.910
"The favor of God was just with us tonight."
3446
01:46:25.910 --> 01:46:28.007
So God reached down and he said,
3447
01:46:28.007 --> 01:46:30.017
"I'm not The Ohio State University God."
3448
01:46:30.017 --> 01:46:31.567
Yeah.
3449
01:46:31.567 --> 01:46:32.400
I'm the Clemson University.
3450
01:46:32.400 --> 01:46:34.960
Also so perfect that they showed Urban Meyer
3451
01:46:34.960 --> 01:46:37.100
10 seconds before the interception.
3452
01:46:37.100 --> 01:46:39.064
So I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
3453
01:46:39.064 --> 01:46:40.310
before that because it looked like he was coaching.
3454
01:46:40.310 --> 01:46:41.143
Yes.
3455
01:46:41.143 --> 01:46:42.730
He was on the sidelines, was he there,
3456
01:46:42.730 --> 01:46:44.554
did Ohio State bring him on the sideline
3457
01:46:44.554 --> 01:46:46.180
or was he there as a member of the media?
3458
01:46:46.180 --> 01:46:47.831
I don't know.
3459
01:46:47.831 --> 01:46:48.987
'Cause he looked like he was coaching that team.
3460
01:46:50.519 --> 01:46:51.527
He was wearing all black and it was,
3461
01:46:51.527 --> 01:46:52.622
the Grim Reaper just showed up and boom,
3462
01:46:52.622 --> 01:46:54.110
you lost on the next play.
3463
01:46:54.110 --> 01:46:56.880
Hands on his knees, then right after the game was over,
3464
01:46:56.880 --> 01:46:58.760
they ate a bunch of Papa John's
3465
01:46:58.760 --> 01:47:00.483
in the locker room.
Yep, as is tradition.
3466
01:47:00.483 --> 01:47:01.487
As is tradition for a losing Ohio State team.
3467
01:47:01.487 --> 01:47:03.270
No but Clemson deserves all the credit
3468
01:47:03.270 --> 01:47:05.730
because as much as there was some controversial calls
3469
01:47:05.730 --> 01:47:08.428
and I understand Ohio State, listen, Ohio State,
3470
01:47:08.428 --> 01:47:11.840
you also have the National Championship against Miami,
3471
01:47:11.840 --> 01:47:15.300
where the flag came out of the fucking stands
3472
01:47:15.300 --> 01:47:18.120
in that game to keep that game alive, so you.
3473
01:47:18.120 --> 01:47:19.684
Yeah that's true.
3474
01:47:19.684 --> 01:47:21.306
There's some karma balance that comes back.
3475
01:47:21.306 --> 01:47:22.707
We're taking it back, that was 20 years ago, but yeah.
3476
01:47:22.707 --> 01:47:23.571
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
3477
01:47:23.571 --> 01:47:24.723
Warren Sapp was on the field and Cosby--
3478
01:47:24.723 --> 01:47:28.950
Listen there's some karma, but you have reason to be upset
3479
01:47:28.950 --> 01:47:33.290
I will fully endorse Ohio State fans being angry,
3480
01:47:33.290 --> 01:47:36.310
making YouTube videos, breaking it down,
3481
01:47:36.310 --> 01:47:37.750
doing it all because you deserve it.
3482
01:47:37.750 --> 01:47:39.660
There were some suspect calls and of course
3483
01:47:39.660 --> 01:47:44.660
everyone has the SEC/ACC conspiracy theories.
3484
01:47:45.005 --> 01:47:46.135
Follow the money, follow the money Big Cat.
3485
01:47:46.135 --> 01:47:48.148
If you follow the money.
3486
01:47:48.148 --> 01:47:49.690
But that is also with all that said is taking away
3487
01:47:49.690 --> 01:47:53.590
from an unreal performance by Clemson and a team
3488
01:47:53.590 --> 01:47:56.010
that looked dead and Trevor Lawrence looked like
3489
01:47:56.010 --> 01:47:57.946
he was gonna come out of the game
3490
01:47:57.946 --> 01:47:58.990
and come out of the semi-final and they came back
3491
01:47:58.990 --> 01:48:00.013
and were just nails.
3492
01:48:00.984 --> 01:48:03.090
Imagine saying "following the money" to explain the fact
3493
01:48:03.090 --> 01:48:05.110
that Clemson got into the National Championship game
3494
01:48:05.110 --> 01:48:06.520
instead of Ohio State.
3495
01:48:06.520 --> 01:48:08.024
Yeah.
3496
01:48:08.024 --> 01:48:09.325
Like Ohio State is a much, much bigger name.
3497
01:48:09.325 --> 01:48:10.370
It's huge.
3498
01:48:10.370 --> 01:48:12.050
I know what they're saying, which is that ESPN owns rights
3499
01:48:12.050 --> 01:48:14.330
to the ACC, so it's better, this is some like--
3500
01:48:14.330 --> 01:48:16.309
Fox owns Big 10.
