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Today is Monday,
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December 30th, week 17.
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(intense rock music)
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Whap.
Whip, whip.
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One last trip around the sun,
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boom, teach, boom, whoop.
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In Detroit, where the Lion's were ready
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to get down with Dave Blough, Blough (beatboxing),
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Dave Blough, Blough, ooh, yeah.
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Davante Adams Sandler had an uncut gem of a game
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in theaters nation-wide,
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check your local listing.
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Aaron Jeremy Rodgers did his best to fuck the game up
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in the first half, but laid the pipe in the second,
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and under the cover of the dome.
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It was an inside job for Aaron Alex Jones
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as the running back could be heard yelling,
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They're turning the Allen Lazard's gay.
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I've got all the documents right here.
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Let us be the last to wish you a happy Kenny Golladays
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as the Packers win 23-20.
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Whoop, whip, whip, (beatboxing).
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(coughing)
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In Cincinnati, where Sheriff Joe Mixon enforced cruel
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and unusual punishment by making 30,000 people sit
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through a Bengals and Browns game.
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And then a touching tribute to A Christmas Story,
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the Bengals took their Red Ryder BB gun out
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for one last twirl.
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Your kitchens nightmare is over, Cleveland,
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as their won't be any nookie's under the tree
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for Freddie Dearths Kitchens as he bakered a limp biscuit
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of a season and they're, rolling, rolling, rolling,
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come on, his ass outta town. Bengals 33, Browns, 23.
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In Kansas City where Anna Mecole Smith turned
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a lot of guys into hard men when he ran back a kick
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the equivalent of a 104 centerfolds.
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Phil Collins Rivers tried to tell you, No,
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but his body keeps on telling us, Yes,
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as he asks for just one more night
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to throw a couple interceptions.
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Terrell I don't want no Suggs,
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said Don't go chasing waterfalls.
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He'll stick to sacking the Rivers that he's used to.
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Chiefs clinch the first round by, with a 31-21 win.
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Kansas City.
Whap, whap.
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Whup.
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In Baltimore, where as is customary
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throughout the record books when these two teams match up.
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RGIII Billboards Outside Ebbings, Missouri put out
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decent film before Oscar season.
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In a crucial moment, Devlin Sonic the Hedge-Hodges got hit
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and lost his coins, leading to a Ravens score.
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The Mike Tomlin-sanity ran out of a Steelers season,
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but they still got that stake off their September.
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The Ravens 28, the Steelers 10.
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In Houston, where A.J. McCarron Price shoulda bought
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his offensive linemen Rolexes because they gave him
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no time to pass and all they could do is watch.
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Derrick Gonye Henry was all juiced up,
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rushing for three touchdowns and an amazing 40 time,
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chugging for two 11 yards.
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Mike Frabel better have Lorena Bobbitt on speed dial,
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because the Titans are in the Playoffs
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and Frabel's manhood is on the endangered species list,
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as first reported by Pardon My Take
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via Bussing with the Boys.
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Titans 35, Texas 14, whap.
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Rumbling, stumbling, bumbling.
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♪ Standing on a corner Jameis Winston Tampa, Florida ♪
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♪ Such a fine sight to see ♪
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♪ He was stuck at 29 with the game on the line ♪
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♪ And threw a pick six to get to 30 ♪
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♪ He's a gamer, don't be a shamer ♪
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♪ If he gets his eyes fixed, he'll be a Hall of Famer ♪
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Falcons 28, Bucs 22.
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To mile high where it was the last game
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as the Oakland Raiders and Drew sitting on the Lock of a bay
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crashed the party as Dishon Alexander Hamilton was there
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to read them their Lin-Manuel Miranda rights.
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Many thought that Hunter Biden Renfrow was unqualified
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to earn his rookie contract,
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but it turns out it was a perfect call,
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an absolutely perfect call, by Donald Trump Gruden.
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Broncos 16, the Las Vegas Raiders--
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Huh?
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Huh, 15.
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Huh, In the meadow lands where Howie Roseman showed
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this holiday season it's better to give than have receivers,
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Boston Michael Scott came outta nowhere.
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That's what she said.
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Scoring more than an all-inclusive trip to Sandals Jamaica
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on the defensive side of the ball Cox got great penetration.
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That's what she said.
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No more that's what she said's, Michael.
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And the Eagles stood tough through Saquon Barkley's running.
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Well, well how the turn tables.
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The Eagles are back in the playoffs
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as the soaking wet Eli looked on disappointed.
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That's what she said!
Don't do that again.
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Eagles 34, the G-Men, 17.
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The New York football Giants.
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The New York football Giants.
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We finish in Seattle for the NFC West,
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where it was Jimmy Garoppolo versus Marshawn Lynch,
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the beauty and the Beast Mode.
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Kittles versus skittles was an instant classic.
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Travis Homer Simpson and Marge-Shawn Lynch
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made for an animated backfield as the Seahawks strived
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to launch the nuclear Lockett-ship
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to come back in the second half.
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Raheem Dijon Mostert had all the sauce
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as the 49ers win the West and clinch home field advantage,
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a place I know well because a young Swaim
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was there for the catch.
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Look at all that hair.
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That's your swap.
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49ers 26, Seahawks 21.
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All right, week 17, holy shit.
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That was an awesome, awesome, awesome end
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to the 2019 regular season.
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It was a great way to end it,
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and this morning I woke up and it really did hit me
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for the first time that it was week 17.
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I had done such a good job of compartmentalizing
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and not allowing myself to realize
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that this was the official end of football season.
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And it hit me like a ton of bricks,
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but then there's nothing like
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an awesome game slate on Sunday
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to totally wipe that off my brain.
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Now I'm excited for the playoffs.
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And everyone went into this week 17 being like,
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Ah, okay.
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Everyone kinda knows who's in the playoffs,
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there's a couple situations, you know,
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the Titans are gonna win so it doesn't really matter.
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Everything basically went up in smoke
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in terms of seating.
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The last game, which we'll start with,
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was an instant classic out in Seattle.
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The 49ers hold on to get the one seed,
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which, we were sitting here watching it,
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talking about all the implications.
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If the Seahawks win that game,
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the Packers then have the one seed,
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the Saints have a by and the two seed,
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so they only have to win one game away from home,
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and everything gets blown up
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by that last play at the goal line.
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Holy shit, Seahawks, how do you take that delay of game?
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I actually think, conspiracy theory here,
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that Pete Carroll took the delay of game
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on purpose because he didn't want to be stuck in a situation
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where he screwed up on the one yard line,
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again with Marshawn Lynch back, which,
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that game was so good,
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we forgot how awesome it was that Marshawn Lynch is back.
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Yes, and he got that touchdown
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where he jumped over the line.
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I think they were gonna give--
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Shoulda held his dick.
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Yeah, they were gonna give him the ball.
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Yeah.
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On the one this time, they had to.
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I, yes, yes.
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They had to give him the ball this time,
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so yeah, Pete Carroll kinda saved himself from himself.
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But then--
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By backing it up to the six yard line,
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but then, the very end of the game,
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well first of all before they got there,
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there was a questionable unnecessary roughness penalty
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on the 9ers that backed 'em up on their drive.
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Right.
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There were so many different ball don't lie situations
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in this game.
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The ball weaved in a very intricate web of deception
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throughout the game, so I was not sure if the end
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of the game was a ball don't lie,
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if the pass interference that wasn't called
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was a ball don't lie, if Hollister getting tackled
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at the one and then rotating over to the end zone
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was a ball don't lie.
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Ball don't lie.
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I don't know if the ball lied or not.
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I'm pretty sure that it doesn't.
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I think the 49ers were the better team throughout the year
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so I think they deserve to win the NFC West,
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and they deserve to get the one seed.
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Russell Wilson with the ball in the fourth quarter,
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there's nothing like it.
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He's just an electric factory.
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When you watch him, I've thrown this out there,
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for a few years now, but in terms of quarterbacks
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I want to have the ball at the end of the game,
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he's my number one.
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Yeah.
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He's my number one, even though they didn't score there,
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he's still my number one 'cause he did everything
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to get them to score.
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I don't know who you blame the delay of game on,
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but credit to the 49ers for holding on,
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and the odds of their, like getting to the Super Bowl
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just drastically changed now that they get two home games
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to get to Miami instead of being the fifth seed
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and having to finish this game and then immediately fly
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to Philadelphia and play the Eagles,
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who win the NFC East.
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There was a lot at stake at the very end of this game
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and Russell Wilson is, the great part about Russell
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is he's mastered all these different weird little nuances
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in the position of quarterback,
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so he can slide better than any quarterback.
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Yes.
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He's really good at running out of bounds
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and holding the ball forward to get that extra yard.
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He takes sacks really well.
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He does that turtle thing.
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He's great at getting tackled.
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He will slide his head into a defender's knee
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and draw a hit to the head of the quarterback.
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Yes, every single time.
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He's really good at all these weird little parts
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of the game.
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It was an instant classic and I feel like,
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all the Seahawks do is play in instant classic games.
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Yes, and honestly, not to take anything away
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from the Seahawks because they are a playoff team
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and they played a great game,
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but if you're a Seahawks fan, losing that game,
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now you have to go to Philadelphia
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and you have to win three games on the road
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to get to Miami.
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That feels like a mountain a little too tall to climb.
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It's tough, it's tough.
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It's not impossible.
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I still feel like the Seahawks are one of those teams
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that if they get healthy on defense,
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they could beat anybody.
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Not a lot of time.
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Not a lot of time.
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Not a lot of time, seven days.
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And they're also one of those teams where you think
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about them traveling east and it's like, eh, that's early.
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Although they did beat the Eagles
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earlier in the season in Philadelphia.
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Which, I've always wondered this about west coast fans,
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for these late night games,
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you get done with the game at what, 8:30 at night?
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Yeah.
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Do you eat before the game or after the game?
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No I think they eat during the game.
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They have dinner parties.
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Yeah they do it during the game,
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but I guess it would be beneficial
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to be on the west coast right now,
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because then you have four hours to stay up
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and be juiced up about that game because--
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You're not gonna sleep, yeah.
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I don't know, if you're on the east coast
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and you're watching that game, you can't go to sleep.
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That was such a great game.
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We were standing, I was standing up.
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That's the key to when you know a game is an instant classic
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when you find yourself just involuntarily standing up
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in your living room or we're sitting
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in the studio right now.
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Big plays, I would just get up.
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Like why am I standing?
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I have no idea.
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We're just amped.
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Because football has just made me rise to my feet
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because I'm so into the moment.
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Football is the best drug known to man.
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It gets you going and we should give credit
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to the 49ers, too because offensively,
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the 49ers are a problem for anybody
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Although, although.
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The way they run their offense,
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I know you have your questions about 'em.
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No, no, no, no, that's not what I was gonna say.
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No, I wasn't gonna say that.
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I was gonna say Kyle Shanahan, you kinda let me down
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by punting there on fourth and one
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when your offense is so good.
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Yep.
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And in one yard, and you're supposed to be the guy.
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There's a little nerd twitter bot that I follow
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that does the in-game percentages.
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Their percentage to win the game went down by 19%
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by punting instead of going for it.
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I thought they should've gone for it.
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Yeah.
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I mean, he was yelling, he was so emphatic
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about sending the punt team out there.
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It looked like he was thinking about it.
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So are you stanning Kyle Shanahan in the playoffs?
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Also, at the very end of the game, Kyle,
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you coulda taken a knee,
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you coulda taken that safety for me,
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given me the over for the world.
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For Al Michaels.
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For the Seahawks plus three and a half,
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that was an all-time--
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It was huge.
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Are they going to take that safety
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and just swing every single bet,
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and then we get Rovell to tweet some stupid like,
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Oh, this many billions of dollars changed hands.
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Shut up.
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All right I was upset, though,
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because I did not get a graphic.
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I did not get an example shown on the screen
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of how loud it is in Seattle.
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Yeah.
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Usually they'll compare,
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they'll show how loud other things are.
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They'll be like,
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Here's the decibel level for the fans in Seattle.
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Here's what a jet engine sounds like.
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Here's what it sounds like when you're recording a podcast
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and nobody will clear the air
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out of the pipes in your studio.
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Like all these very loud things to compare,
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so I had no idea if it was loud or not.
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I think that they haven't done a story
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about the Seattle crowd recently enough
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for people to remember it because--
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The 12s.
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I, listen, they're hanging in the rafters.
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Remember that, the only team that's ever,
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they basically retired the number.
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They retired, no they did retire the number 12.
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Retired the number 12, that's whatever.
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I'm not gonna beat up on Seattle right now,
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'cause that was a bad loss, but it's such a lame move.
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I need an update right now, because I'm pretty sure
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there was some ongoing litigation--
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Yes.
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Between Texas A&M and Seattle fans for who gets
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the right to the number 12.
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I think they like, Texas A&M like leased it to 'em.
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They franchised it.
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Yes.
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They own the number 12
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and you can pay them a rate to use it.
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What I was gonna say though, is I facetiously tweeted out,
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Is it always this loud in Seattle?
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And a lot of people were like,
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Yeah dude, it's always this loud.
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That was clearly a joke because for,
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I think what's happened is,
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there was that run.
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It was probably like right when the Beast Quake happened
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until they won a Super Bowl.
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Every time Seattle played in a prime time game,
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the lead story was, man these fans are loud.
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They haven't done that, I think, you know what,
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I'm gonna blame Rick Reilly.
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Rick Reilly not having his little two minute spot
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on Monday night football has ruined our awareness
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of the Seattle crowd being the loudest in the NFL.
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Whether or not it's loud,
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Rick Reilly did have a heater, though.
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He said, I haven't seen a red zone mismanaged that badly
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since I got that parking ticket at DIA.
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Oh!
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So DIA, you might wonder what that is.
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That's the Denver International Airport.
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Yep.
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Where Rick apparently--
Big conspiracy theory.
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Yeah, so Rick is throwing some,
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a little red meat out there.
Prays to Satan.
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To all the conspiracy nuts.
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But that was very timely on his part.
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But what I was gonna say about the 49ers offense,
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it's so tough to defend because all their plays
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look the same.
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Yeah.
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When they're lining up to run 'em,
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but they could run a trap,
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they could run a seam to Kittle.
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They use him as a blocker.
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They use, basically him and Juice.
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Throw it to your fullback down the field.
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Him and Juice, it's like you don't know
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if they're gonna hit you from the side
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or if they're gonna release on a wheel route.
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It's like impossible.
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And then even when they run the ball,
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it almost feels more creative the way
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that they run the ball than the way that they pass it.
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It's like, who's the guy on twitter, PitchingNinja?
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Yeah.
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That shows you, okay here's the delivery
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on this guy's foreseen fast ball
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and here's his delivery on a curve ball
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and the overlays at the same time.
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You could do that exact same thing
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and overlay the San Francisco offense.
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Yes.
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And it would end up in two completely different plays.
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Kyle Shanahan has made running the ball sexy again.
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Like it's become an air league.
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It's become a passing league.
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Everyone's breaking every single record,
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but he has made it sexy.
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And that's why I'm more disappointed
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than I would be with any other team
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when the 49ers have basically a chance to ice the game
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by getting one yard and that's my only concern.
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Kyle Shanahan, don't start seeing ghosts, man.
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You're a good coach.
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You're a really fucking good coach.
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You have a really good team.
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You're the one seed.
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Don't start seeing ghosts out there,
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little Super Bowl past,
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all that shit coming off.
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Yeah, no he's over-corrected from the Super Bowl past.
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Yes.
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Now he runs the ball more often.
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Yes.
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And passes it less than he should sometimes.
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All right, let's go to, we're gonna do all the games.
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Can I bring up one last thing here.
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Yeah.
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About the broadcast.
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Well, actually there are two things I'm gonna miss
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about Sunday night football and Monday night football
438
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coming to a close here.
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Well, we get Sunday night football on Saturday.
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We do get it but it's not the same.
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Yeah.
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Please give me
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the Monday night football: Saturday edition graphic.
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Yeah.
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I would appreciate that.
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I'm gonna miss the ongoing computer graphics battles
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between the Sunday night football crew,
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and the Monday night football crew.
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When they put up those weird little animation sequences
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in the middle of games,
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which by the way, ESPN totally kicks the shit out of NBC.
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Oh they kill 'em.
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It's like virgin Sunday night football,
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Chad Monday night football graphics packages.
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Yes, yes.
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I'm gonna miss that.
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The second thing is Al and Cris
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brought back the quarter-zip.
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One was wearing a cardigan, the other guy was wearing
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like a golf quarter-zip.
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They looked like two gay parents who were upset
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at the lifestyle choice of their heterosexual son.
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Okay, I mean, okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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(Big Cat laughs)
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They were very ashamed.
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Okay.
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How do I tell your father?
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He's not gonna understand.
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Yeah, I mean I love the broadcast too.
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Yeah.
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All right, should we get into the whole slate of games?
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Did that not make sense?
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I feel that made sense.
No it made sense,
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it made sense.
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It was, yeah, it made sense.
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I just see them wearing--
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You don't like hearing the G-word.
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I just see them wearing sweaters.
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Yeah, I looked a little bit deeper into it.
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Like, I just see 'em wearing sweaters,
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I'm like yeah, they're white guys in their 50s,
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of course they're wearing sweaters.
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Yeah.
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That's what every white guy in his 50s wears.
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I don't know, I'd like to see a suit.
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(Big Cat laughs)
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All right, let's do the whole slate of games.
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Some games we'll skip over pretty quickly,
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but some we gotta focus on and you'd think
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that we're gonna start with the Patriots
493
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somehow losing to the Dolphins,
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but they actually got upstaged by the game
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of the one o'clock hour.
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And that was the one and only Jameis Winston
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with the walk-off pick six to get his 30th interception
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of the year the first, the only member of the 30-30 club,
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30 touchdowns, 30 interceptions.
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Let's start with actually where Bruce Arians
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said after the game.
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In evaluating Jameis' future with the team,
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he said, There's so much good
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and so much outright terrible.
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Yep.
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That perfectly sums up Jameis Winston.
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That's Jameis Winston in a nutshell right there.
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I loved--
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And not only was it a walk-off pick six
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for the 30 interception mark,
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it also hit the over.
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Yes.
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So it was like a play perfectly designed for us.
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I felt like, I feel like the football Gods
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were beaming that directly into our ears and our eyes.
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It was incredible and Jameis Winston,
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we've been on this all year.
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This has been a story line all year
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that he is comically the funniest quarterback
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to ever grace God's Earth.
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And he is now in the record books.
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He also is, the good, he's the eighth quarterback all-time
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to throw for over 5,000 yards in a season.
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Which he also got in this game.
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Which he also got in this game.
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This is a milestone game for Jameis.
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It was incredible.
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Jameis could've, it was like Ted Williams when he hit 400.
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Jameis could've sat out that overtime.
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Right.
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And not given us that 30th interception,
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but he wanted to give the fans what they came their for.
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It was to a linebacker.
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He has linebacker blindness.
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He also said after the game
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in an awesome Jameis press conference.
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He said, If you look at my numbers, I'm balling.
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I gotta stop giving the ball to the other team.
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If I eliminate those, I'm gonna be the best.
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You better check the sheet.
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I'm gonna be the best.
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It's true.
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It is, if he doesn't throw interceptions,
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he would be the MVP.
He's balling.
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If he threw no interceptions this year,
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he would've been the MVP.
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But if he threw no interceptions,
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he wouldn't be Jameis.
Correct.
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And that's why we love him.
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And he says that he wants $30 million a year.
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Should.
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I actually think that as far as entertainment value goes,
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his worth for the NFL is worth well over $30 million a year.
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Yes.
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Because of what he delivers to the fans.
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If he doesn't get $30 million, I will pitch in.
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I will help Jameis get up there to that point
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because he's worth every penny.
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I pray, you know when you get the bump
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from, a team does well and they get the prime time bump.
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Yeah.
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The Bears had it this year.
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They played, whatever, five, six prime time games
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because they were good last year.
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Please give Jameis the bump.
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Ooh night, yep.
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Please give Jameis the bump so we can see him
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in Sunday night and Monday night all next year.
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Like, when the schedule-makers are trying to figure out
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how to get a good match up in week 12,
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just throw Jameis in there, 'cause he,
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no matter who he plays,
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he could play no one and it would be pure entertainment.
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Yeah, absolutely, so yeah.
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I agree 100%, Jameis needs to be featured more.
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He is probably my favorite quarterback to watch play.
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Yes.
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I don't think that there's even a close second.
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I mean, maybe Lamar or Pat Mahomes when they're at the peak.
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Yeah, but they're like good good.
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But it's that they're, yeah they're good.
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Not funny good,
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funny bad.
Yeah, you're just like,
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Oh my God that was an amazing throw.
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Yeah.
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You don't get the slapstick of Jameis
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going out in overtime
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against the Falcons.
Then squinting.
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(Big Cat laughs)
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Squinting and having an anvil fall on his head
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and have his linemen use a spatula
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to pick him up off the ground.
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I cannot--
He's a cartoon character.
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Jameis Winston is a cartoon character
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and if I'm Bruce Arians, I don't know
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if I wanna fix his sight.
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No.
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I think maybe, as far as it goes,
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first of all I don't think
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that Bruce Arians believes in Lasik eye surgery.
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No.
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I think he'll probably just tell Jameis
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to go stare directly at the sun
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for a couple hours every day and hopefully that'll,
605
20:19.580 --> 20:22.670
the suns rays, Ray Baker, will be his eye surgeon.
606
20:22.670 --> 20:23.503
Yes, yes.
607
20:23.503 --> 20:24.336
And help correct some of that.
608
20:24.336 --> 20:27.320
No, but Jameis, like just think about it.
609
20:27.320 --> 20:30.970
He was, we talked about the 30 interceptions all year,
610
20:30.970 --> 20:34.640
and we get to overtime, shout out Dan Quinn
611
20:34.640 --> 20:38.260
for a meaningless game, kicking a field goal to tie it up.
612
20:38.260 --> 20:39.920
We get to overtime and he does it.
613
20:39.920 --> 20:42.930
A pick six to end it and here's even more poetic justice.
614
20:42.930 --> 20:44.280
Jameis Winston, so we don't know
615
20:44.280 --> 20:45.160
what's gonna happen with him.
616
20:45.160 --> 20:48.620
I assume the Bucks are gonna bring him back at least,
617
20:48.620 --> 20:50.800
maybe franchise tag him, whatever may happen.
618
20:50.800 --> 20:53.690
But let's just say Jameis Winston is a free agent
619
20:53.690 --> 20:55.430
and goes somewhere else.
620
20:55.430 --> 20:58.580
Jameis Winston, the first pass he ever threw
621
20:58.580 --> 21:01.480
for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, a pick six.
622
21:01.480 --> 21:06.480
A pick six, week one, 2015 against the Titans.
623
21:06.520 --> 21:08.930
His last pass for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers,
624
21:08.930 --> 21:12.940
a pick six, week 17, 2019 against the Atlanta Falcons.
625
21:12.940 --> 21:15.160
That is so fucking poetic.
626
21:15.160 --> 21:16.790
So I actually am rooting for him to not be
627
21:16.790 --> 21:19.410
on the Bucs next year, just so we can be like, look at that.
628
21:19.410 --> 21:21.520
It would be a great ending to a great career with--
629
21:21.520 --> 21:22.404
I want him on the Bears.
630
21:22.404 --> 21:23.237
Yeah, do you really?
Yes.
631
21:23.237 --> 21:24.490
I think you say that.
No I do.
632
21:24.490 --> 21:26.777
You say that, but I think--
Dude the Bears stink,
633
21:26.777 --> 21:27.610
they're always gonna stink.
I think your attitude
634
21:27.610 --> 21:28.443
would change a little bit.
635
21:28.443 --> 21:29.276
No they're always gonna stink.
636
21:29.276 --> 21:31.322
Not being able to laugh at him,
637
21:31.322 --> 21:32.210
but having people laugh at you for him.
638
21:32.210 --> 21:35.210
PFT, we're gonna get to this, but Carson Wentz threw
639
21:35.210 --> 21:36.800
for 4,000 yards, first time
640
21:36.800 --> 21:39.760
an Eagles quarterback's ever thrown for 4,000 yards.
641
21:39.760 --> 21:40.920
There's only one team left
642
21:40.920 --> 21:43.130
that has not had a 4,000 yard passer.
643
21:43.130 --> 21:44.000
It's the Chicago Bears.
644
21:44.000 --> 21:45.083
Okay.
645
21:45.083 --> 21:46.102
So I want Jameis Winston.
646
21:46.102 --> 21:47.229
Well yeah, he's definitely gonna get you 4,000.
647
21:47.229 --> 21:48.388
I want Jameis Winston.
648
21:48.388 --> 21:49.221
I was trying to figure out earlier this week
649
21:49.221 --> 21:52.230
who the leading tackler on the Bucs offense is this year?
650
21:52.230 --> 21:53.840
Ooh, great question.
651
21:53.840 --> 21:55.849
It's not Jameis 'cause he stinks at tackling.
652
21:55.849 --> 21:57.754
Yeah, yeah, great question.
653
21:57.754 --> 21:58.753
'Cause he can't see the guy
654
21:58.753 --> 21:59.586
after he throws the ball to him.
655
21:59.586 --> 22:01.180
Fuck, although seven of 'em, so 30 interceptions,
656
22:01.180 --> 22:02.710
seven of 'em weren't tackled.
657
22:02.710 --> 22:04.763
Yeah, oh yeah so that hurts his stats a little bit.
658
22:04.763 --> 22:05.596
(laughs) Yeah.
659
22:05.596 --> 22:07.700
I would say, Philip Rivers is actually really good
660
22:07.700 --> 22:09.800
at throwing interceptions that get tackled afterwards.
661
22:09.800 --> 22:11.586
Yeah, Cameron Brate.
662
22:11.586 --> 22:12.890
Cameron Brate, I was gonna say Mike Evans
663
22:12.890 --> 22:14.720
because he's fast, he's big.
664
22:14.720 --> 22:15.638
Yeah.
665
22:15.638 --> 22:16.910
He usually chases a guy down from behind.
666
22:16.910 --> 22:18.380
But that's, there's a lot
667
22:18.380 --> 22:19.587
of the picks are to the linebackers, so.
668
22:19.587 --> 22:21.170
Right, so a tight end might work better.
669
22:21.170 --> 22:22.270
Someone give us that stat.
670
22:22.270 --> 22:24.655
Who's the leading tackler on the Bucs offense this year?
671
22:24.655 --> 22:25.488
Yes.
672
22:25.488 --> 22:26.670
Last thing about this game,
673
22:26.670 --> 22:28.770
'cause we should just quickly talk about the Falcons,
674
22:28.770 --> 22:32.100
they are perfectly, perfectly placed to be,
675
22:32.100 --> 22:34.390
one of the dark-horse teams in 2020.
676
22:34.390 --> 22:36.080
'Cause they finished the season on a high note.
677
22:36.080 --> 22:38.350
They go seven and nine after a terrible start.
678
22:38.350 --> 22:39.370
They keep Dan Quinn.
679
22:39.370 --> 22:40.370
They keep Dimitroff.
680
22:41.240 --> 22:43.810
This will definitely be the,
681
22:43.810 --> 22:48.160
you'll be sitting September 2020
682
22:48.160 --> 22:50.170
and you'll be watching the Fox pregame
683
22:50.170 --> 22:54.850
and someone, probably, Strahan will probably say,
684
22:54.850 --> 22:56.480
You know which team I really got my eye on?
685
22:56.480 --> 22:57.630
The Atlanta Falcons.
686
22:57.630 --> 22:59.149
Hey, they've got all the talent.
687
22:59.149 --> 23:00.026
They got all the talent.
688
23:00.026 --> 23:00.859
They've got great receivers.
689
23:00.859 --> 23:03.460
Yes, yes, all right, so, oh!
690
23:03.460 --> 23:04.830
We didn't even mention, too,
691
23:04.830 --> 23:07.330
the Falcons had the longest touchdown
692
23:07.330 --> 23:09.640
by a player weighing at least 300 pounds in NFL history.
693
23:09.640 --> 23:10.473
That was pretty sick.
694
23:10.473 --> 23:11.306
Yes, yes.
Is it tackle eligible,
695
23:11.306 --> 23:12.680
which it wasn't covered at all.
696
23:12.680 --> 23:15.123
And as Danny Kelly pointed out, that guy.
697
23:15.123 --> 23:15.956
It does.
698
23:15.956 --> 23:17.640
He looks like me, but like a bigger,
699
23:17.640 --> 23:19.217
he looks like if I ate you.
Yes.
700
23:19.217 --> 23:21.500
And if you put a picture up, oh my God.
701
23:21.500 --> 23:22.730
It's crazy.
It's hilarious.
702
23:22.730 --> 23:23.990
What's the guy's name?
703
23:23.990 --> 23:26.140
Ty Sambrailo.
Ty Sambrailo.
704
23:26.140 --> 23:28.380
Immediately, my favorite tight end in the NFL,
705
23:28.380 --> 23:29.213
even though he's a tackle.
706
23:29.213 --> 23:31.980
And Jameis one of one had one stat for us,
707
23:31.980 --> 23:33.580
12 times a quarterback has thrown
708
23:33.580 --> 23:35.140
30 interceptions in the NFL,
709
23:35.140 --> 23:37.640
none of those 12 times has the quarterback also thrown
710
23:37.640 --> 23:39.240
30 touchdowns in that season.
711
23:39.240 --> 23:40.320
There you go, electric.
712
23:40.320 --> 23:42.540
So Jameis is the greatest of all time.
713
23:42.540 --> 23:43.373
Yes.
714
23:43.373 --> 23:44.300
He is, Jameis one of one.
715
23:44.300 --> 23:46.950
He's fucking nuts and he's hilarious and I love him.
716
23:46.950 --> 23:49.070
He actually is the answer,
717
23:49.070 --> 23:50.470
and we're gonna get to the Phil Rivers later,
718
23:50.470 --> 23:52.610
but he is the answer to losing our heroes,
719
23:52.610 --> 23:55.160
Eli, Phil Rivers, Ben Roethlisberger.
720
23:55.160 --> 23:58.090
If Jameis can be in the NFL for another decade,
721
23:58.090 --> 24:01.800
he will be the, the torch has been passed
722
24:01.800 --> 24:04.150
to our hilarious quarterbacks we can make fun of.
723
24:04.150 --> 24:06.810
He's almost actually if you like threw
724
24:06.810 --> 24:09.020
all three of those guys into,
725
24:09.020 --> 24:11.249
you have like the Roethlisberger off field.
726
24:11.249 --> 24:12.162
Yeah, you got the allegations.
727
24:12.162 --> 24:13.120
(laughs) Yeah.
728
24:13.120 --> 24:14.951
You've got the Philip Rivers interceptions.
729
24:14.951 --> 24:17.040
You got the squinting Eli Manning dumb face.
730
24:17.040 --> 24:18.600
It's all kinda perfect.
731
24:18.600 --> 24:21.870
Yeah, the Phil Rivers God, like he really is,
732
24:21.870 --> 24:23.690
just mashing all three of those guys together,
733
24:23.690 --> 24:24.523
you get Jameis Winston.
734
24:24.523 --> 24:25.590
Yeah, he was designed in a lab
735
24:25.590 --> 24:27.413
to be just our perfect person.
736
24:27.413 --> 24:28.246
For us.
737
24:28.246 --> 24:29.414
Our special little boy.
738
24:29.414 --> 24:30.890
All right, let's do the next big game.
739
24:30.890 --> 24:33.030
The Patriots-Dolphins.
740
24:33.030 --> 24:35.250
I'm still shocked that the Patriots lost this game.
741
24:35.250 --> 24:36.083
I'm not.
742
24:36.083 --> 24:39.440
Tom Brady at home versus AFC teams that finished
743
24:39.440 --> 24:42.950
with a losing record, before this game was 61 and oh.
744
24:42.950 --> 24:45.330
61 and zero, that's insane.
745
24:45.330 --> 24:48.123
He never had lost to an AFC team
746
24:48.123 --> 24:50.510
that had a losing record at the end of the year.
747
24:50.510 --> 24:52.240
The Dolphins stunned him.
748
24:52.240 --> 24:55.360
I don't even know, it's, how are you not shocked?
749
24:55.360 --> 24:56.926
I know it's the Ryan Fitzpatrick part.
750
24:56.926 --> 24:57.759
Yeah, so here's the thing.
Ryan Fitzpatrick was
751
24:57.759 --> 25:00.070
Fitzmagic, yeah.
We were due for Fitzmagic.
752
25:00.070 --> 25:02.070
We hadn't gotten full Fitzmagic this year yet,
753
25:02.070 --> 25:03.840
and this game was what you get.
754
25:03.840 --> 25:05.730
You get one incredible performance.
755
25:05.730 --> 25:08.610
You get one thing that shocks the world every season
756
25:08.610 --> 25:10.370
out of Ryan Fitzpatrick, this was it.
757
25:10.370 --> 25:13.297
Also, if you look at who the Dolphins played last week,
758
25:13.297 --> 25:15.910
it was the Bengals, so the Patriots weren't able
759
25:15.910 --> 25:17.890
to scout the Bengals properly
760
25:17.890 --> 25:19.740
because of the last time they tried to do that,
761
25:19.740 --> 25:21.610
so they didn't have all the intel down on the Dolphins.
762
25:21.610 --> 25:23.840
But here's where it was shocking to me.
763
25:23.840 --> 25:28.510
It was, the Patriots offense has been bad or mediocre,
764
25:28.510 --> 25:29.670
whatever you want to call it all year,
765
25:29.670 --> 25:31.820
so you kind of expected them to not, you know,
766
25:31.820 --> 25:33.410
be able to win a shoot out.
767
25:33.410 --> 25:36.150
The Patriots defense has been great all year.
768
25:36.150 --> 25:38.490
Stephon Gilmore was the defensive player of the year
769
25:38.490 --> 25:41.050
up until today, he probably lost it today.
770
25:41.050 --> 25:42.740
Because DeVante Parker went off,
771
25:42.740 --> 25:45.210
and it wasn't all to him, but that part,
772
25:45.210 --> 25:47.490
like you don't see a Bill Belichick team
773
25:47.490 --> 25:52.170
come out flat for a game that they should be able to roll.
774
25:52.170 --> 25:54.810
You're probably thinking right now, Where's Hank?
775
25:54.810 --> 25:56.140
He's not here.
776
25:56.140 --> 25:58.770
He is on vacation, yet again.
777
25:58.770 --> 25:59.890
Well-earned vacation.
778
25:59.890 --> 26:00.870
Should we, we'll call him?
779
26:00.870 --> 26:01.760
Should we call him?
Yeah let's give him a call,
780
26:01.760 --> 26:02.790
see what he's up to.
All right.
781
26:02.790 --> 26:04.942
See where the panic button is right now.
782
26:04.942 --> 26:07.442
(phone rings)
783
26:11.880 --> 26:14.331
He's probably, oh, oh.
784
26:14.331 --> 26:15.164
Hello?
785
26:15.164 --> 26:16.718
Hey, hey.
Hey, what's up, Hank?
786
26:16.718 --> 26:17.689
What's up?
787
26:17.689 --> 26:18.522
Hey, hey.
788
26:18.522 --> 26:19.413
How's your vacation?
789
26:20.540 --> 26:21.977
What?
790
26:21.977 --> 26:23.490
How's your vacation?
791
26:23.490 --> 26:25.030
It's going well, it's going well you know,
792
26:25.030 --> 26:28.240
we had a tough day today, we put some things in the past.
793
26:28.240 --> 26:29.930
We're on to 2020.
794
26:29.930 --> 26:31.730
Wait, do you mean, like on your vacation
795
26:31.730 --> 26:33.110
you had a tough day or was there
796
26:33.110 --> 26:35.067
something else that happened?
797
26:35.067 --> 26:38.440
Well on the slopes I was skiing,
798
26:38.440 --> 26:39.580
I fell a couple times.
799
26:39.580 --> 26:42.350
I had a couple of bumps and bruises and then I got off,
800
26:42.350 --> 26:44.540
and you know, Patriots lost the game.
801
26:44.540 --> 26:47.884
Oh, oh, we weren't even calling about that.
802
26:47.884 --> 26:48.717
We were just calling to see how your vacation is.
803
26:48.717 --> 26:51.567
I actually have a SeatGeek question for you, Hank.
804
26:51.567 --> 26:52.400
Oh, great.
805
26:52.400 --> 26:53.850
SeatGeek promo code take,
806
26:53.850 --> 26:58.850
you can go to the Patriots wild-card round next Saturday
807
26:59.010 --> 27:01.440
with SeatGeek promo code take,
808
27:01.440 --> 27:02.310
you get $10 off.
809
27:02.310 --> 27:03.310
Yeah, yeah.
810
27:03.310 --> 27:04.860
My question to you is,
811
27:04.860 --> 27:07.117
where's the panic button?
812
27:07.117 --> 27:10.473
Panic button's out, I mean the panic button,
813
27:10.473 --> 27:13.133
panic button's firmly out, ready to get pressed.
814
27:14.080 --> 27:15.830
It's out, it's fully out.
815
27:15.830 --> 27:17.250
Are you worried at all about the Titans
816
27:17.250 --> 27:19.333
or do you think that you're gonna win this one
817
27:19.333 --> 27:22.010
and then the next game the wheels are gonna fall off?
818
27:22.010 --> 27:23.070
No, I'm worried about the Titans.
819
27:23.070 --> 27:25.500
I mean clearly Brian Flores Belicheck disciple,
820
27:25.500 --> 27:26.820
he beat us today.
821
27:26.820 --> 27:29.240
Mike Vrabel, another Belicheck disciple,
822
27:29.240 --> 27:30.540
he's coming in next week.
823
27:30.540 --> 27:32.550
I'm concerned, I'm very worried.
824
27:32.550 --> 27:34.260
Panic button is out.
825
27:34.260 --> 27:35.895
It's tough times.
826
27:35.895 --> 27:37.930
Yeah, last question, or maybe not even a question,
827
27:37.930 --> 27:40.143
more of a statement, want your thoughts.
828
27:41.750 --> 27:45.380
Turnover differential in this game, minus two.
829
27:45.380 --> 27:47.060
Patriots didn't get any turnovers.
830
27:47.060 --> 27:49.030
They turned the ball over twice, thoughts?
831
27:49.030 --> 27:52.700
Yeah, sometimes the player of year candidate
832
27:52.700 --> 27:56.280
did the exact opposite of what you would hope for him to do.
833
27:56.280 --> 27:58.060
Defense didn't play great.
834
27:58.060 --> 27:59.562
Fitzmagic just tore us up.
835
27:59.562 --> 28:00.395
Yeah, yeah.
836
28:00.395 --> 28:02.893
Yeah it's a tough one to swallow for sure.
837
28:03.765 --> 28:05.810
Do you feel at all responsible
838
28:05.810 --> 28:07.390
for the Dolphins beating the Patriots
839
28:07.390 --> 28:10.360
because of the very vulgar dolphin sound effects
840
28:10.360 --> 28:13.049
that you put into our last fastest two minutes?
841
28:13.049 --> 28:14.120
Oh!
842
28:14.120 --> 28:15.970
I mean that's, it's honestly like
843
28:15.970 --> 28:18.090
it's the biggest catch 22 of the entire season.
844
28:18.090 --> 28:20.610
It's fucked up, say something nice about the Dolphins.
845
28:20.610 --> 28:22.563
I have nothing nice to say about them.
846
28:22.563 --> 28:23.396
Oh.
847
28:23.396 --> 28:24.229
(laughing)
848
28:24.229 --> 28:25.774
They ruined my vacation, they ruined my vacation.
849
28:25.774 --> 28:27.537
Aw no, all right well, all right.
850
28:27.537 --> 28:29.267
Something for, nice for you guys.
851
28:29.267 --> 28:31.952
You still have three days more of your vacation.
852
28:31.952 --> 28:32.785
Yeah.
853
28:32.785 --> 28:33.839
So I'm sure you'll rebound.
854
28:33.839 --> 28:34.672
Yeah, you probably have another vacation
855
28:34.672 --> 28:36.555
before the new year.
Yeah, right.
856
28:36.555 --> 28:37.388
So you gotta squeeze out all those days.
857
28:37.388 --> 28:39.030
Yeah.
858
28:39.030 --> 28:40.010
Yeah, that's true.
859
28:40.010 --> 28:42.010
Okay, all right, well we'll talk to you later, man.
860
28:42.010 --> 28:44.270
We still got like two more hours of the show to go.
861
28:44.270 --> 28:45.103
Bye, Hank.
862
28:45.103 --> 28:46.061
All right.
863
28:46.061 --> 28:46.894
All right, keep it up, love you guys.
864
28:46.894 --> 28:47.849
Okay, I love you too.
865
28:47.849 --> 28:48.682
Love you too, Hank.
866
28:48.682 --> 28:50.466
I'm sorry again for last year.
867
28:50.466 --> 28:51.299
Oh man, that's tough.
868
28:51.299 --> 28:52.150
That is very, very tough.
869
28:52.150 --> 28:55.330
So I just wanna take a quick victory lap here
870
28:55.330 --> 28:57.500
for accurately predicting that the Dolphins were gonna
871
28:57.500 --> 28:59.460
beat the Patriots in week 17,
872
28:59.460 --> 29:01.580
and they finished the season with five wins.
873
29:01.580 --> 29:02.730
Which wasn't your seven.
874
29:02.730 --> 29:05.260
But I went back, looked at their schedule,
875
29:05.260 --> 29:07.100
they lost by one point to the Jets.
876
29:07.100 --> 29:08.813
Wait, but that's still a loss.
877
29:08.813 --> 29:09.646
Wait, let me finish.
878
29:09.646 --> 29:12.500
One point to the Jets, one point to the R-words,
879
29:12.500 --> 29:14.130
and only 49 to the Ravens.
880
29:14.130 --> 29:15.900
They could've very easily been eight and eight.
881
29:15.900 --> 29:16.733
Flip those, yeah.
882
29:16.733 --> 29:18.831
They coulda been eight and eight
883
29:18.831 --> 29:19.664
and looking at possibly,
884
29:19.664 --> 29:21.549
they coulda been in the hunt.
885
29:21.549 --> 29:23.170
Seven wins, fell short, two short.
886
29:23.170 --> 29:25.509
Also, did you guys see the story that the Patriots--
887
29:25.509 --> 29:26.472
Story of your life.
888
29:26.472 --> 29:27.793
Yeah, the Patriots, they, that was fucked up.
889
29:27.793 --> 29:29.630
That was mean, that was mean, that was mean.
890
29:29.630 --> 29:30.939
It came out and I just, I'm sorry.
891
29:30.939 --> 29:32.660
That was very mean.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
892
29:32.660 --> 29:34.857
I am sorry.
Five foot seven to nine.
893
29:34.857 --> 29:35.690
(Big Cat laughs)
894
29:35.690 --> 29:37.143
That's me and the Dolphins.
895
29:38.540 --> 29:40.908
The Patriots, they lent their plane to Navy.
896
29:40.908 --> 29:42.041
Did you see that?
Yes.
897
29:42.041 --> 29:44.325
So the Navy, I guess Navy doesn't have any planes.
898
29:44.325 --> 29:46.184
No, just boats, a shit load of boats.
899
29:46.184 --> 29:47.630
So Bob Kraft gave them their plane.
900
29:47.630 --> 29:49.180
I don't know if the Patriots got to fly
901
29:49.180 --> 29:52.640
on their normal plane over the course of the last week
902
29:52.640 --> 29:56.040
for any unexpected trips or whatever, but that's kind of a,
903
29:56.040 --> 29:58.830
that's tough when your owner's giving out your plane
904
29:58.830 --> 30:00.130
to a branch of the Armed Forces.
905
30:00.130 --> 30:00.963
Yeah.
906
30:00.963 --> 30:04.430
The Navy is using the Patriots as their own personal Uber.
907
30:04.430 --> 30:05.263
So that's tough.
908
30:05.263 --> 30:10.263
Yeah, it's crazy how different the playoffs look now.
909
30:10.717 --> 30:11.550
Yeah.
910
30:11.550 --> 30:12.383
Because the Patriots have to play the Titans
911
30:12.383 --> 30:15.920
on Saturday night and I, we disagree on this
912
30:15.920 --> 30:17.270
and we'll do a big playoff preview.
913
30:17.270 --> 30:20.090
By the way, we're gonna have a new show Thursday night,
914
30:20.090 --> 30:22.510
so we'll release it early, but we'll have a new show
915
30:22.510 --> 30:25.060
previewing the entire playoffs and everything
916
30:25.060 --> 30:27.380
and talk about the bowl games on Wednesday.
917
30:27.380 --> 30:29.350
We're not gonna have a show on Thursday morning,
918
30:29.350 --> 30:32.560
but I feel like the Patriots are gonna rule the Titans
919
30:32.560 --> 30:33.870
and everyone's gonna buy back in
920
30:33.870 --> 30:35.593
and then they're gonna lose to the Chiefs.
921
30:35.593 --> 30:36.426
I don't think so.
922
30:36.426 --> 30:37.791
I think the Titans take it too.
923
30:37.791 --> 30:38.640
Okay.
924
30:38.640 --> 30:39.620
Is this the end of the Patriots dynasty?
925
30:39.620 --> 30:41.190
Let me put on my Max Kellerman hat real quick.
926
30:41.190 --> 30:42.660
Do it.
927
30:42.660 --> 30:44.930
Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T.
928
30:44.930 --> 30:48.460
But I think Travis Henry, or Derrick Henry, excuse me.
929
30:48.460 --> 30:50.217
Is the B.O.A.T. running back.
930
30:50.217 --> 30:51.450
(laughs) There it is.
931
30:51.450 --> 30:52.283
Yeah.
932
30:52.283 --> 30:54.830
All right, speaking of the team
933
30:54.830 --> 30:57.780
that took their by, so the Chiefs.
934
30:57.780 --> 30:59.730
The Chiefs beat the chargers,
935
30:59.730 --> 31:03.030
which I think we all went into this game assuming
936
31:03.030 --> 31:04.110
that the Patriots were gonna win,
937
31:04.110 --> 31:05.650
so this game didn't really mean anything.
938
31:05.650 --> 31:07.780
The Chiefs were gonna be the three seed no matter what.
939
31:07.780 --> 31:08.873
Turns out not.
940
31:09.830 --> 31:11.790
I actually, I had a thought.
941
31:11.790 --> 31:15.200
I like to put myself in the mindset
942
31:15.200 --> 31:16.920
of other fan bases during games,
943
31:16.920 --> 31:19.760
so as they were playing the Patriots score
944
31:19.760 --> 31:21.770
and the fans were going crazy,
945
31:21.770 --> 31:24.560
I feel like that was the best post-game tailgate
946
31:24.560 --> 31:27.860
you could ever have given, obviously a playoff win
947
31:27.860 --> 31:28.800
is probably gonna be better,
948
31:28.800 --> 31:31.720
but given the fact that this isn't a real week of work.
949
31:31.720 --> 31:33.180
Wednesday's a day off.
950
31:33.180 --> 31:34.013
Yeah.
951
31:34.013 --> 31:35.180
You have the one o'clock game,
952
31:35.180 --> 31:36.900
noon in Kansas City.
953
31:36.900 --> 31:38.600
You not only beat the Chargers,
954
31:38.600 --> 31:40.910
but you get the two seed and the by,
955
31:40.910 --> 31:44.460
and you get to go basically watch the rest of week 17
956
31:44.460 --> 31:46.810
in the back of your pickup and stand there,
957
31:46.810 --> 31:48.790
and talk about how awesome the game was.
958
31:48.790 --> 31:49.870
That was Nirvana.
959
31:49.870 --> 31:50.940
It's two wins at once.
960
31:50.940 --> 31:52.064
Yes.
961
31:52.064 --> 31:52.897
Yeah, you got a double win
962
31:52.897 --> 31:53.880
and I think they're gonna really enjoy that
963
31:53.880 --> 31:55.990
until Saturday and Sunday come around
964
31:55.990 --> 31:56.823
and they're gonna be like,
965
31:56.823 --> 31:58.030
I kinda wish the Chiefs were playing.
966
31:58.030 --> 31:59.590
They're gonna miss watching their Chiefs play
967
31:59.590 --> 32:00.423
in Kansas City.
968
32:00.423 --> 32:02.240
How 'bout Kevin Harlan doing the play-by-play?
969
32:02.240 --> 32:03.410
Awesome.
For both games.
970
32:03.410 --> 32:05.440
That was like when Alicia Keys played two pianos
971
32:05.440 --> 32:06.870
at the same time at the Grammy Awards.
972
32:06.870 --> 32:07.703
Yes.
973
32:07.703 --> 32:08.570
Kevin Harlan going back and forth
974
32:08.570 --> 32:11.600
between each live update and then the crowd.
975
32:11.600 --> 32:13.840
It reminded me, you remember when John Cena announced
976
32:13.840 --> 32:15.790
that the U.S. killed Osama bin Laden.
977
32:15.790 --> 32:16.623
Yes, yes.
978
32:16.623 --> 32:17.770
At WrestleMania or whatever that was.
979
32:17.770 --> 32:19.190
That's what it reminded me of,
980
32:19.190 --> 32:21.850
seeing all the fans whispering the scores to each other.
981
32:21.850 --> 32:22.683
Yes.
982
32:22.683 --> 32:24.220
And going progressively more insane
983
32:24.220 --> 32:25.477
and getting so amped up and into it.
984
32:25.477 --> 32:26.940
And he, Kevin Harlan.
985
32:26.940 --> 32:27.830
I actually was thinking about this
986
32:27.830 --> 32:30.100
'cause he does the radio calls.
987
32:30.100 --> 32:34.890
He doesn't do TV for the NFL because, I think so.
988
32:34.890 --> 32:36.610
Week 17 they need everyone.
989
32:36.610 --> 32:37.740
All hands on deck because
990
32:37.740 --> 32:39.820
all the games are going on at once.
991
32:39.820 --> 32:40.940
I'm pretty sure he doesn't.
992
32:40.940 --> 32:42.360
I'm pretty sure he does the radio.
993
32:42.360 --> 32:45.390
Well he definitely called the black cat, remember that?
994
32:45.390 --> 32:46.746
The black cat at MetLife.
995
32:46.746 --> 32:47.579
That was radio.
996
32:47.579 --> 32:49.561
Okay so they just took the radio and over--
997
32:49.561 --> 32:50.680
'Cause that was a Monday night game.
998
32:50.680 --> 32:53.190
So, he should be on TV.
999
32:53.190 --> 32:54.023
Absolutely.
1000
32:54.023 --> 32:55.580
Like that's crazy.
1001
32:55.580 --> 32:58.530
When he was calling Mecole Hardman's runback,
1002
32:58.530 --> 33:00.440
I kinda stopped in my tracks, I was like,
1003
33:00.440 --> 33:01.910
Fuck, Kevin Harlan is...
1004
33:01.910 --> 33:03.730
He honestly might be my favorite play-by-play.
1005
33:03.730 --> 33:05.078
Like all sports.
1006
33:05.078 --> 33:05.956
Yeah.
1007
33:05.956 --> 33:07.463
The only thing that sucks about Kevin Harlan
1008
33:07.463 --> 33:08.480
is I just hear his voice and I say,
1009
33:08.480 --> 33:09.700
Oh no, he's down.
1010
33:09.700 --> 33:11.170
He's down, he's holding his knees.
1011
33:11.170 --> 33:12.310
Derrick Rose over and over.
1012
33:12.310 --> 33:15.830
But all that aside and Sam Dekker's father-in-law.
1013
33:15.830 --> 33:16.663
That's true, and he--
1014
33:16.663 --> 33:17.750
So, shout out Kevin Harlan.
1015
33:17.750 --> 33:18.907
You mean, Olivia
1016
33:20.119 --> 33:22.714
Harlan-Dekker's father
Harlan's father, father.
1017
33:22.714 --> 33:24.292
Father, correct, sorry.
1018
33:24.292 --> 33:26.810
Yeah, Olivia Harlan-Dekker's husband's wife's father.
1019
33:26.810 --> 33:28.920
Father, he is, he really is though.
1020
33:28.920 --> 33:31.660
We should have him, why isn't he,
1021
33:31.660 --> 33:33.470
I'm not gonna talk about another man's job.
1022
33:33.470 --> 33:34.870
No we don't do that.
1023
33:34.870 --> 33:35.703
But he should be the Monday night football.
1024
33:35.703 --> 33:36.982
He should be.
1025
33:36.982 --> 33:37.950
I like that call that he had on the runback, too.
1026
33:37.950 --> 33:39.905
Because he almost cussed when he was doing it.
1027
33:39.905 --> 33:40.765
Yes!
1028
33:40.765 --> 33:41.730
And I always love an announcer catching themselves
1029
33:41.730 --> 33:43.010
from saying, Holy shit, live
1030
33:43.010 --> 33:45.040
because that's what everybody else is saying.
1031
33:45.040 --> 33:47.180
Why do we have those rules, by the way.
1032
33:47.180 --> 33:49.990
I feel like that should be like a free zone.
1033
33:49.990 --> 33:50.990
What?
1034
33:50.990 --> 33:51.910
Announcers should be allowed
1035
33:51.910 --> 33:53.750
to break the FCC rules on vulgarity.
1036
33:53.750 --> 33:54.979
I agree, but--
1037
33:54.979 --> 33:55.812
You should be allowed to...
1038
33:55.812 --> 33:57.810
Al Michaels should be like, Holy fucking shit,
1039
33:57.810 --> 34:00.750
Why did Kyle Shanahan not take a knee in the end zone?
1040
34:00.750 --> 34:03.390
Every God damn person in America had the fucking over.
1041
34:03.390 --> 34:04.223
You piece of shit.
1042
34:04.223 --> 34:05.500
The only problem with that.
1043
34:05.500 --> 34:06.333
I agree with you.
1044
34:06.333 --> 34:08.200
The only problem with that is we might get into
1045
34:08.200 --> 34:10.840
that dicey territory whenever you see someone go
1046
34:10.840 --> 34:14.190
from leave at ESPN and they're like, I can swear now.
1047
34:14.190 --> 34:15.537
You know, restrictor plates off,
1048
34:15.537 --> 34:17.250
I'm gonna go crazy.
1049
34:17.250 --> 34:18.430
Then they overdo it, yeah.
1050
34:18.430 --> 34:21.050
Like, you thought I was a bad boy at ESPN,
1051
34:21.050 --> 34:22.654
wait 'til you hear me now.
1052
34:22.654 --> 34:23.670
And then they overdo it and you're like, This is weird.
1053
34:23.670 --> 34:25.728
Yeah, you got Joe Tessitore dropping C-bombs.
1054
34:25.728 --> 34:29.160
Yeah, we don't need that, Phil Rivers.
1055
34:29.160 --> 34:31.700
Yeah, so well, some good news about Phil Rivers.
1056
34:31.700 --> 34:32.740
Okay, yeah.
First of all.
1057
34:32.740 --> 34:34.530
After the game, Philip Rivers said,
1058
34:34.530 --> 34:37.070
Retirement is not really an option.
1059
34:37.070 --> 34:38.840
He has too many kids.
Yeah, exactly.
1060
34:38.840 --> 34:40.200
He would consider playing for a team
1061
34:40.200 --> 34:42.140
other than the Chargers if they don't bring him back.
1062
34:42.140 --> 34:43.230
I don't blame him.
1063
34:43.230 --> 34:45.100
You've got nine kids, you probably don't wanna be
1064
34:45.100 --> 34:47.820
hanging around your family that often,
1065
34:47.820 --> 34:49.510
so I think we're gonna get Philip Rivers
1066
34:49.510 --> 34:51.320
in the NFL next year.
1067
34:51.320 --> 34:53.600
Now, what I'm doing in my own head is trying
1068
34:53.600 --> 34:58.600
to conjure a way to not have Joe Burrow play in Cincinnati.
1069
34:58.630 --> 35:00.550
And I'm thinking.
1070
35:00.550 --> 35:02.197
He would fit--
1071
35:02.197 --> 35:03.509
What if you, yeah he would fit.
1072
35:03.509 --> 35:04.917
'Cause you can just see
1073
35:04.917 --> 35:06.717
pick sixes for the Bengals.
You can see Philip Rivers.
1074
35:06.717 --> 35:10.930
Yes, you could see Philip Rivers and Joey Bosa.
1075
35:10.930 --> 35:12.410
That's the Bosa, right?
Yeah.
1076
35:12.410 --> 35:15.130
Philip Rivers and Joey Bosa traded
1077
35:15.130 --> 35:17.930
plus their first round pick to the Bengals
1078
35:17.930 --> 35:19.799
for their first overall pick.
1079
35:19.799 --> 35:21.055
(laughing) I like it.
1080
35:21.055 --> 35:24.300
You don't see the washed up, like forty-year-old quarterback
1081
35:24.300 --> 35:26.790
traded for a first, the number one overall very often.
1082
35:26.790 --> 35:28.170
But Philip Rivers is worth it.
1083
35:28.170 --> 35:30.200
I mean like Jameis Winston, the entertainment factor
1084
35:30.200 --> 35:31.529
that you get from Philip Rivers.
1085
35:31.529 --> 35:32.388
Yes.
1086
35:32.388 --> 35:35.010
When he was like, I wanted to picture Philip Rivers,
1087
35:35.010 --> 35:37.400
cussing at the guy on the Chiefs, I think it was Chris Jones
1088
35:37.400 --> 35:39.610
and he was like trying to punch him.
1089
35:39.610 --> 35:41.515
He did the little punch, it was the cutest little punch.
1090
35:41.515 --> 35:42.836
He did a little peanut punch.
1091
35:42.836 --> 35:43.669
He's like, I wanna punch this guy, ah.
1092
35:43.669 --> 35:44.841
Yeah.
1093
35:44.841 --> 35:46.300
Yeah, he did the like when you get your friend
1094
35:46.300 --> 35:47.890
two for punching, but you feel bad,
1095
35:47.890 --> 35:50.069
and you're just like, I'll just hit him lightly.
1096
35:50.069 --> 35:50.902
Yeah.
1097
35:50.902 --> 35:51.813
He did that.
1098
35:51.813 --> 35:52.819
Yeah, the little punch buggy.
1099
35:52.819 --> 35:53.702
It was so cute.
1100
35:53.702 --> 35:54.706
It was a punch buggy when your mom's in the car.
1101
35:54.706 --> 35:55.539
Yeah, it's like,
1102
35:55.539 --> 35:56.716
Mom, I don't wanna hit you, but I have to.
1103
35:56.716 --> 35:57.834
Rules are rules.
Oh I was saying,
1104
35:57.834 --> 35:58.667
you hit your friend while your mom's in the car.
1105
35:58.667 --> 35:59.996
No you gotta give your mom a little slug in the arm.
1106
35:59.996 --> 36:00.867
You punched your mom, you hit your mom?
1107
36:00.867 --> 36:02.640
I mean if it's a punch buggy.
1108
36:02.640 --> 36:03.473
Okay.
1109
36:03.473 --> 36:04.585
You have to.
1110
36:04.585 --> 36:05.469
Weird.
1111
36:05.469 --> 36:06.559
Or if she looks.
1112
36:06.559 --> 36:08.300
My next question is what happens now,
1113
36:08.300 --> 36:09.680
for the Kansas City Chiefs fans
1114
36:09.680 --> 36:12.440
because you owe Ryan Fitzpatrick a gift.
1115
36:12.440 --> 36:13.600
You'll remember a couple years ago
1116
36:13.600 --> 36:16.290
when Andy Dalton got the Bills into the playoffs.
1117
36:16.290 --> 36:17.880
You owe Ryan Fitzpatrick a gift.
1118
36:17.880 --> 36:19.190
I don't know, do you start a scholarship
1119
36:19.190 --> 36:21.980
at Harvard for the quarterback with the sickest beard
1120
36:21.980 --> 36:23.760
coming out of college, or out of high school.
1121
36:23.760 --> 36:26.310
Maybe buy everyone in America a Rubix cube.
1122
36:26.310 --> 36:27.180
There you go.
1123
36:27.180 --> 36:28.700
Come on, Chiefs fans.
That's perfect.
1124
36:28.700 --> 36:31.880
That's only, what, 300 million people times,
1125
36:31.880 --> 36:33.743
how much does a Rubix cube cost?
1126
36:36.209 --> 36:38.200
Did you ever get yours, Bubba?
1127
36:38.200 --> 36:39.617
Did you ever do it?
1128
36:39.617 --> 36:40.450
Nope, quit.
1129
36:40.450 --> 36:41.283
You were working on it for like two months.
1130
36:41.283 --> 36:42.116
2020.
1131
36:42.116 --> 36:43.520
Damn 2020, you're the Rubix cube.
1132
36:43.520 --> 36:46.370
Raise $1 billion, Chiefs.
That works.
1133
36:46.370 --> 36:50.370
Phil Rivers in his post-game was teary-eyed.
1134
36:50.370 --> 36:52.090
I was emotional watching it.
1135
36:52.090 --> 36:55.130
He said, I can say I gave it everything I had
1136
36:55.130 --> 36:56.660
and maybe it means an interception
1137
36:56.660 --> 36:57.993
on fourth and 18, down 10.
1138
36:57.993 --> 36:59.597
Yep, yep.
1139
36:59.597 --> 37:00.540
Yeah, we know.
1140
37:00.540 --> 37:01.930
Because I don't care that it's gonna,
1141
37:01.930 --> 37:03.140
say two interceptions.
1142
37:03.140 --> 37:03.973
Yeah, we know.
1143
37:03.973 --> 37:06.060
And he said, I ain't quitting.
1144
37:06.060 --> 37:08.480
Doing it with so many guys over 14 years
1145
37:08.480 --> 37:10.720
and going into the locker room win or lose,
1146
37:10.720 --> 37:14.290
dang-gammit, dong-gommit, gammit,
1147
37:14.290 --> 37:15.175
What, how do you?
1148
37:15.175 --> 37:16.049
Dad-gummit.
1149
37:16.049 --> 37:16.882
Dad-gammit.
1150
37:16.882 --> 37:17.715
Dad-gummit.
1151
37:17.715 --> 37:18.970
I wrote it down wrong, Dad-gummit?
1152
37:18.970 --> 37:19.870
Dad-gummit, yeah.
1153
37:19.870 --> 37:23.310
Dad-gummit, but shoot, I couldn't have tried any harder.
1154
37:23.310 --> 37:24.143
Yep.
1155
37:24.143 --> 37:26.070
Put that audio in actually, I'll send it to you, Liam.
1156
37:26.070 --> 37:27.630
Put that in, let's play it right now.
1157
37:27.630 --> 37:30.790
Think it's that I can say I gave it everything I had.
1158
37:30.790 --> 37:32.560
I mean, every week, you know,
1159
37:34.070 --> 37:36.220
and maybe it means an interception on fourth and 18,
1160
37:36.220 --> 37:37.210
when you're down 10.
1161
37:37.210 --> 37:38.220
Because I don't care
1162
37:39.550 --> 37:41.140
that it's gonna say two interceptions.
1163
37:41.140 --> 37:43.049
You know, I really don't.
1164
37:43.049 --> 37:43.882
It's just like, I ain't quitting.
1165
37:43.882 --> 37:46.060
So I think that, I think that.
1166
37:46.060 --> 37:51.060
That, doing it with so many guys over 14 years
1167
37:52.030 --> 37:53.907
and going to the locker room, win or lose
1168
37:53.907 --> 37:56.630
and I can say dad-gummit, we're short,
1169
37:56.630 --> 38:00.600
we fell short, but, or we won, you know.
1170
38:00.600 --> 38:03.410
But shoot, I couldn't have tried any harder.
1171
38:03.410 --> 38:04.830
That's better than Lou Gehrig's speech.
1172
38:04.830 --> 38:05.763
Unbelievable.
1173
38:07.050 --> 38:08.680
Watching it, I got a little teary-eyed.
1174
38:08.680 --> 38:11.150
Watching your favorite athletes break down in tears
1175
38:11.150 --> 38:13.210
talking 'bout how cool their interceptions were,
1176
38:13.210 --> 38:14.973
it's so awesome to experience as a fan.
1177
38:14.973 --> 38:16.410
Yes, the fact that he just admits,
1178
38:16.410 --> 38:18.370
like fourth and 18, I don't care.
1179
38:18.370 --> 38:20.092
Yeah, we know, we know.
1180
38:20.092 --> 38:20.925
You didn't have to tell us.
1181
38:20.925 --> 38:22.617
Yeah I don't care that I threw two interceptions.
1182
38:22.617 --> 38:23.450
Yeah.
1183
38:23.450 --> 38:24.283
And the fact that he tossed in like
1184
38:24.283 --> 38:26.490
that I was down 10 points, throwing an interception,
1185
38:26.490 --> 38:28.520
it's like, yeah Philip.
Fourth and 18, we know.
1186
38:28.520 --> 38:30.980
Yeah you watch your game film every day.
1187
38:30.980 --> 38:33.310
I actually saw this tweet, I can't remember.
1188
38:33.310 --> 38:35.720
I'm sorry whoever tweeted it, I apologize
1189
38:35.720 --> 38:36.950
I didn't write it down.
1190
38:36.950 --> 38:39.703
But if you flipped, like you were talking
1191
38:39.703 --> 38:40.550
about with the Dolphins.
1192
38:40.550 --> 38:43.400
If you flipped one-score games,
1193
38:43.400 --> 38:44.660
and you just changed all the standings,
1194
38:44.660 --> 38:47.090
every one-score game if you just flipped the result,
1195
38:47.090 --> 38:48.340
the Chargers would be 12 and four.
1196
38:48.340 --> 38:49.530
Which is so perfect.
That's great.
1197
38:49.530 --> 38:50.860
So perfectly Chargers.
1198
38:50.860 --> 38:53.300
Yeah, I mean Philip Rivers is a great quarterback
1199
38:53.300 --> 38:54.730
to have on your team if you're trying to tank.
1200
38:54.730 --> 38:56.720
Because you'll be, he's like feisty enough
1201
38:56.720 --> 38:57.800
to be competitive.
1202
38:57.800 --> 38:58.633
Yeah.
1203
38:58.633 --> 39:01.360
So he accomplishes as a one-man wrecking crew,
1204
39:01.360 --> 39:04.520
what the entire Bengals organization did this year,
1205
39:04.520 --> 39:07.290
which is like, remain competitive, but don't win any
1206
39:07.290 --> 39:09.920
of the games that are gonna sacrifice your draft position.
1207
39:09.920 --> 39:11.434
Right, right, all right.
1208
39:11.434 --> 39:12.350
He just had too much talent on his team,
1209
39:12.350 --> 39:14.680
so he ended up with what, five wins, four wins?
1210
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I think they won five games.
1211
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Five games, yeah.
1212
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They mighta won six actually, I don't know.
1213
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Just a perfect Phil Rivers season through and through.
1214
39:22.570 --> 39:26.270
Like everything he did, just, ah man.
1215
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He can't retire.
1216
39:27.103 --> 39:27.936
He's not gonna retire.
1217
39:27.936 --> 39:29.860
Retirement's not an option, thank God.
1218
39:29.860 --> 39:31.990
All right, Packers-Lions.
1219
39:31.990 --> 39:35.003
The Chargers won five games, Packers-Lions.
1220
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I don't think Aaron Rodgers likes playing football.
1221
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You wanna know what I had highlighted here
1222
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as my big question of the day?
1223
39:42.080 --> 39:42.913
Yeah.
1224
39:42.913 --> 39:44.610
Does Aaron Rodgers love football?
1225
39:44.610 --> 39:49.550
Yes, he has the worst body language I've ever seen.
1226
39:49.550 --> 39:52.060
And I know I'm obviously biased
1227
39:52.060 --> 39:53.630
and I know Packers fans will be like,
1228
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Shut up Big Cat and that's fine.
1229
39:55.430 --> 39:58.820
But deep down, you have to ask yourself, Is something up?