3501
01:48:16.309 --> 01:48:17.640
But it's some long game for ESPN
3502
01:48:17.640 --> 01:48:19.954
to pay off the refs to get--
3503
01:48:19.954 --> 01:48:21.857
Yes, you got it.
3504
01:48:21.857 --> 01:48:23.104
Clemson in so that--
3505
01:48:23.104 --> 01:48:24.109
You followed it.
3506
01:48:24.109 --> 01:48:25.210
They're marginally in--
3507
01:48:25.210 --> 01:48:26.546
Sounds like you followed the money.
3508
01:48:26.546 --> 01:48:28.190
So next year the Clemson-Wake Forest game
3509
01:48:28.190 --> 01:48:32.040
is gonna have 120,000 viewers instead of 100,000, got it.
3510
01:48:32.040 --> 01:48:34.198
Yes, sounds like you've correctly followed the money.
3511
01:48:34.198 --> 01:48:35.390
Fixed it, but I'll say this about Ohio State fans,
3512
01:48:35.390 --> 01:48:37.672
they are probably the most qualified fan base
3513
01:48:37.672 --> 01:48:40.980
to break down all the officiating errors.
3514
01:48:40.980 --> 01:48:41.920
Oh yeah.
3515
01:48:41.920 --> 01:48:43.070
Like you said with YouTube videos,
3516
01:48:43.070 --> 01:48:44.525
with message board posts.
3517
01:48:44.525 --> 01:48:45.782
Oh yeah.
3518
01:48:45.782 --> 01:48:47.500
That's perfect, Ohio State is really really good at that.
3519
01:48:47.500 --> 01:48:50.430
They've got swarms of very passionate fans out there
3520
01:48:50.430 --> 01:48:53.440
if you think, what are specialties of different fan bases?
3521
01:48:53.440 --> 01:48:56.950
I think Arkansas at tracking planes.
3522
01:48:56.950 --> 01:49:01.702
I think LSU at barbecuing animals before games.
3523
01:49:01.702 --> 01:49:03.640
It looked like they're from Harry Potter.
3524
01:49:03.640 --> 01:49:08.130
I think Ohio State putting together a YouTube video
3525
01:49:08.130 --> 01:49:10.870
with the background music of loose change,
3526
01:49:10.870 --> 01:49:12.640
pausing it, showing different angles,
3527
01:49:12.640 --> 01:49:15.671
different camera angles, it's now your mantle to take over
3528
01:49:15.671 --> 01:49:17.760
from Michigan fans after
3529
01:49:17.760 --> 01:49:20.210
that fourth down call two years ago.
3530
01:49:20.210 --> 01:49:21.673
Yes.
3531
01:49:21.673 --> 01:49:23.091
So it's on you to represent the Big 10 in this
3532
01:49:23.091 --> 01:49:24.786
and I'm sure you're up for the the challenge.
3533
01:49:24.786 --> 01:49:26.437
You got it, you got it.
3534
01:49:26.437 --> 01:49:28.920
Can I do a quick just recap of the bowl games
3535
01:49:28.920 --> 01:49:31.123
'cause I watch too many bowl games.
3536
01:49:32.581 --> 01:49:33.585
I'm in that zone, this two week stretch where I just,
3537
01:49:33.585 --> 01:49:36.810
my life just becomes like watching football
3538
01:49:36.810 --> 01:49:38.070
and really bad football.
3539
01:49:38.070 --> 01:49:41.290
So quickly, Independence Bowl, had 18 punts.
3540
01:49:41.290 --> 01:49:42.310
It was awesome.
3541
01:49:42.310 --> 01:49:44.290
14 nothing, Louisiana Tech
3542
01:49:44.290 --> 01:49:48.007
and they had the Shreveport mayor gave a,
3543
01:49:48.007 --> 01:49:53.000
"Come to Shreveport" and behind him it was gray skies.
3544
01:49:53.000 --> 01:49:54.830
They could pick any fucking day.
3545
01:49:54.830 --> 01:49:56.780
Also if you've ever been to Shreveport,
3546
01:49:56.780 --> 01:49:59.600
there's so many better things to highlight in Shreveport,
3547
01:49:59.600 --> 01:50:01.750
you have like seven casinos.
3548
01:50:01.750 --> 01:50:02.920
You're an hour away
3549
01:50:02.920 --> 01:50:05.650
from the world's worst strip club in Waco, Texas.
3550
01:50:05.650 --> 01:50:06.610
Yes.
3551
01:50:06.610 --> 01:50:09.250
There's a lot of great things about Shreveport, Louisiana
3552
01:50:09.250 --> 01:50:12.160
that you can highlight and just having the city scape.
3553
01:50:12.160 --> 01:50:13.166
Yes.
3554
01:50:13.166 --> 01:50:15.130
On an overcast day, you coulda done a little bit better.