1230
39:58.820 --> 40:02.240
Because he looks miserable playing football.
1231
40:02.240 --> 40:04.830
The first half he was missing wide open guys,
1232
40:04.830 --> 40:07.500
he was throwing guys too long, too short,
1233
40:07.500 --> 40:08.800
all over the place.
1234
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So I have two theories.
1235
40:10.440 --> 40:13.410
You can tell me, PFT, which one you wanna hear, one or two.
1236
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We'll open up the doors.
1237
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Let's go two.
1238
40:15.700 --> 40:18.160
Okay I think Danica's crystals have him fucked up.
1239
40:18.160 --> 40:18.993
Okay, yeah that's fair.
1240
40:18.993 --> 40:19.940
That was my theory.
1241
40:19.940 --> 40:22.100
Danica's got the crystals all fucked up.
1242
40:22.100 --> 40:23.980
My theory was just that he's being held hostage.
1243
40:23.980 --> 40:24.813
Yeah.
1244
40:24.813 --> 40:26.730
I used to say that he looked like he was on,
1245
40:26.730 --> 40:29.583
like a bad date, when he was next to Matt LaFleur
1246
40:29.583 --> 40:30.670
and they'd just be staring straight forward
1247
40:30.670 --> 40:31.503
next to each other.
1248
40:31.503 --> 40:33.490
I actually think that he's being held hostage
1249
40:33.490 --> 40:34.323
by somebody in Green Bay.
1250
40:34.323 --> 40:37.730
Yes, my other theory is that he is intimidated
1251
40:37.730 --> 40:41.850
by Danica's celebrity and you saw that they bought
1252
40:41.850 --> 40:44.890
a $30 million mansion straight cash.
1253
40:44.890 --> 40:45.723
In the 'Bu.
1254
40:45.723 --> 40:49.130
That's a classic, you're doing that,
1255
40:49.130 --> 40:51.800
to impress your girlfriend, you know.
1256
40:51.800 --> 40:53.484
I mean, everyone's been there,
1257
40:53.484 --> 40:56.590
you're like, Fine, I'll buy this $30 million mansion,
1258
40:56.590 --> 40:58.150
because I want you to think I'm a baller.
1259
40:58.150 --> 40:59.560
Yeah, if you're dating somebody,
1260
40:59.560 --> 41:01.310
that's not a rich celebrity, I think you probably
1261
41:01.310 --> 41:04.260
just end up buying a $10 million mansion,
1262
41:04.260 --> 41:06.760
but you have to step it up because Danica is used to
1263
41:06.760 --> 41:08.532
a certain lifestyle.
Right.
1264
41:08.532 --> 41:10.140
And you have to show off to her that you're worth it, so.
1265
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It's basically the common man move of taking a girl
1266
41:15.910 --> 41:17.860
you maybe have seen once or twice out
1267
41:17.860 --> 41:20.710
to a really fancy steak dinner, a nice dinner
1268
41:20.710 --> 41:22.090
and then putting it all on your credit card
1269
41:22.090 --> 41:23.160
'cause you can't actually afford it.
1270
41:23.160 --> 41:26.061
Yes, so like, yeah yeah so your first date.
1271
41:26.061 --> 41:26.894
That's what he did with a $30 million mansion.
1272
41:26.894 --> 41:28.340
So the question, I think there's another question
1273
41:28.340 --> 41:29.930
we have to ask dovetailing off that.
1274
41:29.930 --> 41:31.830
Is Aaron Rodgers broke?
1275
41:31.830 --> 41:34.930
Is that maybe why he's upset because he spent all his money
1276
41:34.930 --> 41:36.964
trying to entertain Danica all the time.
1277
41:36.964 --> 41:38.098
Yeah, can't keep up.
1278
41:38.098 --> 41:38.931
I think Aaron Rodgers is upset
1279
41:38.931 --> 41:40.290
because he's worried about bills.
1280
41:40.290 --> 41:41.590
I, listen.
1281
41:41.590 --> 41:43.320
He, would be the most--
1282
41:43.320 --> 41:45.770
Hilarious, unexpected athlete to end up
1283
41:45.770 --> 41:47.050
on the 30 for 30 broke.
1284
41:47.050 --> 41:49.313
Yes he would. I would, oh my God.
1285
41:50.460 --> 41:53.100
In all seriousness, he does not look happy
1286
41:53.100 --> 41:55.100
and I know that that really doesn't mean a lot,
1287
41:55.100 --> 41:58.520
but something seems off and half the time,
1288
41:58.520 --> 42:01.790
he makes throws where I think he's trying to look cool.
1289
42:01.790 --> 42:05.180
It looks like he's Funcle Reco, like just getting
1290
42:05.180 --> 42:08.520
in the backyard and being like, Here, I can sling this.
1291
42:08.520 --> 42:11.280
And his, all his footwork and everything gets fucked up
1292
42:11.280 --> 42:12.320
because he's just basically trying
1293
42:12.320 --> 42:13.740
to look as casual as possible.
1294
42:13.740 --> 42:16.070
Well when I first noticed that Rodgers was starting
1295
42:16.070 --> 42:18.350
to decline a little bit a couple years ago,
1296
42:18.350 --> 42:20.440
he stopped doing those back shoulder throws
1297
42:20.440 --> 42:21.710
that he was so good at all the time.
1298
42:21.710 --> 42:23.690
He would be good for maybe four or five of those a game
1299
42:23.690 --> 42:24.910
which were unguardable.
1300
42:24.910 --> 42:25.830
Like to Jordy Nelson.
1301
42:25.830 --> 42:27.116
Yeah.
1302
42:27.116 --> 42:27.949
He'd hit him for 30 yards down the field
1303
42:27.949 --> 42:28.782
and you couldn't stop it.
1304
42:28.782 --> 42:32.010
Now his under throws are unintentional,
1305
42:32.010 --> 42:34.090
so he's actually throwing into the defender
1306
42:34.090 --> 42:36.700
that's trailing his wide receiver.
1307
42:36.700 --> 42:38.790
So, yeah I don't know what's going on.
1308
42:38.790 --> 42:41.300
He looks like, yeah I'm gonna go with the fact
1309
42:41.300 --> 42:42.850
that he's broke because if you remember
1310
42:42.850 --> 42:44.830
over the last couple years, all we ever talked about,
1311
42:44.830 --> 42:47.390
with Aaron Rodgers was, he would always mention
1312
42:47.390 --> 42:48.340
his next contract.
1313
42:48.340 --> 42:49.541
Right.
1314
42:49.541 --> 42:50.951
Right, he would talk about how much money
1315
42:50.951 --> 42:53.590
he's gonna get paid when he sees a guy out there,
1316
42:53.590 --> 42:56.001
I don't know who, the one, maybe it was Russell Wilson
1317
42:56.001 --> 42:56.834
that got paid right before him.
1318
42:56.834 --> 42:57.750
Yes, yes.
1319
42:57.750 --> 42:58.583
But every time a quarterback got paid,
1320
42:58.583 --> 43:00.480
Aaron Rodgers would always say something.
1321
43:00.480 --> 43:01.560
It's all coming together, Aaron Rodgers--
1322
43:01.560 --> 43:02.830
Hold on, I got one more thing.
1323
43:02.830 --> 43:04.600
I got one more thing for you.
1324
43:04.600 --> 43:07.200
The Packers just did the move and of course
1325
43:07.200 --> 43:08.033
you're gonna tell me,
1326
43:08.033 --> 43:10.160
Oh, Big Cat it's the salary cap maneuver.
1327
43:10.160 --> 43:13.090
They just converted some of his next year's salary
1328
43:13.090 --> 43:14.400
into signing bonus.
1329
43:14.400 --> 43:16.670
He's like, Yo, I need the cash right now.
1330
43:16.670 --> 43:17.770
He's like, I need an advance.
1331
43:17.770 --> 43:18.956
Yes, yes!
1332
43:18.956 --> 43:19.930
Aaron Rodgers, he's gonna be doing commercials
1333
43:19.930 --> 43:21.580
for J.G. Wentworth.
Yes!
1334
43:21.580 --> 43:24.310
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.
1335
43:24.310 --> 43:25.940
Kohl's, call up Aaron Rodgers.
1336
43:25.940 --> 43:27.780
He will do as many commercials as you want.
1337
43:27.780 --> 43:29.000
He's been doing more commercials.
1338
43:29.000 --> 43:32.290
That's, listen.
Yeah, he's broke, fuck.
1339
43:32.290 --> 43:33.620
Aaron, if you need some cash,
1340
43:33.620 --> 43:36.710
I'm your owner I can make something happen.
1341
43:36.710 --> 43:37.810
Grease the wheels a little bit.
1342
43:37.810 --> 43:40.150
As for this game,
1343
43:40.150 --> 43:42.760
the Packers looked terrible in the first half.
1344
43:42.760 --> 43:44.410
They obviously came back and won.
1345
43:46.404 --> 43:48.810
They're not good, but they're gonna fucking go
1346
43:48.810 --> 43:49.643
to the Super Bowl.
1347
43:49.643 --> 43:51.300
I just feel it in my bones.
1348
43:51.300 --> 43:53.690
I just know it, I know they don't have the one seed anymore,
1349
43:53.690 --> 43:55.320
but they're gonna win ugly games
1350
43:55.320 --> 43:56.930
and I'm gonna sit there screaming.
1351
43:56.930 --> 43:58.770
We're gonna be in Miami and be like,
1352
43:58.770 --> 43:59.840
The Packers are not good.
1353
43:59.840 --> 44:02.070
and a bunch of Packers fans are gonna be,
1354
44:02.070 --> 44:04.410
at our live radio shows just screaming at me.
1355
44:04.410 --> 44:06.920
Be like, You guys aren't good, just admit it.
1356
44:06.920 --> 44:09.600
And then they're gonna somehow, they're gonna...
1357
44:09.600 --> 44:12.360
All I'm hoping for now is that the Packers lose by 50
1358
44:12.360 --> 44:13.500
to the Ravens in the Super Bowl.
1359
44:13.500 --> 44:14.470
That's really all I have left.
1360
44:14.470 --> 44:16.370
I also think that there's a chance Aaron Rodgers
1361
44:16.370 --> 44:18.380
might be a witch because every time he comes up
1362
44:18.380 --> 44:20.530
with those little end-of-season sayings,
1363
44:20.530 --> 44:21.363
it always works.
1364
44:21.363 --> 44:22.270
So he says, Run the table.
1365
44:22.270 --> 44:24.040
When he invents that, they run the table.
1366
44:24.040 --> 44:27.030
When he says, R-E-L-A-X, he invents the word relax.
1367
44:27.030 --> 44:29.270
His team relaxes and they end up winning.
1368
44:29.270 --> 44:32.030
This year, he said We have to win ugly,
1369
44:32.030 --> 44:33.644
and that's all that they've done.
1370
44:33.644 --> 44:34.477
Yes.
1371
44:34.477 --> 44:35.640
They've won extremely ugly.
1372
44:35.640 --> 44:37.150
He speaks it into happening.
Including like a beard
1373
44:37.150 --> 44:40.310
that is making him look like he is Will Ferrell
1374
44:40.310 --> 44:42.860
in Anchorman when he got fired, like he looks.
1375
44:42.860 --> 44:44.010
He's in a glass case of emotion.
1376
44:44.010 --> 44:46.410
Yeah he doesn't look healthy, imma say it.
1377
44:46.410 --> 44:47.360
Agreed.
1378
44:47.360 --> 44:48.193
He looks like he has scurvy a little bit.
1379
44:48.193 --> 44:50.181
Whatever, the Packers are 11 and three.
1380
44:50.181 --> 44:51.014
They're the two seed.
1381
44:51.014 --> 44:52.890
I know, blah blah blah, I'm a hater, I get it.
1382
44:52.890 --> 44:54.580
Whatever, you guys are gonna go to the Super Bowl.
1383
44:54.580 --> 44:57.720
I've resigned myself to that fact.
1384
44:57.720 --> 44:58.553
I just know it.
1385
44:58.553 --> 45:00.531
You're gonna go to, they're gonna go to--
1386
45:00.531 --> 45:01.364
They're 13 and three.
1387
45:01.364 --> 45:02.420
But they're gonna go to San Francisco.
1388
45:02.420 --> 45:03.449
You have to count the ugly wins too.
1389
45:03.449 --> 45:04.282
Yeah they're gonna go to San Francisco
1390
45:04.282 --> 45:07.290
who they got absolutely pasted by, whatever it was,
1391
45:07.290 --> 45:09.620
two months ago, and they're gonna win.
1392
45:09.620 --> 45:11.690
The Chargers beat 'em in California.
1393
45:11.690 --> 45:14.710
I think they're gonna win 17 to 16 against the 49ers.
1394
45:14.710 --> 45:17.025
Somehow, somehow, it's gonna happen.
1395
45:17.025 --> 45:17.970
They're gonna win 17-16.
1396
45:17.970 --> 45:19.310
I think it could happen.
1397
45:19.310 --> 45:20.870
If that happens then Aaron Rodgers,
1398
45:20.870 --> 45:22.510
you owe me two million dollars that you don't have.
1399
45:22.510 --> 45:24.400
Now if it was going through Lambo,
1400
45:24.400 --> 45:26.130
then I would say that it's very likely
1401
45:26.130 --> 45:27.450
that the Packers make the Super Bowl somehow.
1402
45:27.450 --> 45:29.583
No, this is what they want you to think, PFT.
1403
45:29.583 --> 45:30.825
No 'cause you woulda been on the other side
1404
45:30.825 --> 45:31.993
No, but now.
1405
45:31.993 --> 45:32.826
If the Packers had gotten a win soon.
1406
45:32.826 --> 45:34.120
Yeah exactly.
1407
45:34.120 --> 45:38.320
As soon as the 49ers won, I was like aw, sigh of relief.
1408
45:38.320 --> 45:40.340
The Packers don't have the one seed.
1409
45:40.340 --> 45:43.390
And then I realized, that's exactly in line
1410
45:43.390 --> 45:45.950
with everything they've done this season where you're like,
1411
45:45.950 --> 45:47.170
Oh that's it, it's over.
1412
45:47.170 --> 45:50.267
They gotta go on the road to win the NFC championship game.
1413
45:50.267 --> 45:51.100
And they'll fucking do it.
1414
45:51.100 --> 45:54.000
So the second I saw Lions fans saying they were gonna
1415
45:54.000 --> 45:56.000
win this game is the minute I knew they were gonna lose.
1416
45:56.000 --> 45:56.833
Yeah.
1417
45:56.833 --> 45:57.666
There was a time where it looked like,
1418
45:57.666 --> 45:59.260
they had the game in control and they probably played
1419
45:59.260 --> 46:01.016
a better game than the Packers did overall.
1420
46:01.016 --> 46:01.849
David Blough.
1421
46:01.849 --> 46:02.682
David Blough looked good.
1422
46:02.682 --> 46:03.673
Caught a touchdown.
1423
46:03.673 --> 46:04.510
He looks, you know what, he's got moxie now.
1424
46:04.510 --> 46:05.343
He does.
1425
46:05.343 --> 46:07.690
He's on the Dalt-o-meter.
He's Blough Blough.
1426
46:07.690 --> 46:09.870
But the second that they got really,
1427
46:09.870 --> 46:12.560
they allowed themselves a little glimmer of hope,
1428
46:12.560 --> 46:14.840
being like, This is our game. We're gonna win it.
1429
46:14.840 --> 46:16.580
We're finally gonna beat the Packers.
1430
46:16.580 --> 46:18.150
We're gonna show them who's boss.
1431
46:18.150 --> 46:19.370
I knew it was over at that point.
1432
46:19.370 --> 46:20.328
Yes.
1433
46:20.328 --> 46:22.250
'Cause that's the instant for Detroit fans
1434
46:22.250 --> 46:24.830
because they say, and God bless Detroit Lions fans
1435
46:24.830 --> 46:27.680
because I feel your pain as a recovering R-words fan.
1436
46:27.680 --> 46:28.710
Marth Vader's got you.
1437
46:28.710 --> 46:31.010
You have to expect the worst always
1438
46:31.010 --> 46:32.090
because the worst happens to you.
1439
46:32.090 --> 46:33.290
Whether it's from the refs
1440
46:33.290 --> 46:34.930
or whether it's from the rule book
1441
46:34.930 --> 46:36.760
or whether it's from your players retiring too early
1442
46:36.760 --> 46:38.790
because the Marth Vader drove them out of the league.
1443
46:38.790 --> 46:40.600
You have to expect the worst.
1444
46:40.600 --> 46:44.840
But then the second that, you always let them back in
1445
46:44.840 --> 46:47.810
just a tiny amount and then they shut the door on your face.
1446
46:47.810 --> 46:50.017
It's Detroit Don and Super Fan when I sat with them,
1447
46:50.017 --> 46:52.470
and they were calculating ways to get into the playoffs
1448
46:52.470 --> 46:54.190
and then Aaron Rodgers ripped their heart
1449
46:54.190 --> 46:55.250
clean out of their chest.
1450
46:55.250 --> 46:57.080
Here's something good about the Lions.
1451
46:57.080 --> 47:00.760
Statistically, they have the best win percentage
1452
47:00.760 --> 47:04.290
for any three-win team in the history of the NFL.
1453
47:04.290 --> 47:05.400
Because of their tie.
1454
47:05.400 --> 47:06.233
Because they have a tie.
1455
47:06.233 --> 47:07.066
There you go, that's huge.
1456
47:07.066 --> 47:08.425
So the G.O.A.T three.
1457
47:08.425 --> 47:09.383
What pick do they have?
1458
47:09.383 --> 47:10.216
They are picking.
1459
47:10.216 --> 47:11.049
Four?
1460
47:11.049 --> 47:11.882
Third?
Third?
1461
47:11.882 --> 47:14.260
Okay, you know what?
Four, oh yeah third.
1462
47:14.260 --> 47:15.620
Oh, okay well it's not like,
1463
47:15.620 --> 47:17.550
it's a two-player draft or anything.
1464
47:17.550 --> 47:18.860
Yeah.
Yeah, you're good.
1465
47:18.860 --> 47:20.011
You'll get Tua.
1466
47:20.011 --> 47:21.062
(Big Cat laughs)
1467
47:21.062 --> 47:22.830
I'm sure that'll work out well for you.
1468
47:22.830 --> 47:25.653
You'll get Tua and he'll retire before he even plays.
1469
47:26.880 --> 47:28.670
All right, let's go to,
1470
47:28.670 --> 47:31.630
by the way if you wanna watch us, barstoolgold.com/pmt.
1471
47:31.630 --> 47:34.240
You can watch us barstoolgold.com/pmt.
1472
47:34.240 --> 47:36.453
Browns-Bengals, the battle of Ohio.
1473
47:37.300 --> 47:40.420
We kinda got, it kinda got like stolen from us,
1474
47:40.420 --> 47:42.200
the fact that they fired Freddie Kitchens
1475
47:42.200 --> 47:44.690
'cause we, I wanted to make one last round
1476
47:44.690 --> 47:45.920
of Freddie Kitchens jokes.
1477
47:45.920 --> 47:48.370
And then him getting fired has ruined it,
1478
47:48.370 --> 47:49.870
because I wanted to be like,
1479
47:49.870 --> 47:51.850
there was a report before the game
1480
47:51.850 --> 47:54.220
that Freddie Kitchens was on the hot seat
1481
47:54.220 --> 47:57.670
and they were gonna wait and see how the Bengals game went,
1482
47:57.670 --> 48:01.820
so basically like, if he can beat the one-win Bengals,
1483
48:01.820 --> 48:04.770
we'll keep him and if he can't we'll fire him,
1484
48:04.770 --> 48:07.810
which is incredible that that would actually be the case,
1485
48:07.810 --> 48:12.120
but he got fired so fast and now we're left being like,
1486
48:12.120 --> 48:14.460
Man, I kinda miss him already.
1487
48:14.460 --> 48:17.180
Well Freddie was, he was a harmless enough guy.
1488
48:17.180 --> 48:18.030
Yeah.
1489
48:19.369 --> 48:21.030
Yeah, he was a guy that you wanted to succeed,
1490
48:21.030 --> 48:23.430
but you also knew he had no chance in hell of succeeding.
1491
48:23.430 --> 48:26.000
After just a couple weeks, he was in way, way over his head.
1492
48:26.000 --> 48:28.589
Did you see his quote from last week?
1493
48:28.589 --> 48:32.270
I think it was in the middle of us being out for Christmas.
1494
48:32.270 --> 48:36.070
He had a quote that if the Bengals loss didn't get him fired
1495
48:36.070 --> 48:37.180
this was what got him fired.
1496
48:37.180 --> 48:40.700
He said, We don't draw plays to beat the other team.
1497
48:40.700 --> 48:41.990
We play football.
1498
48:41.990 --> 48:43.300
That's what we wanna be.
1499
48:43.300 --> 48:45.040
We wanna be a football team.
1500
48:45.040 --> 48:47.470
We don't wanna be the designer of plays.
1501
48:47.470 --> 48:50.950
I'm pretty sure if you're an offensive coordinator,
1502
48:50.950 --> 48:53.190
if you're coaching that side of the ball,
1503
48:53.190 --> 48:56.750
you want to draw plays that can beat the other team.
1504
48:56.750 --> 48:58.370
Well first of all, put some respect
1505
48:58.370 --> 49:00.430
on Freddie Kitchen's name because as a coach
1506
49:00.430 --> 49:01.830
of the Cleveland Browns,
1507
49:01.830 --> 49:05.050
he has the highest winning percentage in the history
1508
49:05.050 --> 49:07.510
of this franchise.
True, true, true.
1509
49:07.510 --> 49:09.450
Since they came back to the league, so Freddie Kitchens,
1510
49:09.450 --> 49:11.230
they might put a statue up for him,
1511
49:11.230 --> 49:12.680
because he did win more than,
1512
49:12.680 --> 49:14.400
well with the exception of Gregg Williams.
1513
49:14.400 --> 49:15.233
Yeah.
As the interim coach,
1514
49:15.233 --> 49:16.300
but that doesn't count.
Doesn't count.
1515
49:16.300 --> 49:19.970
But everybody else, you look back at Rob Chudzinski.
1516
49:19.970 --> 49:22.550
Yeah.
You look at Mike Pettine.
1517
49:22.550 --> 49:24.310
He was the coach there for two years.
1518
49:24.310 --> 49:26.100
You look at Hue.
1519
49:26.100 --> 49:26.933
Hue?
1520
49:26.933 --> 49:28.460
Hue,was there for two years, somehow.
1521
49:28.460 --> 49:29.650
No he was there for longer than two.
1522
49:29.650 --> 49:33.940
Yeah, but he stuck around after going oh and 16.
1523
49:33.940 --> 49:36.180
Yes.
So yeah, Freddie's out
1524
49:36.180 --> 49:38.010
and now Haslam is leading a new coaching switch.
1525
49:38.010 --> 49:39.010
I have a prediction for this one.
1526
49:39.010 --> 49:42.140
So we're playing musical coaches at this point, right?
1527
49:42.140 --> 49:45.170
So I think it's gonna be McCarthy.
1528
49:45.170 --> 49:46.003
Yes.
1529
49:46.003 --> 49:48.260
Because he looks like...
1530
49:48.260 --> 49:50.202
McCarthy looks like a Cleveland coach.
1531
49:50.202 --> 49:51.390
Well and they have the Dorsey connection.
1532
49:51.390 --> 49:52.600
They got the Dorsey connection,
1533
49:52.600 --> 49:54.040
but more importantly he just looks
1534
49:54.040 --> 49:55.856
like a Cleveland type of guy.
1535
49:55.856 --> 49:56.689
Yes.
1536
49:56.689 --> 49:58.260
Like if Freddie Kitchens got a makeover
1537
49:58.260 --> 50:00.090
and became slightly more professional.
1538
50:00.090 --> 50:00.923
Right.
1539
50:00.923 --> 50:02.720
That's what you have when you get a Mike McCarthy.
1540
50:02.720 --> 50:05.340
If Freddie Kitchens got a haircut and skipped dinner,
1541
50:05.340 --> 50:06.566
he'd be Mike McCarthy.
1542
50:06.566 --> 50:07.940
Yeah, if he went on Queer Eye for the straight guys,
1543
50:07.940 --> 50:09.650
then he becomes Mike McCarthy.
1544
50:09.650 --> 50:14.550
Right, whole Browns season, so sad.
1545
50:14.550 --> 50:17.680
The fact that the stat, that Baker Mayfield
1546
50:17.680 --> 50:19.610
was the first Browns quarterback
1547
50:19.610 --> 50:23.870
to start all 16 games in 18 years, that's insane.
1548
50:23.870 --> 50:24.703
That's crazy.
1549
50:24.703 --> 50:28.850
That's insane, I don't, the best thing I could say
1550
50:28.850 --> 50:31.530
is maybe people will start believing in the Browns
1551
50:31.530 --> 50:33.310
come next year and you'll get a little hype,
1552
50:33.310 --> 50:34.830
but I don't think you want the hype.
1553
50:34.830 --> 50:36.280
I think if you're the Browns,
1554
50:37.330 --> 50:40.410
it's gonna really be bad when I say this,
1555
50:40.410 --> 50:45.410
but not only was the season just terrible for the Browns.
1556
50:45.670 --> 50:49.450
Lamar Jackson is incredible and the Ravens look like
1557
50:49.450 --> 50:51.300
they're set up for a while now.
1558
50:51.300 --> 50:55.400
Joe Burrow is going to be the quarterback in Cincinnati
1559
50:55.400 --> 50:59.180
and Big Ben's coming back, so that sucks.
1560
50:59.180 --> 51:00.920
So you might want Gregg Williams back
1561
51:00.920 --> 51:03.660
if you have to go up against Joe Burrow and Lamar Jackson
1562
51:03.660 --> 51:05.380
because maybe he'll intentionally injure them.
1563
51:05.380 --> 51:06.690
Yeah, just bounty, that's the only way you're gonna win.
1564
51:06.690 --> 51:08.620
That's really your only hope right now.
1565
51:08.620 --> 51:10.440
I think McCarthy would be a good coach
1566
51:10.440 --> 51:14.150
because Baker is good, his wide receivers are very good,
1567
51:14.150 --> 51:16.210
his tight end is good.
1568
51:16.210 --> 51:18.990
No he needs a tight end, Njoku didn't even play this year,
1569
51:18.990 --> 51:20.193
remember Warren Sharp told us that?
1570
51:20.193 --> 51:21.630
Well Njoku wants to come back
1571
51:21.630 --> 51:23.320
if Freddie Kitchens isn't gonna be there.
1572
51:23.320 --> 51:24.153
Yeah.
1573
51:24.153 --> 51:24.986
Which I don't really blame him for
1574
51:24.986 --> 51:28.292
because his snap count went way down this year.
1575
51:28.292 --> 51:29.125
Right.
1576
51:29.125 --> 51:32.350
So I think that McCarthy would be as good of a fit
1577
51:32.350 --> 51:34.950
as you can hope for in Cleveland because he's competent.
1578
51:34.950 --> 51:36.240
But he might be the Panthers coach.
1579
51:36.240 --> 51:37.586
He might be the Panthers coach.
1580
51:37.586 --> 51:38.870
'Cause that seems like that was a good,
1581
51:38.870 --> 51:39.900
he had a good interview there.
1582
51:39.900 --> 51:42.189
He did.
And that would be,
1583
51:42.189 --> 51:43.990
a benefit to firing your coach in the season.
1584
51:43.990 --> 51:46.480
Yes, he's getting his analytics team together right now
1585
51:46.480 --> 51:49.930
and that, it seems like Tepper wants a big analytics guy,
1586
51:49.930 --> 51:52.300
so if I'm Cleveland I just, I'd try to throw a lot of money
1587
51:52.300 --> 51:53.200
but this, you know what,
1588
51:53.200 --> 51:55.210
I've got a conspiracy theory about the Browns
1589
51:55.210 --> 51:58.240
that I've been marinating on for the last five years.
1590
51:58.240 --> 51:59.073
Okay.
1591
51:59.073 --> 52:02.380
I think that Jimmy Haslam is a flawed owner.
1592
52:02.380 --> 52:03.270
I think that he is--
1593
52:03.270 --> 52:05.430
Hey, that's not a conspiracy.
1594
52:05.430 --> 52:06.850
Well so he's, yes you're right.
1595
52:06.850 --> 52:08.700
Oh yeah, wait.
From the FBI.
1596
52:08.700 --> 52:10.579
Oh okay.
As far as law enforcement
1597
52:10.579 --> 52:11.412
goes, he's--
1598
52:11.412 --> 52:13.210
I was gonna say like yeah, he is a bad owner.
1599
52:13.210 --> 52:14.448
You're right.
1600
52:14.448 --> 52:16.367
No, like as far as his criminal record goes.
1601
52:16.367 --> 52:17.200
Oh okay, he doesn't actually own the team.
1602
52:17.200 --> 52:18.740
He has committed fraud.
1603
52:18.740 --> 52:20.560
I think that he is a shadow owner.
1604
52:20.560 --> 52:21.670
He's a puppet owner.
1605
52:21.670 --> 52:22.891
For?
1606
52:22.891 --> 52:23.774
Put in place by the Steelers.
1607
52:23.774 --> 52:24.607
Yes, yes.
1608
52:24.607 --> 52:26.192
Because he was a partial owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
1609
52:26.192 --> 52:27.025
Yes.
1610
52:27.025 --> 52:28.230
Before he became an owner of the Browns.
1611
52:28.230 --> 52:29.430
Yes.
1612
52:29.430 --> 52:30.290
So I think that this might be a situation
1613
52:30.290 --> 52:32.213
where he got sent to Cleveland to just make sure
1614
52:32.213 --> 52:34.080
that they never become too much of a threat.
1615
52:34.080 --> 52:35.490
Yes, yes.
To the Steelers.
1616
52:35.490 --> 52:38.120
And he also is the biggest booster for Tennessee football.
1617
52:38.120 --> 52:43.120
So Jimmy Haslam, yeah I actually don't know if I would,
1618
52:43.140 --> 52:45.620
no I don't think I'd trade spots even how rich he is.
1619
52:45.620 --> 52:48.870
He has the two, his two teams stink, every year.
1620
52:48.870 --> 52:50.730
You wouldn't trade spots to own the Browns?
1621
52:50.730 --> 52:53.150
My life, no and he's, he has to pay
1622
52:53.150 --> 52:55.667
so much money every year to try to get Tennessee going.
1623
52:55.667 --> 52:57.960
That's so dumb though that you say that you can't,
1624
52:57.960 --> 53:00.783
you would not trade spots to be an NFL head coach for--
1625
53:00.783 --> 53:02.491
If I had Jimmy--
1626
53:02.491 --> 53:03.504
For the Bengals.
1627
53:03.504 --> 53:04.700
No if I had Jimmy Haslam's brain, though.
1628
53:04.700 --> 53:06.400
Like if I had to be Jimmy Haslam.
1629
53:06.400 --> 53:07.723
Yeah, but I mean I--
1630
53:07.723 --> 53:09.040
If I could be myself I'd trade spots.
1631
53:09.040 --> 53:09.873
Yeah that's what I'm saying.
1632
53:09.873 --> 53:10.814
Oh yeah, yeah, no.
1633
53:10.814 --> 53:11.647
Like you would own the Browns.
1634
53:11.647 --> 53:13.010
No if I was just Jimmy, if you just did like
1635
53:13.010 --> 53:15.020
I had to be in Jimmy Haslam's body
1636
53:15.020 --> 53:17.230
and just be as dumb as him and make mistakes
1637
53:17.230 --> 53:19.080
and root for my shitty teams.
1638
53:19.080 --> 53:20.720
Right I'd rather be myself than Jimmy Haslam.
1639
53:20.720 --> 53:22.120
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right.
1640
53:22.120 --> 53:24.060
Yeah, I don't have to notify a probation officer
1641
53:24.060 --> 53:25.390
when I cross state lines, anymore.
1642
53:25.390 --> 53:27.060
Right, right, okay, same page.
1643
53:27.060 --> 53:28.720
Andy Dalton, that was nice.
1644
53:28.720 --> 53:29.990
He had one last win.
1645
53:29.990 --> 53:31.300
That was cool.
Shout out Andy.
1646
53:31.300 --> 53:32.950
Yeah, he ran for a touchdown.
1647
53:32.950 --> 53:34.340
That was awesome.
1648
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And clean your ass, that's it.
1679
54:41.720 --> 54:43.720
Jets-Bills, we don't really have to talk about this
1680
54:43.720 --> 54:47.720
except for the fact, my AFC,
1681
54:47.720 --> 54:50.570
Michael Strahan, dark-horse team has to be the Jets.
1682
54:50.570 --> 54:52.380
Okay.
Because,
1683
54:52.380 --> 54:55.760
in the last eight games of the season,
1684
54:55.760 --> 55:00.110
the AFC East teams, Jets six and two,
1685
55:00.110 --> 55:01.500
Bills four and four,
1686
55:01.500 --> 55:03.850
Dolphins four and four, Patriots four and four.
1687
55:04.743 --> 55:06.190
So they're hot.
AFC East,
1688
55:06.190 --> 55:08.010
the season just ran out on the Jets.
1689
55:08.010 --> 55:09.210
You can't get mono twice.
1690
55:09.210 --> 55:10.830
If it had kept on going, they would've been
1691
55:10.830 --> 55:13.990
the AFC East champions like somewhere around week 28.
1692
55:13.990 --> 55:18.140
Yeah and Jerry Jones' dream of having a 25-week NFL season
1693
55:18.140 --> 55:19.537
that would heavily favor the Jets--
1694
55:19.537 --> 55:20.370
Jets would've been it.
1695
55:20.370 --> 55:22.207
Adam Gase is coming back too.
1696
55:22.207 --> 55:23.421
They're not firing him, so.
1697
55:23.421 --> 55:25.222
No but do you, you know this is gonna happen.
1698
55:25.222 --> 55:26.055
They're gonna get the--
1699
55:26.055 --> 55:27.610
That's exactly what they do to make their predictions,
1700
55:27.610 --> 55:30.050
they just look at what teams played well down the stretch
1701
55:30.050 --> 55:31.133
and won the last couple games.
1702
55:31.133 --> 55:31.966
Right.
1703
55:31.966 --> 55:32.799
And then they're everyone's dark-horse.
1704
55:32.799 --> 55:35.110
My big takeaway was that Matt Barkley's still in the league.
1705
55:35.110 --> 55:35.943
Yes, oh yeah.
1706
55:35.943 --> 55:37.370
So he's still out there throwing big time.
1707
55:37.370 --> 55:38.203
Oh yeah.
1708
55:38.203 --> 55:40.400
Also the guy that said Dallas is going down,
1709
55:40.400 --> 55:41.993
that Bills fan, the super fan.
1710
55:42.874 --> 55:45.540
He is considering filing a lawsuit against the Bills
1711
55:45.540 --> 55:46.930
because they're using his video
1712
55:46.930 --> 55:48.760
and he feels that he should be compensated for that.
1713
55:48.760 --> 55:50.230
Good.
So we support him.
1714
55:50.230 --> 55:51.063
Only in America.
1715
55:51.063 --> 55:54.400
As we did with Ragnar of the Minnesota Vikings,
1716
55:54.400 --> 55:56.520
I think that, I mean you should pay him
1717
55:56.520 --> 55:58.520
for the video that he put out 20 years ago.
1718
55:58.520 --> 56:01.100
I love this guy because he,
1719
56:01.100 --> 56:02.900
as of like three weeks ago.
1720
56:02.900 --> 56:05.280
Thanksgiving, I thought he was dead.
1721
56:05.280 --> 56:06.721
Like everyone just kept on saying he's dead.
1722
56:06.721 --> 56:07.554
Oh no.
1723
56:07.554 --> 56:08.740
And then he just popped up.
1724
56:08.740 --> 56:09.830
That video's been--
He's just drunk.
1725
56:09.830 --> 56:11.650
But that video's been being, no he actually isn't,
1726
56:11.650 --> 56:12.610
he doesn't even drink.
1727
56:12.610 --> 56:13.980
That's the craziest part.
1728
56:13.980 --> 56:14.813
That's him sober?
1729
56:14.813 --> 56:16.556
He was sober in that video.
1730
56:16.556 --> 56:17.435
He's always, he just lives--
1731
56:17.435 --> 56:18.268
He was sober in that,
1732
56:18.268 --> 56:21.280
'cause he was mad 'cause there's a craft beer company
1733
56:21.280 --> 56:24.190
in the Buffalo area that's making beer with his likeness
1734
56:24.190 --> 56:25.810
and he's pissed because of that too.
1735
56:25.810 --> 56:26.643
Okay.
1736
56:26.643 --> 56:27.990
So people are trying to get on him.
1737
56:27.990 --> 56:29.410
Yeah, he's getting his name and likeness used.
1738
56:29.410 --> 56:30.604
Yeah.
1739
56:30.604 --> 56:31.780
We'll send you a $50 gift card to the Barstool Store.
1740
56:31.780 --> 56:33.010
You got it.
1741
56:33.010 --> 56:34.900
Yeah, so the Bills, they didn't try.
1742
56:34.900 --> 56:37.810
I'm excited for Saturday when they play against the Texans.
1743
56:37.810 --> 56:39.680
We'll get to that in a minute.
1744
56:39.680 --> 56:43.230
Bears-Vikings, whatever.
1745
56:43.230 --> 56:44.930
Congratulations, you got a kicker now.
1746
56:44.930 --> 56:47.500
We swept the Vikings two years in a row, no big deal.
1747
56:47.500 --> 56:49.620
So classic Kirk Cousins can't win a game
1748
56:49.620 --> 56:50.800
against a 500 team.
1749
56:50.800 --> 56:51.633
Yes.
1750
56:51.633 --> 56:52.466
Even though he didn't play,
1751
56:52.466 --> 56:53.299
I'm still pinning this one on him.
1752
56:53.299 --> 56:56.120
Yep, and Matt Nagy said after the game,
1753
56:56.120 --> 56:58.070
For me 2020 starts right now.
1754
56:58.070 --> 57:00.680
Literally the second I walk off this stage.
1755
57:00.680 --> 57:03.240
So congrats to Matt Nagy.
1756
57:03.240 --> 57:05.100
The Bears have a head coach that can time travel.
1757
57:05.100 --> 57:07.140
He's living two days in the future.
1758
57:07.140 --> 57:09.070
2020 literally starts now.
1759
57:09.070 --> 57:10.400
He's also a teenager
1760
57:10.400 --> 57:11.880
who doesn't understand the word literally.
1761
57:11.880 --> 57:14.090
I can't imagine a worse secret power
1762
57:14.090 --> 57:15.430
than being able to time travel,
1763
57:15.430 --> 57:17.300
but only two days in advance.
1764
57:17.300 --> 57:21.220
And it's two days in advance to go over
1765
57:21.220 --> 57:22.903
your shitty football team and how bad of a season it was.
1766
57:22.903 --> 57:25.080
Yeah if he time travels,
1767
57:25.080 --> 57:26.890
that's two days that you could've been watching
1768
57:26.890 --> 57:29.800
the Double Doink video on repeat, Matt Nagy.
1769
57:29.800 --> 57:30.633
How are you gonna improve on that?
1770
57:30.633 --> 57:34.300
Matt Nagy's like when Dwight Schrute is the bellhop
1771
57:34.300 --> 57:35.390
at the Hell Hotel.
1772
57:35.390 --> 57:37.010
Oh that's his dream job.
Yeah, his dream job.
1773
57:37.010 --> 57:37.950
That's Matt Nagy, he's like,
1774
57:37.950 --> 57:41.050
My dream job is to get a two-day jump
1775
57:41.050 --> 57:45.109
on going over the corpse that was the 2019 Chicago Bears.
1776
57:45.109 --> 57:46.937
So good job.
And that's all,
1777
57:46.937 --> 57:49.092
he's gonna be doing is just straight up like
1778
57:49.092 --> 57:50.850
a dissection of the entire season.
1779
57:50.850 --> 57:51.994
Watching tape.
1780
57:51.994 --> 57:52.830
So he's not gonna do anything productive
1781
57:52.830 --> 57:53.663
in those two days.
1782
57:53.663 --> 57:54.510
There's no good tape.
1783
57:54.510 --> 57:55.630
No.
It sucked.
1784
57:55.630 --> 57:57.150
The whole season sucked
1785
57:57.150 --> 57:59.160
and it's gonna be the exact same team next year.
1786
57:59.160 --> 58:01.260
So congrats time traveling coach.
1787
58:01.260 --> 58:02.700
And we don't have a first-round pick.
1788
58:02.700 --> 58:04.840
I wanna give Kurt Cousins credit
1789
58:04.840 --> 58:06.070
and the Minnesota Vikings.
Yeah.
1790
58:06.070 --> 58:08.350
Because Kurt Cousins did beat
1791
58:08.350 --> 58:10.870
a 500 or better team this year.
1792
58:10.870 --> 58:11.900
He beat the Eagles.
1793
58:11.900 --> 58:12.733
Yeah.
Because the Eagles
1794
58:12.733 --> 58:15.013
finished nine and seven, or did they finish eight and eight?
1795
58:15.013 --> 58:15.846
Eight and eight.
1796
58:15.846 --> 58:17.327
Yeah they finished eight and eight,
1797
58:17.327 --> 58:19.110
so Kurt Cousins, congratulations.
1798
58:19.110 --> 58:20.629
Credit where credit is due.
1799
58:20.629 --> 58:21.650
You did it.
You did it.
1800
58:21.650 --> 58:22.870
You finally got over that hump.
1801
58:22.870 --> 58:24.790
He did it, oh man, yeah.
1802
58:24.790 --> 58:26.310
And now you have to go to the Superdome, right?
1803
58:26.310 --> 58:27.440
They're playing against the Saints.
1804
58:27.440 --> 58:30.090
Are the Vikings, and I don't wanna beat up
1805
58:30.090 --> 58:32.490
on Vikings fans here, but I have to imagine,
1806
58:32.490 --> 58:34.180
I have some friends that are Vikings fans
1807
58:34.180 --> 58:36.900
and I talked to them after the game today.
1808
58:36.900 --> 58:39.380
I think this has gotta be the least pumped up
1809
58:39.380 --> 58:41.880
a fan base has to be for a playoff team.
1810
58:41.880 --> 58:42.713
Yeah.
1811
58:42.713 --> 58:44.190
To finish the season the way they did,
1812
58:44.190 --> 58:46.280
that Monday night game against Green Bay,
1813
58:46.280 --> 58:48.360
and then, you know, they didn't try today
1814
58:48.360 --> 58:49.460
so it doesn't really count.
1815
58:49.460 --> 58:51.530
But to have to go to the Superdome?
1816
58:51.530 --> 58:53.130
Is Dalvin Cook, is he healthy?
1817
58:54.310 --> 58:55.569
Last I saw.
Oh wait no,
1818
58:55.569 --> 58:56.735
they're not going to the Superdome.
1819
58:56.735 --> 58:58.400
Check that, they're not going to the, oh wait,
1820
58:58.400 --> 58:59.233
yes they are.
Yes they are.
1821
58:59.233 --> 59:00.066
They are going to the Superdome.
1822
59:00.066 --> 59:00.899
Yes they are.
1823
59:00.899 --> 59:01.732
Yes they are, they are going to the Superdome.
1824
59:01.732 --> 59:03.040
'Cause last I saw of Dalvin Cook
1825
59:03.040 --> 59:05.530
he was holding the oxygen mask up to his ear
1826
59:05.530 --> 59:07.517
to try to hear the air that was coming out.
1827
59:07.517 --> 59:09.690
And the concussion spotter was like, got him.
1828
59:09.690 --> 59:12.890
Because like that's one thing that I can't fuck up.
1829
59:12.890 --> 59:14.247
I'm pretty sure that's a sign of an injury.
1830
59:14.247 --> 59:15.600
Oh, he's on the banana phone.
1831
59:15.600 --> 59:17.670
So hopefully, I don't know, hopefully he's better
1832
59:17.670 --> 59:19.532
because he's actually a lot of fun to watch.
1833
59:19.532 --> 59:20.365
Yeah.
I like Dalvin Cook.
1834
59:20.365 --> 59:23.430
But they're gonna get, I mean, what's, they're gonna get.
1835
59:23.430 --> 59:25.664
Minnesota miracle rematch.
1836
59:25.664 --> 59:28.380
What's gonna be the line in that game?
1837
59:28.380 --> 59:30.278
You wanna play a game called Guess the Line?
1838
59:30.278 --> 59:31.435
Yeah let's play a game called Guess the Lines.
1839
59:31.435 --> 59:34.960
I think it's going to be Saints by six and a half.
1840
59:34.960 --> 59:37.910
Ooh, I would say Saints by seven and a half.
1841
59:37.910 --> 59:39.030
Okay, let's look it up.
1842
59:39.030 --> 59:42.460
All right, Saints-Vikings opening line.
1843
59:42.460 --> 59:45.370
Let me get my cousin Big Mark on this to look it up.
1844
59:45.370 --> 59:47.060
Hey Big Mark, what's the line?
1845
59:47.060 --> 59:48.920
Oh that's last year's.
1846
59:48.920 --> 59:51.140
I was gonna say Vikings minus four and a half, wow.
1847
59:51.140 --> 59:53.420
Oh, I actually nailed it, seven and a half.
1848
59:53.420 --> 59:54.400
Okay.
1849
59:54.400 --> 59:57.080
Didn't cheat, seven and a half.
1850
59:57.080 --> 59:59.110
The Saints are gonna kill it.
1851
59:59.110 --> 01:00:00.290
The Saints might be the hottest team
1852
01:00:00.290 --> 01:00:01.123
going into the playoffs.
1853
01:00:01.123 --> 01:00:02.450
Actually, it's perfect 'cause they're the next team
1854
01:00:02.450 --> 01:00:03.310
on our list.
1855
01:00:03.310 --> 01:00:05.830
They might be the hottest team going into the playoffs,
1856
01:00:05.830 --> 01:00:07.440
I mean they lost that game against the 49ers,
1857
01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:09.850
but they're playing, well obviously the Ravens are,
1858
01:00:09.850 --> 01:00:11.940
but the Saints are in the NFC
1859
01:00:11.940 --> 01:00:14.020
playing fucking awesome football.
1860
01:00:14.020 --> 01:00:15.140
Well my big question is,
1861
01:00:15.140 --> 01:00:17.060
is Antonio Brown gonna get a Super Bowl ring
1862
01:00:17.060 --> 01:00:18.173
if they win one?
1863
01:00:18.173 --> 01:00:19.360
'Cause they brought him in for the tryout.
1864
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:21.070
How 'bout him not passing the simple test,
1865
01:00:21.070 --> 01:00:23.230
don't bring an entire film crew.
1866
01:00:23.230 --> 01:00:26.410
Yeah, don't spend a lot of money on this fight over here,
1867
01:00:26.410 --> 01:00:27.243
for a workout.
1868
01:00:27.243 --> 01:00:28.100
He was like, No, I'm gonna spend the money.
1869
01:00:28.100 --> 01:00:29.520
Yeah, oh I'm gonna bring the film crew.
1870
01:00:29.520 --> 01:00:32.310
Gotta spend money to make money, that's big business.
1871
01:00:32.310 --> 01:00:34.455
Bring, we don't say the P-word.
1872
01:00:34.455 --> 01:00:35.670
He brought the entourage, though.
1873
01:00:35.670 --> 01:00:38.170
He brought the whole crew and yeah.
1874
01:00:38.170 --> 01:00:39.370
Way to go Antonio Brown.
1875
01:00:39.370 --> 01:00:41.580
I actually think this was a move by the Saints
1876
01:00:41.580 --> 01:00:43.900
just to make sure that the Patriots wouldn't get him.
1877
01:00:43.900 --> 01:00:45.670
Well I also think that Sean Peyton likes
1878
01:00:45.670 --> 01:00:46.830
to do things every now and again
1879
01:00:46.830 --> 01:00:48.960
just to let everyone know that he's crazy.
1880
01:00:48.960 --> 01:00:50.270
And to say fuck you Goodell.
1881
01:00:50.270 --> 01:00:52.500
Yeah and that he's capable of literally anything.
1882
01:00:52.500 --> 01:00:53.333
Right.
1883
01:00:53.333 --> 01:00:55.670
So he'll do something that's just off the wall insane
1884
01:00:55.670 --> 01:00:57.020
so other coaches will be like, This guy,
1885
01:00:57.020 --> 01:00:59.170
I don't know how to game plan for an insane person.
1886
01:00:59.170 --> 01:01:00.170
Yes, so yeah.
1887
01:01:00.170 --> 01:01:02.280
The Saints killed the Panthers.
1888
01:01:02.280 --> 01:01:03.113
We'll do just a quick--
1889
01:01:03.113 --> 01:01:05.000
This was also like, this was a celebration.
1890
01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:09.680
This was a thank you from the Panthers to the Saints
1891
01:01:09.680 --> 01:01:12.412
for allowing Dan Quinn to beat them.
1892
01:01:12.412 --> 01:01:13.245
Yes.
1893
01:01:13.245 --> 01:01:14.078
In that one big, pivotal game
1894
01:01:14.078 --> 01:01:16.659
which probably ensured Dan Quinn coming back for next year.
1895
01:01:16.659 --> 01:01:17.492
Right.
1896
01:01:17.492 --> 01:01:18.325
It's like a gentleman's handshake.
1897
01:01:18.325 --> 01:01:21.020
It was never in doubt,
1898
01:01:21.020 --> 01:01:24.480
and the only thing I would say is I wanna just say quickly
1899
01:01:24.480 --> 01:01:26.250
Christian McCaffrey, unreal year.
1900
01:01:26.250 --> 01:01:29.180
Lost in the fact that he was on a Panthers team that,
1901
01:01:29.180 --> 01:01:31.890
remember when the Panthers were maybe gonna make the,
1902
01:01:31.890 --> 01:01:34.090
like they were gonna sneak in here when they,
1903
01:01:34.090 --> 01:01:36.730
it was obviously mid-season so it was a long way to go,
1904
01:01:36.730 --> 01:01:40.150
but that game and Lambo, and Kyle Allen drives him
1905
01:01:40.150 --> 01:01:42.290
all the way down the field, doesn't score.
1906
01:01:42.290 --> 01:01:44.160
I feel like their season ended right there,
1907
01:01:44.160 --> 01:01:46.410
but Christian McCaffrey is the third player ever
1908
01:01:46.410 --> 01:01:48.240
to go 1,000-1,000.
1909
01:01:48.240 --> 01:01:51.570
And the crazier stat from Christian McCaffrey,
1910
01:01:51.570 --> 01:01:55.220
403 touches this year, zero lost fumbles.
1911
01:01:55.220 --> 01:01:56.360
That is nuts.
That's nuts.
1912
01:01:56.360 --> 01:01:58.110
That's like BenJarvis Green-Ellis level production.
1913
01:01:58.110 --> 01:01:59.670
That's crazy.
1914
01:01:59.670 --> 01:02:00.960
Also a shout out to the Panthers.
1915
01:02:00.960 --> 01:02:02.933
You kicked a field goal when you were down 35.
1916
01:02:02.933 --> 01:02:03.766
I love it.
1917
01:02:03.766 --> 01:02:05.099
You gotta get, you gotta get on the--
1918
01:02:05.099 --> 01:02:05.932
Put the points on the board.
1919
01:02:05.932 --> 01:02:07.660
Yeah, you gotta do something.
1920
01:02:07.660 --> 01:02:08.493
Listen, it's called
1921
01:02:08.493 --> 01:02:11.890
the Pat Shurmur newspaper box score play.
1922
01:02:11.890 --> 01:02:13.242
You don't wanna get shut out.
1923
01:02:13.242 --> 01:02:14.080
You have to make sure that if someone wakes up,
1924
01:02:14.080 --> 01:02:16.440
some guy wakes up and he didn't watch any NFL Sunday,
1925
01:02:16.440 --> 01:02:19.890
he picks up his paper and he sees the box score.
1926
01:02:19.890 --> 01:02:21.320
He doesn't wanna see a shutout.
1927
01:02:21.320 --> 01:02:22.749
Yep, you gotta take the points at home.
1928
01:02:22.749 --> 01:02:23.582
So, good job, yes.
1929
01:02:23.582 --> 01:02:27.230
All right, next up we'll go to the afternoon games.
1930
01:02:27.230 --> 01:02:30.670
So the one o'clock games were good.
1931
01:02:30.670 --> 01:02:33.990
Obviously the Jameis and the Patriots were the big stories.
1932
01:02:33.990 --> 01:02:36.830
But it was all kinda gearing up to the late games.
1933
01:02:36.830 --> 01:02:38.760
What would happen, because there was a lot more at line.
1934
01:02:38.760 --> 01:02:40.040
They stack the deck that way.
1935
01:02:40.040 --> 01:02:42.040
Yeah I was wondering why they didn't have the Chargers
1936
01:02:42.040 --> 01:02:44.707
and the Chiefs play the late game today.
1937
01:02:44.707 --> 01:02:45.540
It's kinda weird.
1938
01:02:45.540 --> 01:02:47.400
I think it was, I think they just basically make it
1939
01:02:47.400 --> 01:02:50.430
so that nothing, no game can affect another game.
1940
01:02:50.430 --> 01:02:52.890
Like no game, like they have to all play at the same time
1941
01:02:52.890 --> 01:02:54.643
when it comes to seeding, right?
1942
01:02:54.643 --> 01:02:55.990
So like the Titans and Steelers
1943
01:02:55.990 --> 01:02:57.200
had to play at the same time.
1944
01:02:57.200 --> 01:02:59.410
But the Raiders played in the afternoon.
1945
01:02:59.410 --> 01:03:01.130
Yeah but the Raiders were linked
1946
01:03:01.130 --> 01:03:02.604
with the Titans and the Steelers--
1947
01:03:02.604 --> 01:03:03.437
Okay it's about who you're linked with,
1948
01:03:03.437 --> 01:03:05.180
not with your division.
Yeah, yeah, right, right.
1949
01:03:05.180 --> 01:03:06.933
All right Redskins-Cowboys.
1950
01:03:07.790 --> 01:03:11.190
Jerry Jones watching the Eagles game was so funny.
1951
01:03:11.190 --> 01:03:12.860
And just the disgust.
1952
01:03:12.860 --> 01:03:14.900
Jerry Jones also said after the game.
1953
01:03:14.900 --> 01:03:16.750
Tell me if you can pick up a theme
1954
01:03:16.750 --> 01:03:19.380
from this Jerry Jones quote, okay?
1955
01:03:19.380 --> 01:03:21.670
I've made changes and I can see myself,
1956
01:03:21.670 --> 01:03:23.818
making a lot of changes in a lot of areas.
1957
01:03:23.818 --> 01:03:25.331
Tupac, his name is Tupac.
1958
01:03:25.331 --> 01:03:26.650
Hold on, In a lot of areas.
1959
01:03:26.650 --> 01:03:28.180
The time calls for change.
1960
01:03:28.180 --> 01:03:29.410
I'm about change.
1961
01:03:29.410 --> 01:03:30.260
Yeah, Tupac.
1962
01:03:30.260 --> 01:03:32.450
I think he's gonna do some changes.
1963
01:03:32.450 --> 01:03:33.730
It's time to start making changes.
1964
01:03:33.730 --> 01:03:35.046
Maybe, maybe, yeah.
1965
01:03:35.046 --> 01:03:35.879
I made a G today.
1966
01:03:35.879 --> 01:03:36.790
Yeah, maybe--
1967
01:03:36.790 --> 01:03:37.623
But he made it a sleazy way,
1968
01:03:37.623 --> 01:03:38.560
selling dak to the kids.
1969
01:03:38.560 --> 01:03:40.200
He's gonna get a new office chair.
1970
01:03:40.200 --> 01:03:44.130
I don't know, maybe a bigger monitor for his computer.
1971
01:03:44.130 --> 01:03:45.730
I have a challenge for you, Jerry Jones.
1972
01:03:45.730 --> 01:03:47.060
Just coach the team.
1973
01:03:47.060 --> 01:03:48.289
Just coach the Dallas Cowboys.
1974
01:03:48.289 --> 01:03:49.355
Seriously.
You know you want to.
1975
01:03:49.355 --> 01:03:50.642
Or have your fucking failson coach the team.
1976
01:03:50.642 --> 01:03:52.960
You know Jerry Jones wants to coach the team secretly.
1977
01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:54.221
Maybe not even secretly.
1978
01:03:54.221 --> 01:03:55.054
Yeah.
1979
01:03:55.054 --> 01:03:56.300
He literally wants to coach, I mean Jason Garrett
1980
01:03:56.300 --> 01:03:59.020
might just be calling all the plays that Jerry Jones
1981
01:03:59.020 --> 01:04:01.090
is radioing in from up in his box.
1982
01:04:01.090 --> 01:04:02.060
Jerry, just coach the team.
1983
01:04:02.060 --> 01:04:03.790
If I were Jerry Jones, I'd coach the team.
1984
01:04:03.790 --> 01:04:05.090
Why not?
Fuck it.
1985
01:04:05.090 --> 01:04:05.923
You're the owner.
1986
01:04:05.923 --> 01:04:07.280
And the great, what Jerry Jones does,
1987
01:04:07.280 --> 01:04:08.790
better than anyone else in this league
1988
01:04:08.790 --> 01:04:11.640
is he takes full credit for how bad he is at everything.
1989
01:04:11.640 --> 01:04:12.723
Yeah.
1990
01:04:12.723 --> 01:04:14.810
So he'll always say after a game that they lose, like
1991
01:04:14.810 --> 01:04:16.430
It starts at the top with me.
1992
01:04:16.430 --> 01:04:17.540
I'm not gonna blame anybody else.
1993
01:04:17.540 --> 01:04:20.190
He's great at admitting that he sucks at stuff.
1994
01:04:20.190 --> 01:04:22.320
Well it's the greatest job in the world to have
1995
01:04:22.320 --> 01:04:25.710
to be able to say, I suck, this is terrible.
1996
01:04:25.710 --> 01:04:26.840
It's my fault.
1997
01:04:26.840 --> 01:04:29.460
Oh yeah, I can't be fired 'cause I'm the boss.
1998
01:04:29.460 --> 01:04:30.350
Yeah, it would be, yeah.
1999
01:04:30.350 --> 01:04:32.010
It's all about accountability here.
2000
01:04:32.010 --> 01:04:32.900
It's a great spot, yeah, right (laughs).
2001
01:04:32.900 --> 01:04:36.233
He fines himself and then he writes a check to himself.
2002
01:04:37.120 --> 01:04:39.340
I would do the same thing, like hey listen guys.
2003
01:04:39.340 --> 01:04:40.740
The buck stops here.
2004
01:04:40.740 --> 01:04:42.880
I screwed up, I messed up.
2005
01:04:42.880 --> 01:04:46.140
Oh yeah, I'm a billionaire and I can't be fired.
2006
01:04:46.140 --> 01:04:49.040
Yeah, he just writes himself a check for $50,000
2007
01:04:49.040 --> 01:04:51.470
and then takes it and cashes it and buys a whole shitload
2008
01:04:51.470 --> 01:04:52.833
of Johnnie Walker Blue with it.
2009
01:04:52.833 --> 01:04:53.666
Aw, fuck.
2010
01:04:53.666 --> 01:04:54.610
Jerry Jones, coach the team.
2011
01:04:54.610 --> 01:04:56.120
If you get off to a slow start,
2012
01:04:56.120 --> 01:04:57.770
you can fire yourself at head coach.
2013
01:04:57.770 --> 01:04:59.200
You've always wanted to do that.
2014
01:04:59.200 --> 01:05:01.790
That's like, that's the pentacle of a boss move right there,
2015
01:05:01.790 --> 01:05:04.600
is being so powerful that you're even more powerful
2016
01:05:04.600 --> 01:05:05.570
than you are.
Yes.
2017
01:05:05.570 --> 01:05:08.340
So fire yourself and then install Jason Witten
2018
01:05:08.340 --> 01:05:10.170
as your head coach.
Oh man.
2019
01:05:10.170 --> 01:05:11.743
Imagine, he would do something like that,
2020
01:05:11.743 --> 01:05:13.100
make Jason Witten the head coach.
2021
01:05:13.100 --> 01:05:14.650
He's thinking about it.
Yeah, for sure is.
2022
01:05:14.650 --> 01:05:15.840
I guarantee you he is.
2023
01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:19.000
One too many Johnnie Walkers and a late night meeting
2024
01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:21.790
at Jason Witten's house and he's gonna be the head coach.
2025
01:05:21.790 --> 01:05:23.500
'Cause Jason Witten is a guy that's just,
2026
01:05:23.500 --> 01:05:25.579
he reminds him of better times.
2027
01:05:25.579 --> 01:05:26.412
Right.
When he's around, he's like
2028
01:05:26.412 --> 01:05:27.920
We were competitive--
They weren't that good.
2029
01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:29.670
No, we made the playoffs a couple times.
2030
01:05:29.670 --> 01:05:32.720
I think Jason Witten has two wins, two playoff wins.
2031
01:05:32.720 --> 01:05:34.890
But still.
That's the best.
2032
01:05:34.890 --> 01:05:36.150
Better than they are now.
Right.
2033
01:05:36.150 --> 01:05:38.190
And so he sees Jason Witten, he's like,
2034
01:05:38.190 --> 01:05:39.790
That boy, that boy can win me a championship.
2035
01:05:39.790 --> 01:05:43.070
Yeah, I also love that the Cowboys,
2036
01:05:43.070 --> 01:05:44.860
everyone just keeps saying,
2037
01:05:44.860 --> 01:05:46.850
The most talented team to underachieve.
2038
01:05:46.850 --> 01:05:48.780
Like maybe they just weren't that talented, too.
2039
01:05:48.780 --> 01:05:49.988
No I think they.
2040
01:05:49.988 --> 01:05:51.029
No they are, but they aren't.
2041
01:05:51.029 --> 01:05:51.862
I think they are pretty talented.
2042
01:05:51.862 --> 01:05:52.695
Yeah but they also kinda suck.
2043
01:05:52.695 --> 01:05:53.528
Yeah.
2044
01:05:53.528 --> 01:05:54.630
You know what I mean, like it's,
2045
01:05:54.630 --> 01:05:56.640
yeah they put up big numbers against bad teams,
2046
01:05:56.640 --> 01:05:59.170
but the mark of a good team and of talent
2047
01:05:59.170 --> 01:06:01.120
is to win a big game against a good opponent
2048
01:06:01.120 --> 01:06:03.200
and they just didn't, so are we sure?
2049
01:06:03.200 --> 01:06:04.149
Are we sure they're good?
2050
01:06:04.149 --> 01:06:04.982
Are we sure they're talented?
2051
01:06:04.982 --> 01:06:05.815
Are we sure they're talented?
2052
01:06:05.815 --> 01:06:07.410
They're talented but they're not good.
2053
01:06:07.410 --> 01:06:08.590
That's where their problem lies.
2054
01:06:08.590 --> 01:06:09.423
Oh man, Jason Garrett.
2055
01:06:09.423 --> 01:06:11.150
'Cause when you look at all their skill positions
2056
01:06:11.150 --> 01:06:12.950
and their offensive line even,
2057
01:06:12.950 --> 01:06:14.540
they have an amazing offense.
Yeah.
2058
01:06:14.540 --> 01:06:18.690
On paper so I'm gonna go with, Dak Prescott was just hurt.
2059
01:06:18.690 --> 01:06:19.523
Yeah, yes.
2060
01:06:19.523 --> 01:06:21.170
He was injured for the second half of the season.
2061
01:06:21.170 --> 01:06:23.870
I look forward to Jerry Jones very emotional.
2062
01:06:23.870 --> 01:06:26.430
Teary-eyed press conference when he fires Jason Garrett.
2063
01:06:26.430 --> 01:06:27.680
'Cause you know he will.
2064
01:06:27.680 --> 01:06:30.670
He'll get all, you know, he'll probably do it super hungover
2065
01:06:30.670 --> 01:06:32.270
so he'll already have some tears worked in,
2066
01:06:32.270 --> 01:06:33.760
you know when you're so hungover that you're just,
2067
01:06:33.760 --> 01:06:35.070
like wake up crying?
Yeah.
2068
01:06:35.070 --> 01:06:36.810
He'll have that.
Wake up crying?
2069
01:06:36.810 --> 01:06:38.311
No a little tear in your eyes,
2070
01:06:38.311 --> 01:06:39.280
you're like, Damn.
2071
01:06:39.280 --> 01:06:40.113
You wanna talk about something?
2072
01:06:40.113 --> 01:06:42.550
No it's, I think that's something that happens
2073
01:06:42.550 --> 01:06:43.580
when you're so hungover
2074
01:06:43.580 --> 01:06:45.761
that your eyes are like already bloodshot, kinda crying.
2075
01:06:45.761 --> 01:06:47.300
Definitely, yeah definitely the bloodshot.
2076
01:06:47.300 --> 01:06:48.880
You know what happens to me when I'm hungover?
2077
01:06:48.880 --> 01:06:52.000
When I walk outside and the wind hits my face the first time
2078
01:06:52.000 --> 01:06:54.140
I look Knowshon Moreno during the Star Spangled Banner.
2079
01:06:54.140 --> 01:06:56.500
Yes, yeah, so that's gonna be Jerry Jones
2080
01:06:57.520 --> 01:06:59.390
either Monday, Tuesday, I don't know.
2081
01:06:59.390 --> 01:07:00.223
He'll figure out a way.
2082
01:07:00.223 --> 01:07:02.840
He'll actually probably fire Jason Garrett,
2083
01:07:02.840 --> 01:07:05.040
like three o'clock on Saturday.
2084
01:07:05.040 --> 01:07:07.007
Right before the playoff starts so we can talk about that.
2085
01:07:07.007 --> 01:07:09.850
I think that Jerry Jones doesn't know what he's gonna do,
2086
01:07:09.850 --> 01:07:10.683
with Jason Garrett yet.
2087
01:07:10.683 --> 01:07:12.670
I think that he's gonna have his press conference.
2088
01:07:12.670 --> 01:07:13.503
He's gonna sleep on it--
2089
01:07:13.503 --> 01:07:15.610
He's gonna sleep on it and he's still not gonna know
2090
01:07:15.610 --> 01:07:16.980
and he's gonna open his mouth
2091
01:07:16.980 --> 01:07:19.100
and then whatever comes out of his mouth
2092
01:07:19.100 --> 01:07:21.050
at that time is his decision.
Yeah (laughs).
2093
01:07:21.050 --> 01:07:23.280
He doesn't, Jerry, he's not a big planner.
2094
01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:24.113
No.
2095
01:07:24.113 --> 01:07:24.946
You don't have to be a big planner when you're that rich.
2096
01:07:24.946 --> 01:07:29.483
No, all right, Raiders-Broncos, Vic Fangio.
2097
01:07:30.590 --> 01:07:32.680
He was asked about Drew Lock being four and one,
2098
01:07:32.680 --> 01:07:35.270
he corrected them saying, the Broncos are four and one.
2099
01:07:35.270 --> 01:07:39.210
Also Vic Fangio, do we have to take his football guy card
2100
01:07:39.210 --> 01:07:43.480
because he got a little emotional Vic Fangio over the week.
2101
01:07:43.480 --> 01:07:45.890
He said that he watched Hallmark movies.
2102
01:07:45.890 --> 01:07:48.700
He watched Christmas Under the Stars on Christmas Eve
2103
01:07:48.700 --> 01:07:50.620
'cause he wanted to feel all Christmasy.
2104
01:07:50.620 --> 01:07:53.970
And he said quote I'd rather a chick-flick
2105
01:07:53.970 --> 01:07:56.660
than a shoot 'em up, blow 'em up movie.
2106
01:07:56.660 --> 01:07:58.310
Vic Fangio, is he?