3555
01:50:15.130 --> 01:50:16.880
Brown river, yeah the,
3556
01:50:16.880 --> 01:50:18.858
so yeah the Independence Bowl
3557
01:50:18.858 --> 01:50:20.747
was my favorite random bowl game
3558
01:50:20.747 --> 01:50:22.327
that you get sucked in watching
3559
01:50:22.327 --> 01:50:24.400
and it's so bad it becomes good.
3560
01:50:24.400 --> 01:50:25.330
18 punts.
3561
01:50:25.330 --> 01:50:27.780
The Quick Lane Bowl, Eastern Michigan.
3562
01:50:27.780 --> 01:50:31.219
I love they all wore mechanic shirts, the coaching staff.
3563
01:50:31.219 --> 01:50:33.480
They gave it their all against Pitt.
3564
01:50:33.480 --> 01:50:34.780
The Military Bowl.
3565
01:50:34.780 --> 01:50:36.220
UNC, Sam Howell's awesome.
3566
01:50:36.220 --> 01:50:38.300
Wait you didn't even mention
3567
01:50:38.300 --> 01:50:39.520
how they broke through a cinder block--
3568
01:50:39.520 --> 01:50:40.509
Yeah they do that every game.
3569
01:50:40.509 --> 01:50:42.018
Wall to get out, great.
3570
01:50:42.018 --> 01:50:43.024
Yeah, it's awesome.
3571
01:50:43.024 --> 01:50:44.129
Military Bowl, Sam Howell is awesome.
3572
01:50:44.129 --> 01:50:45.370
He is, circle him, 'cause he's gonna be--
3573
01:50:45.370 --> 01:50:46.894
Circled.
3574
01:50:46.894 --> 01:50:49.220
Like a Heisman guy in a couple, he's a freshman,
3575
01:50:49.220 --> 01:50:50.650
true freshman.
3576
01:50:50.650 --> 01:50:53.253
Holiday Bowl, USC is soft, softest soft of all time.
3577
01:50:53.253 --> 01:50:56.222
Iowa whooped that ass Big 10 tough.
3578
01:50:56.222 --> 01:50:58.807
And they're not firing their head coach at USC,
3579
01:50:58.807 --> 01:50:59.988
is that correct?
3580
01:50:59.988 --> 01:51:00.989
Yeah, which is crazy, no they're not.
3581
01:51:00.989 --> 01:51:02.650
So what's his name, Ari, Ari Abraham?
3582
01:51:02.650 --> 01:51:04.948
He was incorrect with that rule.
3583
01:51:04.948 --> 01:51:06.160
Yeah he was material change.
3584
01:51:06.160 --> 01:51:07.411
But no, wait was it him
3585
01:51:07.411 --> 01:51:08.840
or was it the person from Sports Illustrated?
3586
01:51:08.840 --> 01:51:10.533
I can't remember, they did--
3587
01:51:10.533 --> 01:51:11.922
The new SP Nation Sports Illustrated person.
3588
01:51:11.922 --> 01:51:14.110
That game was weird 'cause Slovis got hurt
3589
01:51:14.110 --> 01:51:15.970
and he's gonna be a Heisman guy next year,
3590
01:51:15.970 --> 01:51:17.890
but he got hurt so it kinda changed it,
3591
01:51:17.890 --> 01:51:20.300
but I bet Iowa because they don't lose
3592
01:51:20.300 --> 01:51:21.572
the Hayden Fry just passed away game.
3593
01:51:21.572 --> 01:51:22.572
So--
3594
01:51:24.431 --> 01:51:25.608
They took the, did you see they took the decal off
3595
01:51:25.608 --> 01:51:26.572
'cause that's his decal he created that.
3596
01:51:26.572 --> 01:51:28.108
Yep, so--
3597
01:51:28.108 --> 01:51:29.107
That was a fucking cool move.
3598
01:51:29.107 --> 01:51:30.751
Yeah so I saw them play
3599
01:51:30.751 --> 01:51:31.584
and I just thought Pittsburgh Steelers.
3600
01:51:31.584 --> 01:51:32.640
Yeah, yeah.
3601
01:51:32.640 --> 01:51:34.600
Which they, he actually when,
3602
01:51:34.600 --> 01:51:37.870
I think it goes that when he came and took over
3603
01:51:37.870 --> 01:51:41.484
the Iowa program, he basically created Iowa and what it is,
3604
01:51:41.484 --> 01:51:44.272
he asked the Steelers if he could use,
3605
01:51:44.272 --> 01:51:46.929
basically their exact uniform set-up.
3606
01:51:46.929 --> 01:51:47.934
Okay.
3607
01:51:47.934 --> 01:51:48.925
To make them look tough.
3608
01:51:48.925 --> 01:51:49.758
He did the pink locker rooms.
3609
01:51:49.758 --> 01:51:51.460
Legendary coach, passed away.
3610
01:51:51.460 --> 01:51:54.660
I think like 10 days ago or so, but that was a no-brainer.
3611
01:51:54.660 --> 01:51:56.220
Pinstripe Bowl.
3612
01:51:56.220 --> 01:51:57.530
Fuck the Pinstripe Bowl.
3613
01:51:57.530 --> 01:51:58.930
I don't know if you saw.
3614
01:51:58.930 --> 01:52:01.420
Wake Forest and Michigan State scored 41 points
3615
01:52:01.420 --> 01:52:03.870
in the first half and the over/under was 50,
3616
01:52:03.870 --> 01:52:05.572
and they only scored one touchdown in the second half.
3617
01:52:05.572 --> 01:52:08.600
Including Wake Forest trying to let Michigan score
3618
01:52:08.600 --> 01:52:10.420
and Michigan State tripped over their own player.
3619
01:52:10.420 --> 01:52:11.253
Okay.
3620
01:52:12.112 --> 01:52:13.121
But the Big 10 won so who cares.
3621
01:52:13.121 --> 01:52:15.020
Cheez-It Bowl was not the same, that's all my bowl recap.
3622
01:52:15.020 --> 01:52:16.267
Cheez-It Bowl was definitely not.
3623
01:52:16.267 --> 01:52:17.484
Not the same.
3624
01:52:17.484 --> 01:52:18.624
This is what happens when you try to capture magic.
3625
01:52:18.624 --> 01:52:20.186
Right, they don't understand.
3626
01:52:20.186 --> 01:52:21.191
Yeah, you can't make it happen again.
3627
01:52:21.191 --> 01:52:22.311
They do this.
3628
01:52:22.311 --> 01:52:23.733
This is like the, what you were saying
3629
01:52:23.733 --> 01:52:25.060
with like Siciliano being like, "Ooh meme this."
3630
01:52:25.060 --> 01:52:26.310
That's not how it works.
3631
01:52:26.310 --> 01:52:27.360
It has to happen organically.
3632
01:52:27.360 --> 01:52:29.486
The Cheez-It Bowl was actually
3633
01:52:29.486 --> 01:52:30.668
the Independence Bowl this year.
3634
01:52:30.668 --> 01:52:31.501
The Independence Bowl had 18 punts
3635
01:52:31.501 --> 01:52:33.339
and it was so fucking bad it was awesome to watch.
3636
01:52:33.339 --> 01:52:35.733
And it's like, it happens once,
3637
01:52:35.733 --> 01:52:38.210
it could still happen this week
3638
01:52:38.210 --> 01:52:39.820
'cause we have some random bowls.
3639
01:52:39.820 --> 01:52:43.693
It's gotta be a bowl game that no one's excited for,
3640
01:52:43.693 --> 01:52:47.110
that is really bad and then you get locked in
3641
01:52:47.110 --> 01:52:49.030
and you feel like you're watching it
3642
01:52:51.149 --> 01:52:52.694
with like only 200 other people.
3643
01:52:52.694 --> 01:52:53.699
That's the Cheez-It Bowl magic.
3644
01:52:53.699 --> 01:52:54.703
Magic.
3645
01:52:54.703 --> 01:52:55.708
It develops a community around it.
3646
01:52:55.708 --> 01:52:56.715
Right.
3647
01:52:56.715 --> 01:52:58.188
Also, one last note about the Ohio State-Clemson game,
3648
01:52:58.188 --> 01:53:02.525
this was a tweet from Eric Sorensen, he's a sports reporter.
3649
01:53:02.525 --> 01:53:03.637
He said, "A Clemson student journalist
3650
01:53:03.637 --> 01:53:06.637
"just told an established Ohio State writer
3651
01:53:06.637 --> 01:53:08.777
"to stop cheering in the press box.
3652
01:53:08.777 --> 01:53:10.380
"That's been the highlight of this night."
3653
01:53:10.380 --> 01:53:11.840
Ooh, that's the highlight.
3654
01:53:11.840 --> 01:53:13.268
That's the highlight.
3655
01:53:13.268 --> 01:53:14.757
That's the highlight, it's huge.
3656
01:53:14.757 --> 01:53:16.210
All right, let's wrap up.
3657
01:53:16.210 --> 01:53:18.915
Again we're gonna be, new show on Thursday morning.
3658
01:53:18.915 --> 01:53:20.490
Yeah so, no--
3659
01:53:20.490 --> 01:53:21.850
Or sorry, no show Thursday morning.
3660
01:53:21.850 --> 01:53:22.850
No show Thursday morning,
3661
01:53:22.850 --> 01:53:24.810
we're gonna take New Years Day off.
3662
01:53:24.810 --> 01:53:25.643
Right.
3663
01:53:25.643 --> 01:53:27.580
Because we figure we, it's weird to do a show
3664
01:53:27.580 --> 01:53:30.974
on Thursday morning and then a show on Friday morning,
3665
01:53:30.974 --> 01:53:32.550
so instead, we're gonna try to release Friday's show
3666
01:53:32.550 --> 01:53:35.050
on Thursday at like six or seven pm.