2107
01:07:58.310 --> 01:07:59.850
He's firmly in the--
Does he have a heart?
2108
01:07:59.850 --> 01:08:02.950
He's well, no he just loves Christmas movies.
2109
01:08:02.950 --> 01:08:03.860
He wants a chick-flick.
2110
01:08:03.860 --> 01:08:06.300
So he solved the Die Hard Christmas movie riddle
2111
01:08:06.300 --> 01:08:07.133
once and for all,
2112
01:08:07.133 --> 01:08:08.630
which we've resolved to never discuss again.
2113
01:08:08.630 --> 01:08:09.463
Doesn't want it.
2114
01:08:09.463 --> 01:08:10.740
But no, he's like your grandfather.
2115
01:08:10.740 --> 01:08:13.430
Your grandfather, he has his programs that he likes to watch
2116
01:08:13.430 --> 01:08:14.970
his stories around Christmas time.
2117
01:08:14.970 --> 01:08:17.660
He's probably seen all those movies a hundred times.
2118
01:08:17.660 --> 01:08:19.290
He doesn't like new stuff.
Yeah.
2119
01:08:19.290 --> 01:08:21.300
So every Christmas, he just sits down,
2120
01:08:21.300 --> 01:08:22.670
parks his ass in front of the TV,
2121
01:08:22.670 --> 01:08:25.820
and watches Christmas Vacation and White Christmas
2122
01:08:25.820 --> 01:08:28.260
like six times in a row and he just feels good about it.
2123
01:08:28.260 --> 01:08:30.250
Right.
I don't hate that actually.
2124
01:08:30.250 --> 01:08:32.880
If you're gonna have a defensive surly coach,
2125
01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:34.100
I kinda like--
He's got a little heart.
2126
01:08:34.100 --> 01:08:36.080
I kinda like the fact that he's got a softer side.
2127
01:08:36.080 --> 01:08:37.070
Well you know it's a big deal
2128
01:08:37.070 --> 01:08:39.960
because I think I saw that quote a hundred times on Twitter
2129
01:08:39.960 --> 01:08:41.570
because everyone was like, Can you believe this?
2130
01:08:41.570 --> 01:08:43.010
Vic Fangio said what?
2131
01:08:43.010 --> 01:08:45.820
It was like one of those TMZ like, hey,
2132
01:08:45.820 --> 01:08:49.860
like guess that Kardashian ass and it's like What?
2133
01:08:49.860 --> 01:08:51.610
You know, Vic Fangio said what?
2134
01:08:51.610 --> 01:08:53.100
He likes Christmas movies?
2135
01:08:53.100 --> 01:08:55.900
He, yeah he probably has doctors orders
2136
01:08:55.900 --> 01:08:57.360
to not watch shoot 'em up movies.
2137
01:08:57.360 --> 01:08:59.960
I imagine that triggers his blood pressure a little bit.
2138
01:08:59.960 --> 01:09:00.793
It's true.
2139
01:09:00.793 --> 01:09:03.130
Yeah, if he watches a shoot 'em up, blow 'em up,
2140
01:09:03.130 --> 01:09:06.480
he immediately gets some kinda, you know.
2141
01:09:06.480 --> 01:09:08.050
Another kidney stone.
Yeah another kidney stone
2142
01:09:08.050 --> 01:09:12.000
or his liver just starts to short-circuit, he can't do it.
2143
01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:14.250
I wanna give a shout-out to Drew Lock.
2144
01:09:14.250 --> 01:09:15.790
I've upgraded Drew Lock.
2145
01:09:15.790 --> 01:09:17.270
He no longer has moxie.
2146
01:09:17.270 --> 01:09:18.660
So he's played through the moxie.
2147
01:09:18.660 --> 01:09:20.493
Ooh.
He now has poise.
2148
01:09:20.493 --> 01:09:21.326
Ooh.
2149
01:09:21.326 --> 01:09:23.470
Which means that he's good enough
2150
01:09:23.470 --> 01:09:25.630
to just expect moxie from him.
2151
01:09:25.630 --> 01:09:28.080
So I think Drew Lock is gonna be the quarterback
2152
01:09:28.080 --> 01:09:29.390
of the future in Denver.
2153
01:09:29.390 --> 01:09:32.970
He's definitely, obviously the second best quarterback
2154
01:09:32.970 --> 01:09:35.820
in that division, pending Philip Rivers coming back or not.
2155
01:09:35.820 --> 01:09:36.740
Correct.
2156
01:09:36.740 --> 01:09:39.540
But Drew Lock is gonna be a beast.
2157
01:09:39.540 --> 01:09:40.481
A beast?
2158
01:09:40.481 --> 01:09:41.314
I think he's gonna be very very good.
2159
01:09:41.314 --> 01:09:42.973
A beast.
I like Drew Lock a lot.
2160
01:09:43.950 --> 01:09:45.580
How many Pro Bowls?
2161
01:09:45.580 --> 01:09:47.280
Well, Pro Bowls, I mean Andy Dalton made--
2162
01:09:47.280 --> 01:09:49.250
No, no, no, voted Pro Bowl.
He--
2163
01:09:49.250 --> 01:09:50.583
Top three quarterback in the AFC.
2164
01:09:50.583 --> 01:09:52.950
No, no, no I'm gonna take your original question and say
2165
01:09:52.950 --> 01:09:56.980
he will make, he will be in five Pro Bowls.
2166
01:09:56.980 --> 01:09:58.030
Five Pro Bowls?
2167
01:09:58.030 --> 01:09:58.880
Five Pro Bowls.
2168
01:09:58.880 --> 01:10:01.140
Damn, okay, okay Drew Lock.
2169
01:10:01.140 --> 01:10:03.110
Five-time Pro Bowler.
2170
01:10:03.110 --> 01:10:05.130
I'm sure John Elway will fuck it up though.
2171
01:10:05.130 --> 01:10:06.739
He'll probably draft someone else.
2172
01:10:06.739 --> 01:10:07.950
That's a big wild card in this situation.
2173
01:10:07.950 --> 01:10:09.611
I've got a little stat here for you.
2174
01:10:09.611 --> 01:10:11.190
Yeah?
This is from Josh Dubow.
2175
01:10:11.190 --> 01:10:12.720
He's at the AP.
2176
01:10:12.720 --> 01:10:16.910
He says that Derek Carr lost his 55th game
2177
01:10:16.910 --> 01:10:19.610
as a starting quarterback this week.
2178
01:10:19.610 --> 01:10:21.968
The only quarterback to lose more
2179
01:10:21.968 --> 01:10:24.930
in his first six seasons?
2180
01:10:24.930 --> 01:10:25.780
Guess who it was.
2181
01:10:28.350 --> 01:10:30.408
Peyton Manning.
David Carr, with 56.
2182
01:10:30.408 --> 01:10:33.230
Damn I was hoping that it was one of those Peyton Manning,
2183
01:10:33.230 --> 01:10:34.882
the answer is always Peyton Manning.
2184
01:10:34.882 --> 01:10:36.840
Yeah, well the Carr brothers are the opposite
2185
01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:37.740
of the Manning Brothers.
2186
01:10:37.740 --> 01:10:39.170
Shout out Peyton Manning, by the way
2187
01:10:39.170 --> 01:10:42.720
for just being, having such bad statistics his rookie year
2188
01:10:42.720 --> 01:10:45.230
that you can basically link any bad quarterback
2189
01:10:45.230 --> 01:10:47.900
to his rookie year and be like, You know who also sucked?
2190
01:10:47.900 --> 01:10:49.230
Peyton Manning.
Yeah, no he made
2191
01:10:49.230 --> 01:10:50.800
a lot of people a lot of money based off sucking initially.
2192
01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:53.600
It's great, it's great, it was a very nice thing.
2193
01:10:53.600 --> 01:10:56.850
He paid it forward for future generations of the NFL.
2194
01:10:56.850 --> 01:10:58.760
But yeah, the Carr brothers are officially now,
2195
01:10:58.760 --> 01:10:59.960
the reverse Manning brothers.
2196
01:10:59.960 --> 01:11:01.320
I love it, I love it.
2197
01:11:01.320 --> 01:11:06.320
A total of 111 losses combined,
2198
01:11:06.940 --> 01:11:09.070
in their first six seasons.
2199
01:11:09.070 --> 01:11:10.350
And, oh they've got a brother
2200
01:11:10.350 --> 01:11:13.198
that intercepts cosmetic problems for their wives.
2201
01:11:13.198 --> 01:11:14.031
Ooh, yeah.
2202
01:11:14.031 --> 01:11:15.290
So that's also with the Manning thing.
2203
01:11:15.290 --> 01:11:17.040
Yeah that's true, that's actually a good point.
2204
01:11:17.040 --> 01:11:19.410
It's a perfect Manning, yeah they're the shadow--
2205
01:11:19.410 --> 01:11:21.680
Yeah he takes mascara.
Upside down world Mannings.
2206
01:11:21.680 --> 01:11:24.640
And Peyton takes HGH--
Yeah, the Raiders.
2207
01:11:24.640 --> 01:11:28.920
The weirdest team to still be mathematically alive
2208
01:11:28.920 --> 01:11:30.060
in week 17.
2209
01:11:30.060 --> 01:11:32.640
Fun fact, the Raiders are technically still alive
2210
01:11:32.640 --> 01:11:34.263
to make the playoffs, somehow.
2211
01:11:34.263 --> 01:11:35.096
(Big Cat laughs)
2212
01:11:35.096 --> 01:11:36.680
If the Titans just don't show up.
2213
01:11:36.680 --> 01:11:38.823
If they all contract swine flu.
2214
01:11:38.823 --> 01:11:39.813
And the Steelers don't,
2215
01:11:39.813 --> 01:11:41.010
yeah I think the Raiders do.
2216
01:11:41.010 --> 01:11:41.950
So that's gonna be weird.
2217
01:11:41.950 --> 01:11:43.120
They're the alternate team.
2218
01:11:43.120 --> 01:11:44.370
Say something nice about the Raiders.
2219
01:11:44.370 --> 01:11:47.040
The Death Star football stadium, now I get it.
2220
01:11:47.040 --> 01:11:48.260
That's why you're going to Vegas.
2221
01:11:48.260 --> 01:11:49.970
That fucking stadium's awesome.
2222
01:11:49.970 --> 01:11:53.470
I mean it's, you gotta actually put a good team in it,
2223
01:11:53.470 --> 01:11:55.740
but in terms of the intimidation factor,
2224
01:11:55.740 --> 01:11:57.850
just by driving up, 10 outta 10.
2225
01:11:57.850 --> 01:11:59.590
At what point in the off season do they start
2226
01:11:59.590 --> 01:12:01.363
to move to Las Vegas, do the players start to move there?
2227
01:12:01.363 --> 01:12:03.200
I think Gruden's already there.
2228
01:12:03.200 --> 01:12:04.160
Gruden, Gruden has--
2229
01:12:04.160 --> 01:12:05.131
Well I know Mark Davis is already there.
2230
01:12:05.131 --> 01:12:05.964
Mark Davis has lived there.
2231
01:12:05.964 --> 01:12:06.797
He's already in the fucking P.F. Chang's
2232
01:12:06.797 --> 01:12:07.680
at like the Cosmo.
2233
01:12:07.680 --> 01:12:08.810
He's got his own seat there.
2234
01:12:08.810 --> 01:12:11.090
Yeah, yeah, he's been there.
2235
01:12:11.090 --> 01:12:13.840
All right, Cardinals-Rams.
2236
01:12:13.840 --> 01:12:16.720
Kyler Murray, maybe offensive rookie of the year.
2237
01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:18.830
Either him or Jacobs, I don't know.
2238
01:12:18.830 --> 01:12:21.000
It's such a sad debate that we're having
2239
01:12:21.000 --> 01:12:21.870
for this award.
Yeah.
2240
01:12:21.870 --> 01:12:23.500
It really, it shouldn't go to anybody,
2241
01:12:23.500 --> 01:12:26.460
but you know that it's off to a bad start
2242
01:12:26.460 --> 01:12:28.540
when people are lobbying for it openly.
2243
01:12:28.540 --> 01:12:29.373
Yeah.
2244
01:12:29.373 --> 01:12:31.440
So Kyler Murray and the Cardinals
2245
01:12:31.440 --> 01:12:33.502
put out a bunch of graphics saying--
2246
01:12:33.502 --> 01:12:34.404
His agent did too.
2247
01:12:34.404 --> 01:12:35.760
His agent also put out his own separate
2248
01:12:35.760 --> 01:12:37.970
for your consideration thing
2249
01:12:37.970 --> 01:12:41.390
saying he's one of five quarterbacks to do x, y and z.
2250
01:12:41.390 --> 01:12:42.550
He was good, he was very good.
2251
01:12:42.550 --> 01:12:44.430
He was good but there was nobody.
2252
01:12:44.430 --> 01:12:46.900
Josh Jacobs I think was gonna win it hands-down,
2253
01:12:46.900 --> 01:12:47.937
but he got hurt.
Right, right.
2254
01:12:47.937 --> 01:12:51.070
But Kyler Murray, I think you have to say he's pretty,
2255
01:12:51.070 --> 01:12:52.340
he's good, it was a good season.
2256
01:12:52.340 --> 01:12:53.360
Yeah, I don't know.
2257
01:12:53.360 --> 01:12:55.353
Both these teams, I don't know,
2258
01:12:55.353 --> 01:12:57.100
what to expect outta them going forward.
2259
01:12:57.100 --> 01:12:59.230
Like the Rams are at a crossroads.
2260
01:12:59.230 --> 01:13:02.430
I think McVay's even said that like coaching,
2261
01:13:02.430 --> 01:13:03.950
they probably gotta cash in.
2262
01:13:03.950 --> 01:13:05.360
They probably gotta trade some pieces
2263
01:13:05.360 --> 01:13:07.562
to get some draft capital back.
2264
01:13:07.562 --> 01:13:09.120
And then the Cardinals, I think they're good,
2265
01:13:09.120 --> 01:13:11.900
but it's always weird to watch teams like the Cardinals
2266
01:13:11.900 --> 01:13:15.960
where they're bad enough that they can sneak up on teams
2267
01:13:15.960 --> 01:13:18.050
so if they ever get good,
2268
01:13:18.050 --> 01:13:21.408
can they be good when teams expect it?
2269
01:13:21.408 --> 01:13:22.241
You know what I mean?
I hope they get good,
2270
01:13:22.241 --> 01:13:24.300
just so that they can drive Matthew Berry insane
2271
01:13:24.300 --> 01:13:25.520
because he's still going nuts.
2272
01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:26.353
Oh yeah.
2273
01:13:26.353 --> 01:13:27.650
From how the team Twitter account
2274
01:13:27.650 --> 01:13:30.100
rubbed his face in the David Johnson usage rate
2275
01:13:30.100 --> 01:13:31.160
back in like week 12.
2276
01:13:31.160 --> 01:13:32.430
Kenyan Drake's gonna get paid.
2277
01:13:32.430 --> 01:13:33.263
I think he's a free agent.
2278
01:13:33.263 --> 01:13:34.658
That was awesome for him.
Yeah Kenyan, big turnaround
2279
01:13:34.658 --> 01:13:35.770
for him, so yeah.
Yes, huge, huge.
2280
01:13:35.770 --> 01:13:37.530
So yeah, good job.
2281
01:13:37.530 --> 01:13:40.375
But yeah I don't know what else to say about the Cards.
2282
01:13:40.375 --> 01:13:42.610
I think that Kliff Kingsbury is a decent coach.
2283
01:13:42.610 --> 01:13:43.645
Right.
2284
01:13:43.645 --> 01:13:45.250
But I don't, there's nothing that he did this year
2285
01:13:45.250 --> 01:13:47.400
that was really game-changing.
2286
01:13:47.400 --> 01:13:49.280
Everyone expected him to come into the league
2287
01:13:49.280 --> 01:13:51.460
and revolutionize or like add new wrinkles,
2288
01:13:51.460 --> 01:13:53.237
and it was just kinda same old, same old.
2289
01:13:53.237 --> 01:13:55.250
And they always, like the Cardinals always
2290
01:13:55.250 --> 01:13:56.780
were in those frisky games.
2291
01:13:56.780 --> 01:13:58.490
Either they were in the frisky games or they were down
2292
01:13:58.490 --> 01:14:00.040
so much that they could just throw the ball.
2293
01:14:00.040 --> 01:14:00.873
You know what I mean?
2294
01:14:00.873 --> 01:14:03.490
Like they, when they actually do get good,
2295
01:14:03.490 --> 01:14:06.270
will they be able to be good when they actually have to like
2296
01:14:06.270 --> 01:14:08.870
people expect it and teams expect it.
2297
01:14:08.870 --> 01:14:11.720
They were just bad enough where they could sneak
2298
01:14:11.720 --> 01:14:12.700
under the radar and get,
2299
01:14:12.700 --> 01:14:15.010
I think they got, what six wins, five wins?
2300
01:14:15.010 --> 01:14:17.820
Where you're like, Okay, sure they played some games.
2301
01:14:17.820 --> 01:14:20.280
They were frisky at times, I don't know.
2302
01:14:20.280 --> 01:14:22.160
I don't know what else to say about the Cardinals.
2303
01:14:22.160 --> 01:14:23.200
They're frisky.
2304
01:14:23.200 --> 01:14:24.324
Yeah they won five games.
2305
01:14:24.324 --> 01:14:25.550
They went five, 10 and one.
2306
01:14:25.550 --> 01:14:27.710
That's the perfect frisky level.
2307
01:14:27.710 --> 01:14:30.430
Yeah, not bad, not great.
2308
01:14:30.430 --> 01:14:32.520
As good as you can hope for out of a rookie quarterback
2309
01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:34.380
in the state of Arizona I guess.
2310
01:14:34.380 --> 01:14:37.500
And so goes the worst segment that's ever been done
2311
01:14:37.500 --> 01:14:38.670
about the Arizona Cardinals (laughs).
2312
01:14:38.670 --> 01:14:39.980
Let's talk about the great--
2313
01:14:39.980 --> 01:14:41.640
We just said nothing for two minutes.
2314
01:14:41.640 --> 01:14:43.280
Oh, I'll say something.
2315
01:14:43.280 --> 01:14:45.250
Larry Fitzgerald's ass is still thick.
2316
01:14:45.250 --> 01:14:46.453
Oh I'll say something.
2317
01:14:47.610 --> 01:14:48.710
Somewhat controversial.
2318
01:14:48.710 --> 01:14:49.543
Uh oh.
2319
01:14:50.550 --> 01:14:52.130
I don't think Larry Fitzgerald should've been
2320
01:14:52.130 --> 01:14:55.030
in the top 100.
Wow.
2321
01:14:55.030 --> 01:14:55.863
I'll say it, I'll say it.
2322
01:14:55.863 --> 01:14:57.910
So Larry gets a lot of credit because he played
2323
01:14:57.910 --> 01:14:59.740
so many shitty quarterbacks
And he's very nice,
2324
01:14:59.740 --> 01:15:00.573
and he's very nice.
2325
01:15:00.573 --> 01:15:01.455
And he's very polite to the media.
2326
01:15:01.455 --> 01:15:02.288
Very polite.
2327
01:15:02.288 --> 01:15:03.700
Except when it comes to his father.
2328
01:15:03.700 --> 01:15:06.420
He told his father, Let's have some respect for the biz
2329
01:15:06.420 --> 01:15:09.170
in turn your cell phone off when you're interviewing me.
2330
01:15:09.170 --> 01:15:11.300
But yeah, he's always been a fan favorite.
2331
01:15:11.300 --> 01:15:15.340
He's been a media darling and he's got a big ass
2332
01:15:15.340 --> 01:15:16.173
so people love him.
2333
01:15:16.173 --> 01:15:18.270
Who are the wide receivers
2334
01:15:18.270 --> 01:15:19.683
that were in the top 100?
2335
01:15:21.120 --> 01:15:23.210
I'm sorry but I'm just gonna say it
2336
01:15:23.210 --> 01:15:24.500
and I'll stick by it.
2337
01:15:24.500 --> 01:15:26.930
I don't even know who's in the top 100.
2338
01:15:26.930 --> 01:15:28.770
Let me see, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking
2339
01:15:28.770 --> 01:15:30.952
It's Senator Larry Fitzgerald.
2340
01:15:30.952 --> 01:15:31.810
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
2341
01:15:31.810 --> 01:15:33.404
I disagree with you.
2342
01:15:33.404 --> 01:15:34.335
I think that's a trash take.
2343
01:15:34.335 --> 01:15:35.168
Larry Fitzgerald is a good wide receiver.
2344
01:15:35.168 --> 01:15:37.150
Very good wide receiver, he deserves it.
2345
01:15:38.463 --> 01:15:40.350
I don't think T.O. made it.
2346
01:15:40.350 --> 01:15:42.380
T.O. is better than Larry Fitzgerald.
2347
01:15:42.380 --> 01:15:43.970
I'm sure someone will show me numbers.
2348
01:15:43.970 --> 01:15:46.340
I watched both guys play, I'd put T.O. in there.
2349
01:15:46.340 --> 01:15:48.210
I hope that one Cardinals fan
2350
01:15:48.210 --> 01:15:49.783
that you take screenshots of charts you.
2351
01:15:49.783 --> 01:15:52.107
Yeah, I mean I'm sorry I'm just saying--
2352
01:15:52.107 --> 01:15:52.947
What's the guy's name?
2353
01:15:52.947 --> 01:15:53.780
He's a very good wide receiver.
2354
01:15:53.780 --> 01:15:56.170
They did a top 150, he'd be in there.
2355
01:15:56.170 --> 01:15:57.500
I think T.O. should be in there.
2356
01:15:57.500 --> 01:16:00.100
Disagree.
Okay, well who would you,
2357
01:16:00.100 --> 01:16:01.680
you don't think T.O. was better?
2358
01:16:01.680 --> 01:16:04.983
I think Larry was better.
Okay, I just, T.O. had,
2359
01:16:05.910 --> 01:16:09.840
he had big moments, he had playoff moments, I don't know.
2360
01:16:09.840 --> 01:16:12.306
T.O. treated his quarterbacks like--
2361
01:16:12.306 --> 01:16:13.139
He was mean to the media!
2362
01:16:13.139 --> 01:16:14.310
But T.O. treated his quarterbacks
2363
01:16:14.310 --> 01:16:17.980
like Larry Fitzgerald should have treated his quarterbacks.
2364
01:16:17.980 --> 01:16:20.750
T.O. played for some pretty good passers
2365
01:16:20.750 --> 01:16:22.880
and he acted like they were all Drew Stanton.
2366
01:16:22.880 --> 01:16:24.170
That's true, all right, do your ad,
2367
01:16:24.170 --> 01:16:25.720
I'm gonna look up T.O.'s stats real quick.
2368
01:16:25.720 --> 01:16:27.000
I'm gonna do my ad.
Do your ad.
2369
01:16:27.000 --> 01:16:29.495
I'm gonna do my ad and we're talking 'bout Indochino.
2370
01:16:29.495 --> 01:16:31.320
That was a take that I literally just threw out there,
2371
01:16:31.320 --> 01:16:32.680
that I have nothing to back it up
2372
01:16:32.680 --> 01:16:34.410
and I hope that the stats back it up.
2373
01:16:34.410 --> 01:16:35.640
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2376
01:16:39.970 --> 01:16:42.010
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2377
01:16:42.010 --> 01:16:43.250
to multiple weddings.
2378
01:16:43.250 --> 01:16:44.083
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2379
01:16:44.083 --> 01:16:45.256
Yep.
2380
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2381
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2382
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2383
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2384
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2385
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2386
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2387
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if it's made to measure, like you get from Indochino.
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2394
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2404
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2405
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01:17:34.070 --> 01:17:35.030
so I'm gonna toss a little
2407
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PFT on my next one.
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2436
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All right, I was right.
2437
01:18:40.352 --> 01:18:41.479
You gonna eat some crow?
2438
01:18:41.479 --> 01:18:42.312
T.O., no, T.O. is better.
2439
01:18:42.312 --> 01:18:44.970
T.O. had, he didn't play as many games as Larry Fitzgerald
2440
01:18:44.970 --> 01:18:46.540
if you wanna go longevity, that's fine.
2441
01:18:46.540 --> 01:18:48.940
But T.O. had more yards per game,
2442
01:18:48.940 --> 01:18:50.850
he had more touchdowns per game,
2443
01:18:50.850 --> 01:18:52.460
and guess what I'm gonna throw another name out there.
2444
01:18:52.460 --> 01:18:55.060
And again this is not against Larry Fitzgerald.
2445
01:18:55.060 --> 01:18:58.060
He's top 12 wide receivers of all time.
2446
01:18:58.060 --> 01:18:59.800
Calvin Johnson was better than Larry Fitzgerald.
2447
01:18:59.800 --> 01:19:01.100
Calvin Johnson didn't make the top 10.
2448
01:19:01.100 --> 01:19:01.933
I agree with that.
2449
01:19:01.933 --> 01:19:02.766
Okay, so there we go.
2450
01:19:02.766 --> 01:19:04.679
Yeah, I think Calvin Johnson should've made--
2451
01:19:04.679 --> 01:19:05.800
Calvin Johnson and T.O. were better.
2452
01:19:05.800 --> 01:19:07.490
You know what, the NFL should've,
2453
01:19:07.490 --> 01:19:09.130
they should've waited to the off season
2454
01:19:09.130 --> 01:19:10.330
to get us mad at lists.
2455
01:19:10.330 --> 01:19:11.480
Yes.
2456
01:19:11.480 --> 01:19:12.528
Now is not the time for me to get mad at a list.
2457
01:19:12.528 --> 01:19:13.960
Right, I agree.
2458
01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:16.320
That's March, April, May season right there.
2459
01:19:16.320 --> 01:19:17.860
So stupid.
Save it for the summertime.
2460
01:19:17.860 --> 01:19:21.260
Like this is a perfect middle of June,
2461
01:19:21.260 --> 01:19:24.120
I should be mad and I would've done my research
2462
01:19:24.120 --> 01:19:26.150
and been like, All right, here's why.
2463
01:19:26.150 --> 01:19:27.970
I just did that off the cuff there,
2464
01:19:27.970 --> 01:19:29.940
but I believe that, so maybe,
2465
01:19:29.940 --> 01:19:31.610
you know what Liam, write this down.
2466
01:19:31.610 --> 01:19:34.320
In June, let's do a very relevant thing.
2467
01:19:34.320 --> 01:19:36.690
Let's go over the top 100 list and break it down.
2468
01:19:36.690 --> 01:19:38.026
We'll do a whole podcast of it.
2469
01:19:38.026 --> 01:19:38.859
I think that's fair.
2470
01:19:38.859 --> 01:19:39.893
That's list season.
2471
01:19:39.893 --> 01:19:42.040
NFL that was a major baseball move by the NFL doing that.
2472
01:19:42.040 --> 01:19:43.110
No we're gonna do that.
2473
01:19:43.110 --> 01:19:45.520
We're gonna do literally a breakdown of the NFL 100
2474
01:19:45.520 --> 01:19:47.820
on a Friday afternoon in late June.
2475
01:19:47.820 --> 01:19:50.050
And we're gonna get real pissed off about it.
2476
01:19:50.050 --> 01:19:51.140
We're gonna be ready with our arguments here.
2477
01:19:51.140 --> 01:19:52.540
Get ready everyone.
2478
01:19:52.540 --> 01:19:54.365
We might even have Rich Eisen call in.
2479
01:19:54.365 --> 01:19:55.610
I don't know if you saw, but he hosted it.
2480
01:19:55.610 --> 01:19:57.300
I saw that, and that's another thing.
2481
01:19:57.300 --> 01:19:59.020
They do the show where they've got
2482
01:19:59.020 --> 01:20:03.540
Tom Brady, Brett Favre, Belichick, all sitting down
2483
01:20:03.540 --> 01:20:05.560
opening up about some of the players that they coached
2484
01:20:05.560 --> 01:20:07.820
and coached against and it gets lost in the wash
2485
01:20:07.820 --> 01:20:09.110
because guess what?
2486
01:20:09.110 --> 01:20:11.130
I'm busy worrying about getting my bet in
2487
01:20:11.130 --> 01:20:12.090
for Thursday night football.
2488
01:20:12.090 --> 01:20:13.320
There's bowl games on.
2489
01:20:13.320 --> 01:20:15.190
There's so much football going on right now.
2490
01:20:15.190 --> 01:20:17.420
I don't, I saw some clips and I was like,
2491
01:20:17.420 --> 01:20:19.040
Shit, I wanna watch this.
2492
01:20:19.040 --> 01:20:21.970
Bill Belicheck talking about football is awesome,
2493
01:20:21.970 --> 01:20:23.590
and they threw it in there,
2494
01:20:23.590 --> 01:20:25.200
in the middle of all the live football.
2495
01:20:25.200 --> 01:20:26.100
You fucked up.
2496
01:20:26.100 --> 01:20:26.933
Big time.
2497
01:20:26.933 --> 01:20:28.052
You fucked up.
2498
01:20:28.052 --> 01:20:28.885
Give it to us during the by week!
2499
01:20:28.885 --> 01:20:30.900
Yeah I was gonna say even do this before the Super Bowl.
2500
01:20:30.900 --> 01:20:32.476
The week before the Super Bowl, leading into the Pro Bowl.
2501
01:20:32.476 --> 01:20:33.309
All right, we're mad.
2502
01:20:33.309 --> 01:20:35.330
Now you got us mad about being mad about,
2503
01:20:35.330 --> 01:20:39.110
I'm mad because I'm not able to get sufficiently mad enough
2504
01:20:39.110 --> 01:20:41.107
about your list 'cause you fucked it up.
2505
01:20:41.107 --> 01:20:45.300
Damn, damn, okay, next up, Eagles-Giants.
2506
01:20:45.300 --> 01:20:50.020
Eagles, NFC East champions and they continue the trend
2507
01:20:50.020 --> 01:20:52.710
15 consecutive seasons,
2508
01:20:52.710 --> 01:20:57.330
the NFC East champion did not repeat, that's insane.
2509
01:20:57.330 --> 01:20:58.740
NFC beasts, we beat each other up.
2510
01:20:58.740 --> 01:21:00.293
That's insane, also considering the fact
2511
01:21:00.293 --> 01:21:02.750
that there's three Super Bowls in that 15 years
2512
01:21:02.750 --> 01:21:03.860
out of the NFC East.
2513
01:21:03.860 --> 01:21:07.080
So it's crazy that that has happened yet again.
2514
01:21:07.080 --> 01:21:09.320
I don't know how the Eagles did it this year.
2515
01:21:09.320 --> 01:21:10.700
This is one of those,
2516
01:21:10.700 --> 01:21:14.310
the Eagles aren't going to go far in the playoffs,
2517
01:21:14.310 --> 01:21:16.660
but they need to get some type of an award
2518
01:21:16.660 --> 01:21:19.270
where the way they kept this team together,
2519
01:21:19.270 --> 01:21:20.860
Carson Wentz deserves all the credit.
2520
01:21:20.860 --> 01:21:22.900
Doug Pederson deserves all the credit.
2521
01:21:22.900 --> 01:21:24.770
I was looking through it.
2522
01:21:24.770 --> 01:21:27.070
Opening day, or the week one.
2523
01:21:27.070 --> 01:21:30.130
Carson Wentz' weapons were Darren Sproles, Jordan Howard,
2524
01:21:30.130 --> 01:21:34.030
DeSean Jackson, Zach Ertz, Alshon Jeffrey, Nelson Agholor.
2525
01:21:34.030 --> 01:21:37.330
Week 17 with the division on the line, his weapons were,
2526
01:21:37.330 --> 01:21:40.540
Dallas Goedert, Greg Ward, Deontay Burnett,
2527
01:21:40.540 --> 01:21:43.620
Josh Perkins, Boston Scott, Miles Sanders.
2528
01:21:43.620 --> 01:21:48.310
It's crazy that he threw for 4,000 yards throwing to,
2529
01:21:48.310 --> 01:21:51.130
literally is every single wide receiver he was throwing to,
2530
01:21:51.130 --> 01:21:53.050
week one and then throw in Zach Ertz
2531
01:21:53.050 --> 01:21:54.740
who didn't play this week, he's throwing just
2532
01:21:54.740 --> 01:21:56.170
completely different receiving core.
2533
01:21:56.170 --> 01:21:59.430
I also think Zach Ertz, he broke a rib.
2534
01:21:59.430 --> 01:22:00.990
I think his kidney got fucked up.
2535
01:22:00.990 --> 01:22:01.823
Yeah.
2536
01:22:01.823 --> 01:22:03.560
Yeah, he might've had to have his rib removed
2537
01:22:03.560 --> 01:22:05.220
a la Marilyn Manson.
2538
01:22:05.220 --> 01:22:06.500
Nick Foles, that's a guy that can probably
2539
01:22:06.500 --> 01:22:08.921
suck his own dick without having the rib removal.
2540
01:22:08.921 --> 01:22:09.754
Correct.
2541
01:22:09.754 --> 01:22:11.430
But yeah, the weapons are totally gone.
2542
01:22:11.430 --> 01:22:13.020
Dishon Jackson, they keep saying,
2543
01:22:13.020 --> 01:22:15.470
that Dishon Jackson's gonna come back eventually.
2544
01:22:15.470 --> 01:22:17.240
I feel like Dishon was just like,
2545
01:22:17.240 --> 01:22:19.040
I wanna live in Philly and get paid,
2546
01:22:19.040 --> 01:22:20.390
but I don't really wanna play this year.
2547
01:22:20.390 --> 01:22:22.120
He's, I saw the report.
2548
01:22:22.120 --> 01:22:25.060
It's if they get to the second round, he's gonna come back.
2549
01:22:25.060 --> 01:22:26.370
Okay.
So he can't come,
2550
01:22:26.370 --> 01:22:28.250
he's not gonna come back this week.
2551
01:22:28.250 --> 01:22:31.060
But seriously the Eagles, they get a home playoff game
2552
01:22:31.060 --> 01:22:34.510
and what they did this year, keeping it all together.