3667
01:53:35.050 --> 01:53:37.130
So we're gonna tape it early, whole preview
3668
01:53:37.130 --> 01:53:39.480
for the NFL wild card round,
3669
01:53:39.480 --> 01:53:42.630
whole recap of Wednesday's bowl games.
3670
01:53:42.630 --> 01:53:44.680
Wisconsin's gonna win the Rose Bowl, PFT.
3671
01:53:45.877 --> 01:53:47.470
You're locking that up right now?
3672
01:53:47.470 --> 01:53:48.475
I hope.
3673
01:53:48.475 --> 01:53:49.477
Okay.
3674
01:53:49.477 --> 01:53:50.485
I'd like to do an experiment real quick.
3675
01:53:50.485 --> 01:53:51.318
Just something I thought about earlier today.
3676
01:53:51.318 --> 01:53:52.722
Yeah.
3677
01:53:52.722 --> 01:53:54.800
Alexa, download "Pardon My Take."
3678
01:53:54.800 --> 01:53:57.320
Alexa, download "Pardon My Take."
3679
01:53:57.320 --> 01:54:01.763
Alexa, play the best Alexis Texas video you can find.
3680
01:54:02.687 --> 01:54:07.687
Alexa, go to W-W-W-.-P-O-R-N-H-U-B-.-C-O-M.
3681
01:54:11.763 --> 01:54:12.746
Love you guys.
3682
01:54:12.746 --> 01:54:13.579
Wait, oh we forgot to do who's back.
3683
01:54:13.579 --> 01:54:14.753
Oh who's back of the week.
3684
01:54:14.753 --> 01:54:15.586
(Big Cat laughs)
3685
01:54:15.586 --> 01:54:16.950
That was a good ending though.
3686
01:54:16.950 --> 01:54:18.283
Yeah.
3687
01:54:18.283 --> 01:54:19.116
Let's keep this in.
3688
01:54:19.116 --> 01:54:20.291
Quick who's back.
3689
01:54:20.291 --> 01:54:21.260
Real quick, go.
3690
01:54:21.260 --> 01:54:22.593
Bubba.
3691
01:54:22.593 --> 01:54:23.426
Bubba.
3692
01:54:23.426 --> 01:54:25.710
New Years Resolutions are back.
3693
01:54:25.710 --> 01:54:26.748
Yes.
3694
01:54:26.748 --> 01:54:29.760
I feel like Big Cat, you're always big on 'em.
3695
01:54:29.760 --> 01:54:31.010
Yeah, I got one this year.
3696
01:54:31.010 --> 01:54:33.334
I'm gonna go 2020, PFT you in it with me?
3697
01:54:33.334 --> 01:54:36.230
20 push ups, 20 squats every day.
3698
01:54:36.230 --> 01:54:37.310
Never changing.
3699
01:54:37.310 --> 01:54:39.630
People have been saying like "Oh add five a month."
3700
01:54:39.630 --> 01:54:41.300
No, no, no.
3701
01:54:41.300 --> 01:54:42.744
2020, that's all we're doing.
3702
01:54:42.744 --> 01:54:43.600
I like a little variety though.
3703
01:54:43.600 --> 01:54:45.307
No that's all we're doing.
3704
01:54:45.307 --> 01:54:47.058
We're just getting our, we're getting
3705
01:54:47.058 --> 01:54:49.140
the base level strength by this time next year,
3706
01:54:49.140 --> 01:54:51.510
I'll be doing 20 pushups in like four seconds.
3707
01:54:51.510 --> 01:54:53.580
I want to have big ass arms.
3708
01:54:53.580 --> 01:54:54.413
Okay.
3709
01:54:54.413 --> 01:54:55.246
So will that get me there?
3710
01:54:55.246 --> 01:54:56.079
Sure.
3711
01:54:56.079 --> 01:54:57.645
Okay.
3712
01:54:57.645 --> 01:54:58.800
20 push ups a day, 20 squats, I don't know.
3713
01:54:58.800 --> 01:54:59.960
No, I don't know about that.
3714
01:54:59.960 --> 01:55:00.810
Okay.
3715
01:55:01.722 --> 01:55:02.720
I wanna get the bench press work in here,
3716
01:55:02.720 --> 01:55:04.133
get working on that.
3717
01:55:04.133 --> 01:55:04.966
Actually I had an idea last week.
3718
01:55:04.966 --> 01:55:07.624
I went to one of these Orangetheory fitness classes.
3719
01:55:07.624 --> 01:55:08.457
Yeah.
3720
01:55:09.329 --> 01:55:11.540
Which is one of these cult-like fitness experience things,
3721
01:55:11.540 --> 01:55:13.578
where they put a monitor on you,
3722
01:55:13.578 --> 01:55:14.600
they tell you how many splat points you get.
3723
01:55:14.600 --> 01:55:17.010
I wanna do a different, yeah splat points.
3724
01:55:17.010 --> 01:55:18.613
That's what they're called Bub.
3725
01:55:18.613 --> 01:55:19.618
Nice.
3726
01:55:19.618 --> 01:55:21.090
It's their proprietary measurement of how fit you get
3727
01:55:21.090 --> 01:55:22.760
and how less of a slob you become.
3728
01:55:22.760 --> 01:55:23.593
Sounds legit.
3729
01:55:24.477 --> 01:55:25.640
Yep, so I'm gonna do, I wanna do
3730
01:55:25.640 --> 01:55:28.910
a different cult-like fitness experience every month.
3731
01:55:28.910 --> 01:55:31.031
So whether that's cross-fit.
3732
01:55:31.031 --> 01:55:33.402
You'll hurt your back.
3733
01:55:33.402 --> 01:55:34.579
Whether that's pilates.
3734
01:55:34.579 --> 01:55:35.901
Perry's boot camp.
3735
01:55:35.901 --> 01:55:37.523
Perry's boot camp, I'll do one of those.
3736
01:55:37.523 --> 01:55:38.522
Like, you name it.
3737
01:55:38.522 --> 01:55:39.508
I want some suggestions
3738
01:55:39.508 --> 01:55:41.250
for different new trendy fitness things
3739
01:55:41.250 --> 01:55:43.320
for me to try and I'll review them.
3740
01:55:43.320 --> 01:55:45.074
I'll probably just blog 'em all.
3741
01:55:45.074 --> 01:55:46.144
Okay.
3742
01:55:46.144 --> 01:55:47.686
But yeah, I feel like that would be a fun thing to do.
3743
01:55:47.686 --> 01:55:49.150
Get yourself fit.
3744
01:55:49.150 --> 01:55:51.010
Yeah and then I also, I'm gonna take one three
3745
01:55:51.010 --> 01:55:52.758
every time I play pickup basketball.
3746
01:55:52.758 --> 01:55:54.248
Okay.
3747
01:55:54.248 --> 01:55:55.170
That's my New Years resolution.
3748
01:55:55.170 --> 01:55:56.830
Just take at least one.
3749
01:55:56.830 --> 01:55:58.230
And then maybe take two if I'm hot.
3750
01:55:58.230 --> 01:56:00.218
I had like kind of a similar,
3751
01:56:00.218 --> 01:56:01.240
I wanna join a men's league softball team.
3752
01:56:01.240 --> 01:56:03.073
Ooh, I'm in.
3753
01:56:03.073 --> 01:56:04.122
I've like wanted to for like a year.
3754
01:56:04.122 --> 01:56:04.955
I haven't played softball in a while, yeah.
3755
01:56:04.955 --> 01:56:06.444
I'm in.
3756
01:56:06.444 --> 01:56:07.451
And the Rubix cube.
3757
01:56:07.451 --> 01:56:08.456
Yeah Rubix cube.
3758
01:56:08.456 --> 01:56:09.459
And the Rubix cube.
3759
01:56:09.459 --> 01:56:10.458
I'm in for the softball league
3760
01:56:10.458 --> 01:56:14.790
as long as it's like noon on Tuesdays, I'm in.
3761
01:56:14.790 --> 01:56:16.510
No, I have the Yak.
3762
01:56:16.510 --> 01:56:18.137
Two o'clock on Tuesdays I'm in.
3763
01:56:18.137 --> 01:56:20.279
Okay, yeah we'll try.
3764
01:56:20.279 --> 01:56:21.563
We'll set up early,
3765
01:56:21.563 --> 01:56:22.396
we'll just get a hoop in the office here.
3766
01:56:22.396 --> 01:56:25.740
How 'bout this, I just wanna drink more water.
3767
01:56:25.740 --> 01:56:28.257
Yeah, I've always tried to drink more water.
3768
01:56:28.257 --> 01:56:30.360
I wanna drink more water and I'm gonna say it out loud.
3769
01:56:30.360 --> 01:56:31.600
Not too much, though.
3770
01:56:31.600 --> 01:56:33.770
Remember Tom Brady almost drowned himself.
3771
01:56:33.770 --> 01:56:35.130
Right, but I won't get sunburned.
3772
01:56:35.130 --> 01:56:37.021
Okay, yeah that's true.
3773
01:56:37.021 --> 01:56:38.890
I'm gonna quit smoking.
3774
01:56:38.890 --> 01:56:40.000
You don't smoke though.
3775
01:56:40.000 --> 01:56:42.133
I do smoke, occasionally, so instead of Juuling.
3776
01:56:42.133 --> 01:56:42.966
You gonna quit it, yeah.
3777
01:56:42.966 --> 01:56:45.401
Instead of Juuling, now I smoke cigarettes now.
3778
01:56:45.401 --> 01:56:46.234
You know what, PFT.
3779
01:56:46.234 --> 01:56:48.003
I wanna quit smoking.
3780
01:56:48.003 --> 01:56:48.960
I'm also gonna quit smoking.
3781
01:56:48.960 --> 01:56:49.800
Thank you.