2553
01:22:34.510 --> 01:22:37.870
Carson Wentz, I said this last week, but I'll repeat it.
2554
01:22:37.870 --> 01:22:39.760
Anyone who's been there and been
2555
01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:43.040
a true blue Carson Wentz guy, you deserve the victory lap
2556
01:22:43.040 --> 01:22:46.540
for this season because he threw for 4,000 yards
2557
01:22:46.540 --> 01:22:47.860
to absolutely no one.
2558
01:22:47.860 --> 01:22:49.810
He played 16 games, which everyone
2559
01:22:49.810 --> 01:22:51.968
was talking 'bout the health.
2560
01:22:51.968 --> 01:22:54.120
He wins in the NFC East with a bunch
2561
01:22:54.120 --> 01:22:56.996
of band-aids and gauze and credit for them.
2562
01:22:56.996 --> 01:22:57.847
He beat Dak, too.
2563
01:22:57.847 --> 01:22:59.175
He beat Dak.
He beat Dak.
2564
01:22:59.175 --> 01:23:00.190
So that's the big thing is now he's got one up on him.
2565
01:23:00.190 --> 01:23:02.820
4,000 yards passing, first time in Eagles history,
2566
01:23:02.820 --> 01:23:04.810
again the Bears are the only team that hasn't done that.
2567
01:23:04.810 --> 01:23:06.600
At one point today there was a line
2568
01:23:06.600 --> 01:23:08.920
to get into the blue medical tent on the sidelines.
2569
01:23:08.920 --> 01:23:10.220
Yes, yes.
That's how bad it was.
2570
01:23:10.220 --> 01:23:11.890
That's how bad the injuries were.
2571
01:23:11.890 --> 01:23:13.557
They were like waiting in line to see a doctor.
2572
01:23:13.557 --> 01:23:14.460
It's comical.
2573
01:23:14.460 --> 01:23:15.940
Yeah, it's not funny but it is funny
2574
01:23:15.940 --> 01:23:18.340
the fact that every single Eagles player
2575
01:23:18.340 --> 01:23:20.070
gets hurt, it's crazy.
2576
01:23:20.070 --> 01:23:23.040
So I don't really give 'em that much,
2577
01:23:23.040 --> 01:23:25.940
although we talked about it going west to east
2578
01:23:25.940 --> 01:23:28.520
for the Seahawks, but credit to them,
2579
01:23:28.520 --> 01:23:31.490
because they somehow won the NFC East
2580
01:23:31.490 --> 01:23:35.140
in a season that, you know how there's never moral victories
2581
01:23:35.140 --> 01:23:38.010
if your season ends on a loss and you're gonna maybe lose
2582
01:23:38.010 --> 01:23:39.390
in the wild card round?
2583
01:23:39.390 --> 01:23:42.120
I think if you're an Eagles fan and you watched this season,
2584
01:23:42.120 --> 01:23:45.440
you're okay, and this is obviously because of the Super Bowl
2585
01:23:45.440 --> 01:23:46.710
a couple years ago, but you're okay,
2586
01:23:46.710 --> 01:23:49.490
with how this season went even if you lose on Sunday.
2587
01:23:49.490 --> 01:23:51.530
I'm very much looking forward to the off season takes
2588
01:23:51.530 --> 01:23:54.330
when the Eagles don't fire their medical staff
2589
01:23:54.330 --> 01:23:56.410
for all the Eagles fans to be like, What are we doing?
2590
01:23:56.410 --> 01:23:58.260
because they're gonna keep the staff around,
2591
01:23:58.260 --> 01:23:59.810
I think it's like, it's injury luck.
2592
01:23:59.810 --> 01:24:01.290
Sometimes just shit happens.
2593
01:24:01.290 --> 01:24:02.620
Doug Pederson might have played himself
2594
01:24:02.620 --> 01:24:04.330
into an eight and eight contract extension.
2595
01:24:04.330 --> 01:24:05.810
I don't know if they extended, they probably extended him
2596
01:24:05.810 --> 01:24:06.643
after the Super Bowl, but.
2597
01:24:06.643 --> 01:24:08.160
Yeah, somebody do the math on this,
2598
01:24:08.160 --> 01:24:11.610
where you look at all the percentages of times
2599
01:24:11.610 --> 01:24:14.220
that Doug Pederson goes for it on fourth down
2600
01:24:14.220 --> 01:24:17.610
and see how many extra plays his offensive players
2601
01:24:17.610 --> 01:24:19.860
have had to run over the last couple years
2602
01:24:19.860 --> 01:24:21.580
and maybe that's all the wear and tear on 'em.
2603
01:24:21.580 --> 01:24:23.410
They need to do more load management by punting.
2604
01:24:23.410 --> 01:24:25.600
This is like the Tom Thibodeau
2605
01:24:25.600 --> 01:24:27.190
when he would play the starter,
2606
01:24:27.190 --> 01:24:29.120
he'd play Joakim Noah like 44 minutes
2607
01:24:29.120 --> 01:24:30.120
in the middle of February.
2608
01:24:30.120 --> 01:24:30.953
Yeah.
2609
01:24:30.953 --> 01:24:32.032
And then they'd just all break down.
2610
01:24:32.032 --> 01:24:33.080
You're like, yeah that actually,
2611
01:24:33.080 --> 01:24:34.000
maybe you shouldn't do that.
2612
01:24:34.000 --> 01:24:35.570
The math nerds didn't figure that one out
2613
01:24:35.570 --> 01:24:37.000
when they're looking at their win probability.
2614
01:24:37.000 --> 01:24:39.260
Yeah, the Giants.
2615
01:24:39.260 --> 01:24:41.540
I don't know, T.J., T.J.'s your guy.
2616
01:24:41.540 --> 01:24:43.210
He fumbles so much.
2617
01:24:43.210 --> 01:24:45.490
Skip Bayless is calling him Danny Pennies
2618
01:24:45.490 --> 01:24:47.760
instead of Danny Dimes, so kings stay kings.
2619
01:24:47.760 --> 01:24:50.390
I really wish they'd let Eli in for that last drive.
2620
01:24:50.390 --> 01:24:52.770
Eli and the rain, he looks so sad.
2621
01:24:52.770 --> 01:24:54.000
So sad.
2622
01:24:54.000 --> 01:24:55.870
I just want his wife to go down on the sidelines
2623
01:24:55.870 --> 01:24:57.310
and smooch him like in The Notebook.
2624
01:24:57.310 --> 01:24:58.364
Yeah.
2625
01:24:58.364 --> 01:25:00.430
Just make out with him, like straight up tongue kissing.
2626
01:25:00.430 --> 01:25:02.930
He's entering his second adolescence.
2627
01:25:02.930 --> 01:25:04.660
He was playing flip cup earlier this week.
2628
01:25:04.660 --> 01:25:05.493
Yes.
2629
01:25:05.493 --> 01:25:07.140
I wanna see him doing a sloppy make out
2630
01:25:07.140 --> 01:25:10.580
with maybe a Ludacris song, the Usher Yeah song
2631
01:25:10.580 --> 01:25:13.190
playing in the background like it's a basement dance party
2632
01:25:13.190 --> 01:25:14.422
back in 2003.
2633
01:25:14.422 --> 01:25:15.630
♪ To the windows, to the wall ♪
2634
01:25:15.630 --> 01:25:17.285
Yeah, play some Ying Yang twins.
2635
01:25:17.285 --> 01:25:18.340
♪ So the sweat drips off my balls ♪
2636
01:25:18.340 --> 01:25:19.310
Just show Eli Manning
2637
01:25:19.310 --> 01:25:20.770
dry humping on the sideline.
♪ All these bitches crawl ♪
2638
01:25:20.770 --> 01:25:22.910
Yeah, it's sweaty as hell.
2639
01:25:22.910 --> 01:25:24.420
Yeah, shirt untucked.
2640
01:25:24.420 --> 01:25:26.840
So everyone should read this article.
2641
01:25:26.840 --> 01:25:29.620
I think it was in ESPN, Ian O'Connor I think wrote about it.
2642
01:25:29.620 --> 01:25:33.840
He did like a thing about Eli and Eli is one of those guys
2643
01:25:33.840 --> 01:25:36.690
who I don't think anyone will ever fully appreciate it
2644
01:25:36.690 --> 01:25:40.530
because, appreciate him outside of Giants fans.
2645
01:25:40.530 --> 01:25:44.125
Reading it, he's just a fucking awesome guy.
2646
01:25:44.125 --> 01:25:47.430
And I hate the Mannings, but Eli, you know
2647
01:25:47.430 --> 01:25:49.970
there was an anecdote that every single away game
2648
01:25:49.970 --> 01:25:54.970
he had someone in the building get him a 12-pack
2649
01:25:55.020 --> 01:25:56.560
that he could share with his offensive line
2650
01:25:56.560 --> 01:25:57.840
on the bus ride to the plane.
2651
01:25:57.840 --> 01:25:58.673
Yeah.
2652
01:25:58.673 --> 01:25:59.610
He didn't--
2653
01:25:59.610 --> 01:26:01.030
He's a white-collar Wade Boggs.
2654
01:26:01.030 --> 01:26:02.490
Yeah he literally did not.
2655
01:26:02.490 --> 01:26:05.830
Yeah, exactly, just one or two, responsible drinking.
2656
01:26:05.830 --> 01:26:09.440
He doesn't read the press to the point,
2657
01:26:09.440 --> 01:26:11.580
and everyone always, like oh the pro athletes are like,
2658
01:26:11.580 --> 01:26:12.610
Oh yeah, I don't read the press.
2659
01:26:12.610 --> 01:26:15.390
He didn't read the press to the point that his dad Archie
2660
01:26:15.390 --> 01:26:18.610
had to tell him when he had issues in the locker room.
2661
01:26:18.610 --> 01:26:19.978
He had to be like,
2662
01:26:19.978 --> 01:26:22.780
Hey Eli, Odell said this, maybe heads up.
2663
01:26:22.780 --> 01:26:25.140
That's how aloof, not aloof, but like.
2664
01:26:25.140 --> 01:26:26.417
Kind of aloof.
Yeah, kind of.
2665
01:26:26.417 --> 01:26:28.340
But in a good way, in an endearing way,
2666
01:26:28.340 --> 01:26:32.500
so I'm gonna miss Eli and he deserves credit
2667
01:26:32.500 --> 01:26:35.100
for having a hilarious career
2668
01:26:35.100 --> 01:26:38.820
where he was remarkably average and then reached points
2669
01:26:38.820 --> 01:26:42.760
of just insane heights at two different levels.
2670
01:26:42.760 --> 01:26:44.600
He always did seem like a good guy.
2671
01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:47.760
One thing I wanna address directly to the people
2672
01:26:47.760 --> 01:26:49.053
at the Red Zone channel,
2673
01:26:50.090 --> 01:26:51.860
more specifically Andrew Siciliano.
2674
01:26:51.860 --> 01:26:54.600
Don't tell me when something is about to become a meme,
2675
01:26:54.600 --> 01:26:55.433
during a show.
2676
01:26:55.433 --> 01:26:56.358
Yeah.
2677
01:26:56.358 --> 01:26:58.130
He did a cut in to Eli Manning today,
2678
01:26:58.130 --> 01:26:58.963
where he was like,
2679
01:26:58.963 --> 01:27:01.290
And it looks, folks this is gonna be a meme.
2680
01:27:01.290 --> 01:27:02.680
And it was just a shot of Eli
2681
01:27:02.680 --> 01:27:04.920
on the sideline getting rained on.
2682
01:27:04.920 --> 01:27:06.580
He wasn't even making the Manning face.
2683
01:27:06.580 --> 01:27:08.870
They need to, the Red Zone,
2684
01:27:08.870 --> 01:27:10.750
both Siciliano and Scott Hanson.
2685
01:27:10.750 --> 01:27:13.150
Which, who I love by the way, I love you guys.
2686
01:27:14.360 --> 01:27:16.715
I, they need to take gambling training.
2687
01:27:16.715 --> 01:27:17.650
Yep, spread zone.
2688
01:27:17.650 --> 01:27:22.010
Because even in week 17, they were fucking up so bad.
2689
01:27:22.010 --> 01:27:24.950
I didn't even see the end of the Broncos-Raiders game
2690
01:27:24.950 --> 01:27:27.060
when the Raiders were driving to score.
2691
01:27:27.060 --> 01:27:29.710
The Bears-Vikings game, the Bears were minus three
2692
01:27:29.710 --> 01:27:33.530
and they had first and goal on the eight, down two.
2693
01:27:33.530 --> 01:27:35.500
Like if they score there they cover the spread.
2694
01:27:35.500 --> 01:27:38.940
So it was just, someone has to teach them.
2695
01:27:38.940 --> 01:27:41.217
I'm sick of them talking about, especially in week 17,
2696
01:27:41.217 --> 01:27:42.290
no one has fantasy.
2697
01:27:42.290 --> 01:27:44.330
Why don't you be the change you want to see in the world.
2698
01:27:44.330 --> 01:27:48.040
And write a, I'll write like a whole handbook form.
2699
01:27:48.040 --> 01:27:50.530
A handbook, I was gonna say just tweet at 'em.
2700
01:27:50.530 --> 01:27:52.350
Yeah, no I have and--
2701
01:27:52.350 --> 01:27:53.270
As it's happening.
2702
01:27:53.270 --> 01:27:54.850
Maybe we'll have 'em on again
2703
01:27:54.850 --> 01:27:56.470
and just yell at them.
We'll educate them.
2704
01:27:56.470 --> 01:27:58.740
We'll put them through gambling training camp.
2705
01:27:58.740 --> 01:28:00.180
Yeah I shoulda, next year
2706
01:28:00.180 --> 01:28:03.640
I'll record every single, I should've, damn it.
2707
01:28:03.640 --> 01:28:05.098
Record all the times they fucked up?
2708
01:28:05.098 --> 01:28:05.931
No just.
2709
01:28:05.931 --> 01:28:06.764
And make 'em watch the video.
2710
01:28:06.764 --> 01:28:08.040
Imagine recording all the red zones
2711
01:28:08.040 --> 01:28:12.400
just to play it, late at night, in you know, April.
2712
01:28:12.400 --> 01:28:13.310
Yeah, well.
2713
01:28:13.310 --> 01:28:15.330
Fuck, I wish I had done that.
2714
01:28:15.330 --> 01:28:17.170
Like we just pull up week 12, you're like,
2715
01:28:17.170 --> 01:28:18.070
Yeah, I'm just gonna do
2716
01:28:18.070 --> 01:28:19.510
the witching hour from week 12 again.
2717
01:28:19.510 --> 01:28:21.450
The worst part about being a broadcaster
2718
01:28:21.450 --> 01:28:23.310
on the Red Zone channel is you don't ever get to watch
2719
01:28:23.310 --> 01:28:24.320
the Red Zone.
Yeah.
2720
01:28:24.320 --> 01:28:25.690
So you don't get to see what it's like
2721
01:28:25.690 --> 01:28:27.050
on the other side of the screen.
2722
01:28:27.050 --> 01:28:27.900
They need to watch tape.
2723
01:28:27.900 --> 01:28:30.360
They need to go back every week like Matt Nagy,
2724
01:28:30.360 --> 01:28:32.620
spend two days reviewing their performance.
2725
01:28:32.620 --> 01:28:33.720
Get into time travel.
2726
01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:35.950
All right, Colts-Jaguars.
2727
01:28:35.950 --> 01:28:36.920
We're wrapping up here.
2728
01:28:36.920 --> 01:28:38.640
It's American Ninja Warrior portion of the evening.
2729
01:28:38.640 --> 01:28:40.810
It is, things are starting to get weird.
2730
01:28:40.810 --> 01:28:43.160
Doug Marrone may be fired, could be fired,
2731
01:28:43.160 --> 01:28:44.740
is fired, not fired.
2732
01:28:44.740 --> 01:28:46.110
Schrodinger's coach.
2733
01:28:46.110 --> 01:28:48.500
I don't know, they might've saved the job.
2734
01:28:48.500 --> 01:28:50.010
Yeah, or get feisty.
2735
01:28:50.010 --> 01:28:52.930
Yeah and I honestly, the Colts.
2736
01:28:52.930 --> 01:28:54.270
The only thing I could say for the Colts
2737
01:28:54.270 --> 01:28:56.410
is someone needs to start the rumor
2738
01:28:56.410 --> 01:28:57.410
that Andrew Lock's coming back
2739
01:28:57.410 --> 01:29:00.380
because what we thought the Colts were
2740
01:29:00.380 --> 01:29:02.170
when we were like, Oh man, can you believe the Colts
2741
01:29:02.170 --> 01:29:03.360
holding it all together?
2742
01:29:03.360 --> 01:29:04.900
That did not pan out.
2743
01:29:04.900 --> 01:29:06.380
They did not hold it together, no.
2744
01:29:06.380 --> 01:29:08.670
I think that the Jaguars are gonna clean house.
2745
01:29:08.670 --> 01:29:09.850
I think everyone's gonna be gone.
2746
01:29:09.850 --> 01:29:13.270
Because they fired Coughlin two weeks ahead of schedule.
2747
01:29:13.270 --> 01:29:17.540
They, I get the feeling that they wanna start over all anew.
2748
01:29:17.540 --> 01:29:20.470
Here's the only think I'll, Doug Marrone strikes me
2749
01:29:20.470 --> 01:29:25.470
as the type of guy who can get in Shad Khan's office
2750
01:29:26.740 --> 01:29:29.180
and have an emotional meeting and save his job.
2751
01:29:29.180 --> 01:29:30.480
He is that type of guy.
2752
01:29:30.480 --> 01:29:32.360
I wouldn't say emotional, he's from the Bronx.
2753
01:29:32.360 --> 01:29:33.610
I think he could intimidate him.
2754
01:29:33.610 --> 01:29:35.780
No but he, Doug Marrone's got a little,
2755
01:29:35.780 --> 01:29:39.120
listen, he's a huge Billy Joel guy.
2756
01:29:39.120 --> 01:29:42.720
He's got a little Italian restaurant in him.
2757
01:29:42.720 --> 01:29:45.310
He's got a little romantic side of him.
2758
01:29:45.310 --> 01:29:48.010
He can get in there, he's gonna woo Shad Khan.
2759
01:29:48.010 --> 01:29:49.550
Can't you just see that report, like
2760
01:29:49.550 --> 01:29:51.820
after an emotional eight hour,
2761
01:29:51.820 --> 01:29:53.880
like Doug Marrone will bring some sandwiches,
2762
01:29:53.880 --> 01:29:54.713
he'll sit there and he--
2763
01:29:54.713 --> 01:29:55.550
Way too many sandwiches.
2764
01:29:55.550 --> 01:29:57.840
He will fight for his job until Shad Khan's like,
2765
01:29:57.840 --> 01:30:00.370
You know what, I have to go to my yacht
2766
01:30:00.370 --> 01:30:01.812
in the Mediterranean.
2767
01:30:01.812 --> 01:30:03.420
You know what, you just keep your job, that's fine.
2768
01:30:03.420 --> 01:30:05.870
I could see Doug Marrone walking in there,
2769
01:30:05.870 --> 01:30:08.080
pinstripe suit, double-breasted, obviously.
2770
01:30:08.080 --> 01:30:09.340
Tommy gun.
2771
01:30:09.340 --> 01:30:13.070
Got like a violin case, but it's actually a violin
2772
01:30:13.070 --> 01:30:13.903
inside of it.
2773
01:30:13.903 --> 01:30:16.430
No, it's actually just a fucking huge party sub.
2774
01:30:16.430 --> 01:30:19.970
Yeah, inside his violin case and he sits down and he goes,
2775
01:30:19.970 --> 01:30:21.990
Eh it's a, you own Fulham?
2776
01:30:21.990 --> 01:30:22.823
You own Fulham FC?
2777
01:30:22.823 --> 01:30:24.580
It's a nice football team, be a,
2778
01:30:24.580 --> 01:30:26.370
nice soccer team, be a shame if something happened to it.
2779
01:30:26.370 --> 01:30:28.850
Yeah, wouldn't want, you know, something to happen,
2780
01:30:28.850 --> 01:30:32.530
you know, someone to, your striker just trips and falls.
2781
01:30:32.530 --> 01:30:33.363
Be a real shame.
2782
01:30:33.363 --> 01:30:34.540
Hurts his knee.
Things happen.
2783
01:30:34.540 --> 01:30:36.750
Real shame, someone takes a little air out of the ball.
2784
01:30:36.750 --> 01:30:38.197
He's like, I don't know if you know this about me,
2785
01:30:38.197 --> 01:30:39.542
but I paint houses.
2786
01:30:39.542 --> 01:30:41.190
(Big Cat laughs)
2787
01:30:41.190 --> 01:30:42.270
Doug Marrone keep your job, dude.
2788
01:30:42.270 --> 01:30:43.850
He also, he's a big Shakespeare guy.
2789
01:30:43.850 --> 01:30:44.950
Yeah.
So he could go in
2790
01:30:44.950 --> 01:30:47.200
and start just doing soliloquys
2791
01:30:47.200 --> 01:30:50.110
from, and monologues from Othello off the top of his head.
2792
01:30:50.110 --> 01:30:51.870
Yeah, I just have a feeling,
2793
01:30:51.870 --> 01:30:54.560
if you, gun to my head I'd say he's probably fired,
2794
01:30:54.560 --> 01:30:56.880
but Doug Marrone does strike me, he's a fighter.
2795
01:30:56.880 --> 01:30:59.510
He strikes me as that guy who will get in a room
2796
01:30:59.510 --> 01:31:01.410
and he will fight for his job
2797
01:31:01.410 --> 01:31:03.530
and there'll be some crying and some laughing
2798
01:31:03.530 --> 01:31:05.430
and it will just be a whirlwind and then boom,
2799
01:31:05.430 --> 01:31:07.650
he keeps his job and then if the Jaguars start
2800
01:31:07.650 --> 01:31:10.150
like one and three, he'll get fired in week five.
2801
01:31:10.150 --> 01:31:10.983
Well here's the question.
2802
01:31:10.983 --> 01:31:12.240
If Doug Marrone was fired,
2803
01:31:12.240 --> 01:31:14.250
would another team hire him, immediately?
2804
01:31:14.250 --> 01:31:15.860
For a job, yes.
2805
01:31:15.860 --> 01:31:17.610
Maybe not a head coaching job.
2806
01:31:17.610 --> 01:31:18.640
He could be a coordinator.
2807
01:31:18.640 --> 01:31:20.880
Yeah, I think he'd have that one-year period
2808
01:31:20.880 --> 01:31:21.770
and then maybe get another one.
2809
01:31:21.770 --> 01:31:23.950
Right, so there's a guy like Ron Rivera
2810
01:31:23.950 --> 01:31:26.455
who's gonna get another head coaching job immediately.
2811
01:31:26.455 --> 01:31:27.301
Maybe the Redskins.
2812
01:31:27.301 --> 01:31:28.134
Maybe the Redskins.
2813
01:31:28.134 --> 01:31:29.970
Hopefully for you, so it's not Marvin Lewis.
2814
01:31:29.970 --> 01:31:32.060
That's what I'm hearing is that it's the,
2815
01:31:32.060 --> 01:31:32.893
I'm tracking, Dan Snyder is playing.
2816
01:31:32.893 --> 01:31:35.000
You or Leroy?
2817
01:31:35.000 --> 01:31:36.740
I am working with--
2818
01:31:36.740 --> 01:31:39.280
In conjunction with Leroy.
In conjunction with my dog.
2819
01:31:39.280 --> 01:31:41.790
Tracking jets and I've got Dan Snyder's,
2820
01:31:41.790 --> 01:31:43.780
he's got a block tail number.
2821
01:31:43.780 --> 01:31:44.795
I'm able to track his jet.
2822
01:31:44.795 --> 01:31:45.628
Okay, good.
2823
01:31:45.628 --> 01:31:46.461
So I'm all over it.
2824
01:31:46.461 --> 01:31:48.430
Here's what I can report on Dan Snyder's plane activity.
2825
01:31:48.430 --> 01:31:50.710
He has been going back and forth
2826
01:31:50.710 --> 01:31:52.600
from Charlotte, North Carolina
2827
01:31:52.600 --> 01:31:54.730
to the Bahamas, which is where
2828
01:31:54.730 --> 01:31:56.670
he interviews coaches.
The Bahamas Bowl was, oh.
2829
01:31:56.670 --> 01:31:57.810
No, he interviews coaches,
2830
01:31:57.810 --> 01:32:01.160
that's where he took Mike Shanahan like 10 years ago
2831
01:32:01.160 --> 01:32:03.560
and they both got drunk off Crown Royal
2832
01:32:03.560 --> 01:32:06.390
and he convinced Mike Shanahan while under the influence
2833
01:32:06.390 --> 01:32:07.650
of alcohol to be his head coach.
2834
01:32:07.650 --> 01:32:08.520
Okay.
2835
01:32:08.520 --> 01:32:12.350
So he's been taking a jet from Charlotte to the Bahamas.
2836
01:32:12.350 --> 01:32:14.000
I'm sure that they've talked to Ron Rivera,
2837
01:32:14.000 --> 01:32:16.690
I'm sure that Ron Rivera was on one of those flights.
2838
01:32:16.690 --> 01:32:18.920
I think Ron Rivers is gonna be the next head coach
2839
01:32:18.920 --> 01:32:20.090
of the R-words.
Okay, okay.
2840
01:32:20.090 --> 01:32:23.207
And I think they're gonna get an actual GM, so--
2841
01:32:23.207 --> 01:32:24.040
Nice!
2842
01:32:24.040 --> 01:32:25.960
We're not gonna be doing as much winning off the field
2843
01:32:25.960 --> 01:32:28.870
now that Bruce Allen's gone, but hopefully we'll get one
2844
01:32:28.870 --> 01:32:29.905
that knows what they're doing on it.
2845
01:32:29.905 --> 01:32:30.970
I like it, I like it.
2846
01:32:30.970 --> 01:32:32.460
I'll look it up, all right.
2847
01:32:32.460 --> 01:32:33.733
You know what I'm just doing to myself right now?
2848
01:32:33.733 --> 01:32:34.566
Yeah.
2849
01:32:34.566 --> 01:32:36.160
It just dawned on me, like I was talking about
2850
01:32:36.160 --> 01:32:38.020
the Detroit Lions fans earlier
2851
01:32:38.020 --> 01:32:39.700
after they convinced themselves
2852
01:32:39.700 --> 01:32:41.020
that they won't get hurt again
2853
01:32:41.020 --> 01:32:43.060
and they finally see that little bit of daylight.
2854
01:32:43.060 --> 01:32:44.650
I'm seeing a little bit of daylight right now
2855
01:32:44.650 --> 01:32:45.900
and I'm just gonna get smashed.
2856
01:32:45.900 --> 01:32:46.733
Listen.
2857
01:32:46.733 --> 01:32:49.040
I'm gonna get my dick shut in a revolving door.
2858
01:32:49.040 --> 01:32:50.180
I've been in the revolving door,
2859
01:32:50.180 --> 01:32:51.940
I mean I'm not this year, but I've been
2860
01:32:51.940 --> 01:32:53.900
in the revolving door the last few years.
2861
01:32:53.900 --> 01:32:55.507
Getting a new coach is the most exciting thing
2862
01:32:55.507 --> 01:32:57.420
you can do if your franchise stinks.
2863
01:32:57.420 --> 01:32:58.670
It really is, it's a new,
2864
01:32:58.670 --> 01:33:01.410
you can sell yourself for at least two months
2865
01:33:01.410 --> 01:33:03.300
that things will be different this time around.
2866
01:33:03.300 --> 01:33:06.780
I could also see Dan Snyder trying to not miss out
2867
01:33:06.780 --> 01:33:09.080
on the next Kyle Shanahan or Todd McVay
2868
01:33:09.080 --> 01:33:12.270
or Matt LaFleur that they had on their staff
2869
01:33:12.270 --> 01:33:14.560
and just promoting their assistant,
2870
01:33:14.560 --> 01:33:15.530
I think he's their offensive coordinator,
2871
01:33:15.530 --> 01:33:17.713
he's a young guy, to just being the new head coach.
2872
01:33:17.713 --> 01:33:18.546
Love it.
2873
01:33:18.546 --> 01:33:19.379
And just going after that.
Yeah.
2874
01:33:19.379 --> 01:33:20.950
Just chasing a three-year-old dream.
2875
01:33:20.950 --> 01:33:21.940
I like that.
2876
01:33:21.940 --> 01:33:24.370
All right, Steelers-Ravens, we're wrapping up.
2877
01:33:24.370 --> 01:33:26.070
Steelers-Ravens, Ravens are awesome.
2878
01:33:26.070 --> 01:33:30.250
14 and two, by far the odds on favor to win the Super Bowl.
2879
01:33:30.250 --> 01:33:32.300
I don't really know, I wouldn't bet against them,
2880
01:33:32.300 --> 01:33:34.240
if I had to, would you take?
2881
01:33:34.240 --> 01:33:35.073
Nope, they're my team.
2882
01:33:35.073 --> 01:33:37.173
Wait, would you take Ravens versus the field?
2883
01:33:39.500 --> 01:33:40.666
No.
Okay.
2884
01:33:40.666 --> 01:33:42.410
I don't think I'd do that, but I would take--
2885
01:33:42.410 --> 01:33:43.540
Because the Chiefs could beat 'em.
2886
01:33:43.540 --> 01:33:46.820
Yeah, and the 49ers, but the Ravens are by far
2887
01:33:46.820 --> 01:33:49.070
the best team in the NFL right now
2888
01:33:49.070 --> 01:33:51.300
and the team that seems like they have the fewest holes.
2889
01:33:51.300 --> 01:33:54.055
Yeah, so the Chiefs could beat 'em in the AFC.
2890
01:33:54.055 --> 01:33:55.680
In the NFC, there are a couple teams that I think,
2891
01:33:55.680 --> 01:33:57.460
I think the Saints could beat 'em,
2892
01:33:57.460 --> 01:33:59.410
and I think that the 49ers could beat 'em.
2893
01:33:59.410 --> 01:34:00.243
Okay.
2894
01:34:00.243 --> 01:34:01.970
So I would not take them against the field,
2895
01:34:01.970 --> 01:34:05.240
but this was also we'd be remiss not to mention
2896
01:34:05.240 --> 01:34:09.420
the RGIII Matt Flynn game, so he got himself,
2897
01:34:09.420 --> 01:34:12.080
Robert Griffin playing for four quarters
2898
01:34:12.080 --> 01:34:13.680
and not getting a knee injury.
2899
01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:14.763
Huge.
2900
01:34:14.763 --> 01:34:17.083
Is his equivalent of throwing six touchdowns in week 17.
2901
01:34:17.083 --> 01:34:17.940
See, I can do it.
2902
01:34:17.940 --> 01:34:20.150
Yeah, so RGIII congratulations.
2903
01:34:20.150 --> 01:34:21.046
I'm not made of glass.
2904
01:34:21.046 --> 01:34:22.227
Maybe you earned yourself a contract.
2905
01:34:22.227 --> 01:34:25.620
For Steelers fans, we had the Christmas Day tweet
2906
01:34:25.620 --> 01:34:28.430
from Big Ben who has blocked everyone
2907
01:34:28.430 --> 01:34:30.740
and it's always funny because I don't,
2908
01:34:30.740 --> 01:34:33.220
I'm not, I don't like to take ownership over things,
2909
01:34:33.220 --> 01:34:36.020
but it feels like that's been stolen from us.
2910
01:34:36.020 --> 01:34:37.500
The block by Big Ben thing.
2911
01:34:37.500 --> 01:34:38.333
Well, yeah it's--
2912
01:34:38.333 --> 01:34:39.410
'Cause we were on it like five years ago.
2913
01:34:39.410 --> 01:34:40.950
When it started out, there were
2914
01:34:40.950 --> 01:34:44.570
I think Florio said that what was going on was
2915
01:34:44.570 --> 01:34:46.500
that everybody that followed me on Twitter
2916
01:34:46.500 --> 01:34:47.550
was blocked by Big Ben.
2917
01:34:47.550 --> 01:34:48.383
Yeah.
2918
01:34:48.383 --> 01:34:49.730
And then it it kinda spread from there
2919
01:34:49.730 --> 01:34:51.350
and we've been talking about it for a long time.
2920
01:34:51.350 --> 01:34:52.183
Long time.
2921
01:34:52.183 --> 01:34:54.510
Now it's like every time he tweets something out,
2922
01:34:54.510 --> 01:34:55.880
it's like, Wow can you believe
2923
01:34:55.880 --> 01:34:57.260
that we're blocked by Big Ben too?
2924
01:34:57.260 --> 01:34:58.430
What did I ever say?
2925
01:34:58.430 --> 01:35:00.360
Whatever, it's been stolen from us but we don't care.
2926
01:35:00.360 --> 01:35:04.160
But either way, I went on private mode to look at
2927
01:35:04.160 --> 01:35:05.130
what he tweeted.
2928
01:35:05.130 --> 01:35:07.990
He tweeted a hilarious picture that,
2929
01:35:07.990 --> 01:35:09.240
you know you can do that.
2930
01:35:09.240 --> 01:35:11.480
That's the move is just to check up on Big Ben.
2931
01:35:11.480 --> 01:35:12.490
Yep.
2932
01:35:12.490 --> 01:35:13.950
He tweeted a hilarious picture of his family
2933
01:35:13.950 --> 01:35:16.200
where his face was looking larger than ever
2934
01:35:16.200 --> 01:35:18.563
and then a note: P.S.
2935
01:35:19.420 --> 01:35:21.020
He did a P.S. to a picture.
2936
01:35:21.020 --> 01:35:23.360
P.S. contrary to recent reports out there
2937
01:35:23.360 --> 01:35:25.600
about my football future and my uncertainty
2938
01:35:25.600 --> 01:35:27.560
about playing again, I am working hard
2939
01:35:27.560 --> 01:35:30.220
and more determined than ever to come back stronger
2940
01:35:30.220 --> 01:35:31.920
and better than ever next year.