3782
01:56:49.800 --> 01:56:51.882
With you, you and I are both gonna quit smoking.
3783
01:56:51.882 --> 01:56:53.228
This is solidarity.
3784
01:56:53.228 --> 01:56:54.291
If you see me in public with a cigarette.
3785
01:56:54.291 --> 01:56:55.124
Same, slap it outta my--
3786
01:56:56.132 --> 01:56:57.138
Slap Big Cat in his face.
3787
01:56:57.138 --> 01:56:58.100
Except, no wait, don't do it.
3788
01:56:58.100 --> 01:56:59.280
No that's how you're helping me.
3789
01:56:59.280 --> 01:57:00.423
No I'm gonna quit smoking.
3790
01:57:00.423 --> 01:57:02.870
If you see me smoking, slap Big Cat.
3791
01:57:02.870 --> 01:57:04.127
All right fine if you see me then samesies.
3792
01:57:04.127 --> 01:57:06.810
You're gonna pick up smoking so that I get slapped.
3793
01:57:06.810 --> 01:57:07.643
Yes, yeah.
3794
01:57:08.658 --> 01:57:09.663
Deal.
3795
01:57:09.663 --> 01:57:10.664
Take the slap off.
3796
01:57:10.664 --> 01:57:11.697
Deal so don't slap me.
3797
01:57:11.697 --> 01:57:12.692
Take the slap deal off.
3798
01:57:12.692 --> 01:57:13.687
Slap Big Cat if you see me smoking.
3799
01:57:13.687 --> 01:57:15.460
No let's do this together, let's quit smoking together.
3800
01:57:15.460 --> 01:57:16.464
Slap me if you see Big Cat smoking.
3801
01:57:16.464 --> 01:57:17.467
Not in New Orleans.
3802
01:57:17.467 --> 01:57:18.471
It doesn't count in New Orleans.
3803
01:57:18.471 --> 01:57:19.453
Yeah that's true.
3804
01:57:19.453 --> 01:57:20.575
Does not count in New Orleans or Miami.
3805
01:57:20.575 --> 01:57:21.500
Yeah, New Orleans, Miami.
3806
01:57:21.500 --> 01:57:23.143
Grit Week.
3807
01:57:23.143 --> 01:57:24.150
Or at the Combine.
3808
01:57:24.150 --> 01:57:24.983
Or Atlanta if we go to the Final Four.
3809
01:57:24.983 --> 01:57:26.201
Grit Week's a big one.
3810
01:57:26.201 --> 01:57:27.210
Combine.
3811
01:57:27.210 --> 01:57:28.043
If I'm in Japan for the Olympics.
3812
01:57:28.043 --> 01:57:30.710
We're gonna quit smoking in the city of New York.
3813
01:57:30.710 --> 01:57:31.560
On week days.
3814
01:57:31.560 --> 01:57:33.460
Yep, there it is.
3815
01:57:33.460 --> 01:57:34.543
Before 8pm.
3816
01:57:35.404 --> 01:57:39.342
No, we, yeah okay all right,
3817
01:57:39.342 --> 01:57:40.640
I was gonna say our softball team's at two.
3818
01:57:40.640 --> 01:57:42.478
Yeah it's at two so we'll be fine,
3819
01:57:42.478 --> 01:57:43.873
it'll be like a post-game thing.
3820
01:57:43.873 --> 01:57:44.706
Fine, fine, I was gonna say I'm gonna have to--
3821
01:57:44.706 --> 01:57:45.539
No yeah, you gotta rip a couple long darks
3822
01:57:45.539 --> 01:57:48.690
if you're out with a post-game drink with the lads.
3823
01:57:48.690 --> 01:57:50.790
Do our post, well our softball game will be at two,
3824
01:57:50.790 --> 01:57:52.250
our post-game will be at nine.
3825
01:57:52.250 --> 01:57:53.900
Yep.
3826
01:57:53.900 --> 01:57:54.780
What was your who's back?
3827
01:57:54.780 --> 01:57:58.930
My who's back of the week is Papa John.
3828
01:57:58.930 --> 01:58:00.472
Yeah.
3829
01:58:00.472 --> 01:58:02.940
So Papa John is officially now a Kentucky fan.
3830
01:58:02.940 --> 01:58:06.890
He has burned his bridges at Louisville,
3831
01:58:06.890 --> 01:58:09.810
so he's not gonna be able to go back on that campus
3832
01:58:09.810 --> 01:58:11.660
and be the king that he once was then.
3833
01:58:11.660 --> 01:58:13.240
But you can't keep Papa John
3834
01:58:13.240 --> 01:58:14.950
out of the National Sports discussion,
3835
01:58:14.950 --> 01:58:16.740
so he's wearing blue shirts.
3836
01:58:16.740 --> 01:58:19.600
He's sitting like two rows behind Cal Perry
3837
01:58:19.600 --> 01:58:21.190
at home games in Kentucky.
3838
01:58:21.190 --> 01:58:23.360
He is now a Kentucky super fan.
3839
01:58:23.360 --> 01:58:24.968
Incredible, incredible.
3840
01:58:24.968 --> 01:58:25.963
So what a rebrand.
3841
01:58:25.963 --> 01:58:26.796
What a rebrand for Papa John, the Papa.
3842
01:58:26.796 --> 01:58:27.629
All right--
3843
01:58:28.976 --> 01:58:30.225
Is Dante, what do you think his New Years resolution is,
3844
01:58:30.225 --> 01:58:31.550
like eat 25 pizzas a month?
3845
01:58:31.550 --> 01:58:32.590
He's gonna, yeah.
3846
01:58:32.590 --> 01:58:33.770
No, I think he goes more.
3847
01:58:33.770 --> 01:58:36.850
No saying the N-word for three days.
3848
01:58:36.850 --> 01:58:38.870
No, only say the N-word
3849
01:58:38.870 --> 01:58:40.970
if it's quoting someone else who said it.
3850
01:58:40.970 --> 01:58:42.920
But I also say it so I can quote myself.
3851
01:58:42.920 --> 01:58:44.106
Yep.
3852
01:58:44.106 --> 01:58:45.180
That, yeah, that's a rule.
3853
01:58:45.180 --> 01:58:46.770
All right and, kind of similar,
3854
01:58:46.770 --> 01:58:48.080
my who's back is Kevin Spacey,
3855
01:58:48.080 --> 01:58:49.580
so not totally similar,
3856
01:58:49.580 --> 01:58:51.740
but Kevin Spacey made another creepy video
3857
01:58:51.740 --> 01:58:53.353
on Christmas to just creep us all out.
3858
01:58:53.353 --> 01:58:54.520
What the hell Kevin Spacey.
3859
01:58:54.520 --> 01:58:57.770
It was, he literally threatened to kill all of us
3860
01:58:57.770 --> 01:58:59.519
with his kindness.
3861
01:58:59.519 --> 01:59:01.400
And then another one of his accusers died.
3862
01:59:01.400 --> 01:59:02.960
Yeah, listen.
3863
01:59:02.960 --> 01:59:04.733
It's fucked up.
3864
01:59:04.733 --> 01:59:06.037
I think the creepiest part of that video
3865
01:59:06.037 --> 01:59:06.870
was how he was working that log.
3866
01:59:06.870 --> 01:59:08.810
Like, I don't think Kevin Spacey's ever had to build
3867
01:59:08.810 --> 01:59:10.576
or maintain a fire before.
3868
01:59:10.576 --> 01:59:11.663
No, uh-uh.
3869
01:59:11.663 --> 01:59:12.496
I'm pretty sure it was a gas fireplace.
3870
01:59:12.496 --> 01:59:13.329
Yeah.
3871
01:59:14.168 --> 01:59:15.406
And he was just poking a synthetic log.
3872
01:59:15.406 --> 01:59:16.411
It was an LED screen.
3873
01:59:16.411 --> 01:59:18.020
Yeah, he was poking it, just stabbing it.
3874
01:59:18.020 --> 01:59:19.640
And he was in character as Frank Underwood.
3875
01:59:19.640 --> 01:59:23.820
It's, I watch that video and needed to take a shower.
3876
01:59:23.820 --> 01:59:24.890
It was so fucking creepy.
3877
01:59:24.890 --> 01:59:26.439
So yeah, he's back.
3878
01:59:26.439 --> 01:59:27.750
I would rather he just appear in character
3879
01:59:27.750 --> 01:59:29.590
as the dad from "American Pie"
3880
01:59:29.590 --> 01:59:31.500
and just like smoke weed in the garage.
3881
01:59:31.500 --> 01:59:32.520
And listen to The Who.
3882
01:59:32.520 --> 01:59:34.320
Yeah and work out.
3883
01:59:34.320 --> 01:59:36.402
Just do that, Kevin Spacey.
3884
01:59:36.402 --> 01:59:37.330
Aw man, that guy's a creep.
3885
01:59:37.330 --> 01:59:38.163
All right.
3886
01:59:39.188 --> 01:59:40.021
Did I say "American Pie"?
3887
01:59:40.021 --> 01:59:41.090
I meant "American Beauty."
You meant "American Beauty".
3888
01:59:41.090 --> 01:59:43.046
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
3889
01:59:43.046 --> 01:59:44.548
That woulda been a way different story
3890
01:59:44.548 --> 01:59:45.728
if he was "American Pie."
3891
01:59:45.728 --> 01:59:46.733
Yeah, that would.
3892
01:59:46.733 --> 01:59:47.737
Yeah, I don't think it would work that well.
3893
01:59:47.737 --> 01:59:48.827
He'd be getting his dick stuck in other stuff.
3894
01:59:48.827 --> 01:59:50.840
Yeah, all right, we'll see everyone Thursday.
3895
01:59:50.840 --> 01:59:51.673
Love you guys.