2941
01:35:31.920 --> 01:35:32.880
So there it is.
2942
01:35:32.880 --> 01:35:35.160
Steelers fans, you're okay.
2943
01:35:35.160 --> 01:35:36.150
Big Ben will be back.
2944
01:35:36.150 --> 01:35:36.983
He will be back.
2945
01:35:36.983 --> 01:35:38.870
And you know what, if you're Big Ben,
2946
01:35:38.870 --> 01:35:40.800
you saw that defense, the way they played.
2947
01:35:40.800 --> 01:35:44.310
You wanna be back because if you just play average football,
2948
01:35:44.310 --> 01:35:47.486
the Steelers win 10 games this year and are in the playoffs.
2949
01:35:47.486 --> 01:35:49.870
Do you think that Big Ben's game would be hurt at all
2950
01:35:49.870 --> 01:35:53.070
if he came back at 315 pounds and played?
2951
01:35:53.070 --> 01:35:54.190
I don't think that it would.
2952
01:35:54.190 --> 01:35:56.020
He could maybe then break the record
2953
01:35:56.020 --> 01:35:57.610
for longest touchdown if they ran
2954
01:35:57.610 --> 01:35:59.060
like a little Philly special.
2955
01:35:59.920 --> 01:36:01.260
Yeah, that's--
From like the 40?
2956
01:36:01.260 --> 01:36:02.300
Yeah, he could do that.
2957
01:36:02.300 --> 01:36:04.600
I was just gonna say, the longest touchdown time wise
2958
01:36:04.600 --> 01:36:06.490
because he could just sit back in the pocket
2959
01:36:06.490 --> 01:36:09.130
for 10 seconds and have the entire team hanging off him.
2960
01:36:09.130 --> 01:36:09.963
I don't think so.
2961
01:36:09.963 --> 01:36:12.250
No, I think if he could do yoga,
2962
01:36:12.250 --> 01:36:15.640
if he was 300 plus and yoga, so he had the flexibility
2963
01:36:15.640 --> 01:36:17.970
of a Sumo wrestler, I actually think he'd be fine.
2964
01:36:17.970 --> 01:36:21.300
Yeah, his game is basically drop back in the pocket,
2965
01:36:21.300 --> 01:36:23.530
stumble around clumsily for a couple seconds,
2966
01:36:23.530 --> 01:36:25.280
have one player hanging on your shoulder
2967
01:36:25.280 --> 01:36:26.880
and then throw a deep bomb.
2968
01:36:26.880 --> 01:36:29.940
And then what we could have is the offensive line
2969
01:36:29.940 --> 01:36:31.620
carry him down the field like Byron Leftwich
2970
01:36:31.620 --> 01:36:33.450
except he doesn't have an injury, he's just fat.
2971
01:36:33.450 --> 01:36:34.478
Just every play.
2972
01:36:34.478 --> 01:36:35.450
Yeah, yeah, just like,
2973
01:36:35.450 --> 01:36:36.930
Hey, we gotta get Big Ben down there.
2974
01:36:36.930 --> 01:36:39.670
All right, wrapping up, last game and then we'll do a little
2975
01:36:39.670 --> 01:36:42.800
College Football Playoffs and send you on your way.
2976
01:36:42.800 --> 01:36:44.350
Titans-Texans.
2977
01:36:44.350 --> 01:36:47.120
I'm happy that we're a Derrick Henry podcast.
2978
01:36:47.120 --> 01:36:49.090
211 yards, three touchdowns.
2979
01:36:49.090 --> 01:36:51.360
Tractorcity, Derrick Henry's season.
2980
01:36:51.360 --> 01:36:52.500
What a fucking beast.
2981
01:36:52.500 --> 01:36:54.510
Rushing record, rushing,
2982
01:36:54.510 --> 01:36:57.080
that sucks, by the way, that the rushing title
2983
01:36:57.080 --> 01:36:58.670
used to feel like something.
2984
01:36:58.670 --> 01:37:00.330
Remember when we were kids, it was like,
2985
01:37:00.330 --> 01:37:01.700
Who's gonna win the rushing title?
2986
01:37:01.700 --> 01:37:03.560
Well, ever since running back by committee
2987
01:37:03.560 --> 01:37:04.475
started happening.
I know.
2988
01:37:04.475 --> 01:37:05.308
You don't get the high numbers,
2989
01:37:05.308 --> 01:37:06.810
you don't get 19 hundred, 2,000 yards.
2990
01:37:06.810 --> 01:37:07.643
It sucks.
2991
01:37:07.643 --> 01:37:09.100
How many yards did he end up with?
2992
01:37:09.100 --> 01:37:10.620
I don't know, like 16 or something.
2993
01:37:10.620 --> 01:37:11.453
16.
2994
01:37:11.453 --> 01:37:12.900
Yeah somewhere around there, 16 hundred or something.
2995
01:37:12.900 --> 01:37:14.300
But they were hard yards.
2996
01:37:14.300 --> 01:37:15.450
Hard yards.
Hard yards.
2997
01:37:15.450 --> 01:37:16.716
He finishes runs.
Yes.
2998
01:37:16.716 --> 01:37:17.549
And that's what I like.
2999
01:37:17.549 --> 01:37:18.390
He finishes the season strong
3000
01:37:18.390 --> 01:37:20.147
and A.J. McCarron played,
3001
01:37:20.147 --> 01:37:23.350
and I just anytime A.J. McCarron pops up,
3002
01:37:23.350 --> 01:37:26.820
I just look up the asian sushi place.
3003
01:37:26.820 --> 01:37:27.653
Yes.
3004
01:37:27.653 --> 01:37:30.150
Which I didn't notice this until today.
3005
01:37:30.150 --> 01:37:34.470
A.J. McCarron has a sushi place in Tuscaloosa, Alabama,
3006
01:37:34.470 --> 01:37:35.640
hot bed for sushi.
3007
01:37:35.640 --> 01:37:37.010
Yep.
3008
01:37:37.010 --> 01:37:37.843
And--
3009
01:37:37.843 --> 01:37:38.676
It's all catfish.
3010
01:37:38.676 --> 01:37:40.080
It's called Aj- Ajian,
3011
01:37:40.080 --> 01:37:40.913
how do you pronounce it?
3012
01:37:40.913 --> 01:37:41.746
Ajian.
3013
01:37:41.746 --> 01:37:42.640
A- but it's Ajian.
3014
01:37:42.640 --> 01:37:44.350
The J is part of the Ajian.
3015
01:37:44.350 --> 01:37:45.319
Yeah, Ajian.
3016
01:37:45.319 --> 01:37:46.630
So it's not A.J. an, it's Ajian.
3017
01:37:46.630 --> 01:37:49.640
So in perfect A.J. McCarron fashion,
3018
01:37:49.640 --> 01:37:54.160
he took the A.J. and put it sideways
3019
01:37:54.160 --> 01:37:55.870
and put in a little script,
3020
01:37:55.870 --> 01:37:59.860
so it looks like it's chinese lettering.
3021
01:37:59.860 --> 01:38:00.693
Oh, okay.
3022
01:38:00.693 --> 01:38:02.720
So he invented his own character in the alphabet.
3023
01:38:02.720 --> 01:38:04.050
Yeah that's the flare.
3024
01:38:04.050 --> 01:38:06.700
Where you're like, is this an asian restaurant?
3025
01:38:06.700 --> 01:38:09.470
Oh yeah there's an A.J. sideways.
3026
01:38:09.470 --> 01:38:10.710
Mm-hmm, I like it.
That's it.
3027
01:38:10.710 --> 01:38:13.920
He shoulda just had his ginormous chest tattoo
3028
01:38:13.920 --> 01:38:15.340
be the logo for his restaurant.
3029
01:38:15.340 --> 01:38:16.173
Yeah, look at that.
3030
01:38:16.173 --> 01:38:17.160
See, the A.J.
3031
01:38:17.160 --> 01:38:17.993
Oh yeah, that's nice.
3032
01:38:17.993 --> 01:38:18.840
That's very classy.
3033
01:38:18.840 --> 01:38:22.510
So he definitely has that tattooed somewhere on his body.
3034
01:38:22.510 --> 01:38:23.430
Have you seen his chest tattoo?
3035
01:38:23.430 --> 01:38:24.910
Oh yeah, oh yeah he's got the business tats.
3036
01:38:24.910 --> 01:38:25.743
Oh yeah it's crazy.
3037
01:38:25.743 --> 01:38:27.450
Yeah, he and Kevin Durant.
3038
01:38:27.450 --> 01:38:30.410
And then we'll finish here with the slate,
3039
01:38:30.410 --> 01:38:32.910
talking about next weekend wild card round.
3040
01:38:32.910 --> 01:38:34.140
Wait, wait real quick.
Yeah.
3041
01:38:34.140 --> 01:38:36.550
So yeah, next week in wild, yeah I was gonna dovetail
3042
01:38:36.550 --> 01:38:38.690
into that too because the Titans are gonna play
3043
01:38:38.690 --> 01:38:39.523
against the Patriots.
3044
01:38:39.523 --> 01:38:40.840
Yes.
In Foxborough.
3045
01:38:40.840 --> 01:38:43.110
Ryan Tannehill as the quarterback.
3046
01:38:43.110 --> 01:38:44.610
I didn't look this up properly,
3047
01:38:44.610 --> 01:38:47.270
but I'm pretty sure that I looked it up well enough
3048
01:38:47.270 --> 01:38:48.340
to be correct about it.
3049
01:38:48.340 --> 01:38:49.210
Okay.
3050
01:38:49.210 --> 01:38:52.400
I think Ryan Tannehill has the best winning percentage
3051
01:38:52.400 --> 01:38:55.740
of any current starting quarterback against the Patriots
3052
01:38:55.740 --> 01:38:58.240
with more than two starts.
3053
01:38:58.240 --> 01:39:00.210
Okay, didn't look it up well.
3054
01:39:00.210 --> 01:39:01.043
I agree with that stat.
3055
01:39:01.043 --> 01:39:03.130
I think he's four and six.
3056
01:39:03.130 --> 01:39:06.210
And I'm going through in my mind the other quarterbacks
3057
01:39:06.210 --> 01:39:08.200
in the league that might compare to that.
3058
01:39:08.200 --> 01:39:10.790
Drew Brees might, Drew Brees might be the one.
3059
01:39:10.790 --> 01:39:13.870
Drew Brees might, yeah.
3060
01:39:13.870 --> 01:39:15.710
That sounds right.
3061
01:39:15.710 --> 01:39:17.450
I think Drew Brees might be the only one
3062
01:39:17.450 --> 01:39:18.540
that has a better career record.
3063
01:39:18.540 --> 01:39:22.290
So like, going, batting 400 against the Patriots
3064
01:39:22.290 --> 01:39:23.220
as as starting quarterback.
3065
01:39:23.220 --> 01:39:24.820
Russell Wilson?
3066
01:39:24.820 --> 01:39:27.640
Might be two and one, three and one.
3067
01:39:27.640 --> 01:39:28.473
Hmm.
3068
01:39:28.473 --> 01:39:30.350
No, 'cause they don't play enough.
3069
01:39:30.350 --> 01:39:31.350
They don't, yeah.
3070
01:39:31.350 --> 01:39:32.470
He used to play him twice a year
3071
01:39:32.470 --> 01:39:34.380
and he would win one of those two.
3072
01:39:34.380 --> 01:39:37.860
Yeah, I think, you might be right, damn.
3073
01:39:37.860 --> 01:39:39.450
So he's not gonna be afraid of the Patriots.
3074
01:39:39.450 --> 01:39:41.310
I'm just going through my brain real quick
3075
01:39:41.310 --> 01:39:43.570
and yeah, there's, yeah I don't,
3076
01:39:43.570 --> 01:39:45.093
Eli, but he's not
3077
01:39:45.093 --> 01:39:46.120
a starting quarterback.
He's not a starter.
3078
01:39:46.120 --> 01:39:47.700
Lamar, but he's only got.
3079
01:39:47.700 --> 01:39:49.350
Yeah, Patrick Mahomes, is I don't know,
3080
01:39:49.350 --> 01:39:50.530
one and one or two.
3081
01:39:50.530 --> 01:39:51.363
One and two.
One and two.
3082
01:39:51.363 --> 01:39:52.196
Yeah.
3083
01:39:52.196 --> 01:39:53.110
All right, so that was stats by us.
3084
01:39:53.110 --> 01:39:54.030
Okay.
3085
01:39:54.030 --> 01:39:54.863
I like it.
3086
01:39:54.863 --> 01:39:57.550
Yeah, so I'm, what you're hearing right now is
3087
01:39:57.550 --> 01:40:00.720
myself talking my own brain into betting on the Titans.
3088
01:40:00.720 --> 01:40:05.320
Yeah, so and then the Houston Saturday game,
3089
01:40:05.320 --> 01:40:07.530
I don't, I feel like they're just fucking with us
3090
01:40:07.530 --> 01:40:10.093
at this point where they're just, pen them in.
3091
01:40:12.070 --> 01:40:14.810
Saturday, ESPN game that everyone's kinda watching
3092
01:40:14.810 --> 01:40:17.240
but kind of also doing a bunch of stuff
3093
01:40:17.240 --> 01:40:18.390
because they gotta get,
3094
01:40:19.390 --> 01:40:20.930
I'm talking about the rest of America, not talking about us
3095
01:40:20.930 --> 01:40:21.763
'cause we'll be watching it,
3096
01:40:21.763 --> 01:40:25.370
but that game is always so funny, so bad
3097
01:40:25.370 --> 01:40:26.658
and it's gonna be bad probably
3098
01:40:26.658 --> 01:40:27.491
and I think the Bills are gonna win,
3099
01:40:27.491 --> 01:40:28.324
but they're gonna win it ugly.
3100
01:40:28.324 --> 01:40:29.157
Yeah. I agree.
3101
01:40:29.157 --> 01:40:33.060
I don't think that there's a worse home field advantage
3102
01:40:33.060 --> 01:40:37.970
than in Houston, Saturday afternoon wild card weekend.
3103
01:40:37.970 --> 01:40:39.740
I think the Bills are gonna dominate.
3104
01:40:39.740 --> 01:40:40.573
Fuck, man.
3105
01:40:40.573 --> 01:40:44.360
Is there a rule that's in the Texan's official handbook
3106
01:40:44.360 --> 01:40:45.430
saying that they have to start
3107
01:40:45.430 --> 01:40:47.980
the most hilarious quarterback week 17 every year?
3108
01:40:47.980 --> 01:40:48.813
Yes.
3109
01:40:48.813 --> 01:40:49.810
'Cause I feel like it's--
It's great.
3110
01:40:49.810 --> 01:40:51.710
It's either an A.J. McCarren,
3111
01:40:51.710 --> 01:40:53.665
T.J. Yates probably did it a few times.
3112
01:40:53.665 --> 01:40:56.485
Tom Savage I'm sure started a week 17 game for the Texans.
3113
01:40:56.485 --> 01:40:58.320
Oh yeah he did.
3114
01:40:58.320 --> 01:40:59.153
But yeah--
3115
01:40:59.153 --> 01:40:59.986
Weeden.
Weeden.
3116
01:40:59.986 --> 01:41:01.072
They're gonna get, yeah Weeden was definitely around
3117
01:41:01.072 --> 01:41:01.905
for a little bit.
Where's Weeden?
3118
01:41:01.905 --> 01:41:03.980
He is, I don't know,
3119
01:41:03.980 --> 01:41:05.890
he's probably at his kid's high school football games.
3120
01:41:05.890 --> 01:41:06.813
Damn, I want,
3121
01:41:06.813 --> 01:41:08.320
yeah no his kids are outta high school, they're in college.
3122
01:41:08.320 --> 01:41:10.560
Okay, yeah, yeah.
3123
01:41:10.560 --> 01:41:13.980
Brandon Weeden is a free agent,
3124
01:41:13.980 --> 01:41:15.240
someone scoop him up.
Yeah.
3125
01:41:15.240 --> 01:41:16.460
Someone scoop him up.
3126
01:41:16.460 --> 01:41:19.450
Okay let's do, we'll do the full preview on Thursday
3127
01:41:19.450 --> 01:41:22.550
remember we're gonna drop that a little early on Thursday.
3128
01:41:22.550 --> 01:41:25.100
Ooh, also, Saturday night.
3129
01:41:25.100 --> 01:41:25.933
Oh yeah.
3130
01:41:25.933 --> 01:41:28.553
After the, what's it, the late game is gonna be--
3131
01:41:28.553 --> 01:41:30.283
8:15, Patriots-Titans.
3132
01:41:31.296 --> 01:41:32.129
Patriots-Titans, if you're in Long Island,
3133
01:41:32.129 --> 01:41:33.095
come out to see Pup Punk play--
3134
01:41:33.095 --> 01:41:33.928
On Long Island.
3135
01:41:33.928 --> 01:41:34.920
If you're on Long Island,
3136
01:41:34.920 --> 01:41:36.080
come out to see Pup Punk play.
3137
01:41:36.080 --> 01:41:37.010
We're playing at Mulcahy's.
3138
01:41:37.010 --> 01:41:40.770
We played there like two months ago, I think.
3139
01:41:40.770 --> 01:41:41.670
It was an awesome time.
3140
01:41:41.670 --> 01:41:42.503
Yeah.
3141
01:41:42.503 --> 01:41:47.200
Great time, on Long Island, Saturday night January 4th.
3142
01:41:47.200 --> 01:41:48.033
Come out.
Yes.
3143
01:41:48.033 --> 01:41:49.010
It's very very cheap.
3144
01:41:49.010 --> 01:41:52.430
Get loaded with us, scream live updates on what the score
3145
01:41:52.430 --> 01:41:55.320
of the Patriots game is, so I can make sure
3146
01:41:55.320 --> 01:41:57.710
that all my bets are winning at the time on stage.
3147
01:41:57.710 --> 01:41:58.543
It's gonna be a great time.
3148
01:41:58.543 --> 01:42:00.130
And do you know what it is?
3149
01:42:00.130 --> 01:42:01.230
It's birthday month.
3150
01:42:01.230 --> 01:42:02.680
Birthday month, what up.
3151
01:42:02.680 --> 01:42:04.030
What'd you get us for birthday month, Liam?
3152
01:42:04.030 --> 01:42:05.320
It's jumpsuit January, too.
3153
01:42:05.320 --> 01:42:07.280
What'd you get us for birthday month?
3154
01:42:07.280 --> 01:42:08.113
You're gonna have to wait.
3155
01:42:08.113 --> 01:42:09.430
Bro, birthday month.
3156
01:42:09.430 --> 01:42:11.660
We celebrate the whole month.
3157
01:42:11.660 --> 01:42:13.750
All right, let's do college football real quick.
3158
01:42:13.750 --> 01:42:16.870
So, LSU.
3159
01:42:16.870 --> 01:42:18.280
That was awesome.
3160
01:42:18.280 --> 01:42:19.113
A shit-pumping if there ever was one.
3161
01:42:19.113 --> 01:42:20.230
That was fucking awesome.
3162
01:42:20.230 --> 01:42:22.710
Seven touchdowns in the first half from Joe Burrow.
3163
01:42:22.710 --> 01:42:23.590
No he didn't have seven, he had--
3164
01:42:23.590 --> 01:42:24.950
Yes.
3165
01:42:24.950 --> 01:42:26.660
I thought he threw one in the second half.
3166
01:42:26.660 --> 01:42:28.384
I think he had seven in the first half.
3167
01:42:28.384 --> 01:42:29.217
He had seven in the first half.
3168
01:42:29.217 --> 01:42:30.896
He ran for the last one in the second half.
3169
01:42:30.896 --> 01:42:31.729
Yeah.
3170
01:42:31.729 --> 01:42:32.562
He had seven touchdowns in the first half.
3171
01:42:32.562 --> 01:42:33.920
He had a passer rating of 200.
3172
01:42:33.920 --> 01:42:34.753
Holy shit.
3173
01:42:34.753 --> 01:42:36.870
I don't know how college football determines passer rating
3174
01:42:36.870 --> 01:42:39.110
but it was 200 and that sounds like a lot.
3175
01:42:39.110 --> 01:42:42.560
It was, I said this while the game was going on
3176
01:42:42.560 --> 01:42:46.140
but it was, when you play EA College Football
3177
01:42:46.140 --> 01:42:51.140
and you schedule FC Midwest to absolutely kill them week one
3178
01:42:51.270 --> 01:42:53.560
so you can get 10 touchdowns
3179
01:42:53.560 --> 01:42:57.080
and do your stat padding for a Heisman.
3180
01:42:57.080 --> 01:43:00.163
He did that in the fucking semi-final.
3181
01:43:01.100 --> 01:43:02.200
That was crazy.
3182
01:43:02.200 --> 01:43:03.130
Yep, Oklahoma--
3183
01:43:03.130 --> 01:43:03.963
So good.
3184
01:43:03.963 --> 01:43:06.290
Oklahoma's players looked afraid on offense
3185
01:43:06.290 --> 01:43:07.830
when they were going up against the LSU defense.
3186
01:43:07.830 --> 01:43:08.663
PFT.
3187
01:43:09.624 --> 01:43:10.457
They looked scared.
3188
01:43:10.457 --> 01:43:12.140
I want you right now, here now, say
3189
01:43:12.140 --> 01:43:14.650
that Oklahoma deserves a one-year ban
3190
01:43:14.650 --> 01:43:15.690
from the College Football Playoff.
3191
01:43:15.690 --> 01:43:16.523
Okay.
3192
01:43:16.523 --> 01:43:18.720
I'm so sick of getting sold
3193
01:43:18.720 --> 01:43:21.850
on Oklahoma's defense being fixed and this and this.
3194
01:43:21.850 --> 01:43:22.990
One step further
No.
3195
01:43:22.990 --> 01:43:24.030
The entire Big 12.
3196
01:43:24.030 --> 01:43:24.926
Done, out.
3197
01:43:24.926 --> 01:43:25.920
One year ban from the Big 12.
3198
01:43:25.920 --> 01:43:27.190
Out, out.
3199
01:43:27.190 --> 01:43:28.063
I can't do it.
3200
01:43:29.445 --> 01:43:30.540
That spot should go to Georgia.
3201
01:43:30.540 --> 01:43:32.372
I was rooting for LSU, I bet on LSU,
3202
01:43:32.372 --> 01:43:34.950
but I still wanted a competitive game.
3203
01:43:34.950 --> 01:43:36.824
Because it was a game that we just like--
3204
01:43:36.824 --> 01:43:37.828
Oh I didn't.
3205
01:43:37.828 --> 01:43:39.280
No, I wanted it to be at least like,
3206
01:43:39.280 --> 01:43:42.890
that game was over, we, so we're going to New Orleans.
3207
01:43:42.890 --> 01:43:45.210
We're going to New Orleans for the National Championship,
3208
01:43:45.210 --> 01:43:47.240
I texted you guys seven minutes into the first quarter,
3209
01:43:47.240 --> 01:43:49.290
I'm like, I just booked our hotels in New Orleans.
3210
01:43:49.290 --> 01:43:50.123
Yeah.
3211
01:43:50.123 --> 01:43:51.483
Because that's how fast it was over.
3212
01:43:51.483 --> 01:43:52.860
It was one of those games where I was laughing
3213
01:43:52.860 --> 01:43:54.220
because it was so out of hand so early.
3214
01:43:54.220 --> 01:43:55.440
So out of hand.
3215
01:43:55.440 --> 01:43:57.181
To me, I did not want a competitive game,
3216
01:43:57.181 --> 01:43:59.626
I wanted--
I wanted at least a half.
3217
01:43:59.626 --> 01:44:00.734
I wanted it to get worse.
3218
01:44:00.734 --> 01:44:01.567
I wanted Joe Burrow to throw for 10 touchdowns.
3219
01:44:01.567 --> 01:44:03.230
I did want Ed O to leave him in
3220
01:44:03.230 --> 01:44:06.360
because it looked like the funnest thing we could ever do,
3221
01:44:06.360 --> 01:44:08.030
to be Joe Burrow in that moment
3222
01:44:08.030 --> 01:44:10.970
when you're playing a video game in real life,
3223
01:44:10.970 --> 01:44:12.480
and in the zone.
3224
01:44:12.480 --> 01:44:14.440
And LSU's backup running back,
3225
01:44:14.440 --> 01:44:15.913
turns out is really good too.
3226
01:44:16.774 --> 01:44:17.768
Yeah, they're all good.
3227
01:44:17.768 --> 01:44:19.280
So they're gonna have another two weeks
3228
01:44:19.280 --> 01:44:20.650
for Edwards-Helaire to get back,
3229
01:44:20.650 --> 01:44:21.483
get his hamstring back.
Yeah and Jefferson had
3230
01:44:22.472 --> 01:44:23.477
four touchdowns in the first half.
3231
01:44:23.477 --> 01:44:24.467
Jefferson's a beast.
3232
01:44:24.467 --> 01:44:25.465
Randy Moss was in the crowd crying
3233
01:44:25.465 --> 01:44:26.526
when his son was scoring touchdowns.
3234
01:44:26.526 --> 01:44:28.220
Someone who's friends with Randy Moss,
3235
01:44:28.220 --> 01:44:30.690
get us hooked up with him so we can interview him on Monday
3236
01:44:30.690 --> 01:44:32.680
before the National Championship Game, please.
3237
01:44:32.680 --> 01:44:34.324
Yes.
3238
01:44:34.324 --> 01:44:35.446
That's our please.
3239
01:44:35.446 --> 01:44:36.448
I promise you it'll be a good interview.
3240
01:44:36.448 --> 01:44:38.490
Yeah, we're gonna be there Sunday through Tuesday.
3241
01:44:38.490 --> 01:44:40.290
So let's have some fucking beers.
3242
01:44:40.290 --> 01:44:41.123
And that was awesome.
3243
01:44:41.123 --> 01:44:43.370
The question is, is there any way that the Bengals
3244
01:44:43.370 --> 01:44:44.971
don't take Joe Burrow number one?
3245
01:44:44.971 --> 01:44:45.974
No.
3246
01:44:45.974 --> 01:44:47.276
Could they talk themselves into going after--
3247
01:44:47.276 --> 01:44:48.109
Well yeah 'cause they're the Bengals.
3248
01:44:48.109 --> 01:44:50.030
They draft Chase Young because they have to
3249
01:44:50.030 --> 01:44:52.540
compete against Lamar and Baker.
3250
01:44:52.540 --> 01:44:54.795
No, I mean they can because they're the Bengals,
3251
01:44:54.795 --> 01:44:55.850
but that would be so stupid.
3252
01:44:55.850 --> 01:44:58.330
Joe Burrow has so much fucking swag
3253
01:44:58.330 --> 01:45:00.570
and like cool to him and just,
3254
01:45:00.570 --> 01:45:03.080
he just eats defenses alive.
3255
01:45:03.080 --> 01:45:04.870
And doesn't even smirk.
Yeah.
3256
01:45:04.870 --> 01:45:06.900
It's just this steely-eyed, fuck he's so good.
3257
01:45:06.900 --> 01:45:08.020
He's an assassin.
3258
01:45:08.020 --> 01:45:08.853
A baby-faced assassin.
3259
01:45:08.853 --> 01:45:11.040
Coach O, God damn it I'm so happy for him.
3260
01:45:11.040 --> 01:45:13.950
So that's gonna be, that will be the loudest stadium
3261
01:45:13.950 --> 01:45:15.260
we'll ever be in in our life, right?
3262
01:45:15.260 --> 01:45:16.630
Yeah, I think if Coach O.
3263
01:45:16.630 --> 01:45:18.300
New Orleans, LSU, fuck.
3264
01:45:18.300 --> 01:45:21.420
If Coach O wins the National Championship in New Orleans,
3265
01:45:21.420 --> 01:45:22.960
he becomes king of Louisiana.
3266
01:45:22.960 --> 01:45:23.927
Yes, and he might already be--
3267
01:45:23.927 --> 01:45:25.930
And Mike the Tiger serves by his side.
3268
01:45:25.930 --> 01:45:26.763
He might already be.
3269
01:45:26.763 --> 01:45:27.596
As his hand.
3270
01:45:27.596 --> 01:45:29.120
Yes, all right, the other game,
3271
01:45:29.120 --> 01:45:30.373
Ohio State-Clemson.
3272
01:45:31.420 --> 01:45:33.210
Here's a stat for you, PFT.
Okay.
3273
01:45:33.210 --> 01:45:37.350
There have been 17 College Football Playoff games.
3274
01:45:37.350 --> 01:45:41.670
12 of the 17 have been won by Clemson or Alabama.
3275
01:45:41.670 --> 01:45:42.503
That's insane.
3276
01:45:42.503 --> 01:45:43.380
That's a pretty impressive stat.
3277
01:45:43.380 --> 01:45:44.530
That's insane.
3278
01:45:44.530 --> 01:45:45.730
Clemson won this game.
3279
01:45:45.730 --> 01:45:47.200
I thought they were dead.
3280
01:45:47.200 --> 01:45:50.230
Trevor Lawrence, when he got the targeting call,
3281
01:45:50.230 --> 01:45:51.348
which was a correct call.
3282
01:45:51.348 --> 01:45:52.181
Yes.
3283
01:45:52.181 --> 01:45:53.650
People were mad about it, I understand.
3284
01:45:53.650 --> 01:45:55.610
I think if you're an Ohio State fan, you have.
3285
01:45:55.610 --> 01:45:56.600
You'd be mad about other stuff.
3286
01:45:56.600 --> 01:45:57.839
You should be mad about the fumble.
3287
01:45:57.839 --> 01:45:58.672
Yep.
3288
01:45:58.672 --> 01:46:00.440
'Cause I feel like that was a weird situation
3289
01:46:00.440 --> 01:46:03.560
where you, it just looked like a fumble.
3290
01:46:03.560 --> 01:46:06.850
I know that when they played it fast, it, whatever.
3291
01:46:06.850 --> 01:46:10.120
Ohio State, you can be mad if you're an Ohio State fan,
3292
01:46:10.120 --> 01:46:12.720
but what Trevor Lawrence did, that run.
3293
01:46:12.720 --> 01:46:14.700
The fact that he's never lost.
3294
01:46:14.700 --> 01:46:15.533
He's insane.
3295
01:46:15.533 --> 01:46:16.570
The hair flip.
3296
01:46:16.570 --> 01:46:20.070
And Dabo, you know, the God, the God train
3297
01:46:20.070 --> 01:46:22.820
was on full fucking display after.
3298
01:46:22.820 --> 01:46:23.653
His quote was,
3299
01:46:23.653 --> 01:46:25.910
the favor of God was just with us tonight.
3300
01:46:25.910 --> 01:46:27.632
So God reached down and he said,
3301
01:46:27.632 --> 01:46:30.400
I'm not The Ohio State University God.
3302
01:46:30.400 --> 01:46:31.233
Yeah.
3303
01:46:31.233 --> 01:46:32.390
I'm the Clemson University.
3304
01:46:32.390 --> 01:46:34.960
Also so perfect that they showed Urban Meyer
3305
01:46:34.960 --> 01:46:36.600
10 seconds before the interception.
3306
01:46:36.600 --> 01:46:39.064
So I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
3307
01:46:39.064 --> 01:46:40.310
before that because it looked like he was coaching.
3308
01:46:40.310 --> 01:46:41.143
Yes.
3309
01:46:41.143 --> 01:46:42.730
He was on the sidelines, was he there,
3310
01:46:42.730 --> 01:46:44.870
did Ohio State bring him on the sideline
3311
01:46:44.870 --> 01:46:46.180
or was he there as a member of the media?
3312
01:46:46.180 --> 01:46:47.013
I don't know.
3313
01:46:47.013 --> 01:46:48.102
'Cause he looked like he was coaching that team.
3314
01:46:48.102 --> 01:46:50.060
He was wearing all black and it was,
3315
01:46:50.060 --> 01:46:52.622
the Grim Reaper just showed up and boom,
3316
01:46:52.622 --> 01:46:54.110
you lost on the next play.
3317
01:46:54.110 --> 01:46:56.880
Hands on his knees, then right after the game was over,
3318
01:46:56.880 --> 01:46:58.760
they ate a bunch of Papa John's
3319
01:46:58.760 --> 01:46:59.650
in the locker room.
As is tradition.
3320
01:46:59.650 --> 01:47:01.487
As is tradition for a losing Ohio State team.
3321
01:47:01.487 --> 01:47:03.270
No but Clemson deserves all the credit
3322
01:47:03.270 --> 01:47:05.730
because as much as there was some controversial calls
3323
01:47:05.730 --> 01:47:08.840
and I understand Ohio State, listen, Ohio State,
3324
01:47:08.840 --> 01:47:11.840
you also have the National Championship against Miami,
3325
01:47:11.840 --> 01:47:15.300
where the flag came out of the fucking stands
3326
01:47:15.300 --> 01:47:18.120
in that game to keep that game alive, so you.
3327
01:47:18.120 --> 01:47:18.953
Yeah that's true.
3328
01:47:18.953 --> 01:47:20.306
There's some karma balance that comes back.
3329
01:47:20.306 --> 01:47:22.110
We're taking it back, that was 20 years ago, but yeah.
3330
01:47:22.110 --> 01:47:22.943
I'm just saying.
3331
01:47:22.943 --> 01:47:24.598
Warren Sapp was on the field and Cosby--
3332
01:47:24.598 --> 01:47:28.950
Listen there's some karma, but you have reason to be upset
3333
01:47:28.950 --> 01:47:33.290
I will fully endorse Ohio State fans being angry,
3334
01:47:33.290 --> 01:47:36.310
making YouTube videos, breaking it down,
3335
01:47:36.310 --> 01:47:37.750
doing it all because you deserve it.
3336
01:47:37.750 --> 01:47:39.660
There were some suspect calls and of course
3337
01:47:39.660 --> 01:47:44.660
everyone has the SEC/ACC conspiracy theories.
3338
01:47:45.005 --> 01:47:45.885
Follow the money, follow the money Big Cat.
3339
01:47:45.885 --> 01:47:46.718
If you follow the money.
3340
01:47:46.718 --> 01:47:49.690
But that is also with all that said is taking away
3341
01:47:49.690 --> 01:47:52.760
from an unreal performance by Clemson and a team
3342
01:47:52.760 --> 01:47:55.247
that looked dead and Trevor Lawrence looked like
3343
01:47:55.247 --> 01:47:56.780
he was gonna come out of the game
3344
01:47:56.780 --> 01:47:58.990
and come out of the semi-final and they came back
3345
01:47:58.990 --> 01:47:59.920
and were just nails.
3346
01:47:59.920 --> 01:48:03.090
Imagine saying following the money to explain the fact
3347
01:48:03.090 --> 01:48:05.110
that Clemson got into the National Championship game
3348
01:48:05.110 --> 01:48:06.520
instead of Ohio State.
3349
01:48:06.520 --> 01:48:07.353
Yeah.
3350
01:48:07.353 --> 01:48:08.575
Like Ohio State is a much, much bigger name.
3351
01:48:08.575 --> 01:48:09.408
It's huge.
3352
01:48:09.408 --> 01:48:12.050
I know what they're saying, which is that ESPN owns rights
3353
01:48:12.050 --> 01:48:14.330
to the ACC, so it's better, this is some like--
3354
01:48:14.330 --> 01:48:15.684
Fox owns Big 10.
3355
01:48:15.684 --> 01:48:17.640
But it's some long game for ESPN
3356
01:48:17.640 --> 01:48:19.990
to pay off the refs to get--
3357
01:48:19.990 --> 01:48:21.020
Yes.
Clemson in.
3358
01:48:21.020 --> 01:48:21.853
So that--
You got it.
3359
01:48:21.853 --> 01:48:22.710
You followed it.
3360
01:48:22.710 --> 01:48:24.350
They're marginally in--
3361
01:48:24.350 --> 01:48:25.540
Sounds like you followed the money.
3362
01:48:25.540 --> 01:48:28.190
So next year the Clemson-Wake Forest game
3363
01:48:28.190 --> 01:48:31.665
is gonna have 120,000 viewers instead of 100,000.
3364
01:48:31.665 --> 01:48:32.817
Yes, sounds like you've correctly followed the money.
3365
01:48:32.817 --> 01:48:35.390
Fixed it, but I'll say this about Ohio State fans,
3366
01:48:35.390 --> 01:48:37.797
they are probably the most qualified fan base
3367
01:48:37.797 --> 01:48:40.980
to break down all the officiating errors.
3368
01:48:40.980 --> 01:48:41.813
Oh yeah.
3369
01:48:41.813 --> 01:48:43.070
Like you said with YouTube videos,
3370
01:48:43.070 --> 01:48:44.275
with message board posts.
3371
01:48:44.275 --> 01:48:45.108
Oh yeah.
3372
01:48:45.108 --> 01:48:47.500
That's perfect, Ohio State is really really good at that.
3373
01:48:47.500 --> 01:48:50.430
They've got swarms of very passionate fans out there
3374
01:48:50.430 --> 01:48:53.440
if you think, what are specialties of different fan bases?
3375
01:48:53.440 --> 01:48:56.950
I think Arkansas at tracking planes.
3376
01:48:56.950 --> 01:49:00.837
I think LSU at barbecuing animals before games.
3377
01:49:00.837 --> 01:49:03.640
It looked like they're from Harry Potter.
3378
01:49:03.640 --> 01:49:08.130
I think Ohio State putting together a YouTube video
3379
01:49:08.130 --> 01:49:10.870
with the background music of loose change,
3380
01:49:10.870 --> 01:49:12.640
pausing it, showing different angles,
3381
01:49:12.640 --> 01:49:16.160
different camera angles, it's now your mantle to take over
3382
01:49:16.160 --> 01:49:17.760
from Michigan fans after
3383
01:49:17.760 --> 01:49:20.210
that fourth down call two years ago.
3384
01:49:20.210 --> 01:49:21.043
Yes.
3385
01:49:21.043 --> 01:49:21.907
So it's on you to represent the Big 10 in this
3386
01:49:21.907 --> 01:49:23.870
and I'm sure you're up for the the challenge.
3387
01:49:23.870 --> 01:49:25.060
You got it.
3388
01:49:25.060 --> 01:49:28.920
Can I do a quick just recap of the bowl games
3389
01:49:28.920 --> 01:49:30.607
'cause I watch too many bowl games.
3390
01:49:30.607 --> 01:49:34.490
I'm in that zone, this two week stretch where I just,
3391
01:49:34.490 --> 01:49:36.810
my life just becomes like watching football
3392
01:49:36.810 --> 01:49:38.070
and really bad football.
3393
01:49:38.070 --> 01:49:41.290
So quickly, Independence Bowl, had 18 punts.
3394
01:49:41.290 --> 01:49:42.310
It was awesome.
3395
01:49:42.310 --> 01:49:44.290
14 nothing, Louisiana Tech
3396
01:49:44.290 --> 01:49:47.640
and they had the Shreveport mayor gave a,
3397
01:49:47.640 --> 01:49:52.640
ome to Shreveport and behind him it was gray skies.
3398
01:49:53.000 --> 01:49:54.830
They could pick any fucking day.
3399
01:49:54.830 --> 01:49:56.780
Also if you've ever been to Shreveport,
3400
01:49:56.780 --> 01:49:59.600
there's so many better things to highlight in Shreveport.
3401
01:49:59.600 --> 01:50:01.750
You have like seven casinos.
3402
01:50:01.750 --> 01:50:02.920
You're an hour away
3403
01:50:02.920 --> 01:50:05.650
from the world's worst strip club in Waco, Texas.
3404
01:50:05.650 --> 01:50:06.610
Yes.
3405
01:50:06.610 --> 01:50:09.250
There's a lot of great things about Shreveport, Louisiana
3406
01:50:09.250 --> 01:50:12.160
that you can highlight and just having the city scape.
3407
01:50:12.160 --> 01:50:14.230
Yes.
With an overcast day,
3408
01:50:14.230 --> 01:50:15.130
you coulda done a little bit better.
3409
01:50:15.130 --> 01:50:16.880
Brown river, yeah the,
3410
01:50:16.880 --> 01:50:18.000
so yeah the Independence Bowl
3411
01:50:18.000 --> 01:50:20.747
was my favorite random bowl game
3412
01:50:20.747 --> 01:50:22.327
that you get sucked in watching
3413
01:50:22.327 --> 01:50:24.400
and it's so bad it becomes good.
3414
01:50:24.400 --> 01:50:25.330
18 punts.
3415
01:50:25.330 --> 01:50:27.780
The Quick Lane Bowl, Eastern Michigan.
3416
01:50:27.780 --> 01:50:31.123
I love they all wore mechanic shirts, the coaching staff.
3417
01:50:32.020 --> 01:50:33.480
They gave it their all against Pitt.
3418
01:50:33.480 --> 01:50:34.780
The Military Bowl.
3419
01:50:34.780 --> 01:50:36.220
UNC, Sam Howell's awesome.
3420
01:50:36.220 --> 01:50:37.053
Wait you didn't even mention
3421
01:50:37.053 --> 01:50:38.280
how they broke through a cinder block--
3422
01:50:38.280 --> 01:50:39.620
Yeah they do that every game.
3423
01:50:39.620 --> 01:50:40.467
Wall to get out, great.
3424
01:50:40.467 --> 01:50:41.300
Yeah, it's awesome.
3425
01:50:41.300 --> 01:50:43.023
Military Bowl, Sam Howell is awesome.
3426
01:50:44.129 --> 01:50:46.110
He is, circle him, 'cause he's gonna be circled
3427
01:50:46.110 --> 01:50:49.220
like a Heisman guy in a couple, he's a freshman,
3428
01:50:49.220 --> 01:50:50.650
true freshman.
3429
01:50:50.650 --> 01:50:54.410
Holiday Bowl, USC is soft, softest soft of all time.
3430
01:50:54.410 --> 01:50:56.670
Iowa whooped that ass Big 10 tough.
3431
01:50:56.670 --> 01:50:58.557
And they're not firing their head coach at USC,
3432
01:50:58.557 --> 01:50:59.390
is that correct?
3433
01:50:59.390 --> 01:51:00.223
Yeah, which is crazy, no they're not.
3434
01:51:00.223 --> 01:51:02.650
So what's his name, Ari, Ari Abraham?
3435
01:51:02.650 --> 01:51:03.483
He was incorrect with that rule.
3436
01:51:03.483 --> 01:51:04.691
Yeah he was material change.
3437
01:51:04.691 --> 01:51:05.524
But no, wait was it him
3438
01:51:05.524 --> 01:51:08.840
or was it the person from Sports Illustrated?
3439
01:51:08.840 --> 01:51:10.533
I can't remember, they did--
3440
01:51:10.533 --> 01:51:11.922
The new SP Nation Sports Illustrated person.
3441
01:51:11.922 --> 01:51:14.110
That game was weird 'cause Slovis got hurt
3442
01:51:14.110 --> 01:51:15.970
and he's gonna be a Heisman guy next year,
3443
01:51:15.970 --> 01:51:17.890
but he got hurt so it kinda changed it,
3444
01:51:17.890 --> 01:51:20.300
but I bet Iowa because they don't lose
3445
01:51:20.300 --> 01:51:22.697
the Hayden Fry just passed away game.
3446
01:51:22.697 --> 01:51:23.530
So--
3447
01:51:23.530 --> 01:51:25.608
id you see they took the decal off
3448
01:51:25.608 --> 01:51:26.950
'cause that's his decal he created that.
3449
01:51:26.950 --> 01:51:27.783
Yep, so--
3450
01:51:27.783 --> 01:51:28.616
That was a fucking cool move.
3451
01:51:28.616 --> 01:51:29.457
Yeah so I saw them play
3452
01:51:29.457 --> 01:51:31.180
and I just thought Pittsburgh Steelers.
3453
01:51:31.180 --> 01:51:32.640
Yeah, yeah.
3454
01:51:32.640 --> 01:51:34.600
Which they, he actually when,
3455
01:51:34.600 --> 01:51:37.870
I think it goes that when he came and took over
3456
01:51:37.870 --> 01:51:41.363
the Iowa program, he basically created Iowa and what it is,
3457
01:51:42.300 --> 01:51:44.272
he asked the Steelers if he could use,
3458
01:51:44.272 --> 01:51:46.640
basically their exact uniform set-up.
3459
01:51:46.640 --> 01:51:48.160
Okay.
To make them look tough.
3460
01:51:48.160 --> 01:51:49.570
He did the pink locker rooms.
3461
01:51:49.570 --> 01:51:51.460
Legendary coach, passed away.
3462
01:51:51.460 --> 01:51:54.660
I think like 10 days ago or so, but that was a no-brainer.
3463
01:51:54.660 --> 01:51:56.220
Pinstripe Bowl.
3464
01:51:56.220 --> 01:51:57.530
Fuck the Pinstripe Bowl.
3465
01:51:57.530 --> 01:51:58.930
I don't know if you saw.
3466
01:51:58.930 --> 01:52:01.420
Wake Forest and Michigan State scored 41 points
3467
01:52:01.420 --> 01:52:03.870
in the first half and the over/under was 50,
3468
01:52:03.870 --> 01:52:05.930
and they only scored one touchdown in the second half.
3469
01:52:05.930 --> 01:52:08.600
Including Wake Forest trying to let Michigan score
3470
01:52:08.600 --> 01:52:10.420
and Michigan State tripped over their own player.
3471
01:52:10.420 --> 01:52:11.253
Okay.
3472
01:52:11.253 --> 01:52:12.086
But the Big 10 won so who cares.
3473
01:52:12.086 --> 01:52:13.930
Cheez-It Bowl was not the same, that's all my bowl recap.
3474
01:52:13.930 --> 01:52:15.000
Cheez-It Bowl was definitely not.
3475
01:52:15.000 --> 01:52:15.833
Not the same.
3476
01:52:15.833 --> 01:52:17.710
This is what happens when you try to capture magic.
3477
01:52:17.710 --> 01:52:18.870
Right, they don't understand.
3478
01:52:18.870 --> 01:52:20.566
Yeah, you can't make it happen again.
3479
01:52:20.566 --> 01:52:21.399
They do this.
3480
01:52:21.399 --> 01:52:22.650
This is like the, what you were saying
3481
01:52:22.650 --> 01:52:25.060
with like Siciliano being like, ooh meme this.
3482
01:52:25.060 --> 01:52:26.310
That's not how it works.
3483
01:52:26.310 --> 01:52:27.360
It has to happen organically.
3484
01:52:27.360 --> 01:52:28.670
The Cheez-It Bowl was actually
3485
01:52:28.670 --> 01:52:29.830
the Independence Bowl this year.
3486
01:52:29.830 --> 01:52:31.307
The Independence Bowl had 18 punts
3487
01:52:31.307 --> 01:52:34.750
and it was so fucking bad it was awesome to watch.
3488
01:52:34.750 --> 01:52:35.733
And it's like, it happens once,
3489
01:52:35.733 --> 01:52:38.210
it could still happen this week
3490
01:52:38.210 --> 01:52:39.820
'cause we have some random bowls.
3491
01:52:39.820 --> 01:52:43.693
It's gotta be a bowl game that no one's excited for,
3492
01:52:43.693 --> 01:52:47.110
that is really bad and then you get locked in
3493
01:52:47.110 --> 01:52:48.960
and you feel like you're watching it
3494
01:52:48.960 --> 01:52:51.080
with like only 200 other people.
3495
01:52:51.080 --> 01:52:52.210
That's the Cheez-It Bowl magic.
3496
01:52:52.210 --> 01:52:53.043
That's magic.
3497
01:52:53.043 --> 01:52:54.333
It develops a community around it.
3498
01:52:54.333 --> 01:52:55.166
Right.
3499
01:52:55.166 --> 01:52:58.188
Also, one last note about the Ohio State-Clemson game,
3500
01:52:58.188 --> 01:53:01.730
this was a tweet from Eric Sorensen, he's a sports reporter.
3501
01:53:01.730 --> 01:53:03.720
He said, A Clemson student journalist
3502
01:53:03.720 --> 01:53:06.720
just told an established Ohio State writer
3503
01:53:06.720 --> 01:53:08.860
to stop cheering in the press box.
3504
01:53:08.860 --> 01:53:10.380
That's been the highlight of this night.
3505
01:53:10.380 --> 01:53:11.840
Ooh, that's the highlight.
3506
01:53:11.840 --> 01:53:13.268
That's the highlight.
3507
01:53:13.268 --> 01:53:14.101
That's the highlight, it's huge.
3508
01:53:14.101 --> 01:53:15.343
All right, let's wrap up.
3509
01:53:16.210 --> 01:53:19.230
Again we're gonna be, new show on Thursday morning.
3510
01:53:19.230 --> 01:53:20.370
Yeah so, no--
3511
01:53:20.370 --> 01:53:21.850
Oh sorry, no show Thursday morning.
3512
01:53:21.850 --> 01:53:22.850
No show Thursday morning,
3513
01:53:22.850 --> 01:53:24.810
we're gonna take New Years Day off.
3514
01:53:24.810 --> 01:53:25.643
Right.
3515
01:53:25.643 --> 01:53:27.580
Because we figure we, it's weird to do a show
3516
01:53:27.580 --> 01:53:29.540
on Thursday morning and then a show on Friday morning,
3517
01:53:29.540 --> 01:53:32.550
so instead, we're gonna try to release Friday's show
3518
01:53:32.550 --> 01:53:35.050
on Thursday at like six or seven pm.
3519
01:53:35.050 --> 01:53:37.130
So we're gonna tape it early, whole preview
3520
01:53:37.130 --> 01:53:39.480
for the NFL wild card round,
3521
01:53:39.480 --> 01:53:42.630
whole recap of Wednesday's bowl games.
3522
01:53:42.630 --> 01:53:45.040
Wisconsin's gonna win the Rose Bowl, PFT.
3523
01:53:45.040 --> 01:53:46.460
You're locking that up right now?
3524
01:53:46.460 --> 01:53:47.700
I hope.
Okay.
3525
01:53:47.700 --> 01:53:49.510
I'd like to do an experiment real quick.
3526
01:53:49.510 --> 01:53:50.990
Just something I thought about earlier today.
3527
01:53:50.990 --> 01:53:51.823
Yeah.
3528
01:53:51.823 --> 01:53:54.800
Alexa, download Pardon My Take.
3529
01:53:54.800 --> 01:53:57.320
Alexa, download Pardon My Take.
3530
01:53:57.320 --> 01:54:01.860
Alexa, play the best Alexis Texas video you can find.
3531
01:54:01.860 --> 01:54:06.860
Alexa, go to W-W-W-.-P-O-R-N-H-U-B-.-C-O-M.
3532
01:54:10.960 --> 01:54:11.830
Love you guys.
3533
01:54:11.830 --> 01:54:13.240
Wait, oh we forgot to do who's back.
3534
01:54:13.240 --> 01:54:14.162
Oh who's back of the week.
3535
01:54:14.162 --> 01:54:15.283
(Big Cat laughs)
3536
01:54:15.283 --> 01:54:16.950
That was a good ending though.
3537
01:54:16.950 --> 01:54:18.630
Yeah.
Let's keep this in.
3538
01:54:18.630 --> 01:54:19.480
Quick who's back.
3539
01:54:19.480 --> 01:54:21.260
Real quick, go.
3540
01:54:21.260 --> 01:54:22.160
Bubba.
Bubba.
3541
01:54:23.230 --> 01:54:25.710
New Years Resolutions are back.
3542
01:54:25.710 --> 01:54:27.340
Yes.
3543
01:54:27.340 --> 01:54:29.760
I feel like Big Cat, you're always big on 'em.
3544
01:54:29.760 --> 01:54:31.010
Yeah, I got one this year.
3545
01:54:31.010 --> 01:54:33.800
I'm gonna go 2020, PFT you in it with me?
3546
01:54:33.800 --> 01:54:36.230
20 push ups, 20 squats every day.
3547
01:54:36.230 --> 01:54:37.310
Never changing.
3548
01:54:37.310 --> 01:54:39.630
People have been saying like oh add five a month.
3549
01:54:39.630 --> 01:54:40.463
No, no, no.
3550
01:54:40.463 --> 01:54:41.880
2020, that's all we're doing.
3551
01:54:41.880 --> 01:54:43.600
I like a little variety though.
3552
01:54:43.600 --> 01:54:44.530
No that's all we're doing.
3553
01:54:44.530 --> 01:54:45.700
We're just getting our, we're getting
3554
01:54:45.700 --> 01:54:49.140
the base level strength by this time next year,
3555
01:54:49.140 --> 01:54:51.510
I'll be doing 20 pushups in like four seconds.
3556
01:54:51.510 --> 01:54:53.580
I want to have big ass arms.
3557
01:54:53.580 --> 01:54:54.413
Okay.
3558
01:54:54.413 --> 01:54:55.246
So will that get me there?
3559
01:54:55.246 --> 01:54:56.079
Sure.
3560
01:54:56.079 --> 01:54:56.912
Okay.
3561
01:54:56.912 --> 01:54:58.800
20 push ups a day, 20 squats, I don't know.
3562
01:54:58.800 --> 01:54:59.960
No, I don't know about that.
3563
01:54:59.960 --> 01:55:00.793
Okay.
3564
01:55:00.793 --> 01:55:01.710
I wanna get the bench press work in here,
3565
01:55:01.710 --> 01:55:02.543
get working on that.
3566
01:55:02.543 --> 01:55:04.890
Actually I had an idea last week.
3567
01:55:04.890 --> 01:55:07.499
I went to one of these Orangetheory fitness classes.
3568
01:55:07.499 --> 01:55:08.332
Yeah.
3569
01:55:08.332 --> 01:55:11.540
Which is one of these cult-like fitness experience things,
3570
01:55:11.540 --> 01:55:12.770
where they put a monitor on you,
3571
01:55:12.770 --> 01:55:14.600
they tell you how many splat points you get.
3572
01:55:14.600 --> 01:55:17.010
I wanna do a different, yeah splat points.
3573
01:55:17.010 --> 01:55:17.843
That's what they're called Bub.
3574
01:55:17.843 --> 01:55:21.090
It's their proprietary measurement of how fit you get
3575
01:55:21.090 --> 01:55:22.760
and how less of a slob you become.
3576
01:55:22.760 --> 01:55:23.593
Sounds legit.
3577
01:55:23.593 --> 01:55:25.640
Yep, so I wanna do
3578
01:55:25.640 --> 01:55:28.910
a different cult-like fitness experience every month.
3579
01:55:28.910 --> 01:55:31.050
So whether that's cross-fit.
3580
01:55:31.050 --> 01:55:32.373
Whether that's--
3581
01:55:32.373 --> 01:55:33.490
You'll hurt your back.
3582
01:55:33.490 --> 01:55:34.500
Pilates.
Perry's boot camp.
3583
01:55:34.500 --> 01:55:36.100
Perry's boot camp, I'll do one of those.
3584
01:55:36.100 --> 01:55:36.940
Like, you name it.
3585
01:55:36.940 --> 01:55:38.410
I want some suggestions
3586
01:55:38.410 --> 01:55:41.250
for different new trendy fitness things
3587
01:55:41.250 --> 01:55:43.320
for me to try and I'll review them.
3588
01:55:43.320 --> 01:55:44.949
I'll probably just blog 'em all.
3589
01:55:44.949 --> 01:55:45.782
Okay.
3590
01:55:45.782 --> 01:55:46.615
But yeah, I feel like that would be a fun thing to do.
3591
01:55:46.615 --> 01:55:47.790
Get yourself fit.
3592
01:55:47.790 --> 01:55:51.010
Yeah and then I also, I'm gonna take one three
3593
01:55:51.010 --> 01:55:52.758
every time I play pickup basketball.
3594
01:55:52.758 --> 01:55:53.591
Okay.
3595
01:55:53.591 --> 01:55:55.170
That's my New Years resolution.
3596
01:55:55.170 --> 01:55:56.003
Just take at least one.
3597
01:55:56.003 --> 01:55:58.230
And then maybe take two if I'm hot.
3598
01:55:58.230 --> 01:55:59.390
I had like kind of a similar,
3599
01:55:59.390 --> 01:56:01.240
I wanna join a men's league softball team.
3600
01:56:01.240 --> 01:56:02.073
Ooh, I'm in.
3601
01:56:02.073 --> 01:56:02.906
I've like wanted to for like a year.
3602
01:56:02.906 --> 01:56:04.590
I haven't played softball in a while, yeah.
3603
01:56:04.590 --> 01:56:05.538
I'm in.
3604
01:56:05.538 --> 01:56:06.371
And the Rubix cube.
3605
01:56:06.371 --> 01:56:07.610
Yeah Rubix cube.
3606
01:56:07.610 --> 01:56:09.410
I'm in for the softball league
3607
01:56:09.410 --> 01:56:14.410
as long as it's like noon on Tuesdays, I'm in.
3608
01:56:14.790 --> 01:56:16.510
No, I have the Yak.
3609
01:56:16.510 --> 01:56:18.610
Two o'clock on Tuesdays I'm in.
3610
01:56:18.610 --> 01:56:20.120
Okay, yeah we'll try.
We'll set up early,
3611
01:56:20.120 --> 01:56:22.360
we'll just get a hoop in the office here.
3612
01:56:22.360 --> 01:56:25.740
How about this, I just wanna drink more water.
3613
01:56:25.740 --> 01:56:27.490
Yeah, I've always tried to drink more water.
3614
01:56:27.490 --> 01:56:30.360
I wanna drink more water and I'm gonna say it out loud.
3615
01:56:30.360 --> 01:56:31.600
Not too much, though.
3616
01:56:31.600 --> 01:56:33.770
Remember Tom Brady almost drowned himself.
3617
01:56:33.770 --> 01:56:35.130
Right, but I won't get sunburned.
3618
01:56:35.130 --> 01:56:36.521
Okay, yeah that's true.
3619
01:56:36.521 --> 01:56:38.890
I'm gonna quit smoking.
3620
01:56:38.890 --> 01:56:40.000
You don't smoke though.
3621
01:56:40.000 --> 01:56:42.133
I do smoke, occasionally, so instead of Juuling.
3622
01:56:42.133 --> 01:56:42.966
You gonna quit it, yeah.
3623
01:56:42.966 --> 01:56:45.151
Instead of Juuling, now I smoke cigarettes now.
3624
01:56:45.151 --> 01:56:46.160
You know what, PFT.
3625
01:56:46.160 --> 01:56:47.210
I wanna quit smoking.
3626
01:56:47.210 --> 01:56:49.293
I'm also gonna quit smoking.
Thank you.
3627
01:56:49.293 --> 01:56:50.757
With you, you and I are both gonna quit smoking.
3628
01:56:50.757 --> 01:56:51.590
This is solidarity.
3629
01:56:51.590 --> 01:56:52.840
If you see me in public with a cigarette.
3630
01:56:52.840 --> 01:56:54.390
Same, slap it outta my--
3631
01:56:54.390 --> 01:56:55.750
Slap Big Cat in his face.
3632
01:56:55.750 --> 01:56:58.100
Except, no wait, don't do it.
3633
01:56:58.100 --> 01:56:59.280
No that's how you're helping me.
3634
01:56:59.280 --> 01:57:00.423
No I'm gonna quit smoking.
3635
01:57:00.423 --> 01:57:02.870
If you see me smoking, slap Big Cat.
3636
01:57:02.870 --> 01:57:05.252
All right fine if you see me then samesies.
3637
01:57:05.252 --> 01:57:06.810
You're gonna pick up smoking so that I get slapped.
3638
01:57:06.810 --> 01:57:07.900
Yes, yeah.
Deal.
3639
01:57:07.900 --> 01:57:08.760
Take the slap off.
3640
01:57:08.760 --> 01:57:09.653
Deal so don't slap me.
3641
01:57:09.653 --> 01:57:10.880
Take the slap deal off.
3642
01:57:10.880 --> 01:57:12.420
Slap Big Cat if you see me smoking.
3643
01:57:12.420 --> 01:57:13.253
No let's do this together, let's quit smoking together.
3644
01:57:13.253 --> 01:57:15.090
Slap me if you see Big Cat smoking.
3645
01:57:15.090 --> 01:57:16.210
But not in New Orleans.
3646
01:57:16.210 --> 01:57:17.220
It doesn't count in New Orleans.
3647
01:57:17.220 --> 01:57:18.090
Yeah that's true.
3648
01:57:18.090 --> 01:57:19.760
Does not count in New Orleans or Miami.
3649
01:57:19.760 --> 01:57:21.500
Yeah, New Orleans, Miami.
3650
01:57:21.500 --> 01:57:22.333
Grit Week.
3651
01:57:22.333 --> 01:57:23.166
Or at the Combine.
3652
01:57:23.166 --> 01:57:24.530
Or Atlanta if we go to the Final Four.
3653
01:57:24.530 --> 01:57:25.380
Grit Week's a big one.
3654
01:57:25.380 --> 01:57:26.420
Combine.
3655
01:57:26.420 --> 01:57:27.960
If I'm in Japan for the Olympics.
3656
01:57:27.960 --> 01:57:30.710
We're gonna quit smoking in the city of New York.
3657
01:57:30.710 --> 01:57:31.560
On week days.
3658
01:57:31.560 --> 01:57:33.710
Yep, there it is.
3659
01:57:33.710 --> 01:57:34.793
Before 8pm.
3660
01:57:36.360 --> 01:57:38.240
No, we, yeah okay all right,
3661
01:57:38.240 --> 01:57:40.640
I was gonna say our softball team's at two.
3662
01:57:40.640 --> 01:57:41.473
Yeah it's at two so we'll be fine,
3663
01:57:41.473 --> 01:57:43.600
it'll be like a post-game thing.
3664
01:57:43.600 --> 01:57:45.430
No yeah, you gotta rip a couple long darks
3665
01:57:45.430 --> 01:57:48.690
if you're out with a post-game drink with the lads.
3666
01:57:48.690 --> 01:57:50.790
Do our post, well our softball game will be at two,
3667
01:57:50.790 --> 01:57:52.250
our post-game will be at nine.
3668
01:57:52.250 --> 01:57:53.900
Yep.
3669
01:57:53.900 --> 01:57:54.780
What was your who's back?
3670
01:57:54.780 --> 01:57:58.930
My who's back of the week is Papa John.
3671
01:57:58.930 --> 01:57:59.763
Yeah.
3672
01:57:59.763 --> 01:58:02.940
So Papa John is officially now a Kentucky fan.
3673
01:58:02.940 --> 01:58:06.890
He has burned his bridges at Louisville,
3674
01:58:06.890 --> 01:58:09.810
so he's not gonna be able to go back on that campus
3675
01:58:09.810 --> 01:58:11.660
and be the king that he once was then.
3676
01:58:11.660 --> 01:58:13.240
But you can't keep Papa John
3677
01:58:13.240 --> 01:58:14.950
out of the National Sports discussion,
3678
01:58:14.950 --> 01:58:16.740
so he's wearing blue shirts.
3679
01:58:16.740 --> 01:58:19.600
He's sitting like two rows behind Cal Perry
3680
01:58:19.600 --> 01:58:21.190
at home games in Kentucky.
3681
01:58:21.190 --> 01:58:22.985
He is now a Kentucky super fan.
3682
01:58:22.985 --> 01:58:23.818
Incredible, incredible.
3683
01:58:23.818 --> 01:58:24.830
So what a rebrand.
3684
01:58:24.830 --> 01:58:26.740
What a rebrand for Papa John, the Papa.
3685
01:58:26.740 --> 01:58:27.573
All right--
3686
01:58:27.573 --> 01:58:29.310
Is Dante, what do you think his New Years resolution is,
3687
01:58:29.310 --> 01:58:30.880
like eat 25 pizzas a month?
3688
01:58:30.880 --> 01:58:31.713
Yeah.
3689
01:58:31.713 --> 01:58:32.590
He's gonna, yeah.
3690
01:58:32.590 --> 01:58:33.770
No, I think he goes more.
3691
01:58:33.770 --> 01:58:36.850
No saying the N-word for three days.
3692
01:58:36.850 --> 01:58:38.870
No, only say the N-word
3693
01:58:38.870 --> 01:58:40.970
if it's quoting someone else who said it.
3694
01:58:40.970 --> 01:58:42.920
But I also say it so I can quote myself.
3695
01:58:42.920 --> 01:58:44.230
Yep.
3696
01:58:44.230 --> 01:58:45.180
That's a rule.
3697
01:58:45.180 --> 01:58:46.770
All right and, kind of similar,
3698
01:58:46.770 --> 01:58:48.080
my who's back is Kevin Spacey,
3699
01:58:48.080 --> 01:58:49.580
so not totally similar,
3700
01:58:49.580 --> 01:58:51.740
but Kevin Spacey made another creepy video
3701
01:58:51.740 --> 01:58:53.353
on Christmas to just creep us all out.
3702
01:58:53.353 --> 01:58:54.520
What the hell Kevin Spacey.
3703
01:58:54.520 --> 01:58:57.770
It was, he literally threatened to kill all of us
3704
01:58:57.770 --> 01:58:58.680
with his kindness.
3705
01:58:58.680 --> 01:59:01.400
And then another one of his accusers died.
3706
01:59:01.400 --> 01:59:02.960
Yeah, listen.
3707
01:59:02.960 --> 01:59:03.870
It's fucked up.
3708
01:59:03.870 --> 01:59:05.160
I think the creepiest part of that video
3709
01:59:05.160 --> 01:59:06.470
was how he was working that log.
3710
01:59:06.470 --> 01:59:08.810
Like, I don't think Kevin Spacey's ever had to build
3711
01:59:08.810 --> 01:59:09.951
or maintain a fire before.
3712
01:59:09.951 --> 01:59:10.784
No.
3713
01:59:10.784 --> 01:59:12.450
I'm pretty sure it was a gas fireplace.
3714
01:59:12.450 --> 01:59:13.329
Yeah.
3715
01:59:13.329 --> 01:59:14.906
And he was just poking a synthetic log.
3716
01:59:14.906 --> 01:59:16.036
It was an LED screen.
3717
01:59:16.036 --> 01:59:18.020
Yeah, he was poking it, just stabbing it.
3718
01:59:18.020 --> 01:59:19.640
And he was in character as Frank Underwood.
3719
01:59:19.640 --> 01:59:23.820
It's, I watch that video and needed to take a shower.
3720
01:59:23.820 --> 01:59:24.880
It was so fucking creepy.
3721
01:59:24.880 --> 01:59:26.439
So yeah, he's back.
3722
01:59:26.439 --> 01:59:27.750
I would rather he just appear in character
3723
01:59:27.750 --> 01:59:29.580
as the dad from American Pie
3724
01:59:29.580 --> 01:59:31.560
and just like smoke weed in the garage.
3725
01:59:31.560 --> 01:59:32.520
And listen to The Who.
3726
01:59:32.520 --> 01:59:34.310
Yeah and work out.
3727
01:59:34.310 --> 01:59:36.402
Just do that, Kevin Spacey.
3728
01:59:36.402 --> 01:59:37.330
Aw man, that guy's a creep.
3729
01:59:37.330 --> 01:59:38.163
All right.
3730
01:59:38.163 --> 01:59:39.910
Did I say American Pie?
3731
01:59:39.910 --> 01:59:41.110
I meant American Beauty.
He meant American Beauty.
3732
01:59:41.110 --> 01:59:41.943
Yeah.
Yeah.
3733
01:59:41.943 --> 01:59:43.160
That woulda been a way different story
3734
01:59:43.160 --> 01:59:44.010
if he was American Pie.
3735
01:59:44.010 --> 01:59:45.400
Yeah, that would.
3736
01:59:45.400 --> 01:59:46.500
Yeah, I don't think it would work that well.
3737
01:59:46.500 --> 01:59:47.950
He'd be getting his dick stuck in other stuff.
3738
01:59:47.950 --> 01:59:50.850
Yeah, all right, we'll see everyone Thursday.
3739
01:59:50.850 --> 01:59:51.683
Love you guys.